Stop falling for vidya hags.
>>733544907Why does he have a face and hair he's supposed to have a giant T for a head or an all whited out bald head with a big green T on the front
>>733545079>green T
Thank God, save me from the /vg/ thread
>>733545892Are they talking about raping horses over there again or something?
>>733545892why are you there in the first place????
How many bings until February Stakes?
>>733545937No it's just filled with shitty porn spam>>733545971cause there was no /v/ma thread
>>733545979About 7
>>733545971>No thread here>"mmm don't want to force it. Cooldowns are good, eh let's check /vg/">Nothing but pornspam>LiterallyI thought it was a meme but it really is nothing but porn. Now let's stop talking about it to not crash this thread with no survivors
>>733545842>caw hee
>>733546047>>733546089Very funny how people were getting upset that anons were shitting on /vg/ at the end of last thread only to be proven right.
>new seriru video on MANT dropped>check comments>this vid is misinformation
>>733546296How so?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kj8pusypRxc
>>733546296WitGOD...lied?
>>733546238It's not that they aren't right. But they shouldn't have huge melties derailing the thread about it.
>>733546342Personally? No idea. Will wait until I try MANT for real.
>>733546238You could really tell the crossposters were getting upset about it.
>>733546342It's just third rates parroting the opinion of other sloptubers
As I said in the last thread: whoever the faggot having a meltie over /vg/ is please text on the club chat so I can kick you for good
>>733546563hersebros...
>>733546238It's just SEAhours /vg/ is usually fine during humanhours
>>733546568It was one guy having a melty over everyone telling him to fuck off because he was crying about not being able to spam porn because a drawgod posted his OC and then a few simps got bothered because a few of them told the guy to go back to /vg/ if he wanted porn spam.
>>733546563/v/agabond bros...
>>733546716will a /v/ guide be necessary or are you guys capable of filtering through all the gaslights and misinfo on your own?
Oh, here we go again with the peepeepoopooschizo bullshit
>thread ends up with shitflinging>new thread is up>after a reasonable break!!!>"oh hey, lets talk about that shit again"...
>>733546961When Unity dropped, some people seemed so helpless as to not understand how to play the game anymore. I expect similar panic with MANT.
>>733546750What club nigger so we can laugh at you?
>>733546716Explain how an item that reshuffles your Supports is not something you should buy. No wonder JP hated MANT if they are all as retarded as that guy
>>733546563
Hopefully this is the last time I need to post thisIt's times for the February Stakes (at the usual place of course)The field is very stacked this time:>W Heart Bond: The absolute favorite, winner of last year Champions Cup, completely dominant in JRA Dirts. Starts from the favorable Gate Number 9, which is the gate of the winning horses of both 2024 and 2025 February Stakes. Ridden by our favorite jockey R.Sakai.>Wilson Tesoro: The fabled silver farmer, came in 2nd in the last year Champions Cup (cucked out by a nose by W Heart Bond). Ridden by the mareman Y.Kawada himself (Wilson Tesoro is not a mare though), and has the history of being repeatably cucked out on Dirt by R.Sakai (2023, 2024, 2025 Champions Cup, 2024 Tokyo Daishouten). Will he and mareman able to change fate this time by scoring his first G1 victory?>Ramjet: Winner of the 2024 Tokyo Derby, but hasn’t won since that Tokyo Derby and was even defeated by a Worst Korean donkey, came in 3rd in the last year Champions Cup.>Natural Rise: Won 2/3 of the new dirt triple crown last year and placed 2nd on the last crown, but came in 11th in the last year Tokyo Daishoten. Can he redeem himself this time?>Costa Nova: Winner of 2025 February Stakes, a very strong contender for a consecutive February Stakes victory, but his story this time is complicated. Ridden by Lememe, so >Dirt LememeAnother major change is now you can experience being a keiba onna thanks to a /umajp/ anon dacchi.gudnight.fyi
>>733547101Me on the left next to Golshi
>>733547101How rude. We have at least 3 people that put in big numbers, not just Mayoman.
Why doesn’t Seeking the Pearl get hag art?
>>733547250So you don't deny that danchou is flatlining?
>>733547361I dont think shes that popular, anon
>>733547361She's not a popular character, not even for gags.
>>733547402No he is notHe is creating the Golden Arc so it isn’t flatlining
WHy do I have no drive to play this game now?
>>733546563Herse went back to like 1006Personally I'm spamming Hagzensky careers because even a mile dirt run of her can net 500k fans. She's so good at this(even though I suck balls at making fronts)Talking about that. Can a front trainer tell me why she can't win shit? I don't know what's wrong with her at all. Looks pretty good to me. She went like 0/20 wins in public rooms. Missing from the screenshot: GW, Tail Held High, Ignited SPD
Are tourists still seething over the fact that 2D supersedes their 3DPD on every metric? I get you came in 2015 but you’ve had over a decade to get on Howard and assimilate
>>733547587What?
>>733547565Frontman here. Power is too low. The final leg has a big uphill.
>>733547618Wrong thread my bad. There was some newfag whining about art book and manga images in the dot hack thread a few days ago saying it was off topic
>>733547696Round round Una enthusiast here, Power is a big gaslight. Wit is more important
>>733547562Because Shinko Windy isn't out yet.
>>733547812She has free POWER from her privileged stat growth just from training speed. She doesn't needs to worry about power at all
>>733547862Whyd they have to put her banner before Mr. C.B.? What a pain!
>>733547812It depends on the track, with uphill tracks Power is important.
>>733547696I see. I thought fronts didn't need POW in general but this track seems to be different. Fronts have fallen. Millions must use King SR
>>733547812Disagree. Str build >> Int build
>>733547984Yup, but it is overstated to the point some trainers were sacrificing Wit for Power
>>733547565Moxie procs too late for her ult too. Corner Recovery or Triple 7s is better.
>>733548045Teach me! How in the world?! 3 wit 2 speed Riko?
>>733548045>That WitYou are certainly not the Israeli danchou
>>733547565Not enough straight acceleration/velocity skills?
>>733544907no , their shrivelled eggs need my seed
The new umalator looks like burning dog shit, why are zoomers so bad at UI design? Who even asked for this?
>>733546612If you're playing MANT properly by running the full 42 race rotation, you're going to have more points than you can spend most of the time anyway.
>>733546612You DO need to have two or three whistles every summer though. Just because you can get bad trainings even after using resetting them with the whistles doesn't mean you can't highroll with them.
>>733546296>>733546342VF's seaniggers has been raiding his videos, they're also 24/7 on /vg/ btw
>Hag>Mommy>MilkhDo you fuckers have mother issues?I got a mom, and I don't need another one.
>>733547862our time will come windybros
>>733548115Bring these + power sparks
>>733548742Despite having huge tatas, Creek creeps me out too. I like the umas that treat me like their man, not like a goo goo ga ga baby ffs
>>733548742Yes, i do.Now guess from which club i am
>>733547565Pick Triple 7 or Corner Recovery instead. Moxie activates during the accel phase making your ult do nothing.
No
>>733548742milf booty calls is all a man needs
https://x.com/WhooieW/status/2025235576648335437
>>733548081>>733548193>>733548949Thanks bros. Will do. More power and Corner recovery seems like the way to go. Wuv you.
I'm trying to train Digitan but she keeps ending up mediocre. What cards should I use for her?
>>733547565She has also no consistent skills to proc GW, unless I am blind
>>733549112For a late digitan:Kitasan, Flash and Sweep(I would use King but yours is lv35)Riko, Marvelous, Neicha SSR borrow
>>733549257Marvelous WIT btw. Card's great.. Forgot there's a pow Marvelous too that will be very meta on MANT
What is the bare minimum stamina for this CM
How would you rate boob window Pasa this CM?
>>733544907>oh sweet a hag thread>actually it's a stupid horse gacha thread
>>733549371You want 601 for the track bonus.
>>733549654Those got debunked a bunch of threads ago
>>733549630We have great hags, though. The best, even.
>>733546961I'll need a guide desu
>>733549257>>733549336I appreciate it but that's not good news for me since I was already using most of those on her already, with the only difference being I was using speed Brian instead of Flash
>>733548742There is a different between having a mother and a mother acting like an actual mommy.
>>733549765You have to run more dawg. I started hitting S rank more often the moment I stopped taking shitty trainings at 60% energy and started running instead. It's free skill points during useless turns. Just be a bit more careful with your energy
>got Taiki to 5 stars recently>luckshitted the inu on a cheeky tenner for max Taiki inheritanceGet those bibs and appetites ready, /v/ma. We're gonna have a BIG BBQ.
>>733549724>maru lives off campus, has her own car (and license), talks like she's from the 70's, and plays the older sister mentor figure to everyone in her story>but is presumably still at most 18 cause she's a high schoolerok gameI know the answer is "don't worry about it" but how do they actually justify the multiple generations anyway, considering they try to pretend they're all happening roughly at the same time and that we aren't just playing at the same school over the course of ~30 years
>>733549523>>733549523>>733549523anybody?
>>733546563W-what happened to /herse/? Did Ryan mine collapse?
>>733549523Decent late but Digitan is better.
>>733550278Should /herse/ disband and be absorbed by the other clubs next month?
>>733549724
>>733550397No, that's too cruel a fate for the second oldest club.
>>733544907Hag umas (actual) WHERE
>>733546563Is the flat liner in oy neigh getting kicked? Looks like there'll be plenty of slots in most clubs next month
>>733550397>>733550436just poach a grinder
>>733550482literally so old victory photo is in black and white
>>733550278>W-what happened to /herse/?i for one am doing haru careers for capricorn atm and she gives literally zero fans
>>733549523giga gamble, but she can win if she procs unique at a good time. Easy to train and good skills too.
Wake up neighas.
>>733550567That reminds me of a thing i wanted to ask, Does anybody here actually have the unique Haru Urara epithet? It requires a career to get over 500k fans if i recall
>>733551326im doing my fan runs
>>733544907stop making this fucking thread you nigger come up with a better OP
I love JKs
>>733551710Cute Windy
>>733551710>Cute dog Windy>Janny Groove>Bubble Gum FellaThis is a good image.
They say she's called Windy because the wind passes effortlessly between her thighs no matter how hard she presses her knees together
to honor the real horse I will throw a single ticket to Windy when her banner drops and then spark whatever other banner is up alongside hers
>>733552151>alongsideWill there be any?Anyway, literally the next banner is Mr. C.B. with i imagine 1* TT
Good dog or bad dog?
>>733552206there's always been 2 banners up when a new one drops since release thanks to the accelerated schedule
>>733552310what happens if I pet both at the same time
>>733552310>pit licker on the left>small dog, wanna be beast on the rightI choose Windy, the good inu.
>>733552310DA BIG DAWG
>clean sweep 5/5 win against a S1 rank team>sub 600kMy umas are amazingly retarded despite most having max wit
ebayan face reveal soon
>>733552310BAD
Does Blast One Piece reference the manga/anime at all?
>>733552720she's not even playable yet no.Kiseki does though
>>733552720No, but Oda likes uma musume
>>733550119>spoilerIn one of her free events, Maruzensky is out shopping when a shopkeeper compliments her on her old lingo and clothing choice.She reveals her mother was the one who shared her tastes, making her question if she is behind the times. MOOD DOWN
>>733552676
>>733552720>>733552776The only reason Blast is in the game is that Cygame cannot just barge in and request Ai-chan. But now they have Ai-chan, it is likely that implementing Blast is not high on the priority list
>>733551326Im waiting for the February Stakes bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3QOb_kMSAA
>you must be this short to ride the uma
>>733553027I used to get these in my youtube short algorithm a lot years ago but it was for cows. There's just something strangely satisfying about seeing their hooves get shaved off.
>>733553024Did you place your bets?
>>733553091I do not like almond eye
>>733553027>scientists want us to believe these are real animals
>>733553097YouTube keeps recommending me horse videos.
>>733553189Sure, go tell Lememe and see how him turn you into horse feeds
>>733552676>max witYou don't really need max wit on your TT aces, hell even 800 is enough. All you need are fucktons of gold skills, probably 5 at minimumMy sprint Suzu consistently gets 60k by herself
when do we get to marry our trainees
BRING ME KITABITCH
>>733553387Would you marry your queen instead?
>>733553119Im putting it all in W heart bond
>>733553482not that one
>>733553482No, but I'd marry my princess.
>>733553574>not posting her wedding alt
This is your party’s warrior for tonight.
>>733550119It was pretty funny in s2 of the anime when they had child Teio tell Rudolf she's her role model and then acted like there was nothing strange about Rudolf still being a student there years later when Teio started. Then they did it again with Kitasan
>>733553482I'm already taken by another queen
>>733550119The campus is also consider a college.>>733553765>s2>>>s3>canon or making sense
>>733553963Mayuzensky Shuttle?
>>733553574>>733553963Danchou...
Huh… is this a new transfer student or something? She’s kinda cute…
>>733549092>Digitan is an asshole
>>733554170I feel like I've seen her before somewhere
Recap part 4
>>733554170But that's Duramente?
>>733548779king is such an underrated card for these builds, it's atleast a 200 power difference in my experience
Buono!
>>733554321lmao Lash is one of my favorite characters personality wise as I've never actually played him beforelooks like he needs too much schmovement which I have none of
>>733555158I din't get her in the megabanner. It's over for me.
>>733555158I saw Bono's ult for the first time in CM finals.
What are we expecting from today's stream?
>>733555541Ehh horses run fast?
>>733555541ebayan face reveal
>>733555541I don't really care about JP streams and seeing content we won't get for 4-5 years.
>>733555541
>>733555158>>733555407Will Forever Young be taller than her whenever he becomes an uma?
>>733555679They occasionally speak about global during nips stream. This stream having an international theme and an American scenario should be quite global related.Also it's not like we get streams for global anyway.
>>733555885No
>>733555541old overweight women pretending that they're still youngandEEEH SUGOI CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>733555541The new FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>733544907>hag>Its just an anime girl
>>733555776I know this chink list is complete ass but C.B.? Really?
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>733550278I just need something to do, mang. My Dirt aces are as good as they're gonna get, and everything else has MANT and the FineMo rerun as something that would render time spent as a waste. I'm still spending my stam doing double event point runs, but I have no clue as to what to do with them other then just trying to ensure I don't job the Unity cup.
>>733556210
>>733556151She wants the D
>>733556234stamina long parents for the gigalong
Anybody got the OC dump link? I need it for something
>>733556846Seems way better to do that on MANT where I can get the insane affinity, especially since I already have a passable 9* Stam parent even if they don't have Long sparks
>>733546961I need a guide for the next dirt CM
Did i make it in time for the feb stakes?
>>733546563NOT LOOKING GOOD BROS.
>>733546961There's already a guide, granted its not a video. Its a text document, but its out there.
>>733547812Wit is more important yes, but you need power for the uphill.
>>733552805Source?
Satono Diamond's children seem to be bringing home a lot of wins on the undercard
>>733557049If you can stay awake for another hour and a half
>>733557049in one and a half hours
>>733546961I have faith in COLLECT BLUE SPHERES anon to come through. Are you him?
>>733557049Tokyo r8 just finished, Fairly Lovely Steaks is Tokyo r11
>>733557323>>733557332Thanks, seems im here early. I'll get back to playing Civ 5
Thread is kinda dead huh
How much longer till JP stream? This determines whether I go to bed at a reasonable time or stay up all night playing Nioh 1
>>733557461stream is going right now, it's switching between tokyo hanshin and kokura
>>733557403>im just lurking until the G1 begins.
There's now an actual horse named Obey Your Master
>>733557403Round fuck
>>733557675Is it a blondie like Obey?
>>733557521Mind sharing the jp?
>>733557801kick - b01doghos
>>733557751She has a chance right bros....
>>733557914We have to get playable Happy Meek first
>>733557521i think he means the reveal stream which is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCMin like 5 hours
>>733556210Uma are thoroughbred, not ponies.
>S mile >S dirt>dogshit stats>couldn't even get curvif only the sparks were good
I missed the race right? I'm such a retard
>>7335580375 hours? Guess I'll stay up then, clearing out my TP and being Wirriam-san tonight.>>733557521Yeah I meant the game stream, my b
>>733557256
AH YES LET'S PUT EVEN MORE GAMBLE IN THE GAMBLING SIMULATOR
>>733558179Nope, still and hour and a half.
>d*rt raceI sleep
>>733558246Save your time and just>Give up
>>733558246I just noticed the gambling tag.
>>733558313
>>733558451If she’s so smart, why can’t she figure out how to get a boyfriend?
>>733558489that reality has a name falco, it's called AMERICA
>Smart Falcon>No wit growth
>>733558489If shes supposed to be cute and pure stop wanting to get dirty?
>>733558519>tfw too intelligent to need wit growth
new umas leak
>>733558519If we wanna get technical, valentines eishin flash is the smartest character in the game right now
>>733558727who
>>733558551Somehow, she's even cuter when she's dirty!
>>733558727>She's a cowBASED CYJEWS.
>>733558727Why does Forever Young look like a hag?
>>733558727ok
>>733558747>Haru Urara is smarter than Biwa Hayahide
>>733558727Need a sauce but I'll believe it.
>>733558761From left to right should be Victoire Pisa, Ebayan, and EpiphaneiaAnother leak. It's Marche Lorraine, Orfevre's daughter.>>733558857A mix of his trainer and owner.
>>733558727They're definitely not beating the "new umas all look the same" allegations
>>733558928Urara is very smart after all
We hyped for the pakatube tonight? New horses, scenario and info on the 5th anniversary gacha content!
>>733559034you forgot to mention that we don't get any of it for 5 years
contrail when?
>>733558747>Maruzensky removes her clothes>This somehow turns her smarter
YAWN.Wake me up when Admire Terra gets revealed.
>>733559085I feel for you, globalfriend.
>>733558727Wow ! its>Wonder Acute 2>Tosen Jordan 2>Sirius Symboli 2
>>733559210That's not Sirius at all though
>Dirt
>>733559181Honestly, I will be sad when we no longer have the knowledge of those who've gone before us to know when to pull or not
Why are you guys doomposting already
do deuce when?
>>733559210Right more looks like Cheval 2.
>>733559034>design are leaked alreadyWhy even bother to watch 3 hours of sugoi sugoi?
>>733559306>>733559338its literally just Sirius without the fuckme eyes
>>733559321That's gonna be like 9 years from now so don't worry about it
>>733558727>Forever Young looks like Elton John>"oh that makes sense, like the song that he sang">Google it>Elton John never sang Forever Young>the Rod Stewart song I thought was the song is a totally different song with the same name
>>733558960Another leak.Casino Drive.
>>733559323God i wanna be gaslit today.
>>733559408Completely different characterization. New girl looks like a pompous brat.
>>733559486sexo
>>733559408No, it's Cheval with confidence
>>733559486>roulette wheelAnother gambler?
>>733559034How do they go? Whenever I see them interview the VAs it's just jacking off cygames for 1 hour.
>>733559486Air Groove 2
Someone's going to post a spoilered image with the text "Another leak" and it's an uma pissing
>>733559571oh god how gross I hope nobody actually posts something like that haha
>>733559571
>>733559510TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES>your trainee didn't have enough guts to sustain her runTELL ME TELL ME LIESOH NO NO YOU CAN'T DISGUISE>Running three 1200 distance races is basically like running a single 3600 distance race
>>733559610DELET
>get race fatigue mood down despite only running two races in a row and not having the conditionthe fuck?
>>733559675Todd would train gaslight dancer.
Another leak.
>>733559771That sounds like a "I raced when I had literally zero energy" moment
>>733559610I know this is Marvelous's thing, but this is a bit too explicit.
>>733557751Pay the Butler was a bay horse, closest you might get is a pale or light chestnut ala-Gold City.
>>733559675
>>733559782Todd would sell (You) uma armor.
>>733559790oh, i thought it was only after running three races
>tfw Torena-san picks a hamburger joint for our date when there’s a sushi place right next door
Im so fucking worried about Equinox's design man
>>733558971cygames in general seems to have a really bad case of degraded character designs over time as their franchises go on. bahamut, granblue, dragalia, priconne all ended up with pretty samey generic animefaces compared to their launch rosters. the only one that didn't was their idolmaster branch and thar's only because bandai put a hard limit on them in terms of how many characters they get to add.
>>733559486This is just Orfevre with a different hairstyle
>>733558805I was really worried about that
>>733559610
>>733559789I love her smile.
>>733558727>epiphaneiaYaeno ripoff
>>733559941why is she bald
>>733559987Is Yaeno even good enough to call someone a rip-off of her?
stop saying they all look the same that's RACIST
>>733560032Yaeno still won 2 G1s, cope and seethe.
>>733559959She looks slightly deranged.
>>733559906Trust the plan, DFC incoming.
>>733558727I hope they aren't over designed.
>>733559856>See the Tenno Sho (Spring)? You can clear it.
>>733560009
It really does look like they've hit a wall of all designs looking samey as fuck
>>733560115See that uphill? You can climb it with 600 power.
>>733560121Why would she do this?
>>733556151C.B. loves to remind you that her parents are an UmaXTrainer pair that eloped together, then pulls a "haha wouldn't it be funny if that was us haha just kidding haha UNLESS"
So Uma designs were only good for the first two years huh
>>733560121Ayabe seems like a genuine asshole
>>733560115>clear goal race>tazuna event"Toreina-san! I have a new race that will help you train your trainee's guts, I'll add it to your race agenda"
>>733560140>>733560164She just love collecting fluffy stuff
>>733560159The designs are still pretty good i say, lets wait until the full reveal.
>/vg/ thinks our clubs are botting
>>733560153As a globalbab the only thing I know about C.B. is that she likes to walk out in the rain why I interpret as code for her being an exhibitionist
>>733560216Don't care desu neigh.
Bait, don't reply
>>733560159There's over 100 playable umas, they ran out of good designs after the 2nd-3rd anni and everything after that is heavily overdesigned.
>>733560309BUT IT LOOKS YUMMY
niggas would say that opera was overdesigned if it released nowadays
>>733560316You still get good designs like Neo Universe and Gentildonna but thats when they really lock in, theres a lot of slop umas in between, nobody can mentally visualise Copano Rickley or Bubble Gum Fellow without looking them up
>>733560159There's not much to do when the horses itself arr rook same. People still mistaken Yaeno with Bamboo when the design was simpler.
>>733560289We had a grey horse at our place that liked standing in the rain and rolling in the mud that resulted. We kept getting police complaints (as in people calling police) about animal abuse over it.
paddock for F stakes is up
>>733560309food? where?
>>733560216I thought /vg/ didn't think about us?
>There are no more guests loans left for today
>>733560391Opera looks really good and unlike any previous design though
They released a mob-looking uma recently, and I don't think she was well-received.
/v/mapyoi, stop botting
>nobody can mentally visualise Copano Rickleydo you happen to lack an inner monologue too? not even worthy of a reply
>>733560201She could have just asked.
>>733559856Who would actually buy a whole suit of armor for a race because of Todd?
>>733560558There's always a disparity between >these designs are getting to be too much, give us something more simple>Ok, here's something more simple, will you roll on her?>...
I will roll for her
>>733560558I simply prefer the other Kiseki and her Kisekis
Is this real or shopped?
>>733560391the criterias are:>looks similar to an existing character>have 3 or more shades of hair color>overabundance of head accessories
Jpfag here. People dissed on Transcend and Hishi Miracle when they were revealed and now they are fan favorites.
I think I made someone mad about his irrelevant, dime-a-dozen Brown, yellow and white design uma.Oh well.
>>733560686Who is more of a slut between those two?
>>733560715
>>733560715I've only read their story, not play their career but they were written with quality.
>>733560686Why you'd think Falcon calling Curren the semen demon?
Is ur dirter ready?
>>733560792I have nothing
Sad that she won't look like this, but at least I am very relieved that she won't be a flattie. I was genuinely worried about that
>>733560719Curren. Mayano would bail out if that was ever an option
>>733560792I have a SMaru and Falcon who are like 85-90% what they could be so I moved to trying to get front COguri, which requires a new parent, and I'm working on that and hoping I'm not getting gaslit. If I am it hopefully shouldn't be too hard to make a late normal Oguri.
>>733560814Fuji would never do this
>>733560792She is very dirty.
>>733560830Shame, really. There's nobody who has that body type in the game yet, is there?
>>733560883For good reason.
>>733560830I pray that THE umamusume won't have some boring Genshin-like design.Would kill for her to look like your pic tbhdesu.
>>733560903?
>>733560883Seeking the Pearl maybe? Most of the tittymonsters are medium or short, tall and stacked is quite rare
>>733560928We don't need breasts that go beyond Creek's, her maestros are already big enough and going further would honestly look silly.
>>733560883All umas have basically the same body model in the game. It's a shame about the lack of tits on a stick too
>>733560903>>733560928Uma Musume has much more going on in the background for maintaining a public image for loads of reasons. Which is funny considering many of the earlier uma designs.
>>7335601155 seconds in MS Paint.
>>733560558Kiseki ain't bad. She joins the rest of the retarded dog umas but ended up faction switching to the ohimbas after she hung out with the mares in her story so people like to draw her with gap between her "cool" artist persona and her acting like a girly girl.
>>733560792I'm a Falconlet, so I've just resigned to making a Digitan, Shuttle, and Xoguri and calling it a day, can't be assed to make dirt parents.
>>733560975gayest post itt
>>733561002KEK
>>733560975We need a +100 bust uma and it's retarded that it doesn't exist yet
>>733561002So this is the source of all the gaslighting
>>733560975They wouldn't need to be that big, just have a lanky girl with big tits. Hell, have more body differences in general. There being like 2-3 base bodies shared by everyone is lame.
>>733560975These breast aren't bigger than Creek's though, it's just creek is a pig that makes her tits look smaller.
Since everyone is complaining about the new uma's designs how about you guys post your favorite uma so we can see how "overdesigned" or "underdesigned" they are compared to the new gals.
>>733561042>We need a +100 bust umaYes we do, big red secretariat.
>>733561002I can't believe that his trainees all fell for his sweet little lies.
>>733560686Fact checked by True Uma Patriots
>>733561074But I want this thread to last until the Feb stakes
>>733561074She is perfect.
>>733561068Goldshi
>>733560792Yeah but I'm flatlining waiting for MANT.
>>733561074The best designed uma ever
This entire overdesign problem started with Duramente btw. And it became unsalvageable after Orfevre.
Is it time yet? Just woke up
>>733561074Just straight up AURA.
>>733561162I actually like orfevres except the magical floating crystals.
feb stakes in five minutes, anyone got the lineup?
>>73356116315 MTP
>>733561130She's all hips and no huge tits. Doesn't give at all the same feel as that Forever Young design.
>>733561115It's in like 15 minutes, surely the thread won't suddenly be impossible to reply to yet appear totally normal due to reasons outside of our control
>>733561098Thanks. Someone please get Mayano away from Curren.
There he is.
>>733561198Almost forgot to bet. $5 on six pence.
>>733561198Doing a bold bet on Lord Couronne, ALWAYS bet on Spe-rm
>>733561198all in on HAPPY MAN
>>733561198Neo universes's pedigree is used for dirters?
>>733561198>Long Run>track is a Mile
Its habbening, any last predictions /v/ros?
>>733561162>Duramente>overdesignOrfevre is an actual example of overdesign but you cannot tell me with a straight face that Durament is """overdesign"""
>>733561198Spechud's seed has been killing it lately, so give it to either Lord Couronne or Sunrise Hawk
>>733561195Skirt is doing work and giving her hips when she doesn't really on her model
>>733561238>No JP races on my betting thingFuck
>>733561348Why does she has that BDSM belt harness
>>733561335W Heart Bond will make history, I'm sure
>>733561068I agree, the measurements suggest a diversity of bodies unlike the game
>>733561348she's overdesigned bro, she has like uhhh, red belts and uhhh two shades on her hair, my favorite uma could never
>>733560792>Ur-Dirter
>>733561198OMEGA GUINNESS FOR THE WIN
>>733561394My favorite uma is opera btw.
I never get fucking Groundwork. I want to be a frontchad so bad not a PChud anymore
>>733561372Mate?
>>733561348hair too spiky, get rid of the ahegaos
>>733561437are you looping properly?
>>733560814Damn her hair from the side is so weird, so weird to draw. Might just be my lack of practice though
>>733561401Holy shit bystial support!?
>>733561401Kek'd. Thats not what I was expecting in a /v/ma thread.
>Betting is not allowed after 3:30 PM JST on race day
Gentlemen....
>>733561401
>actually make a dirt pasa parent thats okay ish>NICE, I'll combine it with this super good dirt borrow parent and..>Bourbon gets to dirt CLmao yeah okay I'll just use two fronts this CM.Are you guys actually attempting to do that?
Damn jockeys look short as hell
are there any blonde umas with bright green eyes? asking for a friend
I'm washing my clothes, should I go back to my PC? Is it about to start?
>>733561525Suzu...
>>7335615615 minutes
>>733561549Im trying triple front....
>>733561549my team is falco front pasakeen eye debuffer natie
$100 on Saimon Xanadu
>>733561556Well they are. Extra weight and wind resistance on top of the horse is no good.
I NEVER KNOW WHAT FUCKIGN MOVES WORK REEECAN I USE PUMP? DOBER? RED SHIFTjk I already know red shift doesn't work most overrated move ever
>>733561549All in on frontsloppa
>>733561558
>>733561558Don't worry I know what you really wantHere's your uma, saar
>>7335616015'11 bros...6'0 bros...6'1 bros...
>>733561604Pump and red shift work for lates. Plancha for pace and fronts, angling for fronts
>>733561604Pump into red shift, for a late, yes. Dober doesn't work.
>>733561604>PUMPyes >DOBERno>RED SHIFTonly on lates and endsforward march is the universal skill this time
>>733561558>>733561628>forgot image because of this shit capthca
>>733561549Curren would not do this.
>>733561628Machan...
>>733561604Mummy
why are fronts popular this CM? Besides falco of courseisn't angling and scheming kinda weak in this course?
>>733561604>PUMP? It works but has a very narrow activation window.>DOBER? It activates too early.>RED SHIFTIt's pretty good for late/end.
>5 borrows still unused >1 AM It's over
>>733561720
>>733561702Meta is shaped around falcon.
WHERE'S THE LINK
>>733561549After my experience with mutations, I would consider going from C to A on the edge of sanity. It can be done without god levels of luck but it's still pretty frustrating.
>>733561702Angling is ideal since late race starts on a corner.
OUR HEROES walk along to their posts.
Can I run Falcon solo Front? I literally only got that and it was from a spook
>>733561789yes, expect a lot of other fronts so there's no problem on only running one
>>733561765WHY CAN'T YOU BOOKMARK IT
>>733561789Yeah there's probably enough fronts.
Hurry get in!!
We betting right bros?
Did I make it in time?
DING DING DING DING
3D HORSES
those were some actually high quality low poly horses
>PS3 UmasModels got updated.
>low poly horses have dirt trailsHOLY FUARKING KINO
Very fast low poly horses
>>733561810DON'T SASS ME NEIGHAGIVE ME MY KEIBA KINO NOW
Bringing in the umabucks
If I'm using falco/maruzensky, is building front pasa a waste of time?She'll never keep up with both of their strong mid-races, right? Would she even help them speed up?
>>733544907>first time doing Eishin Flash's career>Riko doesn't show up until after my second inspiration>Kitasan doesn't show up until the turn before the Arima Kinen>Rice doesn't start her chain at all>Fine Motion doesn't agemasenWhat the fuck.
>>733561868>>733557869
I love dirters so much
>>733557869Read for link witlets
>falling for the gambling devil
Would you enjoy working as a little green and yellow gate technician?
ALL IN ON RAM JET
>>733561917Grassy Ass
H-HAYAI
>>733561906Frontbros....our lead....
can kimino haru compete in this CM Realistically?I know she's "okay" if you make her an end closer, but can she actually close the gap to the frontrunners?
AND THE FROG TAKES IT
HOLY FUCK that's a long final straight what the HECK
>That head on proc
I'M BRICKED
Costa Nova winsKitaspawn can't cut it
Who the fuck is New Coast?
>>733562035Imagine the straightaway spurt
GUESS WHO'S BACKBACK AGAINFRENCHIE'S BACKBACK AGAIN
Wilson silver farming againLol
9664 921916 slots, February Stakes ReenactmentBring 1, Dirt 1600m, Left/Counter, Sunny Firm Winter, random mood.If you have an Aqua Uma ready already, it would be ideal for this race.If you are a noob, try to join anyways! Or toss in your Team Trial Dirt uma!Will keep alert to how things are going. Whether filling slow or filling fast. As a contingency if someone runs another February Stakes room if the 1st one fills super quickly, will Wuv You.
FUCK YOU WILSON NOT AGAIN
W heart bros....
When will we be free of the french
>>733560792i have neither falcon nor taiki while oguri and digital are being absolute cunts and giving me the shittest runs
>>733562075I STILL HAVE NO DIRTERS
>>733558727>forever young>a hag
>>733562075Putting in my WIP ooma since I havent started building lol
>>733562075>2 oonige in the lobbyI hate you faggots
>>733562075I have nothing decent but alright
>>733562075Starting 4 minutes after filling so spectators can join.
Seriously, how does lememe keep getting away with it?
>>733562172Why?
>>733562172Oonige game bro
Damn that filled quick, I thought i could finish my career real quick.
>>733562075I hope I don't get humiliated.
>>733562062lememe doubters?
>>733562227Yeah im surprised how quickly it filled, I'll spectate.
>>733562001She's reasonably strong. She's not meta warping, but you're not sending her out to die like you would regular Haru, so it depends on your cards and your luck like always
>>733562235That Dia is cursed
>>733562075Starting very soon! Get in spectators!
Pleade answer my newfag questions ;_; , how much does the jockey do? Can a good jockey win with a worse horse
HOW DO YOU ALL HAVE SO MANY S RANK DIRTERS ALREADY? I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN WITH MY PARENTS, OR MY TEAM COMP
>>733562172>more then 1It's okay, they'll murder each other as always
Well, I think dirt sucks
>>733562302S rank isn't as hard as you think, keep trying, don't give up and it will come sooner than you know.
This lobby is SSSSAASSAAAASAAS
>>733562294Generally a good jockey will not make a bad horse into a winner, but a bad jockey can screw up a good horse.
Ah, sucks i don't play global. I would've loved to join a reenactment race.
>random moodNot canon
>>733562326I can't believe they added Fleshpounds to Uma and they got this anon....
>>733562324But I still don't know where to begin. I have Falcon, NYUrara, my mutantee but I genuinely don't know where to start. I've been like this all week and haven't done anything but fan runs
>awful moodokay cool
Damn taiki went flyin
>instantly hit oyl>still lost to taikinot like this...
AND SHART FALCON LOSES
How did those three umas place below the two gassed ooniges lmao
>not a single frontkek in top 5
Strong
Waiting for cool shots
>>733562294A good jockey can make a difference but greatest jockey in the world can't make a bad horse win. The main thing is they guide the horses, the tracks have varied layouts and the horses don't know where to go. The horses also don't know how long a race is so the biggest thing is the jockey usually gives the order to do final spurt (all out run) and they can try to control the horse's pace (hang back, pace chase, front).Of course there are horses like Suzuka that just ran full speed with no orders from jockey and then there are famous cases like Symboli Rudolf disobeying jockey's whip and refusing to spurt and then doing it when he wanted (and won).
>>73356246116 race rng
We need to do something about the oy neigh problem... we need a final solution
>>733562474>Symboli Rudolf disobeying jockey's whip and refusing to spurt and then doing it when he wanted (and won).
>missed the thread>missed the race>missed the reenactment
>>733562508Why they're cool.
that third term is all but confirmed huh?i still remember one anon worried that she wouldn't be useful in CMs
I'll just train Taiki, fuck this
>>733562542Everything can happen in a 16 uma race anon, don't take it as gospel.
>>733562508I placed a kill order but no one can get pass the Umassad
>>733562537I'm kidding, I'm awed at how often they join races and place well, really funny how the suzuka club has a lot of racing freaks
>>733562542I'm never getting rid of these fat rolls man
Can I make 6k carats before the Fine Motion banner?I need more SR pulls, even if I don't get a bunch of Fine Motions.
What's the earliest i can use the spring dog? I just did her career and fell in love with her.
>>733562632Sure, you ARE gonna win plat right?
>>733562542I thought Digital benefited from crowded races, seems like she either got blocked or her accelerations didn't activate
>>733562075And Taiki blasts ahead for the February Stakes! Congratulations Taiki! This race was very top heavy for a G1 reeactment, but at the same time I think it was the first time a CM aligned with the same race its based on. Looking forward to Aqua /v/ stakes!More cool pics to follow. If anyone wants to post the placements ahead of time, go for it!
>>733562661the two medium CMs after the giga long
>>733562678Of course not. I wouldn't be needing SR pulls if I could make competitive aces.
>>733562632Club rewards + 2 TT rewards + dailies SHOULD give you 6k. You can get more if you haven't cleared the event yet
>>733562709With club and TT gibs you can probably barely squeeze it out.
>>733562632Finemo is early MarchYou'll get club rewards which will be a couple thousand assuming you're in an A club. Then we have 1st year anniversary celebrations, probably some gibs. You'll be close, probably can make it.
This reenactment is pretty indicative of how rough of a time fronts will have against the oonige menace.For Smart Falcon, it's not looking good!
>>733562732I'm getting 1000 more from the event.>>733562753>>733562764Hope so.
>>733562661>ears partially coveredSo she's a slut right?
>>733562694Nice little curve shot.
Nice.
>>733562542Seems that the double oonige let her delay her ult more into the late stage.
>>733562783Yeah you're good
>>733562537>Why they're coolNo, not for me. That guy is dead set on killing my round round Uma for no apparently reason. Thank god MANT is coming up
>>733562632I love Flash
I thought Taiki didn't work, what should I train her as? Front?
>>733562709>Prototypewoah, blast from the past
>>733562783Banner runs for a week + and if you're like 1,000 carats short or whatever just swipe lol. You'll make it though
>>733562694Can you post the taiki build?
>>733562801And a final corner shot. Final stretch coming up next.
>>733562801I'm proud of my Amazon doing the teleportation trick from last place to finishing third with awful mood.
>>733556890took me a while to find it https://mega.nz/folder/D3pCwTAD#knYaIbuudCUNYY47EecuGA
How important is saving Goddess statues? I'd like to bump my Groove up to 3 stars for my Sprint team, but obviously I'll be getting more copies of her whenever I get free pulls on Kitasan. Is 15 statues to buy star pieces anything to really worry about?
>>733562884>Dirt c*rren
>>733562801>Smart FALCON>finally flyingCurrenbros...she stole our gimmick...
>>733562819Well as someone that also put his v1 round round uma, I think its important to be aware of what most likely will be a threat in some lobbies
>>733562928go ahead and use them, i got like 1500 laying around
>>733562928>How important is saving Goddess statues?Not very important at all, they're replenishable and you get new ones for every event/CM/whenever you roll trainees etc. Just use them for whatever you want.>15 statuesthat's nothing brah, knock yourself out
>>733562928Just use em
>>733562884And final stretch. Dat blob on the inside.>>733562861Maybe the original Taiki can post it. I'm too lazy to put together the collages that people often post for builds.
>>733562928You use them to star unlock your favorite uma, nothing more to it. Though in general it's pointless to use them if you can't reach the next star level.
>>733562928You end up getting a bunch of them out of nowhere so it's fine to use them, so long as you're focusing them on something and not just spreading them around.
>>733562931>Falcon invades currens turf and Is celebrated >but when curren does it its not okay
>>733562928IMO you should save your statues so you can get your favorite uma to 5 stars.1 and 2 stars will fill up quicker than you think just from scouting.
>>73356292815 is nothing, I used a bunch of mine when I was new to get outfits for all my umas and I don't regret it at all.
>>733563003kino
>>733563021Well yeah...curren sucks!
>>733563003Why did oguri grow wings.
>>733563003
>>733562390Please help me guys I've spent all week without playing because of this, I actually won't have enough time. Please tell me what parents to make or where to start
>>733563003Some umas have so much fucking hair
>>733563081evolutionary mechanismit's a bird eat bird world out there
>>733563110Hishiama is out of control!
>>733563110Yes and it's great.
>>733562928I would say if what you want to use them for is just to bump up a low rarity, using 10-15 isn't really that bad. You need 1250 statues to go from 4* to 5* anyways so if you want to do that to someone else, using 15 for something else is a drop in the bucket.
>>733563003And here are the placements. Congratulations again to the Taiki! Thank you for joining!And many anons said it already but will point it out here: 9 vs 16 racers are a different experience. Please keep that in mind and join the Aqua CM rooms anons post up for testing!
>>733563003Choose.
>>733562861
>>733563191For me? It's round round uma
Got it, thanks anons. Gives me something to do for at least a couple of days remaking her
>>733563198impressive considering 1 power card and no SSR riko>ny opera uniquemaybe he knows something we don't
>>733563191But I don't want either of them.
>>733563108Post deck and umas, as far as parenting goes>End: Lol, pump, spurt, daring strike (optional)>Late: Pump, Red shift as a gamble, OYL, FF (realistically updrafters)>Pace: Plancha. Mummy optional if you hate yourself, head on>Front: Angling, plancha, final push/unrestrained >Universal accelHighlander, Forward march>Good uniques to also Inherit if luck chadBrian and McQueen helps you move up.>Premium skills you might want in your build.Uma Stan, playtimes over, tail held high, slipstream, speed eater
>>733563245My janny can't be this cute
>>733563198Thanks bro
>>733563062She doesn't. Take that back!
>>733563249I mean its a decent skill for sure that was known, haven't looked at it in the track but it does look like a waste.
>>733563249>>ny opera unique>maybe he knows something we don'tPeople have been saying it would be good for a while. It's a late race velocity skill but I doubt that's the thing that allowed it to win. Most likely won the NSM lottery
God I hate being at the career screen and seeing this ugly whore and being reminded of her tranny voiceI JUST USED 20 TICKETS ON THAT BANNER, I DIDN'T EVEN SPARKBITCH SPOOKED ME TWICE AND NOW I HAVE TO BUY XMAS CAP
>>733563394Biwa is /v/ culture.
>>733563394
>>733563394>hating biwaMust be tough being /v/ma's biggest homosexual
>>733563268My deck isn't the problem, I think, I have pretty much everything that I need except SSR Riko, just the R version. Also no Furious Feat or OYL cards, that could be a problem.>UmasFalcon and NYUrara which I heard is good, but don't know how much. I also have the usual Oguri, XOguri, Taiki, Condor, but I did want to try making a mutant Dirt wife. I also recently got Seiun, should I make my own Seiun parent or Condor parent for Fronts?
>>733563394This shit is bananas
>>733563394>this ugly whoredanchou, break his legs
>>733561905You would be wise to join my gang.
>>733563480I wish the game had official Jungian personality types for the trainees
>>733563394Sorry the Biwaganda worked too well on me. I'm afaid you'll have to leave.
>>733563579I'm still not forgiving her for that Cancer rapefest.
>>733563629Danchou… time to let it go
>>733563508R riko is fine, do 2 speed 3 wit riko full power parents, New Yorker urara is better off as end but can work as late, might need 3 speed 2 wit 1 riko, oguri foes as a late, condor goes as a front or pace, taiki goes as pace, XOguri works best as front.
>>733563629Anon...
>>733563629That was probably the catalyst for a ton of people here to become ultra competitive
>>733563696Thank you mate, what about parents? What should I quickly make? My own Seiun? GW and Forward March sparks? Mile or Dirt?
>>733563629It's funny how much collective trauma the bird gave the board, I need to get off my lazy ass and start grinding a respectable successor.
>>733563787>blocks your path
>>733563748Gw sparks are king with seiun, borrow a parent rhat has groundwork sparks so you can have them on your lineage. Mile sparks are best unless youre mutating umas into dirt. For parenting, just give her the good front skills.
The actual random Falcons you found in Cancer were pretty weak though, I think she was only a real threat last CM
>>733563787Never traumatized me, I was able to beat it a few times and enjoyed the challenge. I was one of the few voices who said he should keep joining rooms when others were voicing their frustrations and asking for a ban on THAT falcon from practice rooms.
I'll admit it, I find falcon more attractive than curren.
I'm not on a lot of the /v/ threads because I always miss them so idk the lore you guys are referring to, but my falco has won me two CMs and i love her very much
>>733563882I shouldn't try to have Seiun get Mile or Dirt sparks herself right? That'd be painful
>>733563629I didn't think she was that bad in Cancer. Seiun on the other hand...
>>733563840Not even close. She was strong but needed the specific team of Taiki and Maru to perform at her peak. And it was a collective effort, any of them could win.Smalcon instead was running a one man army rape simulator career.
>>733563840A wall is nothing but something to overcome or tear down anon.....
>>733563709Smart Falcon is a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking Plat. That's right. She took her HOEH ARIGATOU and she pissed on my fucking plat and she said her last spurt was this fast and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on 4chan dot org, Smart Falcon, you've got a slow last spurt, it's the speed of Haru Urara's but way slower. And here's what my last spurt looks like. That's right baby. All accels, no blockers, no gaslights, look at that it looks like Furious Feat and On Your Left. She took my plat so I'm gonna take her queendom. That's right this is what you get, a summer Maruzensky blocker.
>>733563929>he doesn't knowYou missed out one of /v/ma's greatest events
>>733563910As the average anon gets older, many realize that waiting for an idol to retire to give her a true happy ending is worth the waitCake falcon...
>>733563910How? She has a literal fridge body with no curves
>>733564008Stop! I can only get so erected
>>733563994genuinely the best uma comic page ever created, hair down permavirgin cake falcon makes my heart bleed
HOEH?!?!?!
>>733564008>with no curvesSome anons here are really into that, you know
>>733563929I have 4 Plats, and she won 4 of them
>>733564008>implying curren has any body eitheractual curren, not the photoshop cleavage curren
I have some sad news. The third and only trainer who rolled for V.Eishin has recently choked on a chicken bone and passed away. May he rest in peace.
>>733563929An extremely infamous and strong toreina made a falcon that was absolutely ridiculous, no whale deck or nothing just a huge high roll, she was borderline unbeatable, there were entire days where across multiple threads each filled with rooms, the falcon would not lose ONCE. The fucking bird had a 90% winrate by herself in the CM that trainer lost to a triple late start so it ended in a very funny note anyway
>>733564008She does have tits and hips though, and they're perfect size.
>>733564087I kneel
>>733564008Nah, she looks good as fuck in the swimsuit outfit.
>>733564008Canon art btw
I'll always be amused how much /v/ and /vg/ both love falco when she is hated on INTENSELY by jp
>>733564008And this anon is proof as to why her oversized sweater is a dumb outfit, since witlets don't realize that there is a body underneath the baggy clothing.
>>733564168>pussy bone going all the way to the top of the bellybuttonFalco you might need to go to the doctor your pelvis might be mis-alligned or something
>>733564170Nips have always had terrible taste.
>>733564170Why? Did she rape them too hard? I do think her parade outfit is fucking ugly though
>Uhm, boro boro ne!The bast support card line ever
>>733564112>SpoilerWell, I'm glad my suffering still amuses people. I think I'm one of the biggest lucklets in this board.
>>733564189Actually it's her racing outfit that makes her look like a fridge
>>733564168I'm glad the game has so much tasteful fanservice instead of slowly losing its dignity like Blue Archive, or being completely shameless like Brown Dust
>>733564232>those droplets imagine falcosweat falling in your face
>>733564189it's perfect because witlets don't deserve her
>>733564263Yup, she looks pretty good in more form fitting stuff.
Personally, I hope to see a lot of the bird during Aquarius. My Maruzen's been looking forward to a rematch with Falco ever since Cancer.
>>733564170How does JP feel about curren? Feel like her PR is on uptick
>All these round round Uma fansThe world is fucking healing guys! This is soooo peak!
>>733564373
>>733564264I loved early Azur Lane's designs. Never played it but it was super nice to look at. It was the right equilibrum of lewd and tasteful. Meanwhile I look at current AL and all I see are fatty flesh monsters stripping and showing off their jiggling, oversized everything. Makes me so sad to see, as a fan of the previous art direction.
>>733564170JP fans have always loved "SELF-INSERT KUN I LOVE YOU I LIVE FOR YOU I KNEEL TO YOU" stuff above all else, thats why isekaislop still reigns supreme there Falco chooses the idol life over (You) and has a painful hot springs scene to back up how it hurts her, to JP fans that is like the greatest sin a fictional anime character could ever do
>>733564351I'm gonna make one as worthy as the cancer bird from hell. Just gotta get off my ass and finish grinding my dirt parents.
>>733564431You said that last CM...
Curren IS still queen
>>733564431>Dirt parents>For Falcon????
>>733564351>implying I'm not having the hag and the idol race together
this cm will be her time
>>733564373I will never be one of them, I'm holding my grudge for all eternity.
>>733564463For bourbon
>>733564479Based and Oshipilled.
>>733564405Oh I see. Japs have shit taste as usual. That's why their nu-umas are made so that their whole personality is loving the trainer and almost nothing else.Well that's also the kind of person that pays for gachaslop so it doesn't surprise me.
I DON'T WANNA LEARN MANT
>>733564452To be fair....it was seiuns reign and I got lazy~
>>733562923Just saw this, thanks a bunch
Considering how EXTREMELY honest flash is about wanting to fuck her trainer's brains out, you think falco ever accidentally caught them in the act?
>>733564516Read the guide bwo
>>733564470For me, it's a personal thing, since Maruzen was my Cancer blocker. So this time, I want to finally reward her service by having her actually win against the bird, instead of just pulling a murder-suicide and going down together.
I stopped reading the story events since the christmas one because they've always been kind of mediocre at best. But they were always well-received for the most part. I'm surprised by the amount of people shitting on this valentines one. It must be really fucking bad.
>>733564513>nu-umas are made so that their whole personality is loving the trainer and almost nothing else.Yeah I dont like that, I dont care if Buena wants to bang me they all do. I want character!
>>733564596I miss the RPG one. That one was the best
>>733564523Insane how much damage seiuns reign did.
>>733564558No. Cause Falco isn't even allowed to sit in the cuck chair. Not even accidentally
>>733564516make all of your support cards even in friendshipraceracebuy the shit that makes all your support cards rainbowraceraceon the turns with no races train witrace + keep buying the +training +mood and +energy thingsALL IN ITEM DUMP in summergo back to racingmake sure you have 3 of the +race stats items for the not-ura-finale at the endpop that shitend career
>>733564650>Damage
>>733564596It's just nothing. You have 3 autists, Jordan, and Flower, there's no one to make things interesting nor funny, and the moral of the story is Tracen students all want to win, which isn't even presented in an interesting nor funny manner.
>>733564567>>733564681I don't want to PLAY MANT period
>>733564558Why don't go fuck right back to /vg/
>>733564650Rest and recreation is healing, not damage. Everyone needs a break
>>733564710But saving up 100k carats...
>>733564596Consider
>>733564727Oyn.....
>>733564727You are being disingenuous, there is nothing wrong with that post, and I say that as the /vg/ hallfag
>he doesn't have all six>he's seething>he's coping
Where are the dirt Vodkas?
>>733564804Fuck marry kill 2x
God MANT seems fucking awful.
>Get Mile S>Butt picking on anything but speed.
>>733564804I rolled for hagtits and later got Oguri by accident. Should I roll for Chocobon? I am a total contrarian that will not run meta umas on purpose though, so even if I do I probably won't play her
>>733564804>spend 30k carats for a single trainee>just for a better chance at getting a shiny title + 700 more caratsmmmmm nyo
>>733564804>Creek?Meta at raping trainers maybe
>>733564879>I am a total contrarian who won't run meta>replying to the literal meta postyou seem kind of stupid
>>733564558Sweet mama I didn't realize Eishin is that stacked
>>733564804shit music
>>733564869As someone who regularly grinds fans, I think it's going to be great. The only thing I dislike about it is the shop/summer camp RNG.
>>733564804I feel like if I skip VBourbon I will regret it all my life
>>733564747>current reign is a umadol worship based monarchy>next queen (assuming no double term) will most likely be a glutton with no forward thinking, a mexican with zero work ethic, a machine or a yuritardLooking grim for /v/ma
>>733564869I have 6 plats, im gonna bunker down and wait for GL
>>733564916Fan runs don't require any focus though. MANT does.
>>733564907
>>733564941Or AlternativelyThe good ending.
>>733564941ENTER
>>733564405>falco's hot springDON'T REMIND MEHOT SPRINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME THIS FUCKING HURTS
>>733564941El Condor Pasa isn't lazy...
>>733564941>umadol worship based monarchyBut Falcon didn't win
>>733564916Getting to the first summer camp can take between 15 and 20 minutes, and it seems like a lot of JP players used to give up the career then and there if they didn't get what they wanted
>>733564941>Curren law where everyone is expected to tune into every Curren speech and reply to her social media posts with #currenislaw #currencountry>Falcon chaos stirrers that believe strength is everything and that she rightfully wonWhere's my neutral route?
>>733565040Curren simp… time to let it go
We need Kitasan to release as soon as possible so she can whip these lazy fuck trainers into shape when she becomes queen
>>733565012>the moment falco gained thousands of japanese haters
>>733564804There was no need to make this a soundpost. A webm with no sound of this would've been a blessing, that shit sucks
>>733565081>>733564914it's supposed to have the shit music that's the entire point of the meme, it's taken from twitter
>>733565063You are the one claiming she won when the results ended 3-2
>>733564973kind of impressed by how every screenshot of jordan i see manages to perfectly convey the complete lack of thoughts rattling around in that empty tin can of a head
>>733565012That does suck.>>733565068But doesn't that mean she wants you to wait for her? Is she not going to retire from being an umadol at some point?
>>733565054The neutral route rep is Urara.
>>733565110>No you don't get it, it's ironic, it's supposed to be shitI'll take the hot animation, without audio, takeout only.
>>733565128
>>733565178Die
>>733565054Urara won one race so you can stay in the corner eating crayons with your daughter while the big boys fight to see who's the biggest umasimp
>>733565178kill yourself
>>733565137That's the intent yes, but the point is she has feelings but bottles them up because she's truly idolpilled, it's supposed to be a bittersweet momentAnd to a JP fan choosing anything over (You) even temporarily means you are the worst character ever made
>>733565193simps vs simps is not supposed to be mega violent like this
What matters is that we all love Curren.
>>733565283Damn, she doesn't deserve the hate.
Thread, die already
I like Tickezo because of how hard she feels
>>733565283Why are japs like this.
>>733565337Mmm, nyo...
>>733565285You obviously haven't been to /soc/, /cgl/, or /vt/. Good.
>>733565309it's fine because the devs like her, all the dirt umas in the game form a little club/family and falco gets into cute shenanigans with all of them constantly
>>733565357Does anyone have the bro bwo identifying card meme
>>733565352CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEELI CAN ALWAYS GIVE MY EVERYTHING TO YOUUU
>>733565337
It doesn't usually take this long
THE THREAD ENDS HERE
Feels good being a CurrenCHAD
>>733565450It's 5am here. People are sleeping. We are the freaks that stayed up watching japanese horseracing
>>733565450That just how dead /v/ nowadays
>>733565397Oh, so that's what this is about
>>733565480Urara noooooo
>>733565483Give me the sauce now before the thread dies
>>733565494Love yankbros, have a nice sleep
>>733565410I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD I CAN STILL BE A MAN
>>733565530>he doesn't know that animation styledude there's only one as of recent with that very bouncy animation style
>>733565081>>733565151I WILL END THE THREAD WITH THE GREATEST SOUNDPOST IN ALL OF UMA MUSUME
>>733565540Thanks but I'm a spic, we just share timezones
Few know but you can watch KYR winning on the same place
>>733565583There's more of us than you think I know at least one other argie is here
>>733565553I thought he said he wasn't going to lewd the umas. Either it's suggestive bait, or Curren took over his mind and he did it anyways
>>733565583>>733565635Fuck off browns
