Comfy bread for comfy cats!A kind anon found the first miniboss of The John. Let's keep working together to find how to access this area consistently.
Huge find.
The other thread isn't even at bump limit.What the fuck are you doing you stupid nigger.
>>733627467this is fakestop taking twitter baitsThe cats are not even the same as the ones from the map
I'm starting to think this level is just a hoax made by aquajeet himself in an attempt to make himself sound smart.
PREVIOUS THREAD(which is not even in bump limit lmao):>>733618707
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>>733627656He doesn't reach the baseline level of creativity required to do something like that, this is nothing but an empty echo of similar "/v/ gamers discover secret" threads he's seen
>>733627718Reddit post
>>733627467This is how you get threads banned and sent to /vg/, you stupid fucking nigger.
>>>/vg/
>>733627656I used to get bent out of shape like this over /co/ schizos. It's amusing to watch this from an outsider's perspective now. As long as you give them attention they are guaranteed to keep posting. You have to resist the urge to correct the record whenever they pull psyops until they get bored. It's just 4chan shit anyway, it's not a big deal.
After losing to a Mama Maggot with 10 speed I've concluded that this game needs to allow savescumming like XCOM 2 so I can beat itI'm not built for ironman runs even if the runs are only 30 minutes
>>733627805Oh my fauci, are those heckin' CATERINOS?! And you get to use LE SCIENCE to make the strongest KITTERINOS you can? And it's a heckin' ROGUELITE, too?! AND there's silly irreverent toilet humor! Woah, WAIT A MINUTE. DID EDMUND MCMILLERINO JUST MAKE A POST SAYING HOW GAY CATS WILL KEEP FUCKIN'?! This might be the mine and my wife's boyfriend's GOTY!
>>733627656Was the fact that no one but him cares about it the thing that threw you off?
Tinkerer factually sucks because it NEEDS 2 things to work and if you don't find any synergy you literally have a dead weight on the team
This game is fucking bullshit I just refunded it
>>733627868he replies to himself and samefags when nobody takes his "bait," and if you try to make a different thread (a serious thread that doesn't break multiple rules like avatarfagging, off-topic, spamming, low effort, trolling, etc, etc, etc) you'll be the one that's banned.
>>733628046This but unironically
I don’t care if they’re a schizo theyre keeping mewgenics discussion alive! Keep it up aqua chan!
>>733628046I said that when I bought the game.
>>733628237Can you at least TRY to not sound like a samefag?
i won't bite it... i won't bite it...
>>733628273Can you atleast appreciate someone’s dedication to game of the year. The vast majority of us love aqua chan and appreciate her finding new hidden locations!
>>733627467Not gonna lie I played a couple runs and I just don't get the hype.Isaac I understandMewgenics is kinda boring though
>unlock arthur>Alley is now impossibleWhy does this fucker have more health than rad rat? Why is Split the atom on metronome list?
>>733627817Fuck off OP you poofaggot.
just had the displeasure to encounter Bumblefoot for the first time and this fucking nigger just downed a cat and half killed everyone else before anyone got a turn and now everyone is dead.cooljust don't even bother going to the bunker without 7+ speed cats i guessgreatvery funI'd rather fight any actual main boss, even this early into the run than this nigger
Fuck my life WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ELITES CAN STACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb7cVqnuCQo
is hard throbbing king always flaming or did I just get lucky? the fact that his arena has pools of blood made it a nonissue
>>733629031Honestly, its that fucking bone attack that does 20 fucking damage and causes bruise. What the fuck Edmund.
Four Collarless runs are fun, actually.
>wasted time doing checklist runs before unlocking hard mode so I have to do those classes againfuck
how do I get mutations???
>>733629416Damn wtf should I just rush act 3 and finish hard mode then?
>>733629674I'd save 4x of a class for hard mode but still do the act bosses for the unlocks
>>733629546>hole event>consuming strange substances on events>probably some other events i'm forgetting>crater shimmer weather>mutation furniture>cancer
Im 26, I have no work, left college, no car, no credit card, no savings, no clue what I wanna be in life. Every single day I just wake up and play mewgenics for hours before going to bed. This is my life now
>>733629203He had sparkles along with his clots that he spawned. Which countered my overload sparkle build on my psychic. Fucking bullshit.
>>733628046The only time I've heard people speak like this is obvious 4channers saying it ironically to mock redditors from the pre-COVID age.
>Have two blank collars unlocked but never used them>Only now just realized that the real autismaxx'd reason they exist is to send trios of the same class out so that you can maximize your chances of getting a good synergy with at least one of them.
why does aquafag bleed us dry?he gets away with shitposts, gets away with shitpostshe cries, cries, cries for the threads' demiseone of these days we're gonna hurt 'em hurt 'em hurt 'em
can't eat food what the motherfuck it's over
I seem to roll with 0 int butchers my best runs
>>733630282I recommend paying close attention to red mutations. I learned it hard way when starting adventure and only after that realizing my cat has mutations blocking my build abilities. Same with dark disorders on the bottom
>aqua is bad because uhhhh they just are okay!?!?!?
>>733630282I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST MEOW
>beat 3 guillotinas first try while spaming chapter 1 to get items and understand how everything works>see twitter>people on chapter 2 or 3 still dealing with herI had luck or are most of the player just retarded???
>>733630458I was doing sidequests in act 1 for ages before even thinking about going into act 2.
>>733630458The average player is really fucking bad.Guillotina is easy.
>>733628129Every board schizoid behaves like that. There's nothing you can do about it anon. Just gotta shrug it off.
>>733630530I just lost to her when do I get to do a redo? Hopefully I don’t have to wait another 7 days
Yup, the pajeet is a janny, I'm convinced now.
Well the leech quest is gonna be a breeze with this fella>mega fast>2 free turns>flying>can yoink a free elite at the start of turn>oh yeah he's also the tank
>>733630417Megumin is simply better
>retard complains about the thread>makes another one>waifu shit>gets deletedBASEDMODS
>>733630458>>733630530Or instead of grinding Act 1 to prepare for Tina, they been progressing through Act 2. I stayed in Act 1 because I was afraid of Tina but then realized she was easier.
>>733630593she'll come back eventually, you do have to wait tho. t. wiped to tina 1 because i had no cats after a massive bed shitting
>>733627467Alright about to fight Guillotina, am I just supposed to set up the defending cats when she gets here?
>>733630318I dont like that drawing
Anyone got this yet?You can use it to store retired cat's soul
I don't think Flush is that good of a song
>>733630648YesGet your best cats and itemsShe is easy, dont lt her amount of HP scare you
>>733630635>my waifushit is better than yours.okay
Why are people sayng Tinkerer sucks?I got a fucking bomb throwing bastard who can fly with a jetpack and can summon a fucking giant robot mech
>>733630635Hello aquajeet
>>733630593All house bosses give 7 days notice even when you lose and they come back.For act 2 house bosses prepare for fire immunity or water spells and items and debuff removal. The other act 2 house boss is rock related so tank's rock abilities will help and Rock Eater ability and Pet Rock make it trivial
>>733630693It’s hasbin hotel music
>>733630714Too RNG
>>733630758What compels you to do this for days on end?
>>733630714he's S-tier if, and ONLY if, you get good RNG or spend a lot of time breeding perfect tinkerer cats. otherwise he's basically dead weight
>>733630635This thread has way more rule breaks than the other one had.
Feline Invader is the best songprove me wrong
>>733630771The entire game is RNG.You're doing well with your basic bitch comp and suddenly your healer gets malaria or some bad event and it's over
What the hell is this Caveman bossAct 3 is fucking me up
Damn this game already has schizo shitposters?
>>733627467I fell for this meme game and it wasn't worth the money. Gets boring fast, managing cats is annoying.
Everyone elses Tinkerer:>Machine-god or the ultimate weapon-maker. My Tinkerer:>Starts with a passive for robots he summons and never even gets a skill to summon them or the ability to tech up
>>733630848so true sis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VV-1jOBm_k
>>733630848I refunded it first but then bought back after a while figuing I might give it another chance because of that too.Turns out it's braindead easy, I just spam days and throw everyone into the pipe blender before going on a run. Breeding is a crutch meme.
>>733630830Every class has RNG but some moreso than others. Some of them like Tank are very rarely useless unless your luck is insanely bad.
>>733630857You just have to breed a tinkerer with black smith downOnce you get a kitten with blacksmith they're good when given a gun preferably multi shot ones as their flat increase in damage matter more for multi shot
If a cat is downed, can it still level up?
>>733628089Select for cats with higher luck. It doesn't just affect crit rate. If you neglect luck, bad things happen. Cats with luck below 5 get a 10% chance to roll twice and select the lower of the two rolls in events. So even if your other stats are high, having less than 5 luck can fuck you over. The odds of rolling good events versus bad ones are also affected by the average luck stat of your whole party. Luck is probably just as important as Constitution and Speed are.
>Ridiculon wants to make a Mewgenics Mewsicalwould you go to your local theater to watch live actors sing Flush while dressed like sentient turds?
breeding skills into kittens is so boringif you have just one or two good skills the run is basically won at the start and you don't even have to thinkI did 4 collarless to the creator and it was piss easy because I bred hunter multi hit move + ranged abilities can't miss onto a cat and it won the run from fight 1 essentiallythis game can't replace sts, it's just a grindfest
I hate this game it's too easy, after only 100hs I beat everything on crazy + no breeding + blindfolded.This is nothing like good game like my obscure anime strategy game I will never tell you the name of
Pew
>>733630714Every class can be game breaking busted.However, tinkerer feels like it has more stacked odds.If you're lucky to get that good overpowered build: congratulations.I like tinkerer, but Ive had some really bad duds with it along with getting mages with no attack spells.
The existence of multiclassing means collarless is the best class. This is irrefutable.
>>733631079>>733631045>Not solo-ing the creator (elite)(champion)(elite) with one collarless on round 1chew more
>>733630685It's not descriptive enough. The copy dies at the end of one turn and you can only use it once per battle.
>>733631045Bro just don't, it's a mechanic for retards to beat the game, like summoning in souls and so on.
>>733630685you can put a retired cat in it? i thought you had to take it on a run and let the cat holding it die
>>733631128EDMUND YOU HACK
>>733631121Why?
Well it's midnight, on the /v/ board,The moon's behind a cloudAnd there's a cold janny chillSlowly creeping up my spineThere's a brown cat on a tombstoneWith a piercing yellow eyeI got a feeling I'm being warned all the timeHere lies JannyRun over by a raidDecaying, unpaid, and deadRest in piss Janny,You were such a shit catTil a vidya thread came and made him mad[...]The archive is callingAll the posters are AIYou shan't forget your favorite thread'Cause in the /v/ board, it never dies (never never, ever dies)And they'll forever bump youYou'll see their putrid postsYour site activity is not so prettyWhen you ban the entire board[...]
>>733631153>Start a house battle via steven or your current one>At the end kill the jar holder
I never played binding of Isaac how much dlc will we be getting for this game?
>>733631209why is the serial killer cat the cutest one
>>733631263Isaac got a fuckton of DLC, but a lot of it was just officially implementing the most popular steam mods.
>>733631209is there any porn???
>>733630685Yeah, I've got one I'm holding on to. I kind of wish it had some special rule that made it not break. I want to keep the soul of a cat around for nostalgia purposes more than anything - kinda like how I have one of my original 4 cats who got Fountain of Youth'd. I'll never get rid of that little nigga.
>>7336312632 DLCs confirmed but it could be a year or two before the first one comes out as Edmund is only working like 15-20 hours a week now
>>733631170Easy access to stun, brainstorm, mini-me, skillshare, desecrate, copycat, and overconfident. All of which are busted with items. Then you take multi-class skills to get a damage ability.Cleric is the early game class. Fighter is the midgame class. Collarless is the endgame class.
>>733631331You do know about Jester right?
I like this game because it makes me feel smart despite being a retard
Here's the four collarless rift reward for anyone wondering.
>>733631263They're already talking about 2 more classes they want to add, but they want to slow down production to focus on their lives after focusing on the game for so long, so who knows when we'll get it.
>>733631331*picks jester instead*heh... nothin personnel
>>733630701Thanks anon, fight actually was pretty easy. I was fairly concerned that she would have some instakill vore attack given her intro cutscene and the fact that it only lets you use Retired cats, but my Tank was able to just go in and bully her while my Hunter shat out one million goons to gang up on her
i have not yet finished act 1i heard that unlocking act 2 makes the first few stages harder to grindshould i grind a few more furniture pieces before going to act 2?
>>733631423>They're already talking about 2 more classes they want to addEdmund said 4 classes: 2 designed by him and 2 designed by TylerEvery Act so far has minibosses based on 4 classes, so perhaps we can infer he's planning a new Act
>>733631373Jester means you no longer get easy access to collarless ability, since literally everything is now in the pool. You go for multiclass as the second passive, or the "path of class" skill.Jester is the most rng class in the game. Collarless is easy.
I love cleric now. this is amazing.
>>733631412Is there a situation where you would want to copy the effects onto a new item instead of just doubling the effects? Jester hat triples trinket effects instead of "copying" it 3 times so I'm curious if there's a meaningful difference.
>>733631494best ability in the game btw
>>733631494Pretty much the anti-Pyrophina ability.
just beat dybbuk on my 1st run blind
>spamming/floodingYou nigger jews need to fuck off to /vg/
>>733631494this might actually be the best spell in the gamehas anyone tried cleansing the possession from dybbuk?
>>733631570how did you like the gimmick?
>>733631463I thought he was talking about one class he and tyler each wanted in the dan allen interview. But I suppose they've already gone from talking about the first dlc being free, to instead being paid, so they're probably increasing the scope of what they want to do pretty quickly now.
>>733631412These are glasses. They stack with the jester hat.. There's a whole jester set with a bonus.
>>733631570I did that too. He's not actually that hard, but he is extremely annoying.
>>733631583why have I not thought of trying this.The one thing I hate about the cemetery route is the forced downing of a cat or risk that the posesed cat will gib one of my own. Always feelsl ike caves is safer
>>733631603I know they stack with jester hat. What I want to know is if the difference in wording matters at all. Edmund is a Magic player so he knows how important wording is.
he cute
>>733631526>>733631494ENTER
>>733631664meh, too slow
>>733631660I don't think this dude has ever even hurt me, though he does take a while to beat up. I saw someone say that his elite variant can get sparkle thorns, though. That sounds fucking terrible.
>>733631583>>733631641Doesn't do anything, sadly.
I want this to win GOTY but GTA could happen this year
>>733631412They all do the same thing, the one for the infinite is the last pieceI wonder if it gives a set bonus
>>733631602https://youtu.be/SuJIx4ZcZ9E?t=1906He said 4, two each.
>>733631709The games award is a sham anyways whos care
>>733631664this with the accessory that makes you the alpha with 50% dodge chance is really fucking funny
>>733631647The only functional difference I know is with the beard.The beard's "double effect" does not double the Jester Hat to 6x a trinket. It does double the copied trinket's effect.There might be more stuff that I'm unaware of.
>>733631664>use this on hunter>solo the creator bossthis game is very easy
>>733631664That reminds me that I still need to do a full Alpha build at some point. There's a lot of good Alpha stuff that I've never managed to get working together.
>>733631708I assumed it didn't because no one has ever brought it up when someone's complaining about the fight.But I hadn't actually seen anyone say they'd tested it before.Sad!
>RNGslop
>>733631594pretty lame, mostly because i got lucky with the item that inflicts global poison. the whole strategy was 1 cat on tall grass and 1 healer behind then just kept passing turnsthe theme is a fucking 10/10 banger though
>>733630914breeding is more fun than the actual game
>>733631731Ah, that makes sense! I remember when I got the jester hat and clown makeup I wanted to see if they'd stack and they didn't. If the jester hat instead copied the trinket 3 times or something to that effect it would've.
This game needs end game and run stats. I am surprised it doesnt have any. The info in this game is just lacking overall
I'VE GOT TO BE TOUGHTHIS WORLD IS SO ROUGHI'VE GOT TO BE TOUGHTOUGH! TOUGH! TOUGH!
>>733631803>RNG roulette simulatorTakes a special breed of retard to enjoy that.
God I love Tracy.
>>733631664not worth taking unless you already have an alpha at the start of the battle (from crown or that one fighter ability, for example)
I can't bring myself to get rid of my old cats with like one 6 base stat and a single good ability to pass on.
>>733630830There are classes that are not so RNG dependant. Butcher for example has base utility with diagonal basic attacks and the hook bringing the enemy to melee and Butcher high HP and attack makes it useful no matter how bad the lvl up RNG shits on you
>>733631843everything in life is RNG
>>733631845Same.
>>733631875Its lack of speed really starts to hurt in act 3
>>733631875tank is in the same boat, even if you don't get any overpowered synergies you're still almost guaranteed to get a useful movement ability and that's really all tank needs on top of its starting tools
i hate this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>733630857People dont post their average results. They only post when things go really well or really bad. For ecery machine god Tinkerer there's dozen "just ok" tinkerers no one bothers postin