I'm.... not buying a Switch 2....
theres literally nothing to play except bananza and mario kart
>>733733772Which themselves are glorified ports
>>733733661I have no need for a Switch 2 to be honest, I'm still fine drinking with my 1 OLED
>>733733661I regret buying mine.
>minutely snoy cope thread
S2 drought is insane compared to S1 launch. What would nintendo toddlers play? Repeatedly play the same switch games they had for 7 years? Lmao
There's literally 0 reason to since the only games I'm interested in from them thus far, tomodachi and rhythm heaven, are on the switch 1
>>733733661And 18 million people did. I think Nintendo will recover from this success
I'm buying Mario Tennis Fever
>>733734196Switch 2 has more games than Switch 1 did after 8 months.
>>733734196S1 didn't launch with that many games either but people forget
>>733734196It's worse than a drought, it's a filler flood.
>>733733772World isn't very good and is certainly worse than 8DX.
>>733733661>World's map design gets old after a while>go back to MK8 for classic racing>turns out game physics, character models and animations in World are so much better it makes going back genuinely painful
>>733734196Both consoles had a dogshit launch compared to just about any previous console that isn't the SNES. With a year the Gamecube was littered with god tier games.
Neither am I. I don't want any of the games, the only Nintendo games I even play are like Pikmin, 3D Mario / Zelda and uh.... Luigi's Mansion, maybe a few other games but that's about it. Metroid Prime 4 was an abomination, I'd rather have another 2d / 3d Metroid.
>>733734373Nah, people don’t forget. “People” peddle this lie to shit on Switch 2. They even try to pretend Wii U had more games.
>>733734495Go play Metroid Dread.
>>733734620Already did, 2 times. What I should have said is I want a sequel to Dread because Prime 4 ain't it.
I have anti nintendo fatigue
>>733733661At this point the only potential exclusive games that would make me buy one are:New 3D Mario (of sufficient quality)New 2D Mario (of exceptional quality)New 3D Zelda (of sufficient quality)New 2D Zelda (of exceptional quality)New 3D Kirby (of sufficient quality)New 2D Metroid (of sufficient quality)
>>733734562>>733734475>>733734369Did you guys forget S1 launched with Breath of the Wild? One of the best games of the decade?
>>733734808I'd need 3 of these.
>>733734196I don't know what these console company's endgame isAll you have to fucking do is have gamesSwitch has gamesWhere is Switch 2 games??
>>733734850You mean the Wii U game?
>>733734878Same. I was tempted to buy a switch before prices go up again because of the chip shortage, but I just don't care enough about the current lineup or coming games.
>>733734402two more weeks and world eill stop selling, 8snoy
>>733734953One exclusive released last week. Another one releases in two weeks.Big holidays game is getting revealed in 3 days.
>>733733772Flopanza is ugly and a waste of the dev team's time. Where's my FUCKING 3D Mario?
>>733734808>New 3D Mario (of sufficient quality)Its probably coming this year and you have the galaxy ports to enjoy until then.>New 2D Mario (of exceptional quality)They are literally showing off the new content for Wonder for today>New 3D Zelda (of sufficient quality)These always come near the end of a console lifepspan, no reason to expect it so soon>New 2D Zelda (of exceptional quality)We just had Echoes of Wisdom>New 3D Kirby (of sufficient quality)Forgotten Land got new content>New 2D Metroid (of sufficient quality)Dread did will so I think it will come
>>733735539Exceptional quality. Echoes of Wisdom did not interest me. Neither did Mario Wonder. And new content isn’t a new game.
>>733736225Last I heard the new content was basically just WarioWare Get It Together with the Wonder engine. It's all multiplayer isn't it?
>>733734975No, the Switch game. It lost the dumbfaggot tablet gimmick during development, making it a Switch game.
>>733736893Which is why we're stuck with those ass menus instead of the seemless inventory management seen in the WiiU HD remakes. It's crazy that they had over half a decade to work out a new menu for the Switch exclusive sequel but just chose not to.
You vill not rezist wonce the Zelda is out
>>733734272Except that shipments, not sales
Shitendo is bankrupts, they can't afford to develop games
>>733739669Literally any sales figure you see reported is shipments.
>>733739664Oh boy can't wait to buy BotW for a fourth time at an even higher price
>>733733772Have they run out of Wii U games to port?
>>733740385NoI'm still waiting for Twilight Princess and Wind Waker HD
>>733734808I'd settle for a good mario spinoff like a warioware/land or luigi's mansion (of sufficient quality). I hope they've got something decent to drop with the movie coming out instead of a shitty galaxy port
>>733739664I have never cared for Zelda
>>733733661It's fine, there's enough stuff to play, you for sure have enough games in your backlog to skip one or two generations while still playing new shit
>>733739953Yeah, but you don't see sony report 92 million sales and it's only 30 million. Sony has sold 91 million ps5s out of 92 million shipped. Shitendo has only SOLD about 4 million out of the 17 million they SHIPPED.
>>733734290Don't post my mom without my consent
>>733733661Because you are poor
>>733741032SameNever cared about Zelda, except the 2D ones, for some reason I just can't get into the 3D ones
>>733741516Just like I said in the other thread>In every thread saying the same shit like a droneYou lost
>>733733661WAIT!!! Don't you want to play....uhhhhhh.......ummmm....mmmm... th-they'll probably make another BOTW...
>>733733661>I'm.... not buying a Switch 2....
>>733741632I won actually, poorfag.
>>733741372This
Nintendeen won..
>>733741775So how many Switch 2 exclusive games are you playing right now
>>733733661Don't worry, anon, I'll buy an extra one to make up for it
>>733741907None because there aren't any, LOL
>>733741775>I WON I WON I WONDoesn't feel like you did if you have to repeat it that often and keep saying the same shit everywhere
>>733741907None at the moment
>>733741964So, their ACTUAL sales are only 2 million, because of the 4 million sold, tendies are buying 2 each?
>>733742000Feels like I did, poorfaggot.
>>733742003>At the moment
>>733741907None but a new 3D Mario is on the horizon and I will play it once it comes out :)
>>733742074Correct, none at the moment.
>>733742067>Avatarfag screaming the same things like he's a pokemonYes, yes you won, I hope that you'll get all the 70$ slop and all the overpriced roms and graphical "upgrades" that you're craving for, you deserve it champ
i got a switch 2 and it's like buying an OLED monitor. once you have one you can never go back. the smoothness and fast loading times on switch 2 make the switch 1 unplayable. bananza is literally one of the best games i ever played and it shits diarrhea puke on odyssey. the upgrades for all the old switch 1 games are worth it, and the games without updates are more stable. kirby air riders and hyrule warriors 3 is also great.
>>733733661This is great. I love AI Slop MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.
>>733733661still buying hats
>>733742182Thanks, poorfag!
>>733742108Ok then enjoy it when it comes outUntil then though have fun with no games
PS5 has all games. Shitch poo has none
>PS5 has all games. Shitch poo has none
>>733742741Is that you, tendie?
>>733742836That's you, poorfag
>>733734196>What would nintendo toddlers play? Repeatedly play the same switch games they had for 7 years?that's what ps5 people didthe difference is switch 2 people need to pay a $10 fee per game to do it
>Mario Kart World wasn't worth the wait>Kirby Air Riders is already a barren wasteland online>$80 for Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 which are almost two decades old>Metroid Prime 4 also wasn't worth the wait>$20 for Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen with less functionality than just emulating them>Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition got a botched "upgrade" pack that was likely outsourcedThat last one was my breaking point, Donkey Kong Bananza is genuinely the only exclusive on the Switch 2 worth getting at the moment and everything else ranges from overpriced mediocrity to outright scams. I'm still somehow looking forward to Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, but aside from that there literally nothing Nintendo has released on this thing that has me excited for the future of this console.
>>733742915Actual toddler
>>733743156Indeed you are, poorfag.
>>733742985Don't forget how they're using ai for a lot of this too
>>733742985Cope, poorfag
>>733742741>tendies look like this
>>733739767>is bankruptsYou are BROWN.
>>733742648
>>733743301You can't even afford a ps5
>>733743314That's what poorfags look like>>733743378Yeah I can, I went with a Series X instead.
>>733743371>2 is more than 1
>>733743371
>>73374370490% of those PS5 only games will be removed too as they go to PC.
>>733743780And 100% of those Switch 2 only games will removed too as they get emulatedIt took 5 years for PS5 to lose all its exclusives and it will take 5 years for the Switch 2 to lose all its exclusives, tick tock tendie
>>733743909lmao you clearly don't even emulate. The main hacking head, SciresM, just retired and the community is completely scattered. Modding the system is years away, let alone emulation.
>>733743704Someone should make an image comparing PS4 exclusives and PS2 exclusives.
>>733733661>>733734196The problem is the price. The Switch 1 didn't have many exclusive games that weren't on the Wii U, 8 months after its releaseIf the console had been priced at $400 as originally planned, the outlook for the console would have been different, and people would have been more accepting of the lack of games However, with its high price tag and expensive games, only the biggest fans will buy it, and those who have Switch 1, which is the vast majority, are still waiting for a good reason to switch to Switch 2 without future regrets
>>733736893it's a wii u game disgusting tranny. same as mario kart 8 deluxe which was also a wii u game
>>733743909>muh tranulationYou're poor
>>733743909PS5 lost all its exclusives since the beginning since every game it has gets the same experience by watching a youtube video. Cope, Snoy.
>>733744105Honestly, compare any modern console's exclusives to any console pre 2010 (minus the gamecube), that's just sad
>>733744129The problem actually seems to be that you're poor.>>733744157Those are all Switch 2 games now.
>>733744190I don't care, I'm playing the same thing as you, but for freeYou could do it too, you know; why don't you do it? Do you spend money on any occasion you can, even on something that's free?You know what's worse than being poor (me apparently)? Being retarded (that's you!!)
>>733744101I own a hacked switch 1 and then migrated to emulation once it got good enough. You are fucking clueless if you think that scires is anyone worthwhile, all he did was make a barebones CFW just so it wouldn't have a quick death just like how it happened with SXOS. If anything, his moralfag tranny behavior held back the switch hacking scene massively, we could have gotten XCI and USB loading but nope, the faggot refused to do so because it was le evil>>733744190>you're poorYeah I'm poor for owning a $3000 PC ok nigger>>733744194And switch 2 lost all its exclusive since the beggining since every game it has the gets the same experience by playing a older nintendo game. Go replay that GBA game nigger, but only after you replay Xenoblade X for the 3rd time, this time with shitty AI upscalling lmaoTick tock tendies
>>733742836>>733743156>>733743314
>>733744313I'm so sorry you thought I was going to have a conversation with you, poorfag.
>>733742985>Kirby Air Riders is already a barren wasteland onlineWhy lie
>>733744373I don't give a shit about BananzaAt least not enough to not be able to wait a few years to emulate it
>>733744381>Yeah I'm poorYup you are
>>733744373>>733744434They're implodingThe "poorfag" """""""""argument""""""""" still isn't working after the 20th time so they're losing it
>>733744514Why do mentally ill tendie autists keep calling everyone else poor when they bought the cheapest system in the entire market?The switch 2 is cheaper than the Xbox series X, cheaper than the PS5, cheaper the steam dick, cheaper than the rog ally, cheaper than a gaming PC, cheaper than a fucking decent mobile phone..... oh wait, it's more expensive than the xbox series S, that makes the switch 2 a premium product that only richfags can buymy bad!
>>733744530Cope, poorfag.
>>733744205Pic related.>>733744472Maybe it's a time zone issue for me but it feels like it takes a while to get a full lobby going.
>>733744381Scires did more than any other free developer. Yeah, go with some piracy oriented devs who then get completely fucked once they get arrested and forced to pay their entire lifetime. Hilarious how you brought up SXOS. Also tell me how one can hack even a S1 that was made after June 2018 for free? You're aware the only reason S1 was so easily hacked (and still took nearly a year) was because of the widely known nvidia chip exploit that doesn't exist for S2 right?
>>733744663inb4>Nice edit Eric
>>733744629I find that calling trolls poor is an effective counter trolling tactic.
>>733743704>6 of the ps5 "exclusives" are literal ports>1 of them has already had a pc port announced>1 of them is a defunct live service>5 of them unreleased>2 of them free downloads that last less than 2 hours
I hope that we get Wii games for Nintendo Switch Online, so I can play Mario Party 9 on my tabletop.
>>733734808>New 2D Mario (of exceptional quality)You and I both know Wonder and Maker 3 is all we'll get
>>733744381And every snoytranny game has the same experience as a movie or Fortnite. Enjoy Snoy continuing to shutting down their gaming studios in order to cater to live service pajeets and make more literal TV shows.
>>733744787You can just say you're too poor for a ps5 and jealous of astrobot. It would be much less pathetic than whatever this is supposed to be.
LOL
>>733733661I'm convinced most of the people that bought the switch 2 bought it because>Games they don't even know will be made for itor >because it came out.
>>733744885No one ACTUALLY bought it, that's the thing
>>733744863Astrobot already outsold by Bananza LOL
>>733743704>Astro's Playroompack in game>C-Smash VRS New Dimension>Paper Beast Enhanced EditionVR games>Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet>Marvel's Wolverine>Sarosin development and not yet released>Daba: Land of Water Scar>Dead or Alive New Project>Project Windless>Rev. NOiR>The Winds Rising>God of War Trilogy Remakewith no release date or playstation store page available yet>Silent Hill: The Short Messagedemothere are really very few exclusives right now, unless you want to count Code Violet, Destruction AllStars, Neptunia ReVerse or Quantum Error as games worth highlighting as exclusives
>>733744863The entire last year had Snoy desperately trying to give away as much Astro Bot Bundled PS5s as they could, discounting the bundles from $50 to $100 cheaper than MSRP lol
>>733744680Scires is literally no different than the autists made rxtools, cakes and luma3ds, he was easily replaceable and will be once new firmware updates come out>You're aware the only reason S1 was so easily hacked (and still took nearly a year) was because of the widely known nvidia chip exploit that doesn't exist for S2 right?Did the gamecube wii nds 3ds ps1 ps2 ps3 ps4 psp psvita xbox360 and a bunch of other hacked systems have a nvidia chip exploit you dumb motherfucker? The switch 2 will get its own unique exploit eventually, hopefully one that requires actual hardware modification so it can filter retards, those subhumans vegans kept causing NSP sites to die fastThe switch 1 getting hacked in only one year was a literal miracle, no one is expecting the switch 2 to get hacked that fast other than falseflagging nintendo cultists. My bet is 5 years, hopefully an OLED model will be out by that point so I don't have to rush into buying the shitty first model just like how I had to do with my switch 1 back in 2018.
>>733744992>Astro's Playroom>pack in gameHow is that a negative thing? Should they have charged $10 for it just like how shitendo charged $10 for an instruction manual just so it could count as a game? You faggots are so fucking dishonest
I'm considering buying one for Mario Galaxy 1 + 2
>>733745160>sony is my best friendCry more poor bitch.
>>733744267I could buy it if I wanted to, but I don't see the point just for two games, and then it would just gather dust. The games that have caught my attention the most are Air Riders and Bananza, and nothing else. That's not going to make me buy the console, especially since I mostly play on PC.>>733744373Can you at least see that we don't all use the same type of filename before making those statements?retard
>>733744992Alright, reworked (still counting the VR games)
>>733745286>poorfag still thinks I will have a conversation with himYou're so fucking desperate for someone to talk to
>>733744920False
>>733745101Oh well if you're willing to wait 6 years+ for homebrew let alone emulation. It takes half that time for PS games to go to PC. Although even then, tell me where a 100% working PS4 (which S2 is stronger than) emulator, that plays for all games and not just Bloodborne, is now. Hell, tell me where a 3DS emulator that has 100% compatibility and has functioning streetpass features are.
>>733733661SNOY SHILL THREADFUCK YOU SNOYS
>>733744992see >>733744863
>>733745351>You're so fucking desperate for someone to talk toHe's not the one screaming "poorfag" at everythingYou want someone to talk, but you don't have the ability to have any kind of conversation outside of your echo chamberStay retarded tendie
Tendies wouldn't be hated so much if they just showed some self awareness and admitted they're ina cult
>>733734808Quality aside, those are all pretty much guaranteed besides maybe a 2D Metroid (due to Mercury Steam shitting themselves). Not that anyone should buy a console until the games they're interested in actually come out, but it's odd how the conversation surrounding the Switch 2 sometimes feels like people just don't expect these games to release at all.
>>7337453902.3 million sales, less than Xenoblade 2 LOL Bananza already got 3.5 million.
>>733745495Cope, poorfag.
MARIO'S DAUGHTER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON.
>>733745576If console warriors had any shred of self-awareness, they wouldn't let themselves be suckered in by corporations to begin with.
>>733745576Snoys should first.
>>733745576Please keep seething at us. I would love nothing more than a constant reminder that you lost to us.
>>733745659>said the PC veganoof
>>733745698You seen Nintendo’s stock price lately? Tendies lost.
>>733745741>said the PC vegan who has access to every game since the 80's, for free, and will continue to have access to them without corporations having a say in the matterYes.
>>733745160I didn't say it was bad, I'm pointing out that it's not really an exclusive game as such, it's on the same level as Wii Sports and Nintendo Land, which are also not classified as exclusive games, just pack in gamesI would add that it was a huge mistake to charge for Welcome Tour and Drag x Drive, those should have come with the console>>733745315>still counting the VR gameswhy? you need a PSVR 2, a vr headset that is sold separately>>733745449I'm not jealous. Why would I be when I can play whatever I want with what I already have? I'm grateful that I can play Helldivers 2. It's one of the games I play the most, and all because it's not exclusive. It's so stupid to fight over exclusives. I'll point out what needs to be pointed out: Switch 2 and PS5 have few exclusives. That's a fact
>>733734290you do seem like a mtf kinda guy
>>733745839Cope, poorfag>>733745863Cope, poorfag
>>733745839It's going to rise again with Gen 10 Pokemon while Snoy's are going to fall after Marathon flops.
>>733745351>>733745406Thank you for proving that you are so weak-minded that you cannot counterargue correctly
>>733745998who the fuck is Eric that you keep mentioning him here?
>>733745978>please have a conversation with meCope poorfag
>>733746075It's a name we call trolls that hang out in Nintendo threads
>>733746183So you're calling yourself out?
>>733734418okay worldsnoy
>>733739664Twilight Princess HD again? Wow. I'll definitely buy a Switch 2 for that.
>>733746226You can call me Eric, I don't mind.
Still buying a Nintendo Wii
>>733746183This is not a famitsu threadYou are not in a safe space
>>733746321Saved
>>733746345Seems to have no effect on me
>>733735539>you have the galaxy ports to enjoy until then.
>>733734808the idea of playing 80 dollars for a single one of these games still seems absolutely ridiculous to me
>>733746756That's because you are poor
>>733746806Tendie cope
>>733746887Poorfag cope
>>733733661NINTENDOKILL THIS MAN
>>733747001Nintendo’s gonna be poor when their business goes under cause no one is buying their overpriced slop
>>733733661you might, but in like 5 years when hopefully they'll have released a game by that point
>>733747043Cope, poorfaggot.
Liking mario as a 30+ balding ass man is embarassing
>>733747123Tendie seethe
Alright I'll bite, what did nintendo announce now.
>>733747245I like what is fun.
>>733747245Not as embarassing as your checking account, poorfag.
>>7337343732017 had BOTW and Mario Odyssey, both were so good they were worth getting a Switch by 2018. It’s a year later and Switch 2 has a mid Donkey Kong game and a Mario Kart game inferior to 8
>>733735539>They are literally showing off the new content for a 3 year old game today, why won’t you spend $500 on this new console for it?Do nintendogs really
>>733747281far as i know, just announcing a tree house stream
>>733747245Mario can be fun, not everything needs to be brown and grey violent war shooters. The problem with modern Mario is that it's completely brainless and made specifically for toddlers. Admittedly Mario has never been a super difficult series, but that's nothing a romhack or two can't fix. Sad that I can't go back and enjoy Nintendo classics without fixing them, but it is what it is. For what it's worth, randomizers are really fun and make LTTP and OOT worth replaying over and over. the LTTP and Super Metroid combination randomizer is even more, but I wouldn't recommend the Super Metroid/FNAF rando. What a piece of junk.
>>733747415is this really all it takes to set eric off?
>>733747413You're poor.
>>733747423You're so fucking desperate for someone to talk to. How poor are you, Doug?
>>733747470dude, someone who works for Nintendo could fart and eric world start shitting, pissing, and frothing
>>733747535>try to make an argument for games to be fun and not just mindless, grey military shooters>tendie loses his mind because the post isn't blindly worshipping NintendoSad to see. Perhaps reddit would be more your speed?
>>733747596>if I pretend to behave a certain way then maybe people will have a conversation with meYou're a freak.
>>733747564shut the fuck up barry
>>733747617>4CHAN IS MY HUGBOX, STOP TALKING UNLESS I ALLOW YOU tOMeds, now.
what the fuck is going on
>>733747660I didn't tell you to do anything, freak.
>>733747702But you are, right now. Sad that you can't see it. Your desperate validation to shit on people over the most trivial things. "you're poor""you're a freak""You're a snoy (from previous threads)"Honestly, it's amusing what other insults you'll pull out just so you can feel superior. Weren't you trying to push some meme about being bald or something? I can't keep up with the zoomers and their modern liingo these days.
>>733745609*1.5 million
>>733733836What the fuck is bananza
>>733736893BotW was made for and released on the Wii U, the Switch version is a port of the original.The only first party Switch game at launch, iirc, was 1-2 Switch.BotW, by definition, was never a Switch exclusive, you could play it to completion without ever having access to a Switch.
>>733747838Astro Bot sold that low?
>>733747850false
>he's still trying to get people to have a conversation with himSo sad dude
>>733747847A pedo game
>>733747935>Keeps repeating the same shit like a pokemon
>>733747847The game about Mario's daughter.
>>733746183So I'm just a troll because I'm giving my opinion here? >>733744129Ok, it seems to me that there's another troll here, the one whose replies have been deleted>>733745406>>733745463>>733745526
>>733747989I know, it's pathetic. Tendies and snoys truly are built from the same cloth. They can never address criticism, so they resort to insults. Are they even old enough to post on this website lol
>>733747989You'll survive, poorfag.
>>733747969That's Roblox, one of Pedostations' biggest games and moneymakers.
>>733748042You'll survive anon.
>>733748080I don't recall there being 24/7 roblox generals on /v/, unlike with Bananza where every thread was an uooooh pauline thread.
>>733748042>Are they even old enough to post on this website lolOf course, theyre console fanboys so they’re fat manbabies in their 30s and 40s. Kids don’t gaf about consoles they just play Roblox on their iPads.
>>733748002I'm still not going to have a conversation with you, poorfag.
>>733748121Yeah because pedos aren’t making 4chan threads about a single player Nintendo game, they’re playing Roblox.
>>733748135Poorfag>>733748121Poorfag
>>733740749buddy just emulate 'emit'll be at least as good an experience as a switch 2 port that very well may never happen
>>733748189>Yeah because pedos aren’t making 4chan threads>.>*looks at the entirety of /vp/*uhhhh, okay.
>>733748121https://www.lawsuit-information-center.com/roblox-sex-abuse-lawsuit.htmlhttps://komonews.com/news/local/popular-game-app-roblox-faces-sexploitation-lawsuit-after-wa-girl-groomed-by-predatorhttps://lacounty.gov/2026/02/19/la-county-sues-roblox-for-unfair-and-deceptive-business-practices-that-endanger-and-exploit-children/
>>733748195Tendie cope
>>733747901look at this fucking asshole, come and say that to my face!
>>733748189>pedos aren’t making 4chan threads*looks at every Ecker steam deck thread*uhhhh okay, poorfag.
>>733748315And yet it's still not as bad as the sexual harassment that happens regularly in Smash brothers tournaments. And don't even get me started on the grooming gangs that hang out in Splatoon.
>>733747847>>733747847mario odyssey with a skinthey even have most of the same levels
>>733733836t. doesn't know how game dev works
>>733748320Poorfaggot cope.
>>733748372>STOP INSULTING MY ROBLOX PEODPHILE RINGyikes
>>733747872Yeah, according to sony. The 2.3 million number comes from a random "analytics firm" with zero sources that pivoted from an nft gaming consultant firm claiming "yeah, it probably sold an extra 800k from buyi-I mean, winning the dorito pope gay award, sponsored and judged by pride.com"
>>733748372Yeah it's far worse. These are actual legal charges from normal society, not terminally online shitposting and twitter drama. The fact that you're equating uooh shitposting to actual child predation reveals that you're likely an actual pedophile yourself and trying to deflect from it.
>>733748456>STOP INSULTING THE PEDO SMASH TOURNAMENTS AND SPLATOON GROOMER GANGSoof
>>733748520lol TIL
>>733748526>The fact that you're equating uooh shitposting to actual child predation
Anyone else notice that when pedophilia is brought up ACfag immediately deflects to something else?
>>733748412Watch those stock prices drop tendie
>>733748609If you're gonna call people pedos, don't defend pedos on your own side, tendie.
Great thread
>>733748574https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_5_video_gamesJust look at how many of these list "alinea analytics" as their source.
>>733748530Even if all of these are real, all of these are at least teens who hit puberty while Roblox is with actual prepubescent children so sorry, your Roblox rape gangs are still worse.
>>733748605Pedo detected
>>733748678>one rape gang is better than another rape gang because at least their victims are a few years olderJiminy Christmas, do you even hear yourself?
>>733748678The smash and splatoon stuff actually happened, the roblox stuff is only staged "stings".
>>733748732Snoy is a rape gang, not Nintendo.
Remember that one of the main talking points about why the schizo thinks nintendo is "evil" is for shutting down smash and splatoon tournaments.
Lmao snoys so starved for games they've started calling people pedophiles
>>733748605Meanwhile you're defending actual legal definition literal child predation.
>>733734076Shut up snoy scum
>>733748146My pc is worth $1000. Believe me, I have the money, but I'm not going to buy something that I'll only use for a few months, sorry
>>733748804see >>733748740
>>733748804I haven't really. But I'm wondering why you think it's okay to talk about fucking children, and then hiding under the pretense of "IT'S OKAY, THEY'RE FICTIONAL".Like that somehow makes it okay for you to spam porn of underage characters getting fucked.
>>733748834Poorfag Snoy lol
>>733748652You just defended roblox pedophiles, poorfag.
>>733748740*Smash and Splatoon stuff are twitter drama, Roblox stuff is actual courtroom crimes.
>>733748896Where?
>>733748904Other way around
>>733748732I get you want your actual pedophilia to be seen as just as bad but that's how it works in reality, yes. Prepubescent children being targeted gives far more severe consequences than teen minors.
I wish I waited for the OLED version. I've been playing way more on my pc handhelds. I would like to sell the Switch 2, but I already sold my Switch, so I need something for the library I already have.
>>733735539Embarrassing
>>733748892>nooo just because we make pedo games doesn’t mean you can shitpost about our games being pedo games!Pedo dev detected. Bet you’re a Jap.
>>733748978One of them actually happened, the other didn't. see >>733748740
>>733748991Quit LARPing snoy
>>733748978Here's an idea: how about we condemn it all as bad, and stop trying to justify certain pedos because they're "not as bad".>B-BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENTNo, they're not. This is just the sad desperation of a pedo trying to make his shit look better by comparison.
>>733749010Prove that's me
>>733748969lol just just retarded ragebaiting now. I gave links to actual real lawsuits on Roblox while there's nothing but twitter drama for the tournament allegations. I've never even heard of Splatoon grooming gangs. Sounds like something you made up.
>>733749010>neither post is mineOkay lol
>>733744129>The Switch 1 didn't have many exclusive games that weren't on the Wii UI keep seeing people say this but its not really true. Even if you want to exclude BoTW for launching on the Wii U as well, Switch 1 had 1-2-Switch, Snipperclips, ARMS, Splatoon 2, Mario Odyssey and Xenoblade 2. And even with BOTW being a Wii U game, the portable aspect was something the Wii U didn't have. The Switch 2 isn't novel in that regard. What does Switch 2 have? Really just Mario Kart, Bananza and Kirby Air Riders. That's it. And there is not a whole lot on the horizon either. It's night and day
>>733748896you mean like how >>733749097 defended smash and splatoon pedophiles?
>>733733661Star Fox BarrageF-Zero XXMute City MayhemSplatoon 0Kid Icarus WarriorsGolden Sun: Endless TwilightTrust the plan.
>>733749029Yes, the Roblox stuff happened, not your twitter drama you pedophile.>>733749061I get you want your actual pedophilia to be seen as just as bad but that's how it works in reality, yes. Prepubescent children being targeted gives far more severe consequences than teen minors.
>>733749097Been a thing since Splatoon 2.
>>733749145Shut the fuck up Snoy faggot
>>733733661Fuck niggers
>>733749158Like how you defended your Roblox rape gangs, pedo.
>>733749169False>>733749187Trans people are not groomers, tendies are. Trans people are smarter and more moral than tendies
>>733749169>Prepubescent children being targeted gives far more severe consequences than teen minors.Here you go, trying to split hairs again. It's all bad, you sicko.>it's okay for me to kick you in the head because getting kicked in the balls is more painfulThat's not how it works.
>>733749239Ok pedophile
>>733733661mario if he stand up to his masters
>>733733661Tendies are a joke.
>>733749221Show me where
Cool.
>>733749145Yeah year 2 (2026 is looking GRIM). No big game announcements and Nintendo likes there to be over a year between announcement and release. Best case scenario for 2026 is a 2D Mario announced in June and released in November
>>733748892>Talking about killing people in video games is just as bad as me actually killing someone in reality!
>documented instances of actual pedophila>BUT WHAT ABOUT [rule34 drawings]Hmmm why are you deflecting?
>>733749187Ah, so the entirety of Snoy are pedophiles.
>>733749370Where? I don't see it
>>733749332>talking about wanting to fuck children is okay because.... someone else did it too!
>>733749389Tendie cope
>>733749317The next Nintendo Direct is early next month.
>>733749434It’ll be the same as the February direct: no games just ports
>>733749254It's literal legal reality. One is objectively worse than the other no matter how much you want to deflect your pedophilia.
>>733749421Show me where
>>733749469There will NEVER be games on the pedophile shitch poo
>>733749421It's okay because nobody gets hurt
>>733749317>>733749397>>733749421>>733749431>>733749454Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749497Last I recall, you get thrown in jail regardless of the age of the minor. You can split hairs all you want, but you're not getting out of "well it's okay to fuck kids because Roblox pedos fuck younger kids".Who do you think you're fooling?
>>733749454Project harder Snoy boy
>>733749520Poorfag cope
>>733749497Exceot teh tendie one actually happened, the roblox is fake and staged youtube crap from a known transphobe
>>733749469The next 3D Mario will be announced in the next Nintendo Direct.
>>733749469>>733749520>>733749554>>733749567Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749560Why are you defending smash and splatoon pedos?
>>733749431Ah, so there weren't any trannies and dykes in TLOU2 and Horizon, Concord wasn't meant to appeal to trannies. Snoy didn't censor games for being anti-lgbt and other forms of "problematic". Snoys are actually this delusional and psychotic.
>>733749567>I only care about pedos when I can use it in my console warsYou're sick
>>733749583No it won’t. Explain your reasoning for why you think it will be announced in March 2026
>>733733661dont worry, im buying a second one
>>733749619Because your accusations are bullshit snoy
>>733749627I care more about real pedos than fake ones created adn staged by a known transphobe with an agenda like ruben sim
>>733749619>>733749630Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749636Based tendie giving away his parents money to Nintendo
>>733749528>nobody gets hurtYeah, that's usually the excuse pedos use, before someone gets hurt. For the record, this sickening display right here is why I don't play competitive smash bros, and it's why I've never even touched Roblox.
>>733749662Ok pedophile
>>733749627see >>733749619You're the one doing that
>>733749704But I'm not a tendie
>>733749683>>733749692>>733749704>>733749710Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749692>you see this 28 year old having sex, that's the same things as raping a childYou're an actual pedophile
>>733749630I have a source.He talks to Jesus.
i like how tendies are at the >poorfaglevels of cope for arguing these days. nigga i have the money, but i ain't handing nintendo a cent until i have a good clear picture of what the next 3d zelda will be.
>>733749710Show me where
>>733749780Show me where any ACTUAL roblox stuff happened that wasn't made up by a known liar and transphobe to fit his agenda
>>733749554And the younger the age the longer and more severe the sentence is. Not saying either is ok, but the Roblox one is objectively worse. And that's even taking the account of twitter drama as real and face value instead of just gossip. Who do you think you're fooling?
>>733749764>>733749820>>733749825Nice sametrannying, Eric.He posted court documents, what do you have?
>>733749823I just did
>>733749825>he is getting defensive over a game made for literal children
>>733749820If you can’t afford to waste 500 dollars on a handheld with no games you’re poor haha
>>733749820Bananza is better than any 3d Zelda just buy that
>>733734808>>733735539we need mario maker 3
>>733749861Why are snoytrannies so delusional?
>>733749864Like you are for smash and splatoon, games with ACTUAL pedos endorsed and protected by shitendo?
>>733749861That wasn't me
>>733749567>>733749825>>733749662https://www.lawsuit-information-center.com/roblox-sex-abuse-lawsuit.htmlhttps://komonews.com/news/local/popular-game-app-roblox-faces-sexploitation-lawsuit-after-wa-girl-groomed-by-predatorhttps://lacounty.gov/2026/02/19/la-county-sues-roblox-for-unfair-and-deceptive-business-practices-that-endanger-and-exploit-children/We get it, you're a pedophile.
>>733747847monke
>>733749858>Not saying either is ok, You are LITERALLY saying that rape and pedophilia and grooming don't exist if the minor is older than the ones that were groomed in Roblox. That is an almost disgusting level of whataboutism.
>>733749889More games than PS5 snoy filth
>>733749897>worse than Mario OdysseyNope lol
>>733749935>ruben simYawn
>Like you are for smash and splatoon, games with ACTUAL pedos endorsed and protected by shitendo
>>733749931Where the people getting charged for grooming and child predation in in Smash and Splatoon?
>>733749931>>733749962>>733749967>>733749983Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749965PS5 has third party games, Switch 2 can’t even get Elden Ring
>>733749967Mario Odyssey is like 10 years old now. It’s outdated AF. Bananza is modern and way better.
>>733749989Everywhere
>>733749983>Multiple different cases that have no relation to whatever rando that is.Ok, pedophile.
>>733750014>>733750039Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733749983Do you play roblox?
>>733750014Square Enix is moving the Final Fantasy series from Snoy back over to Nintendo where it belongs.How’s that make you feel little snoy toy
>>733749989They up and admitted it themselves because they couldn't hide it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC5hrAEgDNA
>>733750039So you have nothing. Snoys really making up imaginary headcanon to deflect their own pedophilia lol.
>>733750068I know you don't, because shitch and shitch poo are too weak to run it, which is why you seethe about it so much
>>733750028And Bananza has Mario's daughter.
>>733750039Ok pedophile
>>733750039>>733750080So you have no proof, I accept your trannyscession, Eric.
>>733750110No. Mario is the same age as Pauline. He was a kid in Bananza’s setting.
>I know you don't, because shitch and shitch poo are too weak to run it, which is why you seethe about it so much
>>733750080If it's not actual charges it's just gossip and roleplaying.
>>733750101>>733750080Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733733661Mamma mia, Mario is starting to get-a so tired, maybe its-a time to end it all
>>733750184Projecting Snoy
>>733750101Do you play roblox, zharkos?
>>733750184>that stock priceOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>bought switch 1 due to third parties>All suck ass but the first parties are good>Switch 2 first parties look like ass>No third parties doing exclusive switch 2 content
>>733750176>if it's just gossipHE LITERALLY ADMITTED IT. There was even civil legal cases where he tried to sue people for defamation, but he had to settle out of court because his BS wasn't flying. We can all admit that roblox sucks because of the pedos, why can't you do the same for smash and splatoon?
>>733749962Where? I've only been saying targeting prepubescent children is objectively worse than targeting teen minors from a legal and moral stance, the same way mass murder is worse than murder.
>>733750075Fine considering I don’t own a PS5 and the fact that all that the switch 2 is getting is a delayed port. And that port might be axed too, considering how badly the attempted Elden Ring port is going
>>733750184>>733750262>>733750257>>733750263Nice sametrannying, Eric. And the video has no proof in it.
>>733750151Nintendo will vindicate me.
>>733748380Jesus Christ there's plenty of reasons to shit on the Switch 2, we don't need to make any up. Bananza is a good game, just one of...well one remarkable games for the Switch 2.
>>733750218So long, gay world...
>>733750263I would need to see proof of pedoohilia rings in those two other games to believe it. I don't believe things based on blind faith.
>>733750306>>733750375Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733750343Bananza flopped. They’re dropping the character and you’ll never see smoline again.
>>733750263The fact that he can sue for defamation in the first place while nobody was suing or pressing charges against him shows that it wasn't serious enough to be actual predation charges unlike Roblox. And there still hasn't been anything given for Splatoon which you still keep bringing up which shows that you're just trying to lie and BS.
>>733750364Bananza is a great game.
>>733750425Nice sametrannying, Eric. It outsold every ps5 game
>>733750272>Where? I've only been saying targeting prepubescent children is objectively worse than targeting teen minors from a legal and moral stanceI refuse to consider either better, because sin is sin. When you start arguing that one is better than the other, you try to justify them. It's why I hate murder and mass murder equally. To lose even one life is an atrocity, and it shouldn't be considered any less bad than losing a ton of lives. You don't turn someone into a statistic just because people have done worse.
>>733750425Pauline III will return.
>>733750375Fuck you for drawing this garbage. Are you sick in the head or what
>>733750454Nice sametrannying, Eric. Stealing is a sin, so is emulation and piracy.
>>733750451Astrobot >>> Bananza
>>733750437>>733750384>people publicly getting outed and banned from communities>they even confess to said allegations>"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, I NEED MORE PROOF"I expected better from you.
>>733750473...
>>733750454Go figure the christ cuck defends pedophilia.
>>733750525Nice sametrannying, Eric. Asstroonbot flopped and sold less than half of Bananza.
>>733750525Astro Bot <<< Mario's daughter
>>733750525Yeah, how can Sony make GOTY platformers while Nintendo can’t?
Nintendo is such trash anymore lmao the absolute state of this thread
>>733750454Cool, but that's not how reality works. More severe crimes have more severe consequences even if both are very bad and that's not justifying anything.
>>733750581>we should consider all life sacred>CHRIST KEK!Okay, not sure what you mean by that.
>>733750443I enjoyed it a lot and it gave me a lot of optimism for the Switch 2. Then there's just a whole lot of nothing coming out. Or even in the cases of games that have some remarkable interest like Mario Tennis, Metroid, or Kirby Air Riders, not worth $70 for my money.I'm sure over time the catalog will fill up a bit more but it's harder when they're still so attached to the Switch 1, still releasing games for it well after the Switch 2's launch. Ultimately it'll probably be too little too late. I'm personally lucky someone gifted me $500 around the time of the Switch 2 coming out so I'm not paying fully out of pocket.
>>733750551I remain unconvinced. Sorry, you failed.
>>733750551>>733750557>>733750631I expect real proof, from the justice system. Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733750364i don't think it's a bad game, but i do think it's quite a bit worse than odyssey. desu odyssey to bananza is a lot like botw to totk now that i think about. developers completely lost the plot with how OP the abilities and moveset are relative to the actual challenges the player is tasked with.
>>733747901>Regarding the Nintendo Switch version, it was spring [2016] when we made a firm decision to also release on that platform.>Obviously that required some adjustments to the development process and changes to be made, and to continue developing the Wii U version alongside Nintendo Switch, that was spring last year.>A major difference between developing for Wii U and a major thing we had to change for Nintendo Switch was the controls. Wii U has the Wii U GamePad, and we originally envisaged making major use of that for the controls.>We kind of pictured the Sheikah Slate as being reminiscent of a Wii U GamePad, but also to be honest with you I think the Sheikah Slate's size and appearance resembles a Nintendo Switch quite strongly.Very easy to find the interview where they say the Switch version was a port.
>>733750634>>733750646>>733750658Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733750598Pauline is Mario’s girlfriend not his daughter, stupid
>>733750636>more severe crimes have more severe consequences Because our justice system is flawed. In a proper society, we wouldn't tolerate abuses of human rights under the veil of whataboutism.
>>733750643>christcuck continues defending pedophiliaExpected response from a cultists for a cult known for its pedophilia rings
>>733750721So we should kill emutrannies, got it.
>>733750557Horrible. You Snoys have absolutely zero morals or ethics.
>>733750719Pauline III, not Mayor Pauline.
>>733750634Cry harder snoy
>>733750754Ironically that argument works against you. Piracy and emulation are considered copyright infringement and not theft, according to official court cases. Yet you want to equate them equally. So that means you agree with me. ;)
>>733750551>My game that has an entire system built around child predation, has actual courtroom lawsuits against, and whose developers refuse to fix the issues and have banned people from calling it out is just as bad as the game that happens to have bad content creators which has Nintendo actively banning them. If you actually think this then there's no reason to take you seriously.
>>733750786Which one is the smol one
>>733750818Nice sametrannying, Eric. So you agree emutrannies deserve death ;)
>>733750721https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackAndWhiteInsanity
>>733750860Pauline III.
>>733750658I definitely agree it's worse than Odyssey, but that's more credit to how much fun Odyssey was. Though I don't think it's entirely fair to compare the two directly as though they're sequels. They're remarkably different and not intended to be the same, although they're developed by the same team. Though maybe it's splitting hairs to a degree like comparing Sekiro to Dark Souls.
>>733750823>>my game that has an entire system built around child predation, and whose developers refuse to fix the issuesSo.... Nintendo games?
>>733750818>>733750894Nice sametrannying, Eric
/v/ can’t seriously seethe this much about nintendo
>>733750873Smoline
>>733750894He was talking about roblox
>>733733772That bonanza game is hideous to look at. The textures, colors, environments. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>733750941Mario has a daughter with Mayor Pauline.
>>733750942Really? Sounds like he was describing Nintendo as well. One look at /vp/ shows you how much of a safe haven it is for pedos.
>>733750950You are a shill.
>>733750735This is why christian cultists are usually also tendie cultists
>>733750950>>733750991Nice sametrannying, Eric. You still haven't posted any court evidence
>>733750975But that daughter isn’t Smoline because Bananza takes place in the past, concurrently with Yoshi’s island when Mario was just a babby.
>>733750991It's ok pedophile. People make mistakes sometimes.
>>733733772I'm playing a bunch of shitty ports that now have almost acceptable performance. I do regret getting a PS5, though. Fuck you Squeenix and your faggy timed exclusive shit.
Lmao nintentrannies are melting down in real timeImagine being militant for such a gay company ngmi
>>733750894No, Smash doesn't have MTX, gambling mechanics, and an ingame system that encourages adults seeking out children and as the poster I responded to themselves have said they actively ban any individual groomer while Roblox bans people calling the groomers. If you're going to continue to weasel word about it then I'll just say there are no child predation in Nintendo games at all because there are no official cases about it against them.
>>733751048That is false, and I will be vindicated next month.
>>733750950Snoy filth how about you post a Snoy game that looks decent? You can’t because Snoy games are all SHIT
>>733751020I don't believe you.
>>733751020>>733751073>>733751095Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733751095*snoys
>>733751095How close are you to killing yourself? It can't be easy waking up every day being you.
>>733751123>>733751138>>733751161Where are the games bros?
>>733751242>>733751161
>>733741736We will never know why he lied to Chud.
>>733751020Christian boomers being the ones calling Nintendo games satanic and raging at the "kill god" final bosses.
>>733751242Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733751242We’re talking about them ITT.
>>733751242>>733743371
>>733751104>No, Smash doesn't have MTX, gambling mechanics, and an ingame systemAmiibos would say otherwise.>B-BUT YOU CAN GET SOME OF THE STUFF INGAMEYou can do that in TF2 too, doesn't stop you from accusing it of being a gambling sim, hypocrite.
>>733751303Oh the TWO low-mid games no one really liked? Lmao I didn't ask where are the BAD games xD
Eric won
>>733751436>>733751461>>733751454Nice sametrannying, Eric.There are no Amiibo items in smash, so that cope died immediately.
>>733751483Amiibo was always gay and no one liked it Another classic tendie L
>>733751454Donkey Kong Bananza is a great game.
>>733751454but don't you like pedo sims like Bananza, and rehashed Kart racers and sports games? You know, the same things we used to chastise when they were on Xbox and playstation?>>733751483They literally unlock rewards and have functionality. AKA gacha.
>>733751530I really just cant imagine that to be the case.
>>733751524>>733751557>>733751571Nice sametrannying, Eric. I accept your trannyscession.No they don't. Describe in your own words what amiibos unlock.
>>733751436Way less people buy amiibos than Roblox MTX and amiibo content, (which for most games since the 3DS are simply additional ingame buyables) can easily be replicated with NFC tags that can be bought in retail stores. And I've never said that about TF2 wtf. I don't consider TF2 an issue at all.
>>733751571You are a shill.
Do you play roblox, Zharkos?
>>733751571Snoy
>>733749989>Where the people getting charged for grooming and child predation in in SmashWho's gonna tell him?
>>733751641Shill implies I’m promoting something. I’m not. I’m just saying nintendo is bad.
>>733751712>>733751715Nice sametrannying, EricPost the court documents, Eric.
>>733751557>Calls a game a pedo sim for simply having a child character while defending the actual simulator game meant to attract pedos solely because it's one of Snoy's biggest moneymakers.Do Snoy pedos really?
>>733750176Dude really using the "innocent until proven guilty" card on that kind of shit huh
>>733751715Daughter Zion declares that a daughter is coming.
>>733751048>because Bananza takes place in the pastDoesn't really match with Bananza's New Donk City with it being more modern and way bigger than the one from Odyssey.
>>733742741is that caddicarus' sister?
>>733751613Nta, but they're basically physical pokemon. You can train your Amibos (CPU players) by playing with them in matches.
>>733751764I don't even play Roblox because it's a haven for pedos. Bananza is trash for the same reason because of the fandom it attracted. Stop defending pedo sims.
>>733751742Dude admitted that he did itHe's a pedoThe guy himself isn't defending that; if you do, then I don't know; you may be even more retarded than we all thought
>>733751825That's the guy ITT defending roblox pedophilia. His name is Eric Weathers.
>>733733661Slice that price by 100 and I'll consider it.
>>733751850>>733751854Not proof. Nice sametrannying, Eric. You literally post cp
>>733751816There was a war in between where bowser and his minions destroyed much of the city
>>733751921You made that up.
>>733751967No? What do you think was happening during Super Mario Galaxy?
>>733751776When they're trying to deflect and downplay from their game actually getting sued for child predation due to actual child rape happening, yes.
>>733752021NDC isn't in Super Mario Galaxy.
>>733752058It’s offscreen being blown up by picrel while Mario is fucking around in space
>>733751887>>733751842I responded to you with what amibos do in smash. Acknowledge me.
>>733752037You only brought up Roblox because you needed a deflection from the known pedo activity that has been actively documented, and even admitted to. I personally am not defending Roblox and hate it. So you have no argument.
The only game I really would want on it is Air Riders. Even Bananza, while it still looks enjoyable, isn't really a hook for me.
>>733751850Bananza doesn't have a pedo fandom outside of 4chan.
>>733752101That is false.You are a shill.
>>733752134>>733752127Nice sametrannying, EricDidn't that post say NTA? So it wasn't you, I accept Your trannyscession
Who is this so called Eric, anyway?
>>733752058Since you're here, Mario isn't the one to get with Pauline. It's Wario.
>>733751887>The dude literally admits that he did it>Not a proofIf someone comes up to you and tells you that he's a pedo, are you gonna ask him for proof before beating the shit out of him?
>>733752130Uh no, Roblox was first brought up in response to someone calling Bananza that which doesn't have any pedo activity more than any other media with child characters like TLOU which also had tons of /v/ gooning over Ellie back in the day.
>>733752181??? Was Odyssey your first Mario game?Pleb.
>>733752148Yeah right>>733752297>people thought Hollywood actress Ellen Page is hotWow the horror
>>733752130Smash and splatoon were literally brought up for the first time in this thread to deflect from literal court cases resulting from roblox knowingly giving pedos access to minors >>733748372
>>733752196No. Acknowledge me and that I'm right.
>>733752297>>733752148>Bananza doesn't have a pedo fandom>please, PLEASE ignore the hundreds of threads where we uooohed to mini-pauline and even spammed porn of her>THAT DOESN'T COUNT, CHUD
>>733752379Which was you deflecting because people rightfully called out Bananza for being a pedo game.
>>733752374lmfao, you've been seething over pepole gooning over a 13 year old but now actually defending people gooning over a 14 year old just because it's a Sony game.Snoys are absolutely pathetic revolting creatures.
>>733752386>>733752428lol you're literally defending TLOU pedophilia yourself, faggot. You also posted a picture from a show that has even more porn and people gooning over the minors. Pedocallers being pedophiles themselves as usual.
>>733752238>>733752374>>733752383>>733752386>>733752428Nice sametrannying, Eric. You literally posted cp
>>733752461>>733752545By your logic, it's okay because she's a year older, remember? pedophilia stops being a crime if someone sexualized a younger victim, according to your previous posts.Some consistent standards would really help you.
>CTRL + F>"pedo">64 results
>>733733661i havent paid nintendo a dime for nearly 30 years
>>733752579Nice sametrannying, Eric. Your standard is posting cp
>>733752316My first Mario games were Mini-Land Mayhem! and Bowser's Inside Story.I also played Mario Kart DS, but I can't find that cartridge at the moment.
>>733752461Ellen Page was like 25 when she did TLOU, tf you talking about Tendie pedo?
What a cool video game threadI sure love talking about video games
>>733752579So by your logic you're defending pedophiles?
Nintendo threads are always so lame cause they have nothing big coming out leaving no discussion only shitflinging back and forth between bored nintendo defenders and disgruntled fans. The tennis game came and went in a week
Fire Red is coming out and I know I'm going to put more hours into it than anything I've bought on Switch 2 thus far.I really wish Valve would just make a less bulky, slightly stronger 'eck at this point but RAM prices fucked that over.
>>733752807What's the answer, sealion?
>>733752737Ellie is 14. If we're talking about real life, then Pauline doesn't exist. It's a blobby alien.
>>733752672>>733752737>>733752832>>733752836Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733752832It's because Microsoft and Sony has even less so it's clear hypocrisy/fanboyism from the other side.
>>733752872Will you still be doing this same song and dance when you're in your 40s? Because according to you Eric has been at it for a decade and I reckon that makes you up there in age. Grown ass man screeching about his boogeyman from college
>>733752838Pedophilia is based on pubescence. 13 is pubescent so it's not pedophilia if you don't consider 14 one. If you're using the legal definition and age of consent then 14 is also pedophilia.
Hey Sealion, check this out.
