10 hours until the big reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiTg6Z7w3A
lol he's never going to finish the chocolate shop game
>>733834349Should just make it a dlc for starjew
>tfw went to the stardew orchestra show when it came to my city a week or so ago and i'm still sick eric barone owes me
>>733834501I also think HC will end up being an expansion for SV. Maybe SV will get a graphics upgrade so that the style matches the new HC art, and then it will receive the expansion.
I hope the new spouse is Robin so I can cuck that monkey
>>733835094wanting to marry a coal burner makes you a cuck
>>733835234would be (slightly) surprised if he doesn't just add the runners up from the last poll that got us shane/emily
>>733835440>Marnie 9.5%
>>733835440>could have gotten slamhagpig MarineIT'S NOT FAIR
>>733835440Man I feel like that would be the most boring outcome.I unironically want Marnie and Clint, I feel like they would have the best arcs. At the very least I REALLY don't want the Wizard.
>>733835502>Wanting Lewis' used goodsEhhh. If you're going to cuck someone for their sloppy seconds I'd rather go for Robin.
>>733835440Marnie will never be an option again, she has too many romantic events with the mayor now.
>>733835670>REALLY don't want the Wizard.desu there's a good chance he won't do the wizard because the vastly most popular mod for the game (SVE) already makes him a marriage candidate
>>733835731>For men we are definitely getting Clint.Clint would be funny because all of the faggots that still post about this game every day will bitch and complain, but then he'll get a little character arc that makes him a bit less lame and they will all post 20 minute long videos about how they 'fixed Clint' or something.
>>733835794The only good thing Extended added was the rich widow woman.
>>733835932i also liked what they did with making people actually go and use the rebuilt community center but the new characters are almost entirely misses for me. i will say though that my last playthrough I also installed ridgeside village mostly as an excuse to have enough new content for another run and holy shit now that's a terrible mod.
>>733835794>he won't do the wizard because SVE already makes him a marriage candidateYeah I'm hoping that's the case. >>733835932My friend tried to get my other friend to play Stardew Valley for the first time with SVE and I wanted to punch him.
>>733836119The sheer autism about people saying they have to install certain mods before the game has even installed for the first time is something else. The game plays perfectly fine ou of the box and most mods are for people who have 200 hours into it already.
>>733836256Right?At the very least don't use a mod that massively changes the content of a game on your first playthrough.Like I'd maybe recommend someone automatic gates or some shit but not a whole fucking expansion.
>>733835040I can't get over that guy's bed
I tried playing it two times and both times I quit on the first quest where I have to say hi to all villagers, I have no idea where they live or their schedule so I just wonder for 15 minutes and close the game
Crap
>>733834506The music was that bad?
>>733834506>the stardew orchestra showThis is such a bizarre game to have one of those for. Like the music is solid but it's not THAT good.
>>733837304I mean I understand the existence of these events. There's plenty of media where I'd love to hear the soundtracks performed live. But just definitely not SV lol.
>>733836813i wish i were talking about the music lol, just sick sick>>733837169yeah, in fact the conductor mentioned that this tour is the record holder for the largest "single game" music concert tour, which surprised me because despite going to the show I don't think the music is *phenomenal* as much as it is impressive that one guy did it all. I always forget that as popular as I think stardew valley is it's even more popular than that.
>>733837169People like hearing familiar tunes. It's been that way since some retard with a dumb split whistle sung about Gilgamesh for the 10000th time
>>733835681You'd rather chose a mudshark with kalergi kids?
>>733839375In English, Pablo?
>>733836516
>>733835040>I also think HC will end up being an expansion for SVthe only way this could even work would be to make it so the chocolatier is actually the farmer's kid, but that would be too based
>>733839657Fuck that, no child of mine is going to be a chocolatier.
>>733839657>the chocolatier is actually the farmer's kid
>>733841092The farmers bloodline becoming richer than god in any profession they take up through autism and beating the fuck out of whatever mystical bullshit dares impede their progress
>>733839482she's a toll-payer waiting to happen
The Sandy sex update is almost here
>>733835094Robin's twin sister update.
>still no butchery>still no sugar cane crop
I'm ready for the caroline mariiage event
>>733836604>getting filtered by speaking to people
>almost 50 posts in>no mention of best girlSickening.
>>733836119Ape doesn't care if he steps on mod's toes. If he wants something in the game he'll put it in the game. He doesn't play with mods or pay attention to the modding scene at large, only enough to be able to make mods easier to create
>>733843089Cucking demetrius update when?
>>733844490
>>733844492SVE creator is working on the new update since Ape hired him.
>>733834224>10 yearsyou're fucking kidding me
>>7338451032016 was 20 billion years ago
>>733834224>10 years of ruining farming sims foreverT-thanks
I want to have a shop where people buy my shit instead of dumping it all into a crateWork on the chocolatier game or at least allow us to open a shop in stardew to sell our wines and cheeses
>>733835440Caroline PLEASE
>>733844490It's morning here. Let me have coffee first.>>733844681Now that's an old meme. Good times. Jas is here now.
Have no fear, C-team is here!
>>733845065And?
Palworld collab when?
Give me a quick rundown on Haunted Chocolatier. Is it basically just Stardew 2 but you're Willy Wonka?
>>733846610At this point I'm so hungry for cute and funny content. I would try even this pokemon.
>>733836256I quit Stardew 3 or 4 times in the first Spring before I gave up, installed all the loli mods anons made and only then was I hookedAt the very least I think portrait mod of your choice is a hard requirement for even first time players
Everyone seems certain that the new romanceable NPCs are going to be updates of existing ones. Is there no chance he's adding 2 new characters? I don't really care for the remaining non-married characters.
>>733841719best thing about her becoming a marriage candidate is that we'll finally get to know her real name after 10 years
>>733846735afaik yes
>>733834349Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?
>>733846762Jas likes Pals.
>>733835794wish there was a cut version of it without dogshit characters, andy was coollast time i played it i had to rewrite all of their dialogues to get rid of all non binary and cosplay shit and repaint the nigger woman and sophia hair, but i've lost it and i'm not fucking doing it again
jas poster needs to kill themselves, how have you been doing this for 10 year you pathetic loser
>>733849529do you also complain about final fantasy fags and their shit?
>>733845175Feels like it was last month
>>733849529I'd go a step further and say all Stardew threads should be banned, how can you discuss one game for ten years, just move on you pathetic loser
>>733849529We'll continue as long as Ape keep working in the game.
>>733834224>1.7please stop making me play this game Eric
>>733849529so jas is a legal adult now?
>>733853356is a hag...
>it's an aged up jas
>>733844681>pluralIt's the same guy, avatarfagging as usual and mods not doing shit about it as usual. Just filter all of the garbage they post.
>>733835637>cucking LewisBased
>>733834224>New Spouse RevealAny bets?
>>733855613Sandy and Clint
>>733855763Clint being a love interest would hopefully mean reworking him to not have weird lines and still pursue your wife
>>733855613Sandy is probably the next heroine. But I'm hoping for Marnie.
>new LIs>Mud is going to have to do those, toomy mans will never be free
>>733856062>new LIsWhat?
Jas will appear in the video
>>733856203Love Interest.
>>733856296Nah. At the very least he won't have to redo anything. Just do more portraits. But if Clint become the dateable character, he might need to make her more "waifu tier"
>>733856572I'm assuming they'll probably have new scenes with new stuff he has to go in and draw
>>733847745It's Sandra
>>733836604you dont HAVE to do it in one day. you can slowly do it over time. retarded. wow.
>>733836604Fucking kek. The game is piss easy and play at your own pace but yet somehow you fucks have autistic freak outs and can't handle the cozy slowness
>>733835040different engines entirely so pretty hard, theyre separate games.
>>733835809>still ugly and lame ass character>but romancing him gives speedrunners the optimal routethis wold be hysterical to me.
So is there something special for the 10th anniversary?
>>733861430announcement in less than an hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiTg6Z7w3Aat the very least new spouse reveal
>>733861430New spouses.
>announces white maru and robin as the new candidatescmon it would be so funny
>>733861430my money is on a 1.7 shadowdrop
>>733835440Imagine a world with linus and pam as spouses. Him even putting them on this poll was testing fate but also he must have been willing to actually go through with it.
>>733853145You're gonna play. CA wills it.
>>733861842Just get the Hot Pam mod
>>733853987the shit that this would cause would be insane.
>>733834224i want an evil slavery route in this where i mass produce goyslop and make jojacorp look like pierres and make pierres look like nothing
>>733861842I wish>>733862106>Hot Pam modPam needs no modding to be hot
>>733861842>the special event that triggers when you date both penny and pam>instead of being gay like SVE you move both into your house
What are the best mods to add more crops and recipes and stuff to do besides Wildflour's Atelier Goods?
>>733862992Plenty of recipe mods there. Try Cornucopia for over 100+
>>733862992Cornucopia is cropbloatkino
>>733863428Sure, there are a lot of them, but asking for suggestions will get me things that are already vetted as being actually good instead of me having to check them all out personally to make a fun modlist.
>>733861810>and it's available todayI would cum
>>733835440EMILY SWEEP!!
>>733835440why cant you marry emily and shane? arent they bachelors? is it just that he never implemented it?
>>733864761You can marry them now
I'm fine with any guy except Wizardthat's already been done to death with mods
>44k people waiting
>>733864803well i meant back in 2016
breaking up a marriage is about the only remaining degenerate thing that he could cram into the game so I wouldn’t be surprised if he does
>>733864967stfu retard
>>733864761>>733864960They were made bachelors in the 1.1 update, on release they were just normal villagers like everyone else
>still adding content updates a decade laterWtf why isn't he charging money for it? He could make lods of dosh.
here we go :>
JAS! JAS! JAS!
old abigail was a baddie
>>733865006kys already you faggot
>>733865327stfu bitch this thread is for people who actually play games unlike you.
Sprout Valley will never take off
>>733864959>87,777 watching
WHERE'S THE C-TEAM REVEAL, CONCERNEDAPE?
Josh?!
>>733865323that looks so much better than what we got, graphically
>all the characters that looked insanely cute/hot on the early buildsape cant be perfect.
Can I marry Willy yet?
>those minesHOLY CRAP, THAT LOOKS AMAZING. WHY DIDN'T HE KEEP THE AESTHETIC?
>>733865626Yeah some of the older sprites are great and some characters look worse/poor now (e.g. Emily).
>goblin villagethat actually sounds cool you better put it in chocolatier
>>733865767>youAnon, you know CA isn't reading this thread right?
GIGACHAD Clint!
>>73386548994k
>>733865821based newcutie
>tfw you will never make a breakout indie hit
>all these third-worlders spamming their country flags
>>733865074Brother the games already sold over 40,000,000 copies. He's beyond set for life
>>733865937109k
Haunted chocolatier status?
>qwee
>>733866320Vaporwave
>>733866320in my git repository
he's edging me... stop eric...
He's so handsome
Yeah, no surprises there.
>>733866457
Clintbros we won
>no wizardeat shit women
>>733866457No Caroline...
>clinteww>sandyshame, best girl didnt win
boring
Clint and SandyHELL YEAH, LET'S GO MOTHERFUDGER
CLINTBROS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
It should have been Jas.
Hagbros...
Gonna make an honest man out of Clint
Suck it homewreckers
>Clint is also gay nowHAHAHAHA
Why do redditors hate Clint so much
don't know why I expected more
clintcels.. it's our time...
What I was expecting, but still sad it wasn't Willy.
>CLITTIE WONI can't believe I was ragebaited by this fucking handsome motherfucker...
>>733865074He is doing this for moneyThe more free updates the game gets the better value it is and it will continue to sell moreNo idea why devs never see things this way
>>733834224Why does everyone hate Clint
and it's nothingctrl+w the videoctrl+w this threadwait for 1.7 then mods to catch upback to coma
that clint to cleo mod needs an update nowand also actual dialoge changes because i instantly uninstalled it when she was still called he in the text and im not a femboy fag
>clintincels win
>>733866642He gives them "the ick".
>>733866642Because >IncelThat is it
>rushing to the stardew subreddit to see the meltdown
>>733866672Because he reminds them of what the average stardew player is aka a depressed cuck so people hate him because they hate themselves
>>733866617He should add Jas but make you wait 10 in game years for her to grow up
>marrying Clint becomes the new meta since he moves his forge to the farmhouse
When does 1.7 get implemented? Is it dropping right now or later?
>>733866667It's also definitely going to boost haunted chocolatier's sales.
Clintkings win again!
JASJASJASJASJASJASJASJASJASJAS
>>733866532>>733866542this is insanely exploitable
>sandywill she finally show more than half of her face?
Quick, somebody photoshop Jas into the paper!
>>733866642Clint finally gets laid
>>733866823she lost it to Eliott
>>733866754Would they? He was the most likely pick.
>>733866770>Clint closes down his shop for even LONGER if MarriedHonestly I'm shocked that he went with the shopkeepers, though maybe this means that all marriages will be getting an overhaul and their schedules redone.
Uglybastard fuckers (me) are eating so good right now
>>733866839Jas and the wizard
>>733866823I dunno, I think getting to know her real name first is a bit more important
>>733866320It's over
I wanted to know about the new farm type, or a 1.7 date, or a haunted chocolatier aprox release window
>ClintGood. Now he can fix Clint's dialogue to not come off so weird and off-putting.
>>733866542>>733866532NO ONE is going to marry clint
>>733866898they hate clint there for being "creepy"
>>733867038That's YOUR job. You WILL fix Clint just like you fixed Shane.
>>733866994she kinda ugly thought atm, hopefully ape gives her a tune up
>>733866782Probably not for a year bro
>>733867102I will.
>Everyone shitting on Clint even more and saying how much they hate himHe really is destined to never truly get love is he? What the hell did he do to deserve this?
>>733867101I'm gonna make Clint sticky
>making a female character and letting clint knock me up to own the libs
>>733865074The guy works purely out of passion at this point.He doesnt need to release updates, and he certainly doesn't need to be making a new game.
>>733867102>genderbend mod>lame autistic nerd girl who is too awkward to land her dream girlYeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna marry Clint
HOLY FUCK IT'S OUT
>>733867190He gave Redditors the ick.
>>733867180You are no one
>>733867102>moves forge to the farm>tool upgrades and geodes are free>no 2nd year price hike, teaches you how to use base furnaces like the improved ones and the improved ones now take 1 less coalI will now bear Clint's children.
Do you like attractive snobby girls but Haley is too mainstream for you? At last there is someone for you
>>733867038That's why I was 90% sure it was going to be him. He was the NPC most in need of an overhaul so making him a marriage candidate is two birds with one stone.
>Clint>not MarnieNo one wanted new male marriage candidates Ape.
A better move would be having Clint marry that blue chick if players aren't interested in her for 2 years or something
>the game's 10th year aniversary festivity is a youtube video with older builds and finishes with a shitty anouncement on a fax paper sheethe truly is the king of indies
>>733834224
>>733867190same reason people don't like Demetriusthe ape doesn't know how to write weird autismos without them coming off looking like assholes
>>733867319rival marriages are also being introduced in 1.7
>addresses complaints that the male bachelors are trash by adding the most trash male candidate possiblei respect what a troll CA is honestly
>>733867251I am (You)
>>733867231Mudd will salvage this update
>>733867380>spoilerSomeone post THAT Rune Factory 2 webm
>>733867352>a 100k people watching>trolled them allI love ape, his roots /here/ truly show sometimes
>>733867264I shall marry her and headcanon her as Emily and Haley's eldest sister and thus have three (3) sisterwives
>>733841719He fucking called it!
>Marry Clint>place geode crushers around the house to remind him that his remaining job as a geode bitch is now meaningless.
>>733867102If he looked different he would be the most popular love interest in the game
>>733867380I'm happy for Clint then. I don't get why people hate him so much
>>733867380but what if I use the poly mod?
>>733867215I'd pick Clint before most of the other bachelors. But I'd pick Elliott and Sebastian over Clint.
>>733867426Mud might change the design now she'll be another waifu
>>733867367Very unpopular opinion, but Demetrius is actually one of my favorite male characters in the game because I love that he's just an unrepented autist and doesn't give a fuck.
>>733867524Then you gotta marry them before the end of year 2 presumably
Clint fucking won
>>733867358
>>733867621... the losing competition
>>733867556he should make her pudgier to fit Clint being a bigboi
>>733867553he looks cute...
>>733867367I dislike Demetrius for a different reason.
>>733867553WHY IS SHE WH*TE??!?
>>733867690But enough about Jas.
>>733867674Woah, nice art skills bro. You should draw Jas too
>>733867674Not gonna lie i love cunny like any other dudes but everyone who uses that cringe UOOOOHHH crying emoji deserve to be shot
>>733867621More like we all lost
>>733867735kys faggot. she's because that's what Ape want.
Clint was previously a confirmed heterosexual. Now that he’s marriable he’s player-sexual. He was an incel and now he’s a fag.
I will now wait for 1.7 and marry Clint.
>everyone on X is bitching about it being ClintWhat did he do??
>>733867909inceldom makes you do weird things, see tranners, hotwheels died like being fucked in the ass and broke his bones google it
>>733867959He closed his shop when I needed him most...
>>733867909Him being a gaybro living on the mountain farm with a farmer that makes his money iridium mining would be one of the more fitting outcomes.
>>733867959They hate him for the same reason they hate us. We are human heterosexual males.
>>733835094enjoy the AIDS
I bet that bastard Clint won't give you a discount even if you marry him.
>>733868176Clint is bi now.
>>733868318would
>>733867959Cause he fucking sucks
>>733868318>*gifts you a gallon of my milk*;)
The new gimmick is that you can put the characters in quicksand.
>>733868276For most of them, that's not enough. You have to be trans, use female clothes, and cut your D, or born female for be accepted.
>>733868318That's just Sebastian.
>>733868370yeah, he has that bottom energy. But is his suck good?
imagine you try to romance clint as a dude and he's the one non-playersexual character in the game and turns you down
>>733868385Go back to /b/
>>733867514There's a reason why Smith is the most common last name in the western hemisphere
>>733868534Because they were the only people not sent off to die in war so their families remained stable while the other widows remarried or slutted it up after their husbands died for the king
>gonna divorce Emily to marry her best friend Sandy
>>733867514His attitude is also working against him. He's depressed but not in the dangerous and self destructive (therefore hot) way that Shane is.
>>733867959his name was in the joja files
>>733868318Absolutely would.
>>733867783retarded faggot
Time to cuck Emily by marrying Clint as a guy!
>>733867367all the ones i have talked too in real life are like that too>butyou dont have autism you have anxiety and have a hobby unlike normalnigs and its also one of the single most overperscribed things everthe two actually autistic ive talked to both looked weird visually and acted like kind of dicks i think he nailed it with demetrius
>>733868675>not marrying them bothNgmi
>>733868762>doesn't change Clint to be less upset if you marry Emily>instead makes Emily get upset if you marry Clint
>Ape doesn't change Clint's behavior>he instead changes Emily's so she gets weird, creepy, and possessive towards him if you date Clint
>>733867553Clint is so wide
>>733867038I mean, he really only has a few lines that are particularly bad. At most the dude is just socially awkward. He's got a well paying job and means well. Though considering that heart events always revolve around you and the person instead of someone else, it does feel kind of strange for Clint to be chasing Emily while you are progressing in heart events. I wonder if this means that you'll be able to change the events by dialog choices. Telling him certain things will get him to stop going after Emily and instead focus on you.
>>733867553Big man
Is it still cucking if you marry Emily and Clint but only ever let him watch?
>>733869014That would be too real
Does this confirm the Christmas gift code anon is actually ape
>>733869014i wish shed be like that towards me it would be really really hot god i love yanderes someone do that in a female clint mod it would be kino
>>733867440We should've been able to do this to Clint on that festival he invites Emily to
>>733869273>Christmas gift code anonqrd?
>>733869273always has been
>>733869059>continues to attempt to hit on emily even if you are already married to her>constant woe is me sadsack dialog>closes his shop at 4 instead of at 5 like everyone else in the valley>despite this, he still just stands behind his counter until 5 anyways. You know this if you enter before 4 and just wait there>closes his shop on friday after the CC is rebuilt. Why? So he can go stand in the boiler room alone...Clint is irredeemable
>>733867380I like the Rival Hearts mod, so this is fine with me. I mean, seriously, the majority of the boys and girls of the valley have been living there their entire lives and know each other. They obviously had previous interests before you showed up and were probably going to ask them out after the Flower Dance solidified things, but you came and mess up at least one of those prospects more if you decide to download a Poly mod, you pervert. At least the valley won't feel as static if you actually get notices in the mail about the marriage of Maru and Harvey in Spring 2.
>>733869352Like for the last 5+ years now ape drops hundreds of stardew codes on Christmas Eve and day. This last Christmas I think it was well over 300 codes
>>733869379I can fix him.
>>733867735You have never played the game if you don't know who sandy is. She's not new you can just marry her now
>>733869465
>>733834501That'd be nice. I'd like to have a well built system to open up a store and sell your own produce.
>>733835440>people voted for the actual hobo over cl*ntKek
>>733869014>Completely uninterested in Clint>Someone shows interest in him>Changes her tune, says she always liked him and was just waiting for him to come out of his shell and now you ruined itThat would be kind of funny.
>tfw waiting for mud to get to all the npcs before giving it another go
>>733839613lmao>>733836516struggling indie artist please understand
>>733839375>kalergi kidsSebastien isn't mixed, he's white, from her previous husband. That's why Demetrius doesn't like him
>>733869720plus he's kind of an old man. Being able to marry him and give him kids as a young character would be weird
Ape is in the thread RIGHT NOWsay something nice about him!!
>there's whole modern wars going on with bombs and guns and shit>still sending people to fight monsters with swords
HI APE!
>>733869913The farmer is whatever age you want the farmer to beYou could be playing as an old hag who has exactly two eggs left in the carton
>>733869938Of course he's in both threads. He's a 4chan user like us.
>>733869938I hope he sleeps well at night knowing he's been a positive influence in the lives of millions.
>>733869296cuck priest
What did Clint do to deserve such hate?
Where can I find some /v/ approved mods anon? You got the stuff?
>>733869938hello congregape, please add 63 new types of fish in 1.9
>>733870124>>733869379
>>733869938Thank you for stardew. Now get to working on Chocolatier because those three songs can only hold me back a couple more years.
>>733870124He's a loser but this hate seems excessive. Like fujos having their ship non-canonized.
>the only marriage candidate with a job as physically strenuous as the farmer'sThere's potential here.
>>733870541that's just how Stardew fans arePierre, Lewis, and Demetrius get the same level of hate
>>733869273it's been known for years
>>733870541>>733870863>4channelers baffled at the sight of other communities being hyperbolic towards things they aren't the biggest fans ofmakes me laugh every time
>>733869296lmao what the fuck?
>>733869273Did you seriously think some random anon would buy hundreds of codes every year to give the game to people? Of course it was the dev himself. He can get as many codes as he wants from steam
>>733870863The hate for Pierre and Demetrius is completely justified.
>>733869816>Shane went from the washed up Gridball player to just being a drunkard.I honestly don't know whats worse, this or finding out that Alex's original name was Josh.
>>733870952I got old anon. I'm too tired to be irrationally angry about stupid shit
>>733871184eh I'm fine with Shane's change because there'd be too much overlap with Alex, who isn't even good enough to be washed
>>733871179>Shitty shopkeep that closes on fucking Wednseday unless you do the entire community center, which by then you barely need to buy shit from him to farm>autistic african that can't understand that sometimes you just have to SHUT THE FUCK UP about somethingYeah, I would say the hate is justified.
>>733871396>Wednseday unless you do the entire community center, which by then you barely need to buy shit from him to farmyou wot? you aren't still planting regular crops in year 2?
>>733871396Don't forget about how Pierre constantly lies to his customers telling them that he personally grew the crops you sold him unless they hated it which only then he tells them that it was from you.
>>733871479The last playthrough I had done, I didn't plant at all in Spring unless I was just going for perfection. Most people will just go to Sandy and buy tons of Starfruit, planting it on Ginger Island or in the Greenhouse and in Summer. There is almost no reason to do anything else. That and Ancient Fruit are much better crops then anything Pierre has.
Remember, always go Joja.
I had a dream last night that I had started a new game of Stardew and had accomplished quite a bit until I realized in year 3 that I had forgotten to actually do any farming or clean up my farm at all and I was sad. weird dream because I haven't played the game in over a year, or talked about it recently
>>733871567And that time he ordered high quality crops from (You) then tried to sell them at a 10x markup, causing jodi to tell him he should be ashamed of himself lol
>>733871605>most peopleShut the fuck up you retardMost people dont optimize the fun out of their games>>733871674You know what you must doAPE wills it
>>733871605there's no reason not to plant regular seasonal crops though, especially with how much gold you need for obelisks and such. you have the dedicated starfruit/ancient fruit winery loop but you should have plenty of resources for sprinklers to use your regular fields too to make gold inbetween gold/iridium quality wine drops.
>>733871656tfw i finally went joja once to finally get all the achivements but managed to set up my modded launcher wrong so didn't get it anywaycorpo broke the fourth wall to fuck me
>>733870952/v/ rage is usually political sperging or some other cringe gayity. It's leaps and bounds better than the retardation that comes from people who involve themselves in "fandom."
>>733871810Anon autismos who speedrun perfection will literally skip entire seasons unless they're doing in-game time as the category
>>733871907>my hyperbolic baby rage is better than their hyperbolic baby ragewhatever you gotta tell yourself man
>>733871931ok and speedrunners will clip through walls and shit in other games, what's your point? the whole point of speedrunning is to play in atypical ways for reasons of speed
>>733871907>/pol/tardism is better than fandom shitNo.Go fuck yourself.
>>733872068Because you are saying there is no point in not planting in spring because money is moneyIt's not optimalJust plant as many starfruit as you can and sleep until harvest and rekegging days
you just know clint is packing that schmeat tho
Clint will insist you wear a blue wig when married
>>733872240>t. Clint
>>733872156and I'm right, there is no point in not planting if you're playing casually, as it'll give you more tasks to do on the farm on top of subsidizing payments on stuff like furniture catalogs that speedrunners actively avoid because it doesn't tick the perfection checklist.
>>733871968I do not possess /v/ rage and that should be obvious from how I worded my post.Large fan communities for media with people drawn in a cartoony fashion are generally completely insane.>>733872090The obsession with crying about woke shit is literally just an extension of fan culture being an absolute sewer, which is even worse because those fags actually get listened to.
>>733872465>there is no point in playing the game if you're just playing the gameI think you should stop playing this game, anon
>>733872240>8.5 inches of blacksmith dongcall that the hammer
>>733872634says the man advocating for the strategy of skipping every day while their farm gets overun by weeds trees and rocks because it's technically faster to get perfection at year 200 sleeping decades at a time for wine timers
>>733872386is that Plague of Gripes?
>>733841696>trapped in a marriage with an autist>your son hates him>too much of a bitch to understand his autistic bullshit toll being paid already
>>733872776I am not advocating for thatI fucking hate speedtrooners with a passion and if I ever make a game I will intentionally fuck over speedtrooning at every single chance I getI was just pointing out what speedtrooners do in their speedtroon runs
>>733872842I don't know who made them. Some draw thread I assume.
>>733873006marnie doesn't need pigs to fuck her because lewis is already all up in that shit
>>733873006>>733872386Clint wears the wig himself btw
>>733873006I was talking about Clint, not the artist
>>733873087Lewis cant get it up unless he sniffs truffle oil
>>733871656What's weird is people would be more open to dating Morris than Clint.
>>733873249You're very naive if you think that's what for. Minors aren't allowed here btw
>>733873087My headcanon for the pictures is that they're happening at the same time in the same pig pen.>>733873112So you're saying Clint doesn't want Emily as a gf, but that he wants to be Emily?>>733873214I can see it. Though Plague is bald.
My choices were Caroline or Marnie, I only really go to Sandy for Star Fruit seeds.
>>733868724lmao
>>733834224The early game is fun with the game but the "mid to endgame" are just tedious. I fucking hate that tropical island
>enter stardew valley thread>first comment isnt >JASthe west has fallen
>>733873628that guy kept ban evading so they banned his whole country from 4chan.
>>733873628I have no doubt that anon is in prison right now.
>>733873732No, he just made a video about the next game's update.
>>733847745Fuck I just married Penny. Can I divorce her?
>>733873843No, she won't let you. Penny is too baby crazy, you must make a family with her.
>>733844490>>733844681Didn't we used to have a spammer who ruined every farming sim thread some years ago?
>>733873006tfw no followup
>>733873708>>733873732
>thank you for all the modsALL of them?? Eric...
>>733874208
>picked Clint over WizardBased
>>733870541>He's a loser but this hate seems excessive.Foids literally are exactly like that. A jock bastard asshole rapist is going to get more sympathy from them than a socially awkward loser.
>>733874451don't forget the literal alcoholic with spilled beer cans in his room being a community favorite
>first steal the entire appeal of SV>then use its 10th anniversary to crib some attention as well Holy fuck these guys are shameless, though I still hate them the mots for stealing Sailor Moon's style and making a pozzed game with it
The fact that Clint was picked as his own choice (as opposed to just going by the most popular poll options) means that he's getting a redemption arc.I believe in Eric.
>>733870541That's because they/we (as a community) have built up this image of him as a skeezy punching bagJustice for Clint
what would Sandy's 14 heart event even be about
>>733874814>the real "I can fix him" girl in the Stardew community is Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone
>>733846997I didn't use portrait replacements except JasI used some polygyny mod but as expected it wasn't anything spectacular. Thankfully Harem Ranch Life exists.
>>733874808I like this game, though I'm not very far and it doesn't seem like sprinklers are in, which is a real pain when energy is so much more at a premium in Fields. but that does make cooking a much more valuable aspect of the game, and I like how crafting things takes ingame time
>>733874847Sand in her vagina
>>733874847we put her into a giant furnace and she turns into Glassy, a technically new character
>>733874808>>first steal the entire appeal of SVIt has none of it though.It's a girly game for girls and trannies. It will never be popular, because neither of those demographics will carry any game. The final tier of ore/metal for tools/armor is pastel pink lmao
>>733874847Fistfight in the casino?
I still don't know why so many people hate Clint or act like he's a weird stalker when the game portrays him as just being nervous and lacking self confidence. I feel bad every time I cuck him by marrying Emily.
but who will run the Oasis shop once the player marries Sandy?
>>733875310Bouncer
>>733875310
>>733875275>I still don't know why so many people hate Clint W*men and their insecure "allies" who gaslight themselves about how they're totally not like him.>I feel bad every time I cuck him by marrying Emily.Congratulations, you passed.
I really don't like how normalfag pandering Ape is these days. A commercialized concert and how performative this video was rubs me the wrong way.
>>733875479Are you stupid, bro, respectfully?SV was always a normiecore game.
>>733874847I dunno, but I've got a feeling that the desert in general is about to be updated.
>>733869379There's a simple trick to make him irresistible to female players. Add hints and a secret quest revealing he was (is) a serial killer.
>>733875310Sandy will? Emily doesn't quit her job at the bar when you marry her IIRC, don't see why Sandy or Clint would quit their job.
>>733875657Sure but that doesn't mean he needs to lean into it.
>>733874808>check this game>combat is a pokemon-clonethis alone makes it a 3/10 for me.
>>733875818nevermind i think thats moonstone island
>>733873614You are not alone
>>733875818Combat is actually better in FoM. Though arguably marginally. You can jump and swim, too, which are huge improvements in environmental interaction IMO.
>>733869296
>>733875995>troonstone island
>>733873614yeah I'm not the biggest fan either, at least not until you get the teleports to and from the island. once you've got the obelisk and the tp back checking on the island farm isn't really a problem, but getting the walnuts is just annoying.
>>733869273what why would drawings of trees confirm
>>733876273Poopdunkian was a mistake
>>733868318How does he smile like that?>physical Steam award just crammed into a bookshelf
>>733876512>How does he smile like that?That's the smile of a man who is entirely self-taught and whose first artistic project was a success on the level that the greatest artists could only dream of.
>>733866457why is he so handsomehe's like if andrew wk grew a beard, he's got that john romero hair
>>733874808>>then use its 10th anniversary to crib some attention as wellThey just had a big content update this week though, so I highly doubt it's because of just attention seeking.
>>733873614>>733876059Filtered. *SQUAWK*
>>733874297>no statueyou're behind the times
>>733877045No one will buy your knock off, arthur
>>733875062>Harem Ranch LifeThank you fellow Jasfag for the recommendation
>>733875425>mfw calling him blockhead that one time hikes the price 300% so now each starfruit seed is 1200g
>Poopdunkian interesting lore
>>733877234>troon meltyLiterally who?
>>733875479He's making generational wealth from this shit. Just let him enjoy it.
>>733866457How do you get 0.7 of a marriage candidate?
>>733877234>trad-wife girlfriend who as a duo screamed at me about why Critical Race Theory was racism against whites???
>>733877234Seems like a normal situation and I don't ->fourth post Oh. He's actually absolutely fucking deranged. Alrighty then. I'm looking forward to his pozzed game flopping if we ever see even half of it.
>>733877234>him and his trad-wife girlfriend were white supremacists and didn't believe the vaccineBASED
>>733877307reddit account of the guy that helped with versions 1.4-1.5 of stardew
>>733877389There's gonna be more content goofball, he just didn't wanna spoil any :)
>>733877234What a fucking retard>uhhmm I'm making this engine myself, you should give me royalties>never mind that you're already paying me over 100k for my work>never mind that any future projects released by Ape will be tied to his name and have a base level of success regardless of actual quality>never mind that because of that fact I would be riding on the coat tails of sdv and be getting unearned royalties... THE ENGINE IS UNRELATED. THE GAME IS UNREALTED. I MADE IT.>did you know ConcerendApe is a CHUD??you don't hate this faggot enough
>>733877234This is why you should immediately scope out the political views of people you are going to work with and possibly share profits with. Better to axe these freaks sooner than later before they try to ruin you out of spite.
when is 1.7 releasing
>>733877389Clint is 7/10ths of a man
>>733877681It's out bro verify your Steam files
>>733877389Jas is 70% of the way to becoming an adult, so she's about 12.6 years old.
>>733877389Sandy is 30% sand
I WISH Eric was a chud. Then we'd have heterosexual marriages only and Hailey would have huge tits. Sigh.
>>733877389Abigail weighs as much as 1.7 normal candidates.
>>733877648What do you think Ape and Mrs.Ape were doing?
>>733877951>immediatelyThey worked with that faggot for 4 years.
>>733877234>bitter guy accuses other guy of being a turbo-racist after not getting a cut of the megamillionsI'm sure Ape, guy who moved to Seattle who put a BMWF relationship in his game and has the old-fashioned old man come around on gay relationships, is totally into ranting about "racism against whites"
>>733878057I don't think it's wrong for me to claim ownership over the massive amount of work I did put into the game, and it is, on the whole work that I am proud of that largely still goes un-noticed (I have been attacked many times by people claiming I'm lying about my work because "SDV was made by one person"). It's similar to how, in the past, many people thought Stardew Valley was "made by Chucklefish" though they were just the publishers of the game early on. Finding the exact verbiage to describe my contributions to the game has been a tightrope walk, and to this day, I find myself struggling to come up with anything besides "a developer on Stardew Valley", and even then I think it doesn't accurately delineate what I did and didn't do.
>>733878105This is a really weak baitpostYou're supposed to defend poopdunkian in the third person and "accidentally" use first person once if you want to bait the>t. Poopdunkianand>poopdunkian fingers typed this postposts
is this poopdunkian shit new or what? I can't keep up with every single named schizo on this board
>>733878205I don't ever claim to be the "co-creator" of Stardew Valley and if you look at my replies on Twitter, have corrected people who misattribute that to me because I know that's not true. Although it is more accurate, I have also never attributed the phrase "co-developer" of Stardew Valley to myself either, because it too strongly implies that I have been working on the game from the start -- again I joined after the online multiplayer update (1.3).
>>733877645Is that his game? Man zero effort went into making it distinct.
>>733878249cute Nina
>>733878270it's a guy who's currently posting on reddit who did some work on SDV and it now making a "spiritual successor" or somethinghttps://old.reddit.com/user/MrPodunkian
>>733878249>reddit dramais that what we're doing here now
>>733874808>complain about a game ripping off stardew valley, a game which ripped off harvest moonhuh?
>>733875275>being nervous and lacking self confidenceAnon, you just described the worst sin imaginable, giving women the ick.
>>733869740????
>>733878440Stardew valley is better than harvest moonThat's the difference
>>733878425it's not reddit drama, it's stardew valley dramayou suck shit rocks
>>733878616it's reddit post drama, sorry I made fun of your favorite webzone.
>>733878331There is not a single original concept there
>>733878576not my fucking problem retard
I like decorating, I hope 1.7 has more furniture and also doesn't break mods
>>733877234This guy is a massive faggot but knowing that Ape is based behind closed doors but puts on a fake face in public disgusts me, what a pussy. Dude has fuck you money, he should be hostile to normalfaggot filth, not accommodating to them.
>>733878842It kinda is, though
>>733878301Post a picture of your balls with a timestamp to prove it's you
>>733878881it's crazy how newgen 4channelers have forgotten like the single most important rule of using this place, that being you never reveal your powerlevel outside of here.
>>733878848Nice farmhouse
>>733878301why do you hate white people?
>>733879060LITERALLYnot my problem.
>>733878881Notch and JK Rowling tried that, and look what happened to them.
>>733879293I've been here since Bush was president and that rule was always for pussies, and it applies to him even less since he's already rich. What are they going to do, insult him on Twitter?
>>733878881>mad at other for knowing how to play the gameclassic
>>733879383...people called them meanie pants online? Both are extremely wealthy still.>>733879431You are allowing normalniggers to make the rules.
>>733879308>toddler room connected to parents' roomthat shit sucks growing up, it's awful
>>733878848>doesn't break modsin pathoschild we trust
>>733879428why should he burn the goodwill of his audience? because you think he's a pussy for maintaining his professional appearance? he could make even more money with his next game and all he has to do is not be an autistic 4chan poster in public. seems like an extremely easy choice to make to me
>>733879308I gotta work on my living room, seems sparse compared to my upper floors and the rest of your house. That massive fish tank you have under your bed, is that a mod or just something I haven't unlocked yet? I was gonna put all the legendary fish in one tank but I don't think my tank is big enough to fit em all.
>>733879582Sacrificing integrity for money when you are already wealthy beyond imagining is pathetic.>because you think he's a pussy for maintaining his professional appearance?Everyone is, the only reason we play pretend with others is because we are forced to.
>>733879428> that rule was always for pussies35 years old and you still don't understand the point of it
>>733878881>Ape is based behind closed doorsyeah, he totally screamed all his rightwing talking points at Random Asian Hired Dev who continued to happily work with him until denied royalties and then he turned around and hired the guy behind the woke ass SVE to work for his company who hasn't said a word against him for some curious reason
>>733879508I know, I know. The Apeman should be posting daily on twitter about trump, elections in some european country and the latest scandal involving ukraine or china. What a cuck! he just enjoys his money without any drama and has the freedom to work at whatever he wants.
>>733877787I think you'll find "sand" is 80% of "Sandy"
>>733879781the integrity of being a 4chan user is worth less than dirt, I'd take indie stardom over you guys thinking I'm based any day of the week.
>>733879870He doesn't need drama, that's my point. Any time anyone mouths off to him he can just call their mother a nigger cum sucking whore and continue on his day. He has that luxury but still hides like a pussy.>>733879789That's the trick, there is no point.>>733879932>I hate 4chango back
>>733879308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8BAHFYXQPg
>>733879830and that's ignoring the interacial relationship and gay marriage being in the game from the rip. guy is just butthurt he didn't get a massive cut, which I'm a bit sympathetic towards especially when the game is that big of a hit but this could also be a case of someone who was getting paid big wanting an even bigger payout, and smearing his employers online as revenge.
>>733879830>Random Asian Hired Dev>No asians in the gameI'm nooticing
>>733880191Leo is from game Thailand and will grow up into a ladyboy.
>>733879972>why doesn't he just pick fights on twitter with randos and call them racial slursbecause he is a working adult and not a stupid manchild
>>733878881Refer to >>733879293You'd be surprised at the amount of oldfags that are doing fine IRL simply because they can adhere to this one rule.
>>733880230i'd play that mod
>>733880243Yea instead he does it behind closed doors.>>733880249>that are doing fine IRLFuck off normalfag.
>>733879876brb, gonna go fuck the desert
Blasting this on my way over to Sandyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOtcVWWL1gA
>>733834224It's a remaster in unreal engine
>>733880230So that's why Linus has him live in his tent making "wild bait"
>>733878425No, I meant to post about Marathon in the Marathon thread.
>>733880191Well duh, the Ferngill Republic already put them all in camps. Kent knows all about it.
>Sandy>Not Coroline>Not RobinI want to be a home wrecker damn it!
>>733880525Robin has already been defiled and Caroline is a cheating whore.
>>733880598>Caroline is a cheating whore.perfect
>>733879876
>>733880525There are mods for that.
>>733880701We all had her farmer, but you and Pierre married her. That makes you both Better Men.
>>733880701headcanon. Caroline did NOT fuck the qizard
>>733879830It's just such a ridiculous idea that Ape would keep quiet in public and play the supportive ally but then immediately start spewing hate in the face of a hired gun dev
/v/ is like>where's the slave update?? this is woke!!
>>733879830>>733880982Why the fuck are you fighting for the side of woke shit? Go back.
>>733881204How is that wrong? What site do you think you are on right now, redditor?
>>733881204The base game already has slavery
>>733866641Pfft i didn't even consider this>pine for emily>instead get farmer dick up your ass
>>733879740Thats from the Qi room for like 20 gems or something
>>733862481>>733881204thats what im saying where is it
>>733869286based, yandere emily is sexo
>being an awkward man = worst thing ever ewww>wanting to break up marriages = constant genuine requestWhy are Stardew fans so evil?
