Last chance to place your bets on the new marriage candidates
Caroline and Kent
>>733864462Where’s the modI can’t find it
oh man I can't wait to marry yet another forgettable girl with less than 200 bytes of dialogue
Hopefully they'll be the next ones to get portraits with giant tits from that one mod
>>733864618Just like real life
I think it's going to be a character that is already single, like Marnie/Sandy or Wizard/Gus.
>>733864789If it's two candidates it might be Jaquarius and Robin after their divorce
>>733864223isn't this game fucking finished? are games EVER fucking finished anymore?
>>733864223Haley and Emily...at the same time.
clint would be an interesting choice. get him to stop simping for autistic girl pussy and harden him up.
>>733864640>>733864640>>733864640Uhhhhh
WHERE THE FUCK IS HAUNTED CHOCOLATIER APE!? HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>733864223It's Jas.
>>733865232Yeah, the owner's shutting ATF down in the next few months. Supposedly the cost of running the site is just getting too expensive.
primal eric
Cashier girl and morris (if he gets an update where he does something if joja gets kicked out)>>733864789Sandy and gus would be good. Gus would need a little more work i think, and sandy would have to not be stuck in sandland.>>733864549Nah, ape isn't the kinda guy to make a path to split up an existing couple.
CAROLINEPLEASEI NEED HER ASS IN MY LIFEI BEG YOU APEALL HER MODS ARE DOG SHIT
It's Morris
>>733864223I bet you will never be a marriage candidate.
what ifthey're NEW characters
>>733865817How did you know?
>>733864789>Marnie becomes marriage candidates>Old Luigi starts to tax you the FUCK UP like ACKino?
I bet it's (you) so you can go fuck yourself
>>733866041Kino
>>733865372He bloated it beyond anythinglogicali mean he added a whole booru/gallery section that shit alone cost more than the rest of the site
>clint
clint and sandy
CLINT & SANDY
>>733865232https://pix3ldrain.com/u/K8D561SM
Clint is a great choice because of the twitter trannies' imminent meltdown over it, thank you Eric I know you'll read through these threads so you'll see this
>SandyPredictable>ClintWhy
Blacksmithcelfags GOOWONNEDReally tho wtf he understand we are just memeing Clint right?Sandyfags got something at least.
>Sandy clitWho asked for this
>>733865372and nothing of value was lost
Big Foid just took a major blow today. Chuds won
>>733866704>Clint>WhyI am curious to see how his character changes as you get hearts with him in 1.7. I look forward to the update. Did Sandy even have a personality? Think Clint will still cheat on you for Emily if he ever got a chance with her?
I knew it wasn't going to happen but I wanted Marnie
>>733866687no joke, announced 3 minutes ago and everyone's madmaybe Stardew will be branded a chud game and we'll get Jas next
>>733866887We get the hot readhead and they get the fat awkward man
>why would anyone want to date a fat old burnout with no prospects, this is a worthless updatetelling on yourselves
Writing a Clint romance must have been painful. Why did CA do that to himself? Nobody likes Clint.
Clint will live happily ever after.
Why are foids mad, who did they want?
>marry clint>still closes the blacksmith at 4 pm
I know you're here Eric. Why do you hate Haunted Chocolatier so much?
>>733867303I would a Marlon but I imagine the popular choice was the Wizard
>>733867454does Eric fukken save the Jas lewds we post here?
I'm going to marry Clint and give him a lump of coal every day.
>>733867052The amount of genuine burning seething hatred foids hold towards Clint is hilarious. Some of it is justified obviously and I don't particularly like him either but holy shit lol
>>733867303I'm not mad and I'm definitely gonna start a new playthrough to romance him, but I would have preferred Kent.
>ClintBaaaahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>733867561>he doesn't know
>>733867662>The amount of genuine burning seething hatred foids hold towards ClintBut why tho
Clint and Sandybut I hope it's the Witch (cured) and Wizard for that Animal Parade feeling
>>733867823He gives them the ick
>>733867857Because they hate a man with a self owned business?
>>733867823he's clearly autistic, introverted and awkward as fuck. that's good enough for females to hate you and want to kill you
>>733867904Because he's an awkward loser that can't have sex, that's why
Caroline bros...
>>733867936If you marry him he clearly has sex, though
>>733865319She's going to be in Haunted Chocolatier
>>733867823they think he's an incel
>>733867991I will get to know him when 1.7 drops, until then I wait.
>>733866663Thanks senpaii
Looking forward to seeing them with huge fucking tits
>>733868321They already have huge fucking tits
>>733867991I cant wait to make a feminization mod where you slowly transform him into a slutty big titted twink Sextoy for the farmers pleasure
Finally Clintbros, all the cuckposting memes are gone!
>Cuck Clint by marrying Emily>Divorce Emily and start romancing Clint, getting him all gay and shit>marry him and then divorce him as well>start pursuing Sandy
>make marrying clint appealing with one simple trick
>>733868572but why
>>733868558>Ape made Clint a bachelor just to stop the memesbased to be honest
>>733868558Cuckposting is keyed if youre the bull though
>>733868725I like to think after I divorce them both they end up getting together (shit, if I can be assed to learn how to mod I might actually do that). Clint's a bro and sometimes you've got to break your bro's heart to push him along. I like to think that by buttfucking him and breaking his heart I'm helping him man up so he can confess his love to Emily. After all, what are friends for?
But why is he wasting all this effort when Haley already exists? It's not like you need anyone else.
>>733864223Is robin going to be a cuckqeen?
>>733868996Penny*
>>733868996Not everyone can marry Haley in a multiplayer gameThat would be polyandry
>>733867687Fucking homewrecker
>>733867454He spent the entirety of 2025 working on it
>>733868725Humanity are my playthings
>>733868725To help Clint grow as a man. Sometimes to find the man inside you it takes having a man inside you.
With the inclusion of random loot crates and endgame perks that completely trivialize aspects of the game, the last update brought the game dangerously close to bloatslop. I can't imagine a new update that doesn't cross that threshold.
>>733869463No you didn't, we'd have updates if that were true.
Holy shit. Incel foids are SEETHING over Clint
>>733871569Why would you have "updates" for a game in development?
>>733868725It creates a bond between clint and emily.>bot cucked by the same bastard
>>733868658There is no way this guy is making enough to live while working on a mod that turns everyone into big tiddy bitches.
>>733867823Most foids say he reminds them of a guy who used to creep them.
>>733865319
>Not liking ClintWhat's wrong? Can't handle an honest, hard-working whiteboy with NO motion?
>>733872141"who looks like him"literally admitting it's because he's fat lol
>>733872501>hardworking>closes at 4pm
>>733872501>hard-workingThat's exaclty what's wrong with this fucker though. His shop's never open when you need him.
>>733867991I mean... he WAS an incel before 1.7. As in, involuntarily celibate. Poor guy.
>>733872546>>733872641Skill issue, honestly. He's far more accessible than Marlon and he pays his taxes (unlike the farmer).
>>733872141Why are female Redditors so evil, bros?
>>733872501>clint>hard workingHe just stands behind his counter until 4pm and then he's off to the saloon.Who even needs a blacksmith's services in stardew valley except the player?
>>733873067Does Robin even buy metal construction materials from Clint?
>>733872951>He's far more accessible than MarlonHow often do you need fucking Marlon, anon?
>>733873343Hnnngghh I need him fucking me...
>>733872951I am this town. They would be dead without me. Therefore I am tax exempt.
>SandyLITERALLY FUCKING WHO??????>Not Marnie, Robin, Caroline, or JodiWhat a waste of fucking time.
>>733868419The Bimbo Valley by OverTheBridge plans to add genderbent guys after finishing with the non-bachelorette NPCs.
>>733873067Marlon says that Clint's swords are phenomenal, so I assume that's what he does
>>733873826holy shit taste also stop trying to break up families you spiritually jewish faggot
>>733874135Breaking up a coalburner from a husband she hates is based tho
>>733873826>>733874135Lewis refuses to hold hands with Marnie and Pierre is a bad husband to Caroline. Does he even fuck her in her secret garden room!?
>>733874105>the same guy who wrote all this dialog shitting on Clint>now makes him a love interestfor what purpose
poor clint, damn
>>733874135>>733874209>>733874270If they didn't want me to break up families they would've made literally any character other than the milfs appealing.
not even my iridium tools can fix Clint
>>733873826>Not even knowing sandyBrother did you even play the game?
>>733874323Everyone is a Clint at some point. Even Ape was a Clint back in his early days.
>>733874323His crush on Emily is hopeless, that doesn't mean he can't find romance with someone else.
>>733874727Who do you think made that tool?The man is stronger than you meager metal.
>>733874758I only visit her to buy Star Fruit seeds, man.
>>733874872Well he certainly can't fix himself either so what's your point
>>733874758Nobody gives a fuck about Sandy lil bro
>Sandy and ClintI think we should Kill Concerned Ape.
>>733874323Redemption arc that incel chuds can refer to.I would've preferred Gus as an actual fag, but I predicted this a long time ago so I'm excited.
>>733874369Do you think Haunted Chocolatier will have MILFs? I hope so.
I think a lot more people would want to fuck the hobo, the joja cunt or any of the neglected housewives over clint or sandy
>>733864685You get 200 byte of dialogue from yours?Doesn it triggers when you manage to grab her phone away?
>>733864223I'm just going to mod in Rasmodia anyway.
>>733865372all that retard has to do is BLOCK THE FUCKING AI SLUDGE and the costs would evaporate overnight
There were people who thought the female marriage candidate wouldn't be Sandy? She was the easiest to implement and there have been people bitching how her best friend won that one poll over her for years.
>>733872546>closes at 4pmsounds like normal tradie knock off time.
>>733875648Sandy and the Wizard were the easy picks
>>733875648Reading the last two threads really has been making me laugh because half the people don't even know who sandy is so the people never even managed to get as far as unlocking the desert
>>733875648I was hoping for the Dwarf. Though that'd be more of a roommate pick than marriage, but still. Hat Mouse would've been the better wife pick though, let's be real.
>>733872501>hard-working>only keeps his shop open 7 hours a day (5 and a half during winter)I'm pretty sure that's the real reason everyone hates him. His hours don't really work that well when it comes to mining. Dude closes shop at 4 PM and when it comes to mining you're probably going to be mining until evening or night meaning all those geodes you collected are going to have to wait until the next morning to get cracked open.
>>733872141So Clint reminds them of a guy who was interested in them that they weren't interested in and that's horrible.
I hate ClintSebastian sex
>>733876257same desu, Kent or bust
>>733864223wizard and the hobo
Women would rather marry Korb or Shane over Clint btw
>>733872141Women who post on reddit: I remember in explicit detail the guy who was awkward around me once.
>>733875597I'd imaging that along with the booru as >>733866330 pointed out is what's primarily taking such a toll on the servers. The booru is fucking flooded with countless AI generated slop and a lot of times they're just slightly differently generated versions of other AI generated images, duplicates, or 5-10 second animated versions of other AI generated which are generally 4+ MB in size (which might not sound like much but when you consider how many of them there are as well as how many of them are god damn duplicates it starts adding up)
>>733869114Good man.
>>733876587Being hit on by a non-Chad is a traumatic experience
Anyone saying Linus was possible didn't play the game. In one of his heart scenes, he says he prefers to live alone and rejects your invitation to live on the farm.
>>733877298I would never marry a smelly hobo but Haley starts out quite aloof and eventually warms up to any farmer dumb enough to pick her over her sister so it's not like characters can't change a bit as you get their hearts up.
>>733877567it's literally the 8 heart scene retard
>>733877248The second one sounds like a complete faggot and the epitome of a fedora wearing "nice guy">knew the chick for years>didn't make any moves on her or tell her how he felt until after she starts dating>threw a tantrum and continued to chase after her instead of just finding a different chick
>>733877850As a marriage candidate or as a villager that was not intended to be married? Oh right idiot, the first one. The update in question is about changing a character from not being open to marriage to being open to marriage. Some aspect of any character being updated in such a way must necessarily change to make that possible no matter who it is. If you were capable of higher thought processes, you would have realized this already and not posted such an irrelevant point.
>>733875832I unlocked the desert and had to google Sandy. How often are you really visiting that store?
>>733876257Clint is just Sebastian in 10 years after his big city breakthrough didn't pan out and he has to crawl back home
>Turns out the update makes Clint a marriage candidate, just not for the player>Instead he's a marriage candidate for Emily>If you marry any girl besides Emily, Clint ends up marrying her the next seasonI know you're here ConcernedApe, do it faggot
>>733878781That's never going to happen.
>>733878149>changing an integral part of their character unrelated to marriage or relationshipsNo. Retard.
>>733878781Nah, make it so Clint marries a random marriageable NPC. First year. Or better yet, the one the player has the most hearts with, considering how slow some people are to even unlock the marriage conditions.
>>733878149>the whole point of this character is he lives in nature alone>let's do a complete 180 and let him live in your house because you want to fuck himlol
>>733874323He basically admits he made Clint entirely unlikable and is using this as an excuse to rewrite all the Clint content to make him at least somewhat appealing
Clint and Sandy 100% no questions that's what is coming.
>>733867823he's he''s he's' snot got it
>>733879715You are like 3 hours late.
Incel bros, will this make femoids take a chance on us if the romance is well written?
>>733879658>inb4 Clint is handsome and cool and female studdettes still hate him because he had bad vibes
>>733879575>Clint becomes the games Griffith That would be kind of cool. Also, betting how they change Sandy is she's stuck in town due to Bus going down while she was visiting Emily and Pierre being too greedy a shit to fix it or find another way for her to get home.
>>733878316>How often are you retards visiting that storeFor one it has star fruit seeds which is the best summer crop. And second it's also how you access the casino. You seriously sound like you barely played the game
>>733864223I am not a pedophile or anything but I think you should be able to marry Jas since its normal in farming communities for young girls to marry early.
>>733880145yes they used to marry young back then but they didn't do anything sexual until the girl got older, otherwise every male from the girl's family would come and kill her husband. and it's not like they could hide it, everyone lived within like 5 miles of each other and didn't move 1000 miles away like today
>>733878781i wonder how much control he still have over his gamewith fame and bigger teams people always end up with their hands tied to some things
>>733880145>but
Oh cool they will finally patch the portraits so they are not shit?No?Oh ok
>>733880513do you use the anime portraits or the porn portraits?
>>733876257>tfw no quest to smuggle HRT into Sebastian's room
>>733880658They are all incomplete shit
>>733880759I see, it's the furry portraits for you
Do you think ConcernedApe is going to go full meme on the Clint marriage or is he actually going to try making him into a more likeable character?
>>733880829NTA but what's the best anime portrait mod?
>>733880934He is hopepilled so I'm betting on redemption arc
>>733864685I've never married in real life though.
>>733881059Dunno, I don't like anime and don't think it fits the stardew valley aesthetic, but I've seen a lot of them on nexushttps://www.nexusmods.com/games/stardewvalley/mods?categoryName=Portraits
>>733880513They're perfectly fine
I was supposed to be Jas. What the fuck???
Why do women hate Clint so much?
>>733867747If he really does have a cute and simple artstyle like that why are the portrait pixels so ugly?
>>733865372good
>>733867991>they think he's an incelBut wasn't Shane the same?
>>733881320Sorry anon, life made you a loser faggot instead.
>>733881376he's a nice guy incel and probably masturbates
Why not Marnie though?
>>733881618he didn't draw the girl, that guy already had it on his shirt. ape just laughed and signed it, and drew the star
>>733881376No one cared abour Clint until Emily became rommanceable. Ape didn't change any of his dialogue or events after she was, and Emily is one of the more popular picks. Before then people mostly felt bad for Clint for being an awkward guy whose crush didnt notice himAfterwards, since it took ape ages to change his dialogue after emily became a choice , the same events and dialogue made him look like a creep and thats before ape leaned into it.Rival marriages would straight up kill most stardew valley players
>>733880934Honestly, and I've said it before in these threads, it wouldn't be difficult to make him somewhat likeableA lot of people gloss over it, but the real reason for his depression/gloom isn't necessarily >tfw no gf, it's >I wanted to do something else with my life other than continuing the family business but here I am because this is all that I'm good at
>>733881376he has incel vibes, us women can pick up on that and it gives us the ick
>>733880934it'd feel like a waste to keep him mopey and pining after emily even after marriage, my guy deserves a redemption
What word women used it before calling men incel was a thing?
>>733882305Loser.
I am not looking forward to 1.7 because its most likely going to break a lot of mods.
>>733882305Nerd, permavirgin, loser...
>>733882305nerd, loser, gamer, mommas boy, or wimp.anything that may seem emasculating or childish.
>>733864223Jas WON
>>733882628...the trash character competition.
>>733882305Women used to call guys faggots if they didn't fuck
>>733882938That was only when the woman wanted to fuck him and he rejected her.
Going to make an Emily Cuckquean mod where after you marry Clint every time you talk to Emily you talk about how fat Clint's dick is and how amazing he is in bed. Eventually after talking to her enough Emily will hang herself.
...People care about Wizard?
>>733883670Only with the genderbend mod.
>>733864223hate cheating hope it's not a married person it should be a new charter
>>733883621I'm looking forward to it anon.
>>733883719Bruh. >>733866558
>NTR update>You can now steal Caroline from Pierre
>no wizard>no witch or harvest goddess equivalent What a fucking blunder.
>>733882305Virgin or stupid faggot little cock sucker.
>>733883670There's a mod where he teaches you magic, that's pretty cool.
>redditroons have been calling Sandy Emily's girlfriend since forever>from now on, every flower festival Sandy will be dancing with fat greasy creepy incel Clint, willinglyLol why is Ape such an agent of chaos? Why does he trolls his reddit fanbase so much?
>>733881376I think most people hate him and I'm pretty sure a lot of it has to do with how inconvenient his stores hours are. The main reason to visit his store is to crack open geodes but he closes at 4 PM. Usually when it comes to mining you're not done until some time in the evening or at night so those geodes got to wait until the morning to get cracked. Except he also doesn't open until like 9 AM (10:30 in the god damn winter) so you're stuck trying to find ways to kill 3-4 hours until he opens up shop. Shit's especially annoying because unless you've got the greenhouse up and running, mining is going to take up most of your days during the winter. Maybe one of the perks to marrying him will be that you can have your geodes cracked at any time of the day which would be devious as fuck on Ape's part. Just imagine having to turn gay just to make opening geodes less inconvenient
>>733883974Thats just makes it even more embarrassing for partnerless farmers at the festival.
>>733867747>>733867747Why doe Concerned Ape insist on growing his hair out? He's a handsome mother fucker with his hair short and styled like that
>>733881683No, Shane is a broken doomer (I can fix him!). Clint is weak and lame.
I love Concerned Ape. He gives me hope for video games and for humanity in general.
>>733884287And then he took it away, for chicks at least, by making the marriage candidate Clint the stalker
>>733874105If this was said by Chad Thundercock, all the girls would be calling him so dreamy and cute.
>>733874105How can anyone love this psychotic looking bitch? She looks like she would stab you in the dick.
>>733884542No she doesn't, she just looks like a cheerful girl, which she is.
>>733883974He's a 4chan user
>>733864223Did they ever fix the endgame stuff with the marriages? Last time I played your wife loses all personality and just becomes a piece of furniture in your house
>>733884705blue haircrystalspiercingfattest ass in the valley=good sexdanger
>>733884795So he's a pedophile?
>>733884859What about you? You're here too
>clint marriagableClint deserves a happy fucking ending after years of being shat on by every misandrist sjw bitch on the internet and if I have to play a woman to give it to him then pass me the fucking troonjections.
>>733874323Because somewhere out there, there's undoubtedly a small demographic of women who are like "REEE I HATE EMILY GIVING CLINT THE COLD SHOULDER I WANT TO MARRY CLINT AND SHOW HER WHAT SHE'S MISSING". Maybe some fags thinking the same thing.
>>733884838But her hair isn't blue because of "danger hair", it's blue because there's cartoon hair colors in Stardew Valley
I liked the Vincent marriage mod
>>733884859Probably but even if he is, he's good looking so people would overlook it even if he was
>>733884427IRL he would be way more popular. Very few woman farmers who have been busting their ass all day mining and harvesting star fruit would appreciate coming home to the soft handed house husbands.
>clint man bad>why?>...clint man bad
>>733884838Emily doesn't have any piercings
When is it releasing bros
>>733884859If he was he would add Jas marriage in 1.7 too
Can this retard just work on the Chocolate game please, fucking bum
>>733885575But he would get cancelled if he did?
>>733885575There's already a Jas marriage mod so why would he bother?
>>733885645Chocolate GameSome stay farming and others feel delays
>>733885645let him cook
fangirls are pissed lmaohttps://youtu.be/U3xX3cTQft8?si=PsTBtH5nsGMduvKM&t=1334
>>733886125kekGOOD
>>733884958Based
>>733865319>
>>733886125Clint’s alright, a bit of a sad sack but I am sure marriage will fix him up.
>>733885271>Emily doesn't have any piercings
Have I lost it? I could have sworn Clint was already marriageable.
>>733886430you're confusing him with harvey, another moustached dorky loser with a real job
>>733883974I think everyone hates fucking redditors. Any webpage that has means of enforcing consensus will result in bullying everyone into one way of thinking, forming absolutely insufferable turbo-normalfag social ladder akin to break of century high school dramas. And I think the same dramas show that this social structure is a bad thing, it's just its enforcers (normalniggers) see nothing wrong with it and people lashing out at them for perpetrating a system of social oppression are obviously in the wrong. Imageboards, despite all their problems, strip people from idenitity which makes them harder to attack for anything but the content of their post and reuse earlier messages UNLESS someone is actively breaking the unwritten rule of anonymity. There are a lot of retarded opinions on /v/, yes, but nobody is afraid to post them and be against wider consensus, something that doesn't happen in places where you post under a name. Case of reddit is especially interesting because usually it has largest quantifiable communities, which they think is automatically entitling them to being right on whatever is their most common opinion.
>>733868658This would look so much better without the retarded toddler uwu baby face.
>>733885575He's making it non-canon by putting her into Haunted Chocolatier (aged up)
i have a longstanding personal rule to simply not read large paragraphs of text on 4chan
>>733886716Same
>>733886125Kind of cracks me up that fangirls are fine with a depressed suicidal alcoholic minimum wage bitch boy living with his aunt who basically trashes part of your house with beer cans if you marry him but Clint is somehow out of the question.
>>733886892I keep telling you people.It's solely because of "the ick". That's it. That is the only reason people hate Clint.
>>733886661Well fuck you too
>>733885949Audibly chuckled
>>733886892Shane is attractive. Clint is not. It's that simple.
>>733886892Ruminating too deeply on this is the path to chud-dom
>>733886936Yeah but only incel girls get "the ick"Now they're crying because the only loser they could have made fun of is now getting married
>>733886936>that pre-realease build clint portrait where he was slimmeri can tell that was no accident and ape wants to alter his portrait into a more handsome man
Hellon anons, anyone have the last update of Jas mod and the loli mod pack? I did miss the site I used to get the updates...
>>733865319I'll take care of her and our future kids forever!
it's understandable people are pissed their new marriage candidate isn't hot. How would you feel if the new potential wife was pam or evelyn? sure it's funny for the memes but don't pretend like anywhere close to what you actually want
>>733864789Seconding on Marnie!
>>733887161The only ones he needs to change are the shirtless ones. Make him a bit more rugged and muscular looking. The guy's a blacksmith. He deserves it.
>>733864223He should make Rival Hearts instead. Literally anything to make the game more than Groundhog Day every single year. Something should change in the world.
>>733872141average 4chan user
>>733887269All of the conventionally attractive guys can already be married or are 100% off limits (Kent). The ones people were wanting over Clint were the Wizard, Willy (my choice), Linus, and Gus. Clint is not really any less attractive than any of those.
>>733886892Shane is probably the best looking dude ingame (his marriage dialogue is nasty though). Clint is the fat bastard option
>>733887269>what you actually wanti'll probably just end up marrying abigail again desu
Who's Sandy?
>>733882305>What word women used it before calling men incel was a thing?Your name.
>>733887269>EvelynExactly as mad as I'd be if it were Robin or Caroline. They are HAPPILY MARRIED and homewrecking is WRONG.>PamSure whatever. I wouldn't but there are already a dozen other bachelor/ettes that I don't want to marry, one more is no big deal.But the real answer is that literally every other male or female character in the game is clearly of a different generation than the farmer, with the two partial exceptions of Mr. Kwee (too mysterious to be eligible) and Gunther.CA even had to take a character from outside the town just to fill in the female slot. The options for the male one were either: the established character with tons of appearances and an incomplete story arc, or turning Gunther from a one-note gameplay mechanic into a full person. At least Sandy already had relationship tracking.
>>733887034Shane is a suicidal drunk loser. He should be dead. Only brainrot women and faggots like him.
>>733887636>Clint is not really any less attractive than any of those.wrong
>>733887676Somebody didn't unlock the desert
>>733887252Based
I mean what other dude could they even addI guess people ITT have pointed out the wizzard, but you have to portrait mod him too and he doesn't even really have a character. I used that extended marriage mod and did his whole route with some korean wizard portrait just because I don't like any SV characters but it was pretty boring besides him being a pretty boy.Should've let you put more whimsical creatures in your house like Krobus
>>733887636I want Marlon. Eyepatch GILF
>>733887676Sandeez nuts
I knew for a fact the clint reveal would quickly turn into a reason for chuds to rally behind him as an excuse to hate on women
>>733867969Women want a man other women want, they hate being your only option. That's a major ick. When I'm single I feel like Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill trying to get a girl just to text me back. But when I get a gf? Suddenly I have girls blowing up my phone and throwing themselves at me. It's like clockwork, they're such a meme gender.
>>733887996This is a nice oldie portrait
>>733873025The only kind of woman who uses reddit is a landwhale or a bitch who looks like the kid in junji ito's grease story
>>733886936clint isnt even that icky hes just lonelyi feel bad for the guy man.Thank God that ape gave him some kind love.
>>733887992Someone has to stand up to those bodyshaming bullies, after all.
>>733887992I only hate Clint when I'm playing the game and he's being a clunt and closing shop at fucking 4 PM
>>733887813>Exactly as mad as I'd be if it were Robin or Caroline.At least those are troubled marriages to a degree. George is a grumpy old man, but he's nowhere near as bad as the shithead cuck or the autistic ass.
>ConcernedApe still entertaining the idea of a Robin romance arc where she divorces DemetriusIF THERE IS A JUST GOD, LET BWC WIN
>>733886216>Underwear Coward
>>733887992trvth. I am not sure why anyone is a fan of Clint
>>733887992>it's OK for women to celebrate shitting up things that used to be made for the male gaze>but you're a chud who hates women if you celebrate this huge L for the female gazeGet fucked
>>733888314No one is lmaoHe was a punching bag around here
>>733888281It's the green bikini. >>733887252
>>733887992I don't need an excuse.
>>733884838>blue hairmay actually be natural (also its cute)>crystals i thought this too until i remembered this game has actual fucking magic so its not like retarded hippie shit like it is here
>>733886892Because Clint is desperate and creepy towards Emily. Meanwhile Shane is just depressed and hates everyone
Gays love Clint, roasties stay mad
>>733886125>im in my yummy snack arc. im such a fruitpilled peachcel.
>>733888558Name these gays?
>>733885645He's doing both. He just gave an update on it recently.
>Marry Clint>he either keeps on obsessing over Emily>or he becomes the ultimate simp wifeguy that's constantly concerned about you leaving him.I don't know which is worse.
>>733888650Every anon in this thread.
>>733888681lmao deserved for marrying Clint
>play the game>don't hate any of the characters>go online>apparently every character is hated... for some reasonReally? People hate the blacksmith? The guy who opens geodes and stuff?
>>733888650(You)
>>733888681Both are bad but the first is clearly worse.
>>733864223Desert girl Sandy and Clint
>>733886892>Chad is an alcoholic piece of shit working a dead end minimum wage job at Shart Mart and living with his aunt, where he traumatizes his niece with his suicidal tendencies>foids can't get enough of him>non-Chad doesn't have any substance abuse problems, owns a successful business that is vital to his community and lives independently, his only sin is being awkward around his oneitis>foids despise him and would kill him if allowedThe blackpill is still undefeated
>>733888650your momop
>adds more shitty marriage candidates>doesn't fix the horrendous attempt at combat or make the farming mechanics more interestingI really don't know what people see in this faggot
>>733888681>marry Clint>he's actually pretty cool>Emily starts stalking him instead because she misses getting all his attentionFUND IT
>>733888747the awkward fat loser that creeps on emily, yes
>>733883974Emily is married to me (as is Haley).
>>733888747He goons on Emily and is fat, why do you think
>>733888747Asshole should have his doors open 24/7.
>>733888747These niggas have been playing the game for years, they'll develop strong opinions on itI don't like any of the characters myself though. Not a seething hatred, it's just a "well no one here is appealing" kind of thing. I hung out with the fucking hobo mostly
>>733888650Musclebear blacksmith is desired by gays, Clint also features prominently in those degenerate gay porn mods
>>733886892Shane is ruggedly handsome, Clint is fat.
oh no nono anon relates to Clint!!!
>>733886892clint is a fucking sourpuss. even at the festival events he's bitching about something. that's why people aren't into him. shane just is a depressed person who does have interests.
So, is someone going to take over for Sandy or is she going to have the whole "commuting wife" thing going on?Also, I didn't watch the presentation, did he say anything about the city?
>>733888930personally I only relate to the Farmer. maybe Penny and Leah if they were male
>>733888879Why do you know this?
>>733887642Idk why people would choose Shane when Alex is right there
>>733888747>Game has romance or marriage>Expansion, sequel or patch comes out that selects from existing characters for new candidates>Someone's anticipated pick doesn't make it in>They now have to HATE the character that did get picked, hoping their outrage is seen by the developer and they change their mindThis is the cycle of life sims and rpgs if they dare updated romantic interests at all after release.
>>733888942>muh personalityHaley is a huge bitch to the farmer and everyone else but nobody hates her for it, wonder why that is
>>733864223>runs his own business>sets his own hours>successful>the pathetic farmer literally relies on him for upgradesOnly women hate clint. Men are envious.
>>733889071>get banned if you post tits>but this image is finemake it make sense
>>733889054A friend told me...
>>733889121Why can't he score Emily then?
>>733865492oh hey! it's same-face syndrome sensei!
>>733889120haley is cold to you for a very short period of time. and she also has interests other than bitching all day.
https://youtu.be/geiTg6Z7w3A?si=X6aVrCHcntdoK54U&t=647ape showed a beta version of clint from when the game was in development which he describes as "less doughy". if he still looked like this women wouldn't be bitching nearly as much
>>733889179Emily doesn't like him.
>>733888816>all the psychotic-emily anons vindicatedyandere bros...
>>733889120it's called the halo effect and if you have a brain you should be taking advantage of it. Maybe you'll never be a 10/10 but you can at least stop being fat or a skeleton, and everyone will treat you better. Better yet if you can develop some social skills too.
>>733889121>You can't hate this guy, he provides you with services in exchange for currency!Never interacted with anyone in the service industry, did you?
>>733889263Seething.
>>733889202Its crazy that its not AI
>>733873067He probably makes buckets for Marnie, hammers, axes, and saws for Robin, and odds and ends for everyone else. We know he makes swords and maces too.
>>733889123Everyone wants to smother their face in man tits
>>733888812Are you really so dense that you think Clint and Sandy are the only things coming in 1.7?
>>733889226Taking beach selfies for Instagram wow what an amazing and unique interest. Haley stops being mean only if you give her countless pink cakes and sunflowers, 11/10 personality right there.
I really would have preferred Willy.
>>733889331kys degenerate faggot
>>733889232I really hate how a lot of the sprites look actually well crafted and stylized unlike in the final build of the game. im glad he kind of learned his lesson and most of the chocolatier characters look more polished, still game probably will need portrait mods from day one.
>>733889416same
>>733885030>SmallThat's probably ~10% of the female population. Just for reference, that's about how popular Harvey is.
Do people really sink thousands of hours into this?It's good, I had fun, married best girl (Haley), played for about 80 hours, enjoyed my time and then moved on.
>>733889394Erm ackshually.... she's actually one of the easiest to woo for the spring dance year 1, since she loves the spring flowers. She does photography not just selfies. she has a whole darkroom for her hobby. What does clint like? going to the bar and complaining in a corner?
Penny is the ultimate bachelorette because she's the age old ideal of a small town beauty that isn't full of herself and is kind despite her bad family situation, from which you can save her from.The only problem is being saddled with her dunk ass mother as you mother-in-law, and I guess Ape was being ironic when he made the only npc that canonically drives a drunkard.
>>733889520>dae people that aren't me?Yes. Other people are not you.
>8 heart cutscene explains how Clint will better himself not only in mind but physique as well>10 heart cutscene shows Clint as a slim guy with a different sprite and portraitHow do you respond without sounding like a mad redditor?
>>733889421More for me
>>733876586Krobus, Shane, and Sebastian are the 3 most popular "marriage" candidates for the female playerbase, anon. According to some polls, >2/3rds of the female players choose one of those 3.
>>733889593>The only problem is being saddled with her dunk ass mother as you mother-in-lawThat's just part of the archetype.
>>733889416>>733889494the farmer is in their early twenties. clint is feasibly late 20s/early 30s(not unlike sandy)willy is at least no less than 45. massive age gaps are very controversial, clint was literally the only viable option
>>733877298My heart broke when I saw that scene. Linus is too good for this cruel world.
>>733889678krobus?!
>>733889237I think she is just oblivious to his true feelings because he cannot express himself very well
>>733889712Age gap doesn't bother me
>>733889663i post a picture of sad pierce brosnan while talking about Eunice from rune factory
>>733889712Most of the complaints about marriage candidate ages are that they are too young. The 30+ year old playerbase gets uncomfortable when their boy/girlfriend acts like a high schooler. Besides, everyone loves Willy.
>>733889593Pam being a drunk slob makes Penny a better waifu. She's terrified of turning into her mom or moving back into the shameful trailer with her mom. That means she will keep your house spotless and will be on her best behavior so you don't break up with her/kick her out. She knows how much worse it can get without the farmer in her life.
>>733889712>massive age gaps are very controversialOnly by a performative minority, most women love that shit. I guarantee if you took a poll tomorrow between Clint and Willy, Willy would dominate.
>>733889803Of course. He is the best domestic partner.
>>733889678BasedKrobus > everyone else
>Sandy Hell yeah!>ClintLol, even he fucking knows it's a joke pick.
>>733888801Dude even donates his time to the community by maintaining the community center's boiler.
>>733889803A lot of women have the fantasy of romance with male monsters.
>>733889998for asexuals and virgins who have given up, even in their fantasies
>>733865492>>733889202Aroma-Sensei's female character bodies are good because she uses her own body as reference. Doesn't help that she's face blind though
>>733889803>Cute>Just enjoys your company no drama>Eternally grateful for giving him a homeKrobus is the only good character
Clint anime boy mods shoot up in popularity
>>733881798>Rival marriages would straight up kill most stardew valley playersThis is the way this game should go.
>>733881798What do you mean by rival marriage
>>733889071imagine how beloved alex would be if female
>>7338898031. He doesn't fuck you2. He's not obviously male3. Man-hater women that aren't lesbians gravitate towards him. My little sister only "marries" Krobus. She's also a radfem.
>>733890278It's a good thing Ape never added that
>>733889803Hes a platonic roommate option
>>733864223Sex with Joja cashier
this just confirms that it's a cat lady game
>>733890278your top romantic interest getting married to their partner (sebastian/abigail, penny/alex, etc) if you don't move fast enough.
>>733884835>your wife loses all personality and just becomes a piece of furniture in your houseThe game is trying to imitate real life as much as possible.
>>733890471Took you ten years to figure that out?
>>733890453There's a mod that makes her into a complete character, Claire, and she's great.
>>733890278It's a thing in mostly older farming games where the girls you don't marry or take too long to marry would get another partner.
>>733890223I found this one on naver 1000 years ago
>>733890278NPCs start marrying each other instead of sitting around waiting to be your own personal harem whenever you want
The chart needs to be updated...
>>733885152But Vincent is a child…
>>733890572wow, fuck that bitch.
I guess Sandy deserves my cock
>>733890172You're supposed to have sex with your monster husband.
>>733890572Every time.
All the hatred for Clint just confirms my suspicions that I'll never be loved.
Should Ape have used AI?
>>733884859in the last big update he added some cute little twins finishing didnt he?
>>733890667You and Krobus never fuck. The other marriage candidates only ever fuck you twice (unless you use a Prismatic Shard to transmog your kids)
>>733890739Proto Maru was so good. Why did he give her straight hair? Robin is a step mom isn't she?
>>733890736there's only one thing you need to do to avoid clint's fate. just have something you like, and enjoy, and share that with others. even if it's just vidya. the constant negativity and helplessness gets to everyone.
>>733890825>Robin is a step mom isn't she?no. Sebastian is from her first husband, Maru is from Demetrius.
>>733890825No, Robin is her momThat's why her hair is red
>>733890843Clint likes gemstones, geodes, and mining.
>>733890931>his favorite dish is "a little bland"Clint bros...we lost...
>>733890931Great, if only he talked about it instead of how miserable he always is. He's a downer even at the village events.
>>733890983ConcernedApe was just making fun of the Dagos.
>>733890572Isn't that a bit hypocritical from the priest guy? I mean, if Kyle here was a real man, he'd laugh off the marriage and roll with the punches.
>>733888557>Shane is just depressed and hates everyoneBased
>>733890475>>733890572>>733890593Ok yes Stardewfags would explode from this
>>733891013it's true. I got a gf once who said she mostly liked how passionate and enthusiastic I was about trees and forests. Girls are usually boring and like men with energy and passion
>>733890626It already was
>>733890739>not a sinlge one of the final portraits is better than any of the alpha onesi kinda love how ape is a bad artist in denial, i forgive him because of the work on the rest of the world sprites.
>>733891351His portraits in the Chocolate game looked a bit better
>>733891335Based
>>733890739On the one hand, I like Fabio Elliott. On the other hand, he was a cute anime pretty boy.
