I can't stop poppin'
I'D RATHER DIEFUCK YOU I'D RATHER DIE IN EXPERTI HATE YOU
>>733890753Can someone please enter my referral code for the sweepstakes thing?TKCW-RBLT
flooded valley is so easy now
>>733890848>didn't even make it to chimpsgrim
>>733891602the fucking fact that map is apparently on the same difficulty as off the coast is crazywhy is this beginner map in advanced
>>733891468>>733891705not as bad as the new map tbdesu
>>733892085i actually have not touched the new map, now that i think about it. it sure looks easy but so does mesa at a glance
I know you're fuckin here goat boy where's my goddamn money
>>733892315did you want something drawn? i'm just sitting here grinding out the collection eventi've been wanting to draw monkes recently
>>733892315
>>733892439uh no I just thought it would be funny
>>733892439NTA but Fateweaver Adora summoning a glowing blue penis to fuck Jiangshi Sauda.
>>733892207The wall making you split your defense is quite annoying.
>>733893052you can really get away with having everything on one side? the entrances cycling around fucked me up completely on this
>>733893256The entrances changing doesn't matter all that much because they all go though the middle anyways. On some rounds it actually helps because you can deal with one half of a wave before the other.
Stop sexualizing monkies.Also I don't like CHIMPS mode I said it.
Monkey footjob
>>733894425no
>>733894447I find the boy monkey cute and plapable
>does fucking nothing foreverremember when they buffed the boss damage of the middle path? haha, good joke nk, funni
>>733895491its good on the moon craters map
>>733895491Is it really bad? I thought that Shattering Shells was pretty good.
>>733895810it's just that once you get past beginner a lot of maps don't usually have loops and sharp angles for him to take advantage of, or consistency becomes more important on harder game modes to avoid leaksand yeah shattering shells can be helpful but for the same cost you can get a relentless glue + snowstorm that can affect all bloons (taking off 40% of a moabs health and making it move 40% slower have the same effect) and not just blimpshe just has a lot of problems and becomes more and more useless the more you play
>>733897189just once nk i want to see a monkey pregnant, don't be shy about it
monkey sex
>>733892704alright i don't really have enough time to do this as a full thing so you'll have to content yourself with this sketchhttps://files.catbox.moe/ud09zm.pngi'll have to finish it later, probably
>>733902818very nice
>>733902818oooo great stuff
>>733902818I know it's off topic mate but where is the Mewgenics stuff?Some of those kitties are begging for it
>>733892262Yaass
>>733892262Do not the monke
>>733897189Now THIS is sexo
>>733902818You're far too based for us mate
Funky monkey disease myum myum
SAUDA IS 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>733897189lots of Quincymaking with Quincy, mother of Quincy>>733902818nice, I'm looking forward to the finished piece>>733909276>Based on a general aging ratio of 1:3 (monkey years to human years) for larger primates, 12 monkey years translate to approximately 36 human years. This is because monkeys age faster than humans, with many species living 25-40 years>36sauda is too old, give me her 3 year old version
>>733890753https://youtube.com/shorts/ntKIYidEsxo?si=cplmSfawGYZ7vQeF
guys what monkey should i beat it to
Who makes the balloons?
>>733907923candy sexmaking a banana smoothie in ado- I mean candy's vagina
>>733892439Can i ask for one? Kinda having a shitty day so just wanted to see a smelly pirate Brickwell offering a hug
>>733892262>>733902818>>733908376SEEEEEEEEEX
>>733912907the zero zero dark monkey
>>733912954like the monkeys, they have sex and give birth
>>733897189MILF
>>733916987it's implied here
>>733892262>>733908376Need to restore the missing link between human and monke
post some bloons phone wallpapers (no porn)
Co-op?
>>733914293Need me some ZOMG aeromorph porn
it's over...
>>733927007it's early, for me at leasti know we have euros that bump us through the night but it tends to taper off when they go to sleep
>>733921423somewhere out there is a monke that quincy fucking mated pressed to make that kidand we'll never know who she is
>>733890753Sexual
>>733890753Did anyone here try the demo of their new zombie game?
>>733928415their newest one, right? i saw them announce it but it's not on steam yet so i don't know if i need to get the demo from somewhere else or what
>>733928639It's on Steam as part of Next Fest.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2747660/Zombie_Assault_Resurgence/
>>733890753Why is this game only played by gay femboys and loony troon incels. What makes it an autist magnet?
>>733928415>newthat reminds me, have we seen anything new regarding their vampsurvclonelite?
>>733915537fucking kek
>>733928845i'm playing it right now, it's actually pretty fun. i'm just doing solo and i can tell it would be better with other players, it's a lot like Killing Floor in thatit was pretty intimidating to be shooting little shit zombies and then a frost giant appeared to start fucking me up
>pay2play>microtransactions>redoing rounds costs ingame currency>it's the same rounds every fucking time but on different maps
>>733931794>he doesn't know
>>733931873I do know but mods do not apply. go pretend to be smart somewhere else.
>>733931984the fact you think the game is pay2play is pretty indicative of how little you know the game to begin with
>>733932042as opposed to free2play? unironically kill yourself shill
>>733932042He's a retard but he didn't say pay 2 win, he said pay 2 play i.e not free to play.
>>733932207>>733932202i don't get the problem, i got it for like 2 bucks. if you're about to say "microtransactions" then lmao you literally do not play the game and don't knowthese >>733931794 are all non-issues if you just play the fucking game, it's so obvious
>>733932413back in the day we used to laugh bootlickers like you out of the room.
>>733931794pay2play with microtransactions is technically correct but I've still only paid this much in the 600 hours I've put into this game because I'm not retarded
Elite bosses are complete fucking AIDS. Instead of just cheating with Fenix, I tried to beat Phayze by myself but I grossly underestimated how retarded he gets even after like the second tier. And then following his strat seems to take me like an hour for whatever reason. I just don't think it's worth the hassle. Normal is fine though.
Monkeys owe me sex
>>733933891was that the 6x speed phayze? that one was just fucking stupid
>>733895491He's been my hero the last few odysseys. There's that dogshit ice level where you have really bad LOS unless you pay to unlock doors. He excels there because the bloons swirl around. Same thing for the volcano level that's basically three circles. Definitely a niche tower, but for the ones where there are loops or sharp angles, he's fucking good.
>>733934071Yeah, each skull he warps about 50% of the map. Even freezing one skull with ice paragon, I only beat it by pixels.
Is there ANYWHERE in game that explains the paragon abilities? It's fucking mindboggling that you're spending potentially a million+ gold on a tower but it comes with abilities that I have no idea what the fuck they do. Other towers you can obvious just check the monkey page and it'll tell you, but paragons just say retarded shit like "A delightfully devilish tower that'll make bloons piss and shit their pants". Elaborate, what the fuck does that mean? Same as T5s.
>>733934014Even male ones?
When is Beast Tamer ever good? Like, they seem superfluous. One Tier 4 monkey could do their job better and cheaper.
>>733934415>Is there ANYWHERE in game that explains the paragon abilities?in the game? no, not at all, i think btd6 has always been a "check other sources" type of game, you don't even get told the patch notes in the game each updateif you want to best source of info for the game's mechanics it's here https://www.bloonswiki.com
What am I even supposed to do in this game after I beat some maps? I've black bordered some and beat some expert maps. But ultimately it's all the same thing.
When are they going to add a "snap" function for towers where it'll place them in the nearest available spot? There's nothing more frustrating than pixel hunting for the one pixel where your farm fits. The nudge shit doesn't really help, I just want the game to do it automatically, if I choose.
>>733892262her belly, swollen with my human seed
>>733934867it's the same rounds, but not the same thingthe maps are what changes, having gimmicks and weird layouts is what makes the game different. people don't seem to understand that
>>733934885accessibility settings
>>733934651Cheaper yes, but probably not better. Megalodon can one shot all MOABs, including BADs, dinosaur does retard damage and stuns, and the bird is pretty strong but the main benefit is letting you stall. To make them super OP, they cost a fuckton so there's really no reason to use them except for bosses or freeplay at retardedly high rounds. But yes, mostly they're not worth using over a different monkey.
>>733935212Motherfucker. I have at least 100 hours in this shit and never noticed. The only time I've ever clicked accessibility was to turn off effects during one of the lagfest bosses.
>>733935405it's not *exactly* snapping to the nearest, it's a little different than that
I barely beat Elite Phayze this week thanks to Ice Paragon. Skipping skulls is really busted honestly. Ashamed to admit I had to retry like 5 times on Tier 3 even though I beat every other Tier first time through.
>>733935231Megalodon is cool but one shotting BADs? 4-0-0 sub monkey. Stall is covered by Bomb Shooter, Kylie Boomerang, Ice and Glue Gunner existing and what not. Shark is the only really unique, but sub spam outdoes him.
Is this worded really oddly or is it me?>Every winner gets a customizable team of heroes shirt with your name and number on the back.The shirt as the example just shows Sauda, so I don't understand the team part they're referencing and I skimmed the merch store and didn't see it. It's a moot point because I won't win, but I'm curious.
>>733935614How is reactor one shotting BADs?
>>733935752I meant 0-04 Sub, got it mixed up.I get my Monkey Sub(missives) screwed up some times.
>>733935552>REAL monkey plays BTD6?!?!? (GONE SEXUAL)
>>733935919uhhhhh, that's 0-4-0 boss
>>733935956Uuhhhhhh, its duh monkey wit da big rocket who looks middle eastern. Ive been playing so much bloons the monkey's stupidity has been rubbing off on me.
What level do you prestige or whatever? 150? I'm at 144 and have all MM unlocked except powers.
>>733935931>Opens up the game >Not even a second has past>Sees bloons monke>Starts screeching and fapping as it swings around>This goes on for an hourMust be a /v/ user
>>733936313my ancestor :)
>Duuuuude sniper is a crutch monkeyIll stop using sniper monkey when expert tracks dont fuck me with places to place non sniper monkeys.
>>733934651They're good when you have a lot of money. They just kind of suck for their price point a lot of the time. However, because of their ability to be placed around the monkeys that they have merged into them, you can move them around the map, giving them a lot of versatility, so they're good for awkward maps with multiple lanes, particularly when they're not always active lanes. IMHO they're usually too much micro for me to bother with, but I do use them from time to time. Mostly the Bird, though, and I usually use it in conjunction with the Bloon Trap for making money.
>"Armor piercing darts">can't pop lead
Coop?
Why the fuck did they nerf Popseidon anyway? That motherfucker cost way too god damn much to use 99% of the time anyhow, and the save up sucked dick since they nerfed the tier 4 to not bounce off the map edges anymore.
>>733892704>just going about your day>your dick disappears
>>733892439if I can give an idea. human pov with Rosalia or sauda with fat tits riding cowgirl with a pregnant belly, bonus for handholding with both individuals wearing wedding rings
Heartbreaking: I don't enjoy this game as much as I did 2 years ago
>>733941426>[sad news]
>>733941426bad news, everyone!
>>733939372Because they hate women monkeys
KMKW-EBADSomeone ref me. And give me a code to ref.
Are Ices and Druids racist against the other monkeys?
>last cycle of grindathon>nothing worth grinding outreeeFuck going for random.
>>733939372middle path in general is fucked, x3x gets fucked by purples then you get x4x and watch zebras roll through him every single round, what the FUCK
>>733943446Done it. Here's a code for youPSVT-HDYV
>>733909276>customizableI hope they mean fully and the number isn't just whatever number of the 250 you ended up as. Imagine how many Sauda or Brickell shirts that will have either 34 or 69.>>733945045Thanks.
Me and my friend have been trying to beat all of the maps on chimps mode. We've hit a wall with this map. If we play both lanes, we just lose, and we can't get past wave 98 while stacking on top.
>>733947708Coop chimps is suffering
I decided to open bloons because of this threadI like attempting bosses when they are activeBut the current event is a boss rush which is co-op onlyI don't like co-op because I feel like a moron letting people down
>>733950292That's alright, I just open these threads for sexy monkeys, so you're ahead of me.
>>733950735monkey sex?
>>733950292Just play anyway. Who do you have to let down? I promise you can't let me down any more than the rest of B-Team did even if you tried.
>>733896163Ah, gotcha. I'm admittedly still only on the beginner maps, since I play pretty casually. Any other units that seem useful, but arent in the long run that I should know?
hey, if both catbox and litter are down for me, where should i go to drop an image?
>>733954129aco?
>>733954195the board?
druid sexo
>>733954129send it to me and I'll eat the 3day; jannies suck my jorts
>>733954129Hope you don't mind some GR15 https://pone.rs/
>no one joinedTerrible. Bloons has fallen. Billions of monke prostates must pop.
>>733892704alright, since cat and litter are down i'll use uguu, which is only three hour hosting but it's fine for now, i can reupload it when catbox comes backhttps://o.uguu.se/wVktfTzB.pngit's funny, i didn't actually plan on finishing this at all but >>733909797 said with his little puppy eyes that he can't wait to see it done, i'm too easily swayed>>733905860you want me to? i could
>>733954820GREAT
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
>>733955396yes
pop
>>733954820>>733913245Sorry to beg, but could you do this one? I understand if not in the mood.
>>733892439He doesn't get enough loove
>>733954820Very nice.
>>733959364wake up retard
>>733928415Of course, and now I'm free of BTD6.
>>733947708
>>733960416nerf alch before you go around gutting other towers to try and "de-scale powercreep" nigger kiwi you faggots
>>733892439Could ya draw the 050 dart monkey? I love his cute undies so much, I just wanna see him ruinedBonus points if you draw him as a shota
>>733961148sounds illegal make it a woman
/ss/ between shota 050 dart and MILF 050 dart...
1 and a half hour of collection event left. Co-op?
>>733964491Yeah ok
>>733964928DXFRYMAncient Portal Imppopable
>>733965083Aw not this broken map shit again
Ok playing on my VPN fixes it but I can't post on 4chan while I'm on my VPN so...
>>733965254DXFOLKredo
>>733965329started
gg
WAKE UP
go back to sleep
>>733968115But I just woke up
why did they butcher bottom path desperado when he's only strong because of how he scales with buffsalso why did they fuck him extra by giving him more range so now it's beyond impossible to have him fully village buffed + alch buffed without losing all his stackswhy are the kiwiggers so spiteful
>>733968626but now you can put nomads next to each other so they can have sex without losing buffs
>>733968792yeah BUT they still suck without external buffs because they're practically designed to hyperboost with alch and they're primary monkeys so they're designed around top path village in mind so at best you're getting 1x stacks of their gay buttsex buff now
>>733890753RUBBBB BELLY
>>733891705I think water focus in general gets a higher rating, because newer players probably don't actually have the unlocks to make water monkeys viable. Water is almost always an upside, but only if you actually have upgrades, and they can be awkward to level
my favorite racist chud vtuber plays bloons
