ITT : Wait, People genuinely liked this characters??
No. She was blatantly made by SEGA Japan to pander to otaku pedophiles (it failed)
>>733918437but women won't do that stuff for me either
>>733918437I don't need any of that.But I do need to coom occassionally.
>>733918437I love porn so much, man.
>>733918228Cream is charming, but her fans are annoying pedos.
>>733918228I'd cream inside her if you know what I mean
>>733918228I just think she's neat!
>>733918228Advance 2 was one of my favorite games as a kid
>>733918228She has cute fanart.
>>733918228Please excuse the double entendre, but I would like to fuck that rabbit
>>733918228She's definitely received lots of cream.
>>733918228I just like the Advance games in general, and Cream being the debut character from them makes me like her as well.Though I like Emerl more as a character, even if he's only Advance-adjacent.
>>733918228at this point these no reason for this character to exist anymore because she cannot contribute anything meaningful to the series because she has no depth and is relegated to a supported role.Sonic has been dwindled down to the main 4 which is Sonic Tails Knuckles and Amy who's suffered the MOST out of the main 4 as her personality is almost completely gone because a woman whos attracted to the hero is something forbidden now in todays media. Knuckles is still recovering from his flanderization where they basically made him into Patrick from spongebob but red.
Isn't the whole point of Cream, is to be nice to her to get to her mom?
She was pretty much the best character in sonic battle
>>733918437https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/s-GFRj0KeqAIgsrKYSrC9A/obsessednot only with porn, but with even sfw type threads.Anyway; pic related. I think someone in SEGA is obsessed with him.
>>733920865Sorry Anon, rabbit mom is already spoken for
>>733918437Neither do modern women so what's the point of this image?
Cream da bunny!
>>733918437No one said anything about porn, why are you this obsessed with what other men do with their dicks?
>>733918437I'm not interested in simping for misandrist women who believe men that don't meet their criteria shouldn't be allowed to have rights. Chosing porn is simply less hassle .
>>733921719is she in freddy fazbers
>>733921719Under the table, right?
>>733918228No, those aren't people.
>>733918228Holy shit I remember this character. She's from Babysitting Cream right? Damn, the nostalgia. I still remember the OST.
>>733922496Imagine how much of a goldmine that game would have been with decent art and writing.
>>733922496no she's from Sonic Advance 3, wich strangely enough takes place after the Dreamcast saga
I LOVE CREAM SHES SO CUTE I WANT TO LICK AND FUCK HER! BUNNY CUNNY BUNNY CUNNY BUNNY CUNNY! LICKYLICKYLICKYLICK I WANNA LICK HER ASSHOLE AND PUSSY! I WANT TO GIVE HER INTENSE SEXO
>>733922580>>733922631I literally only now learned that she's a Sonic character and that's why he was the mc in Babysitting Cream. I thought it was some generic furry game which randomly added Sonic as the mc because a lot of furries loved Sonic back then.
>>733922951hahahagood one...
Tails or cream, you can only breed one
>>733923116Cream obviously
>>733923116I'll breed Amy while Tails breeds Cream, it's only fair.
>>733923116EGGMAN
>>733923047>implying Sonic was popular everywhere in the worldWhere I'm from most people learned about the existence of Sonic because of the recent movies. I only knew Sonic because of a couple of Flash games I played and because my cousin once showed me a Sonic cartoon on Jetix or some similarly named channel.The franchise just didn't exist to most people here. When it comes to kiddie game mascots we were all in the world of Mario, Crash, Spyro, Pokemon and Yugioh. Sonic literally didn't exist, especially in games. The only characters I know are Sonic, Robotnik, Shadow, red fist guy, yellow guy and the pink girl and bat girl who are in a lot of porn.The world exists outside of your little bubble, my friend.
>>733918437ok but women dont do this for me either
>>733922186She's about to experience the bite of 87
>>733923801where the fuck are you from
>>733923889the scientist behind the slaughter
>>733923801>The world exists outside of your little bubble, my friend.bruh take your own advice. no one cares that you and your friends didnt pay attention to sonic in albania
>>733923116Amy
>>733924140>no one cares>but I care enough to replyOk, retard. I'm saying you can't assume people know every single franchise and character you, your friend group and your twitter feed know.
>>733924485no one came up to you and asked you to identify her either. you blogposting justifying your limited knowledge then having the nerve to tell people “the world exists outside of your little bubble” is just arrogance over your own ignorance.
>>733925269What the fuck are you even arguing about? Touch grass and have sex.
I want to babysit cream
>>733918437>accuse you of rape>cheat on you>divorce-rape you>drain your entire walletSounds like a good deal to me.
>>733925970With lots of love and care, right?
>>733926568As much love and care as we can give each other until we pass out.
What about the average sized human mother?
>>733920865You buffoon. She will look like her mom when she grows up.
>>733921719Don't mind if I do!
>>733929927Just don't let Vanilla find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2cIiu34Ho8
>>733929991She's supervising
Sonic Advance 2 is my fav Sonic game and Music Plant is my fav stage.
>>733918228Yes! She really let me... CHEESE the bosses *badum-tish* lol
>>733920865Yeah, but the other way around.Cream is the prize and you woo Vanilla to get there.
>>733929991She's just jealous.
>>733918228I'm probably the only one that likes Marine...Also, I see no reason for her to not be in other games if Blaze can at this point.
>>733932194I don't think Vanilla would be the type to let you go after her daughter
>>733932394I don't see a Mr. Vanilla, there's clearly a vacancy and single moms are funky.
>>733932394More like, if you've already had the main course why would you then go back to the appetiser?
>>733932568It'd be rude to drop Vanilla just because Cream is better...
Whens the next cool Cream game? Like actually tho. Super Cream 64 is cool but I want another one
>>733932307I was shocked to find out she's 9
Still don't know why the fuck they included her in Sonic X.
>>733932394and if she's absent I'll make sure of it.
>>733920865vector... get off 4chan
>>733933560goontor
>>733918437Neither can men.
>>733933545Wow, Sonic's a great wingman!
>>733918228She cute
cream is cute but to me. vanilla always stood out more
Cream never really connected well with me. Her personality is reserved to the point of making me forget about her. She's just...nice to everyone. That's it. It doesn't have enough depth after that.I guess the problem I have is that she lacks any character traits that go beyond what you see at the surface. If she had something like the personal conversations from Sonic Frontiers to flesh out what's actually going on in her head that reveals new things about her personality I'd probably grow more attached.
>>733923572>EGGMANNO!
>>733936153Unc nobody cares about furry hate anymore, SA is dead.
>>733933857as expected from our hero!
>>733918228what's the point of cream the rabbit?
>>733936236It's right in the name.A Kojima special
>>733918437Counterpoint: Bunny loli
>>733933857Huh? I just want to protect her from #them
>>733936236she will carry the next generation of heroes when Sonic gets old in Horizons
>>733937058Bend over Ms. Needlemouse, it's time.
PLAYING BARBIE DRESS UP GAMES WITH GIANT CREAM THE RABBIT
>>733937297that's a dude btw
>>733938192All exe slop has been feminized, it's easy to pick and choose
>>733938289You're strange
>>733938559Most people in their thirties are
>>733918228*STAB**STAB**STAB*
>>733938638Cute aggression is a sign of something seriously wrong.
>>733938638Why doesn't Eggman do this with Sonic? Is he stupid?
>>733938632no way your ass is 30
>>733939380I'm an unc, as they say.Loving bunnies never goes away.
>>733939475neither those bills
>>733939364You say this but he had Sonic imprisoned for months in Sonic Forces but never dealt with him at all in that time.
>>733918228Cream knows how to get into R-rated movies.
>>733926568
>>733939737Who is this devilishly handsome gentleman?
>>733939737Needs a trenchcoat and sitting on my shoulders
>>733918228I like Cream because she's cute, not because I'm a pedo.
>>733938638Why am I turned on
>>733939280Cute aggression is literally normal you weirdo.
>>733939948The guy in this image was a retard btw
>>733918437While I agree with the sentiment and (((porn))) is one of the main reason behind why women have gotten so bad I can't help but jerk off to bunny tits
>>733918228Every Nortubel character
>>733940489Oyakodon and marry both of them
>>733918228She’s okay, not a very interesting personality, but not too annoying in terms of superfluous Sonic characters. I’m alright with her coming back.>>733920675Well I would like it if they allowed the support character to be a support character in any of the main games.
>>733940210Educate yourself. https://www.manchesterjournal.com/news/local/arlington-and-rockwell-a-enduring-relationship/article_bb4c221f-44e2-5e56-bd2f-781e9c68722c.html?wallit_nosession=1He was concerned about the tax increase the fund the new school because he had lost his herd to disease and he didn’t think he could afford the tax. He was a supporter of schools.
>>733940489W-why is she looking at me like this?I-I didn't do anything
>>733940702"We should not improve society this year because I personally can't afford that" is a FUCKING RETARD TAKE ANON
>>733940753being in this thread is enough proof for her
CREAM THE RABBIT
She deserves the world
>>733918437I never see these posted in all the gacha, Pokegirl, anime, Nintendo porn spam.
>>733918437Modern foids won't do any of these things either. And let's not talk about the extremely violent porn foids are into.
She has no character theme song...
How easily would it be to groom cream
>>733918228No, i fucking hate Cream
>>733918437>"Stop watching porn and shackle yourself to a woman who can't pair-bond, goyim!"
>>733941339You can't spoil her too much otherwise she turns into an ungrateful brat
>>733918228What people actually fell in love with was the cute 5 pixel sprite animations
>>733942476>presenting her backside to the vibrating pistonWhat a cute slut.
>>733942042Why are you thinking about grooming a child?
>>733942042No need, Vanilla already did it for you
>>733942640My intrigue into this image is being tempered because of suspicion of AI being in play.
>>733943014Because it is pleasurable.
>>733934821https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A1LNc9go590vanilla's new voice is quite nice
>>733935872When the world is full of assholes, snarky characters and melodramatic characters like crying lesbians, Cream literally stands out because of it just by not having "depth". Simplicity triumphs over depth a majority of the time.
Needs more ice cream.
i wish there were more cream+vanilla lewd art that wasnt outright sex
>>733918437A sexdoll + Spicychat covers everything but the family part. Adoption covers the rest.Try again.
>>733944426being overweight isnt sexy or cute
>>733944426I'd sooner want Cream to have a dick than to see her be fat
>>733944593It’s cute if they’re a cartoon that can’t experience any real world issues. Bein fat in real life’s miserable.
/ss/ cream
>>733944689yeah that doesnt make any sense
>>733943930Okay, Epstein.
advance style was always nice
>>733940069>all those fluffy comics of fuzzy ponies being brutally murder and tortured with peepee and poopy.....is le normal!Ponyfags kinda had it coming but still
>>733940069Is really not. Normal people don't want to brutalize cute things.
>>733944790How doesn’t it make sense? It makes it possible to enjoy something when you know no one’s suffering for it.
>>733945731>no one’s suffering for it.the drawings alone promotes a lifestyle that would lead to suffering. people have actual real life fat fetishes that started with drawing and led to real life. there are even people that date normal women and get them to overeat to turn them into fatties to satisfy their fetish. the drawing is not innocent. there is nothing cute about being overweight.
>>733940878Shhh...use your indoor voice, darling.
I actually don't give a fuck if I'm hypocritical, literally burn this shit mentally ill fat fetish.
>>733918228The only reason she doesn't have a super form is because she's so monstrously powerful she doesn't need one.
>>733944824Keep fighting the good fight defending fictional characters anon, you'll really strike a blow against the zionist elites like that
>>733946050Why blame doodles and not people that can’t separate fiction from reality? And why humor wackos who blame anyone and anything but themselves for their behavior? Seriously, man.
>>733930483>Music Plantshould have been a stage in racing crossworlds
>>733946867it's naive to pretend something can't lead to another thing because you simply don't want people to behave in a certain way. it's just not a realistic way to think. yes, these fatfag drawings are going to lead to actual fatfag fetishism, even if you don't want people to do it they will do it anyways because free will exists
>>733922723>>733923116>>733932235>>733936153>>733937560>>733942640>>733944426>>733946117nuh uh!
>>733947178So what? The people these enablers are tryin to fatten up can’t say no? Is any a this up to them? Thankfully people are much more aware than they used to be. Seriously, you’re a weenie if fat cartoons upset you. The only reason to be upset is if it’s badly drawn.
>>733947584Cream's first appearance was in 2002, making her at the absolute bare minimum 24
>>733947967bowser junior appeared later and is still a kid
>>733948089Dwarfism is rough.
>>733947967Tails is 35.
>>733947864sorry for hating degeneracy i guess?
>>733948129>a 35 year old woman disguises herself as a fox child to steal the chaos emeralds from SonicNo. Just, no.
>>733948130we need more people like you around here
>>733942101Bratty Cream is good too
>>733948130Fucking lol you’re on 4chan, cat’s outta the bag. I’ve been here for 21 years. You don’t make the rules here.
>>733948802ts unc is from ohio
>>733947584Faggot that made the original needs burned alive.
>>733947584I do find it funny when people cry about a character that has been around longer than they have been alive
>>733940878ok so we agree that niggers on welfare should be culled
>>733948089Bowser Jr is Andy Milonakis
>>733949046?
Controversial opinion: they should let Cream grow up about two years.
>>733920675That's every side character to be honest, like basically anyone but Sonic
>>733920865You're right but /v/ is full of diddy-ahh pdf files so instead these faggots lust after the 6 year old child.
>>733945567>>733945637ITT: Autists find out how fucking non-humans they actually are
>>733952430>diddy-ahhFuck off with your modern age nigger slang
>>733923889The bite of 6-7?!
>>733947584*in 12 states out of 50, and out of the ~190 countries in the entire world, 40 or so have AOC of 18 or higher while the rest are 16 or lower, with a dozen having 17.
>>733918437And a woman won't so it's kinda whatever
>>733935872>being an asshole is "depth"
>>733952430
>>733918228Modern Sonic fans want Sonic to be a franchise catered to the Japanese audience for some reason & Cream is the character that appeals the most to Japanese audiences.
>>733952487>the common, harmless and often uncontrollable urge to slash, stab, crush, break, savage, cripple, hurt, maim, kill, damage, destroy, eradicate, decimate and demolish cute, baby-like, or adorable thingsYou're just fucking insane, and you're attempting to normalize your psychosis.
>>733940753>W-why is she looking at me like this?
>>733918228DON'T MIND IF I DO!
>>733941691Huh...what do those have to do with Sonic and why does every poster need to be in every thread you're in?
>>733944790>fantasies of something that can't be in real life doesn't make any senseguess you're just a retard, buddy
>>733918437Porn comes and goes as I please. You're stuck having to live with a woman, and I'm not doing that again.
>>733951915The characters don't have ages
>>733952487I don't need a literal demon trying to act superior to anyone.
>>733952430diddy blud goes on epstein app chan :skull emoji: :skull emoji: :wilted flower emoji:
>>733952508Pedophilia and racism in a cute thread? Never change 4chan.
HaaaaaAAAAAAA! Activate, my super powers!>every single pedophile is obliterated from existenceI... I did it... This should make the world a better and safer place for everyone!Sega: Why isn't our Cream merch selling anymore?
>>733953508
>>733953508And people here wonder why this site has such a bad reputation.
>>733953742
>>733953742We need to keep that reputation strong.
And now the wojak brigade has arrived.>Someone tries to make a cute thread about cute cartoon characters on 4chan>thread gets filled with people talking about fucking 6 year olds, hate speech against black people, and söyjaksWhat else do you expect?
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>>733953742Feel free to leave.It's bad manners to reply to yourself though.
>>733954002I'm more amused than anything else. It's unironically funny seeing how incapable people here are of being normal.
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