The literal king of video games has a daughter.
I wish I had a daughter to play games with. But I don't want to deal with a hag
This board needs to do better.
she's not his daughter, you fucking autist.
>>734091723You will find the right woman.
>>734091751Yes she is.You will see.
>>734091065Take her fucking shoes off.
>>734091896no, she isn't. if that were the case then they would have revealed it.
>>734092000They are going to reveal her as his daughter in the trailer for next 3D Mario.Based on what I heard from Jesus Christ himself, it sounds like she is going to be kidnapped.
Give me one reason why pauline was a better choice over a caveman kid, or literally the fucking rock
>>734092105What the fuck would Jesus know about video games you retard?
>>734091913You don't have to be so mean.
>>734092280Jesus sees everything.He also said that "a new Zelda game" will be announced in the next Direct.
>>734092410STOP LEAKING EVERYWHERE PAULINE
>>734091065Her kyojiri butt is so hot and lewd.
>>734092643Please do not say things like that about Mario's daughter.
>>734092410if he sees everything, then why does he allow the jewish demons, who kidnap, rape, dismember, and eat infants, to continue to exist?
>>734092976We will get to that question later.
>>734093174sounds like Jesus and God are not good people. why should I worship them if they aren't going to eradicate the demons who are destroying their world?
>>734092976Definitive proof of God is that sexy young girls like Pauline exist. It proves that the universe is good and loving. A good and loving existence is what God is.
>>734093353I didn't say they didn't exist. I just said that they aren't good people for allowing such evil to exist and are therefore lying about Pauline being Mario's daughter. they're probably laughing at the OP while he makes an idiot of himself.
>>734093237They will eradicate the demons.Jesus will return in 2028.
>>734093353Do not call her that.
>>734093572and all those babies and children that they allowed to die in such gruesome ways? what of them? why are God and Jesus so evil?
>>734092976Why does this question always get asked just to receive the same answer?Isaiah 45:7
>>734093668God and Jesus are not evil.
>>734093718>Isaiah 45:7 ("I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things" - KJV) sounds pretty evil to me.
>>734093486God and Jesus are not laughing at me.
>>734092410So if that doesn’t happen will you finally fuck off?
>>734093946They're sitting on their clouds, passing a blunt around, and laughing at you.
>>734092338imagine her feet bouncing as she gets pounded
>>734093971When I get what I want from Nintendo, I will slowly but surely recede into lurking.In Layman's terms, yes.
>>734094220She will not get pounded.That is very rude of you.
>>734094329>selfishly using Jesus's name in a bid to get what you wantNot very Christian of you.
>>734094005I will take "Things that aren't happening" for $40.
>>734094347every good looking female, in vidya or tv or real life, EVERY single one of them has had their brains fucked out at some point.just because they don't talk about it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.they always think about "that guy."
>>734094408I'm not selfishly using Jesus' name.
>>734094529see>>734092105>claiming that Jesus came to you to tell you about some fanfiction.fake Christian.
>>734094517My source did say that the next 3D Mario is meant to set up "the next generation", so I just asked him and Jesus if Pauline IIIhas a love interest in the next 3D Mario.
>>734094517Pauline (young) has a nude bath scene where you can see her cute freckled butt in Bananza. Who knows what else she gets up to underground if she is willing to get naked and bathe so easily.
>>734091065SUPER MARIO FU--
>>734094661This is false.
>>734094656>wasting Jesus's time with your fanfictionstraight to hell with you. Bet he reads all your prayers to the angels, and they laugh.
>>734094757You are a shill.
>>734094783whatever you say, Hellbound autist.
>>734094814I will go to Heaven.
>>734094836>claiming that you are so close to Jesus that he is willing to answer your questions about video gamesthat's blasphemous.
Pauline is being persecuted!
>>734094921It is not blasphemous, you are just afraid of him more than you are afraid of me.
>>734094517That's probably not even the worst of the problems.Having an "auto win" button in form of being pretty basically guarantees every single one of em are basically still children.
>>734095009>claiming that you are on the same level as Jesus is not blasphemous.okay buddy. see you in hell.
>>734095070I'm not claiming that I am on Jesus' level.
>>734094757>Bet he reads all your prayers to the angels, and they laugh.I bet he doesn't even read them at all. I think that would actually be worse than mockery.
>>734095150you are claiming that you are close enough to him that he is willing to answer your questions about video games.
>>734095176probably uses them as toilet paper.
>>734095217Jesus is allowed to answer my questions about video games.
>>734095269You are livid, you are fuming, you are angry.
>>734095286Neither Jesus nor God will interact with you until the day you die.
>>734095314and you are projecting.
>>734095269Well, if the pages are soft and thin enough. In Hell, they use sandpaper for that.
>>734095350God and Jesus can interact with me now.
>>734095476still being blasphemous, I see.
>>734095418No, I'm laughing at you Anons because you all are going to look stupid when the new 3D Mario is unveiled.
>>734095528I am not.
Jesus only exist in your head, just like demons.However you're stuck in your own head, along with em, and you can't actually "just get over it".If you have a demon in your head, it will make you do horrible things, unless you have jesus in your head, he will kill the demon and save you.Nothing physical, nothing "real", but you still get fucked by it.
>>734095476Congratulations! You just committed the deadly sin of pride, guaranteeing yourself a place in Hell! Unfortunately, you don't qualify for the VIP treatment, that's reserved for the Big Bad Boys, but hey, commit a few more sins and that might change! You've still got some time to rack up your score.
>>734095675Yeah, no.
>>734095716Yeah, yeah! You believe that you are important enough that the Big Dog Himself is communicating with you. Do you have any idea how arrogant that makes you look? If that isn't pride, then what is?
>>734095716you're going to hell.you're going to hell
God loves all equally
>>734094964Hopefully ICE deports all loli hating browns and then we can get even more Nintendo lolis like Pauline.
>>734094964Shouldn't it be "HIELO"?
>>734095815Jesus is communicating to me through Elizabeth and her friend.Elizabeth predicted the escalation in the Strait of Hormuz.
>>734095948Don't call her that.You have thousands of others, but please leave Mario's daughter alone.
>>734095824Let's face it: if you're here, you probably ain't making it past those Pearly Gates. But hey, impress the boys downstairs enough before you arrive and you can still make a pretty comfortable afterlife for yourself... if you can learn to tune out the wails of the damned.
>>734095982not what you said.here>>734092105you said that he talks to you "himself"
>>734095982Here's a quote from a book you've probably never read before: pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before the fall.
>>734096059My friend tells me word-for-word what Jesus says, so it counts.
>>734096105then you wouldn't have said that Jesus himself told you.
>>734096139He is talking to me, because he addresses me.
>>734096207there you go with the sin of pride again.
>>734096105Tell me, how did this friend of yours prove that Jesus speaks to him? Surely you didn't just take his word for it without even a shred of proof?
>>734096260We are friends with The Two Witnesses.
>>734096304satan is going to have a lot of fun with you, Mr. prideful.
>>734096361Satan has no power here.In Jesus' name.Amen.
>>734096304I have no idea what this means, and I am beginning to suspect that your friend is just screwing with you. Or, perhaps, that your "friend" is actually just a mentally ill person whose schizophrenic rambling you took at face value. I hate to break it to you, but a lot of people suffer from delusions that Jesus talks to them, or that they are Jesus themselves. And they can't all be right, can they?
>>734096470your Pride gives him all the power he needs over you. for all you know, HE's the one who's been feeding you lies about Pauline.
>>734096470>Satan has no power here.Are you fucking serious? This is 4chan. If this website was any further away from God it would literally be hosted in Hell.
>>734096540You guys are the ones lusting over her.Dear Lord.That is Mario's daughter.
>>734096629Satan has been feeding you lies about her being his daughter.
>>734096589This website IS hosted by the United States government.
>>734096659That is false.Why are shills and snoys lusting over Mario's daughter.
>>734096715man, satan has your soul wrapped around his little finger, doesn't he?
>>734096675I mean the literal fucking Kingdom of Darkness itself. The Lower Planes. Old Scratch's crib. The Big Fire Below. And you know the servers would run like shit because it's so hot down there, unless something extremely impossible is about to happen. And that's if there isn't a swarm of airborne swine.
>>734096763No he doesn't.He has no power here.
>>734096874Hang on, wait a minute. What website do you think you're on right now?
>>7340969024chan.
>>734096874you sure? the site that has literal porn boards and a loli board like /b/ is safe from satan?
>>734096917Satan has no power in my thread.
>>734096917Satan hates loli, loli literally btfos demons
>>734096983Well he sure loves when people draw rude artwork of Pauline III.
>>734096964there's that pride again.
>>734096910Really? Because the way you're talking, it seems like you think you're on an entirely different website, like JesusLovers.com or HealthyWellAdjustedPeople.org. Is this your first day here? Do you live under a rock? Do you have a rare medical condition that makes you ignore things that are really obvious? To get to the point: what makes you think that this is a godly place?
>>734097073Satan has no power here, as in, this thread, my thread.
>>734093758satan is still the creation of god so he is the creator of good and evilhe left it up to humanity to walk their own path of good and evil because eve sucked satans dick and adam afterwardsthe downfall of humanity was at the hands of woman and the pathetic man who fell for her temptationwe had paradise until man desired woman, modern society reflects this cycle of evil with it's subjugation at the hands of feminism
>>734097198heeeeeere satan satan satan. heeeeeeeere satan.
We are getting off-topic.
>>734097312Dear Jesus,Please pour out your wrath on this shill immediately.Please make his hair fall out immediately.Please give him sores.I am begging you.In Jesus' name.Amen.
>>734097442God isn't going to help faggots like you, learn to be fruitful and multiply with puella.
>>734097442He comes!
>>734097312she's not that fat
What the fuck is this thread?
>>734097498God and Jesus will help me.
>>734097558Me declaring my vindication.
>>734097558Local schizo having a melty.I can't tell if the guy is autistic, a false flagger or both.
>>734097665I am not a falseflagger.
I will be vindicated.
>>734091065Mario is in his mid-20s and she's 13. That means she was born when Mario was 11-13 years old. If this theory is true, than means that Mario "Super Mario" Mario is unironically a victim of statutory rape.
>>734097795Please use your brain.Pauline III was born after Odyssey.
>>734097838but the game takes place before Odyssey
I really hope that the Rule 34 artists leave Mario's daughter alone when it's revealed that Mario's daughter is Mario's daughter in the reveal trailer for the next 3D Mario, out of respect for her being Mario's daughter.
>>734097893No it doesn't.It takes place after Odyssey.
Hell, Jesus, heaven, and God aren't real anon. Sorry your parents never told you this.
>>734098264They are real.
My detractors must be cowards.
>>734098529Believe in one God do we. Satan almighty. The uncreator of heaven and soil... Hear our Satan prayer, our anti-Nicene creed. Hear our Satan prayer, for the coming of seed.
>>734098586I rebuke you in Jesus' name.
>>734097558>Make post>Remove name, reply to self>Repeat
>>734098659Glory and praise to you, O Satan, in the heightsOf Heaven where you reigned and in the depthsOf Hell where vanquished you dream in silence!Grant that my soul may someday repose near to youUnder the Tree of Knowledge, when, over your brow,Its branches will spread like a new Temple!
>>734098691Your prayer falls on deaf ears.
>>734098736You have no power in my thread, shill.
>>734098769Glory and praise to thee, Satan, in the most high,Where thou didst reign; and in deep hell's obscurity,Where, manacled, thou broodest long! O silent power,Grant that my soul be near to thee in thy great hour,When, like a living Temple, victorious bough on bough,Shall rise the Tree of Knowledge, whose roots are in thy brow!
>>734098792You are a snoy.
>>734098819Satan, a prayer to you because we cannot reach anyone else.Only we are left to remember your unfair loss.This hell we do not accept silently.Help us take more apples from the tree —Let nothing remain unseen!When you shoot out To flower againRemember us not as brute but as Ones who accept the tortureAgain and again.
>>734098832Are you Elizabeth's husband's parents?
>>734098854Gloire et louange à toi, Satan, dans les hauteursDu Ciel, où tu régnas, et dans les profondeursDe l'Enfer, où, vaincu, tu rêves en silence!Fais que mon âme un jour, sous l'Arbre de Science,Près de toi se repose, à l'heure où sur ton frontComme un Temple nouveau ses rameaux s'épandront!
>>734098875Are you Beth and Larry?
>>734091065>Wearing Shoes0/10>>734091723Is Adoption not enough?>>734092338>>734094220PLAP PLAP PLAP Is the sound her feet makes when she’s walking or running around
>>734098901how can I be two people you fucking retard?
>>734094517Funny Frogposter
>>734098932Because Beth and Larry can write the replies together?
>>734099015you found us out. stay away from our daughter. if you don't we will burn crosses and bibles in your yard.
>>734091723>I want to hang out with a little girl in private but I don't want a wifeyou can just admit you're a pedo
>>734099089You don't have a daughter, you have a son, and he is married to Daughter Zion.
>>734099115But I do want a wife
>>734099147if you don't stop this nonsense, we will kill Elizabeth in the name of satan.
>>734099213Elizabeth is protected.You have no power.You will get sores now.In Jesus' name.Amen.
>>734099253how's jesus going to stop a knife?
>>734099290He will make your hands and fingers have sores and ache.
This thread is boring, let me make it more interesting.
>>734099327guess it's poison then.
>>734099363Jesus will make you two have strokes.
>>734091065Character's ages mean nothing in the Mario universe.Mario can play tennis with his baby self and DK can play tennis with the child version of his father.
>>734099425>using jesus as a weaponwow, enjoy hell.
>>734099462Jesus will pour out his wrath on you.
>>734099173The daughterwife
>>734099567I counterprayed for you enjoy that wrath and those sores.
>>734099352Her actual in-game outfits are sexier
>>734099679She is not that.
>>734099631Nope.
War broke out in heaven
>>734099941Ok.
