>no tits>no assWhat else can she offer?
>>734124098horsecock
You forgot the worst part>GlassesStraight into the trashGlasses are gross
>>734124098what about feet
>>734124098feet
>>734124198could make or break the deal really
>>734124098mambo
>>734124293How gigameta whalekiller will Mambo be?
thread 404d just before i could reply to the recruitment post with my ID
>>734124454If janjan is gonna be uppity then you are better off just applying with /v/ on your bio as well if you haven't already, Dancho can save you a spot that way too
>>734124126No she can't. She's a mare.
>>734124335She will rock your world
The blatant incest mom thread has been up since yesterday btw
>>734124335She's the Haru Urara of turf.
>>734124098>>>/mlp/
>>734124759>>734124648Oh so she's shit?
>>734124904She's a 2 star character, useable, unlike 1 star twin turbo.
I am not using the Falcon thread.
>>734124904You're not supposed to say that...
>>734125016double jet isn't going to save me in the oonige CMs?
>>734125348I heard she's a meme character, not actually usable
>>734125348Dual Express' unique skill debuffs her in the second half of the race.
>sexiest mare of her generationI cant fucking wait for her dude
>>734124098>Went to see movie with bud >its hype >started actually watching show >its hype
>>734125563>draws a stallion>calls it a mare
>>734125087What thread
Only big tittied Umas should have rights.Death to all flatties.
>>734124293
>>734125913YAMERO
>>734125792>Everything about ASTERWhat happened? Is everything okay?? Your guys are the most respectable club on /v/ma to be honest!
Oy Neigh (A+) has three open slots.Post your ID, or put "/v/" somewhere in your profile description and send us a request to join (120256139).
>was planning to glue this run since it's almost certainly not ace material>hot springs ticketUgh, fine.
>>734125792I thought herse got A rank, what happened
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>734126027That's for this month
>>734125840Little ninger, you better watch your mouth
If you are a true Umamusume fan, then you should able to instantly tell who is the VA on the left and recognize the one on the right
>>734125840Where is the line of big tits/flat? Who’s the smallest big titty uma and who’s the biggest flatty?
>>734125792>35 open slotsGrim.
>>734125792As you guys can see /v/mapyoi has two vacants>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here>Our club has been A+ rank since a couple of months ago>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)
>get all the good shit from the inheritances>bad trainingsEVERYFUCKING TIME
why do the rothschilds ruin my run every time i get mile S and groundwork?
>>734126187
Big swollen horse pussy
>>734124098BIG FUCKING GLASSES ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? I EVEN DON'T KNOW WHAT CHARACTER IS IT, I JUST NEED TO CUM OVER THESE SLUTTY GLASSES FOR FUCK SAKE ANON WHAT QUESTION IS IT NOW
>doing last run yesterday before event ended>was on pace to finish it just in time and skip Bourbon's bond story so I can read them later>Hot Springs Ticket>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI still managed in time
>>734125429Twin Turbo is great, she's can't win but she's a better rabbit than Suzuka
>>734126365lewd
Hello /v/der/v/ has 2 vacants and cooldowns should be done soon, this is your chance to send a request to 968622263 or post your ID to get picked upMake sure to have /v/ in your description, no rules aside from giving us a warning if you're gonna take a break, we wouldn't want to have a misunderstanding that ends with someone killing themselves with 17 shots to the head.
>>734126471I'll join if Oy Neigh doesn't let me in
>>734126086Bitch looking like
why do all her outfits show off her armpits?
>>734125792Good morning sweet /v/umadotos, HotUmaGlueDanchou here to remind you we still have 9 (soon to be 7) slots open. If you are feeling burned out but not quite on the way to leaving the game behind, consider joining us, all we ask of you is to:>do your daily shoe trades>log in somewhat oftenThanks for your attention.
der/v/ recruiting ceremony is like Eyes Wide Shut
>>734126727She likes to be comfortable
>>734126471uh, when did we lose another?
>>734127031Right now.
A FUCKING GUN
>>734126348Based
>>734127196Till this day I don't know if the gun is real or not
Which support cards have kino events? Pic related
>>734127215A Top Gun, even
>>734124098That's the sexiest mare of her day you are talking about, buddy
i could probably save a club with how much I play daily but i'm helping my friends with their club.
Kill yourself.>>>/trash/
>>734127390>McQueen was in love with her>Dictus only had eyes for Teio
>>734125913THE WICKED CLOTHE THEMSELVES IN THE CLOAK OF THE RIGHTEOUS
>>734127031One anon didn't log in the entire month, I think it's the guy that's on his 20th playthrough of RE9He's welcome to rejoin if he wants to
>>734125563>3rd anniyeah haha...
>>734127661>20th playthrough of RE9Did I miss something but lol
>>734127403That's cool anon. Although at the rate we're going you and your friends could join our clubs together and we'd still have vacants left
>>734124098Her Ikunos Dictus
>tfw can't join the /v/ sekrit clubs because I'm stuck in my friends'
>>734126348the most educated and sensible opinion ive seen on 4chan in years
>>734125792Is it ok to club hop now?
>>734126348
>>734127235Fuku is simply peak uma
>>734126773Except that everyone is wearing El masks instead.
>>734127920Like what? Running X.Oguri as End?
My Falco is so fucking cursed, man.I get the good inheritances and then the game cucks me from good stats and niggasan black chain
>>734124098Thighboots
>>734127975*XOguri as FrontOops
>>734128001i am you
Love big boobs
>>734128072Why is she so thirsty?
>>734128029Her career is so fucking bad, you have so many races and if you don't max friendships fast you're fucked with stats
>>734128001>good stat, good skill, no aptitude>good skill, good aptitude, no stat>good aptitude, good stat, no skillIt's so tiring
>>734128181i averaged like 15k on falco last week but both times i got groundwork and mile S the stats ended up at barely 14kgetting pretty cheesed off
>registration today>didn't start my third umaI'm seriously close to just throwing my TT dirt umas in
Given dirters and sprinters are fucked for fans, how do you guys build enough to level up their uniques?
>>734128072I'm sure Dia is a nice character beyond the tits right? I don't want her to become Daiwa tier here
>>734128407
>>734128406You do 1 extra race.
>>734128406A few G1's and G2's do the trick usually
>>734128407She has a pretty face unlike Diawa
>>734128407i liked her in the anime. the episode where she breaks the Satono curse made me really emotional so I've been saving up to spark her and Kita when they both arrive.I'll try to post/talk about her career as much as I can the second I get her
>>734128406Dirt umas have lower fan tresholds than turf ones.Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholds.
>>734128406I give Falcon turf sparks even when it's a dirt build. No need for distance S if it's an activate Angling or go fuck yourself CM.
>>734125348>>734128445I hate this dumb bird so much
>>734128407No amount of bad rep in this board or any other is gonna make me like Scarlet any less
Do I spark Dia or Kita? I love them both but can only go for one…
>>734128709luckshit kitaluckshit diaspark tannhauser>but she's a 2*do you really think you'll get her? lol
>>734128493I've never seen Bakushin level her skills personally
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>734128881Taiki this is some nasty ass voice I hate you so much but the smile game ridiculous
>>734128849How? She has mile B, run Ashai Hai or whatever the blue G1 race in early june was and you will be golden, NHK Mile Cup before that also does the trick
>>734128574>Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholdsOr just type out Digitan mate, there is literally no one else likes that
>>734129080There will be Inari One
>>734128385You only need a good Falco and another decent Front (S.Maru) to PlatThe rest is irrelevant
>>734129056You're thinking of Yasuda KinenAnd in my experience, any of my Bs never win a race unless it's a mandatory one and they need to win like El with Arima Kinen
>>734129152>neither of thosethanks for reminding me i'm bricked...
>>734129124Really? She looks super goofy but is actually a monster on the track?
Shit i should probably do Digitan's secret event gauntlet of races shouldnt i
>>734128881Those are some nasty burgers
>>734124098contrary to amerinigger mentality, women don't need humongous negrofied gorilla tits and ass to suck and fuck
>>734128709I'm wondering the same thing, I doubt I'll luckshit Kitasan as I needed 190 rolls to luckshit Tamamo. Also I just realized, am I not a huge retard by wanting Dia and then not getting Wit Nature? I can't build lates now. Could it be worth to invest my selectors and gems into Wit Nature if I MLB FineMo?
>>734129152>all I got is XOguri, Taiki and El>I do have SMaru but lol lmao dirt sparks3rd in B let's go
>>734128708But she's a witlet
>>734129386I love my retarded wife how do you get wit that low
post you're dirt mutants
>>734128536AAAAAGH SATONO DIAMOND-SAMA DONT DO IT AIEEEEEEE
>>734124098She's prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bu2fCS_ODxI
>>734125792what happened to taiki being a club mascot? is being american not cool anymore?
>>734129558pretty ugly
>>734128881Is that cum on that second burger?
>>734129152What the FUCK do I do if I don't have SMaru? I thought Falcon didn't need a Front partner either
Dotoh...
>>734129502Literally the best I got, looking forward to floundering on the first two days and get like a 20% ratio on the last two
>>734129753condor nigga
>>734129701she got claimed by shittedfags
>>734129502I was gonna mutate Fuji Kiseki but still haven't been able to do it
Breaking Digitan’s fragile little mind
>>734129701/v/ma danchou was always a finebro. taiki was warming her seat until release
>>734129802Front Condor? That sounds horrible to make
>>734129502she lost all her scrims
Diazuri
>>734129502
>>734130060Daring today
Fuck off.
>>734130087Aiiiiieee, the bird killer
>>734130090No? Tact is not big enough to do a paizuri??
>>734129886You only need one green as a minimum now thanks to the clanker welfare. It's not that bad.
Super Creek is the undisputed paizuri queen. No one else will ever come close.
>>734126773Never watched it, tldr gomennaplease?
>>73413023210* Front Sparks manAs if that wasn’t horrible enough
>>734130282no nigga go watch it yourself it's like 2 hours long
>>734129761Please, please, for your own mental health, read up the latest blogpost on DotoTrust me!
>>734130367*do not read
>>734130282Any picture on google images is enough to give you an idea
hmmmmmmm no
>>734130476Wrong board.
How many hours do I have to pop out a Falco for the CM as my third dogshit ace?
>>734126727Why is she so SEX
>>734130476i don't wanna
>goldshit
>>734130232Assuming you have 900 wit (90% skill proc rate), one green, two early race skills, and Groundwork, then 0,9˄3 = 0.729 = a 72.9% chance of activating everything you need including Groundwork. That's pretty bad, so you'll want at least two green skills, because depending on how you look at it, failing to activate TTL can be just as bad as failing to activate Groundwork, at least when you're competing with other fronts
>>734130476K
Curren for hardcoreFalco for slowplay
>>734125792Which one do I join if I'm a sporadic fuck that will flatline for a few days at a time at random because I already play too many games that demand a fucking daily tithe?
>>734130575today is only registration so you still have 3 more days until round 1
>>734130645To be honest, if TTL didn’t proc then your Front isn’t gonna win that round
I wish there was a pity system for parent runs. I can't hear anymore of Ryan's shrill voice or i'm going to launch my PC out of the window.
>>734130736Oh, that's plenty of time to waste on a doomed loser.
>>734130720/herse/
>>734130476There was no reason for this post to be deleted.
>>734130645Yeah but this is in the context of filling out the rest of your team slots in a Falcon solo-carry CM.
>>734130691Falco likes all the play
>IMG_
>>734130678YOWZA
>>734129336Does anyone have any input?
Did Teiohours start early or something
>>734127390damn shes fluffy
First Anni detail is out
>>734130938Indian hours (scatman)
>>734130982>details>doesn't detail anythingwe'll get like 13k gibs and 160 free rolls total
>>734130996What plagues a man to the degree that he must spam 3DPD gay scatporn in the catalog?
JAAAA JA JA JA JA DEEEEEEESU*yoink*
>>734130982>no gibsCYJEWS AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>610k retention lineits over
Do your legend races
>>734131184Were you not told that you can only use 5 clocks in one MANT career?
Do any end closer users have any comment on using Pump for this CM? Is it not worth running Ryan's compatibility over a generic Oguri borrow or something like that instead?
>>734131262Its per race
>>734130982Not again
>>734131070Uma Derangement Syndrome is no joke
>>734131305Nah, it's for the whole career.
>>734131305It's for the whole career
>>734131262No one was told that, still assuming you use all five during at least 100 ace runs over the course of the scenario that's still 500 clocks
Is Digitan's support card gold skill good enough to use at 0lb?
>>734125016Is twin turbo really that shit?
I need Casino Drive in my life
Which club point card after Narita Brian?
>no gibs Dailies dropped, shoes withdrawn and campaign halted. Take it for what you will danchou.
>>734131282The activation area is too tight and there are way too many fronts/paces to be worth it you might trigger it once every 20 races when the stars align
>>734131437Why are you gay?
>>734131427I don't know much about her but I think she is the Archeops of Umamusu
>>734131438suzuka
>>734131409What, assuming MANT will be running for 3 months isn’t that at least 1350 Clocks?
Just brought a wrong Falcon for the legend race and somehow still beat Dober.
>>734131438Team Sirius iirc. It's pretty cool. You can date with each of the members and they will give you different stats/skills according to their running styles/personality
>>734131437She is pretty bland to be honest
>>734131523>according to their personalityUh oh
>>734130367>>734130437Just tell me about it man. I'd rather know
>>734131437>tfw she represents the mid 20th century Aegas aesthetic thats long gonealso it got me wondering, does Vegas even have a large horseracing tradition within the broader American context? It's just California going back to Seabiscuit, Kentucky/South, and the Northeast where the old money was, right?
>>734131589>>734131523It's also a requirement to get Supreme Racist Spe.
>>734131449thanks, thats good to know, makes adjustments easier
>>734131523>You can date with each of the membersWhy are we such whores?
>>734131523Had no idea that was a club card.
