Heh.
>>734689391>woman tries to be funny>has to talk about sex
>>734689391i don't get it
>>734689391Good one xister!
>the joke is sex, get it ?
>>734689391people who make or laugh at this shit have IQ hardcapped at 70
>>734689391this is just a wordier, less funny version of the "wario is there" tweet
>>734689861Have sex.
I have never had sex
>>734689391>i have a vagina please laugh
>>734689924The setup is sex. The punchline is Waluigi.
>>734690219Still better than "I hate muh waif" -boomer comedy.
>>734689934you're supposed to goon to their OC
>>734690342theres probably million of different reasons you would hate your wife and you can make a different joke about any of them. theres only one joke about vaginas
>>734689861The setup is sexual equivocations to the game. The punchline is the unexpected mentioning that Waluigi is watching you have sex.
>wrong holeThere is no wrong hole.
>>734689391>too lazy to make the final panel unique so she just closes her eyes
I laughed at the Waluigi line.
>>734689391This is a Facebook joke. This is something your dad screenshots and sends to you because he vaguely knows you like video games.
>>734690342Yeah a wife I box LOL
>>734690342not really
xD
>>734690459And the hidden punchline to most of these is>you actively put yourself in this situation by getting into rushed marriage with a person you didn't even know well or like that much
>>734690342Neither of them are funny. I'm usually baffled at what most people consider funny though, I prefer my comedy to come through a more jaded veneer and be purely absurd however
>>734689391sex with... uuuh western Gwynevere
>>734689391
>>734689391If it was more concise, less cringe, and kept the Waluigi line it may have been a good joke.
>>734690823LOL
>>734689723And you like that. You always want it to be about sex, you just remember times when you tried and failed.
>>734690342>>734690823You know, being a loser who can't even achieve what normal people used to do with 98% success rate just a couple of decades ago is nothing to be proud of...
>>734689723Every female comedian
>>734692092Yeah, look where we ended up. I'm so glad these fuckers let cum stew in them for 9 months just so I can pay fucking taxes to bomb children
>>734692753You're also paying the meal ticket for all those immigrants that are in detention facilities. Makes you wish they'd go get a fucking job, huh?
>>734689391Sex is really like mario kart, im not involved
>>734692896They renovated my house for a fraction of what local tradesmen charge.
>woman "comedian">99% of her "jokes" are about either her vagina, sex or her (ex) boyfriends/husbands
>>734689391>comedy comes in threes>uses 4koma format because webcomic>five examples when two and the waluigi punchline would be fine>adds additional comment at the end to kill punchline>hatching for shading and color shading at the same timeWas this made by an AI or something? What a fucking mess.
>you have to be careful not to go in the wrong holeWhat does that even mean in the context of Mario Kart
I'm definitely better at sex than I am at Mario Kart but I'm definitely not better at sex than I am at CTR.
>>734689391XD banana looks like a penis.
>>734689391Haha, yeah
>>734693981why does he look like andrew hussie
>>734693981I hate him so much why does he have a different but equally offputting face in every single panel
>>734693981you know what I take back what I said, the first face is overwhelmingly the worst
>>734693981hey cool it with the slurs ok?
Why does so much female media, comedy, and interest revolve around sex?It's either that or serial killers
>>734693981black women love cracker dick
>>734694495Ayo dey dun made pot of greed a real nigga lmaooooo
>>734690141Me neither.Wanna fuck or something?
>>734694495Women's lives revolve around getting their holes filled. Also Jewish comedians like Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman promote whorish behavior among the goyim. And female "comedians" imitate them because it's the thing to do.
>>734692896Gotta be grateful for the opportunity to do so as well, I would hate to bring the mood down
>>734690823KEK
>>734689391She's speaking in riddles...
>>734694679xD
>>734689391I always underestimate how hard it is to make these when I try to do one
>>734694539do you think that freak's father killed himself?
>>734689391Our hero is such a happy cuck.
>>734690823
>>734693661Dont fall out of bounds i guess. But that doesn't really make sense because then there is no right hole
>>734689391I give it +5 points for going somewhere I didn't expect and -5 points for not being funny.
>>734695616Weed eater
>>734695220post goldenface edit
>>734695248
>>734694495She looks like a ww2 propaganda poster
>>734693981
>>734694539i don't get it
Giddy up.
>>734689391Walugi watching made it funny again.
>>734694539I looked like there was going to be a drawing of dickbutt behind the picture
>>734697971hanging up trannies is transphobic
>>734689391As a former comic artist I really hate when people animate gestures or poses that don’t logically follow what the character is saying. I hate to use the word performative but it really is.
>>734694495is that a body type A or body type C?
>>734691412I'm glad that everyone agrees that Alex is shredded
>>734695205Daaayum Right! Mmmm-Mmm!
>>734689924No. I don't get it.
>>734695248ok i laughed
Wait are we posting comics?
>>734690823Everyone can stop now, the thread won't get any better than this.
>>734693981I'M GONNA WIIIIIIIIIINNNN
>>734700612Nope.
>>734689723>>womanyes anon I'm sure it's actually a woman behind this you retarded monkey
>>734696887
>>734690494>unexpectedHow is that unexpected?
GET OFF MY BOARD WENCH!
>>734689391This is what happens when a male hobby becomes a female hobby, not only do the games suck, but the community jokes and memes become unfunny and dry as well.
>>734690823i dont get it
women like sex more than men
>>734692236>>734689723Why are there so many incels out today
>>734699645That’s not what he said…
>>734701242>women like sex more than they like menYes>women like sex more then men like sexNigger are you out of your fucking mind. there have been two epidemics in YOUR LIFETIME that only existed because gay men could not just stop fucking other random gay men in the ass for a LITTLE WHILE.
>>734689391i can't even edit this shit for fun, it's just 4 indentical panels and words words...
>>734690823Haha classic!
>>734701708nah man the only difference is that men have easy access to good sex, just look, for women its completely normal to have sex toys as a guy you're a degenerate pervert if you have one. if you're ever with a woman that really likes you shell probably wanna have sex more than you can physically do it
>>734701285Happily married, so I don't have to pretend women or troons are funny.
>>734702024>Happilyyeah we believe you
>>734689391SEX LOL PENIS IN VAGINA LMAO CUMMING
>>734689723>expecting the hole to not talk about its only use
>>734690823always gets me
>>734689391Only thing I can clean from this is this bitch is very bad at Mario Kart
>>734689391If you have to explain it it's not funny
>it's another episode of "neopuritan retards who can't handle sex jokes invading /v/"
>>734695253if he had any decisiveness or moral integrity he wouldn't have a tranny child to begin with, would he?
>>734703350What part of that comic is explaining the joke
>>734700863wario would never hold a fart in
>>734703107is this ironic autisim or unironic autism?
>>734701708homos very obviously don't count
>>734703560it's unironic autism pretending to be ironically autistic
>>734690823Classic
>>734689391Wait... why is she actually so funny tho??
>>734703506Nana's Everyday Life reference?In year 2026?Damn, I need to catch up on like... everything Dan did in the past decade.
>>734689723I watch this show called Kill Tony i won't bother explaining it in depth but basically if your name is pulled from a bucket you have a minute to impress a comedian with your stand-up. The reason I'm mentioning this is because every single woman who comes up does this. It's awful not only is it always about sex but it's also not funny which is even worse
>>734703794bro he killed himself in 2018
>>734701285You are not and will never be a woman.
>>734703881>Kill TonyBased.
>>734702196Kek this troon can't imagine happiness classic>>734703383It actually just sucks and no amount of samefagging will change that
>>734703929>he killed himself in 2018chat is this real?
>>734704097No, these days he makes AI shitposts
>>734703929I doubt that, he just likes to tease.
>>734689391ooooo i ged itthe joge is benis in bagina
>>734704026dude we get it you like tranny porn but you have to stop projecting
>>734704207Arguably worse
>>734704207*something makes ai shitposts
>>734704208And since we're already on the trip down memory lane, I'd like to point out Dan was buttbuddies with moot and used to draw 4chan anniversary promos.So, how many of those can you recognize?
>>734704601any newfag that can't name literally every single one needs to urgently murk loar
>>734703637that is so incredibly based
>>734705658idk about that but the ">>this is what moslems acually believe" thing is reasonably funny
>>734689723>>734689924Isn't like 90% of the "jokes" you guys here say all the time about sex too? If not, it's saying slurs like nigger or something.
>>734703995>>734703881>unironic Kill Tony watchersThat whole comedy scene is dogshit, none of them are funny
>>734706076comedy at its fundamentals is a subversion of expectations. which is why a woman going ">what if x but sex" isn't funny, it's entirely in line with expectations
>>734693981Wholesome chungus
>>734706176>comedy at its fundamentals is a subversion of expectations. which is why a woman going ">what if x but sex" isn't funny, it's entirely in line with expectationsBut that's not the joke. The joke is that it's a really obvious and lame sex comparison until the inexplicable addition of Waluigi throws the entire thing into question.
>>734706176>comedy at its fundamentals is a subversion of expectationsyet guys always make the same jokes too so wears the subversion?
>>734706551it's a cuck joke m8
>>734694495
>>734706598the claim is that vanishingly few women are funny, not that every redditor can tell a joke
>>734690565You now remember the medical casestudy about the woman and her husband who thought her urethra was her vagina.
>>734706795i trust that one about as far as i trust the coof studies tbqh
>>734706610sounds more like voyeurism to me
>>734706610But she didn't say "someone is watching from the chair", she specified Waluigi. That's why it's funny.
>>734706956anon i have some bad news to tell you about 'voyeurism'...
>>734707042I'm listening.
>>734689391>women: The only thing valuable about me is sex! Well it's all I'm good for really.
>>734707202to someone fucking. not fucking them.
>>734707231very unfair. women are also good for housekeeping and minding (but not raising) young children.
>>734689391why does this comic give me dobson vibes
>>734707451does it? i'm just getting "busty fat chick pretending she has a waistline" (i don't care, bring the tits)
>>734693981>white man just thinking about the game and what character he is>black woman makes it about seething racial hatred
>>734706096That's what makes it great. You wouldn't get it.
>>734703794>Damn, I need to catch up on like... everything Dan did in the past decade.i just read Let's Clean the Moon and found it quite good
dan is a brilliant artist that desperately needs an editor to tell him what to do
>>734698765
>>734708897chat is this antisemitic
>>734694495Because women genuinely have zero life or interests besides social positioning of which their only tool is having a warm hole
>>734689391There are holes in Mario Kart? Right holes at that?
>>734689723i thought it was funny
>>734694539
>>734709101no you just thought you wanted to have sex with her (you won't)
>>734692098Should have been milking crummy Pokemon creatures for their water
>>734689391DUDE WALUIGI LMAO
>>734707305>women are also good for housekeepingMen are better at it, they just have more important matters to attend to so its left for womenThe best chefs are male
>>734709574cooking fine meals is not mere housekeeping
>>734703881I watched some kill tony shorts, and I gotta say: A whole fucking bunch of them is also the dudes talking about fucking, wanting to fuck, and hot chicks / strippers / hookers. Is it really female comedians, or is it just that you remember every time a female comedian talks about sex as "They only talk about sex" but when louis C.K. Talks about how the thinks about sex fucking CONSTANTLY you don't note that as a negative? Joe Rogan did a whole unfunny bit where he was humping a stool on stage. Tom Segura has an extended bit on 69ing. Stavros Halkias talks about fucking a lot, Andy Samberg's "Lonely Island" had a whole hugely popular song called "I Just Had Sex". Also:>KilltonyI mean you gotta play to your audience right? Look at what kind of shithole killtony is. What kind of audience they have. Do you think ANYONE would appreciate the comedy of Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, or Hannah Gadsby in that room? Bonus: Tony Hinchcliffe is HILARIOUSLY insecure. You can see him fucking SEETHING every time someone roasts him or generally makes a joke about him. He fucking HATES it. It's my favourite part by far. I'm so tempted to become a comedian just to get on Killtony and mock that dude to his face, lmao.
>>734689723>woman tries to be funny>has to talk about waluigi
>>734709574>>734709661i guess i'll have to give femoids a point here: some of them (sadly far from all) learn to cook decent food
>>734709661i'm sure if cleaning was worth keeping track of men would be more pro at it too
>>734709756big 'if' desu, i can think of a thousand things i care about more than the dustbunny i'm looking at right now
>>734689391>tfw bad at Karting and have to resort to the battery operated bullet bill
>>734709868have you tried inserting your penis inside the fat chick? supposedly they like that
>>734693518I believe the statement at the end serves to gloss over the Waluigi bit and make all of the points seem like they're just a matter of course.That specific line:>Very similar experience overall Rubs me the wrong way though, and there probably exists a better statement to put there instead.The rest of what you said is probably right.
>>734708332The Austin Comedy scene is basically just the same shit as late night TV shows that can't stop bringing up Trump but for the other side of the ZOG coin
>>734708897holy shit I tried so hard to find this a few weeks ago and just could not find it. Even went on Internet Archive to go through his old non-MSPA comics one by one to see if I could find it and it was just not there.
>>734695248>very simian overall
>>734709846you illustrate my pointmen place a higher priority on things that aren't cleaning so they leave it to the woman of the house because she has nothing better to do, not because she's more talented at curing itthe filthiest women live just as if not more disgustingly and cluttered as the filthiest men
>>734710004to repeat a by this point very tepid take, "stand up comedy" is just evangelical preaching for the wokeif you want a more room temperature take, "woke" is just 21st century puritanismto get a little hotter>liberalism (puritanism (calvinism (judaism)))
>>734709908Yeah, but when I get the golden mushroom I can't help but spam it until it runs out. Women don't like that despite all the karting I've watch were they pretend to love it.They prefer a more patient man that knows how to use green shells and hit all the walls just right.
>>734710356i skimmed this shit and concluded its retarded as shit, don't reat it
>>734710464*read
>>734708897Fucking accurate.
>>734710464Thank you for warning future generations, you're a hero John
>>734689723>naughty nectar comics
>>734710072
>>734697454This one is awesome
