windows bros, we are so back!!
>>735375354>update for stuff that was default in W10LOL!
Will they undo the TPM 2.0 requirement blocking older PCs from upgrading?
>>735375354still the best Windows
>>735375354none of this is happening and you know it
Windows updates can already be paused forever, i actually shrank my size down.
>>735375354The sad part is that the update might break more than it fixes. And 99% of windows users will delay the update for as long as possible because they're been taught updates break everything.
>>735375354WaitChads ALWAYS win. I will switch to the real version of win11 after my win10 security updates are done in a year.
>>735375354The notepad thing was pure cancer.Notepad was for mundane shit like editing .bat files and grocery lists. Why did they chose that of all places to embed AI and store history?
>>735375354They're only scaling back Copilot stuff because they are putting it behind the premium license.
they literally do not have the manpower to achieve this. they fired all their senior engineers in favor of indians and downstream nepo hires
>>735375354we never left windows 10
>>735375542I still remember when people were pissed because XP required twice the RAM of Windows 98/2000 and didn't do anything extra except have a shitty "Fisher Price" theme.
>>>/g/
>>735375354Is that fake? All these things are default windows things.
How many PCs will the vibecoding jeets at MS brick this time?
>>735375354doubt it
>>735375527They got rid of it on the LTSC edition so it's technically possible. That being said, I doubt they will do it on consumer editions.
They have to fix it for the Helix.
>>735375354Too late. Nuked my Windows partition today after Windows Update got stuck on searching for updates for 30 minutes. Suck my cock, Billiam.
>>735375354Saars we will improved the experience of the Windows do not leave! DO NOT LEAVE YOU BENCHOD WE WILL FUCK YOU UP! WHY ARE YOU LEAVE SAAR WHY ARE YOU LEAVING OUR CODE IS BRAHMIN GOOD SAAR WITH HELP OF CHATGPT NOT LIKE DALIT HAND CODE! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING!!!
>>735375354>Microslop getting tired of being called "Microslop">Finally attempts to pull back on the slop in their Microslop official products>But doesn't completely remove the slopPanicking. Bully them harder.
>>735375354>movable taskbar confirmedI thought this was impossible because the code for it didn't exist anymore and they couldn't possibly re-create it.
>>735375667cause they were retardsI could leave my XP pc running for weeks without having to restartWin98 had to be restarted daily or even hourly due to poor memory management
>>735375705At this point just keeping a computer functional means you need to be a computer science expert and I hate it. Wangblows can detonate your PC at any time, and despite what you turn off, it WILL turn one drive back on, and your files WILL move to the cloud. Then they'll fail to sync. Wonderful. The solution is Linux which isn't hard but fuck me why not just rerelease Windows 7?
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>>735376093I just uninstalled OneDrive and forgot it existed until I made an admin account on my PC and switched my main one to just a user account.
>>735376109Why did he do it bros?
>>735375578https://blogs.windows.com/windows-insider/2026/03/20/our-commitment-to-windows-quality/
>>735375354Add support for Win7 again and THEN we'll talk
>>735376109will he ever return?
They are afraid and you would have to be in denial to think otherwise
>>735376109Was there any proof he actually downloaded any of it or that was even anything illegal within those files?
>>735376109He handled it in the most retarded way imaginable. He ignored it at first which was smart but when people started talking about the content he could have just said "Woah ok I did not know that was in there, someone on discord sent it to me and I was gonna check it out later. I am ending stream and asking around about this."All the drama would have dissipated in a week but he pretty much acknowledged looking at everything in there then looked up loli laws for Texas in the same stream
>>735376506>the guy who plays shitty gacha isnt a pedophileSure...
>>735376506>>735376109lacari kinda reminds me of this thread >>735362585
>>735375639That sounds like a wonderful decision.
>>735376506He said on stream he looks at that stuff and doubled down on having a porn addiction thinking somehow that would make him look better when the shit in there was creepy shit like family nudes
>>735376506there was nothing in the linkit was literally pornhub tier advertising for normal porn
>>735376506no definitive proof na, but they way he acted afterwards would lead most people to believe he was up to no good.
>>735376671sure thing buddy
>>735375542of course a fat neckbeard would wear this
>>735376671nice try lacari
>>735376506He had a few things with labels that only exist in pedo circles like family nudity and P*HC. If the FBI didn't snap up this low hanging fruit... No, fuck it, this was just a juicy peach that fell off the pedo tree and landed safely in the FBI's lap. I'd be shocked if nothing happened to him. Even if his shit was rolled and they found nothing, I'd be shocked if that didn't happen.
What made them realize they were taking a retarded direction?
>>735377038when they restricted upgrades from 10 to 11 because of 'hardware issues' despite claiming it was a lighter and less resource intensive OS
>>735376860>"heh, all that is legal buddy it's art and if you can-">*finds out loli is illegal in Texas*>"Oh fuck what do I do chat? How do I delete my drives? google AI help me Aghgha!"
>>735376860Yeah, but is there actually anything illegal when you download any of those? Or is it just viruses? Because that's the vibe I get when I see filenames like those.
>>735377038I don't know, maybe the daily dozen articles about windows sucking copious amounts of dick, the general reaction to AI agents from normal users and not dumb fucking vibe coders, the ever increasing amount of videos coming out about linux being a viable alternative and Valve pushing for it as well, and some software development companies considering porting shit, I'm fairly sure they're not blind to all of this.For fucks sake they have a microsoft employee leading one of the most recommended linux distros around these parts. They clearly know what the fuck is up.
>>735377220It doesn't matter if its illegal or not if you are actively seeking pedo adjacent content like nude famlies or loli. People, your audience realize that you would seek out the real shit if it was legal even if you hadn't already.Also loli is illegal in Texas and I think a few other states now.
>>735377038Damn near every update was making essential stuff not work, you'd have to be retarded to not realize it. People also very clearly do not want to use Copilot and they can't hide it anymore with disingenuous numbers
>>735375354If they can pull this off - and as plagued by jeets as they are, they surely won't - they might be able to salvage Windows 12. Windows 11 is forever a dead meme at this stage.
735377220This is a fat pedo in a future true crime video, soon to be sitting across a fat detective and claiming they one: didn't put those pictures on their phone but also trying to claim two: they didn't know the pictures they didn't know about, were illegal
>>735377405lmao why is texas so shit
>>735375354Maybe in a few years when Win10 becomes obsolete it won't be a pain to upgrade. Until then I'm switching to Linux when Win10 dies.
To be fair, until 2021, Win 10 was a completely unusable piece of garbage.So I'm sure at some point, Win 11 will be usable. And then 12 happens and it's again with the same bullshit.
>>735375354Yeah naw, I'm good.
>>735375354microslop can't vibecode their way out of bloat.
>>735376506>that was even anything illegal within those filesAnon, there was explicit child porn, as in actual human children, and zoophilic porn too, those two things are illegal almost all around the world.Still, I haven't seen them in person so I don't know the validity of those things.
>>735375354>major Windows 11 release >sincerely improving Windows 11>it's just removing a bunch of Windows 11 features >doesn't even go all the way (single monthly reboot???)Windows 11 is such a mess holy shit
>>735377956you should reboot your system like once a week
>>735375354>>735376241I'd be willing to dual boot this if they could also promise to play nice with Linux bootloaders from now on.
>>735377529>why is texas so shitPrude rightoid christians, but bear in mind that they're no different from leftists politicians who want to ban all porn altogether and have age verification embedded on your computer.If california hasn't banned porn already is because all porn producers and pedophile rings are there and he'd lose 90% of votes overnight, plus leftists are usually addicted to porn and sex.
>>735375354Lmao this is all fake. No possible way Microslop would ever listen to user feedback.>>735375542It was my favorite because I could just plug in a usb to people's computers to instantly run whatever silly shit I wanted without any user input. My go-to was nyancat in fullscreen IE
I'm fine on Linux right now, just hoping my korean gachas add linux support for the pc launcher, that is all
>>735376241Of course they say they're committed to genuine improvement but that doesn't mean they really are. I doubt Microsoft even has enough talent to do so anymore. At best they're dialing back the AI slop a bit because they can see the bubble pop on the horizon.All that's actually changed is they've pivoted from willful ignorance to the jeet solution to all problems: endlessly lying and trying to save face.
I've already made the switch, I can't see myself going back. Too late
>>735378073hey alright
>>735378073>>735377529>>735377405if it was all 2d, they will let him go, but media wont talk about itproblem lolibros have right now are normalfags using the 2d words to talk about the real thing, and using that to "hide" their files, so even if it says "loli" it might be 3DPD stuff, so be careful out there on the internet with terms you are familiar with, and only visit weeb sites you trust for it, even the guy arrested on the UK last year had the charges dropped and no one talked about it,Also iirc the Texas law went to far and might be dropped by the supreme court, so far no one has been actively arrested for it, its basically un-enforceable without affecting the entire media industry with "what ifs" and vague bsalso a massive problem with activists and retards reporting it as actual CP when teh FBI already went out of their way to tell them to stop reporting drawings unless its based on a real person
>>735375354> be windows 11> barely run on a pc in 2026> devs post changes that are already in place in windows 10> Linux gaming is over forever
>>735378665>> barely run on a pc in 2026just make it up
>>735376017They're not getting rid of copilot because it's unpopular. They're getting rid of it because it's unprofiitable. It being integrated into software you already bought cost them money. They accepted this loss to serve as a compelled demo of the full premium features of copilot, but have apparently discovered that being interrupted by an LLM while making a powerpoint just makes you want to quit your job and burn down the nearest data center.It's unclear how or if Microsoft or any provider of LLM services will actually turm a profit. The number of users willing to pay a fee which makes their use of the service profitable has turned out to be far less than expected, and will probably continue to decline as more and more people and, more importantly, companies, recognize these services for the toys that they are.
>>7353760937 is a meme. 10 is the only good windows ever made
April fools is in two weeks
>>735375354bait and switch. they will draw people back only to go full blast with all the shit later. screenshot this
>>735376860I looked it up, it's basically nothing. Shitty ads which I assume is from a porn torrent
>>735378073You forgot to mention its illegal to boycott israel here. Anyone who speaks good of texas is a fucking retard
>>735375354So they're just turning it into LTSC
>>735378650>with activists and retards reporting it as actual CP when teh FBI already went out of their way to tell them to stop reporting drawingsThe problem is that for a massive part of the population, they see drawings and immediately think of underage characters, so you could find yourself flying to the UK, getting your phone searched because you look like a nerd, ergo you have illegal shit on your phone, and getting your life ruined because a retarded police officer thinks the onsen scene in yuru camp is child porn, one of the most safe for work manga and anime you could ever find.
>>73537884210 is the worst windows ever made. It introduced 75% of the negative things 11 has. I never had to troubleshoot this shit as much on different people's PCs with any other Windows version as with 10. Updates were a lottery, it got me used to format and reinstall for fucking anything because it kept being a worthless piece of shit that would break with updates. It's the only version of Windows to introduce by default a way to basically restart your computer to apply updates without your fucking consent (until it had to get an update to make this not the default). People quickly forget how awful this OS was because by the time 7 was still fairly supported.
>people defending win7/win10they're both bloated as fuck
>>735376109>>735376506Was it loli or pizza?I remember a streamer having a "recent files" entry with the name of a pizza video on stream lmao.But that was in the early days of twitch where it probably wasnt THAT much of a scandal.
>>735378842It's ok once you tinkertranny and turn off hundreds of settings in the registry, group policy and general settings sure.
>>7353791587 is dogshit. Slow as fuck, the compositor is literally so shitty and slow even just browsing files has a lot of latency. Also the system gets slower and slowe and slower the more system updates you install, windows 10 is the only windows without that issue
>>735379430it was literally nothing because no website would actually host that kind of content publicly
>>735379098Im not even from the US and saw your governor doing conferences surounded by Israel flags, im not even on the camp on hating Israel or jews but damn they are not helping fawn the flames
>>735379383I'm not using windows currently so maybe it's just bad luck. Whenever I'm on a another computer family, friends, library, why is the search so slow? You press the windows key, you type and it takes way too long to get results. And then the top results are some browser search. If I wanted to google something, I would've opened up my browser and googled it. I'm obviously searching for something locally installed on my device. The fuck is this shit. Atleast make it a winget(the package manager) search. That would atleast actually be useful if the program isn't already installed.
>>735378013It's not about rebooting, its about microshaft being so high on their farts and forcing updates down your throat, to the point they think they have the authority to reboot your computer and remove their customer's choice
>>735375354Never going back to Microslop
Honestly with windows 11 so far aside from minor things its been pretty good at getting older games to run compared to 10 and before.I played Arcanum and Fallout with out much issue recently, even got E&B emulator to work with out having to mess with files/registry
>>735379140yes, the mayority of the population is retarded, social media doesnt help when being prude gives you extra social points and a moral highground
I will not install windows 11I will not use copilotSuck my dick
Does it even matter when soon they'll all be filled with spyware?
Damn I guess they're desperate for people to upgrade into the latest spyware. I wonder how much the NSA is paying them?
i will simply continue to use debian
>>735380241NSA have backdoors in all modern CPUs, they don't need Windows.
>>735375354I'm installing CachyOS when the extended support end. I don't do it right now because I'm lazy.And the fact that this is written on my screen shows the audacity of those retards. I'll not buy a new pc just to be able to use a piece of software that should work perfectly fine on my machine.
>>735379954gaming aside, Windows has many more problems with privacy and basic cybersecurity, at least on Linux you need to get hacked by an actual turbomad hacker nerd or government agency if you are under investigation, on windows you can get a lot of bullshit by missclicking and file or bad update by a random scammer with no middle school I've been recomending Linux, that look like windows, to people that are more tech illiterate just so they can do documents and do their basic stuff with more safety
>>735375542I don't care if you're nostalgic for it or what, trying to make an OS fashionable is RETARDED
>>735380506Look if you can't figure out a way to get LTSC or bypass the requirements you're not going to have a good time on Linux when something goes wrong.
>>735375354cool and all , still not updateing in fear of bricking my entire hardware :)
>>735375354Imagine having any hope in jeetsoft
>>735378073I geninuely dont understand banning porn, you have safe, high trust societies out there with porn and they dont need all this bs
>>735375354>monthly rebootdo tennoids really
>>735380709you dont need to be a nerd to use Linux, beyond learning to never mess with your Nvidia drivers manually because IT WILL FUCK UP something with lingering symptoms that will eventually show up months down the line
>>735375354>Windows 8 part 2They never learn.
I'll wait until another year of updates before even trying it out
>>735380850Because porn invites sexual deviancy, which also invites personal exploration and independence, pivoting away from traditions and, most importantly, control. So banning it under the guise of moral indecency or protecting children is a way of attempting to remain in control.
>>735380963I know. However something will go wrong eventually and even if it's as simple as searching an error code and pasting something rule 1 of Linux btw, these types of people couldn't figure out that's all you have to do to get IoT LTSC or using Rufus to bypass Microjew's requirements like TPM, Ram etc.
>>735380873man your fans will be fucked. they have a maximum life of online time. i save mine by switching it off
>>735375354lolThey're panicking
>>735375354>>735376241This is why the whole "year of the Linux desktop" is so fucking retarded. Like 0.3% of users switched to Linux due to Microsoft actively fucking with the OS due to their untouchable market dominance, so what? It was obvious that eventually the backlash would make MS reconsider at least partially.Linuxtards fought tooth and nail to win over 1.5% or so userbase over a decade, and 99% of that gain gets wiped out the moment MS decides "ok lets tone down the fucking up a little bit". Linux is like the loser in highschool that Stacy gave attention to for 5 minutes once when Chad made her angry and she wanted to make him jealous.
>>735379691lmao
>>735379936That always pissed me off about windows updates. If they stick to it I'll be so happy.I don't mind updating, but don't disable features because you feel like there's a security risk. Just tell me and let me decide.
>>735381289you have no idea how retarded people are with tech, the amount of slow phones out there with every single app running on the backgroundOr people closing an app and panicking because they think they deleted it is outstandingThe vast mayority of 4k TVs never play anything beyond 1080p and no one notices
>>735375354Is the W11 LTSC version worth it? I'm on W10 LTSC right now and I'm thinking about it.
>>735375354doubt, it'll be full of more AIslop bullshit and they'll be reading your shit more than ever before, i'll believe this if my dogshit win11 laptop with 3gb ram can have both discord and youtube open at the same time
>>735381289>Linuxtards fought tooth and nail to win over 1.5% or so userbase over a decadeThey won me over so that counts as a win in my book. Not going back to Windows just cause Microsoft admitted they fucked up. It should never have gotten this bad in the first place, and I have no faith they won't fuck it up again.
>>735381489I am also on 10 LTSC and waiting on 11 LTSC to be good. As far as I know, it still got hit with the React bullshit which is why I'm waiting. Assuming MS does what OP states, it will probably be a good time to switch with the next 11 LTSC version.We have until 2032 anyway so there's no hurry.
>>735375354Uh-huh, and also my dog with sprout wings and fly to the Moon.
>>735381289>1.5%That's a lot of people.
>>735381289with the way normalfags are and just due to the nature of how bugs are fixed, that 1.5% will compound. the more people that switch over the faster it will keep happening and the faster we'll get better support. MS can't afford to just ignore it.
>>735375354Indian hands typed these notes
>>73538167399% of people who switched over (who are way way fewer than Linuxfags try to tell you, just look at Steam hardware surveys) will be back on Windows within 6 months. 90% within 1 month.
>>735375354
>>735375354I'll believe it when I see it
>>735381839same but for people switching from consoles to pc
>>735381864I wish I was this good at coding.
>>735376506My nigga MadTad getting van'd for cp again
>>735381839Already happened, latest hardware survey shows Windows is gaining again, and not by a small amount either. Retards seethed at MS for fucking up 11, went "fuck you I won't switch from 10 to 11, I'll move to Linux!", and after a month or so they quietly switched to 11.