why does a combat droid require a modeled vagina?
>>735606909For improving morale
>>735606909decreases the chances of them being destroyed by the enemy when captured
for combat sex
>>735606909Oil exhaust
Dumbest design ever and the best part is that some gooners were like "oh yeah, I wanna fuck this hunk of metal!".
>>735607631gooner shit over chastised dykes and trannies anyday
>>735607631They don't even want to fuck it. They want to jerk off while watching someone else fuck it.
>>735607736Joker deserves her from their time together Shepard has enough girls
>>735606909Jeff's morale
>>735606909to distract enemies
>>735606909Extraction of DNA to analyse biological strengths and weaknesses of the enemy.
"Dr. Eva Core" would obviously need to be capable of fucking people if she was going to be a proper sleeper agentThe real question is why Cerberus only had one of those robots on staff
>>735606909
>>735606909to castrate rapists
>>735606909Designed to be an infiltration botProbably was slutting it up with that fake vagina to get access to privileged systems and information
>>735609101Lol what kind of name is Electronic Visual Assistant Core, don't know who is dumber TIM or Mars Security for that one.
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Just put your dick into this cold hard metal tube, what's the worst that could happen
>>735610561edi literally explains how the body can become soft and hard on a whim
>>735606909Actually that's a vulva.
>>735610589Yes, you are sticking your dick into what can be at any moment a cold hard metal tube.
>>735610812and at any moment a regular woman could just bite through your cock in the middle of a blowjob, because apparently consensual sexual encounters for you must always involve some kind of sudden nightmare twist
>>735610897The machinations of a regular woman are more predictable than an AI.
>>735606909She was a spy droid with combat capability.
>>735610897>some kind of sudden nightmare twistWell....yeah?!
>>735606909It's supposed to be a perfect infiltration unit powered by the closest thing to(at the time)artificial intelligence. It's an operative, and sometimes operatives have to fuck their way into places and without the proper parts you can't do that. It's a terminator that can fuck, that's all.
>>735606909Becuse it looks good and the audience for eeverything is normal and straight
>>735607631>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMALITY BAD!!
Based
lmfao @ this thread
what the fuck were they thinking
>>735613004They were thinking about making money, since money is what you get when you cater to normal straight people and keep shit nobody wants out
>>735613396why didn't they think to pander to normal people by making a good game instead of a piece of shit?
>>735613428Making pieces of shit doesn't cater to normal people either, even if I'd say lack of hot babes is more detrimental to public reception since many people are shiteaters, but nobody at all likes desexualization and lack of hot babesBasically have good games with hot sexualized babes aimed at straight normal people or don't make games at all
>>735606909there's no way this is real
>>735614937Its either shooped or a mod. I remember switching to her other outfit because this one was boring
>>735606909>combat droidthe actual body (and outfit) belonged to an espionage android so it starts to make a lot more sense
>>735614937>>735615035it's real
>>735606909She was an infiltration droid. If caught she had a mass effect powered onahole to milk the guards into compliance.
>>735606909Why would you build a robot you couldn't fuck?
>>735609101>The real question is why Cerberus only had one of those robots on staffProbably horrendously expensive to make and after the first one got punked somebody decided that they're not worth the price tag.
>>735615413Because that's the last threshold before the AI-uprising
>>735609101Cerberus had to repurpose AI for their own use, they didn't program them outright, and the sleeper bot wasn't a VI. EDI was the AI Shepard killed on the moon.
>>735606909Literally so it can fuck Seth Green's character. Did you play the game?
>>735606909They don't
>>735606909it's not a combat droid, it's an infiltration droid built to spy on a bunch of scientist nerds. making her chassis as hot as possible was absolutely vital to the mission
>>735606909Didn't they censor this in the shitty remaster?
>>735606909She was an espionage AI, even in the future base carnal instinct will always trick people.
>>735619059thisbetter to make smart people think with their dick instead of their brain when infiltrating their top secret science facility
>>735607631>Dumbest design everWhy do you think mass effect was successful? When bioware dropped this type of game design, their games started bombing. This is so elementary that only an educated person would be stupid enough to miss it. Educated idiots.
>>735613004>>735606909is this real, lmao
>>735620420>reddit frog poster>retarded
>>735620496She's got her punani hanging out, bro.Are YOU for real???
>>735606909>>735613004Imagine the chafingImagine the calluses
>>735606982This.
>>735606909The illusive man was canonically trying to make a robo clone of one of his bitches so of course he'd give it a pussy
>>735615975Allegory of trans women trying to live in trump ameriKKKa
Imagine being so jealous of real vaginas that you cry on 4chan about a video game vagina. You will never be a woman, stop being so jealous of a video game.
>>735606909>modeled vagina>no modeled buttholeI hate this world.
>>735606909New Jersey
>>735621876No one's crying though, everyone's laughing because this shit is ridiculous
>>735621992just stop being gay
>>735620837>They put EDI into TIM's sexbot replica of one of his dead fuck buddiesWhat's next, commander shepherd wearing wifebeaters?
>>735620805what the absolute fuck is this translation
>>735622317Plastic surgery
>>735606909I liked her better when she was the ships AI
>>735606909she's an infiltration seduction model based off of TIM's first and probably only love
>>735623167what a cuck
>>735606909The better question is how did they get away with it?
>>735626203This was right before Anita devastated the industry, journo scum got exposed and BioWare got utterly buckbroken by the ending controversy and started hating their fans.
>>735606909Lol, jokers girlfriend had everyone on the team inside her.
>>735626917It really was a completely different time. Ashley being racist was actually seen as a negative.
>>735627040They made a movie about that actually
People getting upset over Edi have never played the game because her body gives her genuinely so much personality and makes any scene with her and Joker so much cuter and bringing her on missions is great because she's dead ass the funniest fucking character in the series.
>>735607631>goonersthe only gooners are subhumans like you
>>735626917>>735626956I miss her, bros.
>>735627379On the flips sideDeath to Clankers
>>735607736>They don't even want to fuck it. They want to jerk off while watching someone else fuck it.Retarded projecting
>>735627402A few years back, bioware said that hiring star power doesn't work.
>>735627546Because the RoI isn't there.
>>735627586And then you see how they squandered the star power they did have.
>>735627402If she actually looked like that I'd fuck her. Instead she looked like a bloated, square faced retard with buck teeth.
>>735627641Or how they hired someone like Kumail Nanjiani, or mr. Sarah Michelle Gellar.
>>735627379This is truth. The ME3 squad is honestly so stacked. The weakest link is unironically the vermire survivor
>>735627656All she needs is Bioware doing an honest job in her face scan. If they bring her back again.>>735627695And then listen to the VAs they are currently employing.
>>735627806If it means hearing people that I want to listen, go back, Bioware.
We'll bang, ok
>>735627586AH BLOODY ICON
>>735627845Give me Yvonne, give me Kimberly Brooks, give me Courtenay Taylor. I can do without Ali Hillis, though.
>>735627897Ali, great girl, I am sure, but the Liara voice is just plain boring, imo.
>>735627695>Kumail NanjianiHoly shit, I forgot. The only recognizable actors in Andromeda were him and that chick from GoT and they both hired in the most absolute nothing roles. I don't fucking get it. ME1 was so fucking good at using voice actors, fucking John Cleese was in Jade Empire, what HAPPENED?>you now remember that they got Troy Baker for ME3 only to have him voice a plank and say "enemies regrouping" in the MP
>You can straight up see Aller's nipples sticking on in LE3Damn. Why'd they bother removing Miranda's butt shots again?
>>735627973I would strongly urge her to try something else for Liara, but it is too late at this point.
>>735606909Lmao, didn't even let the gay light child finish his dumb monologue before I started blasting. Sent this dumb toaster to the same scrap heap as the squids and backstabbing geth. Cry about it Joker you balding gimp
>>735606909>why does a combat droid require a modeled vagina?To give soldiers a harder experience when in battle
>>735628029Yeah. They wasted Natalie Dormer on Dr. Lexi T'Perro, instead of making her the face and voice of Cora, and making her basically the role she played in The Hunger Games. Wasted!>>735628038Yvonne has been improving her performances so much, its insane.
>>735627656>totally nailed shepard, jack, samara etc.>fucked up mirandawtf were they doing
>>735621640I WISH that was true
>>735628152I mean, I get that you would have to watch The Handmaid's Tale to see it, but we could be seeing it in Mass Effect instead, if Bioware weren't cucks.
Miri thread? Based.
>>735628220The hatefucking between these two would be so hot, it would burn the Normandy's systems.>>735628228Just imagine the next game getting some precision capture, or P-Cap as they call it, for Yvonne's face, and we actually got an accurate Miranda.
>>735628247Indeed. I am sorry I hijacked it from the clankers.>>735628361I know there are people that say "Shepard's story is over" or "I don't want current Bioware touching Shepard".
>>735628432But even if they do fuck it up, it's just one more Bioware game to ignore. That's it.
>>735628432We can call it a Cerberus thread.
>>735628486Imagine getting captures of these faces with tech similar to Death Stranding 2. Imagine an Yvonne with Lea Seydoux fidelity.
>>735606909She was a spy
>>735628531>Cerberus threadAs long as Cerberus is just EDI and not Brooks, Tim and Lengposting.I gotta draw the line somewhere.
>>735628706Add Jacob to that shitlist as well
>>735628594I mean, if it shelves ME and shuts down Bioware, it's not like a new protagonist and cast would save it, either.
I think it's time to play the trilogy again. I miss western games.
>>735628763Would you believe me if I said I forgot he existed?>>735628779So if they're going down, at least we might as well get the most out of them right?
>>735628706>end of rine intesifies
>>735628850It's unlikely that it will give us Overwatch levels of "side" content, but it might put us on par with RE/Witcher.
>>735629017Miri is just the best.
>>735629072I mean, for me Jack>Miri, but objectively, Miri>all
>>735629135Also, her returning alongside most of the OT crew in full squad capacity, with Shepard as the protagonist, is Bioware's last chance to make a buck.
Mass Effect fact of the dayMiranda's butt shot restoration mod is currently ranked 24th of ~2500 total mods in terms of downloads for ME LE
>>735629261Can you imagine seeing a bunch of unknowns and octogenarian Liara, 600 years in the future, all your friends are dead, and Bioware being like that'll be $70+tax+tip.
>>735629513And the journos would blame "the chuds" for the game failing.
>>735629629I don't know what audience there is for Mass Effect, from Bioware, without Shepard and the crew.
>>735626025she died in the First Contact War
>>735629687Also, irrelevant, in-game Miri proportions are ideal. I dislike the exaggerated stuff.
>>735629739>recreating your waifu in an android body and having her become a spy bot fucking random peopleyeah he's a cuck, unironically
>>735606909coombat droid
>>735629741I want to see some upper backside muscle definition, too.
>>735606909I didn't even know this was a thing but I want to play this game now. Can you fuck the robot?
>>735629920I don't think I've got any shots from Chuck that show that off. Yvonne's, I mean.
>>735629926You cannot.>>735630125I say that because during red carpet stuff she isn't at her peak physique, like she is during filming.
>>735630172How do you guys figure her physique looks like? Not that the catsuit doesn't reveal a lot.
>>735630245I mean, Jack's physique is rather evident here. Even in the game itself, but the tattoos don't allow for that definition to shine through.
>>735630385Delicious Jack abs. I want to see some delicious Miri abs, too.
>>735630486I think her physique would be quite similar to Kasumi's for upper body, but with a more thicc lower body.
>>735630580Backside, arms and obliques would be very defined.
>>735630664What do you guys think?
>>735630724She'd be like a Victoria's Secret Angel level on her off day.
>>735630785Any other boomers remember when that was a thing?
>>735630832Victoria's Secret, I mean.
>>735630879Back in the day, those models could coast along with a diet of cocaine.
>>735630724This one in particular is great
>>735630928Now you do cocaine, eat, and workout. Tough regiment.
>>735630941There are some that are even better, imo.>>735630989The cocaine helps, though. Not gonna lie.
>>735631051I mean, I get that you're looking for definition of the butte
>>735631139And loyalty black suit > default white suit
>>735606909>I read this as "combat foid"I need to leave this place
>>735631402Hold on, I am looking for something specific. You've probably see it before. Ah! Here it is.>>735631410Well, you're not wrong.
>>735631606I mean, I get it. It's not in the suit, there is no butte.But fuck me ...You know?
>>735607631Not really, in 50 years even normies will fuck robots and Mass Effect is what 150 years from now. It's actually a really realistic design. In space there will be no fatties, just big tits robo wives.
>>735631662Sorry if it wasn't relevant to your interests.
>>735631402black suit looks cool but white makes her tits & ass look bigger
>>735631606eyecolor bro
>>735631915Anyway, be right back. Gonna grab a bite.
miranda fag derailed another good thread
>slop spam
>>735631980I personally think it looks sexier.>>735631993Yeah. It's not perfect. But goddamn she looks good.
>>735606909literally done at the original owner's request, she wanted a robot body that could still be fucked and spent more money than the Illusive Man had on getting it absolutely perfect
>>735632016Listen, oh man, that was a good bite.Listen, if the thread topic was that good, it wouldn't get derailed by anything I did. And I already said I am sorry for hijacking.
>>735632120The way the IP is going, AI slop is the best we're gonna get, before the IP dies off completely. So get what you can, while you can.
>>735607736>They don't even want to fuck it. They want to jerk off while watching someone else fuck it.What they? This has nothing to do with being a gooner, you subhuman retard
>>735610984Least intelligent 4chan post of all time
>>735630172that's the good stuff
>>735633807Miranda is the good stuff.
>>735634316To continue the conversation here >>735630172What does your waifu's physique look like, in your mind. Does she look just like her actress? Does her background influence it in universe? Does she go above and beyond? How do you guys see it working?
>>735634410I think Miranda's backside would look like this.
>>735606909lubrication
>>735634660The front would look something like this.
>>735634746Maybe more tits, but that's a minor gripe.
>>735634879I mean, she is the perfect woman.
>>735634981I can't really get behind Bioware's mindset for the next games.
>>735632120They just cant help but post their digital scat in every fucking thread
>>735634981>perfect woman.>bucktooth
>>735635075Like, remember when we gave you the perfect woman? Yeah, you're only going to get shit from now on. How do you top Miranda?
>>735606909Nice cameltoe
>>735635175Like, are Bioware going to say "actually, she wasn't REALLY the perfect woman". That'll go down well.
Daz3D posing slop evolved to AI slop
>>735609141Where did he come from?What does he want?
>>735635258They'll probably be like "the perfect woman is subjective" and then give us a short, fat, black lesbian voiced and modeled after Wanda Sykes.
>>735635364You can't sell me on anyone, after Miranda.
>>735635423I say this as a Jackfag, too.
>>735635364Between Miranda, Yennefer, and Morrigan who is queen of the vidya brunettes?
>>735635602Chances of accepting a new Bioware crew, in any franchise, is less than 1%
>>735635606Realistically? Witcher sold more, so it would have to be Yennefer. Then Miranda, then Morrigan.>>735635683I can't begin to describe what Bioware would need to do, to get them accepted. Especially in a game set 600+ years after ME3.
>>735635793Nothing, and I mean NOTHING kills excitement more than starting with a premise "all your friends are dead".
>>735635886>What else can they do? They blew up the setting with ME3.Well, I warned them about it 14 years ago. Not my problem anymore.
>>735635952What would you guys do? What do you think?
>>735636142Can you introduce a new cast?
>>735636274Personally, after DA2, ToR, Cisquition, Androgyna, Anthem and Oy Veylguard, I'm cool. I've had enough new casts. If they bring back the NWN OC cast, I'd take them, over anything new Bioware does.
Ill gladly trade Ash and Liara for 3some with Edi and Miranda
>>735635606None of those are brunettes lmao
>>735620805Non-human on female human is the sickest form of degeneracy
>>735636539I'd say a Jack and Miranda threesome. It would be quite competitive. Maybe I wouldn't survive it, but it'd be the best thing ever while it lasts.
>>735635886Here’s your new transmasc asari squadmate. He’s here to chide you for using the wrong pronouns. He’s automatically added to your squad. Frequently he’s more important than the PC. If you don’t do his loyalty mission to support him getting bottom surgery, it’s critical mission failure. Enjoy.
>>735636630Well, what's the word for black hair, then?
>>735636723It's unlikely that they'll go to those lengths, but transmac asari is in the art. I wouldn't be surprised if it is a canon squadmate, that berates you at every turn.
>>735615103La pasta sta bruciando
>>735636630>erm ackchuallypeople throw brunette around for black haired wenches all the time
>>735636759Raven>>735636969People are fucking mongoloids, so what?Brunette is brown
>>735637000>so what?if you know what they mean don't be a faggot
>>735636823Maybe not Taash bad, but you know this is going to be pretty fucking close to what we get.
>>735637000>RavenDoes it work though? Are they vidya ravens?
>>735637000checked, therefore true
>>735637057Which is why, as I said, even if they fuck the old crew up, if we could get some new face scanned models out of them, I'd be thrilled.
>>735637328Other than getting canceled, do you guys want anything from the next ME?
>>735606909Unfortunately, within a patriarchal society, even the representation of robots is designed according to the expectations of unrealistic beauty criteria imposed by the cishet white male, in order to satisfy the lecherous male gaze.
>>735637417Btw, according to Mark Darrah, after 6 years of preproduction, they have still not finalized the narrative, the setting, or the characters. Everything is still on the table.
>>735637443Sounds like a dream to me.>>735637485Probably because they saw what a shit show veilguard was, saw the damage coming and didn't want to commit to a new cast that nobody would want to play as.
>>735637537I mean, I understand adjustments to the cast, but not even the setting? Which means that they have intentionally not picked anything, so that they can go back to post ME3 era Milky Way.
>>735606909>>735607631>>735622221i fail to see how this is an issuethe robots resemble humansif she's gonna replicate the rest of her body why draw the line at vagina shape?
>>735637657Imagine working at Bioware for 10 years, having to work to salvage what you can of Veilguard, stress from the Saudi PIF merger, to release your game in 2031, only to see it die, because Mike Gamble wanted to introduce a new cast that nobody liked. Gotta feel great.
>>735627546Should have had her as female Shepard, then maybe more than 15% would have played her.
>>735606909Because it looks hot and makes troons kill thensleves at higher rates Win/win
>AIslop spam
>>735637875If Yvonne was Femshep, I'd've been sparred of so much puking. Frecklebeast legit makes me queasy. I cannot stand to look at her.
>>735637937That's right. Now lick it up.
>>735637963The idea that people look at this and go "oh yeah, damn, that's one sexy bitch" is beyond me. Who the fuck can fap to this shit?
>>735638076Or worse, the in-game model.
Who wants to read some Bioware cringe? Because I want to post some.DA dev team members.And ME as well, mmhmm.
>>735638306
>>735637443>cishetDo you mean men who are healthy in body and mind?
>>735638361Fun fact; I had a conversation with Luke Barrett. I asked if Bioware still had a no Shepard and crew policy, but he didn't answer. When I said, well, there's my answer, he bitched how he didn't owe me one. But he did want to go online and say that, instead of just saying yes, I don't no, or ask Mike Gamble for that. So bringing Shepard back was always on the table, they just don't want to publicly say yes or no. Because Bioware want to retain the option, but also the benefit of the doubt. "We never said Shepard is back".Guess what, Luke; nobody cares what you say or do, as a studio. Only what we like matters.
>>735638591He means people that have a good relationship with their fathers.
>>735638596Anyway, hope you guys hated these as much as I do. If anyone needs me, I'll be with my puke bucket for a while.
>>735606982Doesn't sound very smart assuming the enemy can redeploy the raped bots as part of their own forces afterwards.
what a weird threadare all mass effect schizos like this?
>>735638076her original concept art was pretty nice
>>735637485Can you source this claim? I need it for offsite demoralization purposes.
>>735639230>we didn't get Stacy Shep because tumblrinas/proto trannies seethed about this being racist
>>735638992Did you have a true love in your youth, but it ended badly and when you look her up nowadays she's fat with mixed kids?It's like that.
