What are you up to? YOU'RE PLAYING THE OREGON TRAIL! Prev Thread: >>735604173
Welcome to Part II! While we warm up and wait for everyone to find the thread I have some house keeping to take care of, and I want to go over the characters for anyone not in the previous thread (I'll be doing a mix of their game and /v/ induced personalities)To start off, there is an overall score. You get XP each journey you take, so this will be /v/s collective Oregon Trail score. I'm only going to play with inputs from /v/. It might get moved to /vg/ eventually but I hope not, I hate those faggots.
>>735667382Perfect timing.
>>735667458So as you can see we see how many events /v/ has done, time played, and etc. We are currently greenhorn emmigrants! >>735667459I'm able to play 9p-12amish everyday, and on Thurs/Fri I can play during the day if there's an interest in it.
>>735667458Now for the character summaries, in order of appearance! First up is FIREWATER HAG. As you can see she is "pugnacious" which we can translate into modern speak as CUNTY. She is an indian who sucks ass at picking berries, and falls to pieces if her clothing gets ripped. She did manage to bring the party back from being lost, so good for her I guess.
>>735667574Second up is Father Pucci. He's a bleeding heart Priest who cries when he steals turtle eggs from its mother, is shit at bandaging wounds, and generally hasn't had a chance to shine yet. He has a hymn book that we have not found a use for yet, perhaps if we rest he can colonize the godless Hag.
>>735667574Fucking firehag trying to bully Ojou-sama yesterday.
>>735667624>735667624Third is OJOU-SAMA, a refined and rich Banker lady who is hedonistic and wily. So far she has been the most competent member of this woke party, and has suffered the most! Due to an UNFORTUNATE """""ACCIDENT""""" a gun "randomly" misfired and she is still dealing with a gunshot wound. Will she OHOHOHOHO again? Will she find peace? Will everyone but her die? Tensions are high for this popular and beautiful Noble Lady.
>>735667703Finally, FOURTH AND MOST CERTAINLY LEAST, is TYRONE. Holy fuck, where do we begin? This fucking faggot can't hit a jackrabbit and spirals into depression, gets the party lost, and is PRIME SUSPECT NUMERO UNO for improperly storing a goddamn firearm in their bumpy wagon! Sure, he may have successfully fished up a few fish, but this fucking loser has been constantly throwing wrenches into the gears of this journey since day 1. There may be Tyrone fags in here hoping for redemption, there are others hoping he gets put back in slavery and shipped off the Oregon trail!
>>735667803What is that a botany book? At least Tyrone knows how to read....probably.
>>735667574>>735667624>>735667703>>735667803Our fucking HEROES
>>735667803So the party is all here, properly named and showing their personalities. They are all MYSTERY NIGGAS when it comes to their interpersonal skills and other hidden talents, which will be filled out as the game is played. We are currently 7% of the way to Oregon, with the big blue river coming up to cross! >>735667841I believe it is an adventuring book! We might be able to glean some secrets from it through an event or when resting or who knows what.
>>735667870Question: Do you want this streamed on twitch? I will still interact on 4chan, I just thought you could enjoy watching it and hearing the music. It won't happen tonight, but it could be an option in the future. I would not appear on camera or talk, you would hear the music and see whats happening in "real time" tho. Consider it and leave your comment here.
Finally, there is ONE outstanding story quest, we met some faggot who wants to fly. You and I both know it aint gonna happen, but you might want to keep your eyeballs peeled for more to his stupid story.
>>735667925It's up to you OP but I will respond only in this thread anyways.
>>735667981I will only respond in the thread I think. Hence why it might not be the greatest experience. Anyway, HERE WE GO!
>>735668029And we are here! This might be a short day, might have to start a new journey if we fuck this river up!
>>735667925It doesn't matter to me.
>>735668083Oh god oh fuck.
>>735668083You can:>Talk>Trade>Rest>CROSSThe services and store are not available here.
>>735668129Talk. This may be the last time to do so.
>>735668129experimenting with gifs while we wait.
>>735668159Who should we talk to?
>>735668197Big Louie. He's got to know his stuff.
>>735668173Our lady is fucking dying.
>>735668197
>>735668232
>>735667925I want a link to play on my mobile if thats ok. Great thread still.
>>735668272Maybe we can learn something from Big Louie, especially Tyrone that fucking queer.
>>735668272Get him to tell us how to save Ojou-sama
>>735668293Unfortunately I don't have streaming set up yet, but I'll try to have it up for tomorrow and thurs/friday>>735668241But she is still standing upright, we gotta stay strong FOR HER. >>735668335We shall ask him for advice.
>It's backFinally, Tyrone. I believe in you
>>735668367I'll bet you didn't know water is wet either! Big Louie is Big embarrassing.
>>735668418I'm just going through all the options, he's not very useful yet. Here's what his job as a trail driver entails.
>>735668367A link to play the game?
>>735668367>>735668418Why did they even bother, let's see how deep that river is.
>>735667382I missed you so fucking much anon.>>735668418Ask [PARTY LEADER] for advice once you're done with Louie. He's gotta have something great if 3 other guys follow him without even knowing his name.
>>735668458Oh you want to play it? You have to buy it but it IS available on mobile.
>>735668367>>735668458Nvm, found one.
>>735668461I'm only ignoring you because the consensus is on talking so far, once everyone starts demanding something else we will be caulking or fording and dying as per usual.
>>735668529HimselfWhat is father's origin
>>735668545>>735668462Turns out he has a name, has done this before and is incredibly confident. Also his name is BUCK, so maybe we should hit up his Suck n fuck store later.
>>735668572As per the area, this might be a good place to rest and catch some dysentery with all the skeeters.
>>735668597Would you like to talk to someone else, or do something else? You can also>trade>rest>cross
>>735668660Maybe rest. Ojou-Sama wasn't looking so hot.
>>735668678Are you sure?
>>735668660Talk to Marnie
>>735668660I agree with the other anon, let our lady rest.
>>735668696She might look like /ourgirl/ but I remain unimpressed.
>>735668729>>735668678
>>735668760Crap, her gunshot wound was minus 1 something. The stupid snip tool wasn't up for the overall rest bonuses. Anyway, we have these options when I click on Ojou-Samas wound. Should we treat her again?
>>735668812I am pleased to report that Ojou-Sama has gained 1 point of composure as well! Guess having to remain cool under pressure is helping her.
>>735668812Sure, if we have medicine use it.
>>735668812REMEDYTrust nature
>>735668812>>735668859Based sturdy Ojousama. Firehag you need to put that herbal shit on her (If she can)
>>735668882dang, that brought her gunshot wound down one day. Should we use another medecine or the remedy?
>>735668812Use Tyrone, he has a Botanty book. Remedy.Tyrone's redemption started last time, and it continues
>>735668884>>735668883WELL WELL WELL. We have used the medicine and the herb and she is now fully healed from her gunshot wound! Who needs modern science?
>>735668939Before we move on I guess we better check these faggots stats, they have gone up since they've been doing shit.
>>735668961THE PLOT THICKENS....do you REALLY believe that he would gain 3 points of shooting from winging that jackrabbit last night? OR IS IT THE EXTRA POINTS FROM SHOOTING OJOU-SAMA? >>735668917Explain that to use Tyrone Fag!
>>735668961My man looking COMPOSED
>>735669004Not much to report on with the Firewater Hag. I guess poorly picking berries and complaining doesn't do much for your stats.
>>735669034Damn, she got lucky with those directions.
>>735669034anyway its the next day and we are back at it. >Talk>trade>rest>Cross
>>735669004Tyrone shot down the inventor. Firehag confirms last thread that Ojou shot herself
>>735669068We're still broke, time to talk to Tyrone, and cross
>>735669068Just cross. We're burning daylight.
>>735669097Can't talk to Tyrone but we can certainly cross. Also, this might be the end game lmao
>>735669132Fuck it.The signs are there, we cross.
>>735669132If things go well, it's all thanks to the Priest.If something happens, blame Tyrone.
>>735669176>>735669153are we caulking or fording
>>735669206Caulking I guess. That looks to deep otherwise right?
>>735669206Caulk, better safe than sorry
>>735669228Yeah. 7.4 feet is too tall with a moderate current. Also, Tyrone has some advice.
>>735669206CAULK the WALK
>>735669206You know you should ford, but I don't want to die yet so caulk
>>735669206Real men ford the river, but those men also don't get very far.Caulk it.
>>735669265>56%Ehhhh. Does sealing it increase our chances?
>>735669276>>735669273>>735669270HERE WE GO
>>73566926594%56%We got this
>>735669265I like our odds.
We're all going to make it!
>>735669265>56% LET IT RIDEEE
>>735669314>>735669315Sorry I tried to make a gif and it was too big. Anyway. You are some lucky bastards /v/
>>735669402We completed both challenges for this leg, avoiding a broken limb and all characters survived! Off to Alcove Springs!
>>735669402At least we didn't sink or drown.
>>735669424
>>735669402Acceptable losses.
>>735669402>-3 shekelsWHAT THE FUCK
>>735669402>3 Dollars lost>Bullets lostFUCK that hurts
>>735669445>>735669452>>735669456We could have and SHOULD have done much worse. Will you go north or south?
>>735669446>Avoid a broken armWell shit, there goes my plan to throw myself in front of the wagon train.
>>735669476south. I've got a feeling
>>735669476SOUTH
>faggot version againGet your shit together.
>>735669476The southern trail looks a tad shorter but I could be mistaken.
>>735669456>>735669461Tyrone has the money and the guns. He'll kill again, I just can't prove it.>>735669476Right. Is there a way to check the state of the ox? Big Louie had a point on not wearing them out, but going steady sounds slow.
>>735669514>>735669524two is enough consensus for me!>>735669538Welcome to the party, nice we all agree!
>>735669536Are you not entertained? I couldn't make the vintage one work when switching windows so we are stuck with the woke faggot version. Make your own fun. >>735669550Let me check. There is a wagon condition, but nothing seems to separate the Oxen. On harder difficulties its harder to keep the wagon repaired, but we are stuck with the difficulty we started with until we unlock more. We also got the highest quality wagon so we might not be having issues for awhile.
>>735669625>>735669625BTW, these brown squares are "exposed". They represent holes in our canopy. If we put goods in those squares the rain will damage them. I have moved them out of the squares for your convenience, /v/.
>>735669673Oh no, a damsel in distress!!
>>735669698Oh my, what could she want?
>>735669698It's a trap
>>735669726sheeeeit they got they own Tyrone
>>735669726Answer teh Dame
>>735669698I don't like this shit one bit.>>735669726Now I really don't like this shit.
>>735669751>>735669743>>735669740It looks like they just want some food!
>>735669765We should.....I....give them.some food
>>735669765We have 103lbs of food, and 73$. We will be nearing the springs soon as well.
>>735669726>>735669741We wuz Oregoners an shiet
>>735669804UHHHHHHHH
>>735669796Ask then Offer
>>735669796Save our shekels!
>>735669796We only have bacon, i dont think blacks are allowed to eat that.
>>735669828We must HELP them, it's what Lincoln would have wanted
>>735669794>>735669836We will give them 30 food. Tyrone would appreciate that right?
>>735669875Damn, takes a big man to admit that. Didn't know you had it in you /v/
>>735669895Oh fuck you. TYRONE got a morale boost from this!
COME ON TYRONE
>>735669910Literally 5 feet away from the starving runaway slaves.
>>735669910kek ofcourse he did
>>735669939Hmm I'd like to see her full moon if you get my drift.
>>735669910His people are succeeding of course he's happy. At least he's not a moopy gaylord anymore.
>>735669939go back to Canada beaver
>>735669939feeling like we got swindled bros...
>>735669981You tell em. >>735669980Look, I want everyone to survive. But Tyrone has a lot to make up for.
>>735670014Talk, we have precedent based on the inventor
>>735670014I'm feeling like this is a 50/50 on whether Firewater gets the urge to kill herself.All In.
>>735669975Cute squaw, can we trade her for Firewater
>>735670064>>735670052>>735670051Looks like we are getting sucked into another goddamm side quest.
Hmm, I'd like to see his full moon if you get my drift.
>>735670102Tyrone's Botany.Its your time to shine
>>735670102We are NEVER making it to Oregon at this pace.....but she is cute.
>>735670126>Offer Assistance>ask about destination
>>735670137Ask then Offer.What are the odds the game does a fetch quest that requires backtracking?
>>735670137OFFERWe ain't got time for their backstory, but we can help
>>735670137assist. Maybe Father can train up his healing skill.
>>735670175>>735670173We went straight to offer cause that was the first double. We can give 1 medicine or check his peepee. What will we do
>>735670205ExaminationWho should do it?Father
>>735670205seconding this >>735670245
>>735670205Seconding >>735670245
>>735670245It's inspection day!
>>735670205Let the Priest do the penis inspection.
>>735670258>>735670245>>735670269>>735670278Penis inspection day time! You know, I like that he is so honest. His god (US) compels him to do things
>>735670303uh oh. someone doesn't want the other boys to see how small it is
>>735670325
>>735670341Looks like the indian was right. BUT We did level up our medical!
>>735670341He's got some secrets all right
>>735670362The dad griped some more and said he needs to get to the springs.
>>735670362That's all I wanted. Job well done.
>>735670395Welp. it wont let us give the medicine now, so I asked about the treaty.
>>735670415WELL I AM GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY.
>>735670441Ok we left them and FIVE FEET AWAY AGAIN OH NO
>>735670362>Fr. Pucci
>>735670468He is giving up! unless we can stop him? >>735670472Sometimes you just have to win for yourself.
>>735670468Oh this dork
>>735670468RENTER
>>735670468Our FUCKING Inventor! He better repair our wagon
>>735670504This is like those mobile tier ads that show some scrub up to some hot bitch and it saying Help her/hurt her!!!
>>735670525Encourage the NIGGA
>>735670525make your memes dreams peppard
>>735670525Let Firewater "encourage" him. "Encourage" meaning amazon press.
>>735670551>>735670570
>>735670525encourageif he explodes next time we meet we'll have scraps to repair the wagon with
>>735670574Id prefer not to see wrinkly old indian sex. Also, we may have made a mistake cause it sounds like he's inventing a fucking boat.
>>735670601Hmm. I guess so long as he isn't making us pay him.
>>735670601He'll pay us BACK, trust me
>>735670629TIME FOR A HUNT
>>735670629If that's on the way sure
>>735670661
>>735670661Redemption for Tyrone.
>>735670661>>735670674TYRONE!
>>735670601Tyrone, he's a natural killer as we've seen.
>>735670698>>735670685Tyrone actually has 3 marksman already so hes even the best choice! HERE WE GO
>>735670707>>735670698>>735670685He put on a raccoon pelt and a red shirt and then started earning his keep right away
>>735670728Two antelope and one buffalo shot.
>>735670764Our FUCKING Hero.And all it took was a bitch's arm to be injured
>>735670764Unfortunately the shooting mechs are fiddly and I shot a lot of rounds. Oh well, we got a lot of meat.
>>735670801Do we want pelts or do we want to move on? Pelts can be valuable to trade and help caulk a wagon. Or other uses!
>>735670764TYRONE SURGING.
>>735670825skin em'!
>>735670825Pelt
>>735670825SURELY he wont fuck this up. Go for it Tyrone.
>>735667382Kys normie
>>735670825SKIN THEM ALIVE!
>>735670825We don't have shit so let's do it.
>>735670847>>735670838>>735670837We are gonna have to do Bitter Winter when it unlocks, I'm tired of all this Todd Howard bs. >>735670849THANKS FOR THE BUMP RETARD
>>735670876Winter is in 188 days and we are getting warnings now. Welcome to the springs!
>>735670876he use a rock I guess
>>735670917We can>talk>trade>rest>depart
>>735670954Talk to HIM.
>>735670954Talking shows someone wants to speak to us enough to have an exclamation point!
>>735670954Let's see who can we talk to.
>>735670954Talk. There's a quest!
>>735671004>>735671002Oh hell yeah, we gonna pepperoni and cheese it?
>>735671031Carving a rock? No, thats doxxing
>>735671031Sure
>>735671031Graffiti that shit nigguh
>>735671031Let our names be known forever.
>>735671031Instead of carving it, beat his head in with the rock and run like hell.
>>735671089>>735671079I hope tiktok doesn't hear about this.
>>735671123Well we did it and nothing else happened. The other two don't have anything interesting to say, they are going to Indepenence and gave advice about crossing the river we already crossed. Will ye>trade>rest>depart
>>735671159What can we >tradefor?
>>735671159
Tyrone status?
>>735671159We got peltsTime to TRADE
>>735671197>>735671170turns out we got a lot to trade>>735671191smug and uplifted. He got to feed escaped darkies and then shot a bunch of animals. Hes kind of winning right now.
>>735671191Also don't just take my word for it, everyone is doing good. They need to take a fucking bath and stop being filthy tho or they will get sick,.
>>735671228What are we low on? Cause those 3 dollars we lost made me feel like we need money
>>735671253
>>735671228I think we can afford to sell some fish because Tyrone got us a lot of meat, only if there's anything worth buying though. KEEP THE PELTS.
>>735671190who that zoomer bitch 6 7 ing?
>>735671228You sell fish *awwwwww*
>>735671271We actually have 73$. Don't rightly know how. and 95lb of food. >>735671287KEEP the pelt bros wwa?
>>735671316We need more food!
>>735671316$25 should be enough.
>>735671316We could always fish, then again, we lost bait
>>735671331>>735671316>Haggle>sell all fishWhat do we want to do. Who will haggle if we haggle
>>735671316Send the ((banker)) to haggle. What could go wrong?
>>735667925I like the 4chan post format; reminds me of lp archive, but you can talk to the poster!
>>735671352Then agai again, we have Tyrone!
>>735671367Oh I like this, we doing it. HOLY SHIT. She succeeded! She actually got 5 points in whatever haggling her, she maxed out her personality trait in one event! Is there anything Ojou-Sama can't do????!
>>735671316HaggleOjou Sama needs to put in some work
>>735671367No wait I change my mind, Ojousama can handle the haggling.
>>735671414OHOHOHOHOHO
>>735671414Well she can't dodge bullets, we know that.
>>735671414>Cant doNot get shot by a former poor Marksman
>>735671423>>735671417>>735671367Ojou-Sama IS the banker! And sorry, we didn't max her wit but damn near did! >>735671448INDEED>>735671460>>735671457She isn't supernatural, no one could have predicted that!
>>735671414Based Ojousama OHOHOHOing her way to vicoty, what's the price now?
>>735671490It DOUBLED! Should we be smart and only sell some or sell it ALL and ensure our Queen is able to buy whatever she wants at the next shop?
