>there was a murder-suicide at a Pokemon Center store in Japan
One could say she was pokéd
>>735764727that's one less Nurse Joy. RIP
>>735764727>IGN has asked the Pokemon company for comment"Whoah thats crazy"
>>735764727That's... not what a murder suicide is... A murder suicide is where two people murder each other. This was a murder then a suicide.
>>735764727are nintodddlers okay
>>735765078That's what a murder suicide is, tard.
>>735764727Does this mean we'll get less Famitsu threads?
>>735765078duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
>>735765178well apparently the definition changed since I last used the term because back in my day a murder-suicide was as I described it. english is a changing language.
>>735765078I genuinely can't tell if people try to bait on every fucking post under the sun here now or if the intelligence of the board has gotten this fucking bad
>>735764727Ain't no way bro
>>735764727Getting killed while wage slaving has to be one of the most miserable things.
>>735764727Nahhhh bro got hit with the Destiny Bond
>>735765284The whole internet got worse when mobile phones started being capable of accessing the web. You wan scary? most of India isn't even on the internet
>>735764727Gotta stab 'em all!
>>735765078>>735765254The term "suicide" comes from the latin words "sui" (oneself) and "cidium" (a killing or slaying). There is and has never been a situation where someone killing someone else could be called a "suicide" of any fashion
Boy, when South Park made that joke about Japanese people always killing themselves they were on the money.
>>735765284dude the definition literally changed. you can spend 5 seconds to look it up. it used to mean what anon said and now it means something else.
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
>>735765254That's always been a specific subset of murder suicide.
>>735765780I was right, it meant that in 2005. Get fucked. Muting thread.
>>735764727>kurdishkeknintards aren't beating the brown allegations>>735765370nintard manchildren are so fucking embarrassing
>>735766076>Tuna is a fish.>That means all fish are tuna!You were wrong bro.
>>735765562Shut the fuck up Boco.
They say if you kill yourself in a Pokecenter, you reincarnate in the Pokemon world. Lucky guy (and girl).
Post the webm of the fat girl running.
>>735764727Electrode used self-destruct?
>>735764727Nintendo Derangement Syndrome patients are mental.
>>735765284>tfw to intelligent for bait
>>735764727*there was a oshi no ko at a pokemon center in japan
>>735765078lol
>>735764727I knew it, pokephiles are deranged and should be put in mental facilities
>>735765573The dictionary is wrong then as that isn't how the term is used. Reminder that English dictionaries are descriptive not prescriptive.
>>735765078Anon, stop what you’re doing, google “double suicide”, then close the thread and have a nice day
>>735764727>snorlax used extremespeed!
>>735765078Stupid retard
>>735765501It wasn't funny on the original thread neither in all the reposts but you keep trying. Sad.
>>735765078The worst part is you know this retard reached this conclusion by checking chatGPT in broken English and misinterpreting it
>>735764727This is why /vp/ exists as a containment board. Pokemon fans are unstable subhumans.
>>735770582/vp/ wasn't made as a containment board, Pokemon is still allowed on other boards. It was made because Pokemon is the largest and most popular franchise in the world.
>>735764727Based samurai. This is some 47 ronin type shit where the good guy kills the bad guy after long deliberation.
>>735765078Nah, that's a suicide pact. A murder-suicide is when you kill people then kill yourself.
>>735764727>Man used Destiny Bond!
>>735765558that guy's retarded but suicide by cop is a common-enough term and a thing that does happen (you hear about it especially with school shooters)
>>735771531suicide by cop, mose disonnarabruclearly he tried to take off his own headat least he tried
Well? What was the motive? Something tells me this had nothing to do with pokemon.
>>735771929Simply an angry ex mad his girlfriend left him.
>>735771929Incels don’t need a reason to kill women other than being self-hating twats. This is why I don’t feel bad when they say they’re suicidal. They’re better off
>>735772172>assuming the guy was an incel
>>735772213According to women if youre undesirable to women it MUST be because youre a bad person and if youre a bad person you MUST be undesirable to women
>>735771929>Good luck, Anon-kun! I'm sure there will be a shiny in THIS card pack!I'm certain it's is false but the angry cynic in me came up with this first
>>735772213the police report literally says the attack was because she broke up with him not long ago and she started dating an indian immigrant
killing yourself by stabbing yourself in the neck sounds insanely difficult
>>735765284Aphantasia was coined as a response to 4chan shitposting-turned-effort-posting when anons discovered a grand majority of "people" cannot visualize things in their mind nor internalize dialogue.
>>735771006Why isn't there a board for other massive franchises then like Winnie the Pooh and Star Wars?
>>735772434Difficult for anyone in their right mind, which the guy clearly wasn't
>>735765284I've been accused of using chatGPT on two seperate occasions on the basis of a) using punctuation and b) using the word 'enjambment'.The young combine the ignorance of illiteracy with the solipsism of narcissism; if they don't know it then it must be fake, wrong or a trick. They are offended by knowledge. They are offended by learning. When something is difficult to do or understand they get angry and assume the person or thing they are interacting with is in some way 'out to get them'.Things are only going to get worse.
>>735772454Wait they can't?! I must have been under a rock when this news came out
>>735772428>he got dumped for a jeetNo wonder
>>735772428Ohnonono nipbros first Jamal now Sandeep
>>735772614oh, so you're using PseudGPT, got it
>>735772390>the murderer isn’t a bad person
>>735766264>an immigrant No one is gonna respond to this. Japan has fallen
>>735772434Bro watched jojo he knew exactly where to stab
>>735772645yeah it was pretty funny watching the reactions of the "people" who couldn't>wait...I'm the NPC????
>>735765284This shit has been going on for over 9 years. It's the generational shift. Kids who grew up with 2010s internet became the majority here around 2017 and this is why entire boards have died due to people constantly being contrarian, combative and with a stick up their asses 24/7. And unfortunately, there's no cure.
>>735772713Way to miss the point. Only a woman could be that retarded so tits or gtfo
>>735764727kwab
>>735768105Imagine if she slimmed down with those.
>>735764727Was the stabber a jap, chink scalper, or an immigrant?
>>735772645>>735772801Are yall really so autistic you fall for obvious trolling? Aphantasia only exists in less than 1% of the population
Isnt that one of the most densely populated tourists spotsYoure telling me not one tourist tried to help.
>>735768105Why are they running?
>>735772982They'd sag like crazy post weight loss
>>735765558>The term "suicide" comes from the latin words "sui" (oneself) and "cidium" (a killing or slaying).The term "自殺" ("suicide" in Japanese) comes from the chinese characters "自" (oneself) and "殺" (a killing or slaying).
>>735773146NIGGERO
>>735765078Fucking hell I thought iPad babies are bad...unless....oh no
>>735773161even betterless distance to travel so much more convenient
>>735773032and yet, despite being only 13% of the population
>>735764727>Entire japanese social media is full of people saying it was a chink>Also a few days ago they were saying the actual high rank lieutenant that wanted to kill the chinese embassy also was a chink>the woman that pushed the kid in that Shibuya scramble? Also chinkWhat the fuck happened Japan? Did anime fried their brains?
>>73577217280% of female murders are by a current or former partner. It's LITERALLY only people having sex that kill women
>>735772428>had gf>likely fucked gf>"incel!"Words are fucking meaningless
>>735764727I confess, it was me, I did it.
>>735765078you cant be this retarded, there's no fucking way
>>735772614Cute way to describe terminally online fags that gets very uppity when they learn about reality and the consequences of their ignoranceIt shouldn't turned out this way but it's what "they"' want I guess
>>735773392I blame chinks
>>735765573>>735765078>A murder–suicide is an act where an individual intentionally kills one or more people, before or while also killing themselves. The suicide may be in response to the guilt one feels for the murder, or to avoid potential punishments, such as imprisonment.
>>735773392chink hatred is in their DNA, you wouldn't get it
>>735773392>someone posts game /v/ doesn't like>/v/ says it's a chink
>IGN has asked the Pokemon company for commentWhat, are they expecting a response that they condone this? That their security isn't good enough? Will future patrons have to take off their shoes and walk through a metal detector to buy Pokemon merch?
>>735765536SHUT UP BEANER WE KNOW 99% OF LOW IQ POSTS ARE SPICS
>>7357733921. Nips love a good racism 2. In a collectivist culture, if you admit a member of society did something wrong, it's seen as an admission that something is wrong. That's why so many jap/chink/korean plots are driven by the people in positions of authority not doing anything 'to avoid making a fuss'. Here given something bad has unambiguously happened its easier to blame an outside source than admit 'somthing troublesome' has occurred.
>>735765078
>>735773392It was though, chinese love to go to japan and scalp everything like locusts
>>735765078Murder suicide =/= suicide pact.
>>735773392It might have been chinks
>>735772428Apparently it wasn't just a bad break up, she had been cheating on him for a while, and he had intentions to marry her.Really unfortunate situation.
Whatever, post the fat bitch already. I need to jack off
>>735765078How exactly do you propose a dead person murders somebody?Christ, do you retards even think about what you are saying?
>>735765078this nigga aint serious
>>735774139But I thought nip women were hecking trad :(
>>735774580per capita they are
>>735774580>Tokyo That's whore central
>>735774580Feminism is a plague everywhere
>>735774386what game is this character from
>>735776448Whore souls
>>735776612oh, taimanini lost all interest
>>735772880and all you can do is sit here and cry bitch tears over it lmao
>>735773841ok saar i rape u next
>>735777052
>>735771929Pokemon cards were probably out of stock.
>>735777393The spic menace will be defeated Tacoloids will never be human
