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>canonically doesn't wear panties
Was this necessary for her characterization?
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Yes
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>did you know [hideous westoid game] has [incredibly safe horny] thing?? oh my gooses i am "cooming" voluminously am i right fellow gooners
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>>735818470
I am confused why woke devs put the main character in an outfit like this
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>>735818667
>>735819035
Popped a stiffy while typing this btw
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>>735819035
That's because your polrotted brain is in constant alert mode thinking everything is a political attack against you
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>>735818667
>safe horny
meaningless expression spouted by weaboos
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>>735818470
>Canon
Where? How do u know?
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>>735818667
can you even function normally in society at this point?
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>>735819218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppEKFy83w-o
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>>735819218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MawBCULz4vE
She just puts on the dress and goes at it
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>>735819242
>society is currently made up of people functioning normally
lmao. lol
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>>735818667
While I don't disagree with the criticism of western female design, I wouldn't call nopan a safe horny thing
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>>735818667
Rent free
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>>735818667
Westoids can't even stand panties let alone nopan, every woman is mandated to wear spats in westoid games
But you're still correct that Hades is a shitty game made and liked by trannies
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>>735820052
You sure think about trannies a lot. Probably collecting pictures of them? For the shitposting purposes of course, haha. Probably have wt dreams about them too?
You're a latent tranny and you will never reproduce, which makes you as good as tranny.
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>>735820357
lol settle down tranny
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>>735820357
2/10 grooming attempt
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>>735820409
Unlike you, I'm straight and I'm reproducing. You will never reproduce.
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>>735820463
take a deep breath tranny
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>>735818470
she doesn't wear bra too
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>>735818470
>Greek demigod
Anon she's not the one in danger for not wearing underwear, you are.
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>>735820052
fpbp

game is some tranny shit

https://imgbox.com/g/HYVNkdYg9P
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>>735819242
>society
>functioning
Lol
Lmao even
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>>735819271
>>735819291
Virgin incels will look at this blatant modern day women sex marketing with straight up fetish shots including feet and say that women are forced to wear burkas in vidya to please their brain rot strawmen (they're all gay)
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>>735820938
>feetranny is retarded
All such cases
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>>735820505
Your genes will never be passed to the next generation, and that is beautiful. You've been filtered by the nature itself, and there will be less trannies like you
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>>735818470
>nigger DEI game
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>>735820938
>Back
>Tits
>Pits
>Legs
>Feet
Normalfag shit. Real fetish games should have MY fetish only, which is _______________________
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>>735820052
Hades is tranny-like (or tumblr-like) stylistically but it's not even interesting enough gameplay-wise to be liked by trannies. It's a mechanically shallow normgroid game with a tranny sheen over it.
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>>735820938
/v/irgins are only into trannies, according to this thread
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>>735821078
Transexual worship, by the looks of this thread
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>>735821067
inhale
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>>735819218
Pay attention homo
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>>735818470
Melinoe could slip and slam her bare fucking cunt on the camera covering the entire screen and /v/ will still call it woke gay garbage because it doesn't have their favorite industry grade generic anime doll doing a generic anime scene from 50 years ago.
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>>735818667
I think Melinoe is cute tbqh
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>>735821349
>wow she's so cool and powerful, i wanna respect her so hard!!
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>>735819182
Then why do you seethe over it?
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>>735821349
>oh look how self-aware we are that we're trying to look cool, we actually HATE being cool, here's a quirky frog to remind you that neither we or this game will ever take itself seriously, we're too reddit chungus for that XD
slop
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>>735821081
why doesn't somebody just put tumblr troon art style over factorio or some similar autismbait?
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>>735821349
>Those feet
Imagine the footjob
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>>735821640
>mmm so cute and feminine haha am i right fellow footfriends (:
you cant be serious tranny
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for me? sex with eris (anal)
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>>735821070
>Post that is nothing but canned political buzzwords being put out by an NPC who has been told what to think
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>>735821867
>denying that Hades 2 is woke in the year of our lord 2012 + 14
kek
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>>735818667
SPBP
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>>735821867
>told what to think
sasuga
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but le 4chan le /v/ board le told me le game was le woke because it le had le niggers in it
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>>735822017
le dilate
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>>735822017
>4chan was correct
ALL such cases
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>>735819461
Trans pedophile cope.
''Teehee I am not wearing panties'' is as safe horny as it gets. It's nothing. The safest form of sexuality possible on the level of ''teehee my feet are visible''
The only way no panties could not be safe horny dogshit is if you could actually see it, pan the camera under her and see her naked vagina. Then it's not safe horny.
Woketards get mad if you can even see panties and now they are going to pretend like the woke game is ''heckin based sexualized game''
because no panties are mentioned?
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>>735820790
>>735819440
so that's a "no"
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>>735821953
>The existence of other media that praises a videogame means that my comment of pre-programmed 4chin words is original and genuine.

Sorry, you are unironically the modern SJW. Looking forward to any cartoon images you have that depict this reality as some kind of absurdity.
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>>735822269
>h-here comes the woke right!!
this psyop completely fell apart like four months ago anon
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>>735821943
Being very specific, what parts of hades are "woke"? With the same specificity, explain how these woke components are detrimental to gameplay. For a bonus challenge, explain how they are detrimental to the gameplay in a way that is not about your vision of a perfect society that you're trying to force down everyone's throat.
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>>735822183
Yes, society is not functioning, that's what those posts said
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>>735822342
Sure lol. Love seeing you dorks throw your little temper tantrums and act like we're living through the collapse of the Roman empire every time a woman in a videogame is not an h cup gooning device.
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Why do trannies love coming here to defend their flops so much?
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>>735822449
>explain your view exactly according to my arbitrary rules so that I can dismiss what you say
did you come from reddit?
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>>735822112
I dunno, if its explicitly mentioned and shes not even wearing pants or a skirt just a short dress thats showing off 95% of her thighs then the only thing making it not visible is the fact that the game is top down and 2d portraits.
I can see cases where it would be safe horny if it was about like free-bleeding or some feminist bullshit, or if she was wearing pants, or had a dick.
And out of all the hades girls the second mc may be over-designed in clashing color asymmetry, but shes really not that unnatractive for the hades artstyle particularly. She looks better than aphrodite.
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>>735822578
>lmao everything is actually fine and there's no reason to be upset, i will now go back to screaming that the icecaps will melt and flood the world at any moment
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>>735822643
Tranny pedophile having a meltdown while posting tranime AGP shit
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>>735822112
Most porn-fried post I've seen in a while.
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>weebs seething because none of their games have good gameplay
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>>735822590
>double the sales
>flop
Ok tranny.
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>>735822790
Oh you're just retarded. Whats not trannies to you.
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>>735822686
Climate change denial, flat earther shit, or the disbelief in gravity and other "contrarian" NPC beliefs have no bearing on how you act and think about your viddegames not being gooner content. Try to stay on topic or I'm going to reddit space and force you to make a comment about it. Beep boop.
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>>735823096
>schizobabble
>viddegames
Oh it's mad.
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Dora and Arachne sex
Every other character is worthless.
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>>735823096
>climate change denial
ah, so you do routinely catastrophize that the world will flood within a few short years, very interesting
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>>735822615
I asked you to explain what was woke about the game while being specific. Another classic SJW attitude is to pretend that a request for them to explain how they are victims with any amount of detail is actually a manipulation tactic.

Of course I'm from the bad guy website where the bad ideas are. I just fucking reddit spaced so you know I'm a spy sent here to ruin your board culture. Whenever you're ready to think independently, I'm ready for you to tell me what's woke about this game in a way that is a detrimental to gameplay. Unless you want to admit that it's all part of a culture war you're waging to have an idealized society (SJW).
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>>735823323
>woke right woke right
tell it to james lindsay faggot he's the only one left who cares
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>>735823323
>n-no see I used the word SJW first, so I'm now immune!
This isn't a kid's playground, SJW.
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Oh wow, the ugly dyke from the pozzed safe horny westoid game doesn't wear underwear? That's fucking... neat, I guess.
>>735819461
It is when the character is a westoid dyke.
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>>735823068
>it only flopped half as badly as the first
LMAO
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>>735818470
>tranny Game
>tranny Protag
>tranny Devs
>trannies pisscord shilling here at this cesspit
If the game is doing so well, why the fuck are these fags here to shill this garbage and bought out dorito award?
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>>735823447
Embarassing.
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>>735823002
>none of their games have good gameplay
>while posting owlcat reaction image
the irony
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>>735819271
this new youtube embed ui layout is fucking dogshit holy fuck
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>>735823318
I'll allow you to derail a conversation about videogames on the videogames board so you don't have to reckon with you having no explanation for why this game is woke. I'll take that as a loss for you and keep assuming the correct belief that any negative commentary about this game being woke is based purely on SJW bullshit with a broader concern about society as a whole. Videogame tourist 100%

Maybe you should draw me as a blue haired tranny leftist and then your self brainwashing can come full circle.
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>>735823483
>no argument
concession accepted
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>>735823572
you got your shit slapped, again
go seethe about it on plebbit
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>>735823585
>no argument
But enough about you!
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>>735823470
I could fully believe this character is a tranny but are you making up bullshit or telling the truth?
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>>735818667
holy based
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>>735818470
Yes, she should also sit on my face
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>>735823524
Still better gameplay than most weebslop of the last 20 years.
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>>735823413
>>735823409

No answer. Thanks for playing. Stop pretending this is about videogames for you, it's about the kind of society you want. You're tourists just like SJW's trying to force triple amputee OC's into games in 2007 were tourists. I hope you can get out of the matrix of your obsession with "correct" politics soon. Come be a normal person anon. And whenever you are ready, I'm ready for the cartoon reaction image you have on speed dial whenever you are confronted by a real person.
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>>735823572
Holy esl
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>>735823754
>wrpg trannies actually believe this
grim
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>>735823786
you got your shit slapped incredibly hard, all the witnesses know you're going to be fuming and seething about this uncontrollably for months while i will have forgotten about it completely
thanks for playing
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>>735823786
>still deflecting from how pozzed Hades 2 is
I thought trannies like you were proud of it?
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>>735823703
Anon, xhe literally a non binary freak based on the tranny art director
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>>735823918
>believe
Every "great JRPG" that I tried in this timeframe has been a huge dissapointment.
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/v/ is infested with bots and ideologicals who have never played a videogame in their entire lives.
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>>735823786
>reddit spacer calling anyone a tourist
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>>735823786
woah i've changed as a human being and like looking at ugly manfaced women now
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>>735824042
Filtered
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>>735824080
>>735823096

Lol you "people" cannot be real
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>>735824013
Theres no mention of it on the wiki or in the actual historical godess's description, and I still can believe you because hades is a woke franchise. I'd just rather be accurate about facts like that.
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>>735824196
By shit gameplay?
Yeah.
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>>735824047
True, all the resetera and GCJ trannies are annoying
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>>735824047
So says the faggot shilling this garbage overrated piece of shit of a game inferior to the original
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george floyd deserved it
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>>735823962
>i will have forgotten about it completely
Because you'll be shitting up yet another thread, tourist.
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>>735824209
>I called myself a redditor so you can't call me a redditor or you're playing into my hand
Did you villainously giggle to yourself while writing that one up
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>>735824267
>By shit gameplay
You clearly enjoy it, otherwise you wouldn't play owlcat slop
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>>735824209
upvoted
EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger
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>>735824338
that's right
your thread (:
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>>735824471
See >>735823754
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>>735824525
See >>735824196
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>>735818470
>woke shit game that cultural appropriates an ancient religion
But you're triggered that she's not wearing panties.......
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>>735824567
See >>735824267
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>>735823786
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hephaestus.
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>>735818667
Mel is sexo and you're a fag.
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People are still trying to push the game full if vitilago nigger "greek" gods as visually appealing? Why?
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>>735819035
you wouldn't be confused if you weren't mentally ill
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>>735818470
But if she's pantiesless she can't gag me with her used panties
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>>735818470
God I want her green lipstick smeared allover my cock
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>>735823323
> what's woke about this game in a way that is a detrimental to gameplay

Your premises is fundamentally flawed. A game doesn't need to be woke in a way that affects gameplay for it to be a problem. Gameplay is just one aspect of a game, but the tone, the story, the aesthetic, all of that can also have a big impact on the experience of playing a game, depending on how much the game focuses on them. So if the game being woke ruins some of those aspects, that's bad even if the gameplay is still good.

I haven't played this game yet, though, so I don't know whether it's woke or not, nor to which degree it's a problem.
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>>735818470
She's literally me oh mai gaaad
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>>735818667
>character with mini skirt and no panties gets a fan service trailer of her side boobs and ass while getting dressed
And someone will call it woke. I just don't get it anymore.
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>>735827552
it's still woke
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>>735823786
>Come be a normal person
You freaks were never normal, you were just humored because good times made everyone pretty forgiving of your bullshit. But by now your entire movement pissed people off so badly that they picked actual fascism over your continued existence, so I hope you're ready to get thrown into an ICE camp.
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Why did this win best action awards?
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>>735818667
This. Tranny artstyle. Tranny game.
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>>735818470
faggot game
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>>735818667
I kneel
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Lots of utter schizos on the board today.
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>>735827552
Fan service IS woke, you dumb, porn addicted faggot. Porn would be illegal is a righteous world.
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>>735828404
Marathon flopped so resetera and reddit feels the need to raid and fight the chuds. They do this every time wokeslop flops
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>>735828404
It’s not schizophrenia to call out evil garbage that glorifies false religions and hates men.
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>>735821867
>nigger is a buzzword
>game is a buzzword
Huh
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>>735828457
God I hate puritans and lefty puritans. Let me have hot sexy women in peace. I'm going to push for normalized pornography just to piss all of you off.
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melinoe is honestly fine but zag just mogs her so hard as a protagonist
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>>735828642
Christschizos are the worst of the bunch.
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>>735828680
Your time is limited. You evil people are losing and everyone is waking up to the damage it causes.
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>>735828680
>I'm going to push for normalized pornography
Are you retarded
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>>735828721
melinoe could be better but the cucking out at the ending with chronos just sucked massive cock and is what taints my perception of the game
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>>735828958
>>735828852
Neither of you are going to stop me from looking at naked anime girls and sex scenes in video games. Not the lefty faggots who want everything to be ugly on behalf of their corporate masters and not the christ-cucks who want to suppress the very concept of sex thinking that it will make people have more kids.
I will have my outlet.
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>>735829187
You will be stopped though. Within a decade, it will be highly illegal, and you will either quit or go to prison.
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Eris is the most attractive character Supergiant has ever made
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>>735823531
i miss when awful decisions actually harmed companies
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>>735829261
Just fucking try me faggot
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>>735829305
Ok, tranny
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>>735829332
why'd they have to move the basic fucking buttons like play and volume around in order to prioritize their SHARE and VIEW LATER buttons??????????? who approves this shit????????
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>>735829305
>zero tits
>lesbian butch haircut
>most attractive character
GRIM
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>>735829398
No, I want to impregnate all women with short hair. She also has that kinda latex collar thing
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>>735829332
Thank dem judges like Obama appointed Pajeet Judge Amit Mehta for protecting Google nonstop but we ignore anything bad democrats or the left do on this troon board
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>>735828021
subverted it so much not even wokies care about it
I see nothing about the "mommy dommy" because they made her an actual insufferable bitch
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>>735829582
still looks like a ugly dyke
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>>735825723
>implying that shit isn't going to ride up the second she moves
everyone behind her sees her naked butt anon she's not even attempting to hide it.
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>>735827824
One of the greatest delusions you dumbasses have created for yourselves is the idea that everyone who is sick of you constantly talking about a woke boogeyman every hour or the fucking day is some left wing transgendered cartoon character. Or that in being bored of the constant whining you do, that someone is an "ally" to those people in the stupid game you constantly play.
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>>735829897
If you’re defending them, you’re just as bad as them. You will be going to the camps.
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>>735824949
>>735823786

Another NPC who could not resist their board culture programming.
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>>735821504
Getting dribbled on by a retard tends to piss people off. The difference is that actual retards can’t help it.
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>>735829996
>
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>>735818470
>>canonically doesn't wear panties
Panties are are a surprisingly modern invention.
Underwear of any form is too even if underwear is much older than panties.

That she would be free-lippin is just period-accurate. And sexy.
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>>735830362
Pretty sure her dress would be longer.
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>>735826895
Those would have also been substantial responses to have made. But like most claims about "wokeness" it has more to do with the people who created the game, than anything actually in the game itself. My point being that this obsession with this concept that rears it's head in basically every single thread that gets made here, is not really about videogames. It's only tangentially related to the game at hand and it's really just culture war shit that is broader than this hobby.
On any other social media platform (including facebook groups), a post about this game would have been discussions about the artsyle, criticisms or praises of specific mechanics or design elements, or jokes about characters or dialogues or whatever. Basically it would be a normal videogame conversation that would be millions of times more entertaining than the shitfest of these bots regurgitating the same one liners over and over again.
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>>735830524
>
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>>735829937
I'm not defending anyone, I'm telling you that you're whining about this videogame being "woke" is annoying because it's based on nothing substantial. I know its nothing substantial because not a single person in this entire thread has described wokeness in this game in any kind of detail at all. Your head is so far up your ass in your culture war that you confuse people who are bored with it as being allies of your "opponents". There's no fucking camps either, do you ever think about how stupid you actually sound?
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>>735823572
>having no explanation for why this game is woke.
bro, the devs are loud and proud about it aswell as glazed by allies. see:
>>735820780

This denial angle isn't going to work on anyone.
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>>735830839
Ok, the devs are woke as individuals. They are trans or left wing or something. I'm asking how a normal person who is playing this game that does not scope out developers as part of a purity test would encounter "wokeness" in a way that is detrimental to any experience in the game. From gameplay, to dialogue, to level design, whatever.

A great example of a woke game is Dragons Age Veilguard. The dialogue is beyond trite and boring, many characters are largely defined almost exclusively by the political statements they make that transcend the established lore and tone of the franchise, which reaches all the way to shitshow of real life politics and cultural infighting. In a real way, Veilguard is detrimentally woke and the experience of playing it harmed by it, and it makes sense to criticize it for that reason.

The broader thing I'm pointing out, is that in the overwhelming majority of cases on this board, when a game is called "woke" it is something as mundane as bodytype A/B in the first few seconds of a character creator. I'm not saying you couldn't be personally annoyed by that within reason, but it doesn't warrant the asinine and childish meme reactions that are constantly present on this board. It's in every single fucking thread. I've been coming here daily since like 2007 or something and it's never been worse. There are no discussions that are not contaminated with an obsession with identity politics. If someone could articulate why this game is complete ass in a way like Veilguard is complete ass, I will possibly concede that it's an example of a woke game. Until then, it's all videogame tourist culture war bullshit.

Anyone could answer this line of questioning here, but they won't, because they can't, because this is all just videogame themed political shitposting.
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>>735831582
>I've been coming here daily since like 2007
oh sweet summer election troon
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>>735819179
ywnbaw
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>>735818667
fucking BASED
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>>735831582
gay and trans characters in a game is woke. That's how it works.
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>>735829305
looks like a boy.
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>>735829305
This anon isn’t gay or into trannies, but he loves being pegged
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>all these words and no argumentss about the game itself
Hooly autism the lot of you
Anyways it has blacks and gays so that's how it's woke or something. However Mel actually upholds the pantheon so lefties don't like that. Which I agree the Arachne plotline especially was kind of silly where she says fuck you to Athena and all Mel can say is that she's just not thinking straight instead of standing up for her friend.

Overall I like the game
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>>735832696
Actually the only gay character is Mel sort of through NPC romance quests unlike in the first game where there is also Patroclus and Achilleus having a romance. The other NPCs don't have on screen romantic relationships beyond HeraxZeus and AphroditexHephasteus but those are Gods and don't actually interact with eachother much.
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>>735832696
/v/ doesn't play games they just jerk off to trans porn.
remember "always do the opposite /v/ tells you"?
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>>735832312
>>735831728
Knowing that you know you can't articulate a real response is enough for me. Looking forward to more of the same.
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>>735822112
That was quick, you literally shat your pants after a single sentence reply, holy fuck it's embarrassing to even look at kek
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>>735833056
you've spent the entire thread getting bitch slapped again and again
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>>735818667
lmfao they really didn't like this post
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This whole thread is just seething faggots vs seething trannies.
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>>735818667
TRVKE
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>>735818470
impregnate
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>>735831978
>proving his point
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>>735835025
more like seething samefags pity bumping the thread.
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>>735818470
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>>735835214
probably bumping it to anger the trannies who got soundly btfo itt
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>>735832951
>remember "always do the opposite /v/ tells you"?
Yeah I remember seeing that a lot in screencaps from reddit
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>>735835391
how can anyone even pretend they fap to this
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>>735823786
>I'm ready for the cartoon reaction image you have on speed dial
here u go faget
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>>735835391
Post It
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>>735837336
You're jerking it to images that can be posted on a blue board?
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>>735838695
If it's good enough for an American Apparel catalog, it's good enough for me.
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>>735839628
the american apparel catalog was unironically full of csam lmao
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>>735818667
ahaha i'm ded
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>>735821758
That's not even a male feet either. No ideas what the fuck it's supposed to be. And to think those types of lefty artist will denounce AI while making shit like this
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no panties while wearing a skirt is just asking for trouble
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I think her design is alright (bit manfaced) but the hideous other characters, the intentional ill fitting diversity done for political purposes and the terrible poorly written dialog where Greek gods act like they are in a modern soap opera complete with stupid modern talking points about being asexual and respecting boundaries yes I'm STILL fucking mad you can't fuck that flying Medusa girl fuck off faggot devs are really really gay

not surprising though, Supergiant trooned out a long time ago, I still remember playing Transistor and the part where the villain talks about how much he loves men
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>>735822112
He's right. It's like saying someone is naked under their clothes.
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>>735841265
what kind of trouble?
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>>735842308
>does a high kick
>whoops everyone just saw my pussy

>has to climb a ladder
>whoops everyone just saw my pussy

>kneels or crouches down to pick something up
>whoops everyone just saw my pussy
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>>735842498
haha oh no too bad the greeks never invented underwear
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>>735829305
it's incredibly retarded that she's a romanceable character. incredibly forced pairing that seems forced by someone in a position of power at the company
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>>735842532
..she's not wearing any, that's the point of this thread
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>>735818667
based
OP brvtally ratio'd btw
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>>735818667
>nopan
>safe horny
Retard
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>>735842564
Forced pairing? No, Nemesis is the forced one.
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>>735821349
They completely blurred out her butt
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>>735842564
She isn't a romanceable character, she's only a fuckable one
Nemesis too
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>>735843250
Nem is classic tsundere shit. A bit hokey, but it firts. Eris is just non-sensical "pengu1n of d00m" bullshit
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>>735821349
How do women do anything with long nails like that?
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>>735843571
greedy lover or make-out for male attention """lesbian"""
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>>735818667
safe horny is so funny man. just a complete and total admission that sexualization still happens, but it's the EVIL LIBERAL kind so you lads can still cry about the same shit for another decade.
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>>735843624
I had to stare at your post for a solid minute before I realized you were talking about sex, I meant like, doing literally anything with your hands. You can't even make a proper fist with nails like that.
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>>735818667
SPBP
/thread
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>>735843776
I mean, those are claws, not nails. Clearly meant for fighting and self-defense.
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>game is more fun but the story is way worse
feels like they forgot they were making a roguelite that needs to continue having runs in the post game and kind of just cobbled together something really quick to justify it and it falls completely flat.
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>>735843940
>goes to grab a bottle of something
>slices her own palms open
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>>735843640
Everyone has to pretend to like muscle mommies and can't show interest in boobs. It's incredibly manipulative behavior, designed to dictate what people should or shouldn't be attracted to.
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>>735844036
do you think any amount of contact with a sharp object causes injury? you'd have to worry about breaking the bottle before cutting yourself on those nails with how violently you'd be grabbing that shit
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Where are her nipples?
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>>735844368
In my mouth
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>>735843640
>it's the EVIL LIBERAL kind
it's just unsexy, even to you. despite all the headlines gushing over these designs nobody is actually drawing or consuming very much porn of them
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>>735820938
>feet
>fetish shot
wut
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>>735844182
maybe if you're a dumb sheep who lets media and internet posts dictate your sexual preferences
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>>735844182
>and can't show interest in boobs
Hers are very nice though even if they aren't massive. They're very shapely and well proportioned.
Even if you might prefer something else, you'd have to be gay to say hers aren't good.
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>>735844450
you are mistaking yourself for everyone, unless you're some kind of porn census agent
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>>735844756
you're describing every salaried game dev on the face of the earth
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>>735845129
you realize it's trivially easy to see how many images are tagged under a certain game on r34 sites right?
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>hire a fujo yaoi artist to draw female gods
>they all look male
yea, shocking, how did that happen
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>>735844756
That's why you call it out for what it is.

>>735844805
Doesn't matter what size they are because focusing on them at all is decidedly unsafe. Boobs, butts, thighs, voluptuous women. Could be a lesbian woman who likes tits but that does not matter because they dictate it to be "male gaze"
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>>735844805
>no nipples even though they should be seen at this angle
as has been already stated, it's safe horny to the utmost
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>>735845781
this one I can let slide a little bit because it's like 1 frame

something like the CSM movie pool scene was way more stupid
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>>735818470
I was honestly surprised they put this in the xbox showcase yesterday
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>>735845781
Nipple censorship is nothing new 4chan doesn't allow you to post nipples. Blacking out butts is new however
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>>735842498
well she doesn't look like she cares about that. It's greece bro there's probably a horsecock satyr around the corner screaming sex jokes anyways.
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>>735844368
oh so the funny boner arm just fades into her shoulders. I tought the armband was some magic prosthetic shit.
can I put my dick in that elbow joint
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>>735842498
I bet she is into it. Unironically.
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>>735845241
which only proves how much art people are uploading there, not how many to jerking to that art man. you're quite the poor porn census agent
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>>735846386
At first I was a little grated by how lefty the sex was being handled in Hades 2, but then I thought about it a little more and the whole Greek pantheon and their stories is just freaky sex, orgies, rape and debauchery. So it kinda fits that she's happily sleeping around with everyone while preaching lefty WOMEN STRONK DESERVE TO FUCK 12 GUYS AT ONCE AND NO COMPLANING tripe she spouts in-game
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>>735846496
>there's a huge unseen invisible reservoir of people fapping and demanding more hades 2 porn art and all the porn artists who draw porn for money are ignoring it because they are notoriously anti-woke chuds
yeah sure tranny
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>>735845503
>that's why you call it out for what it is
ok, I will do that now. you are a delusional paranoid conspiracy theorist
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>>735846554
people who draw porn for money do not upload their entire bodies of work for free on porn aggregator webzones anon. and again, art quantity is a separate stat from viewers, but you are trying to prove they are one in the same. I bet you steamcharts post too with your ability to look at numbers and just make shit up
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>>735846590
Acknowledging people have competing preferences is just a basic fact of life
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incredibly feminine game
>>735818667
has it dead to rights
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>>735846725
>there is a huge volume of hades 2 porno images but the vast majority of them are locked behind patreon paywalls, i'm sure of it
lmfao this is really exceptional cope
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>>735818667
This. The game is fun but the characters designs are absolute hideous. Aphrodite looks like a fucking tranny.
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Eris is consistently the fight I struggle with the most. Especially when she gets the teleport heavy patterns.
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>>735818667
Yeah.
Where's the lolis, or the shotas, or the incest, or the guro? Some rape, maybe... Gimme something with spice please.
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>>735818667
fucking nailed it.
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>>735845278
i mean in general, any art that you'd likely find on twitter not made by chinks look mannish because they're made by women who hate women or troons who hate women
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>>735846725
I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're just really fucking stupid
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>>735846943
>your logic behind this blanket statement is wrong
>OH YEAH I BET YOU BELIEVE ANOTHER COMPLETELY FAULTY BLANKET STATEMENT
it must be tough being so aggressively stupid and hyperbolic at all times.
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>>735847110
do you think every piece of porn ever made for a property is uploaded to rule34 and the likes anon?
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>>735847139
goalpost status moved lmao
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>>735847139
Just stay on GCJ where you belong
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>>735847224
the goalposts never moved, you were just trying to score a goal on some chairs off field and are acting surprised when I point out where the goal was originally. what do you think
>which only proves how much art people are uploading there
was a rebuttal to, exactly?
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>>735847283
>invoking a boogeyman instead of answering the question
lol
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>>735847323
you're just being a pedantic tranny about it, but your whole position was implying that very same
>completely faulty blanket statement
that you are now running full speed away from

i have won by default, thanks for playing
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>>735847402
I don't care about the question. I'm just saying I know what you are.
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>>735818470
>S-She is sexy, guys, please believe me!
Ok, Randy Pitchford
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>>735847414
>everyone who ever questions me ever is my ideological enemy
jumping at shadows. you're insistence that everything be a us vs them dichotomy is turning you into a babbling paranoid moron. must be tough when your life is so void of meaning you need to declare victories in 4chan threads
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>>735847528
you want an echochamber so bad that you declare any and all "wrongthink" as an outside influence. but you are also incapable of gatekeeping.
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>>735847716
I'm just saying I know what you are.
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>>735847021
Dotn forget the hebes.
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>>735846504
There's a difference in tone and attitude between those two and you know it.
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>>735847759
got any more boogeymen to invoke bot or are you just gonna repeat your affirmations?
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You don't need to like Hades. And you can find the other women repulsive if you want. But Melinoe? You just sound disingenuous to insist she doesn't look good.
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>>735847767
I don't trust people who even use that term.
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>>735847876
You came into this thread specifically hoping you could btfo all of the evil 4channers, instead your retarded ass arguments got dogpiled and dismantled easily.
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>>735847883
They should have gone full incest with her and her brother.
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>>735847883
she doesn't look good
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>>735847883
The main problem is the artstyle
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>>735847995
one guy who stopped replying because he misunderstood what I was saying and a guy who can only call me a redditor on repeat. quite the dogpile.
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>>735847768
Yea, I fucking hate the preachy tone that the game has (monogamy is an oppressive tool of the patriarchy bullshit)
but in the setting it has atleast a bit of merit since Gods were just all out fuckfest
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>>735848092
She is just upset. She is real cute when she smiles or looks befuddled or confused.
And even in your screenshot, she looks fine at worst.
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>>735848156
Why do you pretend not to be when you know that's what you are?
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>>735848229
Does it really?
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>>735841557
>Supergiant trooned out a long time ago, I still remember playing Transistor and the part where the villain talks about how much he loves men

lol, glad I never played that shit.
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>>735848543
no
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>>735848229
It really doesn't, Greek myths are packed with adultery, seduction, and divine promiscuity, but these are rarely presented as aspirational or "positive." In fact a massive amount of tragic stories have conflict stemming from characters behaving this way and virtuous behavior was exalted by comparison. It reeks of modernist leftist writing, ancient Greece did not have the social attitudes of California. It's very anachronistic, which would be fine if it was just for entertainment value, but it feels like the deranged value systems being shoved in by someone who thinks surface level similarities without context, intent and execution mean that the Greek Gods behaving like it's an episode of Euphoria is ok.
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>>735848314
it ok to admit you like tranny man jaws, anon
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>>735847883
you can't tell me they didn't fuck
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>>735820674
Her parents are Hades and Persephone, she's a fully goddess
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>>735848664
If you haven't played it, I'd still recommend Bastion. It was their first game, it's very good and it has none of that shit in it.
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>>735848543
Kinda, even though plenty of gods are described as husband and wife, both of them go around fucking and sucking other people for pleasure or to torment mortals.

100% what Melinoe spouts when you unlock multple romances is foidbabble bullshit from the writers about how women deserve to fuck 1000 chads and if have an issue with a woman sleeping around while dating you, you're an evil chud
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>>735848785
>still weaker in gameplay than Zagreus
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>>735848371
if I pull your string some more will you say new lines or do you only have the one
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>>735848912
He doesn't need to, he knows what you are and that is all you deserve to be told. You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>735847617
>you're insistence that everything be a us vs them dichotomy
ah yes the entirety of the political left for the last 15 years

this is such weak projection and gaslighting it would barely fly on leddit
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>>735848889
Jesus fucking christ
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>>735818667
trvke nukem forever
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>>735818470
I forgot this game existed

>>735818667
kek
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>>735821640
For me, it's the ghost armjob
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I want her to jerk off me off with the skelly arm.
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>>735818470
But do you ever see her without underwear?
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>>735818470
>Equip the axe
>Find an attack animation where you can see an upskirt
>It's void
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>>735848229
Devotion to true love is portrayed as a real virtue in both Hades1 and Hades2 though, and though both games features a lot of stuff that is not that. It's presented as immature or worse.
If you're interpreting the game as being anti-monogamy, let alone being preachy about it. Then you're really just looking for and wanting to be angry.
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>>735849761
did you actually think they would flash her pussy anon
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>>735846504
>anon finds out that the greeks were woke 2000 years too late
at this point it's not even poor education. these people are animals and should be treated as such.
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>>735849003
the irony coming from this post is insane. it's like a flashbang went off in my eyes
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>>735818667
sippy bippy if I do say so myself
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>>735848756
who doubts that? my question is who screams louder in bed, mel or hades?
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>>735848982
split personality disorder?
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>>735818667
They hated him because he told the truth
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>>735849761
>peeking at a goddess
that's how you end up in one of those fucked up stories from ancient greece. trying to peek a goddess's pussy and getting swallowed by the vold sounds very in character for those guys.
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Jewelled Pom was a mistake
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>>735850126
that's from the police raiding your cp stash
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>>735848092
she's so gross guys... haha
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>>735818667
Game didn't flop thoughbiet
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>>735818470
I liked the first Hades and I bought it when it was still on Greenlight on Steam. Played the fuck out of it, didn't care that the main guy is bi or something because I didn't give a shit about the story anyway, I just played the game. Skipped Hades 2 because it looks SUPER gay and pozzed and they turned Aphrodite ugly when she was at least decent in the first game.

ANYWAY, where is it canon that she doesn't wear panties? Is it reference in game?
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>>735850636
ironic coming from someone who clearly aligns themselves with epstein elite. you like being his lil helper in the culture war?
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>>735850802
gameplay of 2 is miles better than 1 and they fixed the insane amount of grinding that the mirror forced on you

if you enjoyed 1, you can enjoy 2. so much of it was rage markerting and the main story is merely just female focused, all the california ultraleft stuff is pretty disguised in side content
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>>735850802
>and they turned Aphrodite ugly when she was at least decent in the first game
Are you living on bizarro earth or something?
Hades 2 did several odd or bad things. But Aphrodite was hideous in the first game and actually looks good in the second.
What the fuck anon?
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>>735850843
>democratic party super donor, confirmed mossad operative and inventor of modern transgenderism jeffrey epstein
nope seems these are your team colors not mine. lmfao
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>>735850802
anons are gooning because the new trailer shows mel dressing herself piece by piece, and the only cloth she puts on is that microscopic orange dress, further confirming that she's not wearing anything under said dress.
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>>735819035
Cuz she's gay so who gives a fuck
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>>735851008
>anons are gooning
gonna stop you right there tranny nobody is gooning to this
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>>735851012
>confirmed rug muncher
>all incels around the world stop caring, all porn stops, all attention stops, all marketing dies off, nobody wants to fuck her ever ever ever
worked for tracer right anon?
RIGHT?
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>>735851012
she's clearly bi, she fucks Icarus raw
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>>735851073
I wouldn't go as far as randomly calling out anon Nobody but yeah he most definitely cranks to mel
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>>735851136
they only made tracer gay to off set her being obviously for the male gaze

nothing in hades is for the male gaze, not one thing
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>>735850994
>ignoring the war we got pulled into because your guy who was best friends with the god king of pedophilia got blackmailed into it
>ignoring the fact that world view is formed entirely by an imageboard that was added upon Moot meeting with the god king of pedophilia
you do know israel is gonna chump you on the payments like they did for the twitter guys, right?
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>>735851008
I see.

>>735850913
That may very well be the truth, but for me it's kinda like the covid shot where if there's too much politics surrounding something, I'd just rather avoid it altogether. Too many people were saying that Aphrodite and the cripple are good but that Stellar Blade was bad, so I just didn't play Hades 2. Maybe someday, but not for a long while.

I just came for canon nopan, because I love nopan.
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>>735851228
didn't stop tracer
isn't stopping mel
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>Get tiny potion from Circe
>Reach Prometheus and Heracles
>Imagine a defeat scene if Mel were to lose against two large men
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>>735851278
as someone who was exactly like you (also fuck downloading Epic) I am happy I gave it a chance. It really is super fun to play and I greatly enjoyed unravelling the story. There is some clearly foid double-stands bullshit (like Dionysus huge leopard print bulge, but male gaze bad!) that's grating, but it's tolerable
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>>735851498
>(like Dionysus huge leopard print bulge, but male gaze bad!)
sounds way in character for greek games if this is strue. shit always oversells men and shits on women.
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>>735820938
>with straight up fetish shots including feet
I'm a pitchad, not a footfag, but I thought the feet were supposed to be funny, not sexy. The only sexy shot is the back, if you're into backs, but it's still no Shanoa.
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>>735843571
It's actually impressive. I worked with a girl who would get long ass acrylics every once in a while. The first time I noticed I was at her desk for some reason and she was typing up a storm so I looked down and she had long as like 2 inch nails. It blew my fucking mind, because she wasn't a slow typist either. And she wore contacts, so she gets her contacts into and out of her eyes somehow. I guess it's just all with the pads of your fingers, which is not how you naturally use them, but you adapt I suppose.

Only gf I've ever had who got nails like that only got them done one time, and her scratching me felt nice, but she was clumsy and fumbled everything with them on, so they didn't last long and she never got them again.
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>>735851252
>blackmailed into it
citation needed but dont act like the dem candidate wouldnt have bent over for jews even harder
>moot
dont speak of things you were not present for
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>>735843571
You learn to adapt
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>>735852081
>Only gf I've ever had who got nails like that only got them done one time, and her scratching me felt nice, but she was clumsy and fumbled everything with them on, so they didn't last long and she never got them again.
Makes sense, having your entire way of using your hands suddenly become completely invalid would be a pretty big hurdle. The people who stick with unusable nails usually aren't gonna be using their hands that much and can deal with the inconvenience, but any normal person is gonna want to be able to use their finger tips.



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