It's her birthday today.
>>736343829Wasn't it yesterday?
>>736344057In some time zones, it's today.
love makween(she's stopping me from getting any new uma)
>>736344104Not in the ones that matter!
Tried to make a decent TT Fine Motion but I was forsaken by trainings.
Good morning neighas.
Where my fellow B Finals copers at? What'cha gonna do before it?>upgradan?>cryan?>takan it easy?
>>736343829>Imagine if women were attracted to youI really hope you don't do this, /v/
>>736344338Accept my fate.
La creatura...
>>736344338Trying to coax decent sparks out of my clanker and kot.
>>736343829happy birthday fatty
>>736344350A horse will accept you though.
Emergency Taishin did enough to stumble into A finals, 3rd place here I come.
>>736343829>Strongest stayer>never used in long races
I kept running into SS whales with all fronts that included one bignige Suzuka who always came last, what is the big brain strategy here that I simply don't comprehend as the filthy casual I am?
>>736344391>Urara>Neicha>Doto?>Rice>Dia>Oguri>Rob Roy>MARVELOUS>King>Ryan?>Helios>Rudolf
>>736344297What scenario is ai-chan gonna be playing in for >fun?
>>736344438Horses irl are smelly as hell though. Plus if you accidentally spook one while standing behind them, you're dead
>>736344473Her alt is too gimmicky and it will take until next summer for her summer alt.
>>736344490Since angling doesn't work In this track suzuka can he used as a booster uma to widen the lead between the fronts and the end closers
>>736344490>fronts often have important skills that only proc if they're in front>Suzuka zooms forward into first place just long enough to cuck them out of activation timingThat's pretty much it
>>736344515Twinkle Legend, so even if she sucks at the game, she will still win once she get beaten by herself.
>>736344490Fronts compete with Fronts to gain more distance. Bignig pulls them forward while the other two compete. Depending on how into the race Suzuka gasses out that could mean triggering an overtake skill like ramp up or nimble navigator to push a bit further ahead.
>>736344525It's fine, I already feel dead inside whenever I have to actually interact with another person.
>>>/vg/
>My almost SS+ XOguri is losing public practice matches to DoberWhat the fuck.
>>736344551>>736344590I see
>>736344557That happens in (most) tracks but is very ineffective in the MANT era, suzuka is just used as a booster.
>>736344639Latechads... it's our time to shine!
>>736344514I think instead of ryan it's amazon, no fucking idea who top right is
>>736344535Is her summer alt actually any good? Im getting summer gold ship so might as well.
>>736344695
>>736344695>>736344730BASED WONDER
You've lost your UG virginity....right anon?
>>736344710It's her best alt so far, though it's very Long focused since her gold skills are only usable for Long.
>>736344767No, but I'll definitely lose it before my actual virginity.
More like ASS Wonder
>>736344639When dober hits it big she wins like twice as big as any other late surger
>>736344771>Long FocussedWell I will just wait for it to spook me then.
Whats is (You)r favorite distance anon? Just wondering since a lot of people don't seem to like longs.
Is 600 stamina + a white enough stamina for smaru?
>>736344881MileKINO
>>736344881Turf, Middle distance 2400m, Tokyo. I also love pace.
She's supposed to be an agemasen card right? She's never once done so. It's been pleasantly surprising.
>>7363448812400m turf longchamp
>>7363448811200m sprints. Yes I hate Angling, how could you tell?
>>736344767I have no idea how to train properly to get it and I doubt I have the cards to do it
>>736344881I personally had the most fun with sprint kino, every race was a wild time. I even won plat.
>>736344979Her agemasen is friendship training because she has 0 special priority
>>736345037Its possible with welfares technically. But rank doesn't MEAN all that
>>736344881Ibis summer dashCorners are for fags.
>>736345060Kitasan feels like she has 0 on 90% of my runs.
>>736344881>lot of people don't seem to like longsNever played the game but watched all anime shows with movies. Why so?
>>736345037You gutsmaxx and give your uma the cheapest skills you can afford. Doesn't matter if they're sprint/mile/medium/long/dirt, if they're debuffs or vision skills or useless greens. Then you take a pretty picture of her and post it online. Or you bring her to a CM and lose.
>>736344881Dirt!
>>736344952When do we get that booba and bunda outfit?
>>736345075I'm 2500 club points short of having sirius mlb...
>>736345131Should've joined a /v/ club
>>736345131Trade my shoes
>>736345124I don't believe they throw it out as a home hub outfit, but you can equip that outfit during lives once we get Gaze on Me song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_VUNYXysIIt's also the default summer outfit for Project Arc.
>>736345106Only certain umas excel at it, so the meta is boring, and the requirements to be competitive are higher than other distances, the statlines aren't flexible, and you need the S in distance to activate in a run which can be a low chance, meaning tons of runs to get the S long apritude and the run has to be good enough to get the high stats and good skills
>>736345106Long CMs by virtue of being long require the highest amount of stats and unlike other distances are entirely centralized around end closers (and now front runners now that kitasan black and mihono bourbons alt released). The races also take a very, very long time and can feel specially infuriating with bad RNG, for example. Your uma failing to use her gold recovery is whatever im a medium but a death sentence in a long.
>>736343829McQute!!!
>>736345146You shouldn't assume he isn't in one, the anniversary demanded a fuckton of club points.
>>736345236Yeah, NTA but I don't really follow this shit closes so I dumped a bunch of club points without knowing how good this card is. Now I sit here needing 2600 points to get the last copy.
>>736345236I know, I'm just poking fun
>>736345301VILLAIN would do this.
>>736344639post her, I bet she has shit skills.
Explain this to me, because it doesn't make any sense to me and its bothering me.>Dober>Has 2 literally useless golds>Strongest late surger in the game, consistent top performer, is top 3 in every single CM she's usable in>Ryan>Great gold skills>Does not see 1% of the success dober sees.>Both have the same unique????
>>736345224As much as longs kind of suck, they're still only second to last for me. Dirt is by far the worst, because most dirt races are miles and I don't care for any of the dirters or the milers in the game right now, plus it's by far the hardest thing to mutate for.
>>736343829asmon's wife
>>736345385wit>>>>>>>>>>power
>>736345414>plus it's by far the hardest thing to mutate for.I personally found my pet mutant projects to be kind of fun.
>>736345385Dober's sex appeal pushes her over the line
>>736345431Anon.
>>73634546010% speed 20% wit > 20% power > 10% wit
>>736345442I personally didn't enjoy getting A Dirt C mile at best every single run until the CM where I had to use my backups.
>>736344438It takes no effort to learn
>>736345385>Both have the same uniqueTheir uniques are very different, and dobers is way better. She'll get a megabuff with evolved skills.
>>736345509It takes a special breed of masochism to do this
>>736345385Gacha power creep
McDonalds...
>>736345385Late surgers are gamblers, it just so happens that if dober has the unique with the highest chance to win the gamble AND the highest payout. You can just slap all the good skills you want on her and she'll kick the opponents teeth in.
>>736345385Accel if 5th or 6th and Accel if 6th has a huge difference anon.Granted you cant get rushed and only works on the 3rd corner, but the position requirement is much easier.
What went wrong?
>>736344881Sprintkino
>>736345642Wit diffed unfortunately.
>>736345642Holy shit, that's hilarious. Probably no enough wit.
>>736344881Niigata 1000m, where the true racist is crowned.
>Next CM is on 4/20
>>736345642Witletbro...
>>736345642Jobbing the most free races despite being a front? That's the Kitasan special.
>>736345642Kitasan.
>>736345727Lucina's and Hitler's birthday too
>>736345427At that moment I knew he was my niggahttps://youtu.be/2i_A_KAU2kQ?t=47m36s
>>736345668Where the FUCK is her tail
>>736345385>Ryan>Great gold skillsLolAnd Dober's unique is just easier to activate
I know people are excited for the next CM but would anyone be interested in some long rooms, or are rooms this late just bad juju for finals?
>>736345798>Unironically watching the roach lordYikes!
>>736345832I don't mind.
>>736345781It's also HER birthday
The Pony Express
>>736344473Been literally in all my long CM teams though.
>>736345814behind her to the left
I fucking love my gorilla princess
Do not watch sloptubers
>How i sleep knowing in a few hours I get to slander the stakes losers and push agendas.
HOLY MOTHER OF K/V/NO
>>736345832>I know people are excited for the XOguri+VBon CMI wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>736345871Nice McQueen
>>736345871At least you could have used the one who is actually good
>>736345832Give me evolved skills for next CM and all is forgiven.
>>736345871A trve first rate.
What day is today its the coolests biiirthday~Also Smart Falcons, NTR's and Rhein Krafts!
>>736345871BASED KINO ANIME OP ENJOYER
>>736345882Which team you on?Clanker vsHarikitte Ikou
>>736345882>gonna be too busy to make it to the stakes tomorrowI can't wait for Sunday to find out fucking Urara won or some retarded shit. (It'll probably be Kitasan or Bourbon.)
>>736344563She has to race against herself as the bossfight?
>>736345945
>>736345945Clanker, then we need a Fujin reign and a Falcon reign
>>736345945YOU WILL STOP LAUGHING
>>736345873i'm ngmi.....
>>736345991I remember nips say Ai-chan doesn't appear if you use Ai during Twinkle Legend.
>>736346002I love her but I don't see an end winning. It doesn't help that I'm not a strong enough trainer. I should be the one everyone laughs at instead.
>>736345945I have faith in her, when no one else has.
>>736346002>the rugpull of the century
>>736346002NO FRONTSNO GOLSHISGREAT MOODS ONLY
>>736346041I still need to do her career. How would you rate it?
>>736346002>Taishin clocking in for her 11th shift in a row after coming in 4th again.
>>736346036I made a decent end but it's not Golshi or Taishin. I know a front has a high chance of stealing it due to how these 18 race rooms tend to favor those in front, but I'm still gonna go for it
>>736345945I expect to see a LOT of the clanker.
>>736346075I cried but im a softie and i wife her, solid 10 for me.
>>736346145Shame they'll all be on in the scrap heap when my girl's done with them
>>736345945I come from the future.It has to be a random Mejiro Bright, you CANNOT let the clanker win. The future MUST be saved.
>>736346041I wish she was kind enough to come to me in the 50 pulls I afforded her, would've sparked if Kitasan wasn't around the corner. Now I wait for a spook.
When you unlock a trainee does she come at 3*?
>climbed up too high in team trials>the placeholder replacements I made when learning MANT literally can't win shit>8 new uma careers I've been putting off that I want to slot into TT to get bond up but need to do their story first
>>736346221Yes, unless it's a 2*>, of course
>>736345573>It takes a special breed of masochism to do thisI don't know whether to laugh or cry at how the pain people feel when mutating their oshi for dirt CMs is just normal everyday life for Urara mains.
>>736346221From the daily legend? Yes she come as 3*.
>>736346206Is it just me or is Mejiro Bright a pain in the ass in MANT? she's fucked me over in hopeless stakes a few times
>>736346206This is the future that awaits us if Mihono Bourbon ascends to the throne...
>>736346015Trust the plan! wagmi!
>>736346263That's just gate of end closers other than Golshi
>>736346316
>>736346119I wonder how many umas have a decent out in terms of career once racing is over. Taishin at least has a family business, someone like Digital could do art, King Halo is rich anyways so she could be a NEET even if she would never want to. What the hell is someone like Ticket supposed to do though?
>>736346263Its because of how her unique works, her unique is ridiculously strong but it requires you to spec to very high stamina since it scales off of that, since the early game of MANT is the hardest part and her potential skills are recoveries, early game can be brutal.I find it to be worth it though, she's been very strong the times ive seen her.
>>736346356>What the hell is someone like Ticket supposed to do though?Wagie?
>>736346356Umas probably have a sizeable amount of savings after retirement. I'm not typically a fan of the "post career umas become housewives" trope. But that's what I see with her.
>>736345859Late but too tired, plus it's probably not a good idea this late. It's better to just pray for luck in the finals
>>736346356>What the hell is someone like Ticket supposed to do though?Delivery girl
Anyone ever feel bad about smurfing OP races for shop points?I've lost one before, too.
>>736346353What's wrong, anon, you don't have the Princess?
>>736345882I never get to join the stakes threads but they legit seem so fun, it's just endless hype, rage and slander.
>>736346356>What the hell is someone like Ticket supposed to do though?Former atheltes tend to wind up involved in the sport they were in a lot of time, sometimes as coaches, mentors, assistants. I could see Ticket being a mentor type figure sort of like she is in Spica. Dahby specialist
>>736346432When you got no mile you gotta do what you gotta doFor pure dirters OPsmurfing is practically a necessity
Is this a viable XOguri build? She's also got Head On, All I've Got, and Fighting Spirit. I known I took Front Straights like a retard.
>>736307485i finished it, i tried to post it yesterday but thread got deleted right after that. i dont know which version is betternsfwhttps://files.catbox.moe/pyqlfc.PNGhttps://files.catbox.moe/pmy7bc.PNG
Are there any umas you would actually enjoy hanging out with? (No sex or anything like that, just chilling)
>>736346528Another mid race recovery and it would be good
>>736346356Stay at home mother and wife, obviously
>>736346546Banana Fiend's getting lots of smut lately, huh
>>736346546Now THATS what I need to see.
>>736346546I like the first one more, the smeared makeup/lipstick isn't my thingNice work altogether, saved
>>736346546me on the bottom
>>736346605>latelyThere's more?
The fuck is going on in japan?
>>736346557Seiun, Digi, Nakayama Festa
>>736346557Pic related, unironically as you do, quite literally, meet at like a B movie screening and were just chilling before Tracen, you basically scout her because she IS your pal
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>736346546>Kino mcfat drawing posted today>Kino bighead smut posted todayToday was a good day
>>736345642Kitasan is a bit of a prankster and sometimes likes to lose races on purpose as a joke
>>736346678That could never happen to me because I don't go outside.
>>736346041I ran her this CM but unfortunatlely I wasn't good enough to get her to A finals..
>>736346648Another drawfriend got dowm.bad yesterdayhttps://files.catbox.moe/a386zm.png
>>736346557Jordan, I had a friend a long time ago that was very similar to her.
>>736346586Well, Fenomeno would obviously join police
>>736346716That type of stuff doesn't really happen IRL anyway. I've heard of people meeting in grocery stores but not at the damn movies
>>736346724>>736346546Biwa stonks to the moon!
>>736346724Damn, thanks. This is some good stuff guys. I'm appreciating Biwa in a whole new light!
>>736346546
>>736346721Why did so many people run vega? I saw like 3 SS two SS+ one S+ and one UG posted here.
>>736346648I also did this https://files.catbox.moe/85eh92.PNG
>>736346819Vega is just cute as hell.
>>736346819NTA but she's new and she's an end closer, this race is good for end closers so she's a natural fit
>>736346623Thanks
>>736346825Something in the water is making people want to fuck biwa, seems /v/agabond is making their move.
>>736346825
>>736346819Vega kino. I rewatched RTTT after playing her career.
Now that I've failed to make any better umas for Pisces, can a first-rate toraina give me a crash course on how to prepare for Aries? Any particular parents I should be putting focus on throwing together? What would be some solid comps/deck strategies? Is gutsmaxxing real this time?
>>736346873Yup yup, i'm ditching my current club and switching to /b/agabond!
>>736346873More Digitan for me
>>736346896>Any particular parents I should be putting focus on throwing together?Full power. Not even kidding, trust me it works wonders.
I don’t have a particular fondness for Biwa’s design but the voice turns me on.
>>736346724>>736346825What's with bighead attracting all the drawfags?
>>736346896Xoguri gameAnything less, just don't do end closer. >ParentsNYOpera>Solid deck3 WIT, 2 SPD, Team Sirus>GutsmaxxingNegligible. It's nice if you highroll, but SPD, WIT, and POW are more important. Get those solid and then try to highroll something better later.
>>736346819Very cute, good story, works decently enough because her unique is strongest when she's at the very back of the pack. I'm really glad to see all the vega rep
>>736346915Presumably in the Ryan and Dober mines?
>>736346945I can think of two reasonsalso she's got a banana fixation so it lends itself well to you know...
>>736346873>Tall>Beautiful>Best mane in the game>Huge titties>Very 4U, Taishin even accuses her of having crush on (you)I mean, yeah, why wouldn't you?
>>736346896If she's so smart then how come she lost to triple C?
>>736346982If you're running either ryan (cringe) or dober (based), run nyopera as the secondary parent. Otherwise yeah those two
>>736346896XOguri and VBourbon will auto win 90% of the races, you need to bring your ownMedium S is mandatoryA shit ton of mid race skills are needed because you need to catch up with themSpeed and Power need to be at 1200, Wit 1k minimum.
>>736346979>Team SirusAIEEEEEEE I DON'T HAVE THE CPI spend it all on anni shop...
>>736347030>ryan (cringe)
>>736347060if you are running Lates you don't get to use Sirius, you need to use the marvelous power card because of the gold skill
>>736346819I find her both cool and sexy
>>736347060>I DON'T HAVE THE CPI sure hope so.
>>736346873>Something in the water is making people want to fuck biwaMaybe because>she's hot as fuck>she's smart and caring for trainer>you canonically get shimaidon at the end of her career
>>736346979Who would pair well with holiday fatty? I would assume Kitasan is gonna be a bad choice since I don't have any other strong frontrunners. Maybe Dober or a Grass/Rudolf Dominator duo?>>736346979>>736347030Starting to wish I had tried a few more pulls to luckshit NYOpera now that I'm already in the clear for Smaru in June.
>>736347030NTA but I have Ryan and NYOpera, so which is better for parent, Ryan or Dober?
>>736347009>if you play Biwa's career, Taishin basically accuses you two of being lovers>if you play Taishin's career, Biwa convinces Taishin to take you to the hot springsIs this a secret technique I'm unaware of?
>>736347092>agemasen
>>736347060Y-You are talking about club points no?
>>736347104>Grass/Rudolf Dominator duo?yup
>>736347092>marvelous power card because of the gold skillNo...agemasen out of fast and furious...How is OYL btw?
>>736347104Double dominator and XOguri is the scummiest but most meta tactic
>>736347148yeah whateveryou got the stuff?
>>736346819She's a shiny new toy that will be discarded next CM.
>>736347179Admire Vega would say this about herself.
>>736347060Wait for the invite. We are making space for members like you.
>>736347161>How is OYL btw?it's random like always. If you're gambling you grab it, but if you dont have your own natie then it's unlikely you'd be borrowing her just for that when there's other stuff you could be borrowing, but idk
>>736347179Sister....
The porn ban is both a blessing and a curse.
>>736347114Just because Taishin accused her, doesn't mean its not true, and her taking up the Big Sister role means that she recognizes you as positive influence on Taishin and thus works towards what's best for the manletEither that or she just wishes to spread the trainerfucker agenda to a point of full acceptance
>>736347202>H-hey epsatano it's me again. We were wondering if there were any openings for the Umaritia express?
What are your favorite uma conspiracies?
>>736347213NTA and its early but imo, if you don't have natie it's better to borrow brickino bijin for NSM
>>736347097>you canonically get shimaidon at the end of her careerDo Dream Journey and Orfevre have a similar scenario? I need to know
Brian is so cool. I keep forgetting she's shorter than me, but still is cool
C'mon, snap out of it, Banana Fiend
>>736347274Yeah, that could be good. Borrow slot can also go to NTR for the firm conditions gold, or Fuku, or whatever really. Seems like everybody already has those cards but me. I rolled on Natie but she fucked me man, fucked me so hard I was too bitter to roll on her rerun and instead focused on MLB'ing Fine instead. Wished I had her as a late-lover though...
>>736347213I...I have my own Natie! At LB0...I mean 5 RB isn't too bad, is it?No, I don't have voucher or Crystal, I used voucher to get her, in fact
>you need 9* Speed parents for the next scenarioThis is gonna filter more people than MANT
>casually invites (you), an adult male faculty member, to a dormroom slumber party with umas
>>736347273In uma world Africa there are tribes of wild umas with striped mane that live outside of civilization and kidnap human men that go on safari
>>736347357Oh thats not bad, finally an use for those shitty sparks
>>736347357I already have a couple of 8*, just give us the tachyon event
>>736347335You are kinda sacrificing stats and stuff, it's not just the big race bonus you're missing but you could I guess. Worth experimenting with
>>736347273Epsatono Island.
>>736347270It just makes me wonder if there's an unspoken rule that trainees should help hook each other up with their trainers.
does she even need gourmand for aries?
Reminder to tune in for the stackest Osaka Hai this Sunday, 15:40PM JSTOr at least watch for our guy Boldog HosThe Takamatsunomiya Kinen had 200K viewers on the JRA YouTube channel, let’s see how high Osaka Hai can go
>>736347368
>>736347335You miss the big powerjump she gets with 2 wit bonus
>>736347357>still no spark rerolls/tachyon's lab
>>736347408>Takamatsunomiya Kinen had 200K viewers on the JRA YouTube channeFuark I missed it! Who won?
>>736347406You're fine, deck btw? Im seeing everyone reach that exact statline
>>736347415stupid zuumer
>>736347456Satono Reve
>>736347406>4 heals
>>736347415Cutetaku Helios
>>736347456Lememe on the ichiban ninki of course
>>736347462NTA but i'm gonna guess 2 speed, 3 wit, group card? inherit power sparks
Would you fuck a real life horse if it meant creating the uma race?
>>736347421For now!I will probably focus on MLBing Creek with my gems tho, I know she is gonna fall out of relevance after this CM, but I also heard she still has uses in JP to this day
>>736347273Curren bots her accounts
Any homeless anons in here? /v/mers has 3 spots open in our camp! Send in a request with a /v/ reference in your profile to get in! You'll get shoes, gibs and will not to subjected cruel and unusual punishment for leaking state secrets!
>>736347504>3rd rate doesn't know the tech
>>736347527
>>736347273Because of their high energy needs compared to humans, Uma struggle to have enough for themselves during times of hardship like famines and war. If an uma dominant society ever attempted to take over, they'd often be weakened for a human based rebellion to take over. Things especially equalized when modern warfare emerged. Training facilities like Tracen date back to this era run by Uma elites to ensure the perpetuation of Umakind all over the world.
>>736347554Yeah, I've been on the streets for a few years now. People offer me free food but really I need money so I can buy more carats. It's rough out here on these streets...nobody gives a fuck about you out here or if you got bronze
>>736347578Well?
>>736347582You WILL drink ze kale juice
>>736347640THE NEFARIOUS BUTT PICKER...
>>736343829Back to your containment board horse fuckers
>>736347640This isn't the Lara Croft thread.
>>736347640I draw the line at unironic horse fuckers, get the fuck outta here
>>736343829Is Radiant star skill even good?
>>736347697no
>>736347462sparks are 6 stam 12 power
Hehe I got Kitasan Black :>
>>736347697yes
>>736347616>This is the lifestyle the Daiwa openfag championsYep yep, glad I've got a plat and can live comfortably in a nice home. It's not an 8 plat mansion but I can live with it.
>>736347697It's a gamble mini-oguri unique that can potentially win you the race. Everyone takes it to gamble, so you should probably take it if you can.
>>736347293>Do Dream Journey and Orfevre have a similar scenario?Different anon and not that I recall of. In DJ's scenario, Orfevre is acting quite protective for her sister's sake and only merely start to accept Trainer (as in, not a simple mongrel) at the Christmas' event.And in Orfevre's case, she is extremely possessive about Trainer being her personal "staff".
>max speed>almost max Wit>Still A rankExplain this shit?
>>736347746What the fuck happened to your skill points? Don't tell me you're using a 45 RB deck
>>736347746Your uma is a wimp and doesn't know enough skills.
>>736347772What is 45 RB deck?
>>736347746S rank cutoff is 14.5K or thereabout, you're pretty close. The reason why it's so low is because your guts is low as shit. Obviously that's a Unity uma but still. If you wanted S with that guts and stamina you need to also get your power up over 1,000
>>736347273Yhwh was defeated by the uma trinity goddesses so the flood never happened and Umas were free to wander the lands and subjugate the humans but because their genetics lock them into needing human men and they could still give birth to human daughters, they were forced into peaceful co-existence and almost domestication by withholding sex from them. Also that the goddesses can incarnate into an era and disguise themselves among the humans to secretly steer the world according to their will.
>>736347693>Abusing your teacher-student relationship? EPIC! Fuck her right in the pussy bro>Having consensual sex with a mare? Ewwww, die die dieWhat causes this?
>>736347746
>>736347823I don't know what causes your mental illness but I know the cure
>>736347823Nobody wants a disgusting hag to fuck their teenage or younger sons either
>>736347273The director and Tazuna got into their positions from DEI initiatives to promote humans to take charge of Uma spaces and that's why they have to hide their uma traits because they'd get shitcanned for not being humans
>>736347746>Shit stamina>Shit guts>Minimal skills
>>736347273Tachyon rapeable list (biblically accurate)
>>736347104Double debuffer has the added benefit of potentially cucking dedicated late gamblers out of their pump/doberult/oyl if you match with another debuff user.
>Some 2chan nip has his own Bigwa shrine.
>>736343829the day she died (while having sex)
>Finals in sub-12 hoursHow's it lookin?
>>736345226makween... easy on the sweetsu...
>>736347616>nobody gives a fuck about you out here or if you got bronzeIt's fine you've only got bronzes. All we ask is that you be around for shoe laundering, get in your 6 million fans and maintain a steady body temperature at above 37 degrees celcius and a healthy diet filled with iron, copper, proteins and vitamins A, B9, B12 and C.
>>736347991Looking good!
>>736348001Again with the six million!
>>736347991Praying for total Ayabe victory
>>736348016>Bare earsWhat a fruaking slut.
>>736348041Bare ears are only lewd on umas with ear covers
>>736346896Gutsmaxx will be better than speed/wit, but much harder to get. You need to aim for 1200/x/1000/1000/1200 at least.
>>736348016Ai-chan, the whole CM was literally designed so you can smurf on other Uma (ahem Chrono)
4th april is MY birthdayI was born 44 earth circles around sun ago
>>736348078how the fuck are you supposed to get max speed, power, guts, and wit?I understand the logic behind the guts/speed deck and inherit wit sparks, still seems you'd be short on power though. NTA but I'd rather just inherit power and try to get my wit as high as possible otherwise
>>736348119Happy birthday! You are sharing it with four(4!) Umas!
>>736348142Is it bad that I think that this is hot as fuck?
>>736348078gutsmaxxing won't work on this CM because there are a few uphills that will fuck you over if you don't have good power and there is a downhill that will lag you behind if you don't have high Wit.
>Uma who usually covers her ears is absurdly erotic when her ears are nakedWhat do we call this phenomenon?
>>736348142Tired of "heh we're GAY" as the punchline
>>736348205More is less
>>736348205Foreplay
>>736348205because it's a rare sight when you see it, you appreciate it more
>>736348198Looking good for Dober's wit growth
>>736348206But they're not gay, just friends. Didn't you read?
>>736348259You can post this AIslop over and over but it doesn't make it real
>>736348206Not gay, I swear none of you fags had a femboy friend who sucked your dick in college
I like Teio but Teiobros make me not want to acknowledge it publicly.
>>736348286
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>736348302We need more normal Teiofans. All you have to do to raise her PR is not be obnoxiously insane
>>736348302Tragic.
Are we hoping or coping for finals, friends?
>>736348302I think you're just a pussy if you let others affect you like that
>>736348337You would burst into treats if we did.
>>736348337They did. What now?
>>736348337How about we put you in with Mr Hands instead?
I admit that I never played the game, never watched anime but I like those horse girls for their cuteness and adorable designs/atmosphere and frequently visit those threads to save fanart.
>>736348390Based
>>736348302There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Teiobro, especially after the bump limit.
>>736348374Such a soulful collab
>>736346546>The ruined makeupOh my fucking god, muh dick. Also I find Brian WAY hotter, mainly because seeing her do lewd stuff feels rarer
>>736348374>What now?
>>736348374How big is Uma musume in Japan?
>>736348417Kill yourself ritualnigger, also that image is trash
>>736348390I don't blame you, but if you don't mind visual novels I would recommend downloading the game. There's plenty of content for free and the stories are genuinely really good and make the horses even cuter.
>>736348456It's a big franchise.
>>736348337Wouldn't it be funny if we made some ads with specific umas telling them to post on /v/?
>>736348494It would be extremely fun
>>736348205It's just like with panties, the less you see the more your mind fills in the void of information. True art and eroticism requires you to imagine the unknown.
>>736348494For you
>>736348514I don't wanna bring more attention to these threads, so while funny I believe it's better if we don't
>>736347745i just noticed that both Biwa and Brian are over 90 in tits department and high 80s about hips, while Orfevre and Journey are respectively low 80s in both and fucking 66 for tits and 69 for hips. This is not fair, but i will make happt everyone i guess. also i like the smaller oneesan - bigger imouto trope
Know the rules
Doto vs multiple xogs!
>>736348456>Occasionally appear on TV shows from time to time>The navy military band play uma music every time there's a big race>Live events are always packed>People lined up to take part in local race course events>Some nip has his daughter saying WEI WEI because she saw Daitaku Helios do it.>There was report of a drawing of Silence Suzuka from an elementary school student a few years agoIt's okay.
>>736348514Seeing as how they allowed the femboy ads, I do wonder if the jannies are not allowed to meddle with ads or to take them down. Not that I would try since imagine buying ads.
>>736348583Just send an email to gookmoot that the jannies are fucking with advertising and watch heads roll.After next year Hiroshima will have owned 4chan longer than moot
>>736348704God, I miss Moot
>>736345994I think this is the hottest image I've ever seen, why the fuck does Kitasan have a such a hold on my brain and dick?
>>736348683>femboy ads>jannieswhaaaaaaaaaat's the difference??
>>736348489MY KINGU!
>>736348704>/v/ma WON
>>736348749You do realize he was in the Epsatano files (real)?
>>736347823One is a drawing and one is real. Granted I dobut mares are actually damaged by human intercourse considering they have to endure horse cock, but still. It's a taboo for a reason. If everyone acted like irl horsefuckers, society would collapse. And eventually they could catch a nasty std against which humans would have 0 defenses against, happened with monkeys and AIDS already.Don't be a subhuman, don't fuck animals.
>>736348704What is mootykins up to these days anyway? Did he go to the island?
>>736348074what about umas that only wear one ear cover?
>>736348671Huh, that's pretty interesting
>>736347273ALL UMAS ARE LAB GROWNDon't you find it weird how they just "randomly" birth from random human pairings? yet we have literally no proof of this happening, only umas birthing other umas? They are the result of CRISPR gene editing to splice human and horse DNA to create a super race of hu
>>736348647Dream Journey is incredibly hot despite the extremely petite body. They did a great job designing her
>>736348854He was a faggot, but he was our faggot.
>>736343829they all have the same fucking birthdaythe birthdays in this has got to be the lamest one in all gachas because of that
>>736348345Normal behaviour is to not avatarfag, so "raising PR" is a fool's errand.
>>736348965bussy property of opstein
>>736348950You mean they are just doing this to human women?
>there are zoomers here who've never known moot 4chan
>>736349032
>>736345642Not enough guts.
>>736348950...anon?How long until we unironically get humans with animal ears in real life? Didn't they succeed in reviving the formerly extinct dire wolves just last year?
I missed out on getting the hint books and some stars because I went to watch Project Hail Mary yesterday, did I brick my life? Film was kino
>>736349067Isn't that the unc who invented basedjak or something
>>736349108You don't want that. If you got for an all out ear cleaning you'll be wearing headphones for days because of how loud the world actually is. I can't imagine it'd be comfortable with Uma ears.
>>736349135Nobody got all the hint books this time anon. Aint no fuckin way unless you do MANT five hours a day
2 minutes before the registration period ends
>game sequel is nowhere near as good as the first
>>736349234I believe that we will win
>>736349108>Didn't they succeed in reviving the formerly extinct dire wolves just last year?It's more like they selectively edited gray wolf genes to make wolves that resembled dire wolves. No actual dire wolf DNA itself was involved.
>>736349202Yeah but I got NONE, that's why I'm asking, I'm worried
>>736349237If Maruzensky's so good then how come they didn't make a Maruzensky tw--
>>736348783She is so kind and beautiful...
>>736349326You'll be fine. The must grabs were the crystals, carats, and scout tickets. Even if you only got the crystals that's fine. A few books aint gonna brick'ya
>>736349347She took all of her mother's motherly genes
>>736349234>>736348418>>736348374Why are japs so obsessed with this one scene?
>>736349293Isn't that exactly what we need in order for kemonomimi to become real?>>736349175I'm sorry to hear that.
>Now matching
>>736349432It's cute
>>736348704I doubt Hiroyuki even cares about 4chanhttps://youtu.be/Zhy5zP0f5BAjust found this clip of him talking about uma, he said he never played it though
>>736349432Proof they all share one brain cell.
>>736349432>cute girls being dumbit's a mystery
>>736349437There's a little thing called "ethics" getting in the way of creating these man-made abominations
>>736348121By highrolling. Even if you switch that Fujin for Urara you can still get similar result. >>736348198A gain of guts from 600 -> 1000 exceeds decrease of pow from 1200 -> 1000. Especially when you can still get max pow from gutsmaxxing. Like I said before, it's okay to make spd/wit deck, but spd/guts/wit wil always have higher ceiling.
>>736349478Never seen a half jewish half japanese man till now
>>736349478Uma seems to have special status in 2chan.
>>736349520I see, 3 guts (one of those being MLB Fujin), 2 wit, and NTRNot really feasible for most players I imagine but you could maybe get something kinda close with some alternatives
>>736349576It's almost always the fastest thread there yes
>>736349607Not just that, but how it's allowed to hijack baseball and stock threads too.
>>736349607Fastest threads here, and if you check /vg/, I was actually surprised to see /uma/ is the fastest thread on /vg/, maybe second to FFXIV but at worse on par with it, which is already the fastest board. So combine the two and you have the fastest moving threads on this site without much in the way of competition. Bit of a cultural phenomenon no?
>>736349606Yeah it's really much harder, but it's feasible. That's why most JP CM guides during MANT will always give you 2 decks with 2 target stats spread, either Speed/Wit that is much easier to run, or Speed/Guts/Wit.
>>736349470>>736349504>>736349514I think it's also the fact that no uma has ever made that face before
>>736348456you have no idea
>>736349708fug
>>736349432No matter how they appear, if they're Sakura umas, they'll always be stupid.
>>736349135You shouldn't worry about it; the books in the shop weren't sufficient to hit required mat breakpoints on gold skills anyways.Having more books from this effectively means that a very small amount of people might later have a few more skill points over you on one singular uma in their entire stable. And the skill may not necessarily be relevant that CM, and/or they might not even be running that particular uma in the first place.
>>736349708Seeing that would just make me wonder if there are SSR chickens in my bucket.
Uma is the next Pokemon.You WILL see UmaMania.
>>736349576>>736349607>>736349630Why can't we have this?
>>736349520Losing because of the 600 guts stat points I can't have due to not being a whale is going to feel great. Can't wait...
>>736349708Can American/Europe KFCs do this collab again? It's free exposure.
>>736349747How many Sakuras do they have left in reserve? Will they be able to outnumber the Mejiros?
>>736348456They also had a coco's collab that I was able to go to. I got the Gentil card from it
>>736349825The only remaining notable Sakura I know of is Sakura Star O.
I like Tachyon.
>>736349812What the fuck is that?
Someone said the books become important once evolved skills are introduced. Do you need books to enable an umas evolved skills in the first place or what?
>>736344881Long is based and is a true challenge. Mile and sprint are random garbage for shit horses.
>>736349887>Do you need books to enable an umas evolved skills in the first place or what?You don't, but it reduces the skill points cost to let you buy other skills.
>>736349576Use futapo勢 is the speed of the thread
>>736349347Does anyone have the comic where Haru gets up to go to the bathroom and King anticipates she'll mistakenly climb into her bed, so she preemptively moves to Haru's bed only for Hary to start telling everyone the next day that King got lonely and crawled into bed with her.
>>736349812Isn't it like US/EU societies are still considering anime as "Chinese porn cartoons"?
>>736349886Rainguards for your feet. I got them but they're for especially rainy days and covering your boots on hikes. Sand too. You strap the them around your calves and you don't have to worry about rain getting in from the top. They're also nowhere near as bulky,
Now that final teams are locked in, how we feeling about the finals bros?
>>736350073Not looking good...
>>736349108We don't really need animal ears.
>>736350073I'm ready to see Swinging Maestro whiff on both of my end closers. Just like how it happened all the previous long CMs.
>>736350073Easiest finals of my life, everyone has long S and spurt. Golshicup
>>736350073Losing to a clanker or worse
>>736349576>>736349607I wonder if /v/ma 2chan has a similar schizo that goes>ガチャファゴットを禁止せよ>ステルスホース将軍On every thread and is mentally ill on the catalogue
>>736350073I'm just glad I didn't get demoted. Fuck this nigger scenario.
>>736349870>Sakura Star OThey could always make her the Silence Suzuka of the Sakura clan.
>>736350073I never got an ace I was really satisfied with. I put in the best Kita I could, and my Golshi was just a freak accident from when I was experimenting with MANT right off the bat. I'm not nearly as well-equipped as the last 5 cms I've lost, but it's not like it's impossible. I'm mostly just afraid of better Golshis.
>>736350073I will get third and be happy.
>>736350073Finished with something like an 80% winrate. You can always lose to bullshit, but I know that my girls have a real shot at making it this time around, not just collecting consolation carats.My biggest fear besides whales is being matched into a 6 front - 3 end lobby or something similar. Would strongly prefer if my rugpull uma could just run straight to the end without competition.
>>736350304>>ステルスホース将軍
>>736350304>stealth horse shogunkek
>>736350073If my end closer doesn't proc spurt im gonna be pissed. I know we can win this...
the last couple of days have been extremely frustrating, losing junior races, items not showing at shops, no rainbows, etc. at one point i almost threw my mobile phone in ragei'm gonna take a break
>>736350436>Generals on 2chan be like>shogun, video game shogun, shoguns belong on /vs/
>>736350461Were you running a B or even C mile uma?
>>736350461MANT is infuriating but the worst that happens to me is I tap my thumb aggressively and mutter things to myself in disbelief
>>736350365>Front Rice
>>736350304KEK
>>736350304
>>736349576What's the best way to access Japanese chans these days? Old links have C*
I’m cumming for 3rd
I haven't seen Fuku's third event in ages.
>>736350865>No long SBacktotheMINES!
Incredible the impact one little rule can have
>threw away a fast learner run just for choosing the top option during the acupuncture eventFucking straightaway recovery bricking my xoguri next time is energy
>>736350934goonerbros...call this Unity because we got blue balls
>>736350979Uma is a high roll game, you did the right thing
>>736350934It really is.
>>736350934I heard someone in one of these threads mention an artist and said he "made a doujin of every uma" I then looked my uma up and I didn't find shit
>>736350823https://futapo.futakuro.com/This is a better catalog
First time using the group card and this shit is nuts
>>736350934That just means you will have to do the porn yourself. You'll have to bring it into existence from the depths of your own soul.
>>736351086I'm scared to use it because I don't know how to incorporate it. If you don't unlock dates before classic is that just glue?
>>736351054hahakig? His Tachyon doujin was god-tier.
>>736351023>2chan>He doesn't knowThey all migrated to a different site
>>736350934They can never take my slop I gen when I feeling horny for Uma
>>736351143It's not Tachyon
>>736350073It's always 1/3 chance to win the plat. I WILL get it for long CM this time.
>>736351141Not him but yes. You miss out on extra stats and a good way to use the dates. Although if someone tells you to glue the run if you don't get to use all up the dates before classic summer camp, don't believe it. That's only if you're running Sirius + Riko and aiming for high rank and not an ace run.
>>736351129おいテメー!!
>warned for creating uma thread
>>736351162qrd? Does making your own goon slop feel that much better?
>>736347273The reason why they don't show the actual weights in the profiles is because Umas weigh as much as an actual horse but since the whole world is adapted towards umas you wouldn't realize it
>>736351069Teio on the front page!
I don't get this new mode at all.My umas are actually just worse.>Win G1s>Save shop stuff for summer>If training options are bad, raceWhat else am I missing?
>>736351326Saving megaphone for summer training.Saving cleat hammers for G1 and scenario goal races.
>>736351141I've used it twice now and I get it to "unlock" after just a couple trainings in junior year, which then opens up six dates you can choose from that all have separate benefits AND she can do random rainbow training, give you random stats in between every turn. Just try it out, it's really neat. I don't fully understand the rainbow mechanics but it activates upon a few certain triggers, one when the dates unlock and second when all the events are done. Just try it out, it's not that scary just gives you more options rather than forcing you on the "ordered" dates of Tazuna and Riko
>>736351242I can gen what ever I'm feeling like, so sure?https://files.catbox.moe/uo9tf3.png
>>736351326You're not racing enough. A win always gives you 100 shop coins. Your overall stat:coin conversion ratio can be around 0.4, so winning any race (not just G1) can net you +50 in total stat points.
>>736351326>>Save shop stuff for summerThis is gaslight, especially if you speedmaxxed your training. Use them when you see double or triple rainbows. I've gotten a 200+ before outside summer.
>>736349576>>736349921I can spot a BA thread here but I thought it was super popular in nipland?
>>736351439Damn not into Nishino but having your own umawife in any position on command does sound tempting, I never got into running my own models locally when it boomed so now I don't know how to do it
>>736351227Don't have too much >fun now, else (((they))) will take it away
>>736351153Where and why?
>>736351086>>736351218>>736351414I have no fucking clue how to use this card, this is the most complicated thing I've seen in this game since Aoharu, I am at a loss and I already know I am missing out on a lot by not using it. What the fuck do I do? Trying to fit training in MANT is already hard enough with now dates on top of it
>AI slop
>>736351326Are you abusing energy? Racing at perpetually minimal energy and keep amulet or energy items if a good training shows up.
>>736349747Not true, Laurel is a smart, extemely dangerous schemer
>>736351482Do you have a decent GPU? It's really pretty braindead to just run something like forge.
>>736351227Meanwhile I get a 3 day vacation for the same thing...
Most sane Falco fan.
>>736351534I'm pretty sure that retard was shitting up threads posting ai garbage. If you spank it to ai that's whatever but keep it to yourself.
>>736351549I have a 2070 super and can follow a guide no problem
>>736351534Please don't lump me in with that retarded schizo, mine was simply posted as an example for an anon asking if it feels better to use your own.
>>736351569We wuv Falco here.
>>736351227>warned for talking about video games on the video game boardthat's the state of 4chan now I guess
>>736351326It's not really that simple, but you pretty much want to stick to an agenda is if you were doing a fan/parent run in URA/unity. Mile/medium/long combination is simplest, but there are others that need to go on different schedules. Winning sets of races will grant lots of free stats, but it can't be any old race. The races you run matter, but you wanna be doing like 30+ in a career.Then you use energy items and good luck charms to train when you otherwise wouldn't be able to due to no energy from racing all the time. Buy stat boost items, megaphones + bands to maximize training effectiveness. Buy as many cleats as possible, use them on G1s but save 3 master cleats for the final three races to get 20 in each stat times three, one for each twinkle max race. You also want to have 3 max megaphones for the last 3 turns of training as well, good luck charms dont hurt there.cupcakes are always good. The grilled carrots that raise affinity with your team early on can be very useful as there's not many opportunities to raise them past junior year since you'll mostly be racing
>>736351227Earlier this week I got 3 day ban without a warning. At least it's fun imagining the guy seething in tears as he does this shit and then deletes the thread at 450~ posts
>>736351569This couldn't be me even if I lived in Japan because my Umawife has barely any merch
Another /v/ma victory
