how to introduce good games to newfriends?
You dont, unless they ask. Normalfags don't play good games.
>>736481630Please don't spam her making her threads a kill on site from the jannies
New wife
Normalfaggotroons only care about the current game, so pick the monthly friendslop and recommend it to them
>>736482041The average American high school girl and boy in the year 2029
>>736482041Draw them fucking
>>736481630If they share their own games and interest often you can do the same, If they dhare with you but don't like when you share you own they're a bad friend
tell them to start with the greeks
>>736482390The whar
>>736482105pretty grim if all girls are going to be shitskins in just 3 years
>>736482805All girls either already are shitskins or they try to copy their appearance with the Kardashian makeup style
>>736481995Why was the last one nuked
>>736482262lewd
>>736481630I love playing with teens on Genshin. They're always so positive and expressive. Much better than the annoying mute weebs.
>>736482071Cute...
>>736481630Late zoomette are also like this but play pokemon too with their gachas.
>>736482041Whats on his pin
>>736483653I think it says 1 year of bald gay website I think the blonde brown characters is making fun of the sharty user base being underage brown mutts
>>736481630Make fun reaction images out of old games, and they will ask about them.
>>736482041They will marry and have 40 kids
>>736481630>>736484038
I NEED an Alphie GF who's eager to learn about new games and that also teach me about newer generation stuff
Dont do it guys
Why the limbus strayIsnt project moon for boomerchads?
>>736484843Colonoscopy Corporation and Legend of Ruina sure. But Limbis is Roblox territory.
>>736484843Project Moon is for gachatrannies
>>736484746Don't worry anon, she's 16>>736484843Limbus did irreparable damage
I wanna headpat Alphie-chan!
>>736484746The stipulation of the Roman law, according to which a girlmay marry at twelve, was adopted by the Church, and is stillpreserved, rather tacitly, in some of the United States. Andfifteen is lawful everywhere. There is nothing wrong, say bothhemispheres, when a brute of forty, blessed by the local priestand bloated with drink, sheds his sweat-drenched finery andthrusts himself up to the hilt into his youthful bride. “In suchstimulating temperate climates [says an old magazine in thisprison library] as St. Louis, Chicago and Cincinnati, girls matureabout the end of their twelfth year.” Dolores Haze was bornless than three hundred miles from stimulating Cincinnati. Ihave but followed nature. I am nature’s faithful hound.
>>736484746>ginger loser fake dates highschool girl which is less actual dating and more just friendship(legal in canada btw)>got called a pedo>ginger loser(woman) literally kissing and implying to have sex with a highschool girl>gets away with itWhy
>>736484746As an American, I don't understand why we care so much about other countries age of consent, laws like if another country's age of consent was like thirteen I wouldn't care because it's not happening over here we have no right to demonize people who go after ages they're legally allowed to go after
>>736484746Scott Pilgrim is 99% about characters boning eachother and learning to be better people or something and that's why I never liked it.
>>736485116Americans are just weird. I remember when they called a fictional 50 year old boning a fictional 40 year old pedophilia.
>>736485116Americans.See american SM sites like reddit or twitter, its just pure cancer
I have deertroon fatigue.
>>736485013Same
>>736481630A new thread, nice.
>>736482071CUTE
>>736481630
>>736485509Qrd?
>>736485814I want to corrupt her with my disgusting and repulsive 4channer cock!
>>736484843>stray
>>736483201Alphie-chan is AGAINST proshipping!!!!!!!! It is problematic medias!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736485920
>>736486295it's okay if they're both boys
>>736482071>suddenly
>>736484843We're to gen alpha what JoJo was to gen z.>t. zoomzoom of whom 3 of my close friends were roblox jojo game devs
What if alphie is a boy?
>>736486781Shooo shoo jew
Favorite piece of OC yet?Also what even qualifies as an Alphie game? Roblox? What is even popular nowadays?
>>736486340BASED
>>736486904>millennial boomers on /v/ trying to figure out what the youngest generation likes to play so they can draw porn of them
>>736486904Roblox, Geometry Dash, osu!, Arc Raiders
>>736486340incredibly hot
>>736486904From girls I knowPokemon, Genshin, honkai, animal crossing, roblox, brawlstar(?) and other gachas
>>736487184why do you know 13-16 year old girls
>>736487095yeah 4cuck is just full of these pedonigger millenishart boomcucks, bush did a service getting most of them eliminated in afghanistan
>>736481630Whos drawing this shit?
>>736481895This. And I don't even bother if there isn't a demo, as I know they won't try it.
>>736487287Me
>>736487231Im a late zoomer I'm aware of the trends a bit
>>736487269>4cuck>goes and posts on itinderesting
>>736486340I want to commit my life to her.
>>736487269>4cuckGo back.
>>736486340I will make her play ps2 games with me... and she'll teach me roblox
>>736487231My daughter is about that age and I know her friends
>>736487368Keep up the good work friend
Cumming inside Alphie while she's not on the pill!
>>736487824Is Alphie a virgin?
>>736487918Yes because Gen Alpha probably has the same low rate of having sex as zoomers did
>>736487368Make a doujinshi or porn already then
>something resembling oc>look inside>some tumblr ask blog-esque abomination originating from discord
>>736487918>>736487970But also no after I'm done with her
>>736488017Modern narcissism needs to be analyzed and studied.
>>736481630don't & gatekeep
>>736487918She's a stinky loser so yes she was until she met me
>>736488007>literally started as a 4chan post
>>736481630>limbus companyYou're playing lobotomy corporation now!!!!!
>>736488259How will Alphie react to lobcorp?
>>736488159link?
>>736485880https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/scp/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/166/type/op/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/kissing%20pls/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/Cookie_Run_Kingdom.pnghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736404141/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736400975/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736416276/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736427250/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736428029/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736429430/
>>736488471What?
>>736488403>>736416276I think this might be the second one and the first got nuked really fast
>>736488403>>736416276
She cute. I need a slightly chubby insecure and brainrotted zoomer nerd gf now
>>736488628>>736488635>litter links are deadphew, I sure almost clicked on those
>>736488259>You're playing lobotomy corporation now!!!!!Lobocorp is really the only fun game of project moon and thats being very broad with the definition of fun
>>736488754It was nothing good dont worry
>>736481630If they're younger, you mostly can't unless they take an interest in it themselves. What they enjoy, and were raised to enjoy, is inherently different to what we enjoy. That's just the way of it.
>>736485509Honestly, his desperation for (you)s has become rather enjoyable to watch, so I do actually hope he continues.
>>736485509>not another general>not another gacha general>not another discord threadthe fact oc even exists in this day and age let alone on this board is a miraclei guess i can't be too bothered until the start shilling their patreons or whatever
>>736485509>>736488921Holy projection
>>736481630>FORSAKENbased 6dof enjoyer
>>736488962>>736488972I see you've also managed to get your bumpers to return, though>not another discord threadDon't start lying now.
>>736489059jesus fuck. i've been trying to remember the name of this game for actual fucking decades and my memories of that case just unlocked. ty anon.
>>736489096I started to suspect you are the deer troon, bud. How is Alphie related to deers at all while you are posting deergirl porn?
>>736489114glad to be of help
>>736489059Anon...
>>736488017>TempleOS/Linux>Hidden arms>that jaw/facial structureThat's a dude.
>>736489221Your art is rather easy to recognize, don't start this.
>>736488754They were all drawfags' rule34 renditions of Alphie, most were good, one needed work and improved on it massively later in the thread.
Playing switch with her
>>736489470I think you are just schizophrenic
>>736489542What games does she on it?
>>736489553Did you really think that you would be so quckly forgotten by just making different threads? This is the exact reason why I find this fun.
>>736489707Smash
>>736489820What?
>>736486781We've already seen her naked
so /v/ is just full of pedos now?
>>736489893We've had this conversation before, no? I don't see why you pretend to be somebody else if you'll just repeat yourself.
>>736489707Pokopia
>>736489982But what if?
>>736490057>now
>>736490059this is actually an anonymouse website, any personalities that arent blatant avatarfagging is you imagining things
Ain't alphas hyperactive? Even more so than zoomers.
>>736488471Bro, are you alright?
>>736488017Imagine how boring and average she must be.
>tumblr ask blog character from discord>already has a schizo bumbling in screeching about what the voices tell him about the artist of the ocNo wonder OC died and got replaced by wojak edits. There's no concern about "Reddit stealin muh me-mes" that got disproven by the fact wojaks, gigachads, and pepes are all not only used on normalfag sites, they exist in paid merch found on places like amazon, and faggots STILL post them here, it's about avoiding post-2016 schizophrenic psychos who stalk random anons thinking they're the poopfart persona they've hallucinated.
>>736489707Splatoon and she have like 1000 hours on it but still sucks so you carry her but she always act it's the other players fault but she's so cute you can't tell her it's her fault and she's so brainrotted she does pulls in all her gachas between death making losing even more common and she takes the splatfest super seriously sending you rants about why her favorite idol losing is a crime and how it almost made her cry
>>736481630Relentlessly pester them until they give up and play it Then when they find out that your game is shit, they can call complain about it being garbage right in front of you and then never trust you for game recommendations ever again.
i fuck a zoomer girl behind her zoomer bf's back. i'm a millennial. it's been happening for months.
>>736489707Animal crossing, duh.
>>736490543Hot give more details
>>736490543Please be black
>>736490543Favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>736490574i teach her bf at a college and met her through him. ever since then she's always come to talk to me when she saw me. one thing led to another.>>736490605white as snow.>>736490737vegeta
>>736488471>He's DESPERATE for (You)s!>Didn't participate in the biggest campaign in his 4chan careerSeek mental help. I beg you
>>736490380This sound way too specific
>>736486340unfathomably based
>>736490167I don't see why you pretend to be somebody else since it's wholly pointless, you'll move on and make a new thread about something entirely different and we'll have this exact same conversation then.>>736490354Where does he even find people like you anyway, or did you not see what happened last year in his more than a thousand threads, newfag?
>SEE ZOOMER>TRASH ZOOMERSIMPLE META. THIS -IS- THE META AS YOU ARE SHIT SO PLEASE STOP SAYING "ZOOMER" (WHY YOUD BE SAYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE IDK)
>>736483201AAAAGGHG I'M GONNA MAKE HUMPIESSSS
>>736491019>this random anon is poopfart I just know itMeds.
>>736482071Beautiful
>>736491019deertroon.......
>>736490748Make her rim your unc ass
>>736491245if only.
>>736488754It was most delectable, juicy, barely clothed kyojiri art.
>>736486340This just makes me miss my zoomie ex.I even played some 'blox with her. Mostly obbys and random shit like that.God she was amazing. If only her family weren't crazy muslims.
>>736486340endless sex with pudgy girls with no bra, freckles, and short messy hair
>>736484038Based.
>>736490330>and oreosIt's legitimately like this which is fucking horrifying.
>>736490748Does she play roblox??
>>736491212>same art style>samey op text>same typing manner>same exact "n-no im not that guy actually" excuseIt's very obviously him, though again, I don't exactly expect better from a newfag/'cord bumper.>>736491241If only.
>>736491019>I don't see why you pretend to be somebody elseits crazy but its true, all of 4chan is me you and the other guy
>>736491497i've never asked. i don't care much about her hobbies.
>>736482105You mean since 2023.Despite what BBC spamming Indians want you to believe. It is latinos who are breeding the white girls.
>>736482071Damn female kids!
>>736491508i think you are just genuinely insane, buddy.
>>736491545You can search up my image on the archive of your choosing, if there's someone out there who knows him, it's me.
>>736488471Looking at this post, the correlation stands. My dick doesn't care, though.
New fetish unlockedx I need 300 image of her please or other zoomette/alphies
I need more art of her now
>>736490748You deserve horrible fate until you larp then you are just faggot
>>736482071Alright Alphies, we haven't decided on her bottom wear yet. Are we all in favor of spats?
>>736489526>missed half of the OC because I decided to play vidya instead of browsing all day for once
>>736492124Spats or loose shorts
>>736492064want to try again?
Videogames?
>>736492274Which ones are Alphie compatible?
>>736492147Can somebody repost the litter links?
>>736492124im partial for dolphin shorts
>>736484843Lobotomy Corporation isLimbus, no
>>736490543i see posts like this often. i don't know how milleniboomers expect me to believe they're all having sex with zoomettes when on average they look like this.
>>736488017>I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>736492482perhaps the disbelief of the average zoomer is why we keep getting away with it.
>>736490543I'm sure this is real and not a LARP
>>736492124Come the fuck on. Some nerdy out of shape alphie is not going around wearing spats.
>itt; zoomers discover the popularity of the ugly bastard tag
>>736484843It stopped being kino the second it became gachashit, anon.
>>736492358https://litter.catbox.moe/kt53f7ylypgmtbej.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/3zxdyxur9btynkmf.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/9cab8j7xhpnb1o2i.png
>>736492649>itt; zoomers discover the popularity of the ugly bastard tagShe's not ugly tho
>>736492659Makes me wonder what exactly they are making next with all the gachabucks after Limbus is over.
>>736492669I puked in my mouth a little
>>736492741Poke ALL Abnos.
>>736481630I can tell this character is going to be spammed every day amd get stale
>>736492640This at best she's wearing pajama shorts
>>736492669>nubile lithe younger woman?>no, fat hog
>>736492884the obesity rate of kids is an alarming trend in the America of today
>>736491673i drew you as a submissive furry wife
>>736492669Kino
>>736491561*latinas that are fucking white men
>>736484843Limbus is literally the tumblr of gachas. Of course zoomers would parade around it
>>736492796>>736492884Low test
>>736492948Wish I had a stalker deer wife
Gen A only plays old games.That's all I gave em.
>>736487269not enough buzzwords
>>736492925My little sister is 5 and she's skinny, loves Godzilla, monsters, and Roblox. 6 7's already a dead meme among gen alpha.
>>736493171Yes, you have to be low test to find obese whales attractive, thanks for agreeing
>>736491545She has a mosquito
>>736492948New girl unlocked?
>>736492948>>736493317Alphie's fucking fursona
>>736493284Alphie is a teen sustaining on precooked meals and junk food
>>736481630Kids play Genshin? I thought it was lonely 20/30 somethings.
>>736493284I have 4, they're all a healthy, non fat weight. I've seen them play fortnite and roblox but I've never heard them say 67. I have heard one use ragebait a loooot so I consider anyone using it here to be underage.
>>736493371This she could cook but she have no motivation and would rather play vidya
someone is trying really hard to have their OC go mainstream i see
>>736481630Your art is ugly.
youre all mentally ill
I need an alphie GF
>>736493496>>736493527He’s been doing this since December and hasn’t improved at all.
>>736493496>>736493527>
>>736493496Initial thread wad organic. Any follow ups will be forced, but we had fun
>>736493496A 1X age loli OC mainstream?
Most gen a girls don't play video games. They just browse their phones.
ah, i said i'd do an alphie if a thread was still uphttps://files.catbox.moe/19o18h.png
>>736493738Why are you giving kindergartners phones?
>>736493905Eldest Gen As are 16
>>736492948Despite however many times I have killed your threads, I still don't hate the oc you do create.You're still a massive faggot though.
>>736493723sure, anything is possible
>>736492669I'm going to learn to draw so I can draw cute loli and not the hambeasts I see plaguing /v/ day after day
>>736481630>>736485814>>736486340>>736492669Who the FUCK do I need to follow so I can commission more of this?
>>736494186>commissioning mspaint drawingsit's fucking over
I know its a boomer thing to say the next generation is fucked but gen alpha might actually be the closest we'll get to nietzche's last man. Dopamine addicted morons who won't be able to even read or imagine on their own.
Castration for those who insult fat bitches.
>>736485116Americans bend the knee to women and that is why everyone thinks the aoc is 18
>>736481630Oh thank god, another thread. I doodled this and the thread ended right as I finished it but before I could post it.
>>736493995God forbid a man want some meat for echoing plaps
>>736494379HOLY KINO MY DICK
>>736494379She's not that big....
>>736494379Drawing is really good but she could call me sus
>>736494361You couldn't vote unless you were a landowning man who's daddy happened to be rich either. The system in place was made to oppress the weak and poor and keep you there.
>>736493995The best time to start was 20 years ago anon. The second best time to start is today!
