>>736503223
>the meatheads
>the Hitler youth
>the smart ones
>and the rest
Tough choice!

There's no debating with the faggots who made this slop, they deserve only death.

>>736503223
I was dating someone who wanted me to take a shitty online quiz that would pick a Harry Potter house for me. I got Slytherin. There's a bit of contrarianism in it, but given two of the choices are hero team and villain team, I'd prefer the villain team.

>>736503223
I wish Hogwarts Legacy had dollies to smooch

>no spell that lets you strip girls naked
1/10 shit game

>Fighter
>Wizard
>Rogue
>Cleric

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Why are these coats of arms so minimalist? They should be much more elaborate since it's the 1800s. I hate minimalslop.

Every test I've done puts me in ravenclaw but I don't want to be around a bunch of nerds

>>736504629
>he says, as he posts on 4chan

>>736504629
You'll never escape yourself

>>736504821
4chan isn't just full of nerds, it's full of faggots. Nerds are just a subset of that.

>>736504629
I always get Ravenclaw too
Which I was fine with
But Hogwarts Legacy's Ravenclaw students fucking suck

>>736503223
Harry Potter is fucking gay and it was the gateway drug that got retarded normalfaggots into nerd shit

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>>736504421
they need something minimal to use when it's just a tiny icon. the houses all have proper heraldry.

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>>736505271
>it was the gateway drug that got retarded normalfaggots into nerd shit
was it?

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>>736503223
>are you a fag, a nerd, an asshole or a creepy pervert?

>>736505393
HP predated BAZINGA boy

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>>736505271
for me it was. it made hp and lotr boring in comparison

>>736504260
But you can turn yourself into a girl with a potion, surely that's good enough? Imagine being able to have tits and a pussy for a day.

>>736504629
The idea is stupid anyway, since it's just picking a character trait, meaning there are apparently 4 total different personalities.

>>736505558
Bazinga boy came out in 2017.

>>736505947
>But you can turn yourself into a girl
remind me, why do looney troons hate this franchise?

>>736505593
and how's your HRT going?

>>736505393
Most of the audience just ignores Bazinga Man talking about emulators and cares if someone's gonna fuck this episode.

>>736506028
Because the writer didn't acknowledge the existence of feminine penises.

>>736506016
The first HP book came out in 1997, though most people don't read, so the first movie came out in 2001. Though I still think the POORLY CODED NINTENDO 64 EMULATOR had a bigger cultural impact.

Is Harry Potter worth reading? I got started on it so far but I don't really like the whole dicksucking of Harry Potter. I mean I get it, it's literally called Harry Potter but damn....

>>736506015
>Anon realizes why the political compass is a shit system

>>736506220
It's a children's book for children and for adults who know very little of life

>>736506028
>remind me, why do looney troons hate this franchise?
the chick that wrote the books doesnt like trannies

>>736506220
I actually re-read the series very recently because I wanted to see how they held up. They're alright I guess, but they're not exactly high literature. There's plenty of awful scenes that really don't need to be there, and everything involving romance is pure cringe. My enjoyment of re-reading them probably came purely from the nostalgia since I read them as they came out as a kid.

I'm not exactly well read but I know for certain there are way better books out there.

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>>736503223
>slytherin fires you if you are too pretty

Ravenclaw or hufflepuff

>>736506261
It works fine in deciding who to vote for considering there's probably no candidate who thinks exactly the way you do. Like a personality test, it's not a useful way of grouping people that can predict everything someone will say.

>>736506220
Harry gets his dick sucked until book 5 when the gubbamint decides he's a bad boy who's done very naughty things

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>>736506028
JK Rowling doesn't think transwomen should be allowed to use their dicks as a lasso to wrangle up children, and for some reason, they think it's normal to put these in public restrooms.

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>>736503325
>Harry Potter
>Albus Severus
>???
>Newts Scammander
brave of you to praise the only house with no protagonist

>>736504421
theyre for people who literally shit themselves and evaporate the evidence they would probably study heraldry as some sort of weird muggle nonsense

>>736506512
I wouldn't touch that with my bare hands

>>736506220
They're books for children. It's easy to roll your eyes when a scene is about a HUGE school sports game or the characters are deciding who to ask to a dance. I wouldn't recommend reading them just to enjoy the story, but they're so widespread it's easy to feel like you have to read them.

heheheheh

"Longbottom"

>>736506220
I like the story but it isn't exactly engaging. I rereadf the first book a few years ago, and literally nothing happens in it. Books 5 and 6 are the only ones where anything interesting happens.

>>736506612
I felt the need to wash my hands just looking up that image

>>736503325
>Meth-heads.
>Coke-Heads.
>Shroom-Abusers.
>Weed-Bruhs.
That's basically their personalities.

>>736506332
>>736506404
>>736506464
>>736506630
>>736506691
Can we stop acting like children's books aren't kino?
Holes, Waterfront Down, Fist of the North Star are insanely fucking kino.

But yeah, it's alright so far the only thing I'm a little huh is why didn't Voldemort just hire a muggle to kill Harry, why is Dursleys such a fucking dick to Harry when they can use his magic bullshit to get rich and abuse his powers? Yeah, don't think about it much but still. Dumbledoor REALLY couldn't find anyone else to take care of Harry? (the spell bullshit seems retconned)

Hufflepuff is probably the least obsessive house and actually the best one to be in overall.

You know they'll have the best parties.

>>736506828
I will agree those three books are kino, but Harry Potter really does not reach those levels. Trust me, Anon. Go read the books again if you don't believe me.

>>736506828
voldemort made harry what he was. if he didn't go kill lily and james, he would have succeeded. the story was literally over before it began. it's not like lily and james were exceptional.

>>736506887
fair don't really expect it to hit those highs desu haha but it's gotta be at least better than project hail mary (holy fuck one of the most shilled movies I've ever seen in my life that's been incredibly mediocre and people are saying the book is better?)

>>736506828
Harry Potter books specifically are tedious to read for the first time as an adult. Fist of the North Star is fun. It's still worth recognizing that it isn't War and Peace, though.

>>736503223
Doesn't make any sense why Hermoine wouldn't be put in Ravenclaw

>>736506028
>>736506113
>>736506361
>>736506512
Don't get it twisted, Rowling is still woke as fuck, she just prioritizes feminism above all other woke issues and trannies directly threaten feminism. She probably has zero issue with FtMs.

>>736506046
you're obsessed with trannies because you were wrong?

>>736507494
There's no real logic there. JK wanted one of the main characters to be a girl, and making her griffindor was the logical way to make her always close to harry and ron. The only notable characters from ravenclaw and hufflepuff were introduced in books 4 and 5.

>>736503223
Hufflepuff because Yellow is my favorite color.

>>736507950
ok badgerfag

>>736506828
Dursleys were basically the racist muggles to what the pureblood are to wizarding world. They hate each other like oil and water they don't mix. Dursleys want a perfectly normal life and don't want anything to do with bad reputation of being seen as extraordinary or special. It made perfect sense. You just wanted a good family life and there comes Potter always being weird and extremely odd and as a big fuck you? HE'S A FUCKING WIZARD!

You think Hogwarts had a IRA fad during the troubles?

>>736507802
There is logic there; You wish to be put into a specific house so bad you pray for it: They hat will be like "since you want it so much, you'll be in said house." Even Harry was put into the house for fucks sake due to this. "Not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin..." Basically its a skill issue and allows choice in the matter so the sorting isn't full on RNG bullshit like with Gacha. Hermione was smart but she was more brave than smart as well most Ravenclaw wouldn't fit her type of courageous behavior of stepping out of academia bounds which she constantly does. (Time turner for example.)

>>736508041
Petunia opening up about her relationship with her sister Lily was the most interesting thing in the entire series, because for the most part, you don't really even consider the Dursleys to be actual characters, and since they have magic in their family, it's funny to think that Dudley could have been a wizard.

>the objective good
>the nerds
>the objective evil
>the losers
Truly amazing schooling system they have in the UK. At least in the US you can spec into prep, jock, goth, geek, stoner, and loser

>>736508241
He couldn't have been a wizard neither were the others. Technically anyone "COULD" be born a witch or wizard but it wasn't likely one was born unless it was two full-blown Wizards procreating and even then it would've been a small chance of having a retarded squib around. Its literally RNG-hell.

>>736508203
They'd mostly consider it to be some human bullshit they have nothing to do with, but if they have friends or family in it, they'd want to be involved.

>>736503223
The correct answer is you take the online quiz and pick the house you get.

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>>736508203
>Bombarda!

>>736508241
>you don't really even consider the Dursleys to be actual characters
what do you mean

>>736508650
He's calling the whole senpai a bunch of NPC muggles lil' bro casting mad shade at Dursleys.

>>736503223
It doesn't even matter, it's all cosmetic. You don't even go to the common room once you unlock the Room of Requirement. Your house choice has no bearing on anything meaningful in the game, the dumbass devs even programmed Hufflepuff students to complain about mudbloods. This game was a total cashgrab.

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>>736503223
CHOOSE WISELY

>>736508428
>wizards could have very easily stopped hitler
>chose not to for some reason
I guess they just don't meddle in muggle affairs, but based

>>736508881
I choose a pureblood Slytherin twink

>>736508881
which one has a dick

>>736508881
I'm apparently a Ravenclaw but I don't want Zoe Quinn. Wasn't that Chinese bitch Harry was after also a Ravenclaw? Let me get some of that.

>>736509015
all of them.

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>>736508881
Idk why they decided with the colored hair.
This is gemini's response to "a typical Ravenclaw female student?

>>736509404
And Gemini would not create the literal same character with a different outfit if you asked for a typical different house student?

>>736509678
Basically the same but with no glasses
lol

>>736509868
the griffindor and hufflepuff sluts have the same teeth. AI isn't going to do that

>>736509950
Don't think they'd be showing teeth in the first place

I think the thing that sucks about Harry Potter is that every single interesting path that the books can take and they take the most dull route. It's the biggest wasted potential I've ever seen. I'm surprised there hasn't been a better clone (especially anime-wise). yes yes lol mashle but that's more of a parody manga than something serious.

>>736503223
Why are Hufflepuff so shit?

>>736510000
quads

Was Cursed Child REALLY that bad?

>>736503325
>*note: the Meatheads ALSO get all the smartest one because of protagonist privilege, and nobody from the so called smart house ever accomplishes anything to actually demonstrate supposedly being smart*

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>>736503223
This was my debate as a child.
>Magic and wizardry? Boring.
>Conspiracy and spycraft? Cool.
Ekats all the way!

>>736510172
I only read the plot synopsis, but it genuinely reads like fanfiction, and not even good fanfiction. The protagonist of the series has to act wildly and ridiculously out of character in order to make the plot happen, which is pretty fucking retarded. The whole thing smacks of the same "deconstruction" trend from 10-15 or so ago, when they started "reimagining" beloved characters, which was always just a fig leaf for portraying them as bumbling idiots, assholes, and generally pathetic, like a genuine humiliation ritual for the character itself, and by proxy for everyone who ever liked that character.

>>736510123
>Hogwarts Legacy
They get the best house exclusive quest though

>>736510123
hufflepuff seems to be treated as the retard group. griffindor is brave, slytherin is cunning and motivated, ravenclaw is smart, and then hufflepuff is just "the rest". I'd like to think this was intentional, but JK just kinda doesn't seem to put a lot of effort in to fleshing things out

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I stopped watching right here

>>736510123
NPC house

>>736503223
As far as HogLeg goes, it doesn't matter at all which house you pick apart from what color you want your robe trim to be. You can't roleplay at all.

>>736503223
Pufflepuff

>>736510172
It's Boruto tier. Literally, even, I would not be surprised if either had inspired the other

>>736510123
They’re the reject house if you don’t have any of the qualities of the other house. Hufflefags try to cope by saying they have muh loyalty or kindness but realistically any of the other houses can have these traits.

>>736510487
>but JK just kinda doesn't seem to put a lot of effort in to fleshing things out
People pick these books apart like they're "real" literature, but they're really just stories for children and young adults. Everything in those books is intended to capture a mood, to create atmosphere, or cause certain emotions. That's why these books resonated so well with so many people, they're very good at making the world feel alive, or making you like or hate certain characters. For all her faults as a writer, Rowling was excellent at creating atmosphere and mood in those books, and that's why they work.

On the flipside, everything falls apart when you treat them as dry worldbuilding. Because frankly, the plot barely makes sense, too many of the books just tread water, there are so very many obvious retcons, character motivations are either complete gibberish or so flat as to make those characters into caricatures, the rules of the world are complete nonsense, and every problem or conflict has a trivial solution if anyone were to think about it logically. But that was never the point. The point was to tell the story of a raggedy orphan and regular boy (just like you!) who is raised by his nasty adoptive parents and their bully son, until he discovers a wonderful world of whimsical magic, and is then forced to become a hero and fight evil because he's magically linked to the greatest evil wizard of all time. That's it. Soak in the atmosphere and don't think too hard about the logical pitfalls of it all.

>>736510784
Anyone from any house can have the traits from any other house. The sorting hat was thinking about putting Harry in slytherin, and the only reason he didn't was because Harry met Draco on the train and didn't like him.

That makes me think, was there ever an instance of someone changing houses during the series?

Is there any other anime/manga/novel/tv series that's like Harry Potter where a random kid gets put into a school and a world he knows nothing about? I know that's pretty common but usually it's just
>the random kid actually is reincarnated and knows everything that's going to happen and it's just power fantasy isekai slop of the dude completely going "just according to plan" every 5 seconds
>the school doesn't actually matter and it's just hijinks to get him a battle team so he can go full on battle shounen

>>736508881
>the most generic pretty girl possible
>very slightly edgy girl
>gamer girl nerd who wants everyone to know she's not like other girls
>uwu rawr means i love you in dinosaur crazy girl
Yeah that fits.

>>736510863
I understand what you're getting at, but this is the gayest thing to contribute to any conversation. We know its fiction. Do you go in to undertale threads and say "you know it isn't real, right", because that's what you're doing here.

>>736510863
man that's the worst type of freaking criticism that everyone always says. "durrr it's a kids movie" yeah and I don't give a FUCK. I'd watch Holes 20x over than Project Fuck Fairy.

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HARRY

>>736510487
They're supposed to be the nice ones, and hard working or whatever. There's a big problem with that because none of the other houses can function if nobody is nice or hard working.

>>736511036
Mashle is pretty much a copy of Harry Potter but he's got muscles

>>736511294
DID YOU PUT YOUR COCK IN THE GOBLON OF FIRE

>>736511362
I guess but it's a parody manga, I don't think it's trying to take itself seriously.... I guess Early Naruto (like REALLY early Naruto (like literally only the first arc)) would scratch the same itch but idk I'm so tired of hidden abilities type protagonists.

>>736503223
Harry Potter is so lame..

Gryffindor: Twitter
Ravenclaw: Reddit
Slytherin: 4chan
Hufflepuff: Discord

>>736511420
Welcome to Demon Academy, Iruma Kun is decent

>>736510784
You don't get put into a house because of your traits, you get put into it because of your values. Peter Pettigrew and Neville Longbottom sure as fuck weren't "brave" when they were put into Griffindor but they both highly value the idea of gallantry and bravery despite being cowards.
Same reason Hermione isn't a Ravenclaw despite her entire existence being "the smart book girl"

>>736510487
Gryffindor: Warrior
Ravenclaw: Mage
Slytherin: Rogue
Hufflepuff: ???

>>736503325
>the Hitler youth
HELL YEAH!

>>736510505
I look like this and do this

>>736511702
Hufflepuff is the priest healslut

>>736507494
She's a Slytherin at heart, but the mudblood thing is an issue

>>736511472
just man up and go to some prostitute. One that is doing it voluntarily, You can even spend a good amount of money to get a pretty one. You will go super excited, last for 10 seconds and then realize that sex is not that amazing

you know what's great? coming home to your loving girlfriend and knowing after a full day of handling faggots, niggers and other retards that you can just chill with her cuddle and shit. And it feels amazing, then you can do proper loving sex and fall sleep together.

Then years later she will divorce you and if you have kids she will leave you with nothing.

Get the nihilisim pill. Nothing in life fucking matters, so just go ballistic, travel to crazy countries, join a fucking mercenary group, try some sport, dunno just live experiences. Life is temporary so do whatever the fuck you want, in the end, everyone dies

>>736512060
She isn't snide enough to be slytherin. She's too honest for that. Keep in mind that being honest and being truthful are not the same thing.

>>736510391
What is this from?

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HRAAAAH FEMDRACO

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

Cedric Diggory always seemed like too much of a Chad to be in Hufflepuff. He must have been chill as fuck.

>>736512786
I always assumed one of his parents were a hufflepuff. Your house seems to be heavily influenced by your family. The hat immediately put Ron and then Ginny in Gryffindor.

>>736512496
Children’s book series “The 39 Clues”.

>It turns out the Jews, er I mean, “The Cahill Family” have been architecting every major accomplishment humanity has achieved since the renaissance era.
>This was achieved by the four family branches with natural gifts fighting amongst each other trying to create a chemical that would bestow immortality.
>Lucian are your politicians and assassins
>Janus are your artists and the media industry
>Ekaterina are your scientists and engineers
>Tomas are your explorers and athletes
It was published around the same time but had trading cards and an online portal for kids to collect clues and get extra story bits.

>>736506596
>Ignoring Luna lovegood. The most sexo character to the point her last name is saying that she loves you good.

>>736514214
How accidentally red-pilling.

>>736515909
it's everywhere if you know what to look for

>>736503223
Hufflepuff has the cutest girls

>>736516172
ravenclaw has the asian girls

>>736516326
>let one asian girl into Hogwarts
>name her Ching Chong

>>736516426
>make the bankers hook nosed goblins
Based JK

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>>736516526

NOT ALL GOBLINS

>>736507494
IIRC:
Harry was supposed to be Slytherin
Ron was supposed to be Hufflepuff
Hermione was Ravenclaw
And Nevil was Gryffindoor

>>736516590
I'm assuming this is fake or photoshopped but the left unironically looks like more of a caricature of jewish people than the right does

>>736516426
>assign her the "smart people" dormitory

>>736516756
according to what? ron was going to be gryffindor, his four other brothers were

>>736516746
https://youtube.com/shorts/TEEODPSDEi8?si=sf6ItDnoaadtsKcw

>>736516849
Original plot of the books.
Ron's whole family would've been Hufflepuff.

>>736503223
>Gryffindor
Achievers
>Ravenclaw
Explorers
>Slytherin
Killers
>Hufflepuff
Socializers

Percy Weasley should have been Slytherin because he was an ambitious zogbot

>>736503325
Nerd cope

>>736503325
>Tough choice
Isnt it! Wish there was a meathead Hiter youth oprion

>>736506512
What the fuck is wrong with trannies?!

>>736517070
What was the older weasly brother called, he also seemed slimey. fred and george were cunts but they were noble cunts. ron belongs in gtryffindor, but ginny goes to hufflepuff