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Can we stop pretending like "muh human male fighter" people are some kind of based ubermensh?

It's literally the other extreme in character design autism. The horseshoe theory of special snowflakes.

It's pretty much like those people who started calling themselves gregor in online FPS just because they saw gregor memes.
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No. Human male fighter is the baseline of heroic white protagonists.
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The problem is incompetent devs not being able to design fun gameplay for anything that isn't GRUG HIT FAST & HARD
Other classes are only fun if they have some broken OP mechanics
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Didn't ask, I'm still human male fighter chad.
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>>736559537
Ethan Summers
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>>736559627
This is stupid. A fighting-man is supposed to die and be replaced by another fighting-man, and if he does not die he must become corrupted by the same evil he once fought.
If you want to become bottom pic, play a paladin.
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>>736559718
>Arthur
>heroic protagonist
He's a tragic protagonist, Gallahad is the one on a hero's journey.
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>>736559537
>some kind of based ubermensh
They are tho
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>>736559537
human male is ubermensch, whether he's fighter or not doesnt matter, but fighter is most commonly picked by normafags so its in a sense a pushback against the quirky redditors who call everything that isnt a tranny lesbian tiefliing boring
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>>736559537
Me on the right
My bedwench on the left
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OP really thought he cooked here huh?
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>>736559537
You're a retarded nigger and probably gay as well
Kill yourself now but delete this shitty thread first
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The whole point of a human fighter is that he got to where he is by hard work and swinging a sword really REALLY good.

The other shit you mentioned is exactly why the "human white male fighter = ubermensch" exists
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>>736559537
>Can we stop pretending like "muh human male fighter" people are some kind of based ubermensh?

No. They're unpretentious. Tieflings and Aasimar are pretentious.
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Human male fighter is just disingenuous really. Originally it's supposed to be an underdog type deal about human potential when pushed hard enough, but in modern times it warps into the same level of Mary Sue as the special snowflakes because loads of retarded plot armor and other bullshit gets piled onto what the human can do and it turns into a humble brag self-insert.
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>>736560892
Human fighter in DA:O is literally born into nobility.
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>>736559537
This is a weird thing to care about. Aka, you're a shill who wants to silence those who enjoy not being some weird twisted faggot.
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meanwhile, my troons:
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>>736559537
I'd personally replace the female rogue with a female mage.
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>>736561252
Doesn't change the point. People just want to be a simple human fighter male

Hell it doesn't even HAVE to be a fighter. You can a wizard a fucking elf or any other race. The entire push back is SOLELY against the whole. Um actually xir is a special demon hybrid warrior mage fighter god breed
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>>736559537
Fighter is the best class in medieval games because you actually get to smash in your enemies face with your weapon like a chad and rely on your raw strength, courage, skill, finesse and martial prowess instead of relying on cheesy gimmicks.
And if you play a female in a non-porn game, you are a filthy degenerate scumbag who has to sexualise everything they do.
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>can we
got no 'we' in common with fagtroons, kys
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Why is it seen as bad to want to play humans? Problem is they make humans so generic in settings to they're nothing unless you're playing them
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>>736561657
white human male fighter + white human/elf/half-elf cleric/witch/archer female powercouple is pure ludokino
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>>736562451
I always felt it was the opposite, human races are often the most diverse and developed
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>>736560260
Paladin didn't exist until Greyhawk where it was just a subclass of Fighting Man.
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>>736562451
Most of these settings are really careless and stupid with balancing the races.
>some species live for half a millennium
>some are naturally stronger/smarter/faster
>some have claws&fangs on top of civilization&magic
>humans have NOTHING but still somehow compete because of [insert illogical wank]
Fntasy kitchen sink sloppa treats worldbuilding with the same attention to detail as a 12 year old with an AO3 account, which is why I grew to hate it.
None of them make a compeling, well-argumented case why humans aren't just fucking extinct next to all that other shit.
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>>736559537
Fighters in D&D derivatives are usually the strongest and most versatile classes. They have both melee and ranged damage and a high pool of hitpoints and can push out extra movement and attacks on demand when needed.
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>>736562939
Humans are basically just tall goblins in kitchen sink fantasy. They breed like rabbits compared to long lived races and are making innovative yet dangerous and untested technology. Their magic is frequently just cribbed from older species and even their holy magic is from some flippant god that barely acknowledges their existence.
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>>736563173
>Humans are basically just tall goblins
finally somebody gets it
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>>736562451
>>736562939
Yes, that is the point. Humans exist to be the prime self insert race. Remove humans and your shit flops.
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>>736563173
truthvuke
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I want people with the absolute most dogshit opinions to stop using gigachad photoslop images
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>>736562451
Oh shit is that howler from the void fanart?
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>>736559537
OC donut steal characters are made by people who cannot imagine themselves ever accomplishing anything. They have to fabricate some blessed alien race just to roleplay as a character that can accomplish something.

Human fighters are for people who realise hard work is all it takes.
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>>736563480
>this is 98% of all people
grim
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>>736559537
So wrong.
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The irony is that Tieflings are the real boring overused choice in dnd
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>>736563480
I honestly don't understand people who play as women when they're men, especially if a game is online or has coop and heavy dialogue options/narrative like RPGs. It feels incredibly weird and gay. But playing as a orc or something I understand albeit my "canon" playthrough is always a idealized heroic human male akin to Aragorn, but in some games like BG3 I played a half-elf.
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>>736563507
False quivalence. The character on screen is not me. You are not supposed to imagine literally transporting yourself from your computer chair into the game world.
When you make your human fighter, do you also give him your actual irl name? Because that would be creepy as fuck.
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>>736563581
Women can't be fighters.
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>>736563645
>When you make your human fighter, do you also give him your actual irl name?
I do, but i have a chad name.
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>>736563645
>When you make your human fighter, do you also give him your actual irl name? Because that would be creepy as fuck.
yes.jpg
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If race and class are the only interesting thing about your character, then its not an interesting character and youre not as creative as you think you are,
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>>736559537
Ultimate sex/race/class combo is actually male human paladin. But postmodern fantasy settings are so pozzed that playing a «paladin» in defence of these settings is satanic, so you can’t righteously play that combo in current games. Sad!
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>>736563645
You made the character. You might think otherwise, but it's a reflection of your subconscious.
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>>736563581
>Drow Ranger Dual-Wield Tiger Pet.
>Tiefling Warlock With Bard Dips.
>Barbarian Orc With A Giant Hammer.
>Halfling Thief-Cleric
Its gayming time.
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>>736563645
yes, all my social media accounts are literally
>firstnamelastname
and I name every character i make in vidya in format of "Firstname Lastname" if enough space for it and make him look as close to me as possible while more chad-like and make every decision as if it were me isekai'd into the world. What do you do anon?
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>>736559537
>Can we stop pretending like "muh human male fighter" people are some kind of based ubermensh?
They're not but you're talking to a bunch of "thanks for the gold kind stranger" cucks who will keep spamming that shit, at least it's infrequent unlike the twitter/pol/coomer spam that barley has anything to do with video games
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>>736563645
>When you make your human fighter, do you also give him your actual irl name? Because that would be creepy as fuck.
Sure do
My white, human Dark Urge's name was Jared
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Why are human fighters so powerful lorewise?

I get they are OP in gameplay. But even in life they are the ones who basically change the entire world.
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>>736563784
That's a big stretch. Do you think every writer self-inserts into the main character of his book?
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>>736559537
For me, it's the monster soldier who stumbles onto strange powers beyond his rank.
Humans are lame, and so are "humans but painted blue with horns". Lemme play as the freaks.
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>>736561493
Which one has the fattest futa cock?
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>>736559537
What's with the troon threads lately?
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>>736563734
If you only play the allowed tabletop fantasy RPG (current D&D edition); you are not as creative or as good of a GM as you think you are.
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Class: Spellsword
Armor: Black and spiky
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>>736563605
I always play evil if the game lets me, orc is usually the best choice for that.
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>>736559537
I much prefer muh faceless indeterminate gender man-at-arms/knight
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>>736562451
>Why is it seen as bad to want to play humans?
I don't think it's bad, i think it's boring, if i ever get the chance I'd pick a furry wolf or an elf hoping for mechanics that reward my choice, like having a deeper connection to magic or getting unique wolf anthro skills, or at least getting unique dialogue options or quests, but most games don't do this unfortunately.
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>>736563605
Basically you are de-attaching yourself from the role and stepping back and not self-inserting like a nigger to see how it plays out from a different PoV.
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>>736559537
gnome trickster huntress
forever and always
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>>736563885
the girliest one
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>>736563884
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3459050/Acrolyte/
You'd like the demo for this. You play as a weird bugman alien after your ship gets shot down by humans.
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>>736562451
If you give humans too much preloaded baggage it interferes with making an oc because you have to engage with the game lore over your own stuff.
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>>736563878
Self-insert is a strong term, but yeah the author can’t create anything that isn’t of himself. Everything you say and at least deliberately do reflects the inside of your head to some degree. Even if all it reflects is a lack of distinguishing individuality (just going with the default).
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I like making my characters a male human rogue and then speedrun getting a cool faceless mask/helmet
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>>736564147
because a fucking wolfman or something doesnt come with baggage
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>>736564113
why would I do that if I enjoy playing this way and treating it as a personal immersive adventure? Its the only advantage vidya have over other mediums?? The player interactivity and ability to feel like you went in another world. I could literally watch a movie or read a book if I wanted fleshed out OC characters and to hear about their stories. Do you get my point now? Do you not feel weird playing a MMO as a female character and having dudes msg you weird shit?
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>>736564228
I play a tauren named Nicemilkers.
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>>736564137
>looks like a genenric human with an exoskelleton or robot
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>>736564228
I have lucid dreams more immersive than this shit if I want to.
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>>736563856
Yeah, I always go by my real name too, Cleetus Tyrone Jr.
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>>736562451
You ever tried to show someone a game and they skip all of the dialogue, completely disregard any story/roleplay/style the game has and just generally play like a retard?
People are basically doing that. There's nothing wrong with playing the human race, and it can be an interesting dynamic seeing normal humans try to survive in a world full of dragons, demons and mythical beings (like the empire in warhammer) but if you're just doing it for the meme and calling everyone else a tranny, you are boring and should kys
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>>736564289
>generic human
>with those proportions and legs
lol retard
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>>736564216
The point of humans is that they are humans, like in real life more or less. You don't need to think of or learn anything because like 99% of what a human is, won't change.
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>he doesnt understand the appeal of being a regular guy defeating supernatural foes with nothing but raw steel and the indomitable human spirit

Get your test levels checked, bro.
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>>736564281
What if you die and end up becoming your character, and you are just a bimbo tauren? Have you thought about the consequences of your actions anon. Have you?
>>736564307
Why even play vidya then, just lay down, close your eyes and imagine the perfect combat system and adventure. Kino.
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>>736563878
It's not always a self-insert, it's often a cuck writing who he wishes he was.
But yes, writer's use their morals and experiences to shape their works.
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>>736564348
it's just fucking contra and you know it
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>>736564147
>because you have to engage with the game lore over your own stuff
Ain't that the point? Even when self-inserting?
What else can you do besides engaging with the game world during roleplay? Close your eyes and replace the stuff on screen with your own imagination? At that point you don't need the game anymore.
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>>736559537
Playing an RPG means you probably like stories about human male fighters slaying monsters. It's comical to prefer stories about half demons having gay sex.
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>>736564385
Not even remotely, no. All the upgrades in the demo are freaky bug-alien biotech, too.
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>>736559537
/v/ then:
>god, fuck normalfags
>they're all just going default male shep soldier
>they're probably why all the ayys in mass effect are just painted humans
>they should all kill themselves
/v/ now:
>AUGHGUHGUHG I LOVE HUMAN FIGHTER
>FANTASY RACES IN FANTASY? THAT'S SNOWFLAKE SHIT
>DEVS SAYING THAT MY CHARACTER CAN BE MORE INTERESTING THAN STALE BREAD?!?!?!?!
>THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!11!!1!
It's interesting how an influx of twitter tourists has really changed this place in the last decade
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Unrelated, but shouldn't most melee weapons be a portion of STR time DEX?
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I play as human fighter because it's badass to be a simple human that takes on fantasy races and beasts, and wins.
Being a mage is just using fantasy to kill fantasy. Being another race is using fantasy buffs to kill fantasy.

Playing as a human fighter is the equivalent as if you got dropped in a fantasy world, given armour, weapons and some time to train and sent off to fight whatever. You're not somebody special, you're a simple man that does extraordinary feats through pure grit.
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>>736564537
just because normalfags do something doesnt mean you HAVE to be a contrarian retard. you do realize the average normgroid is straight and absolutely HATES sucking off smelly hobos in front of their walmart. Are you gonna get busy now anon? Gobble down some dirty unwashed hobo cocks? Gotta own the normgroids!
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>>736559537
Can anyone translate gay bearfucker speech?
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>>736564541
>le human fighter niggers are also self-insert isekai fags
Please, continue talking. I wanna see just how fucking disgusting of a human being you are.
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>>736559537
Go back to tw*tter and complain there you roastie.
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>>736564598
lol, triggered twitter tourist
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>>736564416
Human characters are usually positioned under the assumption that you the player learn about the world alongside them, not being forced to learn before even making the character.
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>>736564537
It's really fucking bad. This site has gotten completely infected by tourist poser retards, but there's nowhere else to go at this point.
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>>736564370
>Guts is a regular person.
Hahaha, no: Not even in-universe was Guts a regular person. That's like stating Kenshiro from fist of the north star is a regular person. Like hell no, those dudes are bigger-than-life heroes for a reason. More apt would be imagine being Kurono Kei in Gantz. That would be the most realistic take on what you said. Just a regular guy with average odds of survival compared to the rest in a military suit of special power armor against lethal odds that would make most souls-like devs blush.
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>>736564636
Meds
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>>736559537
Crusader larpers are the worst imo. Nearly every diehard crusader/paladin player is an absolute cringe lord.

I don't mind the human fighter thing as much, it's lame when people make a big deal of it and refuse to play anything else. But it's natural for people to want to self insert and that's usually the closest thing to a blank slate template that people can project into. Usually fighter is a safe and fun class too, other classes rely more on gimmicks and can be hit or miss depending on the game, but with fighter you pretty much know what you're getting every time. It can be performative sometimes but not as much as the crusader guys.
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I very rarely do it and I seriously doubt I'm making decisions like a woman would, but I'm also probably just as incapable of accurately making decisions about what Bob the wastelander or Friedrich the necromancer would do. All four of us have fundamentally different ways of thinking. I don't see it as any different from writing both male and female characters in a book.
I make characters that I find interesting, which doesn't necessarily mean 'like me'. I like myself just fine, but we read stories to learn about other people's lives and learn from them. Writing that story is only different in that you have to decide for yourself how this person would behave.
As long as you're committed to it, and don't take shortcuts for gameplay convenience, I think it's a good experience.
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>>736563645
>When you make your human fighter, do you also give him your actual irl name?
Yeah. You don't?
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>>736564636
>Disgusting of a human being you are
I'm not disgusting, I'm 6'3 with blue eyes and I get inspired by the characters I play to keep myself fit.

When I see my human character stomp the fuck out of orcs, demons and other shit, that makes me want to be able to do it and motivates my fitness.

I can't be motivated the same way by an orc that is genetically gifted in being pure muscle or a supersoldier human that has undergone enhancement surgeries.
I can be motivated by the generic man that through sheer will gets it done or dies trying.
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>>736564759
What about a witch hunter? (Like Solomon Kane) its too edgy for the leftist folx.
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>akschually if you like playing as a human male fighter and refuse to play as a female nelf and roleplay with other men that means you are a tourist!!! go back go back normalfag!! we're all oldtroons on 4troon here, go back go back you fucking normalfag!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>736564759
What gets me about crusader/paladin larpers is they so frequently want to get away with being horribly evil while pretending to be good/justified.
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>>736563878
The writer doesn't literally play the role of their character, you do. You feel that boobsweat when swinging your sword, the attraction to the hot male guard greeting you when you enter town. The undressing stares as you walk down the street. The favorable treatment as you buy your potions. The more you play the more feminine you become.
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>>736564475
all right, i'll take a look at it
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>>736559537
Why does your bog standard human male fighter make troons seethe so much anyways? Won't it make their OC donut steele snowflake character stand out even more like they want?
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>>736559537
Never played DnD. How viable is a Cleric Whipman? I ask because I know they mustn't use sharp weapon, but does whips count as cutting weapons?
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>>736563861
>But even in life they are the ones who basically change the entire world.
as opposed to who? the elven wizards in real life?
and that's not even true, fighters in real life are just pawns. financiers, commanders, and kings/queens are the ones who change the world. the fighter is just the tool which carries out the former's will.
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>>736564786
>A necromancer would most likely be a sociopath who favors company of the dead over regular people similar to how sociopaths generally enjoy being around animals over humans and have that sort of relationship with their dead summons.
Simple enough way to attach a mental illness to a mentally ill role and play with those traits.
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>>736563605
Honestly, because I am bicurious and would 100% suck a dick given the right conditions. I'm married to a (real) woman and I'd never cheat. I enjoy looking at women more than men. I'm not a tranny because you can never be a real woman, and I wouldn't want to be even I could - real woman have women issues - so I'd never take a magic turn into a woman pill but I'd 100% replace all my fleshy parts with a hot sexy 2b android body if it meant I was still me and strong(stronger, even). Then, I'd have hot futa sex with my wife. Then, I'd replace her body with a sexy android body too if she wanted. I don't think technology will ever get there though. ANYWAY.
there's your answer from me, a random guy who plays MMOs and other games as a woman.
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>>736564838
If you're going to larp why post the most pedestrian npcbabble you could possibly conjure?
go back to your local facebook group, you are even worse than a redditor
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>>736564884
There's nothing wrong with killing nonhumans. God said to love your fellow man
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"but I had breakfast yesterday" the thread
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>>736564537
It's mostly porn addicted weirdos obsessed with replacement rates who spout this shit. They have no way to actually fix themselves or don't want to expand effort so constantly self fellating themselves online and hoping their autistic manifesting bears fruit (it won't) is there only recourse.

That or they're just clipped and broken and it doesnt matter either way. Nobody sane or normal spends this much time self validating themselves on a video game forum for losers
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>>736564838
GPT Post
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>>736564786
Yeah I think we just look at games in a different manner, I don't find it at that interesting to make up OC's I don't find relatable to play as and look at the game from their perspective, even if I make a evil MC for a second playthrough I usually just look at it if I were a schizo how I would play. I have no issues playing preset characters like Geralt, Nathan Drake, whatever in story adventure games but if I'm playing a role-playing game the absolute most logical and appealing thing is to make my own OC that's usually just my avatar and then do playthroughs in future where I attempt to make him as strong as possible and break the game. I used to think before that everyone plays like that kek. But I'm a completionist and try to 100% everything and never alt tab out of games or skip dialogue. I just don't see appeal in playing as an old wizard or something and find it more fun to play a more idealized heroic version of myself if I were thrown into the pathfinder or d&d universe. And I don't play tabletop with someone else to intentionally go out of my way to make a interesting character they'd want to be around, I play CRPGs for myself and alone, never even played a single tabletop game, I find that shit boring as fuck ngl.
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>>736564537
Nice try 2016 tourists. You wouldn't know half of shit with /v/then.
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>>736564997
>larp
Anon, you're on /v/, there was nothing I could do to convince you otherwise because I'm not that bothered by retards not believing me enough to try prove myself.

However do you not feel the same? When you're playing a game as a person and he's running for what would essentially be days on end, across huge distances and then he fights, do you not feel inadequate compared to him? Do you not feel the drive to be like your character and get yourself fit?

>>736565060
Same as above goes to you.
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>>736565019
You can only imagine having breakfast, because you ate it yesterday. If you describe what you ate previously, it's because it was worth remembering. If you made something else up, it's because you were dissatisfied with your previous meal.
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>>736564945
For sure, but it's everything together. On tabletop, you only need to think about your words and actions, but in a video game, it's every little thing. Do I take it seriously when a guard makes a snide remark? How do I make money? Do I steal or is it beneath me? Am I okay with using institutions like a mage's guild to my own ends or was there some point in this guy's history where he got burned by them? Every single interaction with the world has to be filtered through "what would Friedrich do".
>>736565129
Understandable, and nothing wrong with it. I also enjoy drawing and writing outside of games, so I think it's just how people's brains are wired.
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>>736559537
i like the simplicity, i enjoy hitting hard, being tough and occasionally using my skills, but i will say that i don't mind if people create some insane backstory IF they know what they are doing and is entertaining
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>>736565146
>You wouldn't know half of shit with /v/then
Not beating the "third-worlder twitter tourist" allegations, you ESL
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For me, the idea of self-inserting falls apart at the seams when the game gives me 4 dialog options to choose from and none of them are something I'd say. Which happens constantly.
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>>736559537
People can do whatever they want in video games.
However the adjacent idea that fantasy fighters are just baseline humans (or rather, stay baseline humans) was always fucking nigger retarded.
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>>736559537
>t. Gwynyvelle Moonbow the Zariel Tiefling Gloomstalker Shadow Monk Assassin
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>>736564636
t. trannyling otherkin druid
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>>736565256
That's why it's good when games have the "..." answer always, so when a NPC tells you something so niggerly you just hit him with the autistic neurodivergent schizoid ".." stare that only a gay russian pornstar or a black man whipped to death in a humiliating and cruciatingly painful way while his wife is fucked in front of him and kids cry in terror during slave era could have
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>>736562451
Elves and giants/half giants are cooler. Bonus for both
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>>736564723
This nigga knows what he's talking about.
Humans are for the one guy in your group who just wants to play the game, he picks a cool class, picks a human and the human "good for everything" feat then he has fun. The Human Male Fighter and rp shit also happens but it's not as common.

Humans are white bread, in the way that you can't ever go too wrong with picking one.
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>>736563645
usually the first ever character i made in a game is what i would probably do if i was there irl, and yes i give him my name
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>>736565162
Why would I idolise fictitious characters I have created in a video game unbound by physics? Anyone who is so obscenely insecure that they are made to feel inadequate by lines of code doesn't set foot in a gym with real people who would put them to shame. You are a complete embarassment
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>>736563520
dnd is a shit setting that people should be absolutely ignorant of
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>>736564949
Why are you literally me? (except swap wife with long term gf)
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>>736565060
>"x" post
Retard
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>>736565025
>>736564537
How is it even possible to be this triggered by someone playing a default race/class? This is tumblr-tier triggered too.
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>>736565535
>"x" post
No, it said GPT Post, not Grok
Dumbass
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>>736565620
>im just playing a default race/class guys!
>I'm not making the same posts and threads on /v/ every single day
kys yourself
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>>736564949
Same for me but I'm not bicurious. My wife is bi and likes futa though
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>>736565517
It's been cobbled together to have tons of other stuff people are aware of.
People have heard of dragons, elves, dwarves, and magic from everywhere else. DnD just slaps them all together in a relatively understandable blob.
I was hopeful I'd get an Only War campaign going now that 40K is becoming more mainstream, but NoOoOoOoOo... Everyone just wants fantasy.
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>>736565707
Am I or are you legitimately schizophrenic?
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>>736564949
Would you let your male friends or friendly anons hit if you were in 2B's android body THOUGH
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>>736559537
>The horseshoe theory of special snowflakes
The reality is that players who play human fighters are just really simple, boring people who don’t want to think about managing a ton of abilities. The memes are an over-reaction so they can retort with something after being called boring. Before the memes they would be called boring and then not really know how to handle that. Now they get called boring and respond with identity politics tribalism in attempt to cope. “You don’t understand, I’m actually just saving the white race. Now, ignore how I will never play a paladin, ranger, barbarian, or a cleric and will exclusively play the most mechanically basic class in the game for every game I ever play; let’s argue about politics instead, because at least then I can pretend to be interesting”.
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>>736565786
nigga how many repetitive posts are u gonna make, take your meds farquad you stank ass looking rat nigga
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>>736559537
Wizard and Elf players hate on human fighter but it’s literally the most useful class. Unless you have meme balance that makes low levels easier for the roleplayfag who split his stats all over the place and is playing some shit like demon paladin who doesn’t follow paladin beliefs.
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>>736565775
I must've just imagined it being a meme and threads like these being made in response to it, my bad
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I wonder how many human fighter ballgarglers have aphantasia and can't see the apple.
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>>736565620
I think you're triggered anon. If you really didn't care you would not have responded, nor would there be a culture plastering le Chad meme all over your decision to just be vanilla

It's the performative aspect of it that betrays you. You have to make a show of it because you know it shows your inability to imagine / think outside of being your plain old self.
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>>736565945
Pretty much all of them. These are the type of people who just pick the top dialog options everytime. The type of people who look up "best stats for my build" because any sort of chance, challenge or randomness is friction to them
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>>736565924
you need to wash your greasy hair you ugly bum
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>>736564326
>story
sure
>roleplay
lol
>style
lmao
No matter how much you already do, you can't ever disrespect RPfags too much
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>>736565945
they're just easily swayed and impressionable, they see a stupid opinion next to an image of a big strong looking man and adopt that way of thinking because they're low IQ, low test and desperate for approval
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>>736564949
I would never be a woman, but if there was a "futa pill" that let me keep my strength and conditioning, I'd be down with that shit.
Maybe I just need to still have my wang, or my ability to lift heavy shit and reach the top shelf, but I could never imagine switching over to a woman or being an effeminate man. Futa is supposed to be all the benefits of both, after all.
>Sure is vidya in here
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>>736565952
You must also be triggered since you replied. And you also woke up in the morning because you were triggered by sleeping. And brushed your teeth because you were triggered by plaque.
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>>736565952
>goes directly back into his triggered spiel
Uh-huh
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>>736565952
>he's still replying to everyone
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>>736565520
I'm sure there's plenty of us like that.
Anyway, when people ask you usually just say "because I like how women look" and that's the short answer.
I think it's just inherent to want to be better, and if your idea of better is an attractive muscle man then that's great if you look good, you can just work out. However, if your idea of better is a sexy futa with a massive cock then you really only have two options, at least until technology hopefully catches up:
1. live in complete denial of reality and troon out
2. use video games as an escape
>>736565708
eh, I'm not even really sold on bicurious. I'm not attracted to men at all but I like dicks and don't consider futa straight. I wouldn't get too hung up on labels though so whatever.
>>736565785
if I weren't married or my wife agreed? 100%. I'd do it as a male too if STDs weren't a thing and it was private. Super unrealistic, though.
>>736566152
Sure, yeah, same. I wouldn't want to be a real woman though.
Actually super competent, sexy, and strong women are hot as fuck, I'd like to be one but it will never happen in reality for various reasons (chief among them: they don't exist) so I do it in games.
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>>736559627
>0e
My actual experience with 0e was
>Everyone had randomly generated goons that they brute force into meat grinder dungeons until "John Fighter 16" makes it to level 5. Then the party gets strong enough to do stuff, causing the mudcore DM to have an autistic meltdown and cancel the campaign.
This happened to me in 3 separate 0e campaigns, I am convinced its an intended feature
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At least we can agree that the people who pull the sliders all over the place to make le funny shrek faces are the bottom of the food chain.
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>>736566154
that's just silly anon. There's a difference between pointing something out and say, posting an image of a half naked muscular man and saying "this guy is me" whenever someone disagrees with you

It's okay to have plain tastes, what comes off as annoying is pretending that it's a virtue or that it gives you the right to talk down others preferences

>>736566171
You seem very triggered.
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>>736560456
You obviously have no understanding of the King Arthur mythos. To put it in video game terms, it's like saying Marcus Fenix isn't the hero of Gears of War, Kate Diaz is.
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>>736563645
I give characters my name with different origins. So if my name was Michael, I would name them Mikael in Slavic settings, Mikkel in Norse settings, Miguel in Spanish settings, etc.
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>>736561493
Your character is hot. Can I have sex with her?
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>>736566634
>Miguel = Michael
Holy shit I had no idea
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>>736564929
kings were just high level fighters
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>>736566634
thats cringe as fuck
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I think changelings are cool even if they are a Mary sue race
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>>736566315
It is silly to call everyone triggered all the time for no reason.
There are annoying Human Male Fighter posts, but there's much more annoying Tiefling posts, like everything they say. Never playing as a Tiefling does give one more credibility in mocking it. It doesn't give them the right to mock absolutely everything. People just have a right to mock demon people players because that's usually chosen to be as edgy as possible.
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>>736559627
“Bob the Fighting Man” evidently just appeared in his armor one day, was trained to fight by no one, has no family, and not even a belief or allegiance.
Frankly, it’s extremely unlikely his player could even remember what happened in the campaign enough to come up with all those embellishments.
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>>736566634
I just rp that my character was born to the kind of parents that give their kids irl names like Jaxsynne, so there's nothing wrong with being called Kyle in medieval fantasy setting because your parents were bussin with it.
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>>736562664
Humans are the base assumption, so you can both go all for an interesting twist or use the tried and tested basis and then go for depth and nuance. Non-humans feel either like humans with a particular trait exaggerated, or different for the sake of different and going in-depth with them is practically impossible.
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>>736566693
Wait until you figure out what Jean in English is.
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>>736561824
>a chad and rely on your raw strength, courage, skill, finesse and martial prowess instead of relying on cheesy gimmicks.
Humans are not the dominant species on Earth because of their strenght, but because of their guile.
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>>736560897
They’ve become amazingly pretentious, anon.
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>>736566315
>n-no u *sniffle*
KWAB
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The fact that you willingly self-insert into an axe-swinging vagabond means you have crimer tendencies irl.
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>>736566270
Same DM every time?
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the only reason baldurs gate 3 most picked character wasnt human male warrior was because they gimped human racials and gave them all to half elves at the same time giving paladins more fighter perks with almost no standard paladins drawbacks.
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>>736567286
So we're swinging back into Jack Thompson-tier retardation now?
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>>736566903
I don't disagree with that anon, I don't know how you even came to think I said anything remotely close to that. The fact of that matter is though, only default human enjoyers make an effort to meme their tastes as something significant or special.

For all this talk about how obnoxious x type of player is, the discourse on 4chan is 90% people acting like being a vanilla as possible is actually a daring brave choice, and once that deserves praise and constant validation. Ironically, acting like the scrimblo players you hate so much
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>>736567316
Yeah, guy tired 3 different 0e systems and none were ever good enough. It was Moldval Basics -> OSE -> ACKS if I remember right. From what I can tell that experience is pretty common
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>>736566152
You's still be stuck with tons of woman issues
>menstruation
>makeup
>all the additional effort required to maintain appearance
>high heels
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>>736559537
OP is a seething gay purple tiefling shadowmancer enjoyer.
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>>736567351
Nah, it all comes down to the fact that half-elves have the best "pretty" faces. Most people don't care about racials. And being a charisma martial is an appealing choice for a main character, especially when the game gives you Lae'zel right off the bat and the only paladin companion used to be locked behind evil runs only. I don't think power has all that much to do with it.
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>>736567460
>only default human enjoyers make an effort to meme their tastes as something significant or special.
How fucking new are you?
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>>736567450
>All the players I don't like are trannies
>NO YOU CANT GENERALIZE BACK
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I always play good aligned low int orc brawler/barbarian and nobody can stop me
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>>736559537
What about human male fighter (undead)?
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>>736567519
Sounds like your DM is one of those autists who want to force low player utility so the game goes the way they want it to and they don't have to think about anything that might tip the campaign off the arbitrary rails they've laid. If you find a DM who isn't a faggot and embraces the chaos this will cease being an issue.
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>>736566907
Backstory intricacy does not equal quality.
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Human male fighter < Human male EVIL FUCKING WIZARD
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>>736567663
You're free to link me to any highly performative tiefling Chad meme posts in this thread or any previous BG3 thread, or any other non human playable race for that matter.
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>>736562451
I don't see anything wrong, especially when the other races are merely "humans but..."
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>>736567669
So all of the players I don't like are indeed trannies? I figured as much!
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>>736563173
>Humans are basically just tall goblins
you not wrong, but still...
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>>736567351
only human male i can make is an old dude, while i can make a early 20s looking dude with half-elf, also female half-elfs have the hottest faces too. they're just genetically superior compared to human presets and most normies pick conventionally attractive eurocentric hot characters to feel like chad/stacey
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>>736561252
and that nobility is quickly lost as his whole family is killed and Mr. Human Cousland backs up his noble birth by being the most big dicked sword-slinging golem-charming swamp-hag-fucking motherfucker in ferelden
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>>736567857
I agree that you're as retarded as Jack Thompson. Maybe more so, since he at least had the drive to become famous and well known
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>>736567460
I was directly responding to phrases like "what comes off as annoying is pretending that it's a virtue or that it gives you the right to talk down others preferences" when I talked about what was annoying, and talking down other's preferences. I do agree that it is annoying to constantly act like it's a bold choice to make the most generic character possible. Actually making that character is fine, though. It can only get annoying later if something tedious is done while playing as that character.
Basically, I don't assume any personality traits for someone playing Human. I would assume negative traits for someone who exclusively plays Tiefling, though.
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>>736560260
>this is stupid, a transgender demon man with inner demons (including literal demons) who is the son of gods cannot reproduce and will be fucked with by any classical pantheon until he dies 5 seconds later or is turned into a tree
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>>736563734
Why are wizards so great despite not even needing a race and class and just "wizard" with the stereotypical hat and beard being enough to make guys go 'hell yeah motherfucker'?
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>>736565129
What a long winded way to out yourself as gay.
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>>736568017
>since he at least had the drive to become famous and well known
For being a retard. That's his legacy. Yours too.
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>>736568041
I would assume someone who only plays humans is boring because they are not engaging with all the systems of the game. It's not meant to be insulting or to say there's something wrong with doing that

My perspective is, you should engage with all aspects of a system. So someone who only plays tiefling would be the same kind of boring to me as someone who only plays humans, in that they refuse to engage with every possible outcome of the system.
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>>736563861
>why are human fighters so powerful
>In the game system hosting an absurd power gap between martials and casters
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>>736560260
>muh mudcore
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>>736563480
Just roar you stupid faggot
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>>736568092
His legacy? I'm pretty sure that's his kids and the money he left them. I don't think an emotionally unstable and reactionary mental midget like you would understand, you're a bigger retard than Jack Thompson after all.
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The obsession with Human Male Fighters is very obviously a DND youtube greentext or r/rpghorrorstory conjecture that only no gamers really care about. Nobody in actual games gives a fuck about what you play unless it doesn't fit the mood and most people just want to smash their edgy action figures against monsters or do a bit of light-hearted roleplaying. It doesn't really matter what the aesthetics are.
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>>736567810
It's 4chan, the place is like 90% male incels. Practically no women find shit like imageboards appealing at all and lose interest in the first two minutes if they visit due to how offputting and creepy everyone is. The few that remain are trannies or lesbos or ftms. Not a single straight woman has or ever will use 4chan. On the other hand /r/baldursgate3 is practically all gay men and women, so you can expect that practically nobody plays a human male there and instead everyone circlejerks in a opposite manner pretending like BG3 and every crpg's goal is just to have as many quirky lolrandom characters that could literally never be in any single fantasy or sci-fi film or book as a squad and be taken seriously in a plot, or appear as anything but teenager capeshit slop or theatre play for nerdy neurodivergent zesty kids in hs and college running away from normal things as they never fit in and have crippling anxiety and can only express themselves by being one of the weird ones and that liberates them to speak to others as it's from the get go accepted in those circles that you're a weird loser and you build from there rather than trying to talk as a socially awkward loser to chads and staceys who are all normalfags and well adjusted.
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>>736568308
No shit. Go to /tg/ everyone there is chill no matter what you play is. This is typical pol tourists inserting themselves into something they never engaged with
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>>736559537
>horseshoe theory
Oh my gosh hurl this into the trash FOREVER!!!!
One of the most retarded centrist anachronisms to ever curse the lexicon of ideas lmao. Let's stop pretending that ever had any validity. The meme is definitely somewhat just contrarianism though. Anyways hot chadette.
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>>736568371
meds
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>>736568305
>so raped he's playing interference for fucking Jack Thompson
Lmao, greatest goyim.
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>>736567790
And water is wet, but to have zero backstory at all suggests a tragic lack of ability to visualize apples.
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>>736563924
status: mistress' sissy boy
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>>736559537
I always play as humans unless there are undeads. I fucking love these guys. Too bad they are damn rare as a playable race. The only games I can remember are D:OS2 and WoW.
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>>736568371
I mean in actual games I had with fa/tg/ots there was a bit of diversity even if most of them went with hot anime girl pictures but /tg/ players are kind of too flaky for my tastes.
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>>736568371
this. These retards have never sat through a campaign they don't have the patience for it
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>>736566270
GM here, this is actually a well-understood phenomenon that stays true across most pre-5e systems; weak and pathetic early game until you get your core features and synergies, then you're strong enough to be able to handle basically anything. The only real difference is that in a non-meatgrinder game the GM politely fudges a dice here and does something suboptimal there to just barely let the PCs win.
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>>736567128
No u
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>>736564734
What makes Guts not a normal human overall? He's a child of war who actually managed to survive and well yea he got some good genes. But he's not a superhuman nor he's a demon or some shit.
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>>736568557
dark elf males would never suffer a insta loss and get femdom'd by dark elf women with strapons.
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>>736565786
You're dumb, you don't have to think about managing abilities when you play a caster because the idea behind being a caster is that you're just given the solution that you can imagine to the problem. "Wow, sure would be nice if I could fly up there!" and then you just fly up there, there is zero thinking. With fighters, you have to think about combat techniques that don't automatically solve everything by themselves and the toolkit you brought with you which don't automatically solve everything by themselves. Then you have to combine the possibilities to make things work.
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>>736566634
This is based as fuck
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>>736564537
>safe and secure to go home to normality every day
>wants the exotic, but secretly picks the normal option

>is in a sea of foreign values
>wants the norm, and plays it

>>736565025
What is this post even saying?
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Enough with elves and what not! Gimme a RPG that let me play as Humans or Demigods!
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>I like playing as a fighter
>Schizophrenic rage
How did it even come to this. Some niggas just want to hit shit man. Who gives a fuck if it's boring or not.
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>>736568748
Vancian magic means you don't always have those tools ready and you need to prepare and manage their use.
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>>736564537
I think the more nefarious thing is that it's kind of like a sort of Abe like propaganda not-so-subtle propaganda venture that is being shilled to lonely men so they would presumably go out to get a wife and become a normalfag but in spite of everything dorky men are dorky men regardless of how much they pretend to be anything but autistic. I think the general vibe shift against "Human Male Fighters are the best and only way to play a character" is those very same men realizing that being a normalfag isn't for them. They are back to wanting to play wizards or drow elves with big tits again.
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>>736564949
>I am bicurious and would 100% suck a dick given the right conditions.
>I'm married and straight
So you're not bicurious and wouldn't ever suck a dick?
Even your fantasy is to replace everything about yourself with girl parts besides your dick so that you don't have to take dick to feel pleasure
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>>736568748
Spells are limited you low IQ tourist mutt, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Embarrassing
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>>736563605
1) Eye candy;
2) I receive more gifts from simping players.
That's all...
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>>736568168
I'd say it really depends on the system. Bg3 actually made me not pick human because I was a junkie for feats. I think feats aid characters in reinforcing their identity and sepcialization than their physical appearance, while granting a far larger numner of options to choose from. Although suboptimal, I've always liked picking up skill expert to get at least a +4-5 in a specific skill I couldn't afford a high ability score for.
Even in 5.5e human is still a wonderful choice because two origin feats add a lot more characterisation, especially skilled, tough and magic initiate. They're just very versatile. A lot of my characters begin raceless and end up human because that's how I could best represent it mechanically.
Other systems may vary.
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>>736568980
>call boring guy boring
>he goes into schizophrenic rage and posts a half naked man and says it's him
Stupid prizes for stupid games I guess. Did you expect a blowjob and a pat on the back?
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>>736569036
What? I said I would. Plus, I enjoy butt stuff. I don't really know what you're getting at.
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I'm a human supremacist xenophobe and I play like that in every game weather it lets me or not.
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>>736564537
/v/ has always been contrarian. It always does the opposite of what's popular.
Back then normal characters were everywhere.
Nowadays everyone is a special snowflake so being a default man is what stands out.
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>>736569141
>Projecting
Fuck off Farquaad you gay sodomite.
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>>736559537
no it's not. when you create a freak show character you aren't playing a person you are cosplaying one. you must start with learning how to make a regular human interesting before moving on to crazy combinations.

tldr learn to walk before you run
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>>736560456
owned that brainlet anon
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>>736569117
Don't fighters get more feats than everyone else? Also don't humans get an extra feat? Might be confusing with PF but nevertheless.
If you want a feat monkey you SHOULD go Human fighter.
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>>736569215
>WATCH OUT GUYS, POOPDICKSCHIZO MADE THAT POST
God, shut up
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>>736569085
why are you acting like a sugar babby gold digger bimbo slut in mmos? just grind for your own shit
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>>736569294
>Doesn't even deny it
You're so fucking easy to spot. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>736568980
Some schizo troon is having a great one in this thread.
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>>736569215
>>736569336
Ahah wait a minute, this is that gay botched circumcision shit poster from /mlp/, Tony. Haha

Tony why haven't you killed yourself yet? Still seething over that black guy fucking your girlfriend has sister in a threesome? What a loser lmaooo
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>play fantasy game
>hot slutty sorceress/summoner
>firebreathing black knight retard
>naked oogabooga occult occult witch
>naked oogabooga bikiniwarrior
>naked oogabooga barbarian
>jack of all trades with trickster magic that is subpar at everything but fucks around with the environment

these are usually what happens
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>>736559537
It's about the contrast

>I'm the wizard! I know EVERYTHING! everyone shut the fuck up while I give pointless exposition about every item, statue, book and location! *proceeds to do 1 dmg per turn with firebolts until level 5*
>I'm the fabulous bard! I demand to be the talker of the group! I am absolutely going to SEDUCE, PERSUADE and INTIMIDATE everyone *winks with sparkling stars*
>I'm the dark and imposing warlock! despite my edgy backstory and look, I actually behave like a californian teenager, and for some reason I'm super duper righteous and willing to risk my life for heroics
>I'm the order-autistic shining armor paladin! I MUST seethe at every choice the party tries to make, I MUST moralfag at every turn, and I MUST keep my arbitrary Paladin oaths to the detriment of absolutely all fun and curiosity

and then there's the chad fighter
>I'm a fighter, I'm here to honor my promise, aka do this quest for rewards and see some motherfucking adventure to test my skills along side of it. I don't pretend to be a liviing legend like the lvl1 half demon half angel charismafag, but I know I will become one through my HERO'S JOURNEY
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>>736559537
>human
>male
>designed like me but gigachad and based
>chaotic good
>greatsword
simple as
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>Tony is here
Explains a lot
>sister and girlfriend has threesome with black guy
>botched circumcision made him an eunuch
>spends all day on /gif/ and /v/ seething over his pathetic life
Explains all the half naked men posting and self insert faggotry. Did you guys know this guy watches MLP?
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>>736563680
objectively correct, based as fuck anon
at my tables, i explicitly tell everyone before session zero that if you pick:
fighter
barbarian
monk
paladin
ranger
then your character cannot be female. furthermore, females of any class or playable race cannot have natural strength score above 15 (including ASI and other stat boosting feats, equipment that boosts it above that such as gauntlets of ogre power still function normally)
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>>736569584
>ranger
Does not compute. Women make great beastmasters.
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>>736569630
no they dont, you cant tame a beast by doing whatever sfms you watch taught you chud
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>>736569483
The fighter’s character is designed entirely around the player feeling superior to the others, thus he’s the most unbearably obnoxious of them all.
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>>736569584
t. pol cuckold who has never played tabletop in his life ( came into this thread to obsess over trannies, doesn't know know what a DM is)
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>>736563861
A commander is basically a wizard.
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>>736569678
How? I only felt superior to other players when I was playing a summoner.
And most of the time I was a fighter.
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>>736569483
the fighter sounds like a faggot
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>>736569708
you really should be more embarassed that you unironically play tabletop as a grown ass man than you are anon...
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>>736569630
rangers are specifically described as wilderness warriors. they're very martial, and drawing a bow of any significant draw weight requires the strength of a man
not to mention that women are incredibly ill suited to wilderness survival for heaps of biological reasons that these games love to try and ignore or handwave
the only acceptable classes for females are:
wizard
sorcerer
warlock
cleric
rogue
druid
bard
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>>736566770
Kings were high leveled wizards actually, as they used magic and tricks to make stupid fighters die for their glory

A fighter is the fantasy equivalent of a manual labor worker
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>>736569708
meds
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>>736559537
stop speaking like a fag
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>>736569483
Meanwhile
>Me am grug me smash gods with rock
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>>736569172
>I'd suck a dick because I'm hetero
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>>736569789
You should be embarrassed as a grown man you spend your time obsessing over trannies, politics and things entirely out of your control as an anonymous loser online. I play games because they're fun. You're a cortisol spiked retard who lives in constant agony over stupid shit
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>>736569810
The noble caste was the warrior caste, you have a Enlightenment era propaganda view of feudal society.
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>>736569802
artemis was a woman, rangers are female, anon is right
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>>736569881
shut the helly up farquad, why are you acting like nobody saw your pics ugly old mf
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>>736569881
meds
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For me it's
>wear scary heavy armor
>launch fireballs at the enemy until he's dead
>walk up to him and chop his head off with a mace if that doesn't work
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>>736569890
Fighters don't make stupid pawns die for them. That is Wizard stuff. Fighters were the stupid pawns dying for their king, or Israel, or x Wizard of the day using their familiars (golem fighters) to do the dirty hard work
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>>736569843
Nigger are you retarded? I didn't even write the word "hetero" or "straight" in that post. Call me gay if you want, I don't care, just learn to read ffs.
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>>736569939
>israel out of nowhere
oh no it's a braindamaged pol zoomer
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>>736569895
artemis is a fictional deific figure from mythology and not representative of an actual human female in any way
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I like the aesthetic of light armour sword and board with an auxiliary bow but there are so few games that accomodate this
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>>736569890
nigga the real world only has pure martial classes
of course no wizards ruling shit
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>>736569978
good fighter. I see the wizards "defend my honor" spell has activated. who's a good little loyal dog?
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>>736569937
>chop his head off with a mace
???
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>>736569802
What you're doing is basically brown-nosing to a crowd of stereotypical chud listeners you're hoping to find here.

A woman can't be a monk because muh biology, and let's completely ignore the fact that D&D monk is a Ki user rather than a common brawler. A woman can't be a paladin because obviously there's no way a literal divine blessing could overcome biology. A woman can't be a barbarian because I'm a twat who can't imagine an amazon in a high fantasy setting.

Performative and pretentious, but I'm sure you'll find some fellow idiots here who'll clap to that.
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>>736570014
at least you're just trolling, there are people who genuinely think like that
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>>736570053
thats because its kind of silly when you think about it. if you're intentionally getting into close range melee fights, why WOULDN'T you wear the heaviest and most protective armor you could?
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>>736570060
Pastors and Priests are effectively Sorcerers casting mind control on low int fighters.
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>>736563885
The red one
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>>736570084
>he can't chop heads off with a mace
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>>736570060
The point is that nobles, even kings, fought on the battlefield, the material conditions of feudal society were such that the ruler class was the same as the warrior class.
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>>736567519
Maybe the problem was the guy and not the system.
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>>736567790
Why is Bob an adventurer instead of, say, a town guard?
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>>736569841
>Hand-Eye Coordination [Legendary: Success]
>A lone caveman stands on a beach, at the edge of the sea. A humanoid giant rises out of the distant waters and marches towards the land. The caveman picks up a stone, takes a long look at it and takes a look at the giant in the distance. With all the certainty in his heart and soul, he throws the stone in the direction of the giant's forehead. It's not long before the stone makes impact and the giant falls back into the sea from which he rose from.
>>736570084
You can actually do that in Skyrim with any mace as long as you have a perk that lets you decapitate enemies.
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>get all the cool magic without having to be a nerd
>get bitches and bully fags with your high charisma
Sorcerers are the superior class
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>>736570123
I just think plate is more fitting of a rank-and-file soldier and not someone who is off adventuring, I wouldn't want to carry full metal plate with me if I was trekking across an entire country
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>Human male
Alright, I hear you..
>Fighter, Wizard, Paladin
No. Weak men tainted by civilization.
>Barbarian, Witch Doctor, Beastmaster
Much better.
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>>736563480
But how would he feel if he didn't have breakfast this morning
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>>736570053
Ranger is a class in every dnd inspired game
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>>736570329
Anon, full plate armor weighs about 60 pounds total, and all of it is distributed across your whole body. You can walk and run normally with almost no slow-down or fatigue in armor.
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>>736570348
>the most racist white man alive and his nubian warrior wife banding together to defeat the forces of Babylon
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>>736567795
More games need the shadowy cloaked wizard look. I'm tired of being a nerd with my face poking out of the hood. Give me impossibly dark shadow with two small glints of light to indicate eyes look.
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>>736570348
Wouldn't the Paladin be a Shaman?
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>>736569678
>>736569756
How?
The fighter is the "bargain sale" selection, he is only as strong as his gear and level, he is the footman, the AVERAGE braindead guy until you find the magic gear that makes him a wrecking ball

>>736569841
same thing with barbarians, heavily gear dependent

Melee classes (besides rogue) start off very strong, then fall off lategame when all the enemies and spellcasters are tossing tier 6+ spells, devastating things in a single blow
A lv20 fighter would practically never win against a lv20 mage, but it's simply cool seeing that plain and honorable face to face melee guy stand against all the unholy sorcerers, monsters and demons - and winning
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>>736569584
>>736563680
-4STR chads.
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I understand the idea of fighter being seen as boring in tabletop, since all of their skills are geared torwards combat and, usually, you spend more time exploring and talking than fighting on a table.

But in video games youre doing combat every 10 minutes. Fighter become one of the best classes in the game. Laezel is fucking broken as a party member in Baldurs gate 3, for example.
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>>736570543
then you remember about heat fatigue and that you need assistance just getting into it, you guys are doing the thing where you go the other extreme of the usual opinion, it's true that full amor is not as encumbering as people normally believe, but it's not like it has zero drawbacks
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>>736570543
There's a reason people literally never did that in history. Chafing.
People who wore plate armor were always delivered to battle on horseback.
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>>736568293
hoard some gold while you're at it
ffs some poeple..
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>>736564228
Self inserting is playing cRPGs incorrectly, it should be mocked and people doing so should be gatekept away from cRPGs since they are ruining them.
Repeating redditor's le human male fighter meme in particular is such an absurd self report for gatekeeping, it's insane.
Larian here >>736561687 is objectively, absolutely, correct and aphantasia niggers like in >>736563480 should kys

Entire point of both cRPGs and RPGs is that your character IS NOT YOU. You are taking on an another role. Role which is bound by stats, personality, backstory, race etc of that character, which you, as a player, shouldn't be allowed to override. The most obvious example of RPG design failure is a lockpicking minigame from Skyrim, which lets player override his character skill, letting him open advanced locks, despite his character being a retarded barbarian who shouldn't even be able to open simplest locks period.

This same basic, core, unbreakable, fundamental design choice of cRPG/RPGs dictates approach to character creation and you roleplaying personality, ideals and beliefs of your character.
YOUR CHARACTER IS NOT YOU so it fuckall matters it's of a different race, skillset, religion or gender.

If you are a liberal/commie you should be able to roleplay a nazi character and vice versa
If you are a man you should be able to roleplay as a woman and vice versa
If you are a atheist you should be able to roleplay as a religious fanatic and vice versa
If you are good you should be able to roleplay as evil character and vice versa
And it doesn't matter that you aren't an Elf or an Orc, you should still be able to roleplay them

Failure to do so means that you are unfit to play cRPG/RPGs. In fact, you playing them so wrong, so incorrectly ruins their quality and their value for a core audience. Please fuck off to call of duty
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>>736570348
>posts two fighter/thieves
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>>736564475
>>736564917
its 'what if metroid but your legs are backwards', but can confirm fun as shit.
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>>736570581
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>>736570348
Any games that do a beastmaster right?
almost every game always makes them some gay nerd with a bow, cowering behind their pet bear
I want a beastmaster that DEFEATS or persuades the monstrous beasts, then earns their respect
I'm tired of the MMO style
>walk to animal
>tame animal
crap
I want to duel a dragon in to submission and then fist bump it afterward as we become brothers with common cause and enemy
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>>736570630
It’s a matter of attitude, anon.
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>>736570895
pokemon
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>>736570895
>walk to animal
>tame animal
I pray for this level of animal companion, most games just have them as a glorified summon
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>>736570895
It's not exactly what you're asking for because it's technically magic but in Doors of Trithius you can fairly easily learn Nature magic by just buying a pair of robes from the druids or just start off as a druid yourself and then summon animals which can be permanently attached to you while you play an otherwise melee character of whatever sort.
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fighter, archery/crossbow specialization, long sword for backup
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>>736570727
>Larian here is objectively, absolutely, correct
You'd have to be delusional to assume the collected, average choices wouldn't result in a plain, average character.
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>>736570895
Monster Hunter Stories kind of scratches my itch a little bit for the feeling of being a fierce warrior fighting alongside a beast. But the taming there is capturing them as eggs, so not quite beating the shit out of them. Some CRPGS have melee beastmasters (like Mad Dog in Pathfinder, which is a Barbarian with a pet and it kicks ass), but most of the time the pet just comes pre-attached to you and you don't tame it. A lot of other RPGs I can think of have ranged beastmasters only or treat the pets as temporary summons. It's a real shame that the chad melee beastmaster is an underserved niche.
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I choose human because every other race is fucking ugly
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>>736564380
>it's often a cuck writing who he wishes he was.
That's LITERALLY a self-insert. Jesus.
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>>736559718
>a literal cuck is the archetype for white "heros"
kekerino
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>>736559537
ill never really understand self inserting in games in general but im also not the kind of person to self insert myself into anything
there was a post someone made that roleplaying is a white mans hobby because only a white man is comfortable enough in his own skin to play someone he is not
niggers constantly complaining they don't see themselves on screen, women in mmos almost universally play female human
even roleplaying as a woman is a white mans game, troon or not
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>>736567790
wow, so deep
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>>736570247
Because town guards don't get to go on adventures.
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>>736563605
I think women are hot and like putting my character in skimpy clothes and making her be evil
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>>736570727
trvke
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>>736563861
usually because they're short lived and adaptable
it means they can thrive nearly anywhere and their short lifespan causes them to take more risks and be more ambitious
both of these lead to human kingdoms and technology developing much faster than other races
at least that's how warhammer explains it, and it makes sense to me
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I don't get self inserting. I like to make different characters with wildly different backgrounds. It's really like playing with action figures in virtual form. The sense of accomplishment and enjoyment for me comes to how close I can make the character in the game to what I imagined in my head. Then again I grew up playing jrpgs where you play an entire case of characters, and not just a lone adventurer.
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>friend invites me to a DnD game
>never played it before but I thought about creating a Dragonborn Paladin instead of a human
>thought it would at least be original
>turns out there were already 2 Dragonborn players in the party and one of them were a Paladin
>end up creating a good old human fighter, the only human in the party and write a very cool bio for it

Humans are based.
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>Friend of mine apparently had to do dnd, some of the people that were going he disliked

>He decides his character shall attempt to immediately murderhobo the first npc and rape their corpse, Then engages pvp to try and do that to some of the party when they stop him

Was it Based or cringe?
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>>736572761
In goood CRPGs you play with an entire party.
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>>736569479
ah yes the classic
>i either goon or clown
retard who is afraid to immerse himself in a game because his dad called him gay
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>>736563605
>It feels incredibly weird and gay.
>my "canon" playthrough is always a idealized heroic human male
That doesn't sound insecure at all.
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I remember making a Longbow Fighter once because I found interesting the idea of a warrior type character using bows, not a fancy ranger thing.
Also I was a complete noob and friends told me Fighter was simple and easy to use.
Boy, oh boy, that longbow fighter became a fucking mg-42 machine gunner in no time with a few feats.
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>>736572959
Agreeing to do something with people and then intentionally ruining it out of spite is cringe scumbag behavior
if he didn't like them he should have just not agreed to participate instead of being a petty cunt
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>>736572320
the affair story is a literal French fanfic from the 1210s
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>>736572959
>had to do dnd
cringe by default
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I always play as a male dwarf, gnome, halfling, or goblin. I am 6'10 IRL and wheelchair bound because of multiple health issues. I like to fantasize about being small and free from this body.
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>>736572959
VERY cringe.



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