Have you played my wife's game today, /v/?
>>736683865Flat
>>736683865Too old
>>736683865gimme invite pls
>>736683865She should have big fat furry bazoonkas while in her werewolf form.
I'll be playing my wife's game after work.
The game has changged to much from 2024It's too dark. The movement is too much. I'm too old.
Can your wife explain me this?https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=silver_%28deadlock%29+canine_penis+https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=silver_%28deadlock%29+canine_vulva+
I like the new characters but I uninstalled again. The matchmaking is worse than it's ever been desu. I have far fewer fun games than I have frustrating ones.>frequent disconnects/abandons>brand new players mixed in with people with 1000+ hours>6 stacks put in lobbies against a team of solo players>Wide rank gaps in lobbies>smurfs everywhere
>>736684357>smurfs everywhereThat makes no sense.
>>736683930With enough backlash, we can change that.
>>736683865threadly reminder that Holliday is a canon slut
I want to like the game, but so far it's a bit messy.I feel like they couldn't find the good TPS/moba/itemization yet, it's still rough, but the foundations are cool, at least.
>>736684357Normally I hate forced 50-50 win rate games, but this is worse than that even. In my last 20 games I've lost 18, and I checked to be sure, every single one of them I had a pretty decent score, meanwhile most of those games there were multiple people on my team going like 0/9 and 1/10, absolute shitters like thatI'm getting real sick of playing, and the majority of the enemy team are on hot streaks
>>736684785Why would I want to change that
Can't be arsed to be held hostage in 60 minute rice fests to slowly grind my way out of retard rank.Leavers atleast every other game, people running off during 6v6 teamfights to do sinners, also STILL no draft so getting a decent team comp is like playing the lottery not to mention matchmaking itself.I know I could get out of this and play with people whose mother didn't drink a bottle of vodka daily during pregnancy, but at this point I don't feel like it's worth it.>>736684598What's the issue?You think people can't have multiple Steam accounts which got a beta invite?
>>736684075Yeah. I don't know what the fuck Valve is thinking.
>>736683865Yes sir.
>>736685015It's not about what you want, it's about what the majority wants.
>>736685248good thing the majority doesn't want her changed
>>736683865the owerwatch make up is shit
>>736685363Okay, it's about what's good for the majority. Just trust me.
>>736684152>I'm too old.Yeah, I'll never get into this game beyond just being a spectator.
>>736684964Welcome to the lower half of the bellcurve without real SBMM.
>mobapass
What are good heroes to practice solo queuing with?I dunno if I'm good enough to carryUnless those are my only optionFuck
>>736687316>practice solo queuing...what?
>>736687715I MEANT PRACTICE IN SOLO QUEUE
>>736687316>I dunno if I'm good enough to carryI used to be a little bitch like you. I would queue up as Rem and try my best to support my carries to victory because I was scared of the pressure that came with carrying. But then I took the Vyper pill.
>>736684785I wish
Yes. I play for she.
I played two games as The Doorman and won both
>>736683865I haven't played it in weeks. I'm bored. Valve is so lazy.
>>736687770Whatever you feel like playing?Honestly, just play the game and queue things that interest you. You won't get better if you don't try.
>>736683865she looks sub af
>>736683865I *love* Silver.
post your latest match score here and I'll try to guess your favorite vidya
>>736683865>already bleeding players again because the game is so boring and stat/timer determined
I love the game but I wish matches didn't take so long. It shouldn't take 35+ minutes for the enemy team to end the game when the soul difference is more than 20k.
Bump
>>736690848the game isnt even out though
>>736683865She's just one driftacock away from DCing at 0-7
Is Drifter gold or mold?
I had a Bebop game where I was reading the opponents so hard and landing like 80% of my hooks. Felt blissful. Too bad Bebop scales like ass lol
>>736693691gold
>>736688467I love her voice so much
>>736683865the matchmaking is abysmal dogshit and the level of play varies so much in the same bracket that it might as well not exist, so I am taking a break
>>736683865why is your wife so smelly?
>>736692756This. I know it's a MOBA and I went in knowing I'd have to learn but match time is the one thing I couldn't get over. I don't expect it anytime soon but I'd come back for a new gamemode or some end of match tweaks.
>>736695887>>736692756Time to embrace the brool
>>736688535update: won three games >:3
>>736683865No i'm not invited
>>736684042>>736696779post steam friend code
>>736690607This was a great match
>>736684964Deadlock is one of those games when you lose so much winning a match feels unnaturally wrong. Like you feel feel like your doing something wrong by wining, to the point it kinda shocks me. Sometimes I can loose for a week straight and my rank GOES UP. Its crazy and broken.
>ragequitting also bans you from street brawl AND bot matchesyou're a nigger yoshi (trans deadname: icefrog)
>>736697419stop being a mental 10 year old that ragequits games
>>736697419>>ragequitting also bans you from street brawl AND bot matchesGood.
>>736698018stop being a garbage team member then faggot
>>736684357>>6 stacks put in lobbies against a team of solo playersThought shit like this couldn't be real but the other day I had a 5-stack (they had all played with each other in their previous few games) against me and no-one on my team had played with each other before. We got fucking ass raped.
>>736697419They're trying to test their unfinished game, maybe don't act like a bitch during the process and play it out
when you 15 minutes in and a teammate leaves and never comes back then it gives you the red banner and you know its just fucking over.
>>736683865omg it's silver hi
>>736684785Her left arm is meant to be furry
>>736697419you vill be held hostage in a 50 minute game where they slowly strangle your vorthless ass team out and you vill enjoy it
>>736699432Really? I don't believe you.
>>736699595
>>736699646Gross. It looks like a monkey hand.
>>736699646imagine the handjobs
>>736700116>he doesn't know about the leaked weremonkey form
>>736699646I never noticed this detail
>>736697419I've yet to see any good reason matches should exceed 17-20min average. Everything still exists and matters even more.
>>736684357I feel like it's less that the matchmaking is fucked, and more that there's too many "high skill ceiling-high reward" heroes that are too easy to make work with too little counter play if any. Once you start getting into the higher ranks games feel like they turn into "whoever rolled more patch note niggers on their team wins". Which is a real shame because one of the highlights of deadlock for me was that I felt like there was way less games I knew I lost in the first 10 minutes and was now stuck waiting for the game to end in the next 50. If Yoshi is going to keep balancing heroes on crack, could he least give the ridiculous meta slave heroes an exodia effect where if a team has 3+ they win instantly.
>>736683865ye>be venator in brawl>roll enhanced cdr into omnicharge legendary>spam nades while the enemy team plays minesweeper>immobilized notifications popping every 10-15 secsI felt a little bad about putting your wife in the cuck chair, but apollo definitely deserved to be put there
>>736700318Shiv's old ult...
>>736702265The whole game needs a massive nerf patch taking things down a notch again. Both heroes and items just do way too much shit now and every balance patch just furthers the powercreep. All the new heroes feel like fighting game DLC characters in the worst way possible compared to the old ones. And instead they're massively buffing old characters turning them into pseudo DLC characters by overtuning singular aspects of them. Nu Dynamo, Ivy and Wraith are the worst examples of this.
>>736697419>not forcing your teammates to quit first so you can leave without a problem
>>736700116She can't help it. I think every time she transforms, a little less of her comes back. I'm sure you noticed the wolf ears and tail, too.
>>736703517>every time she transforms, a little less of her comes back.It'd be cool if her titties were the last to stay in wolf mode, so then eventually she'd be fully wolf except she'd have human titties, and then she'd never have to transform again. She'd be a furry with titties like everyone wants.
>>736699201cute!
>>736703260what the fuck is DLC you dumb boomer, it's a free game
>>736704142High IQ post
Vindicta is getting a bikini skin by the way
>>736706049Not my problem
I play for the snake
she's so fucking hot but i hate any game that ever grazes this genre because they all bring out the most insufferable of people
>>736707082People who complain about it are almost always the worst
>>736707779I feel like this drawing is from a movie or something.
>>736707883Couldn't tell youI just saw Silver so I saved it
>Silver was my first vote>end up liking Rem and Apollo over the restThe others heroes of the Old Gods New Blood patch are kinda boring.
Why the FUCK don't more people buy Unstoppable in pubs holy shit
>>736710184active items are scary
As I grow older, I realize more and more that I should just avoid competitive repetitive multiplayer games
not playing until games are dropped to 30 minutes average
>grind myself from seeker to Oracle * almost phantom>expect to see pro players and to have FUN>find out its mostly double digits death retards 300k+ delayers with one or two dudes carrying the teamsyeah uninstalled this shit until they finally fix the matchmaking, spamming streetbrawl got boring really quick.the massive amounts of trannies and irl faggots redditors doesn't help too
>>736710986Have you try pushing instead of farming like a massive nigger
>>736699201what happens after this?
>>736712885your mistake was trying to climb instead of staying in comfy low ranks
>>736713014Werewolf sex, like thishttps://archiveofourown()org/works/80501526Or maybe like thishttps://rentry.co/i7x6cpvoPlease forgive any errors or weaknesses in the second one, it's barely out of first draft, been at it the last few hours
>>736713014
>>736713014I take her to my house, lay her down on my bed, and gently tuck her in so she can get a good night's rest.
>>736714528Based.
Silver is too slender
>>736715338It contrasts nicely with how YUGE she gets in beast mode though
>>>/vg/
>>736715338All the better to wrap your arms around, my dear.
Luv me PaigeSimple as
>>736714297>https://rentry.co/i7x6cpvoBro I am not reading all that dogshit but congrats on having autism.
>>736716058The first half of your post hurt me more than the second, I just want you to know
>>736697119I especially hate that the matches, at least in my experience, are never close. They're always curb stomps one way or the other. It's not fun losing ridiculously badly, but it's also not fun ridiculously easy. It just feels purely artificial, quite literally like the>Mom says it's my turn to win!>Now, mom says it's my turn to lose!I played the other day and for the first match in like 20, it was actually a close game and I actually had fun. It made me realize that the rest of the time, when it's just endless curb stomps, you're never having fun whether you're winning or losing
>>736716295You can't actually expect strangers on a basket weaving forum to read an amateur smut novella, brother. I've had some lengthy ERP and if anyone but the person I was engaged with read all of it I'd think they were fucked in the head for the sheer time wasted doing so.
Does anyone aside rom russoids even play Valve games?
>>736684357The ranking system is shit because it's purely based off your performance and doesn't consider the lobby>be archon 4>friends try the game>we get matched into low emissary to even it out>still loss>I gain mmr because I went 10 - 4This shouldn't happen. If anything I should be losing the most mmr in the lobby since I lost to people a whole division lower than me. I've actually had to resort to smurfing because as my friends are ranking up to alchemist I'm in oracle now. So no matter what happens my friends have to constantly fight these uphill battles which isn't fun.
>very mixed on Venator's kit, just nothing about it really gets me going>love the actual character and him screaming and yelling while mowing down everyoneWish you could at least do some cool shit with the shotgun backblast but it's literally just a worse shiv M2 in terms of movement and you can't really do anything with it besides wall jump further.
>>736716341I'm not expecting anything, I'm offeringI can't draw the shit I'm writing because I'm a writer not a drawer
this game is worse than ricochet
>>736716658Ricochet is pretty good though
billy only
>>736684785>shitty realistic shaders on a deadlock modelgod i hate lazy fucking porn artistsif you made this and you're shilling yourself i hate you even more
>>736716552That's what AI is for, bro. Get over the artistic autism and learn to generate.
About 6-8 months ago, I consistently would go like 20+/0 as HollidayNow I can't, something changed and I don't like it
How the fuck do you build Mirage
>>736716936The player base tripled and got better. The only thing that hasn't changed is you, which is exactly the problem.
>>736717073here's one from one of my matches
>>736717174Self-invalidating point, the larger the playerbase the lower the skill level
>>736717273
>>736717343I heard scarab-maxxing is ideal. Is this true?
>>736710986if all of my blood rush to my penis, will she gorge on it, sucking every last drop of it ;3 ?
>>736716936You climbed the rankings.I kept winning too much as Paige and now I'm too high to try to learn other characters without feeding like crazy.
We know that mid boss and jungle changes are coming, what kind of astral other worldly/spoopy creatures would you have?I always liked that leaked plant creature.
>>736718519Big rat and sewer gator
>game was over at 7 minutes>lasted 30 minutesvalve please fix this shit
>>736718402I get put with some absolute fucking shitters every game though. Is the matching or ranking just fucked, that both sides are ending with people going 0/10, often more than one such shitter
>>736718519The game is 1949, so a literal Roswell grey alien. His/her patron wish is to return to their home planet
>>736683865So now we're accepting monsterfuckers on this board?
>>736683865Not released, so no.
Stopped playing 2 weeks ago waiting for the next big content update. Don't wanna get burnt out and also I need rank decay to kick in because I have a sub 50% winrate but the game is not letting me derank.
>>736715338Imagine not wanting to manhandle her lithe, flexible body? You don't want to make her frail frame flushed and fluttering from ferocious fucking? What kind of faggot would you have to be, to not want to fully embrace her, eclipsing her with your larger body, feeling her warmth entirely, and cradling her between your arms? And of course, it goes without saying this is reversed when she is transformed, her doing that to you. That's another of her charm points.
>>736719065I was talking about jungle camps but it would be really funny next to all these other traditional monsters you just straight up have greys with ray guns.
>>736683865will only play when they add a huge playable Dragon character
>7 game lose streak
I'm patiently waiting for workshop tools because DOTA 2 arcade is my shit and this game can get crazy with custom game modes. Like already we have>Goo punch jump maps>Ability Draft>Soccer
>>736719496>12 game lose streakkill me
>>736719597100%Deadlock has so much potential for different game modes
>>736719597>SoccerQRD?
https://gamebanana.com/mods/667846fug, guess I'll have to bring Silver to brawl now
>VROOM>Face me and die
>>736720035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjA7sh4UZUw
>>736708875I like graves and silver, my main problem with rem is that he's more of a support then even paige, and that means that weather or not you will have fun is fully dependent on your team and their performance
>>736714297You should really stop spamming that every other thread, it's embarrassing>>736716058Based
>>736720483Yes and no, you can be the the little shit that can control the map because of the helpers and people sleep on the pillow nukes way too much.
>>736720530The cooldown between pillow is way too long even with rapid recharge, and the damage crater real fast
>>736716936The meta rewards scaling heroes, holliday doesn't scale and is a hero with half a kit to boot on top of that, half the roster does what she does but better and easier, you have to be perfect the entire match to win with holliday while they just need to win 1 or 2 fights.>8 months agoshe got some nerfs mainly to her gun iirc
>>736720250Okay thats kinoValve would be retarded to not encourage tons of custom games
>>736720530See>>736720578It's just too unfun to use for how little damage it does, and it's the only damaging ability in his kit so the CD hurts even more
>>736720523I hadn't posted for about two and a half weeksI hit a bit of a milestone and I thought I'd share it, that's all
>>736694595>Too bad Bebop scales like ass lolScaling doesn't really matter if you can grab someone and have the rest of your team take them out. That alone is enough to win games.
>>736694595The greatest strength of a hook character is the hook itself. If you lose a game after 80% hits than it just means your team is dog shit
>Get rejuv>Team immediately runs off to camps>Tell them to group up so we can go into base and end>They just get picked off alone and rejuv goes to wasteEVERY FUCKING GAME
>>736722904>>736723334I miss the good old days of bombs being threatening. Ohhhh at least uppercut heals a bunch now
>>736694595>Too bad Bebop scales like ass lolPut the bombs on your team so the enemy can't dispell it
>>736724303Does Dispel Magic still cause sticky bombs to drop on the ground or did they revert that
Frenmaxxing on Rem is so fun when the enemy team tries to constantly group up while I just casually throw four of the little guys down in lane with Healing Tempo and Heroic aura, all the while I fuck off to help my team.
>>736724749It does
Street brawl is the only reason to keep playing this game, 6v6 mode sucks ass
>>736724749>drop on the groundiirc dispell magic deletes the bombs
>>736724906I send 2 on one lane and 2 on another lane, based little hitler nontheless
>>736716305I feel like this is a MOBA problem rather than a Deadlock problem. It's the same issue in League and DOTA as well. Games never really feel balanced because if people keep dying, the enemy gets stronger (more levels, items etc) and you get weaker. It's not like FPS games where even if you die 100 times the playing field is still level.I think I'm too old for this shit. 30 minutes to lose a game too.
>>736726625Average game length Archon and below is 40 minutos.
>>736706968RELEASE THE NEW MODEL ALREADY, YOSHI
>>736683930That's a good thing
>>736699595Silverposters genuinely do not play or even look at the character they're talking about
>>736727606>play or even look atand i beat my shmeat everyday
>>736683865why does the werewolf form not have breasts?
>>736683930She's literally not, she's just modestly sized
>>736728135because neither does her human form
>>736723478>enemy gets rejuv>2/3rds of the team immediately rushes mid and gets into a disastrous fight>DEFEND THE STRONGHOLD>WE ONLY HAVE ONE SHRINE LEFT
I would like to because I like that there is both a werewolf and a vampire woman, but I have no idea how this type of game works. Also, there is a lot of bullshit to wrap my head around on the skill shop screen.
>>736728542the game works by forfeiting thousands of hours into it for a modicum of competency
>>736729691the skill floor is way lower than other mobas, I'm extremely mediocre at dota but the second highest rank in this after way less time
i will never touch a moba again for my sanity and safety of my loved ones
>deadlockI'¨m tired of DEI NYE slop
Was surprised to find out Silvers VA was Lindbeck. Didn't even recognize her voice until I looked it up one time.
Furries are ruining Valve?I'm not surprised.I've played tf2 and know what they're capable of.
>>736730684figuratively who
>>736730290Ranks are inflated in Deadlock, thoughThey're desperate to inflate the ranks because low player population so if you're good at the game you'll easily end up in oracle - ascendant
whos a good werewulf!!
>>736731542Why does her head look comically large?
>>736731597porn artists cannot into anatomy
>>736683865I wanna sniff her panties...
>>736683865>don't play deadlock>see that her name is Silver>look up full images of her>see pic related on Google ImagesWTF if it weren't for the narrow waistline, I wouldn't even know this was female. The design isn't even "safe horny". It's almost completely asexual/androgynous (again, minus the very subtle narrow waist).A shame, really. With some changes (wider hips, longer legs, less masculine shoulders), she could be really sexy even with the same butch clothing.
im waiting for them to balance the game.i also dont know if i want to spend dozens or hundreds of hours learning movement EXPLOITS so i can break boxes between waves (actually gay as hell)but i do like brawl. killing most of their team in a silver ult is one of the most satisfying things in ANY game
>>736733621>if it werent for her female attributes i wouldnt be able to tell she was a femalewomen in the west are aloud to wear pants you brown smelly nigger
allowed* lolthe bait threw me off. gg anon
>>736715886mmmmmmmmm
>>736733621>6'2That's a huge bitch.
>>736723478/v/erdict on the buff for everyones favorite bleachbunny
>>736736731finally made her fun to play and feel like a gambler instead of a generic bullet hose
>>736735174She's the only girl that might be as tall as Geist, but her stance makes her look shorter than Geist.
>>736683865
>>736728135Because Valve are cowards
>>73672662>a MOBA problem To an extent yes, but I play Dota as well, and it's not even nearly this bad. I still get a fair amount of close games or reversals in Dota. Not so in Deadlock, close games are the rare exception, while curb stomps are the norm
>>736720578Cooldown is 7 seconds with rapid and superior cd what the fuck do you think is a long cooldown? Not to mention spamming the pillow makes you regen your ult in less than a minute
I have austically designed like 4 fan heroes kits excepts I need to actually draw them if I want to post them on the forums, and who has time for that! I gotta queue!
>>736731018nope thats just how valve does ranks, people in dota are reaching 16k when immortal starts at 6k, one whole rank spans almost double the twice of mmr the other ranks together do
does anyone even like boxes? shits boring
>>736733621Won't lie. I started playing deadlock because I saw a thread 3 months back and thought the designed looked like ass.It's the only game I've played in 2 months.
>>736683865mofu mofu silver
>>736733621>take away everything making silver attractive and turn her into a bimbo for me>t.guy who doesn't play the gamekys
>Win 9 games in a row>Finally get to Ritualist VI>Almost out of this shithole of a rank>5 state mandated losses in a row>Back to Ritualist IVI want to fucking kill myself. The matchmaking does this on purpose right? Just puts you in a team with 5 complete fucking retards who all go 0-10 one after another so you're stuck in your shit rank forever
>>736717567It is amazing sustain and can make you almost unkillable in a 1v1 mid-late game. It just depends how you want to play. If you're a roaming assassin it's great, if you want to be more focused on doing big damage in team fights, you're better focusing on Djinn's Mark.
>>736715886PULL. BACK.
>>736741361Most games, regardless of rank, are determined by which team has the retard(s) with ten deaths by ten minutes and whether or not the opposite team can finish in a timely manner with that knowledge.
>>736733621>>don't play deadlockopinion disregarded
>>736741361My past few matches in Emissary I've had multiple people say that they're new to the game meanwhile the enemy team has premade duos
>>736733621Silvercucks on 4chan are never beating the secondary accusations, they either don't play the hero or they don't play the game
>>736744589I do both I play Silver and I play Deadlock
>>736744589Correct, I only jerk off to the characters. I do this with every MOBA, like any sane person should
>>736743970This is happening even in ArcanistI went from a game where the enemy team had to have had three new players to the next game where mine had four.The matchmaking system throws new players blindly in all the ranks up to like Ritualist before it decides which is kind of bullshit but makes sense when the game is not open.
>>736745780>Correct, I only jerk off i don't play vidyaThis board is a joke
>>736746078I play good vidya, not mobaslop
are we done pretending this is good yet?
>hated brawl at release>played normals only>quit and play brawl a bit per day instead>try playing normals again>everyone is dogshit even at asc4had someone in my game recently that didn't know heal creeps give more heals if you're aloneplaying brawl that's full mechanics really lets you see how bad normal players are
>normal games are gambling on who gets the least retards>brawl games are gambling on who has better comp and better itemsThis game is just slots
Why are deadlock threads so slow on /v/
>>736751178Because the game has little genuine interest, but is kept alive by dedicated autists
>>736751373It should have more genuine interest because it is a genuinely good game and this is just in its alpha state.
>>736745873These games have just been fucking miserable lately
>get mirage on your team>complete retard tickle monster that contributes nothing to the game>get mirage on the enemy team>Literally unkillable monster dropping nukes and preventing any kind of push on a walker
>>736751521>no genuine interest>100k daily players in a closed alpha>with a comp scene to bootmhmmm
>>736683865It's pretty crazy to me that valve has enough big dick power to have big updateb(with names) similar to TF2 and it's just an invite only alpha
>>736752421Well I didn't know that
I'm tired of dashfernus. What a cancer way to play a character.
I wish icefrog just nerfed silver and celeste to being completely unplayable and intentionally kept them there for a few months just to shake out all the agp trannies that have infested this game since the update and seem to near exclusively play them.
how the fuck do i have fun in street brawl? game gives me the most boring items and i get put against the most cancer team comps
>>736697119>Sometimes I can loose for a week straight and my rank GOES UP.A proper ranking system that actually calibrates players globally should do this.
>>736751521>mobaslop>good game
>>736753348pisslows will cry about any mechanic that requires 1 braincell
>>736712930>expecting a major difference when/if a 1 in 12 factor changesNTA but maybe just accept the game isn't as well designed as you like to pretend it is?
>>736751521It's almost as if it doesn't have more genuine interest precisely because that what it isn't.
>>736754168>>736710986go back to league and ff15 your life for playing a shit game KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>736754339We know Deadlock is a bad game when this is the intelligence expressed by those who defend it.
>>736754485HAHAHAHA TRIGGERED THE RIOTRANNY. STAY IN YOUR LANE, LEAGUEBAB
>>736754584>he still thinks I even play league
>>736754339>>736754584>>736754815This is your mindset, deadlock players. Are you proud of this?
>>736754959>>736710986MINA TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH KEEEEEEEEK
>>736710986>>736754959IT IS ALWAYS THE MINA PLAYERS WHO TROON OUT LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>736755223>>736755302>thinks this was the mina player poster as wellWere you not able to follow the conversation? Don't worry, I'm already aware you're retarded.
I don't take people who ignore gameplay / game design to bitch about fans who are cringe seriously
Who has the best conversation in the game?Hard mode: No Vyper conversations.
>>736749017Every team based PvP game ever boils down to the team composition because its a team game
>>736744589I play as Silver and murder people as her. I also wanna fuck her.
Reminder that Silver has a juicy and puffy werewolf cookie even in her human form.
>>736755514It's true, even clusterfuck casual 12v12 games like TF2 have this (Though to a lesser extent).
>>736755518By all means continue shitting up the thread for your own game.
>>736755514It's the big game design redpill that it's a good idea to fully embrace rng in multiplayer games because ending up in the better team is going to be rng anyway. At least having rng in the gameplay then ensures the battle doesn't become fully predictable. The main game mode in deadlock sucks for this mainly because the big rng happens right at the start and you spent the next best part of the hour basically already knowing who won.
>>736755454Seven
>>736683865she looks like a nortubel charactr
>>736755790I have matches all the time that are back and forths
Game desperately needs some kind of blade mail item.Return fire is not it.
>>736755843HAHAHAHAHAH THE TENCENT NETEASE SHILL BOT IS LOOPING. YOU'RE GETTING REPLACED, ZHANG
Remind me not to come to Deadlock threads early in the morning.
I want the mods to delete these two faggots' posts because they are derailing and burning up bumps
>>736753650Yeah this shouldn't be an issue if a ranking system is actually good. The guy trying his heart out desperately dragging 5 shitters anywhere near the goal, but losing would ideally still go up in rank.
>>736755997>>736755843>>736755603THIS IS THE INTELLECT AND ORIGINALITY OF DEADLOCK HATERS. ARE LEAGUEBABS CHINKS PROUD OF THIS
By the way, I haven't played for a couple of weeks, and it threw me into Obscurus. Does anybody know what it actually means? I know it's not a reset, but where does it throw you?
>>736756197NTA and you can feel free to leave the thread at any point in time. You are literally the meme where the guy goes into a thread for something he dislikes and then shits it up.
>>736756197THE CHINKS SENT A BROKEN LOOPING BOT KEEEEEEEEK
>>736688535vbased
>>736683865Yeah, but the matchmaking still sucks balls. Really tired of the game putting barely sentient dudes that pause to hit their bong and go 0/14 in my fucking games to waste an hour of my time.
>>736688535I exclusively play Doorman. You can't carry a group of retards, but you can completely fuck over an annoying sweat on the enemy team so he's always useful.
>>736756443You need to shut the fuck up too.
>It's a Haze player with suspiciously good tracking match
>>736756308There's no obligation for someone going into a thread for a game to unconditionally love everything about it. That just creates echochambers where critical thought dies. What you should be questioning is the person who goes into a thread for something he does like and then shits it up.>>736756363>>736756443By all means continue shitting up the thread for your own game.
>>736756581NO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WANNABE JANNY
>>736756617>>736755603>>736755843>>736756197>>736755997THE ONE TRICK PONY ONE SENTENCE LEAGUEBAB FILTERED BY A GOOD GAME LMAOOOOOOO
>>736756549No such thing as a sweat. Go play PvE or single player if you cant stand people who are better than you. >>736756617Fuck off. I don't want your takes. You don't like the game, you don't play it, you are just here to shit talk the game, us, and burn through bumps. I hope the mods get you. >>736756634And I hope they get you too. You are burning through bumps and SPAMMING IN ALL CAPS thinking its funny. The more you feed trolls the more they shitpost. Retard.
Mods plz
>>736756740>you don't play it,I do.>>736756701By all means continue shitting up the thread for your own game.
>>736756740>>736756808I DON'T CARE, SILVERTRANNY FURFAG LMAOOOOO
>>736756740>Go play PvE or single player if you cant stand people who are better than you.Precisely my point.
>>736699094Untrue, they have a secret beta branch that they only invite trannies to. You would know, since you are in it.
>>736756549>>736688535I'm unironically too old for Doorman, I tried doing his combos against bots and got fucked
>add straight white woman character>trannies and browns freak outSilver is simply too powerful
>>736757106Carting people into doors without a stun is pretty rare. The door placement is janky as fuck.
TRY AGAIN LMAOOOO
>>736757250I have no idea why she brings so much hate. I made a deadlock thread with silver as the OP a while ago and people melted down too. Same shit. Passive aggressive criticism of the game and us for liking it, and also other people SPAMMING ALL CAPS XD LMAAAAAAAAOOO like that. Sometimes I think some other autistics need to be punched in the face. For real.
test
OLD GODS UPDATE BROUGHT IN THE FANART TRANNIES. CRY ABOUT IT FANART XUMBLR TRANNY LMAOOOOOOOO
Would you a Vyper?
>>736757537How is that even a question duh
>>736745873New player here, it put me into ritualist after my 3rd game. I still suck.
>>736757537What are the odds she has an STD?
>>736759096>Been with BillyQuite high.
>mfw Doorman nerfs to bell were still a buff for me because it included piercing bullets to actually make impact into explosion viable>Still can slowing hex anyone into the Baroness to get a 95% CD reduction and be Unstoppable until they get out>Doors now scale off spirit power which means you can use them in non-kidnap buildsIt's never been a better time to check in at the Baroness, anon
played doorman for the first time today holy fucking based ass character
>>736759827post your build please?
>>736760000I use Slippery Bell Throwing Prick from the public builds list. I make tweaks where I find necessary but typically making my bells nuclear isn't exactly the worst idea and Slowing Hex pretty much means anyone not named Mina isn't getting out in time
>>736683865No because I don't have an invite.
>>736759827Bell throwing build seems better than the kidnapping gimmick build. You can help secure kills early a lot better, and you can still transition into kidnapper late game if you want.
The main game mode needs one more objective or a splash of "something" to really make it pop. Gun also feels weirdly underutilized for most characters despite it being a shooter. More abilities need interactive elements you can shoot (like Graves skulls) or you need to shoot little subway signs on the ziplines to switch them over to your side and push minions quicker or something like that.
>>736755908What are you counting as back and forth? Because going by souls it's almost always seeing one team pulls ahead by any sort of significant margin and then the other basically never recovers. In comparison with Street Brawl you know there's always a possibility the next round will have a player getting something completely broken that turns things around.
>>736760659I count back and forth as a match that ends with both teams' defensive structures being gone and with both teams' kdrs being neck and neck
>>736760659No the one thing Deadlock does right is allow comebacks. Typically if someone gets an advantage early it means that they have better players so they're more likely to win but there's always a point where you can turn it around later after one team wipe your Soul's back
>know the game is lost in the first 5 minutes>still forced to play a 40 minute gameGame will never be good until this is fixed. No clue how you would though. Proper draft would help a ton.
>>736760640Weirdly more abilities need to do gun damage for things to make more sense. Gun feels weird when even Gun characters wind up doing tons of spirit damage.
>736761056>t. has never won a come back
>>736761056It really would. Not sure what the fuck is up with the horrendous matchmaking throwing people obviously on their first game on my team in fucking Oracle, but at the very least I'd like to get this ult slut haze out of my fucking games already. Maybe shit is better in Eternus, but even here people still want to farm for 40 minutes even when miss "ends the game with one button" is on the enemy team.
>>736760880Defensive structures can be misleading since the game is designed to make destroying structures easier lategame so even the losing team will tend to destroy the other structures. Though stomps where there are still walkers up can happen.>>736760965Not seeing it. Even taking myself out of the equation and looking up games on youtube and looking at the souls I'm generally seeing the pattern of one team getting a lead and continuing that lead to the end.
I think I crapped the code to winning row rank games.
>>736757361>>736683865sex with both ivy and silver at the same time
>>736761441I am telling you I have been in matches that had us losing at first and then we won. I've been in matches where we were losing, then turned it around, then lost again, I've been in matches where we go from winning to being stomped, I've won, I've lost, all of the above. >>736761478I agree
>>736761506It's not a question of what you've been in. It's a question of what's the norm for this game. Exceptions will exist.
>>736757537I don't think Vyper is the kinda girl that takes no for an answer.
>>736761430>Enemy has Haze and Dynamo>"Hey guys we should really try and end fast or we auto-lose">dead silence>half the team plays jungle jam for 30 minutes>Haze and Dynamo proceed to just walk at us and murder everyoneFar too many cases as of late.
>>736761626This but with Victor as well.Like holy shit, it takes 20 minutes for him to start doing something, just rush him and win lanes.
>>736761609Nothing says your experience is the default.
>>736761626Now try a game with Haze, Dynamo, Drifter, and Celeste on the same team.>just buy unstoppable and metal skin bro!
>>736761707>Even taking myself out of the equation and looking up games on youtube and looking at the souls I'm generally seeing the pattern of one team getting a lead and continuing that lead to the end.
>>736761056>forced to play the gamePoor you.
>>736761763If one team has the other team with a significant decisive soul lead then they deserve to lose. The other team is better. People always upload curb stomp clips because youtubers want to see epic ownage. You don't see come backs from the POV of the losing team, and you don't see many back and forth games in general, cause people don't upload them. I'm calling skill issue with you. If you don't like it go hide in PvE slop. One good player can make a huge difference. I've been that player and I've lost at the hands of that player.
>>736761670>>736761727The worst is when they actually listen and we're crushing then they get high on their own farts and want to extend the game out to farm kills and we wind up losing.
>>736761727>The hunt begins.>I am the cosmos!>You will be judged!>Catch!
[SAD NEWS] Leakers say Vindicta is getting a bikini skin
>>736761852Well it's more of pretending to play the game so I'd rather just go next and get an actual game.
>>736762017valve has fallen...
It will never stop puzzling me that League trannies necessitate a surrender vote button because playing the game, quote unquote, wastes their time.
>>736745873I was placed initiate 2 and I've climbed to ritualist 3 with a 60% winrate. It's insane the game is STILL placing me with people who have like three total matches under their belt. Are they overcompensating for smurfs or something?
>>736762017>sandalsDowngraded, sad!
Gotta give a (you) to get a (you). Sorry, but thems the rules.
I like that despite being a glowie, Haze seems to have a good heart... when they aren't people like Seven.
>>736762131>if I'm not assured a stomp in the first 5 minutes of my game, I'd rather not play at allProstate cancer of mentalities. Hopefully will not see you on release in seven horse years.
>unstoppable is 5.4 seconds long>can be 7 seconds long>metal skin is only 5 secondsGenuinely what are you supposed to do against a Haze covering the entire fight with this garbage ult?
>>736762307
>>736762308I'm not a gambling addict so getting a fucked team comp only for one of my lanes to also go like 0/20 into Victor or some shit means I'd rather just move on.
>>736762416Move on to single player
>>736761854>People always upload curb stomp clips because youtubers want to see epic ownage.I'm seeing this even in videos which are just the recordings of their livestream games. Hell I'm even seeing this in Nightshift games.>If one team has the other team with a significant decisive soul lead then they deserve to lose. The other team is better.Which is where you then see people complaining shitloads about the matchmaker. Frankly it's easier to design the game itself to encourage more neck-in-neck play then expect a matchmaking system to miraculously find the perfect combination of 12 players every time.Going back to the original topic of RNG, half the idea of strong RNG is precisely that you're acknowledging that the strictly better team always winning isn't as important as the game being fun.
>>736751178Everyone just posts in /dlg/
>>736762404You realize the game should have ended 20 minutes ago if you wanted to win. Unfortunately you must also convince at least 4 retards of this same fact.
>>736762416Anon, you are playing a moba, shut the fuck up about your feigned attempts to pretend you value your time.
>>736719496>Teammate fed Warden/Abrams all match and now they're headed straight for me
>>736762469That's why I'm farming the jungle for 30 minutes to inflate my elo and avoid dying
>>736762501Anon it's just DOTA that does this same thing for mobas. It's time to get with the times, unc.
>>736761056>first 5 minutesMost games are decided after the first urn fight at high elo, it's hard to come back from losing that. At lower elos, the game can swing at any point because everyone is fucking retarded and can't secure a win without stumbling into it. Games will last like 50 minutes and boil down to a single team fight over midboss where a winning team can suddenly completely fumble because their carry was farming instead of fighting midboss or something stupid like that.
>>736761469>McGinnis when she's on my team>retarded turret chucker who treats it like TF2 engineer>McGinnis when she's on the enemy team>It's like fighting the fucking vietcong in the jungle
I'm archon rank but I'm shit (I'd rather be over than under ranked though)
>>736688535>Call the enemy haze a dork for trying to stop me from stealing double sinners>Gets madDoorman is supreme rage bait material
>Enemy tries to melee you>Block it once>Kill them>The rest of the match is now the final bossfight from MGS4 for forty minutesWhy do people take melee so personal?
>>736762584There is no surrender in solo queue in Dota, lil' poser. Back to single player.40k Haze upon ye in every game.
>>736762820Oh sorry, didn't realize you were illiterate. My bad.
>>736762801>see the melee coming>intentionally let it go through>parry them when they go for a dive like a chimpHonestly shocking how many times this works.
>>736762931No, the fault is all mine. Just had to assume you are a dumb League tranny from the start and not even engage with "plox le surrender frfr"
>>736763047I'd recommend starting with some easy reads like Magic Treehouse if you want to fix it. It's a shame to rile yourself up over your own imagination like this.
>>736763087I'd just repeat my recommendation of sticking to single player, might stop you from acting like a leaking tsundere complaining about waste of time while booting up a moba.
Okay thread's dead, thanks for the last (you) retard I don't even play mobas lmao.
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Sex with Silver
>>736762638The main issue with the ult-empowering turret chucking build is that you can't clear waves very well. Granted, you're supposed to be more of a support and spirit damage dealer, but that does come off as a bit antithetical to McGinnis' kit.
NEW YORK WILL BE MINE
>>736764331
>>736747160giwtwm
>>736764331You mean Silver's
>>736766526Silver just wants to stop being an alcoholic.
>>736767001Silver just wants BWC
>>736683865If they add Dota 2's level up system where you can spam voicelines I'll start no lifing Deadlock for real
>>736767168Yeah.
>>736683865mating pressing silver
>>736684964If you're losing 18 games in a row then you're the issue not the matchmaking
>>736769037nuh uh me unga team bunga
>>736769037...yes anon. The issue is with that player. Which needs to be handled by the matchmaker not putting him in such high skilled games. Did you really need to be walked through that one?
>>736769390there's bunch of retards manipulating the ladder right now, you probably got matched with them. it's a classic scheme to gatekeep elo, it comes from WoW i think. it's really easy to queue snipe people in this game and in this era every cheater has 50 alts. they also multibox and feed as your teammates. it's really easy to spot, they do super blatant shit like delivering bags to the acc they're actually playing on, going back to base at full hp when the lane shop is up and then just sitting there for half a minute without pausing, literally afk standing still during teamfights when there's nothing else to be doing etc. they also have bot scripts that automatically farm which is super easy to spot
What's the shopkeeper line that lives rent free in your head?>Oregano.... listen lady I'm trying here.
>>736771348>it's not my fault that i lost 18 times (the only common denominator in all 18 games is you btw), >it's the ladder snipers targeting me specifically and the matchmaking>and their bots on my team that int on purpose>everyone in every game is actually out to get mehave you tried taking your meds? it might help with that issue
>>736771450saaaar do not expose the boost scaaam noooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrla0Q8KCs
>>736771450another thing is that you guys are so buttmad all the time that as soon as you get called out you start ragehacking in the most blatant ways cause you have zero self discipline. how are you gonna cheat and still be seething
>>736683930>>736683974>>736684785weakmake her older, 45 even, and flatter>>736685015based
>>736760640I like those other ideas but not all characters need more damage from gunplay just because it's a shooter. You can always think of it as dota that just happens to have guns for everyone. They probably floated ideas of melee characters until they realized it's unfun that you can't farm creeps behind corners on some characters, etc.It's kind of like saying all characters need slide abilities like Vyper because it's a movement game.
>>736737112No one actually pays attention to the cards.
man, I'm a new player, played around 50 hours with bots only, every time I try to play with other people I get curbstomped.Why can't valve put me together with the other shitters?
>>736759856do NOT post my wife QQ here you fucking faggot
>>736772168there aren't a lot of shitters playing the game desu, the steamcharts are being botted and these threads are being bumped by content creators to make the game seem bigger than it is. retards are investing a lot of money in deadlock right now and it's nasty
>>736772168queue up anyway and just blame matchmaking when you lose. ego = intact
>>736772413deathy no one brought up ego but you dawg
>>736771917I agree I don't want everyone to focus gun, it's just weird to me how rarely you need to focus on shooting stuff as like 80% of the cast. Deadlock does a better job then most Mobas at encouraging it (compared to right clicking on Mages or supports for example) and with gun items that set up your other moves, I just wish there was a little more reactivity in the world or hero designs thar might encourage you to focus on different targets or not just headshots. He'll let us shoot people in the legs for reduced enemy movespeed and arms to reduce melee damage or something crazy like that.
>>736772462that anon cannot find joy unless he is winning. that is objectively an ego problem.
>>736772687dude getting curbstomped is not fun, that's the reason matchmaking was actually invented, to make the games more fun. i know this is impossible to ask, but please try to get out of your retarded cheater headspace and try to comprehend the concept of fun
>>736772913see >>736772413
>>736772967you gotta stop doing coke bro please
>>736773006the only way to improve is to play against actual humans.
>>736773006pvp games aren't for you anon
>>736773180maybe, but they're definitely not for snakes like you
>>736773393>but they're definitely not for snakes like youMeds
>>736773520this community is not that big and your autism glows in the dark
>>736772687That logic would be sound if it only went one way. But someone can also find stomps in their favour unfun as well. Because the ideal is obviously to find games that are really balanced instead of stomps.If someone is constantly losing then the matchmaker should be adjusting its estimation of their ability so that it finds them more balanced games. It's not an ego problem because by even acknowledging that the matchmaker should be pitting you against less skilled players you're acknowledging that you're worse than the matchmaker thinks you are.
>>736771560shut up fag
>>736773938it's too late, ive already depicted you as the lowly indian scammer, and myself as the unbothered video game enjoyer
>>736772168There's nothing valve can do if you're straight up at the bottom of the bell curve.Like anon said you can always blame MM but if there are no other shitters... you just have to gitgud. What I can say is don't play any more bot matches and never listen to your team they have no useful advice to give.To be fair if you believe the reports, I think they are trying something weird with MM and are disguising it as MM being broken.But I don't feel it in my lobbies, there isn't a player that is clearly moving faster and better than everyone else or vice versa. I would know since I'm a tryhard that actually looks back on my replays.
>yoshi gutting doorcucks even more
>>736733621There's a serious mental illness you're demonstrating that's been going around for decades now, where someone sees a girl and immediately starts thinking of men.
>ultbots btfokeeeeeeeeeek
>Win 9 games in a row>Lose 9 games in a row>Rinse and RepeatActually hate this game's fucking matchmaking. Seriously what the fuck. Almost every game lately I seem to have someone on my team who has never played the game or has 2-3 matches played despite being in Emissary. Actual horseshit. Fucking dog shit gay fucking retard poophead game. Fuck you Yoshi.
>>736772374>>736772413>>736774405damn...
>>736772210>>736759856Who is she she's cute
>>736775704>vibe coded Hungarian bipartite matching algorithm sucksThe thing is, if they hit the big reset button, and dump this shitty set-up, it's going to throw everyone into one big matchmaking hell, and that won't be much better.
>>736774442He's Holliday tier now so back to Dynamo
>>736776172>ifWhen
>Haze has to somewhat aim during ultlel
>>736774442doorman needs a rework and an actual gun build
>>736776497Did Yoshi say they would totally dump the current method?
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-10-2026-update.125825/the fuck was this update
>>736777930Bebop: Weapon windup time reduced from 0.5s to 0.3s and fast windup time reduced from 0.1s to 0.05sBebop: Sticky Bomb can now be self cast again, but it deals 20% damage to yourselfBebop: Sticky Bomb radius reduced from 10m to 8mBebop: Grapple Arm now deals light melee damage (0.7 scaling)REEEE
>>736777964It doesn't really do anythingHe's still a bottom 3 useless hero
>>736697419get banned faggot lol
>>736777930>all the Haze nerfssheeeit
>>736683865Mina's wife
>>736766526>>736767001>>736767168>>736767685>>736767694all trueall realall based
>>736778395https://files.catbox.moe/ktg0bx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/i3bq2w.png
troons, vacate /v/ immediately
>>736778857silverposting is 10000x more productive than the downplaying and complaining that makes up most of these threads. you guys need to jerk off more and chill the fuck out
>>736683865I want to like the werewolf but her fan art is trash
>stop playing at 1am and play at a normal time>start winning gamescurious
>>736778770beast of a woman
You can definitely feel the change to Victor's ult, feel like I am stunning more people more frequently.
>>736779436>playing in the morning, consistently win>playing at late night as I consume alcohol, loseIts a deep mystery for me.
>>736683865I fucked her for you
>>736716552Just passing by to say thanks for posting the fic, don't listen to morons, and realize most people just read silently (IE, 235 views on the rentry), so don't get discouraged. That said, if what the other guy said is true, then try not to post it too often, these aren't generals.
>>736684328I think her having a dog cock is pretty cool
>>736683865I won't play any TF2 knockoffs just because they have waifusThe waifus would have to be really well written and compelling and also have a chance to pee themselves when taking a hit in order to get me to play
>>736781024>TF2 knockoff
Whorewolf forgets her placeBow to the original and the best
its been fucking three months wheres the new update
>Play doorman still>Get ready to do the cart -> door to walker>Apollo just walks backwards into the door with no cart>Close door>Hear apollo death scream across the map followed by "wtf" in chat
>>736715886>>736734023Paigezuri!
>>736772168>man, I'm a new player, played around 50 hours with bots only, every time I try to play with other people I get curbstomped.I have never played MOBA properly and I can kill other players and win decently often. You must suck really bad.
>>736777930Haze was insanely broken for a long while so this nerf is really deserved.
>>736683865Looks like an OW character.
Mina HAAAAAA
>>736683865Somebody please explain to me why I get massive lagspikes almost every gameI have seen some comments saying there's a memory leak so you have to restart the game after every match or so but I still do it and it keeps happening. I don't know how people play like this
>>736787547>I don't know how people play like thisNo one is playing like this except for you, retard. Works on my machine.
>>736757537I really want to see her final design
>>736787607I have seen other people complain about it so it's not just me, retard
>>736683865I'm back to Dota sorry
>>736683865the vampire is hotter
>>736787672You and your butt buddies aren't people. You niggers can't even figure out how to run a Source 2 game.
>>736787547Update your driversI had the same issue and that fixed it for me
>>736683865Trans coded garbage.
>>736789091I did that but it keeps happeningI also changed the engine buth both Vulkan and DX11 give me lag spikes. Dunno, shit's broken
>>736791751Change the window mode maybe, that's the only other thing I tried
>>736764528>Countered by an item at the same costWow
>>736793164You can't counterspell during a channel.
>>736793370Her ult lasts a few seconds at most knockdown takes 2 seconds to proc she gets most of her value this is assuming you start the knockdown at the frame perfect moment during the start of the ult. What messes her up is slowing hex because that's a 1.25k item that she has to spend 3k souls to counter at least.
>>736793370she can cast sanguine retreat during her ult to dodge without interrupting the channel
>>736683865No, I'm not interested in Deadlock.
>>736787547I've had the same issue for 2 weeks, driver updates did nothing. Shit's fucked.
Don't let the thread die yet!
>try to play Mina>fucking dieokay
>>736797585>play real life>fucking die
>>736797585Is that Emiru? arr rook same to me
>>736797585Lowest base health of any hero in the game, only way of balancing that slippery bitch.
>>736797585Good keep my wife's winrate low
Not yet.
I won't let the thread die yet, I want at least 470 posts.
Love jerking it to Silver. Best Deadlock b@be, no competition.No, I don't play that game and never will.
Sex with Abrams
>>736714297Well I enjoyed reading both anon.
>>736797585>coomer plays his waifu and gets shrekt: episode 193443812398she's a really, really good hero that has a low WR because her average player is a moronbut if you wanna not suck just remember that she is literally the squishiest hero in the game but you also have the best escape in the gamedon't let No&Skill rape you and you will do at least adequately
470 posts! Oh yeah!
>>736697419Ragequitting more than once in the span of 30 days should ban you for a week, minimum. Considering ragequitting ruins the match for 11 other players.
>>736697419good, stay the fuck out manchild
at what point does dying become feeding?
>>736683865Trans game, shan't be playing.https://deadlock.wiki/Pocket
>>736683865No, because I don't have an invite.
lots of good stuff on X: The Everything App™ today
>>736684785back lash?the asshole?
>>736777117Every part of his kit is cohesive though All 4 abilities flow and combo with each otherHis piercing gun feels nice and works with bell
Well, this thread might reach the bump limit later.
>>736812162I'll reach your bump limit later if you know what I mean.
>>736812762Oh, you naughty boy...
I can only play Paige
>>736683865>over 2 days to finish a thread about a top 10 steam gamekek just put this site out of its fucking misery already
>>736813593I voted for her because I like her design and only played her once. Cooldowns are too long.
>Doorman: Luggage Cart no longer stuns enemies, just immobilizes/movement controls them (this means you can use dispel magic to get off)I'm pissing AND shitting myself over this dumb change
>>736813980It's been many years, will 4chan permanently shutdown? At least for now, no...
>>736813980the sooner 4chan dies the sooner i can rest
>>736814360Jokes on them, I'm at the rank that no one buys dispel except when they are playing Mina or there is an enemy bebop.They do however buy counterspell.
>>736813980slow 4chan would be good if it meant that twitterbrained shits would fuck off somewhere else
>>736814985Heh heh, sorry, but in theory, anyone with internet can use the site, that's just how it is.
The bump limit is almost here...
>>736815949nyo...
>>736816303That's just how it is...
495 posts...
You could at least post Silver while you're at it, you know. Or even Mina. Or Ivy. Or something. Anything.
Silver's my mom. She's trying to sober up so she can take care of me better.
>>736817618An inspiring tale that shows we can all do better no matter how stupid and retarded we are
Lets get another thread going. Sex with Silver (My main).
Is 500 the bump limit?
i like street brawl
>>736715886wife
>>736818610RETARD
>>736813980Makes me question the "top 10 steam game" aspect of that honestly.
>>736819038More makes me question how good /v/ actually is at games
>>736819038if you sort by total daily players instead of judging by peaks, it's only top 20
>>736818610It's a nice idea but why the fuck am I getting Monster Rounds, Healrite, and Extra Regen as my first options? They need to remove some items from the pool because they are boring.
>>736820170if they're enhanced you'll be able to get their enhanced upgrades + a bonus item
>>736820170monster rounds makes you kill the objective faster
>>736820493You know what else kills the objective faster? Raping the enemy team into submission with good items.
>>736820073>it's only top 20>only>closed invite-only alphaThis game will absolutely explode on release.
