you just know that only inexperienced male virgins liked this scenewomen don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn scene
>>736931770Xir, your wound is bleeding
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn scenelol read a female romance novel, incel
>>736931770look, I'm not gonna call you a virgin, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.But it's weird that you just don't understand anything. Maybe you're underage and just don't have any emotional maturity. You shouldn't be on 4chan.
>>736931770and? women don't play games so who gives a fuck.
>>736931770>Implying she's a normal woman
how's the gameplay?
women playing this game do retarded fujo ships like waterboy or flambe with robert. haven't seen any try to self insert as invisigirl.
>>736932137>(likely) gachanigger inquiring about gameplaylol
>t. OP is projecting hard and pretending he knows anything about women
honestly the nose ring ruins it for me
>>736932227the world has changed anon, now only gacha can afford to have gameplay, while industry games are just soft pornos. it's a strange and exciting future ahead of us
>>736931770>i’ve had sex once in my life, my experience represents all femalesGet some variety in your life
What makes /v/ so easy to bait compared to other boards?
oh it's this thread againanyway OP go get laid
>>736931770tell that to my girlfriend haha
I don't think any of the girls I've had sex with ever sucked my finger
>>736932137annoying and pointless QTEs during cutscenes (I turned these off)very simplistic hacking that feels more like a break from the main dispatching than anythingand then a time and resource management thing where you read job prompts and try to intuit who of your team of different stat characters would be the best fitthe consequences for failing the main game part are not very serious since its a story game but I found dispatching interesting enough.
>>736932323just bored i guess
>>736932282>gameplay is when press x to awesome
The puple pill (an extremely bitter one for feminists) is that women can't properly orgasm without submitting themselves COMPLETELY to their partner. The reason why so many of these outspoken feminazis are so frustrated is because they have never achieved a real orgasm. Of course, they will blame men for this which leads to them not being able to trust them enough to submit to them which leads to a self-perpetual cycle of man-hating sexual frustration.
>>736931939Some women might like finger sucking but the few I've been with didn't, I like it and they would reluctantly let me do it but they weren't really into it
>>736932391is that why women can get off in 30 seconds with a clit sucker toy?
>>736932390oh, wait, you're actually out of date, huh. gacha are mostly just regular video games with a lootbox monetization system now. the new Octopath Traveler game was literally just a console port of the gacha's main questline
>>736932323i respond to bait to bait responses
IMAGINE THE BLOWJOBS FROM HERAASJASJAISIASASASASASASA
>>736932391>incelfags UNIRONICALLY think thisHahahahahhaha
>>736932341Did you ever put your finger by their mouth for them to suck it?
>>736932816No id usually use my penis instead and receive a terrible bj
Nah they love it just from dudes who aren't you :^)
>>736932890MODS
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screamingLook at the gender of the director of this scene lmao
>>736932391Nah. You can eat out a chick and make her turbocum in like 5 minutes.
>>736932890Is it a scalpel?
>>736931985> But it's weird that you just don't understand anything. Maybe you're underage and just don't have any emotional maturity. >You shouldn't be on 4chan.No, this is where he belongs.
When did capeshit start pandering to incels?
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger suckingLOL
>>736932323The assumption of bait is the assumption of a person merely pretending to be retarded, not actually being retarded.Once you see enough people revealing their sincerely held stupidity on a topic, you stop giving people the benefit of the doubt and just treat them as genuine retards until they prove otherwise.
>>736932137It's an interactive movie.
>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn scene>ONLY MALE VIRGINS LIKE THIS!!!! Fucking kek. Holy mother of projection. I’ve got bad news for ya lil buddy…
>>736931770That brown hipster whore was one of the worst characters in the game
>>736931770My wife insists on putting my fingers in her mouth when doing doggystyle / prone bone. She likes it, and she knows it humors my vore fetish.
>>736931770Of course they do. My gf asks me to spank her while we are fucking. It's me the one who started doing it, like many other things, some she likes, some she doesn't. She doesn't like getting a finger in the ass, for example. I also do the thumb thing while I'm fucking her from behind
>>736931770honestly i just know you have no clue about the kind of smut women read
Why did you play this game made by faggots for faggots?
>>736931770Not with you.
>>736934220r/IhaveSex
>>736931770>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screamingmales with little experience also don't like this to be desu
>>736931770Bot post.Also, all of that is irrelevant. She's your female, do what you want to her.
>>736931770inexperienced male virgin here, I didn't like it either because that bitch is ugly as fuck
>>736932391facts >t. sex haver
>>736932484Don't bullshit me anon, I know that all gacha are still stuck in this loop>5 minutes of gameplay>level up character>level up weapon>level up armor>level up pet>each type of level up uses a different currency btw>go spend this currency on this place>now spend this other different currency on this other shop>now go look at this third shop which uses yet another currency>oh and now go spend currency to roll on banner x>also banner y is better but uses yet another currency>5 more minutes of gameplay>level up character...>etcSo there's no gacha that is worth playing regardless of their gameplay.
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn scenelol, got me to reply
women love a moderate dose of abuse when they're horny
>>736935132you're making me nostalgic
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn sceneKek, never touched a woman or what? Women are far more into 'kinky' rough play than men are.
>>736935206Name a single gacha game that isn't like this. You won't.
>>736935289candy crush
>>736932445you haven't been with any woman.
>>736932323high ratio of bot users programmed to respond to any opinion with contrarianism
>>736932137literally all optionalyou can fail everything and it just continues playing out basically all the same
>>736931770Pic related is from your favorite game, you should listen to it sometime
>>736932323Low intelligence.
>>736935409>picApplies to every larping permavirgin ogre here lmao.
>>736932227dumbfuck
>>736932323>what makes one of the most active boards on the site easier to bait than others don’t know
How do you cope with the knowledge that if you were murdered in wild your woman/gf/wife/etc would probably fall in love with the murderer as a evolutionary mechanism?
>>736935703not my problem because i would be dead. My killer can deal with her constant nagging
>>736935703my what
>>736931770Lol. You're so far off the mark.
>>736935703>How do you cope with the knowledge that if you were murdered in wildBy what? A bear?
>>736935703The same way she copes with the fact that once she walls I'm evolutionary compelled to find a younger more fertile woman to breed.
>>736931770My ex really liked all of that , its common for crazy chicks
>>736935226this,my gf left me because I wouldn't do breath play
>>736931770The last two women ive been with loved those things though
>>736931770You are wrong and this is not in the spirit of argument.
>>736932445this goes out to all my little niggaslisten anons, it's not actually about her sucking your finger it's about you asserting yourself and wanting to feel the touch of her lips against your finger and then pushing your thumb into her mouth to feel her tongue because you want to and she has to deal with it because you're the big boy who wears the pantsit's dominance, you're not supposed to give her baby eyes with your finger and go>"pwease?"you do that with your penis
>>736932391Source on claim?I've noticed it in reverse - that girls who have trouble cumming are the ones who are more likely be into kink and submission.
>>736935405literally not true you retard
>>736936001Another man
>>736936207Nta but its my personal experience as well. Choking, slapping, fingers, and rough sex is just kind of a must of you want her to cum.
>>736931770Travis is a lucky man.
>>736932323normiest board
Heavy Rain for zoomers but significantly less funny and filled with E-celeb faggotry. Also none of your choices matter, game's railroaded as fuck.
>>736936397Heavy Rain? I don't see any similarity
>>736932323You tell me.
>>736931770I think you never had sex, feminists women scream to fuck them harder, pulling their hair doing doggystyle and you can call them slurs and even say shit like death to all niggers and Hail Hitler. Later they pretend they don't remember any of it and don't like bringing that.
>>736936283name an aspect of the game that requires you to do anything other than navigating the menu to start an episode
>>736936635Invisigal's turn at the end is dependent on if you actually used her during dispatching and if she actually did well. Just romancing her isn't enough to stop her from becoming evil again.
>>736936515Sorry I meant Beyond Two Souls
>>736931770I fucking wish women did thisbecause the alternative is them biting down on your already split lip and causing you to gush blood all over your bed and them, massive turn off, her asshole also stunk like hell, women don't smell nice outside of going outshort fat bitches are also some of the dumbest bitches in the world
>>736936357I've found that the girls who are into that take a while to reach orgasm. The girls who can just orgasm from missionary stick to that and as such get boring in bed quickly. (Plus side is that leaves you much more time to play vidya once they've orgasmed into exhaustion.)
>>736936714sounds optional to me
>>736931770>women don't like finger suckingI can tell you've never been with one
>>736936861>bloody lipstill not as bad as getting a fractured nose and a black eye during sex
>>736936948fucking liar, its only performative
>>736936991fucking whatgreen text now
>>736931770Nah the actual issue with this game is constant cursing and cringe dialogue. It’s a fun concept with fun characters but everyone saying the f-bomb twice per sentence and hurling overly verbose, out-there insults takes me out of it.
>>736932948Shoulda had her practice on your finger first.
>>736936991>that one gif of that bitch breaking a dude's dick in half mid cowgirlI'll take the broken nose and eye
>>736932323I'm from /tg/. If anything, /v/ is harder to bait.
>>736932323If you think it's easy here, just go to any of the porn boards, open a random thread, and type, "anyone who likes this shit is gay."
>>736937001exactly, girls will perform for you if they're into you. they will like whatever you want to do.
>>736932445>I personally havent encountered this so it cant be the norm despite almost all female erotica featuring things like thisThis line of thinking has single handedly destroyed all discourse on the internet. No seriously, WHY is it so fucking prevalent? Its not only really fucking dumb, its outright conceited.I dont like tomatoes. Never have, probably never will. From all the times Ive tried them, they fucking suck. But Im not so fucking stupid and narcissistic to then take my extremely limited life experience and say "most people dont like tomatoes" confidently and brazenly to millions of strangers, then when met with pushback of hard data, double down on it. No dipshit, *I* dont like tomatoes, that doesnt mean everyone else agrees with me or that Im even a majority. And furthermore why would I even give a shit of others like tomatoes and I dont? Mind your own fucking business.
>>736937441Porn boards got taken over by IMI, jeets, and browns. /b/ is basically a porn board now.
>>736931770>look mom i posted it again
>>736931770Nigger a woman wrote this
>>736932323brownest board
Lmao like 90 percent of women love rough sex and getting choked
>>736937573/b/ has been a porn board for like a decade now. But yea.
>>736937001My ex liked it. Then again, she liked getting treated like shit in bed. She asked to get choked and slapped in the face, we settled for slapping her ass and light choking. Fun woman.
>>736937521No child left behind has given us generations of people who do not understand average and outliers. The other ting that pisses me off is people trying to bring muh realism into arguments over fantasy or fictional elements.
I've only had sex once and I got my ass rimmed by a goth doctor, I'll buy this finger sucking based on my limited experience
>>736937521It's autistics being autisticsJust filter them mentallyt. Autist
>>736937650You mean to tell me that after many years of submissive women living and dominant women getting killed for being defiant, it has made it so that the vast majority of women are submissive??? Whoa... incredible...
>>736931770Well you're at least right in that women who are worth your attention aren't into that. I'll never be able to take a girl serious that wants me to hurt her.
>>736937662how'd you lose such a catchyou're supposed to put the fish IN the cooler after reeling them in son
>>736937053>be humble 17 year old linecook working in an open kitchen>3 girls walk up to the pass at closing time>2 uggos and 1 moderately cute one drunkenly ask for me to make them fries as im just about to drain the fryers>slide them a few bowls>they invite me to their table afterwards>finish up and get an ok from the bartender to have a beer with them since he was cool>1 beer turns into 4 and my manlet ass is drunk>the cute one emily slams her beer down and audibly says im to take a piss and take this guy home>think i literally just won the lottery >she calls a cab and we eventually make it to her apt after getting lost>she takes me into her room after her roomates make a few cradle robber jokes>make out get undressed everything normal so far and she climbs ontop of me>the hickeys she giving me turns into bites, she starts deeply clawing my chest and back to the point of pain>tell her to ease off and in response she starts choking me hard>try to fight back but im drunk, she has me pinned and i attempt to get her off me>the she starts punching me in the face multiple times>mind you shes still riding me the entire time>eventually the punching stops im out of it but at some point i manage to turn her over or it was her letting me and i hit it from behind until i bust>spend the night at her place pretty sure i was concussed cause it didn't wake up till 4pm and was almost late for work>proceed to do the walk of shame through my workplace while everyone erupts in laughter >boss midway through shift forces me to go to the hospital to get checked out and a nice hairline fracture down my nose but no other damage except my pride So yeah thats how i got my ass beat during she and overpowered by a girlI went back to her house the next day and we had normal sex cause she said she felt kinda bad
>>736937706Anon persona 5 was a video game not real life
>>736931770my gf lets me slap her butt but thats as far as it goes
>>736937778>>how'd you lose such a catchShe wasn't looking for anything serious and I was so it just didn't work out. We still fucked after but she's on some new meds and has no sex drive anymore. Ah well.
>>736937749>killednigga they may have been treated like breeding sows but there was no culture ever in history that just murdered their womenlower class working people (90% of human existence, including us) have been kept around and trained for productivity and reproduction, senseless murder was recorded in history because of how much of an outlier it was
>>736937706>goth doctorYou having a wet dream because you played to much Fatlus games, ain't excactly the real thing.
>>736931770They do.
>>736931770>caring about what women likefound the virgin
>>736937813>>736937906It happened, it was a pure pity fuck but at least I got to fuck her without condom like 60 other guys before me
>>736937663Man, I guess. Maybe I just went to a good school or something, but it honestly fucking feels like my peers in highschool were significantly more intelligent than my peers now. Its like everyone lost 30 IQ or something, I feel like Im going fucking crazy. Most blame it on 3rd worlders, which it probably is that, but some of the shit I see from people I knew 20 years ago is baffling. Its like everyone dranj retard juice. Which is alarming because Ive never seen myself as some super intelligent brainiac. Ive always thought I was just average, maybe even below average. If Im looking around and seeing turbo retards everywhere, its a problem
>>736937521To be fair, we also shouldn't consider erotica as hard data when it comes to people's bedroom habits. Those books are porn, and porn consumption follows a tendency to become more extreme and perverse, leading to people getting off to things that wouldn't ever occur to them had they never been exposed to it. What is depicted in porn also only tells us about the preferences of people that consume a lot of porn. Even then, you can't possibly get an accurate sample of how much those preferences translate to actual sex. People lie all the time on polls and studies about sexual habits, not to mention the amount of people who would simply decline such a poll, which causes overrepresentation from more sexually open people. TL;DR: Getting actual accurate statistics on bedroom activities is practically impossible, and porn does not reflect reality.
>>736935703You lack historical perspective. Your cope is an extension of modern morality based on post-Christian western values. Assuming you’re referring to a more primitive timeline based off your hypothetical of being “murdered in the* wild.”She would most likely be sold into slavery, graped then sold into slavery, or graped and killed. How they feel about their conquers would be irrelevant. Also assuming that men cared about their women’s loyalty in previous centuries was none existent, because women were property.Lay off the ntr porn. It’s rotting your brain.
>>736937726Autistics generally arent this fucking dumb though. Theyre socially retarded, but they generally understand 6th grade concepts like averages and outliers
>>736931770YWNBAW
>>736935603Highest ratio of phoneposter useragents from the leak showcase out of literally every other board outside of /vt/
>>736931770while I'm inside her she'll like what I tell her to
>>736931770Some dont like the finger sucking but they like some ass slapping and choking, thats every single woman ive been with
>>736931770My girlfriend is really into choking, being slapped, spanked, etc during sex. I was pretty uncomfortable with the choking at first honestly since I don't want to hurt her, but I'm always careful when she asks me to do it. What makes you think girls are any less perverted than guys?
>>736932323It seems people have overlooked one of the more obvious reasons
>>736938039Sure, but just looking at it logically>women are generally submissive>women overwhelmingly read smut more than guys, and read/write fanfics more too>almost no female erotical/fanfiction/or general story aimed towards women features a hyper dominant female lead. Overwhelmingly it features dominant bad boys, rapey vibes, and a lot of the time features women that have choices taken from them and forced into submission>retard: DURRRRRR WOMEN DONT LIKE SUBMISSIVE AND HARD SEX GUISELike I get biases, but if it werent overwhelmingly in one direction, there would at least be some niche series written by women and bought by women rejectibg sub stuff
>>736931770women dont even like sex. thats why I never get any
>>736938384This. Anon memory holed how big that shitbox 50 shades of grey was to women.
>>736932016maybe if games respected us women we would play them
>>736931770I've seen lots of articles about how people imitate porn when they have sex actually.
>>736931770My girlfriend when i was 17 liked sucking my finger and giving me head[spoilers]i didn't like it[/spoilers]
>>736931770Once you have made them cum once, most chicks fold to have them do whatever you want.The trick is to make them cum first with your hands so you don't tire yourself out. And once they are able to do it once, the following orgasms are easier to reach.A sopping mess of a girl won't get uppity.
>>736931770Guys just check this chart and you're set.
Man I don't care if it's popular on unpopular, so much of this lite sub stuff turns me off. It's pathetic. It's also commonly used by do-nothing dead fishes to feign the illusion of active participation in sex. I dunno what's wrong with so many people's heads that they think of sex as a sort of dominate and submit affair, it's better for everyone when both are active participants.
>>736937808>the she starts punching me in the face multiple timesk so you were assulted, and by "normal societies" standards sexually assaultedbut fuck us because we're boys and can get our cock skin cut off before right after being born and no one gives a shitanyway my story is tamer but not any less embarassing>go to club with girl I met from a mutual work friend>we have to wait outside in a line before going in and while doing so strike up convo with a girl duo in front of us>they're chill but one girl is just weirdly rude towards me and the girl I'm with>we stick together in the club and drink a bit>I really want to make a move on the girl I brought there but we were still on friends terms>shes the kind of girl whos into guys who make the move on her, which im not great at but fuck it i got her here in the first place>I tell her drunkenly, hey i know you like guys who go for you so ill just do something crazy (or something liek that) and move into kiss her while dancing>she turns away but doesn't make much of it>other girl from the duo we're with sees this and then comes up to talk to the girl I was with>wtf are they saying.jpg>she then steps away and says infront of both of us (is this man taken)>my girl says no, duo girl then takes me>i was bummed about the first thing but this other girl was cute and was making not so obvious overtures to me the entire time>fast-forward to the end >while leaving she asks in an elevated voice if i was going over to her house infront of her group of friends and everyone else outside>well fuck can't say no>end up waiting 30 minutes for an uber to her dads house>get there and he immediately kicks us out>I think im heading back home now but she pulls out her phone and orders another uber>this time we're going to her moms house which is a 40 minute drive away, by this point its like 3am>fuckinghellthesexfuckignbetterbeamazing.jpeg>the drive there was hazing but i remember her talking about all her (cont)
>>736938515Its like those people going>did anyone else notice that edward cullen was actually kinda a rapey stalkerYes. Everyone noticed. Thats why ten million girls had their sexual awakening to him.
>>736938642>teens under 18>All that animal stuffgood lord, imagine getting cucked by the family dog
>>736938641>And once they are able to do it once, the following orgasms are easier to reach.Same with me, in my experience. The second nut always feels so fucking good. But yea, thats why foreplay is important. You get them revved up, and they are cumming ridiculously easy for you. My wife cums like 3 times on average when we fuck, and Im definitely not some gigachad pornstar
I'm 30 years old and have never been in a position where I could even imagine getting into a position of having sex. When I see people who are parents it kind of blows my mind that they have had sex to create that child. Porn just feels fake.
>>736932323Brownoids and engagement bots that exist to mask the site's ever steeper decline.It becomes apparent if you pay attention because this place gets less OC than dead imageboards with 1/50 of 4chan's "userbase", and all topics of discussion are lifted from other social media.
>>736938281>I was pretty uncomfortable with the choking at first honestly since I don't want to hurt herYeah I was the same way cause I didn't want to give her permanent problems. I just ended up leaning my forearm against her neck which still put pressure on it without being able to to put enough pressure on there to cause brain damage. Unless you slip, but then if you slip during sex you got more problems to worry about anyway.
>>736936174true and based
>>736938384I'm just stating that I wouldn't trust porn to tell us the truth of it. It's hard enough getting accurate statistics on less touchy psychological topics. I don't dispute that women average out as more passive sexually than men, I'd just caution around using porn as an indication what sex is or should be.
>>736937808>I went back to her house the next day and we had normal sex cause she said she felt kinda badWow dude. You went back?
>>736938881You can spot their threads easily in the catalog because it follows Pirat_nation's bullshit >WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS>WHY DID THEY DO THISThey'll also have bad ESL in them because they are most likely machine translating. Avoid them and let them page 10. Do your part.
>>736938863>Porn just feels fake.It is, and it being so common is what's led to the insane amounts of relationship dysfunction today. Honestly, it's a good thing that people are finally being made aware of how much women's "erotica" is just hentai for girls.
>>736939064I mean she apologized and im not sure exactly what i was thinking at the moment
protip: care less about what woman want and more about what you want, it will serve you better in life
>>736939358I want to eat burgers, drink beer and play video games all night.
>>736938754>the drive there she was talking about her exes and girlfriends she hates and how she hates her dad>k, ill just lay on ur tits and pretend to listen>we get to her place and have to sneak in from the basement side entrance to not wake her mom and step dad>she lives in a basement bedroom thats food messy with clothes everywhere>smells like foot sweat mixed with food grease>I lay on her bed and she makes a big thing about getting undressed>we "chill" for what felt like an hour where she basically continued to complain about all the people in her friend group i met at the club and haven't met yet>she eventually goes quiet>about fucking time.png>go to kiss her and make out>she grapples me like an alligator death rolling a deer and pins me on the other side of the bed while also grappling me with her legs>this continues till i try to lift my head up>her mouth is still french kissing my lower lip and as im raising my head she bites down>feel my lip crack and fling my head back in pain>scab on my lip is now open and felt even bigger then before>blood comes rushing out down my chin>falls on her mouth and face and on her bed>fucksakesyoudumbbitch>mood killed and I end up just fingering her the whole night>manage to get her to cum 7 times over the rest of the night from only fingering and eating her out, and as revenge I force one of her orgasms after edging her form several minutesroom smelt absolutely rancid at the end thoidc what anyone says, girl cum is way nastier then dick cum
>>736939214>Honestly, it's a good thing that people are finally being made aware of how much women's "erotica" is just hentai for girls.I think it was legit that guys didnt actually pay attention to what they were reading. They were probably thinking it was some shit like Steel Magnolia or whatever the fuck. The minute you actually sit down and look at what theyre reading, you instantly get redpilled on all the feminist cunts demanding that we demonize male fanservice while reading morning glory milking farm in the same breath.50 shades was a huge wake up call. I will never fucking forget my Mom asking me if I had heard of it and what it was about. I asked her why she wouldnt to know. She said my grandmother was saying it was "really good" but didnt elaborate to much on what it was about. My grandma, dude.
>>736935703I'm gonna have a girlfriend/wife some day? Thanks anon
Yall crazy, me and my wife like sex, yall think too much.
>>736939358Its actually amazing how much gets solved by saying "ok foid, go read your harry potter smut and calm down". They cant refute it lmao
>>736938039>What is depicted in porn also only tells us about the preferences of people that consume a lot of porn.The bulk of the most degenerate hentai on the face of the planet, is authored by female amateur mangaka selling it at a loss on a shoestring budget through conventions. Go ahead. Tell the class again how women aren't that perverted, and porn's perversions are only due to a male audience's demand. We'd like to laugh some more.
>>736939472oh and to add, her other dumb friend at the club wa basically trying to start drama with other people the entire time and eventually got so wasted we(me) had to man handle her into her uberanyway, I saw her 2 other times after this, they went pretty much the same way and I might see her again this or next week
I think people see this as a joke/meme but it's genuinely true that the reason zoomer women read more than zoomer men is just that they masturbate to text instead of videos.
>>736939674same
>>736939674women have literally killed the publishing houses, nothing except smut is published now unless you were grandfathered in
>>736939591It's 2026, come on, they're reading Doom or Hollow Knight or Wukong smut. Not even kidding btw.
>>736939674all that readingstill dumb as shit
>>736939674No shit. It boggles my mind that people are just now figuring this out. Like, where do you think the term "mary sue" came from? Because women were writing shit self inserts fucking constantly where they LARP about all the hot guys simping for them.
>>736939649If true, you have problems.
>>736939775trust me, they still go to hermione getting it with draco malfoy or his dad or snape or some combination of the three
>>736939794Reading dogshit doesnt enrich you. You wouldnt magically become an intellectual if you read a bunch of WEGs, right?
>>736939885you might, has anyone tried
>>736939854any more then the people here? or fuck "normal people"I take what god gives to me
>>736931770It's the only way women are attracted to me actually. I can understand that I just look like the guy that will do it and I'll happily oblige. I just know it also doesn't give me a healthy outlook on women, but I also just sometimes need sex to take the edge off.
>>736939910I've read a lot of doujins
>>736939885>WEGsAh, you bitch, you got me good on that one. If you said H-games I would've had a bit of an argument.
>>736939624You need better reading comprehension if you think I'm arguing women are some sort of pure angels devoid of perversion.
why is robert so relatable?
>>736939910we should commission a /v/ study where we take 100 anons randomly selected and force them to play through every game posted in the WEG generals and then measure their mental capabilities afterwardswe'd be doing science
I just had a dream my dead mom tried to give me a blowjobI was like no… no I’m good. Just… can’t do thatSame way I feel about the women in this
>>736939885Actually, reading WEGs instead of mashing skip/next page until you get to the porn IS the path to unlocking the secrets of scholomancy, the school of magical intellectual powers. Even knowing this information, few have dared to follow this path.
>>736939674What I like is when they try to act smug about how different they are.>heh, see, women dont want he-man, guys just dont understand why we like [dominant monster love interest]Like no bitch, thats just your equivalent of "I can fix him" and the beast side is just a saveage man that you are taming with extra steps. You are literally, LITERALLY the same as the guys being like "dude what if I tamed the hot demoness with the power of The Dick and she became a cute housewife???"
>>736940008he's not really a character and more of a blank slate to project wish fulfillment on
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough playMy wife gets sopping wet when I shove a finger in her mouth and slap her. Maybe you just haven't found the right woman. She's Norwegian.
>>736940035Look up OCD. Specifically the Compulsive part.
>>736939989Kek, it was the most trash shit I could think of>>736940019That sounds hilarious, even if its completely implausible
>>736940060to be fair i do want to fuck dragons and goblin women
>>736931770I joined a book club with my wife a few years ago and every member besides myself is a woman. All they read is Dark Romantasy about being brutally raped and tortured by gorgeous high status psychopaths or Harry Potter and how much they hate Rowling. My wife and I will try to bring up anything else and it just falls flat.Women don't like slapping because it's too.softcore now. Most women between 18 and 50 genuinely want to be disemboweled by a demon while being eaten alive.
>>736940084>Norwegian>autisticmakes sense, do not have children with her
>>736939674>but it's genuinely true that the reason zoomer women read more than zoomer men is just that they masturbate to text instead of videosIt's all AI slop too. Books are literally just slop gooning material for women now, and they have the gall to judge men for porn.
>>736940157the EG on newgrounds are ok
>>736940163Yes, because you like the idea of taming something with your dick. Dragon is a little more variety, but the goblin thing is because you like mischievous and agressive little shits. Theyre green latinas.
>>736940180>Most women between 18 and 50 genuinely want to be disemboweled by a demon while being eaten alive.>>736938642>woundfucking>canibalism/meatslaves>impalementhuh
>>736940261no i just love bottom heavy short girls, its hilarious how much of their body mass is ass
>>736940035I had a dream that I had a fling with my Mom a little after she died. I remember wrenching myself out of sleep feom rejecting it so hard, I was shaking. Im not religious, but if supernatural shit exists, that was definitely a demonic attack. It fucked me up.
>>736940204Too late, got a second on the way.
>>736931770they actually do, nigger. get yourself a freak and she'll do that even in public
>>736940417It's a compulsive thought, just in dream form.
>>736940423>2 kidyou're already pulling ahead of most nordic peoplewhy are they so prudish?
>>736940362No I get it. Hence>green latinasThick asses, short, sexually agressive. Its just dialed up to 11 on gonlins and green is a pleasing color
>>736940423post pic of mommies prego belly
>>736940478What does that even mean?
>>736932137
>>736931770I dated some bpd chick for months and all of our intercourses could be a compilation of porn.Women are complete whores in bed, your mom included.
>>736940554deep subconscious thought that just emerges beyond your conscious control
>>736940554A compulsive thought is a... compulsive... thought that enters your mind involuntarily, often featuring taboo subjects like violence, incest, pedophilia or homosexuality.
>>736940502Everywhere is prudish because women were fed a line a line of shit about how pregnancy bad and career good. Also the pill being invented fucked up everything specifically.
>>736940596>>736940625Well whatever it is, its fucking evil.
>>736931770Have you considered that both men and women sometimes do things during sex that don't personally get them off but think will turn on their partner? Sometimes a woman might think, "I'd bet he'd get super hard if I sucked his finger", and she'll do it, even though she doesn't get something out of it herself.
>>736940625isnt the term intrusive thoughts
>>736938384someone post the 'ideal woman' and 'ideal man' image where the guy is a 12 foot tall anime prettyboy with a "WOMEN RAPED AND KILLED" tattooi lost it>>736938642>sex with your own dead bodywhat?>4x female preferredwhat??
>>736940723not really, think of it as an entierly reactionary computer in your brain (the parts closer to your cerebellum)its just random noise thats probably mant to represent motor control but it "leaks" out into the parts that actually make up your consiousness and it doesnt know what to do with it, kinda like how an image reader expecting one file format but getting another results in garbage info, but your brain can't handle pure garbage so it bullshits it into something it can understandthis "noise" means fuck all about you personally except for what you're just exposed to on a sensational level, not perceptivepeople ought to be taught about it and learn to just ignore italso our media is probably designed around fucking with our subconscious noise
>>736940837I'm not a psychiatrist but i think its both
>>736931770Girls always try to suck my fingers during sex and it's disgusting.Choking and slapping them is kino though. They absolutely love it.
>>736940970Someone fucking their corpse I think?
>>736941109you should eat doritos before sex so they get a cheesy surprise
>>736941117yeah i understand that part, sherlock, but the logistics of it. is it an out of body experience? is it a clone that you killed? are there just two of you, one alive and one dead, with no explanation? are you possessing someone else while THEY have sex with your dead body?
>>736941147Kek
I tried slapping a girl during sex and she started crying and hated me after that, I'm never listening to you virgins again
>>736932391Real or bullshit?
>>736938642Someone's having a fucking giggle.
>>736937808>anon complaining he got to experience heavenfuck you nigger
I've been growing out my hair and beard so I look like a homeless man, I don't think it helps with finding a girl.
>>736941179sex is more a conceptual thing for women instead of a physical thingergo its probably more the thought of itno it doesn't make any more sense, just like women
>>736941256There were some brony nazis and it's not really much of a contradiction.
>>736936545holy cope
>>736941179probably not that deep. Most likely them getting brutally murdered and the body used as literal fuck meat for the killer. DBD is popular with them for a reason.
>>736938086>grapedEunuch zoomer arguing against instinct and projecting his NTR addiction
>>736940986>also our media is probably designed around fucking with our subconscious noiseit 100 percent isdid you know that almost all broadcast television includes extraneous audio signal that's imperceptible to normal human hearing, but can still come through on a speaker just fine? it has to do with those "record what you watch for a month" type dealios with the ratings and all. they figured out people could lie about time watched or didn't include fridge/bathroom breaks so now they have a little doodad that just listens for those signals and knows automatically to the second what your TV is showing.
>>736939514My mom used to tear through cheap mystery/thriller novels all the time and swap books with my aunt and I looked up some plot summaries once and like a third that I checked were just smut
>>736937808and then everybody clapped
>>736940060>"dude what if I tamed the hot demoness with the power of The Dick and she became a cute housewife???"... but it is different if the monster chick always wanted to be a housewife but never had the opportunity, right?asking for a friend
>>736941256>>736941323>curious>just for fun google the first ponybooru that I could find>seach tag nazi>no login>5535 hitsThat's way more than I thought, wtf.
>>736941545anon what kind of person do you think sinks 100s of hours unironically enjoying a girls cartoon?a mentally well adjusted person?
>>736941270the only thing that really irked me about the entire experience was the fact a hostess at work i was chasing after who was clearly leading me on texted me midway through the entire experience "have fun going home with that slut"didn't realize at the time women were possessive about men they had 0 sexual interest inStupid cunt
Is there a named fetish for being attracted to normal human beings who just act like normal people without being lazy fishcunts or RAPEKILL MURDERMAN
>>736941667Women do not advance past toddler mentality. You were a toy in the pen and she didn't care until another toddler picked you up.
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn sceneWtf if anything that's all they enjoy.I just want a fucking cuddle sometimes bros
>>736938642I'm into missionary and handholding
>>736941667>women was possessive over youfuuuuuuuuuuuuk i would've cummed buckets to that thoughtyou're a massive retard for losing her
>>736940060Yandere chicks are dark romance for men.
>>736932391If you want to be intellectually honest in any given argument, ask yourself this: is your position falsifiable in any way?Because what if I told you that I've given girls orgasms without any rough or dom/sub play? You surely wouldn't say something like "those weren't real orgasms" right?
>>736938642>kneesnothing was the same after that day
>>736931770kek nobody tell her
>>736932137gameplay?
>>736931770For your sake, I hope this is just bait. That is what all women want and like.
>>736941738yet she allowed my dorky older brother fingerblast her at a house party after 250ml of vodka
>>736941941was this before or after the Punch Out LARP you had
>>736941216Bro you dont just slap them out of nowhere you need to gradually escalate the roughness to see what they're into
>>7369420262 years before iirc
>>736941519Not really, no. Its just a justification.Like dont get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with it. Im just saying that the women who act like their smut is somehow 3deep5you are stupid because it is just as much base urges as men in what they like
>>736941831Yes. Similar to how genderbent twilight looks really similar to Tsukihime just with shittier power systems. The pount is that women smut isnt inherently more complex, just different flavors
>>736938086>You lack historical perspective. Your cope is an extension of modern morality based on post-Christian western values.Anon, you can say RAPE on this site. But this is correct. Christianity is the progenitor of female rights. The male population is the one population that does all the work, protects society, advances society, etc etc. The female population is the one that would bring dysfunction if left in leadership positions and yet they're absolutely necessary for sustain the population but run a high risk of not adequately cooperating (aka have kids). And more importantly, said population gives no indication of sexual history nor is there an overt tell to determine the father of kids they give birth for. Therefore a civilization goes out of its way to subjugate its women. It's because of Christianity that reinforced the belief the individual's freedom and right to choose how they live that we have feminism. Contrast this and you see other nations where they'll marry women as quickly as possible. It's why Islam defends child marriage like it's life or death. It's not about banging little kids, it's about securing the right to a girl's body. Only a faggot is going to choose a woman who slept with 10 guys (and that's not a big number in today's market) over a virgin girl to be his wife and mother of his 4 kids he requires she bears for him.
>>736942091She may have had an interest in you because she had one in your brother but he might have done something that made her cautious to approach also>17unless she was also underageb& was probably waiting for that 18th to let you also pull sick tech deck moves in her vagoo. But as I said earlier nothing pisses off women more who friend zone you than seeing you go off with another one you witness ego-death to an insane degree when that happens. At least you learned it early on.
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>>736942164Does this mean I could have a deep conversation with a chick about how the monster smut I write is actually meant to be deeply in tune with the emotional core inherent to all thinking beings, and how that's the most important aspect to written smut because there's no other thing written porn does well compared to visual mediums, and they'd be in for that? Holy shitOr wait, does that then mean they'd reject that premise because then the porn isn't porny enough
>>736931770Whores do, which that character is.
>>736942546>step 1 buy dragon dildo>step 2 cum bucketssimple
>>736931770>women don't like all thiswho cares what women like?
>>736931939>what's irony>what's weak bait Idk!
>>736942741okay thank you
>>736942649Theyd likely reject the premise for some arbitrary reason unless you appeal to their sensibilities. The point is that they ARENT intellectuals for reading smut, what you described goes way over the general thought processes of horny brain be it male or female.
>>736937808>>proceed to do the walk of shame through my workplace while everyone erupts in laughterI'm sorry bro, but I laughed at this line. Can you forgive me?
How hard would it be to write women smut and make money if I use a pen name?
>>736942947I assume getting published is a jewish nepotism scheme just like getting into movie acting and basically impossible if you have to ask, but you can try releasing smut on Amazon self publishing or if a full book is too much of a commitment do it piecemeal on AO3 or CoG with a patreon link
>>736943073he has to start his career on Ao3 and build name recognition
This whole site is just bots replying to bots
>>736943190well you didn't buy my erectile dysfunction creames the last time so
>>736942947I think it'd be pretty hard, you'd be second guessing yourself a lot>>736943190If you want to never see the same thread twice go on fucking /r9k/It's not suddenly a bot thread just because someone reposted it a month later retard
>>736931770>male virginsNo such thing.Having sex changes a woman both psychologically and physiologically. Virginity has always been the single most valuable attribute for a woman because of this fact. A virgin woman will think and act differently than a non-virgin. Marriages to virgins are far more stable. Every society that ever accomplished anything of note has recognized this fact.There is no such thing as a 'male virgin' because men don't change significantly after having sex. Sometimes they become better lovers, but certainly not always, and the best way to improve as a lover is always to have more sex with a single partner.Valuing virginity is a cornerstone of civilization. On the other hand, the only reason to value 'male virgins' is if you're a hedonistic woman who wants a quick fuck. The very idea is just a deranged attempt by aging feminists who seethe at the fact that men prefer virgins, and created the concept to 'even the playing field'.If you use the term 'male virgin' unironically I have to conclude that you're either a crazed feminist or completely mindraped by them.Anyway, that telltale shit is ass and all sex/romance in video games should be banned until we can purge the incels out of the hobby.
>>736943385The first few words were pretty retarded, so before I read the rest of this I want to know if this post is just you being retarded on purposeThanks
>>736943470Woman spotted.
>>736943574I'll take that as a yes, thank you then
>>736943385Virgin is commonly understood to refer to a person who has not had sex yet. Any values attributed to a virgin don't change the definition.
>>736935374>opinion>actually a generalized statement that was said as if it was matter of fact, when the observable reality shows otherwise
>>736932323that semen demon looks hot
>>736943780>Virgin is commonly understood to refer to a personNo, a woman.The fact that OP had to state "male virgins" is proof of that.Nobody ever refers to "virgins" as a group that refers to both men and women. People will speak about (female) virgins or they'll talk about 'male virgins'. Nobody ever refers to 'virgins' as a mixed-gender category because there are no similarities between virgins and men who haven't had sex. There are no qualities in common between men who haven't had sex and virgins apart from a general trend of youth, but that's nowhere near consistent. You cannot complete the sentence "Both male and female virgins..." without it being a tautology like "Both male and female virgins have not had sex". No one has ever called a woman a 'virgin' in the same way that one would call a man a 'virgin'. The entire thing is just a sad larp from undesirable women.
>>736937521Just remember that most of the world did not have easy access to Western internet sites until about 7 years ago.
>>736937883I don't think he was saying there some industrial-level killing going on. But just think what happened when a tribe defeated another tribe. If a woman picked up a spear to fight back and the other spread her legs, which one was more likely to survive? By proxy of that, which behavior is selected for in women?
>>736944207Except it's common to deride male virgins for being virgins using that precise terminologyYour wall of text doesn't change that, I accept your next long-ass concession in advance
>>736944357>Except it's common to deride male virgins for being virgins using that precise terminologyWhere the fuck do you think I said anything to the contrary, schizo?
>>736939514>I think it was legit that guys didnt actually pay attention to what they were reading. They were probably thinking it was some shit like Steel Magnolia or whatever the fuck. The minute you actually sit down and look at what theyre reading, you instantly get redpilled on all the feminist cunts demanding that we demonize male fanservice while reading morning glory milking farm in the same breath.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6dyWy4SbnAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvRhsViyIQI thought porn was bad, but in the comments there are dudes commenting about their wives breaking up their marriage due to COMPARING THEM TO VAMPIRES. I know my big tiddie waifus are not real and I'm likely to date a B cup chick. I don't even believe when girls say they're D cup or something. WTF is this.
>>736944413Which means there is such a thing as male virginsJust to be polite, thank you again for your concession provided
>>736937883Defiant women getting stomped out of the gene pool definitely happened before recorded history. Maybe before we were even human
>>736931770A girl I fuck likes to be held by the wrists and neck, and also be slapped.
why is this thread still up
>>736931770Entirely depends on the woman. Some don't, some do. I don't like when they suck too hard on my balls but some of my exs liked sucking on them.
>>736931770It's a good way to grab hold of her head.
>>736944786OP pic is from a videogame so it doesn't break any rule
>>736944950And yet the entire thread is just normalfags blogposting about stupid shit. I've seen more on topic threads deleted for far less.
>>736937573>IMIWhat does that stand for?
>>736944786sometimes chemo is needed for the incessant /r9k/ posting on almost every board
>>736945023Reminds me of old /v/ if anything.
>>736945098old /v/ wouldn't be talking about all the sex they had, it would be the opposite
>>736938031How long did you have to wait in line?
>>736944465>first comment in one of them is a chuck norris jokeToo soon...
>>736945189old /v/ had even more normalfags since the troon population was practically non-existent and young millennials had more sex than young zoomers
>>736941725Yes.Vanilla.
>>736945058That doesn't work if the chemo is worse then the cancer
>>736940723It is. It's the terrible part in the back of your head that wants to do evil, that the rest of your brain rejects. >>736940986I think panels 3 & 4 got mixed up in your image.>>736941429How do they measure what deaf people watch then? Or even people who's roommates are on different sleep schedules?
>>736945336>old /v/ had even more normalfagsthis doesn't even sounds remotely true, at least based on my personal experiencei will agree with the troons exploding all over the site thoughall the normalfag invaders started rushing in around GG or fappening
>>736943385>>736944357Yes, there is technically a "male virgin" in that a man who hasn't had sex yet. But anon's point here is that male virgin is a worthless term in the grand scope of a functioning civilization. The system doesn't care. What is important ensuring girls are all in some system that ensures accountability with who they sleep with. In other words, girls are in a set system where those around her know who the father of her children and they're accounted for. You can have a functional society with polygamy and many men never having a girl of their own. It just won't be nearly as successful as a society that ensures every man has a girl to claim as his own (which eradicates a prevalent of male virginity as a consequence). But the key here is the distribution of women.This argument continuing on is wasting everyone's time in that neither are acknowledging that one is arguing on technicality and semantics and the other on the "spirit of the term".
>>736945703i'd imagine they'd tell the deaf people to turn the volume on
>>736931770lol you have never had sex lmao
>>736945834I was a pretty latecomer I'll admit. I only started posted on the site more regularly around 2009, but I remember we had a lot more off-topic threads and people liked to mess around more. "Funposting" was considered acceptable and part of board culture. We regularly had /an/ threads that reached bump limit where people fucked around and talked about RPG mechanics for animals and shit like that. We also had greentext threads where people (mostly) made up stories that were only tangentially related to videogames and those were accepted too. Now we have pajeet jannies that give you a 3day ban minimum for any little thing. You would've probably hated it back then cause even asocial nerds would seem like well-adjusted chads compared to the average brown zoomer posting here nowadays.
>>736938642>Men popular but tabooIncest and hebephilia>Women's popular but tabooGore, amputation, blood, corpsefuckingWomen are scary...
>>736946257aella is very credulous about gender pronouns, so take that into consideration
>>736946085i actually started browsing around the same time as you (also when I was getting out of high school) and there wasn't nearly the amount of disgusting sex havers compared to back theni wish LOL threads would come back without getting deleted every time
Good baitI didn't even know putting fingers into girls mouths was a thing, until I had a gf and she put my fingers in her mouth.I put hers in mine and kinda ruined the moment kek. I starting choking her soon after tho to get back some of my masculinity
>>736936831Combo as a separate option? I'm sorry, but do people go number 2 without also going number 1?
>>736945902>In other words, girls are in a set system where those around her know who the father of her children and they're accounted for.NTA, but unless you're in a place like France, paternity tests exist.
>>736935703>I don't need to take my meds>I busy thinking about my imaginary wife cucking me constantly
>>736932137The what?
>>736946464anon, what is my point?
this game looks so fucking gay i sweari don't even care if it's about real about no contraceptives allowed monogamous intramarital sex between one man and one woman it still looks gay and i just know everybody who played it dildoes his own asshole
Mandy is a whore
>>736932137Pretty fun.I still want an endless dispatching mode, but I know it's unrealistic.
>>736941256>>736941545They did board mergers for April 1st as that years joke. They merged /pol/ with /mlp/ and everyone got a long well enough, surprisingly. You just had people making nazi ponies for a day and a few memes continued.
>>736935703The same way I cope with knowing that if I died my pet would immediately start eating my face.
>>736931770what do they like then?
>>736941779I've literally had to make post-coital cuddling a requirement for sex with far too many girls. The "roll over and fall asleep immediately after" stereotype is on the wrong gender. I've traded sex for cuddling more than once.
>>736946085Yeah, I remember when I was new on /v/ around 2011 and 2012, there was a lot more off-topic posting like those "plus tip" threads.
I don't like having my fingers sucked it feels really gross, but women seem to really like doing it
>>736948371k, keep us posted
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screaming like its some porn sceneGod i wish. Bitches always want you to beat them half to death.
>>736931770Sex with Visi
>>736946698That you're stuck in France?
This whole game is psyop instruction manual to "fix' nose ring girls.The birth rate is dropping, and society needs to start breeding again, and if the only other choice besides the unobtainable 11/10 girl is some damaged nose-ring chick with purple hair.... well, you have to get over it for the sake of your species and look past the damage and form meaningful relationship with broken-girls.
>>736940554It means you're just a baby. Babies fall in love with their parents. Oedipus complex. You grow out of it.
>>736944579>>736944317it could just as easily be that no one was willing to have sex with the defiant ones. it would have the same end result.
>>736948371I was seeing a blown out whore for personal reasons and she basically treated me like i invented electricity because i decided to cuddle her after sex multiple years as a literal cumrag warps a woman
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough playBULLSHIT women LOVE rape stuff. literally every fucking girl I've met has been into it including my current gf and i took her virginity. she loves when i smack her around, choke or spank her. one time while i was slapping her she called me abusive and started crying and she still took my cock. i think some women get upset or startled that they like that stuff tho honestly, but they ALL do. you obviously cant start slapping her out of no where tho unless ur mr.sex
Life’s so unfair. I’m still a virgin in my 40s. I was born with an aggressive form of cancer which made me lose control over my arms and legs. I’m in a wheelchair and have to eat using my mouth to lick it up out of the bowl. My penis doesn’t work that well, and is very small. I can’t even jack off because my arms get too tired to jack off very long. I did manage to cum once during that scene in shrek when Fiona kisses the dog, I’ve always felt very ashamed of my body and face. I only have a couple teeth left because I never brushed them, I get so depressed I just sleep in my chair outside until people scream at me that I’m a burden on society. I want to move to California to find a nice pretty girlfriend, trump said there’s lots of pretty cute girls who like guys like me.
>>736951103If they weren't willing then what were the women "defiant" about in this hypothetical?
>>736931770women are so fucking hot
>>736951481Faggot
>>736935703It's fair. To the victor go the spoils.
>>736931770Do you have any idea how much women fetishize hands and fingers?
>>736951628...
>>736931770wait a sec, does the game actually have sexo? wtf i need to buy it asap
>>736931770>women don't like all this finger sucking, slapping and other rough play while screamingmindbroken women with daddy issues dowhich Invisigal clearly is one of those
