>Join normie gaming guild>Sterile environment that feels like work without the monetary compensation>Join 4chan gaming guild>It's just pic related forever How do you cope?
Behold: what 4chan folk consider peak humor
God forbid a White man just lets loose after a hard day's work at the Nigger Faggot factory.
If you're not happy with a guild, you should look around to find a group of players that you resonate better with. Gaming is much more fun when you're playing with other players who are on the same page with you! :)
>>736940797i fucking wish it were like thatinstead it's catty trannies attention whoring and ruining everything with drama
tauren women belong to human men
>>736940713>find guild that, at the very least, can acknowledge the most extreme examples of faggotry and bully those people out of the guild>find a few people with at least a comparable sense of humor and interact largely with them while remaining amicable with the rest of the guild>separate out guild chat so if it ever gets really bad, I can just not look at it>If there are one or two really obnoxious faggots, deal with it as long as they aren't a leader or officer, if they are one of those two, bail instantlyIf there's not a single person you can get on with, it really is a (you) problem
>>736941024very true. Also those cunts report you for anything. Fuck /v/ guilds
>>736940713>join guild>interact solely through text chat, solely in raid/pvp>surprised when no connections are madeYou could try making friends with people, anon. inb4 >no one does that Yes they do. Just not with you.
>>736940713people act like this behavior is based but when I'm playing a game I don't want to worry about real world problems I just want to relax and zone out. I don't want to be obsessed with jews and niggers every second of every day.
>>736941024That's just nu-fag 4chan. Troons have infested every fucking general in /vg/
>>736940713You know you can just turn the in-game profanity filter on and never have to see the evil no-no words again right?
>>736940713>Skipped out on the typing lesson during school to fuck with Flash Games>Still pesudo-hunt and peck with low wpm to this day>Not being able to keep up with chat conversations has led to me struggling to keep chat based friend groupsNever neglect your typing lessons kids.
>>736941510>NOOOOO BLIZZARD DADDY MUST BAN MEAN WORDS OFF MY SCREEN>ITS NOT LIKE I CANT CLOSE MY EYES OR TURN MY MONITOR OFF OR LOGOUT
>>736941510>Thinks the issue is no-no words being usedFound Funnyfrog.
>>736940713blizzard doesn't take all their money for saying word!?!?!?
>>736941580 for me it’s Qtpiegnome
>>736941516>typing lessonsThis has to be a joke I've missed out on, holy shit
>>736941862t. will never be a great typist one day
>>736941965You best stop being dumb now or I'll believe it's sincere
>>736941024You know full and well it's just a regular ass "guild" full of actual outcasts and people who genuinely feel stupid rules (and laws) do not apply to them. If "trailer trash" had any equivalent in anything ever "mmo guild" would be it.
>>736941862Most first world countries have typing lessons in schools, jeet.
>>736941516>>736941862When I was in 1st-3rd grade circa 2006-2008 we had weekly trips to the schools computer lab to practice typing.
I have almost never had a negative ingame interaction with people from 4chanusually the schizophrenics just get ignored and shit up the threads anonymously for years instead while pretending that the community was awful
>>736941862>His country was too poor to have a computer class>He most likely never ignored the teacher and installed CS on the computer class PCs and played Lan matches with the neighboring classroom And I'm the third worlder.
>>736942821>>736942926Ours never had anything of the sort as it was entirely unecessary. Everyone already knew how to use a computer due to having them available at home, and most students being more prolific pc-users than our aging teachers.Guess you kids just had tablets and phones or some shit.Terrible handwriting class-wide, though.
>>736943096So many bros from old generals gone. /tfg/ and the EPG niggers blasting rddt so bad they got butthurt and banned us from a tourney, hunting with bros in /mhg/ before world came out, matches with /fgg/ playing Ace of Spades and Tribes and Planetside with /v/
>>736943213>csNah, i was the kid that installed DF instead. Most of the 'lab' computers had vidya folders squirreled away though.
>>736943314Mine was a eternal tug war between us and the teachers trying to rat out games. Once we figured out we could install the game straight into system32, they gave up.
>>736943254/wfg/ was the tits>developers are shitposting alongside anons>lead by autistic weeb brony who single handedly glues every retard together into a cohesive unitaside from that, my second favorite time probably has to go to /a/, /jp/, /v/ and /vg/ playing TERA PvP servers together
>>736940797>UwU>*weh*>this is so canonYour tranny humorous quips, sir
>>736940713God I wish it was like this
>>736943656We were in that lovely halcyon era wherein the students were incredibly tech-literate while the teachers were not, and the only IT our school had was the janitor, and he liked us. So the 'class programs' folder never got touched.Was also fun that there was just one computer hooked up to the projector for the computer room, so we could fuck with it ahead of class. Teachers ended up with nothing to show and we took the time goofing off instead. This all is why i don't get the need for a typing class. It's like having a class to learn how to walk or to throw stuff or how to pull your punches when mock fighting - you just pick that up as you grow. We did, anyway.
>>736942275Hey I'm sorry to break your little tranny defending bubble but "trailer trash" is the biggest demographic for pride shit these days. I've never seen so many trannies and rainbow flags as my stints in trailer parks and community college
>>736943862I missed out on TERA and tft but /wfg/ still talks about the old times especially the cube reb has once in a while. 2016 damaged this site harder than anyone could imagine, there's flashes of the old times once in a while which is why I'm still here.
>>736944086In my case >>736942926 we were ages 6-8 an in a semi-rural (small town separated from suburban sprawl by like 2 miles of farms),.so having classes for it was actually useful for the poorer kids who didn't have home computers.
>>736944671I guess? I grew up lower end of the lower class here, area was part of a big post-ww2 revitalization / building effort, so kinda semi-urban. Damn near everyone under 50 had a pc at home and a lot of things were digitized pretty early in the scope of the wider world. Even the dirt-farmer tier 3 kid 1 parent households had a pc, sometimes two, good enough for flash games, runescape, maplestory and shit like that. Different scales in different places i suppose.I kinda miss those days, now everything is optimized for maximum attention whoring potential because everyone has a nightmare brick in their pocket.
>Join 4chan gaming guild>It's just pic related foreverWhere have you been in the past 15 years? 4chan guilds are just /vg/ tranny circlejerks now.
>>736943215>Guess you kids just had tablets and phones or some shitActually it was the kids in school in the mid 90s to early to mid 2000s that were mostly likely to experience this as computers were only just starting to move beyond being one per household.
>>736940713report everyone :)
>>736940713wtf i want to play world of grindcraft now as an orc
>>736945167This. And they all keep tabs on your shit just to gossip, schizo, or do what this brown skinned faggot wants >>736945281 where everyone in is a HUEHUE I REPORT U cold war. If your guild is still slinging niggers around like its the 1800s stick with them because the alternative is far far worse.
>>736941496/vg/ has been that way since it's creation all 4chan created groups always end up with a circle of faggots who circle jerk themselves and ban anyone who doesn't circle jerk them also
>>736940713man when i was in titanfall general we fucking raped that game. and then the game itself got raped, like pottery.
>>736945248That graph really needs adjustment per capita. Sweden in 1991 is more than a third of its population lmao
>>736944127So I'm right? Color me fucking surprised.
The Raiding experience>2-4 hours of your week wasted on this bullshit when you already work 8 + 2 hours commute 5 days.>Bobbert and Barbara isn't on so you have to flex>Flex keeps hitting on Raid Leader's GF (raid leader is obviously white and raid leader gf is a teasing fat asian chick)>Flex gets kicked out despite him being the best performing member>ALWAYS every night there's drama with the asian chick>Flex is a fucking creep>you either have 1-2 actual retards in your group (some sort of disability)>they keep fucking up>you're too late in finding a new group, you're just going to have to suck it up buttercup and then see them mess up get the tethers every fucking time....>"ok so this loot will go to A,B,C,D and then E">"loot goes to C">"ohhhhh sorry fucked up and mixed the weeks my bad anon">C is the worst performing member of the group>you'll always have a zesty fucker ALSO always creating drama and every week it's some sort of "our flex" / "our temp member" is being homophobic or treating me badAm I missing anything else?
>>736945751Missing raid lead simping super bad for the one girl in the group (who plays a healer, fucking obviously) and funnels every drop possible to her. Usually followed by a chimpout when she leaves or accidentally reveals a boyfriend or similar.
>>736940713I used to do pvp raids where the leader would yell at people all night. Was pretty fun for me cause im not shit, but seeing middle aged housewives crash out under the pressure was a unique experience
>>736941496every 4chan MMO guild has always been full of ERPfaggots
>>736940713>gaming guildI play single player games. Fuck tranny mmo groomers.
Am I the only anon getting tired of all the n word spam and gender politics this gender politics that? Everyone here say it's based but it's almost eye rolling how performative and corny it is.
>>736945167We're good at griefing and pvp
>>736946685I've actually never played with anyone from 4chan who is good at pvp, and I've been playing 4chan MMO shit since 2010
>>736946760Maybe its because we're anime people
>>736941024Doesn't that mean were like women?
>>736947207no, just that we're better at it if we want to be, like everything else
>ignore spastic shitter in /v/ guild and don't invite him to my party>he then spends a month randomly namedropping me and screeching about my "clique"
>playing MMOs>current yearThey were only good in the 90s-10s. Before GG sterilized online gaming communities.
>>736947430If you're in a 4chan guild to begin with, you and him look the same to everyone else.
>>736946064don't forget that she's also dogshit at healing and it's like two guys carrying the healing team
should I join the 4chan guild? how progged are they on the midnight raids
>through a friend, join mmo guild that's sociable and sane enough, I'd probably fit right in 7 years ago>asides from very first day and a dungeon weeks later never chose to interact with anyone>wind up not playing the game anymore after about a month, still awkwardly sitting in their server chatroom 10 months later not saying anything, occasionally reading conversationsno cope here
>>736944086>tfw your computer "class" was mostly playing moon lander and dark castle, while sometimes copying BASIC programs out of 3-2-1 contact magazines because pretty geometric swirls make teacher feel like class has done something>then after years with same teacher, jump straight from that into CAD drawEven if your country is rich, yeah, it doesn't mean your teachers won't still be completely retarded.
>>736940713>Guy gets kicked out of the /vg/ guild>Makes it his life mission to try and destroy all discussion relating to the game across the entire site>Been at it for 10+ years
>>736940713had nothing but great experiences with 4chan guilds.and yeah shouting the nigger word is important.it keeps undesirables out and creates a bonding experience.
>>736948207how do you get kicked out of the vg guild?
>>7369484954chan guild doesnt mean literally no rules.
>>736948495Same way you get banned on 4chan: trannyjanny didn't like your post
>join 4chan guild>tons of friendly NEETs to play with during dead hours and all day longI made lots of internet friends thanks to 4chan guilds
>>736948495>Guildmaster lays out a very minor arbitrary rule because him and the other founders think its funny>Newcomers also think its funny and keep to it>Guy breaks the rule and gets kicked>Instead of acknowledging that it was a joke laughing along and in turn getting let back in the guy starts sperging out>Guild starts mocking the guy for sperging out and now he is kicked for real>>736948207 Happens
>>736949272Time to be more specific retard
>>736941024Only time I ever played with /v/ was party van guild on Ragnarok Online years ago. Never again I could tell how brown they were.
>>736949370prime gkick candidate right there.
>>736949468Who?
>>736948495Act like le Anonymous hacker 4chan in global chatBeing an e-whore on twitchActually sperging out >>736949272Being a newfag
>>736949528nice piccy
>>736948495being a sperg.
>>736949456It's usually that. A bunch of turdies pretending they're in on a process that they don't even understand themselves. Take >>736949272 for example; we see it right here. That post comes off as illegible; really unintelligible vagueposting about something. Another post asks to explain it, in aggro 4chan fashion (>>736949370) but is headed off by another turdie, seen here >>736949468.Keep in mind the turdie who headed the aggro 4chan poster off has no idea what the vagueposter is even talking about. He just supports the process, regardless of what it is, because it is natural for turdies to follow crowds or all shit on the same street or stand in lines even if they don't know what they're for. Turd mentality. This is a fully instinctive process for them.This is the kind of thing you see in 4chan guilds constantly. It's why I advise against them heavily.
>>736949823this dude 100% got kicked out of every 4chan guild he ever joined lmao
>that one guild that just invite anyone without a tagFucking why do you do this? Thank god some MMO has a setting that disable invite.
you obviously have to remove schizophrenics with retarded obsessions like that guy who keeps whining about third worlders right here asap.
>>736949918It's a third world thing
>>736940713Took me a bit to realize you don’t like this. Fag.
>>736949938>>736949879
imagine being too anti social for a 4chan guild
>>736950084i've found you need to be baseline annoying or have a high tolerance for being annoyed to be in them, so many spammed unfunny jokes repeated day after day after day after day
>>736940713I never understood this comparison. orcs make terrible theifs
>>736950227>Rape and pillage other people's lands>Cry when the people of those lands hold them responsible and shriek about how they dindu nuffinOrcs are white.
>>736949370I have an example of thisWarframe has a mechanic where every Guild has a guild hall instance which you can build rooms for and decorate, and the 4chan Guild Warbros had a rule, only the Guildmaster Killsaw can move the dog statue decoration. Some random Russian guy touched the statue leading to basically the exact scenario brought up but its closer to 13 for him, and over the years has dragged down discussion quality to the point where the EU hours of the /vg/ general are just garbage most of the time. Mainly thanks to him, but his shittery gives social permission for some other EU hours anons to shit in the thread also. Ironically despite that being a actually decent general if you stick to the NA hours unless he is occupied trying to ruin a /v/ thread instead.
>>736948495you see many examples in this thread right here.zero benefit in keeping undesirables who will just ruin the vibe.
>>736940713>How do you cope?How I cope is through my mentality towards guilds. I join a guild to do gameplay I want to do, then I don't care about their stupid ass peer pressure or becoming a part of their culture. For me, the only reason to join a guild is if the game walls off parts of the game to large groups. If I can keep my mouth shut and not get baited into politics or drama, I can be a part of any guild. If they're not willing to respect my silence on their interpersonal drama or interpret my silence as disagreement with their politics, I quit and find a new guild. I'm not there to make friends, get into relationships or espouse my political or religious beliefs, I'm there because the game gated off some activities to large groups exclusively, and I want to experience those activities. I log in, I do my role in the activity, I don't get sucked into drama or politics and certainly don't let some idiot that I don't really care about or know from half the world away tell me what my schedule is going to be. I'm realistic about getting what I want out of the guild. If you really are looking for an online social group, good luck society sucks everywhere.
>>736942821In first world countries children don't need typing lessons because they have their own computers at home.
>>736950339>saar do not ruin my shitting vibe saar fuck you motherfuck bitch
>>736950474still bitter about the last time you got removed, huh?
>>736941516I can type fast as fuck with hunt and peck. Unironic skill issue. Although typing has evolved into 3 finger hunt and pecking
The thing I hate about this site is that everyone is under 9 layers of irony. You think you're genuinely bonding with people here only for you to drop the facade quick. I remember I was playing in an MMO some dude from here (we met in game) then he'd have a depression episode and I stayed up all night talking to him. The dude blocked me afterwards and then when I mentioned it on here the dude replies back and uses REAL INFORMATION I gave him and called me a loser. The fuck is wrong with some of you man?
>>736948495i can't actually ever recall a nigger from /vg/ or /v/ guilds actually getting kicked outside of malicious griefing on games with shitty storage systems/guild bonus stat/skill systems OR inactivity99% of the times they ragequit themselves but pretend like they were forced out and found unwelcome
>>736950525Are you a foid? I won't drop the mask, add me on steam
>>736948495For PSO2, its very easy. You have to be so fucking shit and destructive that all the guilds blacklist you. That doesn't matter since those tards spend their time in the thread shitting up the general and making it unusable.
>>736950508>saar we will ban you saar
>>736950525you absolutely gotta screen for the mentally ill.and of course dont reveal personal info, retard.
>>736950616no no you are right. such quality players should absolutely be tolerated.
>>736950223>so many spammed unfunny jokes repeated day after day after day after daywhich is why i would never join a 4chan guild. i already have to deal with that here. i don't need more of it from the people i'm voluntarily playing a game with
>>736950669>SAAR! LEAVE NOW OR BE BANNED SAAR!!
>>736940713I just dont join guilds anymore, simple as
>>736950732you can always just go back to r/eddit
>>736950732>mad indianGo rape something and you'll feel better
>>736950595No.>>736950617He seemed decently normal at first. Even his depression rants weren't too unhinged but damn getting blocked after hurts.
>>736940713Nobody is really that interested in your art buddy. Your ego is only because of your guns.
>>736950368Yea like 90% of your guild goes and does bumsex nightly. Then lucifer makes us raid with them. Guys in so much shit (literally) he fucks so many sphincters himself. Lucifer broke into my house and gored my penis, he’s so fucked if I ever get ahold of him. I never got to have a gf because of him.
>>736950732The secret is that ingame chat is usually full of people who would normally just lurk or rarely post on 4chan./poeg/ is a prime example of a /vg/ thread for a game that is unusable due to doomposting and schizophrenics who hate the game and the community, but the ingame 1488 channel chat is full of people with knowledge about the game and a relatively good sense of humor.
>>736946064it was always healer or an archer type class with women wasnt it>play during wrath>in some random shitter guild as a hunter>not the best obviously but not terrible>GMs gf is a hunter too>somehow does half the dps i do>look at the damage meters one day to see what exactly shes doing>notice there isnt any record of things like chimera shot, explosive shot, or even uses of bestial wrath>ask what her talent spec is>get some literal random numbers for each tree>ask if she has any fucking idea what shes doing>she cries to the GM and i get kicked in literal minutesand then i joined a better guild and actually cleared raidsnever play with women or trannies ever
>>736941432That’s because you are one, nigger.
>>736950785nope i'll stay here and get free (You)s from you crying about it insead
>>736940713join neither retard there's more than just 4chan and normagroids >>736941024yup, 4fag guilds are full of /soc/faggotsother guilds are way more enjoyable because the people in it fucking know how a conversation works but also aren't such massive normalfags they like to talk about their boring shitty personal life 24/7
>>736950525people who have a lot of baggage and constantly want strangers to roleplay as their personal therapist are the worstyou probably said something someway that he didn't like even though it was normal and sincere, absolute bitches all of them
>>736941516Pseudo hunting is based and the 8 finger method was cringe. The shit they tried to teach us was the common core of our generation thinking some of us would grow up one day to be some data entry slave top kek.
>>736941516You can still learn. I started at 34 years old and now, 6 months later, I can type at 130wpm. One hour of practice every day is all it takes.
>>736941516How can you be terminally online and bad at typing? I taught myself to type fast just by talking to people in MMOs and fucking around in Xat chatrooms. I have this weird method of typing that involves only my index fingers and thumbs, but I still manage 80-90 WPM. I kind of wished I learned to touch type since those people can type even faster.
I used to be one of the better hunters in pvp on Nerzhul back in the day when world pvp was a thing before the first expansion. I'd run around ganking people's lowbies then stomp their main.Is world pvp still in wow or instanced pvp worth doing? I downloaded the trial but couldn't get back into it
>>736952593Retail? No.Classic? Also no because it's on TBC.Find a private server,
>>736952686Oh. I had the epic bow you get from beating onxyia during along quest.I used to shit down people's throats as a teenage so hard. People thought I would suck because I ganked lowbies in stranglethorn veil but I was a top tier pvp player purely griefing, then I'd greif their raid gear main . I'm like near 40 now. I could take off all my gear except the staff and bow and kill people from the best guild by spamming the DoT trap, freeze trap, slow, poison arrow, aimed shot, multi shot, and arcane shot while I sicked my pet on them.I miss those days.Are hunters still overpowered?
>>736940713I pity people who played MMOs. You faggots are going in the same oven as Facebook.
>>736950275>Rape and pillage other people's landsmost of it was systematic because other places were outclassed in every way, from economics to technology. only a certain subset of people have nothing to rely on except violence.
>>736952976>More weak excuses for nigging out on the rest of the more civilized world (Whitey didn't even bathe themselves, wipe their asses and threw their shit into the streets)See?
>>736940713The retards OP is celebrating are the retards that ruined MMOs. Yeah you could say whatever you wanted in older mmos, but most people weren't xbox live fuckwads. Then WoW came along and normalized people behaving like absolute shortbus enthusiasts and now those same retards like OP look back on it fondlyEnd yourself faggot
>>736953207Meds
>>736953063>excuseslol terrible reading comprehension. I'm saying you guys are terrible at the game of life lol
>>736953207So true xister
>>736940713NIGGERS
>>736953248>>736953456MMOs have always been for losers. Anyone with a brain left after the first or second expansion.
>>736953504BAN THIS FAGGOT
4chan users are mostly just flakes from what I can tell, barely even had that much annoying nigger/tranny spam talk.
>>736941516skill issuet. also uses pseudo hunt-and-peck but still manages like 70 wpm
>>736953740>He wasn't around in 2019
>>736953838I mean when I add them not on here m8
Wait until you discover… pfftttthahahahaha…. Goblins my friend?!?!?!? Jews!!!! Ahhhh ahaha oh no no no that’s not allowed!!! Ahhhahahaha look at the hands and their jobs ahhahahahahaha. “Times money friend” he even calls you his friend when in reality he hates you ahhahahahahaha. Look at the big Jewish nose ahahaha oh no no no you can’t do that on tv.
>>736953838kino
Kobolds are pedophiles, which was the joke. Theyre company bald. And they wear a candle on their forehead, with the quote “you no take candle”. Because it’s their light. It’s their meaning to life. If you take away their sexual deviancy, then they lose everything. It’s also a metaphor to Christianity, which totally did the “putting shit on your forehead to mean something” awhile ago. And they work like hard as fuck labor, the kobolds are always working shit jobs in mines mining fucking ores next to other ugly kobolds.
Tauren are literally named “tore in” because their dicks so big it will tear a vagina to shreds.
>>736941516I learned to type at 140wpm because I had to spam trade deals in varrock in Runescape and you couldn't copypaste in the client at the time (no idea if you can now but I think it has an auction house anyway so the point is moot)If you just type the same thing very fast over and over you'll get the muscle memory for the location of the keys. If you type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" enough times you'll learn the position of every letter and be able to move on from thereIt's easily doable to learn touch-typing later in life, people switch from QWERTY to DVORAK and it only takes a few weeks to adjust
Just banning saying "nigger" filters out 90% of the retards with no social skills.That's it. That's all you have to do.
>>736954289Qwerty actually is a word that the designer created, he makes a lot of jokes about talking on the internet. Means “queue: we are thank you”. Seriously that’s also why the post in basketball is located in the key, because posting is said to be key.
>>736954397It’s actually meant to be offensive. Because, he essentially can’t produce enough money. So, he turns everything into bullying. He’s keenly aware 4chan is fucking worthless just like everything else he’s made. We tell him all the time, he just goes off on how many children he has to feed and that he can’t end the world or even help people commit suicide without hurting his own kids which he also has sex with. God has fathered billions of children, all from his own penis. Thats also why they’re all so beautiful. They have his dna even.
>>736950525He was closet homo and falling in love with you, then probably felt disgusted with himself after he coomed. Don't ask why I know this, I'm sorry.
>>736954354People joining 4chan guilds are retards with no social skills, though? No reason to join a 4chan guild over a guild with normal people unless you wanna engage in antisocial behaviour
>>736955114>a guild with normal people>log in at 3AM after sleeping 18 hours>guild empty No thanks
>>736940713The Internet stopped being fun to interact with ages ago.
>>73694408690% of my highschool computer class played soldat, cs and wc3 while screaming poorly disguised code words ("hey guys trace my packet lololololol") as the meek old guy teacher tried to teach the other 10%
>>736941862I thought most schools had a general computer knowledge class? I know kids get full computer access sooner than I did with laptops being a common requirement or given to kids now in like 4th grade. When i went most kids still didn't know how to type in middle school and you would learn how to do that and general shit about files and excel.
>>736943656>>736943314I got suspended for deleting the Spyware they had to watch what kids were doing on the computer. I was already on revoked computer privileges and i was blocked from web access. But they had blocked space cadet pinball for some reason. They gave me like 100 pages of screenshots of each step of the way of me going into the system files to delete the program. The lasr picture was at 99% which I found amusing. Of course I threw away all that paper before going home even though my dad specifically asked the school for it, he never said anything about not getting it.