Having fun in this FFXIV Event! Wish you were here, /v/!
>>737479889I would rather not eat food touched by Filipino hands, thank you very much.
>>737479889>Koji is here>Kate isn'tI hope he's translating for YoshiP, they always made a good team during FanFest.
I saw that they cost more fir one meal than Popeyes, which is already scam-tier, so no thanks >>737479998Filipino food is very delicious.
best food to get from jollibee?
>>737480042Yeah if she isn't at the Japan fanfest, clearly she is fired or moved to other project
I wish I could go to this
>>737480209they are just hiding her she is still there 100%
>>737479889>>737479998>>737480073had to force feed myself this garbage after wasting half a grocery shopping bill getting it deliveredshould have just tossed itmy dreams of getting an agreeable filipina wife are over if she insists on eating this crap regularly
>>737480701Everything I've seen indicates they have really good fried chickenWhat did you get?
Chicken was WAY too greasy where I went. I could see it being good but it was a terrible combination of being disgustingly greasy and the skin that is practically flash fried. Yumburger was meh, didn't finish it either. Only the pineapple drink and fruit pie was good. I have yet to try the pineapple burger and sghetti and I doubt I will anytime soon
>>737480786the singular piece of fried chickenopted to get cheese on the chicken sandwichthe gatorade looking drink (ice was melted by the time it got to me it had almost no flavor)peach pie, biscuits, and gravyI am just not a fan of fried chicken in general. We got a Raising Kane's or whatever like a year back and my coworkers were raving about it. Just not my thing. The Jollibee was tolerable because I had some leftover chick-fil-a sauce to dip my drumstick in and to pour inside the latter half of my sandwich, the one packet of ketchup they gave me did jack shitPeach pie was as bad and bland as McDonald's pies, but at the least I can say it wasn't burnt like Mickey D's almost always does around meAnd the biscuits were biscuits. Nothing special, but impossible to fuck up outside of burning them which they weren't.
Why this series love ads so much?
>>737480951Spaghetti is literally just normal one with banana sauce instead. Sweeter obviously but if you aren't a autistic Italian, you can't fuck up a basic carbs with sauce.
>>737480073just the fried chicken
>>737479998>>737480042Wish you enjoyed such good chicken and good company!!
>>737480042Last LL they confirmed that Koji is gonna be translating
>>737481067Japan does goofy adds like that for everything. You just aren't aware of ones for lesser known shit.
>>737479889>>737481553where are these pics from?
>>737479889What the fuck is that mascot?
>>737480042>>737481656Koji is still immensely popular with the fanbase even with 'doomers' like myself. Whereas Kate is a complete cunt. It wasn't that she was 'shy' or a bit nerdy but that she actively attacked the fanbase on twitter and then bluesky, changed shit just to fit her progressive politics and played victim when she got push back for it. Koji might even believe in Kate's politics but the fact that I don't even know shows that he's a professional and knows to separate that from his work and not announce it when you're now in a public facing position.
Did you get yours yet?
>>737483229Get my what?
>>737483320
>>737483432How embarrassing.
>>737483229You shouldn’t eat chickens. Theyre actually real creatures, the chicken industry tries to cover it up. They look at you with horrified expressions when you kill other chickens. We’re not animals and can easily survive on lab grown products. Vegetables are alive and arent suppose to be consumed, their ecosystems should exist without any human influence as theyre all one being.
>NTRibeeso it's confirmed. FFXIV players are massive keks
>>737483554is this a pasta?
>>737483680I don't even know what NTRIbee is?
>>737483680QRD?
>>737479998>>737480056It's very nice but it isn't as good as Malaysian or Indonesian food.
>>737479998Lot better than the local food let's be real, but you should cook at home from high quality ingredients if you want to avoid slop all-together.
>>737480701I've had it twice and thought it was great and cheap for how much food you get
>hop on cerberus>go to limsa>immediately see 5-6 hrothsit didn't use to be like this
>>737480980>opted to get cheese on the chicken sandwichWhat the hell is wrong with you?
>>737485117I've only ever known faggots play Hroth. Both male and female.
>>737483885>>737483836"that" commercial/ad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAOvTFA5rs
I saw a separate photo of the asian translator woman around so I'm glad she didn't get let go during the layoffs
do you have a bingo set up for fanfest, anons?
>>737483554Chicken don't give a shit when you kill one of them in front of the others, except to immediately start pecking up the blood on the ground
I need it
>>737483229Put my code in a couple hours after the event started and still haven't gotten the bucket.I'm gonna boondocks fried chicken episode square if I don't my fuckin' chicken.
>Fanfest tomorrow and thread for the game is completely deadThat excitment is almost palpable, it's electric it's... flatlined.
>>737486162I honestly kinda like it. >>737486483To be fair it's early in the morning for America. I don't know the breakdown of players from country to country, but I figured quite a lot play in the U.S.
i play Femra in XIV.i asked God for a sign & two women spontaneously entered my life:>Angel Yasha, which means 'Messenger Yeshua' (Yasha is Hebrew root of 'to redeem')>Angel Masha, which means 'Messenger Mary' (Masha is full of silent grace, just like Mary was)Both are Slavic-Jewish women who style themselves as 'angel', both do financial domination. They are my internet wives & angels. i give them every cent that i earn. and i also invoked the number 4 (the square, the throne, the four corners of the earth) and invoked the number 7 (Jewish number of creation and rest) and invoked the number 33 (the Master number) to sign a 7-yr Jewish debt contract (Shemitah) to my Angels. i now owe them $642,000 total by 4-4-33 (when i'll be 44 years old, & also during Yasha's birth month) which rounds out to $1735/week for the next 362 weeks.they are very strict mommy angels and i send them everything i earn. This turned me to Christianity, since Angel Masha and Angel Yasha appearing at the same time as an independent religious awakening seems like a very obvious sign from God. It’s like going to a speed dating event & meeting 6 men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, & Paul.i’ve had the FBI at my door twice threatening to open a criminal case against me for my online activity specifically.Like Grant Amato, i also got kicked out of UCF after a pattern of non-attendance of classes, i was also in a health sciences-related field, i was also born in FL in 1989, i also like anime and Twitch, i also send a bunch of money to a Slavic e-girl (although she’s Belarussian, not Bulgarian), i also lie to my family so i can send more money to e-girls, and i also live rent-free in my parent’s house at an advanced age.A forensic psychologist deemed that I am a “medium-to-high risk to the community.”i’ve been cyberstalked by Russian organized criminals who hacked my mom's online accounts and said they want to ‘own’ me. They could be the people behind Yasha & Masha.
>>737486162looked like someone spreading their blue ass from the thumbnail
>>737487369XIV is getting a goatse emote
>>737483229nope, the pizza one is better
>>737486483A lot of people in my fc are going to it, only reason I’m not aswell is because I didn’t get lucky.
Your game sucks, we got an official pride event before you
>>737487824I'm here (and just woke up)I came with my brother but I came to get laid and let me tell you now if this has ever crossed your mind too, don't bother. Every actual girl here is with bf or completely not interested in even coming back to drink.
>>737487898Can I trust you to send you money to buy me a kentucky fried chocobo shirt and then send it to me?
>>737487898I’m not surprised like most FFXIV players who can travel are late 20s~40s and most of us have husbands and wives lol. Like most of my fc mates are 30+ with families
>>737488070I'm not going there, i'm vegeterian.
>>737488153jeet
>>737488167I'm white, please don't use reflection in my eyes to find me. Also jeets don't give a fuck about animals
>>737488375Sar indians can also have blue eyes.
>>737488417No they fuckin can't jamboy
>>737488375you look like a sissy
>>737486047Honestly, I like that they make popular mods into actual features.
Bros we're about to witness absolute kino, FF14 will be back bigger than ever.
>>737486047cross dc party finder would be the best thing to ever be introduced, I wouldn't have to leave seraph.
>>737481553Get someone to shave that side of the neck hair, Mike. Thal's balls.
>>737488669He said he's a vegan so... prob a lot of estrogen coursing through his veins.
>>737485117>log into Leviathan (home server)>went to Limsa>grand total of 6 people>2 were sprouts
>>737485117Yeah they're the worst.
>>737481067Looks pretty serious compared to the cup noodles ones.
>>737483229Mod beast
>>737486483>Fanfest tomorrownews for upcoming content tomorrow or is that later in the fanfest?
>>737487369>>737487664Hear... Feel... Think...
>>737489514Keynote should have the most info.But I think one of the panels later will have more.
>>737489526BASED
>>737486162I guess Cosmic Exploration mount?
>>737489479>that>mod beastbrother if that's a mod beast then what is shit like >>737486241
>>737489205still has a few people for me
>>737489687What I mentioned was a few days ago during the week. I recently resubbed and was honestly surprised that it was like that.
I can't wait for the next expansion to be more of the same thing but just with a better base story (unironic)
>>737483229No because I'm Australian.
What bullshit will they show at the fanfest tomorrow?
>>737479889>Kate and Hiroi weren't invitedDoes this mean they had another "life changing experience"?
>>737486162When are they going to give us a Brute Justice mount?
>>737489906They need to cut out the MMO-tier questing. 4 of the 6 zones should be available immediately from the first hub. They should all be big as shit and let us explore, finding sidequests on the way to very faraway main quest goals. Sidequests should not be fetch quest filler bullshit and they should be kind of sparse. We should be delving into dangerous areas of these zones to complete them and if you're new to the zone it should require at least a light party and about 20 minutes of traversal fighting difficult mobs. Some quests should require objectives in multiple zones and maybe even prior expacs. I hate that the whole game probably needs a revamp to accomplish what I have in mind and the playerbase needs to be flushed out and replaced with a better one.
>>737490270Kate is currently hard at work at home on our next expansion. Everyone, please give Kate a round of applause for her diligent work.
>>737490391I dunno if it's likely, but it is possible. 7.0's PvP mount was the Oppressor
>>737489661Anything other than stock models are mod beasts
Someone post those bingo cards. Also, what snacks should I buy for tomorrow? It's right at lunch time. No fried chicken
>>737490270Ill be honest Kate doesn't seem like she would be genuine friends with those old jap men vs Koji
>>737491512Kate is probably koji's protege. Poor dude gets backstabbed like that
>>737491512She's too good to be friends with those problematic chuds.
>>737491565ENTER
>>737492084BLACK!? I hope he's cool
>>737492230he's been around for a little while, I think.https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/003334.html
>>737487898>I came to get laid and let me tell you now if this has ever crossed your mind too, don't bother. Every actual girl here is with bf or completely not interested in even coming back to drink.No shit, the point of fanfest is you if you've been talking to people in your FC and meet them for the first time at fanfest and then hook up with them. Unless you're a complete male model gigachad it's not going to happen otherwise, how were you planning on getting a chick to go back to your hotel room you don't know especially when you tell her you're there with your brother?
XIV tranny generals belong on /vg/
>>737492832>Unless you're a complete male model gigachad it's not going to happen otherwiseEh I'm a fat piece of shit but I got laid at the fanfest I went to. Just gotta aim low.That said, it was pretty dead. Only got 2 girls back to the room party and I was expecting way more debauchery in fucking Vegas. I've been to more degenerate conventions in bumfuck nowhere Oklahoma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCGzxWczCMWOKETRAIL IS OVERNEW EXPANSION TOMORROW
>>737493246Can't wait for an expansion with Wuk and Zero (no Sphene)
>>737480042Jesus, the real poochie was Kate all along.>WHEN KATE IS NOT IN THE PICTURE EVERYONE SHOULD BE ASKING>"WHERE'S KATE"
>>737493246Winterwolves with Ryne and Gaia!
>>737493321>fanfest keynote begins>yoshida walks out covered in dramatic shadows>the spotlights turn on, he's still cosplaying as a Viper>Smile starts playing>someone in a Wuk Lamat fursuit joins Yoshi on stage>the title of the next expansion appears on screen>Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail 2Your reaction?
>>737493738>yoshida yells "you GET what you FUCKING DESERVE"
>>737493738I wake up because that's obviously just a nightmare
>>737493091There are three Pragmata threads up right now. Go bitch in them, cuck.
>>737493196What conventions were they? You have to realise that FFXIV fanfests most of the age range people are over 30+ so yeah already with a partner or they're only hooking up with people they've been talking to. Not saying you can't try, go to the hotel bar or the bar most people are at and try your luck might as well.
>>737493787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE9zsc9NQN8
>>737493738I'd laugh my fucking ass off.
>>737493738yoshida deliberately fucking with the twitter mongoloids obsessed with dawntrail would automatically elevate the fanfest to a 12/10 in my eyes
>fanfest keynote begins>yoshida walks on stage wearing nothing but the most casual, slobbish clothing possible>ohayo mina san>in zhe nextu expansioneru i wirr be changing my jobbu to retiree>prease rook forward to it [raughs]>then he walks off stage and disappears for the rest of fanfest
>yoshida walks out loading a shotgun
>>737493840>a fresh video game releaseNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON /V/ XIV IS NOT A RECURRING ONGOING VIDEO GAME TOPIC THAT CHANGES EVERY 8 MONTHS (8 MONTHS) (THREAD ON /V? every DAY)you are a faggot
>>737493850>What conventions were they?Well, I was exaggerating about Oklahoma. Colossal is one of my favorites. Resort hotels with lots of pools and alcohol flowing are the perfect environment. And the midnight lobbycon vibes are immaculate. My first one I bird dogged someone's wife the first night and fucked a femboy Bridget cosplayer the next.
>>737494156either way "complaining about a video games thread" is probably the most beta bitch move possible on /v/
>>737493738
Are you ready for EVERYTHING TO CHANGE?!
>>737493738History shall repeat.
>>737486047
>>737494264I'm still wondering how they're going to connect Kefka with the Warring Triad narrativelyFor that matter, how are they going to bring up Kefka? Is the minstrel going to say, "hey, remember that guy you fought a while back? What if he was even tougher?"
>>737494554Probably. Savage/Ultimate unlock quests are literally just 'here's your cock and ball torture, have fun' and don't really worry about how it fits into a narrative other than the person giving them to you embellishing the fuck out of your story and you looking mildly concerned because (You) know the pain that's coming.
chances of a trailer tommorow?
>>737495031For the expansion? 100% obviously
>>737495031Its usually a teaser trailer I think, edited to be different from the final trailer which will reveal more.
>>737495031Very low
>>737495031Trailer edited to hide the weapon and most identifying traits of the artifact armor tomorrow yes
>nexutu exupanson is producer yoshida vacation exupanson>prease do not rook forward to it>fakka you kisama
>>737495195UNLESS the poster job isn't a new one, in which case they probably won't bother hiding the new AF armor, same deal as Monk in Stormblood
>>737495031teaser with the name reveal duh
>>737479889>first time a shitty emote is in America>Limited to cities that maybe have 1-3 locations>If you're in fly over country>Never get itIt's like Yoshi Piss doesn't understand America. He'd have had better luck with KFC, not Jollibee.
>>737495297You can order the collab merch online and get the code
>>737495297It'll probably end up in the shop eventually like the pizza emote.
>>737481067>bloated ad>for>VR bullshitDoes Nippsan really?
>>737479889So with the merch you can buy instead of food for the emote can you get it outside the u.s? Is the merch even good?
>>737495297They probably did try KFC and KFC of America told them to fuck off, the chicken collab was originally for that when Japan got it. KFC of Japan is notoriously way nicer about crossovers and promotionals since they don't hate money.
BETS ON THE WOL's next JOB for the upcoming expansion? New job? Old job?
>>737480056I tried some flip spaghetti sauce once and it was awful, but I recently heard somebody suggest to somebody else to go check out the flip food at an event and they told them to avoid the spaghetti, so I guess it's just that one thing that's bad.
>>737495424mystic knight
>>737495297American KFC is nasty
>>737495424I'd guess either it's some holy job to pair alongside Zero and contrast the Void, or it's another "evil" job like Reaper is to go along with the voidEvil job would have to be a new one, holy job would have to be Paladin again, White Mage (not likely), or a new job
>>737495424Reaper if void expansion.New tank if not.
>>737495528*Evil job would have to be a new one or Reaper,
>tfw still waiting for another hate based antagonistCome onnnnnnnnnnnn, Nidhogg being mad as fuck was great.If you really need something more meaningful make it hate born from love like an Asura's Wrath type deal.
Dead game
>braindead mmo drones>worshipping corpo slop productsof course
>>737493625Sex with Ryne and Gaia, you say?
>>737495424Depends on the theme, probably a new tank if there is one. For the theme, I expect us to actually not be shard hopping (at least not as much and not specifically to the void) for a full expac. I'm guessing Islabard proper with all the setup, specifically that one Gra'ha Tia line about crossing the salt in the 7.5 trailer makes me think that way. Maybe the implication is different in other languages but I think we're going to Corvos and some of the surrounding area leading us to Blindfrost at the end for some big lore reveals since it was in the EW Emet list.
>>737496073two boring girls that go boring together
Alisaie buttshot in the trailer confirmed
>>737493625>>737496073Zero will cuck Gaia.
>>737496161Sex with Ryne, Gaia, and Alisaie, you say?
>>737496073Ryne was the best thing to happen to XIV, I will never forgive them for taking our hebe redhead away from us.
>>737496341This game really doesn't have much for the crowd that cruises schools for chicks, huh
>>737495297How fucking stupidly big are American cities that having 3 locations of one fast food chain is too little?
>>737496456There's Alisaie.
>>737496547She's legal so she's off the table for most loli hunters, I'd guess.
>>737496457Jollibee's isn't a very present chain here in the States and also we are an entire continent.
>>737496547AI is so gay
>>737496703I don't recall if a source was ever found for that edit, I'm pretty sure it was made while AI image-gen was still pumping out ghoulish Will Smiths eating french fries instead of pumping out mediocre porn.
>>737496457There are 83 Jollibees in the US, 35 of which are in California. The country is 9.83 million square kilometers.
>>737496457its a foreign chain
>>737481067wow I really want to play final fantasy now.
>>737493738It can be anything. If its something good I have something to look forward to. If its bad Ill laugh at it with you guys in these threads. Win-win.
>>737497531Third and likeliest possibility: it's good and some people show up to rant that it's actually bad for seven hours, and don't understand why they're being laughed at
>>737496628>>737496995Not the pointIn most civilized countries most chains would have 1 location in a city, and there'd be no need for any more
>>737479889That bee always creeped me out
>>737498019American cities are fucktarded huge because they're designed to be traveled by car and car companies successfully lobbied to make "more walkable" city planning illegal
>>737494554it'll probably be another test omega has for you. or maybe the simulation of kefka got too out of control for omega to handlethat being said idk why people are so dead set on it being kefka and the warring triad and not a nostalgia ultimate with kefka, exdeath, etc
>>737498260I could see it being a Sigmascape ultimate or a general Omegascape ultimate that dead-stops before Omega himself, at either God Kefka or at Midgardsormr
>>737496579Then Khloe I guess.
>>737498260my personal out of nowhere guess is it being an overall ff6 themed ultimate, with things besides kefka or the warring triad
>>737496456as you can clearly see by the same 7 years old ryne pics getting reposted ad nauseum. the legitimately mentally ill have lalafells though.>>737496579>she's old so pedos don't carethis kinda clashes hard with their "but judge it's just a drawing! it doesn't have an age!" excuse
>>737498789"Thousand year old loli" or lolibaba really are excuses in my experience with both of them, people get fucking pissed when those characters don't act like more generic lolis and instead act their age
They would need a massive soul transfusion to make me resub
>>737494264>changes nothing and just another ultimate that’s less than 5% OG players doKill all ultimates and add more chaotics and extremes
>>737479889why does that grass look like a ffxiv texture?
>>737498929>just another ultimate that’s less than 5% OG players doBut they scream the loudest when they aren't catered to
>>737499082Yea that’s why I fucking hate them and raidfags, ignore 90%+ of the game just to be annoying and they don’t care when content doesn’t increase ilvl
the game's play loop fucking sucks>do raid>only reward for raid is gear>only use for the gear is to do the raid again but a little faster this time
>>737499356I don't raid because I don't care about BiS, I play the game to have fun.
>>737492084>>737492230He's not really new.
the real question is what would the final phase of the new ult even be? super god kefka? will him and the warring triad all fuse together or some shit?
>>737499394This, mainly.
>>737480980Raising Cane's is incredibly overhyped so I don't think that's a "I don't like fried chicken" thing. It's like someone who doesn't know how to season fucking chicken tenders or food in general just opened up a restaurant for all the other basic, crackerjack white people in places like Utah and Wyoming and they loved it. If people have to add a semblance of flavor by eating the chicken with the fucking coleslaw you know it's just shit food.
>>737499476he's now lead localiser instead of just localiser
>>737499534Anyone is better than Kate, now we just need to replace Hiroi.
>>737499476dang why did Kate become lead if he's been there since ARR
>>737499530The chicken is plain because its made to go with the Cane's sauceCane' is great. Only thing that sucks is if you get it to-go, they put it in Styrofoam and it makes everything soggy if left closed too long
>>737499530wypipo aint even use dish soap on dey chikin
>>737499534see >>737492664>Paul: My name is Paul Chandler, and I'm one of the English translation leads for FFXIV. I guess maybe he wasn't LEAD-lead and now he is, but whatever.I do agree that I've seen no sign of you-know-who, but I don't know if that indicates that Paul is /ourguy/ yet. He seems chill from the vid, though.
>>737494264>>737494554>everyone still thinks it's just Kefka UltimateFucking retards.
>>737499356I play treasure maps
>>737499530White people steamrolled your entire civilization for some spices
>>737499807why is Kefka there then
>>737499696Oh yeah, that's right. It's incredibly overhyped because it's all reliant on orgasming over muh sawwwce but if you don't like that then it's just shit. I ate it in the restaurant the one time I had it and would only do so again if it was offered and I had nothing else to eat.
>>737499840As bait. You may have noticed that Yoshida didn't go into the first phase of the ultimate like he usually does. And they didn't show the name or preview image on the live letter slides. All this even after teasing with Kefka. It's not just Kefka. He's just part of a trio or something.WoL fuses with Hades into the Warrior of Darkness and summons FF villain.
>>737499831White people saw "CRO" carved into a tree, an abandoned settlement, and English-featured children in the nearby Croatoan tribe and wondered "DURHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO DA SETTLEMENT" for centuries.
>>737495172Newfag or retarded
Evil Aerith.
>>737493738It would be doom kino. I would love it but for the absolute shit show it would cause.
>>737494178>My first one I bird dogged someone's wife the first night and fucked a femboy Bridget cosplayer the next.You fucked a man?
>>737500012White people made that story up to sell to retards like you. It never happened.
>>737500012Your shit brown culture has never produced anything of worth and the only reason you can post here seething about wypipo is because we mistakenly gifted you with it.
What did you guys do in Final Fantasy today?
>>737500203I don't know if I'd call her evil yet.
What do (You) expect from the Fan Fest?What do (You) want from the Fan Fest?
>>737501071>What do (You) expect from the Fan Fest?Disappointment>What do (You) want from the Fan Fest?Ryne
>>737495463i'm pretty sure it's just ketchup
Did you know the Garlean Republic was reestablished as the Garlean Empire in 1522 6AE?
>>737501131>RynePablo... grow the FUCK. UP!
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>>737501549Like watching a man try to do CPR on roadkill with this one.
>>737501131Ryne, you say?
>>737501749Something about that post got you touchy?
>>737501784I miss them.
>>737501071Expect: to finally be freeWant: dawntrail decanonized, all voidsent content mandatory, ryne gaia alisae 4 way, conquistador redo, horizontal progression
>>737501784>>737501873They're joining the party in Pyrewolves.
>>737501836"Touchy" and the same Sphene picture as every other time is an interesting way of saying you can't think of any new posts. No more free handouts after me.
>>737502001What did you do in Final Fantasy today?
>>737502073THERE IT ISCHAT JIPPITY ASSSay the next line now
I don't understand what's the obsession with Kate, even without her Dawntrail story would've been ass.
>>737502486Who's Chat Jippity? I've never seen that character in Final Fantasy before. Was it someone you did roulettes with when you played the game today?
Final Fantasy XIV Pyrehail>Viking>Berserker>visit Aerslaent & Blindfrost>it's stressed that verticality is a big feature in every PH zone
>>737502638rainbow haired strawman for culture warriors to obsess over
>>737502638The second half of DT and the post-DT MSQ updates were peak sci-fi kino though. Maybe it's just because I'm a big fan of Blade Runner and Tron, but it was exactly my cup of tea.
>>737502638she picked a fight with us
>>737502638She's a culture warrior who saw her job as an opportunity to push her ideology rather than make a quality product, therefore she needed to be removed. It's that simple.
>>737481067>newfags just now finding out about JP commercials and think they can shit on them LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGjZdyTplGk
>>737479998jollibee chicken is quite good and the flip ladies at the counter are always very nice.
>>737500285That’s what I said yeah.
>Pyrehail>logo art features a jagged mountain cliff with red accentsWhat's Yoshi-P trying to tell us?
>>737503082Watashi no macu da
>>737503396
What the helly, where's Wuk xisters??? This is the PC case commemorating Dawntrail!!!
Even if there isn't hard proof of it I am thoroughly convinced that kate pushed for (((authenticity))) in the depiction of tural as a setting which lead to the horribly trite worldbuilding of DT. So I blame her specifically and hope she got fired.
>>737501071>What do (You) expect from the Fan Fest?"ohayo miinasan we're going throw away the story before dawntrail in a desperate bid to appeal to zoomers that doesn't really work because we're not an endgame-game">What do (You) want from the Fan Fest?More of the same except the base story is not as bad as 7.0 was and maybe the time between the .0 and .2 patch isn't such a slump
If they don't announce a complete job rework tomorrow the game is actually dead.
>>737502638She's very abrasive, obviously and proudly politically driven and incompetent.I'm not even a "KATE KATE KATEE KATE SHE'S IN MY WALLS SHE'S UNDER MY BED SHE'S GONNA GET ME KAAAATEE" type of neurotic, but even I find her kind of unlikeable and guilty of openly (she admits to it) using XIV as a vehicle for her progressive politics.
>faggots actually go out of there way to get these retarded sponsorship rewards that look stupid and out of place in gameGlad i'll never be this much of a pay piggy.
>>737504710>I'm not evenWhenever someone says that, they absolutely are.
>>737504456Who the fuck cares?Where the fuck is Sphene?
>>737504892Nah, I actually try to avoid it most of the time when people bring up Kate. It's a topic upon which I begrudgingly agree with schizos.Except I don't want her hanging from a rope or anything. I just want her away from the things I like.
>>737503082>>737503396>>737503951Char’s theme is so good. Timeless even. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gH3WQQZCA3A&list=RDgH3WQQZCA3A&start_radio=1&pp=ygULQ2hhcnMgdGhlbWWgBwE%3D
>>737504456KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>737479889The Moogle shirt actually looks pretty decent and the concept itself is just funny, but I'm not tossing $40 for that shit.
>>737504456why not use a regular case if you're gonna cover 2/3s of the glass
>>737493738Honestly a Dawntrail redo with the competent writing of 7.3 and 7.4 could be neato.Winter vacation!
>>737505762I don't think anyone would wanna pay 40 dollars and have their 2 to 2.5 year wait amount to a rewrite to Dawntrail.
Jollibee is the perfect fried chicken. The chicken pieces are huge and it just tastes "clean" without a million weird seasonings. It comes with gravy if the chicken is too plain for you, or you can pair it with spaghetti or the weird but tasty shrimp noodles.
Do people really get laid at cons? I used to go Comic Con and I never got laid or even close, and the people I knew who went never got laid either
>>737505209>I just want her away from the things I like.This, but suspended from a rope around her (snapped) neck.
>>737505930Yes anon. Any con at all will have lots of sex. If anyone has it, could you post the rin kagamine pasta?
>>737505930The last place I'd wanna get laid would be at a con.It's all neets - fat or thin, but all equally unhygienic and socially maladjusted.
>>737486241>fluffy paizuri
>>737506072>Any con at all will have lots of sex.How? Do you just go up to girls and talk with them and invite them back to your place?
>>737502638shit localiseralso the reason the Fae and Dragons are "non-binary"
>>737506173You cosplay as someone who would have in character sex with her character
>Flip food is so awful their only cultural relevance is an even shittier kfc with dogshit sweet spaghetti
>>737491512>first fanfest on stage>mangles yoship's translations>that dagger eyed stare afterwardsCan't wait until she ropes
>>737506332Yeah, that was bad. Yoship knows far more English than he lets on
Bros, Fanfest is tomorrow and Kate hasn't posted anything about it....I'm starting to worry
>>737506332Any vids of it?
>>737494178You didn’t do shit nigger
>>737495297Guess you'll just have to wait a year+ for it to go on Mogstation
>>737479998jollibee is god tierfuck you dude.their chicken isnt bland and actually juicy
>>737506208Dragons aren't nonbinary, they're physically asexual and that's always been the case since HW.
>>737480209>clearly she is fired or moved to other projectLike the other anon, I think she is 100% still at Square Enix and still probably in the same role, maybe she even got a raise, she's just not public facing anymore because now she has received death threats and she is already a protected class of person. From Kate's perspective, she is still winning (probably)
>>737502653Awful. Mainly the jobs though that would make it terrible.
I want EW DRG backMORE OGCDSMORE REAL JUMPSDRAGON SIGHTLIFE OF THE DRAGONEYES
>>737506239So if I go as Joker from P5 I'm gonna fuck all the hot Anns?
>>737506656I can't be assedMiddle to last part of the DT reveal fanfeat
>>737506770asexual means you're not attracted to anyone or anythingyou can't be "physically asexual"
>>737507169I hope this helps you in your long journey to learn English.
>>737506384It would be ridiculous to think he doesn’t understand a lot of English if only because he’s allowing someone to live translate while he give s a presentation. The person doing so late or otherwise isn’t important enough to be given full trust
>>737495297>could feasibly drive to a Jollibee>was always kind curious about it but there just aren't really any that exist>don't really wanna spend $20 on fucking fast food>don't care about the emote eitherIt is what it is. >>737496457>How fucking stupidly big are American citiesI live in Texas. My state is almost as big as your entire continent.
>>737507228*kate or otherwise
>>737507373And its also mostly semi desert and shrubland, congrats.
>>737507373Even then, the big cities like Dallas and Houston are what, only about 3 million people?
i would go to try the food and get a code even though I'm not planning on resubbing till 7.55 but the nearest jolibee is 50 minutes away in niggerville (Jamacia, Queens)Though i wanna try their food more than xiv codes
>>737507373Difference is, Europe has history, nature and culture.
>>737507450>Weird passive aggressive hostility You sure showed him anon
>>737507537Say that again, pardner.
>>737507450no it isn'talso texas forests are real and ancient unlike your boring european forestsyou wiped out all your cryptids over some silly wars
>>737507450I don't understand why you're mad. Someone who is unfamiliar with America asked how big things are. Things are BIG. Euros are speaking in terms of "cities" with regards to locations and time and distance. That's not how things work in America. There are only a few cities in America that you speak about in terms of them being cities, places like LA or New York being examples.
>>737507373>my state is almost as big as your entire continentbrother, maps are not perfectly 2d
>>737507687Europeans can't grasp how huge America is.Americans can't grasp how old Europe is.
>>737507764>Americans can't grasp how old Europe is.You're still going. Someone asked a question, so I tried to explain it. It's that simple. Why are Euros so insecure?
>>737507737another one for good measure
>>737479889Is Jollibee good? There's only like 20 in the country
>>737507737>>737507883You're not accounting for the Earth's rotation
>Pyrehail>Aerslaent & Blindfrost
>>737479998if it's in california they're made by mexican illegal hands bro
>>737508038PYREWOLVES SAILPYREWOLVES TRAILPYREWOLVES HOWL AS THEY TELL THEIR TALEWOLVES ON THE HUNT THROUGH THE PYREHAIL
So one leak is saying Pyrehail. Another is saying "Fate" is in the title. Another leak is saying 13th + Garlemald. But Pyrehail is saying Aerslaent. Which is it?
Was kfc not available for a collab or something?Why did they pick that shit chain instead of kfc like they did with nips?
>>737508317DawntrailPyrehailCultistwailYoshitpissfail
>>737508317They're all fake and gay and everyone's killing time shit posting before we have real info
>>737508416my game theory is that Jolibee approached SE and went "eeeey we'll give you X amount of money for us to collab" because these collabs makes MONEY
Anon who helped setup the the Anaheim convention center for fanfest. I also play the game and got to see some goodies relating to the next xpac. I'm also on break from registering people for their passes. I only saw one fit whitedude but he was with an asian girl. Everyone else is literally fat. I thought this playerbase had attractive people.
>>737508929as an attractive woman, i quit the game before i could finish the dawntrail msq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGE1-I2T6YRemember how excited we were?
>>737509108tits or gtfo
>>737508929>I also play the gameThen you should already know what to expect from burger fanfests, poser.
>>737509169Yeah
>>737494554Easy.You have two options.In Kefka's dimension everything either played out exactly like it did in FF VI or it's similar to Eorzea and Kefka was a part of the Allagan empire.
They should give yawntrail the shadowlands treatment and retcon it out of existence. And while they're at it bring Venat back.
>>737509183I didn't start playing the game until 2021 lil gup. Thanks to the literal roach king Asmongold.
>>737508929>I thought this playerbase had attractive people.
>>737509356And Vegas fanfest was in 2023, put more effort to it.
>>737509461>if you didn't do x thing then y thing don't matterman you really are stupid must be a tranny.
>>737509169I was excited for every single launch and ended up disappointed every time after stormblood.
>>737508929I'm watching a streamer and I've seen many normal non fats so you musty be exaggerating
~A little bit of Alisaie in my life,a little bit of Gaia by my side,a little bit of Ryne is all I need,a little bit of Speen is what I see~
>>737506332Oh yeah, what was that about? Was this the Emet thing that she just refused to translate, or something else?
>>737509917>SpeenThink you mean peen. You want to see peen.
>>737506851Dragon Sight sucked ass and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.The only problem I have with DRG now is that they took away my Nastrond charges.And maybe that we have a glide when we're a jumping job. Just bring Spineshatter back without damage and make it utility.
>>737508929
>>737509917>WoL is not a hagmaxxer:(
>tranfest 2026Is anyone even really still interested after this game flopped and acked?
>>737510000dragon sight was kinoit looked super cool and felt good visually buffing a frenjumping with it would make it visually jump with you too, on top of having a cool icon, everything about it was just soulful coolness now drg is anti-cool and looks visually stalelance charge is the most boring buff in the game needs to be replaced with old dragon sight WITH the tether
>>737510110~a little of 'Shtola in the sun,a little bit of F'lhaminn all night long,a little bit of Venat here I am,a little bit of (you) makes me your man~
So we're not getting job reworks in 8.0 right? They're going to say it's coming but it'll never actually happen.
>>737510328Yoshida lies as easily as he breath. We've known this since ARR.
>>737510328Its possible we areIts also possible he says the process is taking longer than expected
>>737509169I still like this version of the theme more than the completed one. It's simpler.
>>737479889>Wish you were here, /v/!Just because you have to suffer through it doesn't mean you should wish such misery on every one else.
>>737510298Never mind, we're back in business.
>>737509917Holy based.
>>737510328Probably nothing on the level of what people were expecting/demanding.
>>737510601God, I love Sphene.I already loved Alisaie, Gaia and Ryne, but I'm glad to bring her into the fold.Well, in spirit. Square said "no lol".
>>737510298good>>737510601bad
>yoship walks on stage>dressed in new job garb>absorbs the praise from the fans>turns on his mic>utters the phrase "Wake up!" in perfect english>stage goes dark>flashes of our adventures >pic holds on a wol frozen in stasis in a void>4 sets of eyes open up>trailer ends>"Prease wercum, Pyahhairu.">>737510251You have that image of a cat getting his eyes yanked out by two dragoons?
>>737509183Zenos yay
>>737510746Why not both?
>>737510328The job rework is real. Stop being a doomer.
>>737510801>PyahhairuBORN FROM PYRESTORM OF HAIL
>>737510601Just rubbed one out to this. Thanks for your service.
>>737510746I like both.>>737510860But I'd choose top over bottom if I had to pick.
>>737507489In the same way Paris only has 2 million people
>>737479998I tried jollibee for the first time last week, it was decent stuff actually
I need to have foursome with the Senna siblings.
>>737510236Ironically, there is a small group of people who are obsessed with hating it 24/7They are its biggest fans
>>737510860I just realized...Sphene for me is to the young girls group what Venat was to the older women group.These fuckers did it again, and again they cucked me.
>>737511182Holy fucking basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/9vnsql.jpg
>>737508929If you see a fat phillipino bitch with glasses it's probably my FC leader
>>737511324>aiyou're a nigger, you're the biggest retard gorilla nigger i've ever seen
Is Jollibee good?
>>737511620>flip foodnot unless you're a 3rd worlder
>>737511581You were always going to shitpost no matter what anything was.
>>737481067japs are the cattle that enjoy adswesterners are the cattle that enjoy fastfoodtwo birds one stone bravo nolan
>>737511324Nice Patreon links.
>>737511324>picrelthem hips
I hope they announce cross DC PF.The one time apparently I had to transfer to the DC where you can play the game since it was open, I had no interest in the game.
>>737511324>aijeet posting regularly in a xiv generaljoke writes itself
>>737509917>>737510298Thanks now I'm gonna have the song stuck in my head all dayasshole
>>737512352Every single thing you said is wrong.
>>737512249as a euro player i really hope this doesn't happenLight is just filled with
Tomorrow will be a busy day for the janny
>>737512249i want them to remove DC travel
>>737512621did you.... aislop /v/ threads
>>737512621Only because he and his cohorts will be frantically shitposting on cooldown.
>>737512621>>737512856here is a real previous example
>>737512621holy shit you AI niggers are retarded>>737512856yes he did
>>737512621WAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T USE /VG/WAAAAAH LET ME HAVE A THREAD ON VEE NOW!!!!!
>>737512976damn dude this is how you spend your time on earth
>>737512907>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPkek
>>737512621This is why we had so many janny's pet threads back to back past few days, it's creating pretense (As if he needs one) that 'you've had too many threads the past week, no more' so they can just summarily delete all fanfest threads on sight (again, as if he needs an excuse)
>>737513059What did he mean by this?
>>737512856>>737512938don't be so mad, I was just testing it.
>>737513224what a strangely specific AI tool
>>737513224post hands
>>737513084>This is why we had so many janny's pet threads back to back past few daysA couple things I noticed:>used to be blatant Yoshida shitpost "generals" nonstop>eventually these morphed into "imminent" threads, illegal pet "general" threads allowed to exist solely to shitpost>nonstop XIV threads that past few days, and like 4 of them in a row used that LuckyBancho image>there was a brief period where there was no XIV thread, and instead it was a XVI shitpost thread, but it died because he stopped bumping and samefagging it>now two (2) XIV general threads today, both allowed to exist, both shitpost threadsI think they will allow at least one fanfest thread, just so that they can shitpost on cooldown in it. They can't deprive themselves of their raison d'etre.
>>737513084moreso janny's pet is gonna make threads with or without manufactured consent and lots of people don't recognize the signs or just don't care
Are wowsissies crying in this thread too?
>>737512621>>737512907Ok, but the difference this time is they're not riding in on a community high, where a lot of people were sucking off XIV. They're now more riding in on a lot of people are bitter about 7.0 and are expecting something amazing to be announced.
>>737513449They are always crying in any XIV thread. XIV threads are only allowed to exist on /v/ if a mod or janny (or mod/janny appointed schizo) is crying in them.
>>737513337I expect fanfest threads to just get purged nonstop until fanfest is over and then the shitposting sits in (regardless of whether the fanfest actually had anything good) so threads can be made again.We can't have a modicum of positivity or optimism regarding this game on /v/.
>>737510860>>737510601The inclusion of Gaia ruins these
>>737511324Can Padjal get pregnant?
>>737512372i'm sorry anon. at least you'll think of cute girls.>>737511050hot. wish I could've watched.
>>737513547prease understand, ped-- HEBEphiles don't have much material with this game
You are mentally ill.
>>737481067>Final Fantasy XIII ad>modern Nissan with a VR headsetWhen was this ad made?
I'm looking forward to the cosplay showcase with you guysLast year's was fun
>>737511620It's even worse slop than American KFC. It's like the difference between Dominos and Little Caesar's.
>>737479889Jollibee sucks
>>737513679little caesar's is great for its prive point so this is hardly damning
>>737512621janny is going to see red
>>737513679There's no fucking way that KFC is Dominos and Jollibee is Little Caesar's. That can't be possible. The meal they want you to buy is fucking $20, and KFC is trash. Surely you mean that Jollibee is the Dominos and KFC is the Little Caesar's, right?
>>737513616That's bullshit. Where's Kann-E-Senna? Arya? The slut from the AST quests?
>>737513224Adopt the tripcode, browny.
>>737513547>Not liking GaiaWhat are you gay?
>>737513812>Kann-E-Sennahas few fans and even fewer people aware she's not actually super young>Arya>pedophiles actually playing the game they fap to>AST questsbetrothed to someone already
>>737495685Sorry anon, we can't have simple but well-executed antagonists like Nidhogg and Ilberd anymore. Ever since Emet got popular with tumblr trannies, all antagonists need to talk about their feelings and have a sob backstory and then they are redeemed after the last dungeon that they narrate over which shows a collapsing civilization.
>>737513890she looks pretty fucked up
>>737513926>fewer people aware she's not actually super youngPeople think she's super young? She acts her age and doesn't look any younger than late teen at least. If you read the story at all you'd know she's an adult.
>>737506851>>737510000>>737510251>hit sprout with Dragon Sight>they run away
>>737513949Calyx is good
>>737513949digi-spheen did not redeem her gift card
>>737508929>I thought this playerbase had attractive people.FFXIV is full of stupid looking, overcompensating edgelord characters wearing "cool" (boring) glamours and degenerates who are either naked or in leather outfits.No one normal plays FFXIV (in the west) and if they did it would have more cultural relevance outside of the 1-2 years that NORMAL streamers got it popular before it died out again.
>>737513890Gaia looks like a modbeast character.
>>737514213>normal streamers>asmongold the vermin king
>>737513949Ilberd was kind of a sob backstory case and "doing bad things for good reasons", though.As for unrepentantly bad, I guess we had Athena and Zoraal Ja. But those you could also argue were driven by their complexes.Valigarmanda was literally just an animal driven by instinct.As was Zeromus, essentially.And the Doom Train.
>>737513890she makes my pp the big pp
>>737513679Little Caesar's is good
>>737514281t-minus 3 seconds until you get called a tranny for saying something bad about asmongold
>>737514296Doomtrain was a sentient being trapped in a body he couldn't control being forced to drive in circles for 400 years.
>Kills off Nophica the first chance he gotThat should have been everyones major redflag that Hiori was shit at his job.
>>737514281tranny
>>737513949It doesn't make any sense to me that Ilberd wanted to fight us in the Aetherial Sea. He got everything he wanted and we even liberated his homeland for him. He should be thanking us.
>>737514364Holy shit that's a big victim complex.
>>737514451It's not Ilberd you fight in Aitiascope. The only actual soul you meet there is Minfilia. Everything else is a stray memory.
>>737514439kike
>>737479889Jollibee Chicken sucks ass so much. I'd rather eat Church's Chicken and thats saying something.
>>737514405Fair point.
>>737514163>Calyx is good
>>737514578Church's is ghetto af but their biscuits are good
>>737514410He gave us Zero tho, who is far superior to a generic titcow that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. The 12 are just relics from 1.0.
>>737514163Calyx is a bitch and an asshole. He's also not very threatening as a villain.
>>737514595Everyone loved to hate that little shit Asahi.Though Calyx already got humbled and is now just a doomer.
>>737514578Church's is good thougheverbeit
>>737514410Did Hiroi work on Myths? I thought side content stories were worked on by different people.
>>737514612Exactly. Every Church's I've been too is more ghetto than KFC or Popeyes. I'd rather risk getting robbed by black people than eat at Jollibee.>>737514709Like the other anon said only the biscuits.
>>737514578For me it's Cane's, Church's, and Popeyes. Can never go wrong with them.
>>737514703>He gave us Zero tho, who is far superiorStopped reading there, KYS
>>737514769there's no parent analogue in myths so it wasn't written by him
>>737515184fair point lolreal-sphene hasn't bitched about her bad relationship with her parentsand neither has calyx (yet)though we did get the krile family stuff
>>737515137Nophica doesn't even look like a man and she sure as fuck doesn't have any manly fart stink. Grow the fuck up and get an interesting waifu Pablo.
>>737514364Do you really get flayed alive for saying bad things about Asmongold in the WoWtranny's designated XIV shitpost thread on /v/?
>>737514163>calyx is goodCalyx is the stupidest written character in all of ff14 and im tired of fujos pretending otherwise>Written to be the smartest smart guy who ever smarted around this entire dimension>His super smart plan? Thats right, its the same fucking plan as the robot sphene>The plan graha tia literally explains cant work even if he succeeds>but also now he has an additional step 1 of "Fight the fucking WoL" >After this fails (obviously) he has an entire cutscene where he goes "Gee im normally not this fucking retarded. Oh well, guess ill die.">They bring his ass back literally next patch anywaySo fucking dumb.
>>737515291Good thing you were trolling, I was going to have a fucking aneurysm
>>737515495asmongold is a heckin based crusader against wokies and troonsergo if you have anything negative to say about him (even if it pertains to the topic) you are a seething troon or something of the like
>>737498019Even if space weren't an issue the population is. We have some chains with restaurants within 5 mins from each other because the lines would get ridiculous during lunch or rush hour if you only had one spot to go to.
>>737515508He's not even the shittiest villain.Vauthry, Ran'jit, Thordan and Nidhogg are all lamer.I guess you could add Asahi to that as well.Oh and of course Zoraal Ja.
>>737515508>His super smart plan? Thats right, its the same fucking plan as the robot spheneCalyx knew the Endless plan couldn't work, he says so to himself at the end of 7.2 and he was just trying to figure out what the next evolution of the concept should be. The point of Robo-Speen was to make her activate the cum chalice, any extra aether obtained in the process was a bonus but not the final goal.
>>737515632>vauthry>lamehe's literally perfect
>>737515632Vauthry is kino you dumb faggot.
>>737515851He's fine.He serves his purpose.But that's about it.>>737515917>i am emet's science project and i have a god complex because my daddy told me i was specialNo one's going to say Vauthry is anywhere near their favorite villain. Again: he's fine.
>>737515632Ranjit and Nidhogg are kino of the highest calibers. Ranjit is easily the most underrated part of SHB and proves cutscene skippers existed before the WoW exodus.
Will we fix Calyx with hope and friendship in the next patch and/or expansion?
>>737516040If you say so.>>737516056I doubt it. He's probably going to end up being a dungeon or trial boss or be disposed of in a cutscene.Halmarut may not end up being treated as an ultimate antagonist, but I don't expect any absolution for Calyx. Neither does he want it.Neither do the players want it.
Is there any chance that the 7.5 trailer stuff we see includes parts of the 7.56 parts of the MSQ that we won't see until September, or do you think the trailer only has MSQ part 1 portions in it?
>>737513949seething mhiggers lmao.
>>737514451Coping mhiggers as he seethes in hell.
Has enough time passed that we can officially acknowledge Endwalker as the worst expansion by a pretty significant margin?
>>737516510For what reason?
>>737516510I honestly forgot about EW and thought it was a small part of SB2.
>>737516056depends on how he feels about Halmarut really. if he's going to backstab her the instant that he can then he'll die off pretty early, probably around 105 dungeon as the first half of the msq's antagonist. if he's ok with her, then he'll just be the tsukkomi to halmarut's boke.i think the other plausible path is that Halmarut is actually antagonistic as fuck. Think Crystal Exarch if he wasn't lying. if its Hiroi, she'll be blood related to a fallen ascian, possibly Elidibusmaybe she doesn't want to restore the ancients but to reset the world from scratch
>>737516510Yeah but you can't convince the twitch MSQ vampires who don't actually play the game.
>>737516510People will argue that DT is the worst expansions by a pretty significant margin. Honestly, both have been horrible, but at least EW gave closure to a 10 year story.
The Proud Pedos have touched down at FFXIV FanFest 2026
I hate this game mode...
ShB>EW>SB>HS>ARR
>>737516510What metric?>storyStormblood and Dawntrail had worse base stories.Shadowbringers's had just as many shitty patch stories (5.1, 5.4, 5.5)>contentHeavensward
>>737516679DAMN! Cocoli Coli looks like THAT?!
Who's ready to return to the Void and be a big damn hero!?
>>737516679Okay which one of you is this
>>737516714HW's content was all an improvement on what was available in ARR. EW's was all a step backwards from both ShB and SB. Therefore, EW's content was worse.
>>737516731is he a mentor who's a lala, or is he a mentor of lalas?and no, i'm not going to fanfest. didn't win the drawing. and there's no way in hell i'd wear a hoodie advertising i'm from balmung
>>737516510no thats dawntrail and half of stormblood
>>737516785HW didn't even really have anything of note to do until like 3.3 or so.
>>737516778>Lalafell>WHM>BalmungIt's literally Big Coco
West We're going WestWe're all West of Wolves NowWolves Wolves with benisesWe're all Fucking Gay Now Still We Forge AheadFor Tomorrow For The Wolfbussy
>>737516714Sb was the first time i cutscene skip. all the gook fish face homo asahi scenes with his boring whore sister. Stupid mhigger niddhog eyes retardation and the zenos tranny slop. Also alisaie was dumb. Stormslop was just boring and holy shit dawntrail was even worse.
>>737516918I actually didn't hate the SB patch story.But the base story put me to sleep for the most part.
>>737516753>ugly aisloppa>probably femroekys
>>737516918
So now that we can have hoods with hair, can they finally give us Fandaniel's hood as a glam item? (it's just the Cryptlurker Maiming headpiece without the helm bit)
>>737516814>>737516842one minute apart
>>737516918I clocked out during all of the mhigger resistance bits. Couldn't give less of a shit about them.
>>737516960I'm going through it with an alt now. It's more the first third of the main campaign that I dislike. Where we have to teach Lyse the important lesson that it's perfectly acceptable for people to put themselves first and have different priorities than her.
>>737517009actually thats 30 seconds. which is now eternal proof that that poster has a 4chan pass
>>737516996this cunt was so unlikeable lol
>>737516753F A T
>>737517120
>>737517037I'm gonna be very brave by regurgitating what is pretty much consensus, but nearly everything to do with Gyr Abania sucked to me. Ruby Sea was awful to me (except based Susano), Yanxia was a shitpit, Gosetsu was cool, Hien is boring. Azim Steppe was cool.
>>737517120That was the point, boyo. Unless you meant unfuckable, in which case you'd be a homo.
>>737517173She looks like she'd smell and feel gross.Probably all the dried up old men semen and period-emboldened bitterness.
>>737516814I'd be more ashamed to admit I posted on 4chinchin desu
>>737517236gotta hide your powerlevel anon
>>737516686Pvp achievements are the only ones that make me feel like this
>it gets better in chinkville!Nah. Nah. All of stormblood was dogshit until everyone started passing out. Im glad they skipped the garlenigger stuff.
>>737517298I'm gonna catch flack for saying it, but I hate Zenos.The character does nothing for me.Stormblood was so shit that Zenos was a high point in it.
>>737516842>once in a lifetime event to make the threads betterHe better watch his fucking back
I really liked Alexandria. It's a shame it'll always be associated with the most dogshit expansion and forever tarnished.
>>737517415You can pick and choose what you like. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.I like a lot of things in Shadowbringers, but the trolley shit is awful.
>>737517492I liked when they raped the lore in Shadowbringers and turned it into boys love club. So peak! Best expansion by far bro!
>>737516778Not me. I stay incognito mainly, these were the cards I got for my ticket. Also were they expecting us to have the wristbands on for the next days straight? Had to wiggle it off and undo it cause fuck that.
>>737517607>I liked when they raped the lore in ShadowbringersFlying pigs fixing tempering?
>>737517630>Also were they expecting us to have the wristbands on for the next days straight?Imagine all the lardos who aren't gonna shower the whole time because they think they have to keep it on.
>>737517630>That AlisaiecuteCUTE>card with wuk on ithumiliation ritual
>>737517735Wait, how does it work anyway? Get new ones each day?
>>737517415Most stuff is not all bad or all good.>>737517168My one controversy is not for here but for other circles and Hien did nothing wrong, he was right to forgive the brothel owner. Where you stand on that is a shibboleth taste and how you want XIV to go, frankly.Never going to get that kind of writing back again though. It's now a rearguard action of whether it's literal stephen universe shit or softened edges "cosmic horrors not human horrors" like SHB or END.I guess excepting Valens or whatever the burn out the bad pedo was but that was just rendering it in mustache twirling good vs bad.
>>737517823I don't know but there's no way they expect it to be locked onto your wrist for three days straight. Just tie it back on or something when you go tomorrow.
>>737515508His plan for dealing with (You) was fine, he was sabotaged by the writers that wanted to wrap it up in one patch AND have Wuk be the hero. Beyond that there probably should have been more hints to him existing and pulling the strings during the expansion but the writers clearly had no clue what they were doing.>Oh look here come the dragons
>>737517735/ourboys/ deserve to have the rule of the roost friend.
>>737490391Expect it in the mogstation at some point thatll be 30 dollarydoos and for a single character
>>737517168I'm going to take a blunter approach and say I hated the expansion being split across two locations, I think the story is far more enjoyable when you lock it down to a set location and don't stray beyond it.
>>737517945>I guess excepting Valens or whatever the burn out the bad pedo was but that was just rendering it in mustache twirling good vs bad.That's what they needed to easily make Gaius look good by comparison.
>>737517958>Beyond that there probably should have been more hints to him existing and pulling the strings during the expansion but the writers clearly had no clue what they were doing.I'll give you a point there.The spooky shadow-government 'Preservation' really just ended up being Calyx, some robots, the corpses of some of his own scientists he had assassinated, and a few experiments. That was disappointing.
>>737499831>>737500412Goddamn you're fragile.
>>737517335Made it through the entire Stormblood MSQ fine but could only take a few hours of Dawntrail MSQ before becoming a skipchad
>>737518139don't really need a army of minions when you live within the giant computerized tower itself and have executive functions, overriding the king himselfthe simulant was only there to bait your ass into their bugzapper
>>737518139I hope we see the shota lover scientist again.
Wow trannies seething.
>>737518139Just like the telrphoroi that hiroi wrote they need to fire that faggot
>>737518139They threw the name around but at no point could I genuinely figure out if they were foreshadowing or just recounting past misdeeds. I could be retarded but really if in the lore the characters knew about them and knew or even thought they might be around in current times then that would have played into the story at some point, at least it would be a point of conversation.>Uh hey you know that evil organization that is the cause of all this? Yeah maybe we should investigate or at least be wary of them watching usNah, little gulool still doesn't have clean clothes, how could the writers handle anything at all is beyond me.
>>737518428Why did nobody think to get lil nigga mooj some new threads?
>>737518468he probably still sneaks off to salvage shit
>>737518054Pretty much. Even though if you aren't some fucking brain addled blusky cocksucker you can see plenty of why Gaius is good but flawed since his entire deal has been a peak populares vs optimates as a man who viewed the Garlean empire as a force for good in an imperfect world, one in which the virtue of man was more important than either tyrannical freedom or nepotistic oligarchy. Only to realize with Werlyt and the leadup to it with Estinien that his empire was rotten to the bone and could not be made right.Course those fucking dim-witted cocksucking idiots who can't think in anything but fee-fee terms have a problem with Gaius while they'll often clap like seals for a guy who gaiacide. Or you know speaking of gaiacide, the bitch who also conspired to help exterminate an entire star but 'uwuuu shees a sassy saphic now with a teenage girlfriend uwuuu she's so cuuuteeee'Hell long as I am old man yells at cloud how about how they fumbled the tragedy of Artemisia and how in his/her/its eyes we were corrupting his amnestic lover whose romance had survived the apocalypse and god knows how many deaths. Not even the slightest brooding on that compared to Alisae's nice line about the horror dream of Emet Selch yet that if she was in his shoes she'd do the same thing.>>737518468Sneakers too expensive for lil' nigga's - the fuck do you call lizard feet? Paws? That doesn't feel right.
>>737518226Well, it wasn't always like that. At some point, before everything was digitized, Alexandria was still rebuilding, creating the Everkeep, etc. And Calyx/Preservation had to be in charge. The way it was done in Dawntrail just made Preservation look like the most pussy shadow-government in history. Not once did I feel threatened while trying to make plans to sabotage them in their very own city, either. You'd expect surveillance out the ass, moles, etc. Alexandria just looked completely incompetent (and apathetic) to be co-opted so easily by a depressed cancer kid and his robots.>>737518252Is it (You)>>737518345Touché, it kinda is like the Telephoroi.>>737518428I like shadow governments and oppressive dystopian atmospheres, so it was really deflating. I dunno if I blame the patches for it, because they only existed to complete what 7.0 set up. 7.2 and 7.3 were really just "we wanna deal with this and be done", and I don't think players had the stomach for more world building that should have been in 7.0 instead.
>>737518530>Or you know speaking of gaiacide, the bitch who also conspired to help exterminate an entire star but 'uwuuu shees a sassy saphic now with a teenage girlfriend uwuuu she's so cuuuteeee'The Ascian Loghrif died tho. The reborn Gaia's only sin is that she undoubtedly fucked and sucked half of Eulmore during their hedonist years. She probably gagged on Vauthry's dick.
>>737516510ShB >>> EW > HW > ARR >>> StB >>>>> DTFor MSQ at least.
>>737518530I like Gaius. I think he's an interesting character overall. and I appreciate that while he kinda allied with Eorzeans/the WoL indirectly, he maintained loyalty to Garlemald. I hope we see more of him in the future.But giving him children and an enemy that is a mustache twirling cartoon villain was a rather simple way to make him look even more sympathetic.
>>737518602>Is it (You)I do love shotas but I'm talking about the scientist who was in love with Calyx.
>>737518624>She probably gagged on Vauthry's dick.Big deal; so did Ryne.Something to bond over.
>>737518602>alexandria being easy to infiltrateonce the storm surge was over there were no antagonistic forces aside from the weather. 400 years of focusing only on the welfare of your citizens is going to make you a really, really soft target. i'm reminded of the instance of Meteion's report. 'one race focused on enriching the lives of their citizens. they were conquered. though they destroyed the invaders in reprisal, they could never reclaim their former glory'
>>737518638Agreed.
>>737518901SAY THE LINE BART
While we're arguing about fast food fried chicken, can we at least agree that Jersey Mike's > Firehouse > Jimmy John's >>>>>> Subway?
>>737518737I guess. I can see the logic in a people scrambling for survival being easy to manipulate and control. I guess I had just hoped for something more malicious. Something that made Calyx and Preservation seem worthy of being feared. But rather than having an entire organization of agents ruling Alexandria behind the scenes, it just kind of felt like Preservation was Alexandria's vestigial organ that kinda occasionally got involved too.Hell, Oblivion had been scheming and operating within Everkeep for decades by the point we arrived, and they didn't know? Didn't care? Why didn't their headquarters get stormed at some point and their members abducted and thrown in torture chambers or brainwashing machines?This nigga Calyx aetherically unmade his own colleagues for making a mistake, but he let all his enemies cause issues for him under his watchful gaze, and then he got cucked out of access for a system he made so instead desperately went to take over drones like a scamp to terrorize civilians.
>>737519050>Hell, Oblivion had been scheming and operating within Everkeep for decades by the point we arrived, and they didn't know? Didn't care?RoboSpeen and thus Calyx knew about Oblivion and they just didn't care. They didn't explain WHY he didn't care though. You're just supposed to accept that he didn't.
>>737519050The Eternal Sphene pointed us in the right direction to find Cahcuia. She was likely in on it>>737519132I think a valid answer to this is he just didn't care. What did us knowing his plans do to change them?
>>737514147>>737513926>shitting on people for not playing the game or paying attention to the story>not knowing the difference between Kan-E and Raya-O
>>737519190Eternal Sphene also was implied to be working against Calyx at some points. She wanted us to have the cum chalice. Calyx absolutely didn't.>>737519132Yeah, I guess..I am going to chalk it up again mostly to 7.0 really not doing a good job with Alexandria and then 7.2 and 7.3 didn't really have much time to change that, so they had to deal with the cards they had.
>>737518602Maybe if the entire expansion had been Alexandria focused instead of it only getting 2.5 zones and 3 patches they would have been able to flesh out and use preservation properly.Oh well, I just hope we can finally move on to whatever is next, give me the next overarching plot and problems.
>>737519317I don't expect Tural or S9 to be relevant for a while, if it's any comfort.Sphene and Wuk are probably both being put in prison as well, so it's really just Calyx. And they might bin him rather quickly as well so they can focus on Halmarut.
>>737513812For me, it's the elf girl in the BSM HW job quests.
>>737519451Calyx will become Urianger's new best friend. He was clearly designed specifically for that role.>Autistic>Mascot character>Ends justify means
>>737519592They are both autistic, it's true....Maybe they will have a tism-off.
>>737517957It’s designed that you can’t undo it. It has teeth. It has to be not around something so you can make it go all the way through.
>>737519718that can't be the way they identify con goers. no nametags or anything?
>>737489687Look more alive than Balmung limsa
>>737517823No, they expect you to always have in on your wrist during the full duration of your stay (that's why they tend to make it extremely tight to make it impossible to remove without cutting it) for security to know if you're allowed to be there, it's a rather common thing in places with a lot of people coming in and out, more advanced ones even have a chip to check for the exact duration of your stay and precise places where you're allowed to go. If you go to places like Ibiza, you'll pretty much get one for every club to go in.
>>737520030thats because uldah is the hangout on balmung anon
