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Motorslice is at 90% positive reviews out of 700. That's very good for an independent game.
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Planning on boughtering the game this weekend. Any mods yet?
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Feet.
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>>738408582
Doesn’t interest me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxdUtbkKR6Y
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I've been testing my ability at the game again since I figure I bought it, I might as well finish it, but I can't seem to get the back jump slash quite yet. Is it a timing thing? I jump forward and then hold back and hit attack and nothing changes. I did it once by accident (Jump forwards and then slash backwards in a full 180) and I can't seem to do it on purpose.
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>>738408582
it's gonna go down with time

the only good thing about the game are the cutscenes

but the thing about the cutscenes is that half of them appear during the first 2 chapters and also go down in quality after

there are 9 or 10 chapters total

so the more people play the more they'll have to cope with the terrible gameplay which is holding stick forward and dealing with jank slowmotion inputs
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p̴̡͇̼̭̪͙͂͊̉́̔͑u̵͉̩̥̥̥̍̒̋̽̚l̷̝̳̜̠̩͓̻̞͎̇͠š̶̡͉͆͝e̵̺͐́
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They just made the cover of the Forbes 100 and got invited to the White House equivalent in Brazil to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It's revolutionizing parkour games whirlwide.
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>>738408582
FootGODS... I think we FUCKING won.
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i thought brazilian communists/feminists were batshit insane? how did this game get through?
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>>738408582
>top reviews are negative
>review score now 89% and trending down
>anons are afraid to post gameplay wembs because the gameplay is ass
At least there's a cute anime girl.
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I'm curious for all you niggas using potatoes and low end machines: does the game run well? I know it uses Unreal 5, but have you lowendniggas run into any problems?
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>>738411262
>>top reviews are negative
It's a mystery why.
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Thoroughly average game. Acceptable price for the length if a little steep. The epitome of a weak 7/10, and only because it's indie.
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So /v/ jannies allow blatant ads now?
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>>738411401
There's nothing wrong with being 7/10 and average. I'm 7/10 and average.
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>>738410452
>>738311487
>>738311747
>>738407838
>already has a dedicated thread schizo
Motorslice won.
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>>738411262
>At least there's a cute anime girl.
why does alot of the negative reviews complain about the cute anime girl then
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>>738411492
Idk what's worse, a dedicated schizo or a dedicated shill, seems like this game attracted both
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>>738411423
You can buy an ad on this website any time you want, I don't know why you think it would be against the rules, you stupid fucking freak?
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I genuinely despise these fucking monkey eating monkey cock sucking faggots.
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>>738411423
Pragmata, mewgenics and e33 have been around for awhile now anon
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>>738411597
No one is shilling the game, you are just imagining things. It's tired and old, come up with a new line.
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>>738411576
From what I see, people that are interested in what the actual gameplay was are disappointed, but the people that want to fuck the tomboy won extremely hard.
This just sounds like if this game was a Walking Sim with this waifu, it wouldve done even better.
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>>738408582
>Indie
>Has a publisher
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>>738411713
This. How DARE they have more talent than me, a balding white racist loser on 4chan? Fucking monkeys making me look like the garbage I am?

Now if you excuse me I'm going to masturbate to porn on gif for 12 hours.
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>>738409202
Did you DRAWED this?
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>>738409202
My fav' in Carmaggedon 2.
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>>738411576
#Noticing
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>>738411576
Because I was being sarcastic and it isn't a good thing.
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>>738411423
>now
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>>738411995
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>>738411995
>there are more WEBMs of people looking at the reviews of motorslice than there are actual gameplay of the game
Fuckin top lel
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No Switch 2 version.
No buy.
Simple as.
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>>738411995
>its just troons/faggots seething about the fanservice
thanks anon, will buy this weekend
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>>738408582
If the ONLY selling point your shitty indy game has is the MC is a cute anime girl it's 100% a game that isn't worth playing.
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I was promised Shadow of the Colossus but rogue construction vehicles are attacking me. What I got is a walking simulator and occasionally I have to hit the attack key. Fucking infuriating to see that I appear to be one of few who is disgusted by this shit.
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>>738411995
every time
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>>738410260
there seems to be a minimum airtime necessary before you can change the direction for airslashes.
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>>738412338
poor little baby is in the minority. maybe if you weren't a stupid fucking freak this wouldn't happen daily? You sure are fucking freaky. Fucking stupid. Stupid retard freak.
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>>738411423
they've been alowing them since va-11-hall-a. they even had to rangeban venezuela because the dev kept spamming his shit until they stopped doing so after some time

helltaker, omori, coffin of andy and leyley, onirism were all hardcore shilled 24/7 here by devs and jannies did nothing

this is why there's no ip count anymore. you could enter those threads with 300 posts and 15 ips and call it out.
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Even macacos are making better games than us now, anglobros. What the fuck do we do now?
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>>738408582
Very astroturfed.
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>>738408582
There sure are a lot of people itt crying about this game or the fact that it's being discussed at all. Maybe I'll look into it.
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>>738411423
What difference does it make to you? I can't imagine anything more pathetic than caring about 4chan advertising revenues. At least a game is fun to play when you spend money on it.
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>>738408582
By looking at that picture I hoped for racing game, Ridge Racer type R like.
False advertising desu.
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>>738412463
Seething about helltaker, coaal etc. instantly outs you as a tranny, sorry.
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>>738412463
>va-11-hall-a
>helltaker
being angry about this game as well is just a coincidence, right?
sounds like you're gay and angry about games with cute girls in it tbqh
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>>738412448
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>>738412463
Ah it's a talentless white dicklet seething over Brown men keeping 4chan culture alive (destroys his pol cuck narrative)

Figures. Rightoids can't create because they spend all of their time watching porn and crying when their porn isn't porning enough
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Big fan of actually interesting indie games releasing this month instead of more bargain bin roguelike/survivor/deckbuilder/cozy slop.
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>>738412783
Falseflag doesnt work when all the reviews are literal homosexuals seething about fanservice, sorry not sorry.
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>>738412670
/pol/dicklets are just seething that most /v/ core indie games are made by Brown men. Typical envoius losers..with porn they could at least just edit pictures and slap black - I mean bleached on it

Making games or media requires a level of talent beyond them just coloring over someone's work or copying a different cuck fetish 1:1 and it makes them livid
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>>738411995
it's so weird how the culture has turned against anything even remotely appealing to the eye
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I just got here
missed a couple orbs in chapter 2, 3 and 5
do they give anything if I collect them all?
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>>738410576
>jewis shamilton so irrelevant they're clickbaiting with mikey "the veg" shoemaker
what an amazing publication forbes is
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>>738412557
>>738412670
>>738412783
>call out advertising
>w-well you must be a gay tranny!
buy an ad
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>>738411995
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>>738412854
I'm not falseflagging. /pol/ coming after games like this and Valhalla and purely based on asshurt that rightoids can't create anything and spend an inordinate amount of time masturbating
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>>738412463
>managed to name 6 indie games
>mysteriously didnt mention Deltatroon
#noticing
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If this game had like a level editor so people can make their own stages that would be great.
Also movement could be better its kinda janky as fuck.
I pictured something completely different when I first saw the gameplay.
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>>738412956
>didnt manage to say a single AAA game like the many shilled in recent memory
you've been seething for years at literal who games btw
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>>738412965
Didn't mention Mewgenics or Shitsong either..I'm noticing as well
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>man, this gameplay fucking sucks
>nah bro fuck all that it's all about the goonbait haha
>the "goonbait" in question is basic anime girl doing e-girl faces and a single foot scene

This is a nothingburger of a game.
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>>738411767
a mediocre new game getting constant threads certainly isn't a sign of shilling
for example, it could be buyer's remorse, autism, a need for attention, etc.
>it's new ok!!!
so are like thirty other games every day and i don't see threads about those
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>>738412783
>Switches tactic to "I'm actually a brown person and I openly insult whites"
>Heh this will work, now all these /pol/cels will ignore this game
Please hang yourself and livestream it for my entertainment
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>>738411995
EVERY single time. WITHOUT fail. GOD I hate faggots.
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>>738413087
To be fair, the camera during the slack off segments does tend to hover around her ass. Which is based, but it does happen.
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I hate how shilling works and there is literally nothing I can do about it. Even if it's negative or gets you banned, the message is still out there. Shills win.
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>>738412845
>releasing
AD is early access slop that won't be done for six years, retard.
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>>738413126
>switches tactics the dev is here to shilling to "u-ummm askually us pol cucks love this game please don't buy it DONT FUCKING BUY IT REEE BROWN MEN
You're a circumsized failure who has less talent than two Brazilian brothers that live in a favela

You don't need to kill yourself your existence is already less than worthless
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>>738411995
>one member in the group
>made a video of his own falseflag review instead of making a video of the gameplay
#Noticing
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>>738411995
You just know if the character was a guy he'd be giving this a stellar review
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>>738413218
They've already proven their merit, so it's not like early access is as much of a gamble as it is with a new game from a new dev.
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>>738413217
you wouldve had a good argument this thread if an anon didnt post his anime girl seethe 3x3 here >>738412463
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>>738413323
Crosscode was trash, what do you mean 'proven their merit'
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>>738408582
The style is like Automata but the playstyle is like Mirror's Edge.

Also, why does she has skin cancer?
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>>738413392
>erm actually game bad what do u mean???
Don't waste my time.
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>>738413295
Sorry man, you could've gotten away with this reply if I didn't investigate as well.
I'm pretty sure I saw a homosuck tranny named Luna leave a bad review as well
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>>738412172
If you wanted to play third party games you should have gotten literally any other platform.
That said he game doesn't look like it needs that much specs so I'm surprised there isn't a SW2 version.
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>>738413392
Filtered either by low intelligence or slow reflexes. CrossCode is a great litmus test for the competence of someone's ability to play video games.
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>>738413110
Because MotorSlice is popular and other games are less so, hardly anyone played the good dog so there's no one to talk to about it.
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Play MOTORSLICE™, available on Steam for 17.99$ until May 19th!
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>>738411995
>>738413469
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>738413217
Good news. No shilling is occurring here so there's nothing for you to be seething about. You can relax and just play motorslice without being a huge fucking freak who sounds like a fucking retard. Your retard/freakiness is superfluous.
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>>738413592
AIIEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
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>>738413614
you're making it too obvious dude. Buy a fucking ad
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>>738413725
I thought you hated shilling? Why would you encourage people to purchase ads. You are acting like a stupid freak. Please stop. You don't need to be a freak. It's a choice.
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wow trans people are getting btfo'd HARD in this thread, what happened?
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>>738410073
>lispy fag likes playing as women


color me shocked
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>>738413525
I played it, it was trash. Sucking yourself off for the low low price of liking a shit game is tantamount to negro behavior. What, are you going to flex how you're a whale on gacha games and that means you're richer than me next?
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>>738413469
>two followers
>the guy who made it and another guy who is probably his friend
>acting like this has literally any value in the grand scheme
One day I'll come to terms with the fact anons on v are almost literally brain damaged.
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>>738413469
kek
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How long until the shills get bored and go back to only bumping the thread when it's on page 10?
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>>738413614
>no shilling here
>just threads every day for at least 2 weeks asking us to wishlist a game
>thread talking about how popular and how many reviews it has
>but this is not shilling no siree, I just happened to bought the game and am now enjoying it yes yes :)
>gameplay? uuuuuuuh what's that
kill yourself
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>>738413805
woketards are getting beaten by the tomboy and they don't like that
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>>738414030

You're losing.
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>>738413959
So you're telling me this anon
>made a steam group however long ago
>called it Twink Towers and made gay as fuck reviews
>got someone to like his profile
>doxed his 14 year steam profile as a shiller along with his first name (comments on profile)
>made a long, bad review yesterday
>just posted it now after another anon mentioned the reviews, for this one moment
Are you sure you're not the schizophrenic one, here?

>>acting like this has literally any value in the grand scheme
Ah theres the backpedal
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>>738414074
many such cases!
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>>738408582
Why put fetish stuff into the game instead of letting players make that content themselves through mods and fan art
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>>738414180
Stupider shit has happened.
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>woman CANNOT be tomboys they HAVE to mutilate their genitals because having a male brain being born in a female body is a real medical condition
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>>738414404
I forgot trannies absolutely despise tomboys, this explains the random seethe
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If you run off a ledge or drop off a wall without jumping and then use the chainsaw, you will be able to jump in the air. Touching any wall resets this, allowing for infinite wall runs and wall jumps against a single wall.
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>>738414396
yeah, it happens every time you open your mouth.
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>>738414140
so how long?
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>>738414396
Is a gay person disliking the fanservice aspects of the game THAT unbelievable to you? Out of 753 reviews?
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how the fuck do people get filtered by the platforming?
the jump arc is consistent and all platforms are placed with it in mind, wallrunning always launches you with a set trajectory and the angles between vertical and horizontal wallruns have very distinct angles required.
The only actual issue I'd list is that rotation on pillars depends on the camera position.
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>>738414560
>The only actual issue I'd list is that rotation on pillars depends on the camera position
Pressing left will always rotate you clockwise, and pressing right will rotate you counter-clockwise.
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>>738414560
If the platforming is dogshit and poorly designed and bad and boring and clunky (everything i said is true) then thats how.
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>>738408582
Buy an ad
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>>738414786
nope, the directions invert when P is facing towards the camera.
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>>738410861
they must fucking stink...
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This isn't an indie game
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So why DO the machines turn into sand anyway
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>>738415101
No, it's not, but that's fine. You can play non-indie games.
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>>738408582
was mildly interested because the op pic made it look like an arcade racer but apparently it's actually some faggoty parkour game with 0 (zero) drivable cars
will not be redeeming this slop desu
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>>738415017
Not on my machine
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>>738415246
Same.
>>738412540
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>>738415246
>he actually thought this was gran turismo

lmao I guess the things they say about racing fans are true
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Nintendo lost
Brazil won
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>>738415246
its peak indie slop added to the play as a girl pile
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>>738415159
The OP and most of the discussion ITT stems from talking about it like it's an indie game
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>>738415459
No, they're mostly seething about advertising campaigns. And Brazil, for some reason.
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Why are castrated tranny men seething at this random indie game so hard?
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is the dev actually a footchad or were feet the only safehorny thing he could think to add to the game?
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Hey /v/.
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>>738415970
oh they bought one. Well problem solved, I guess. They bought an advertisement, the freaks can shut the fuck up now.
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>>738411919
Based big dumper
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>>738415970
What site is this?
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>>738416445
Look at the bottom of your screen.
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Why is this game on ue5 slop? Why not on godot, or at least unity?
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>>738416091
they bought one, you didn't.
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>>738408582
kinda mid all around to be honest. the premise is alright. i like the aesthetics and it's polished, but.. not enough? i think id like it more if it were faster and more momentum-based. basically if it played like the big catch LMAO. the demo alone mogs this entire game.
also those break cutscenes are so fucking cringe dude. who's the audience for that shit?
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>macacos get called out for their obvious shilling so hard they have to switch tactics to screeching about trannies and winning culture wars
kek you is not Stellar Blade lil bro
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>>738416484
I know those are ads in 4chan, I want to know which is the site in the screencap that lists them all and wether they were approved or not, or is it something you can only access if you buy one.
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>>738416445
it is a mystery...
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All indie devs should make a game about some waifubait character to find some form of success because you cannot go against gooner culture as of right now. You can have a male protag but you NEED a female goon bait character in the game for it to sell or even get the attention of twitter. It's actually mandatory. You would think everyone making their game about a female MC would get old and die off as a trend, but nope, it's required. More than half of the indie games I see on my twitter timeline actually do look very cool and the ones that gain most traction all have waifu characters as MC, main cast or NPCs. Or all of that at once.
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>>738415970
Good thing I block all ads. Moot never earned a shekel from me and neither will hiroshimoot.
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>>738415970
I kneel.
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>>738416857
>people like looking at pretty girls even in the middle of an anti-gooner campaign
Someone call the news
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>>738415561
The problem is falsely framing the discussion around it being an indie game attributes merit to that it didn't earn, discussion will lead to people comparing it to games of a similar budget and quality that are actually independent, which isn't fair to those games because this one didn't earn that label. Calling it independent just for marketing to earn free good will points steps on other developers who actually released their games on their own.
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>>738417220
>discussion will lead to people comparing it to games of a similar budget and quality that are actually independent, which isn't fair to those games because this one didn't earn that label.
No one had an issue with people calling Sakuna of Rice and Ruin an indie game when it was published by XSEED. In fact, it can be argued that both Motorslice and Sakuna both need to be judged along indie games because of their tiny-ass dev teams and because of the scope and budget put forth.
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>>738415970
The cunny guy's list is good
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>>738417556
Happy to announce the cunny curator's back from the dead, by the way!
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46065114-Cute-and-Funny-Playable-Spotlight/
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>>738415080
Nooo cute girls don't stink.
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>>738411995
>Member of 3 groups
>2 of those groups only have one member
suspicious...
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>>738408582
buy an ad
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>>738417556
Pedophile.
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>>738418335
kneel
>>738415970
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>>738418443
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>>738418443
It's a compliment
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>>738411995
holy kek
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>>738411995
the usual suspects
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>>738408582
shes so ugly tho
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>>738417447
Budget, scope, team size, location, etc. has nothing to do with being indie. It's just retarded to call a game that isn't self-published that due to your own mental gymnastics.
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>she closes your game if you grope her in the menu screen
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>>738408582
>Parkour through the ruins of a megastructure, climb massive bosses, and hunt down every construction equipment in this slice of life action-adventure with immaculate vibes.
anti-industrialist hippie bullshit
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>type 4
that's a bit on the nose isn't it?
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>>738412670
>sounds like you're gay and angry about games with cute girls in it tbqh
Reminder that both of the Peripeteia schizos who kept calling everyone shills and the protagonist a tranny turned out to be gay furries. One of them also kept spamming its threads with gay porn and CP whenever he got mad enough.
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The demo during next fest exterminated all hype I had for the game. Shame
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Finished.
Bretty gud. P is a cute. I didn't realize how long it's been since the last time I've played a wall runner like this one. Maybe I'll go back to it to collect all the orbs later, I see replay potential. I really liked that the level doesn't try to oppressively limit your movement. There's a set path, but with some creative parkour you can sequence break. I even skipped the entire 7th chapter this way. I wish there was some incentive for exploration and collecting, like skins or more easter eggs. I've only found the pipe heart, maybe there actually are some that I missed.
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>>738419450
What I've played of the full game isn't much better, sadly.
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When will God take me
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>>738411995
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>>738419572
The ride never ends.
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>>738411995
>>738419796
The first positive review on steam bitching about fanservice is some faggot with a furry profile pic. I don't get it, you don't see chuds going into a furry game and complain that there are furries in it.
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>>738419796
I wonder if its because the average young twitter/social media addict is so porn addicted in their private life that seeing fanservice in games triggers them to feel self conscious and disgusted. Like imagine if twitter likes were made public, the vast majority of these anti fanservice people would probably spend an entire day frantically purging their own likes
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>shamelessly switching gears to "please buy our game to own the troons!!!" once your relevance window starts closing

these "people" genuinely have no shame huh
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>>738411767
There’s no escaping… Alice…
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>>738419796
BASED
Love when a dev puts these faggot twitter freaks in their fucking place. Buying the game right now.

>>738420046
They've been conditioned to hate absolutely anything of any aesthetic value and are also deeply jealous of attractive women. Women because that's their dating strategy and men because they know they will never pass for a biological woman no matter how hard they try.
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>>738420125
>relevance window starts closing
Anon the game only came oit two days ago. Games usually see a month of threads before they wind down.
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>>738420125
>relevance window closing
Youtubers haven't jumped on it yet. The window hasn't even fully opened.
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>>738408582
I saw clips from the dev on twitter a while back and my first thought was Prince of Persia clone, which I was excited for since Ubisoft is dead. I tried the demo and I was right, this pretty much is Prince of Persia but without the rewind mechanic to save you from a bad jump. So far in the demo the combat kinda sucks cause it boils down to walking up to the enemy and attacking during their startup frames, sometimes dodging first. Then I got to the boss at the end of the demo, saw that it was a huge truck and I was kinda, idk what's the word, despairing but more disappointed than sad? Cause I assumed it would turn into a shitty Souls clone boss fight. But then it ended up being Shadow Of The Colossus, and implements the game's parkour pretty well. Idk if the full game somehow has worse controls than the demo cause everyone says it's janky af, but the demo felt fine for me. I think the angle detection for whether a wallrun is vertical or horizontal is a bit biased towards horizontal which can suck, but otherwise it feels fine. I like the camera zooming out during certain sections too.
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>>738408582
>>738410385
I'm surprised there's an audience for this. The gameplay is about as repellent to the schmoovement crowd as you could get, you might as well play a platforming section in a AAAslop game. And the English voiceacting is typical dub cringe garbage.

The girl's design is kind of cute, but it's kind of incredible that the entire game is leaning on that with zero to offer otherwise. Who knew you could reach 800 reviews which should equate out to at least 10000 sales leaning entirely on gooner appeal.
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>>738420046
Haven't you seen what they said about Pragmata? They literally can't look at any character without imagining them in porn scenarios, and then they get angry at themselves and at the game for putting that image in their head.
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>>738420125
>r*ddit spacing
uh huh
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playing for soundtrack alone
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>>738420460
Strongly recommend Sinker Sound then since it has the same taste in music.
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>>738420443
>blonde bimbo slut
why'd xhe call her that??
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>>738420536
thank you brother
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>>738416683
tacklebox is so good that it's ruined most other platformers for me. I really hope the full game lives up to tacklebox, but I imagine it should if they thought tacklebox was so insignificant that it was worth just throwing out for free
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>>738420015
Because they've been whining about things all their lives, and they see that it keeps working. It's always faggots and degenerates, and it will always be faggots and degenerates. Anything that appeals to cis straight men is the devil.
I'm glad people are starting to wake up to this, any time you see some random whiners going "fucking gooners", "she looks underage" or "muh rayciss" it's always, always, always some kind of a homo faggot(or lesbo), furfag, or a tranny.
And these people are literally branding themselves, or rather their accounts as gay, furry, or tranny every time, too.
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>>738420458
>r*ddit spacing
you should go back there
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>but muh parkour
play Mirror's Edge, it's better
>but muh goonslop
go play Stellar Blade, it's better
>but muh parkour goonslop with combat
go play Pseudoregalia, it's better
>b-but muh megastructures
go play Lorn's Lure, it's better
>b-but muh trooncore music
kill yourself
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Total Brazilian Victory
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>comparing this game to Mirror's Edge and other newer parkour games?
Why has nobody brought up Prince Of Persia when the parkour and stage hazards were lifted directly from those games? Even the wallrun animation is almost exactly the same.
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>>738420536
The game doesn't explain how to play it
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>>738420832
I played all of those games already
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>>738413832
>Chimping out because I said "skill issue"
Negro behavior.
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>>738421334
same, would rather play all of them again than this slop thoughbeit
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>>738419796
>Says DNI for bigots
>Goes out of xer way to interact with the type of person xey consider a bigot
Why are these stupid faggots like this?
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How do I collect this orb without falling to my death right after?
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>>738421658
Nevermind, I did it by chucking one of the big concrete blocks at it with the chainsaw. Not sure if that was the intended way.
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>>738421864
Oh that's cool. Didn't know you could use those blocks like that.
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BAGGER 288
BAGGER288
BAGGER
BAGGER
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>>738421976
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
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How the fuck do you hit the underside of the Grader boss? I've never been able to do an underhang motorslice.
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>>738421658
Jump then attack backwards. You can also extend jumps with chained attacks, but it's gonna prevent you from grabbing a ledge unless it's a crack in the wall. You can also drop down and attack backwards into a wall, if you do it right you'll start climbing, useful for resetting fall dmg. Besides attacking you can also control your movement in the air with crouching but after you roll into a ball the only way is down. Oh and if there's a long flat wall you can wall run indefinitely if you keep jumping forward and back towards the wall, you will lose height with each jump though.
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>>738422571
You have to bait it straight into a row of floor fans and flip it.
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>>738422692
by "attack backwards" do you just mean attacking while holding S? Because that does nothing.
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>>738422790
Crazy how I didn't figure that out for myself. Thanks. After getting through the initial approach, this like every other boss previously was too fucking easy. I thought they were introducing difficulty when the double bucket dozer had sawblade launchers but this is pitiful.
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>>738422692
>>738422903
I got it working, I think I was pressing the attack button too early after holding S.
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This game pissed me off at the not-metal gear boss fight cause I somehow got a checkpoint past the legs without destroying them and I kept dying trying to get back down to get to them. For like 3 hours I didn't understand what people meant by jank but now I get it, P just does whatever the fuck she wants half the time when you're trying to do platforming and it ends in a lot of retarded deaths.
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>south america
nah i'm good
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>>738423186
Having a checkpoint in the middle of a boss fight seems counterintuitive if it isn't in like a locked in scripted part of the fight.
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>>738423318
Boss fights aren't really "fights", they're just another parkour challenge. You'll be grateful for the checkpoints when you get to the bigger ones.
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>>738423459
I guess that makes sense. I suppose it really is Shadow of the Colossus.
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>>738412918
you unlock zero-suit P
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>>738423459
Please tell me there's a cutscene or something after cutting the not metal gear's head cause I did it out of sequence and I straight up have no idea where to go after cutting the head thanks to the god awful camera and 1 second reaction I just fall to my death every time but that's with the legs needing to be cut still.
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WTF is the first segment I'm supposed to cut?
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bumping just to make jadedfaggots lose their shit
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>>738408582
>Categorizing...
>Game Category Assigned!
FOTM MiSide-Type, Obvious Gooner Bait
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>>738420015
>the goonslop is so egregious and pathetic that even fucking furries and troons are complaining
this is a good thing??
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>>738410861
>footfaggotory
so this is safe horny slop? good to know I'll just pirate.
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>>738423195
this might be the best south american game ever created.
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>>738423638
Just restart the fight.
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>>738423676
the front
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>>738408582
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Why was there no final motor to fight?
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>>738423676
Press q
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>>738423693
>>738423717
Dial8
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>>738409202
>utena movie manga adaptation
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>>738411995
>>738419796
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CALLE
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>>738423887
thx it was one of the sides of a crane
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>>738420814
>no u
troon
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>>738423693 (You)
>>738423957
im still going to play it
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>>738423803
>tfw booted the game back up and did it in one try
Idk why this game had a death grip on my balls and was twisting them 2 hours ago.
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>>738419098
notable indie games:
cyberpunk 2077
the witcher 2 and 3
super mario 64
ocarina of time
sonic adventure
gta v
world of Warcraft
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ok i tried it and this game sucks desu
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I don't fucking get the ending, is she trapped in a time loop?
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>>738424991
List of Actual Indie Games(created by one man):

>Sanguine (Ray Beckham)
>Intravenous Trilogy (Roman Glebenkov)
>Doki Doki Literature Club (Dan Salvato)
>Brush Burial: Gutter World (NAME UNKNOWN)
>Deep Sleep: Labyrinth of the Forsaken (Mateusz Sokalszczuk)
>Dead of Darkness (Markus Neuert)
>Siren's Well Quadrology (NAME UNKNOWN)
>Ghost at Dawn (Brandon Roberts)
>Primal Planet (Albert Seethingswarm)
>Lakeview Cabin Collection (Roope Tamminen)
>The Third Shift (Scott Supple but Julian helped)
>BallxPit (Kenny Sun)
>Wonder of Blue (Velveteen)
>Flesh Made Fear (Micheal Cosio)
>Zero Protocol (Purmalis)
>Kathy Rain 1 & 2 (Joel Staaf Hästö)
>Wicked Seed (Ryan)
>Stardew Valley (Eric Barone)
>Why am I dead at Sea? (Patrick McGrath)
>Yet Another Killing Game (Jun Kakeru)
>House of Necrosis (Warkus)

Games created by a team of two:

>Death Trick: Double Blind (Mari Ma & Jenny Yu)
>The Drifter (Dave & Barney)
>MotorSlice (Luqui and Felipe)
>DisSimilar (Élias Arzel & Alexandre Didi)
>Echoes of the Living (Laura Torres and Alvaro Becerra)
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>>738425343
The whole game was just one compartment of the megastructure, she's off to the next one
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>>738425349
how i did it
died like 20 times but worked
there's been worse ones
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>>738425578
And everything else is vague as fuck? The backstory, the "silent war", whatever the fuck is happening to her hand? This fucking sucks man.
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>You can parry all traps
>try to parry a mine
>get liquidated
HOW COULD I KNOW????
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>>738425349
Go to the left, wall jump climb in that gap and jump off to the right when you see the top pipe.
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>>738423195
BRs can make good games

https://store.steampowered.com/app/389140/Horizon_Chase_Turbo/
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God, I wish I made this
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people are not gona spend money on a game that they know is bad just to leave a bad review btw
its an extremely mediocre game carried by.....goon bait? it doesnt even carry it, its just an embarrassing inclusion
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>>738425657
>This fucking sucks man.
>make Blame-like game
>get Blame-like storytelling
I know you're trans.
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>>738425662
you are simply not brazillian pilled enough
reminder that you can take a shower and get electrocuted down there. You HAVE to expect the unexpected

>>738425897
its true
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>>738425662
You can set them off with flung bits of debris or machine enemies.
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I have read this entire thread and can gleam nothing about this game. Is it a platformer? But the platforming sucks? And it's a "gooner" game? But there's been no fanservice from the game posted?
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>>738425778
Yeah parkouring off the fence was key. I did it similar to >>738425652 except I was able to get up these pipes by starting the wall run at the apex of each jump.
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I've just reached a part of the area where you learn how to hack. It's after a big gauntlet run where you have to hack and slice disc shooters in mid air and then leads a platform that travels horizontally. I'm being barricaded off by several steel girders in front and there's no way to get over the barricade before the platform is too far ahead to catch it and I can't seem to slip through what I thought was the parkour hole. I'm actually not sure how to progress at this point.
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>>738425941
What a strangly hostile and feminine reply to make over criticism for such a mediocre game you didn't even make.
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I legit appreciate how they elaborated upon the pop2k8 parkour, and the fact that the level design allows for very creative use of it
feels really great
feels like a proper spiritual sequel to my favorite game
can't wait to see all the speedrun tech
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>>738426419
That game fucking SUCKED. God I hated that reboot.
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Bit disappointed that this has no motor racing in it.
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>>738426419
>my favorite game
lol I remember when it first came out and everyone hated it for being turbo casual
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>>738425349
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>>738426729
>bandicam
what year is this
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>>738425941
> Comparing this to Blame.
Do you even have inner voice?
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>>738426729
>bandicam
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>>738426729
>bandicam
Soul..
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>>738425578
Cool. So basically the game's wastes your time with 0 payoff and 0 replayability and there's no point in bothering in 100%ing it even for the sake of it.
I wouldn't be surprised if the game insults you for collecting all the orbs in the end considering you can sense through the game's stilted, awkward writing how autistically irony poised the cümbrained the devs are. I really wouldn't put it past them.
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Darn it all!
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>>738426864
There's a ton of replayability in finding shortcuts.
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>>738426729
I'm going to need to you reupload this with some evanescence and annotations
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everyones talking about how gooner it is yet no one posts anything of the sort in the thread the fuck
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>>738427143
>speedrunning is now considered replayability
You're trans
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>>738426005
this shit released on consoles?!
>>738426729
oh my SOVL
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>>738427293
Boners are in the eye of the beholder.
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>>738410861
Wow, thats fucking based
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>>738427293
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>>738427263
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=do3sw8MjyHw
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>>738420443
>Celtics fan
>Red sox fan
>Not a Pats fan but a Dolphins fan for some reason
This guy should be executed.
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>>738427293
You're expected to play the game if you want to see parts of the game.
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>>738425657
Everything about this game is amaturish that I wouldn't be surprised if the Super Huehue Bros just generated the idea from chatgpt and had dalle-3 generate the character design for them, then they just frontload the adverts with mid-tier "baby's first blender waifu" sex appeal to mask that it's yet another cinematic platformer you can get from just about every AAA game that exists.

Like I'm not even kidding when I say the game's one big joke with how blase it is that the devs try so hard to get you to pay attention to it with their degerate memery that appeals to teenagers it's practically insulting when this is all it really takes to get low IQ weebs off. The mc from AI Limit has more appeal and autistic charm as a character than P without the need for all the overzealous mewing from Runka Chunk of all VAs. I could write a whole fuckin essay about how comically bad this game is, but it's easier to say the devs have the mind of teens who never grew out of their early 2000s highschool weeb phase combined with a culture-warrior-turned-porn-addict that thinks this it what the golden era of gaming was really like and needs to "RETVRN" to.
This is what not having a gf does to a motherfucker...
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>>738427592
>low poly
>meant to elicit horniness
Yup yup YUP, you have my attention.
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>>738428342
brvtal
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>>738428445
>that
>low poly
lol fuck off
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Whelp, The big Bagger digger is defeated and yet again the bosses are disgustingly easy. There's no challenge the moment you get on top of the vehicle, the battle is over. It's so fucking revoltingly easy. The twin digger made me so happy that it was actually scary to approach and then it was as complex as the fucking tiptruck. God it leaves a shitty taste in your mouth.
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>>738428342
I was somewhat interested in this game because the megastructure bit reminds me of Girl's Last Tour, which is honestly a pretty amazing piece of art.

This game wears that skin of being vaguely philosophical without going into too much specifics, but Girl's Last Tour felt genuine, entrancing almost with how much it absorbs you and makes you care for the characters.

This is just kinda meh, you know that there's nothing beyond the surface level similarities.
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>>738427143
There really isn't. The game halts your progress at every oppertunity when there's enemies and this game's version of a BLJ is very limited with next to no oppertunities for you to use it to get anyway beyond a regular gap you could otherwise jump to normally. Plus it requires a bit of height to even traverse with anyway with not very many oppertunities to do so. The parkour in general just sucks and is so goddamn rails the majority of the time too. There's room for experimention, but it's very, very limited, especially with the bosses, tranny.
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>>738428738
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3281970/Deep_Snow_Delivery/
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>>738428879
will give it a look, marketer chan
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Have to admit, I didn't see this coming.
Boss spoilers, don't click if you care about that.
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>>738428938
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I don’t touch brown games
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>>738412845
Brb, making my roguelike deckbuilder survivorlike that's also cozy
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>>738428738
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2251970/Tokyo_Stories/
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>>738426729
oh hell nah nigga rolled out the Bandicam to record gameplay in 4:3. All you need now is some 009 Sound System
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>>738429453
>Unique 3D adventure game experience that features visual expression that combines pixel art and 3D.
that explains nothing lmao
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>zoomers try making goonslop
>forget to make the protagonist appealing
>forget to make the game fun
>your "goonbait" is interacting with your unappealing protagonist through a simp robot and making her take e-girl selfies
i'd call this shit a parody but i doubt south americans have the iq for that
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>All those waifubait videos for a shitty marketing schemeand it still normgroids don’t gobble it up en masse
Stupid fucking huemonkeys lol
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>>738428879
a strand type game?
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there's too many latinx people on /v/. you'd think they hate each other like in east asia or the balkans, but man they sure love seeing one of them succeed, huh? i don't know who would defend such a mediocre product to these lengths other than the dev himself and paid marketers.
not anymore tho. not on my watch, nigga.
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>>738429871
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3006300/Mikota/
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>>738429316
How can something be both survivor like and cozy?
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>>738430143
The worst type of latinx, mind you
>BUT BRAZIL IS NOT LATI-
Southern monkeys look the same
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>>738410861
nice feet
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>>738430143
German are seething because Brazilians can make Big Breast games but they are Banned in DumbDumbDeutchsland. Go ahead and try to buy it, you can't.
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>>738430505
>LATAM filling the vidya cheesecake niche as the euros & burgers get raped by Digital ID and wrongthink law
Grim.
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>>738430697
But Brazil is getting raped by age verification too
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>>738430473
>mobile taking up 70-90%
fucking grim
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>>738430809
Is there a place that ISN'T getting cucked by age verification??
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>>738431084
Yes but only the kinds of places people don't want to go anyway
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boughted after seeing the thread. what is this game about...
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>>738431691
Is this real?
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>>738428738
>This is just kinda meh, you know that there's nothing beyond the surface level similarities.
Which is pretty disappointing imo. I didn't expect much from this game when I saw a snippet or 2 of it on /v/ because the gameplay looked lackluster and I never looked into the devs YT channel. Then it comes out, I give the demo a try, only to see my initial sussing for red flags was true when seeing what /v/tards found that it took me somewhat by surprise that the devs really are just that embarrassingly autisticly perverted and immature. Yet we're all suppose to champion this mediocre clunky game simply because of below average horny bait (that looks like if Miku and Deku had a child) that appeals to teens and turdworld niggers. People really need to up their standards of this is what constitutes "le gaming is le healing" or the conservatards and Kiwifams were right that porn needs to be abolished.

The only NICE thing I can say is the combat for a cinematic platformer doesn't waste your goddamn time and that they fixed it to be less finicky. However the snap-to-target shit where the game just LAUNCHES you straight at the enemies is lazy game design that makes character movement feel off, artificial and stiff that I wish devs would stop doing that already. OoT and MM did it better so just copy that.
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>>738431843
yes
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can i get a 360 degree view of the girl
(because reasons)
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>>738408582
if you want a good south american game (for some reason) with fanservice play fight n rage
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>>738429915
What's even funnier is that she's some sort of robot or android suffering from corrosion. I joke when she references doing her job for so long that she's developed some sort of mental retardation and gone insane which is why she's boring yet weirdly sexual. It's make sense when all VN-like dialog and her behavior being so stilted as if she's an AI that just doesn't know how to be a human much like how our modern bots are just copycats with no human understanding. I wouldn't be surprised if they used AI to write some of these scenes, but they're likely socially inept ESL memelords.
What is it with thirdworlders and memes? It's always them.
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shit I meant to attach footage but whatever
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>>738432696
based as fuck, but theres no sniffable feet in this game
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>>738432375
this is what troons are mad about
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The demo raped my laptop into thermal shutdown, but I finally tried it on desktop.
> A linear level
> Yellow paint tells you where to go
> Yellow paint is necessary, otherwise, sometimes you won't see where the game wants you go
> The level is a series of platforming tasks: if you fail an input you die and go back to a checkpoint
> One type of enemy that requires only mashing attack button
> Otherwise, the pace is slow
> Final boss is another slow platforming task
> Main boss challenge is that if you fall from it you die from fall damage and go back to a checkpoint
> Controls feel a bit meh, but not that bad
> Graphics aren't great, models and textures are low quality
> Overexposed grey and yellow colors are mildly unpleasant
> MC animations and voice acting are decent
> The little dialog sections were supposed to be cute, but aren't very interesting
Tech demo/10. You can look at it side by side with, say, Stray and see how much it is lacking.
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>>738408582
buy an a-
oh shit
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>>738433365
well don't let something stupid like facts stop you from being a stupid fucking freak.
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so far I have found: Don't go to commander, it sucks, they lock you in the room with the mercenaries you can't just sprint by them.

golden spiders annoy me with their twinkling sound but I can't see them

you can get locked out of the level 2 door on level one if you go too far down the street
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>>738425572
Atlyss (Kiseff)
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How many foot pandering scenes does the game have?
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>>738434179
1 (one)
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>>738434317
sad
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>>738434317
Hope I can skip it.
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>>738434601
You don't have to start the cutscenes, but once you started one, you cannot skip it.
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Protagonist is a hottie, and the game isn't some roguelike derivative so I'm interested. Downloaded it earlier, looking forward to trying it tonight
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>>738433210
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But WHY do the machines (but not the saw disc shooter or the excavator Jr's) turn into sand
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I wish
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>>738411995
LOL
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If the developers are advertising on this website, they might really be here. Good job, you guys.
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>>738438478
Who do you think created this thread?
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>>738439860
me. What a stupid question lmao.
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>>738440151
Remove the timer from orbs in the next patch.
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>>738440317
not a fucking chance lmao, I don't take suggestions from stupid fucking freaks.
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>>738436062
it's not sand, anon
it's nanomachines

(not the official explanation, one likely doesn't exist-just pulled this one out my ass right now)
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>>738434816
tomboy wife material
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>>738440362
NTA but teach me how to maek gaem gud
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>use the wind. flip the elder
fucking HOW
with my WIND POWERS???
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I played it because I was told it was a gooner game featuring armpits but it's incredibly tame fanservice with a tried and tested tsudere tomboy formula.
I genuinely don't get how you could be offended by it without being a pyscho puritan.
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>>738441301
disregard that I actually suck cocks
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>>738408582
P a cute. I enjoyed the demo, so I'll give the full game a whirl.
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>slacker convos are a 5050 chance of either interesting world building lore (that really doesn't amount to anything valuable or useful in the grand scheme) or the worst fucking depiction of an esl trying to desperately flirt with his waifu
Kill brazil.
Seriously why did the Holes slacker event have to get a fucking sequel and it was the EXACT same thing but hours later.
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>>738408582
Graphics are not the best but they can be excused if it has good gameplay
A shame since gameplay is just the most generic action platformer from the PS2 era but without the whimsy.
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>>738441810
>gameplay is just the most generic action platformer from the PS2 era but without the whimsy
And that's good.
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>>738441910
please don't post gemini summaries like it actually knows shit.
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>>738441964
getting pretty triggered by motorslice success I see. If you were less of a stupid fucking freak you wouldn't be so embarrassed every time you showed you stupid fucking face. I can walk downtown with ease because I am not a freakshow.
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>>738408582
>shillshit
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>>738442235
>*cums from the bullying* s-stop..
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>>738442235
>getting pretty triggered by motorslice success I see
You're inventing scenarios that didn't happen. Motorslice is a steam topseller right now, for a small indie game it's almost guaranteed to be a financial success unless the dev is degen gambler tier bad with money.
I'm telling you not to post or trust ai summaries because until something becomes common knowledge they are incredibly unreliable and prone to just filling in the gaps with absolute bogus info. This is also not getting into how "common knowledge" itself can just be wrong or a misconception and the AI will present that as fact because it can't understand context or nuance.
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>>738426357
you crouch under it, you're doing it right there
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>>738442527
You sure are fucking stupid.
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>>738442808
apparently not faggot
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>>738441608
We need a full mole count of P's many moles.
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I missed this thread up all day, I'll make and post some webms in a minute
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>>738441910
God, I hate Game Pass. It's such a confusing mess of shit. This is why Xbox needs to die by 2030, they're a cancer.
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>>738442763
I cheesed the whole area by abusing the infinite wall run/climb exploit.
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It's a dudes game about his waifu.
I wish more of these were made.
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>>738443172
Why do you hate free games?
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>>738409164
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>>738443952
me on the left
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>>738443513
>free
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>>738412845
You don't like all of the rougue-like shovelware?
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>>738442887
>the sycophantic machine that needs you to keep using it reassures you that you're not fucking stupid so you keep asking it stupid questions
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>>738444039
Yes, they are free, I found login password for gamepass on the internet.
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>>738444269
so we don't trust the AIs word anymore?
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>>738427592
Damn, look at how pixelated her bellybutton is
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disappointed with the gore. it's just default ragdoll with some body parts falling off. no impact, no crush, you can clearly see dev is not into ryona and just put it in on a checklist.
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>>738417917
I want to cum in Tsuri-chan's hat and then make her wear it.
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>>738415134
>youtuber asks this question too
Why is everyone so retarded this year? The sandstorm blowing in the wind didn't tip you off?
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Wish there were more mini-boss sized enemies that had QTE cinch attacks
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>>738445123
I wonder if you can parry the tip truck's wheels or the grader's blades.. I never even knew you could parry a boss attack till I instinctively swung at the Bagger's opening attack and got a MGR style counter.
>>738444909
What possible facet of the sandstorm tips you off to how all the big machines turn into sand on death, retard? Go on, spoon feed me.
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>>738427293
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>>738445419
This is what counts as gooner now?
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>>738445473
This too and probably a bunch of other interactions
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>>738423693
Thanks Ai
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>>738445473
Is the internet trivializing language? What the hell is James Bond and what about Fast Furious sex appeal then?
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>>738445370
I never tried with the very first truck boss, but every other boss does indeed have a parry. Have yet to try with the mini roller trucks but i bet you can.
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>>738445938
Finding out you can 'parry' the rotating drill bits was a huge discovery because it effectively reduced the threat of a large amount of areas. Still can't parry concrete or gravity though.
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>>738445938
Truck has a parry too
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>>738446041
Which part though? The part where it drives at you or the part where it tips the bucket?
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>>738427592
>>738428445
>>738445473
someone said before but this really should've been an alt costume
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Motorslice 2 when?
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>>738446382
Perhaps never. Many indie devs famously make one game and then never make another.
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>>738445473
the gooner stuff is there but it's pretty overblown compared to say, gacha
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>>738446040
does it just shut them off or something? feel like i should try parrying the swinging cylinder traps now
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>>738441876
NTA, not really, feels like an asset flip and that unlike games like Dragon's Crown that substantiated the smut with gameplay, Motorslice only has that e-girl thing going on for it, aka "goonslop"
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>>738443952
>Everyone should agree on everything
You might be retarded
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>>738441810
Eh, it is more whimsical than your average 20s game, and graphics are in that limbo between PS1 and PS2 that "muh PS1 graphics" fags fall into all the time. So yes, it's pretty much a 2004 game.
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>>738441301
Parry, I completely forgot that existed for some of the bosses lmao.
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>>738447019
Like all traps (except mines) it shuts it off for a small period of time and makes it safe to walk on. Swinger blades are still lethal even after stunning them though.
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>>738408582
sexo
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>>738447326
Are you retarded?
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>>738411348
>Anime was a mistake
Kek
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>>738441693
It's a metaphor
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>738411838
>Mediocre game
>But the devs are so talented!
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>>738427293
She isn't fat, brown, middle aged, trans ect ect. That makes it a 'gooner game' in 2026, yet somehow tranny simulatorslop isn't to these people.
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just saw a video if you mess with her too much in the starting menu she quits the game
this is real gaming
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>>738445419
How do you do this?
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Doing some testing on bosses, has anyone managed to parry the walker bosses' big drill arm poke? I can parry his foot stomp easily enough but either my reaction time is shot or the drill arm poke is unblockable.
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>>738451245
Oh, she does it on her own, nevermind.
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So does he browse here?
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>>738427293
Let me fix that
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>>738451704
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>>738451776
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>>738451660
>>738451704
>>738451776
>>738451795
>japanese man yelling sex in tunnel.mp4
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my friend fell for the shilling on x and bought this game
he refunded the next day
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Doing a cum tribute of the next P image replying to this post
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>>738451660
>>738451704
>>738451776
>>738451795
How many artists did they hire to shill this game? I think they should make a new law so the artists have to use #ad like everyone on YouTube.
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artfag here and im gonna draw the girl, any requests? can be anything
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>>738452472
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>>738452957
armpits
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I've made discoveries for parryables
Tiptruck rotating drill on the front, Tires
Result; Stuns for about four seconds but isn't actually all that helpful
Heli; Inconclusive
Walker; Foot stomps are all parryable, drill pole poke is not unless you need galactic level reaction speed
Crane; Cranes are parryable and stun for about twenty seconds it seems. Maybe longer
Double bucket; Buckets are, didn't test on the treads but I'll go back and see.
Grader; Blades are not, wheels are and it flips it as if you baited it over the series of wind fans.
Bagger; Standard approach attack is, can only presume all the traps and bits on it are also stunnable.
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>>738452957
P getting raped by Diggers
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>>738453004
Goddamn it, too late
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>>738426729
>bandicam in 2026
holy sovl
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>>738453335
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>>738452957
Lying in a field of artificial grass
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>>738411423
>now
There's been flagrant Mega Man Star Force shill generals (complete with "buy this game!" text verbatim) for months now. This OP is nothing.
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>>738453335
I'd put it in the backlog regardless. >>738453432
This is soulful : )
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88 get
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>>738452957
P talking to the Trader from Killing Floor 1 while having a Berserker icon above P's head.
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>>738453848
Nice penta
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>>738451795
To be honest:
>serious (You) who tries to put up a façade of professionalism with a perverted female character that keeps teasing and sometimes forcing him into lewd situations
is a superior porn scenario to
>pervert (You) who tries to creep on female character who keeps trying to keep a professional demeanour
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>>738416764
They also let them post steam chart threads which are full of shills and controlled opposition faggots who pretend to hate the game with a passion. When did steam charts become a /v/ obsession? It's so idiotic. Do NPCs really care about how well a game is doing? Only the dev (and the publisher) should care about that. I'm pretty sure it's a recent thing.
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>>738451369
I doubt it but it was funny to see him drop this garbage
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Final verdict; Fuck this fucking game. I parried the 'final' boss once and it just sat there for the entire encounter and never flew again till it died. Zero challenge, zero effort, zero fucking consideration for the medium you're trying to create a spiritual successor too. Did the Titans just roll over and take it when Wander climbed them? Fucking NO.
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>>738455368
I didn't get very much SoTC from it. It felt much more like it was inspired primarily by the 2003 version of Prince of Persia.
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>>738455445
The words of the devs said it was inspired by SotC and the bosses were very reminiscent of that design philosophy at least in principle, absolutely not in execution.
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>>738455368
Yeap that's how I felt as well, game was rushed out and no final boss was pure ass.

Collecting all the orbs does nothing as well by the way just for the "achievement"
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>the only thing preventing me from getting 100% completion is that I'm not a worthless coomer loser
I've won but nobody but me will understand it.
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>>738456393
just touch the chainsaw woman, anon

do it
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>>738456559
he's scared of women. a common thing among the posters of 4chan.
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>>738456393
worthless tranny loser is arguably worse
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>>738456830
>Calling me a tranny for not being on board with the most boilerplate waifu faggotry to come out in a while
I pity you for being so mentally vulnerable to predictable tropes and concepts you poor stupid idiot.
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>>738420395
It's 100% the old school drum n bass aesthetic and the girl model that's attracting (mostly) the younger audience
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>>738456393
You already paid for the game so the devs won anyway.
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>>738456393
>anon spergs out when asked to touch a woman
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>>738456393
jumpscare do not open
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>>738456947
>Calling me a tranny for not being on board with the most boilerplate waifu
huh? who cares? im calling you a tranny for seething about it so hard
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>>738456393
Based woman respecter
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Watching favelabros rally around this 5/10 forgettable slop like their lives depend on it has been significantly more entertaining than the game itself, I fear
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>>738408582
>motorslice type 4
>its not a racing game, its another low budget nier automata clone
wow consider me shocked when i see the level of shilling for this game and it all makes sense
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>>738457563
I don't respect women. I also have zero interest in engaging with this pathetic behavior.
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Honestly I wasn’t gonna call this a shill thread but after reading it, it very clearly is. The insane hostility to any criticism. The weird effort gone into “owning haters” reeks of the dev and his discord looking for ways to force a narrative

Haven’t even seen any gameplay posted but multiple posts of “look at this Troon calling game bad but dev responds epic style!!”
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>>738408582
BUY AN AD YOU FUCKING SHILL!!


#sponsored
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#keepit1000
#blacklivesmatter
#bbc
#blacked.com
#toddlerpussy
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>>738458538
Faggot
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>>738456393
>anon says "I do not wish to engage with this low effort goonbait"
>nothing else negative at all
>still sends shills into a defensive meltdown
o im laffin
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>>738456393
Nigga you bought the game, you're already what you hate
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>>738458538
right here fuckface >>738440819
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>>738458667
I bought the game for the megastructure. I bought the game for the giant construction vehicles. I bought the game because it was MEANT to be Shadow of the Colossus but rampaging construction vehicles possessed. If I could mod unity at all I'd rip out all non-lore slacker conversations and the blush mechanics. Fuck you.
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>>738458783
HAHAHAHHAHA HE ACTUALLY BUY ANNAD LMAAAOOO YOU'RE FUCKING SHILL CONFIRMED FAGGOTT!!

#bump
#backtopage1
#sponsored
#ad
#keepit1000
#blacklivesmatter
#bbc
#blacked.com
#toddlerpussy
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>>738458783
kek no way
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>>738408582
Bumpy?
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>>738408582
Demo was decent but I don't know if I want to play the full game
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>>738414538
>the gay tranny faggot defense force has arrived
He posted that bad review publicly and is now getting shit for it. This is the natural order of things. Stop running damage control for someone just because they're gay, it makes all you fags look tribalistic and retarded.
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>it makes all you fags look tribalistic and retarded
>said the huemonkey as he and everyone in his favela won't shilling this garbage because it's from their shithole
KEK
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>>738461325
You've been malding non stop for three days.
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>>738456682
no man is actually scared of women. any fear is toward what other men (his boss, the state, etc.) will do to him at the behest of women
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