Why are moids like this?
This is really frustrating, you ALWAYS wake up when it's getting interesting.And when you get that rare day off guess what, you don't EVEN FUCKING DREAM
>>738503793When is seedance models going to be open souced im not paying for api calls
>>738503793why does she have the thanos glove
>>738503793>drinks the entire bobba tea iced coffee in 2 seconds flatGAWD DAYUM! Bitch slow the fuck down those things are like $12 each holy shit Im not made out of money
>tfw no anime VR wife
>>738503894For me it's when I lucid dream and when I am about to fuck the girl that the dream immediately starts to trail off and I slowly wake up. For some reason lucid dreaming for me only happens when I about to wake up and not during deep sleep
>>738503894>that moment you realize you're in a dream and feel yourself slowly drifting away from the cute girl you've been having adventures with>desperately trying to maintain a dream state but your eyes shoot open and you end up just lying there wanting to dieHappened to me twice. I spent so much time learning how to lucid dream just so I could see her again.
>>738504192>spent so much time learning how to lucid dream just so I could see her again...did it work? what guides worked for you?i can barely dream (or remember them), much less lucidlywhen i said that to my dad he was chocked because he literally ALWAYS lucid dreams since he was a kid, we spent a good half an hour assuming the other was just shit talking
>>738504452>>738504192Pretty sure lucid dreaming usually happens when you try sleeping while being exhausted, because your brain is still very active despite your body being in shut down mode. If you have a day off, chances are you stay idle for most of the day so it's less likely to happen.
>>738503793>ywn have a generic soulless looking corporate chink gf
>>738504452Sadly no. I've tried everything, even some bs Revolver Ocelot level reverse hypnosis but despite my best efforts I rarely dream.
>>738504452>i can barely dream (or remember them)This is a sleep schedule problem.Remembering your dreams is all about waking up during the right sleep brain pattern.
>>738503793Yeah, imagine wanting to spend a nice day with a cute girl that isn't repulsed by you, what a bunch of fags, haha.
>>738503953Its not gonna happen. Jew gonna Jew
>>738503793is this a marketing post? who the fuck gets attached to such a generic looking gacha character like this? this design specifically was completely half-assed since they butchered the jap area due to chink censorship
>>738503793Besides the anime shit, which blame japan, this seems fine? Replace it with a normal woman and whatever?
>>738504827>completely half-assed since they butchered the jap area due to chink censorshipits time for your medication, amerimutt
>>738503793She's so perfect, lads...
What's moid mean?
>>738503953As soon as a based anon leaks them
>>738504883Appearance of a female, short for "femoid." Someone who looks like a woman, unsure status.
>>738503894>you ALWAYS wake up when it's getting interestingThat's because you forget the dreams you aren't woken up during. Your mind doesn't create memories during sleep.
>>738504181Well thats because as you wake up is when you start to really activate your brain. From my experience it was easier to experience lucid dreaming if I were to wake up and go back to sleep right after(especially if you wake up in a shock when its still in the middle of the night but then knock out right after)>>738504452Something I used to do if I wanted to be lucid intentionally was hold my hand open right in front of my face when going to sleep. As you go to sleep while still sleeping you focus on it and as you drift to sleep and dream the first thing you should see is you holding your hand, and as long as you dont get shocked into waking up after that your good. Also what this anon says >>738504542From personal experience even if Im not lucid when Im exhausted I can at least remember most of what happens while I dream
>>738504859it literally was, hsr scrapped a big portion of the area and they hobbled together silverwolf lv69 last second for an anniversary character. they turned the leaves of a sakura tree fucking orange. do some fucking research before you start posting your wacky meds memes you dumbass nigger
>>738505216Then you know full well that SW is a pretty popular character that people would fantasize with. She is Bronya afterall.
>>738503894>>738504192Here's a pro dream tip.When you wake up, don't wake up.Your brain will try to tell you to wake up, don't listen to it. Don't open your eyes, don't move, don't think about anything but your dream. You will be able to continue in a pseudo dream state. Not as good as a real lucid dream but it works.Also the darker the room the better. blackout curtains or an eyemask makes it easier.
>>738505405Nta but anyone experience a suffocating feeling when you are about to lucid dream or is that just sleep apnea?
>>738503793RYAN GOSLING DOT MP4
>tranimeBut hey, the only reason why this off topic thread has any interest from me is that there was one dream I had a couple nights ago just basically remembering a past event>be me>16 at the time during the summer>at my dad's house>went over to a neighbor's house to hang out with a friend five years younger than me>turns out his cousin was visiting that day>she's a year younger than me, red hair, pretty face, pink thin sweater, blue jeans>she did kiss me a lot that dayMy two sisters that were also there weren't very happy about it, and I haven't thought about it much lately. It was a good day.
Nobody views Silver Slop like this.
>>738504827>who the fuck gets attached to such a generic looking gacha character like this?I'll say this much. You don't choose to who you fall in love with. Still love my little bagwife aftter all these years <3
>>738505665>>tranime>>be me>unprompted bloggingI hope you get tortured to death by the mexican cartels, tourist.
>>738503793>men want to share tender moments with the woman they sacrifice for>women want to be violently raped by a werewolf with a 19 inch dickIts time to admit these two creatures are incompatible.
>>738503793Silver Wolf keeps getting spammed everywhere and I don't even know what game she's from
>>738505791Chinks do.
>>738503793I thought that was Koseki Bijou from the thumbnail
>>738504452I brute forced lucid dreams. Dig around some and find techniques to try. Something may work better for you than it does me but there are like 2 things that I feel are so important they are non-negotiable and will get you started. Try other stuff and experiment, but the two big things for me are1. Dream journal. "If I lucid dream I'll remember it." No. You will not. "I don't really dream much" Yes, you dream as much as any other person. Forgetting dreams is just what a brain does, and if you fell like you never dream your brain is just better at forgetting it. Get a dream journal. Actively train your brain to remember dreams. Keep a notebook and pen next to your bed. Right when you wake up, write down everything you can remember. The more you do it the better you get at remembering dreams. Also it's fun to flip through it on the pot. It's a pain in the ass. You're tired and don't want to write. Tough. You have to do it and you have to do it every time you wake up. Even if it's the middle of the night and you have to piss. Take the minute to write it down. Every single time, no exceptions.2. Reality checks. There are 2 ways to go about this and you have to find the right reality check that works for you. My reality check is pinching my nose shut and trying to breathe thorough my nose. Of course I can't when I'm awake, but when I'm asleep I can breathe through my nose when pinching it shut. Works a treat. Find your reality check, then figure out WHEN to do it. Any time you walk through a doorway, reality check or something. I just brute forced it. Any time I thought of it, I would do a reality check. I did it so often I started doing it in my dreams and bam, I'm lucid. Just be careful of routine. Every time you check, take a moment to actually step back and focus on a question in your mind. "Am I dreaming?" Then reality check. If you just do it without thinking or focusing on it, you'll do it in a dream, go "oh, neat", then immediately lose lucidity.
>>738506308I tried brute forcing dreams before and it gave me a head ache and I almost suffocated in my sleep. Never again.
>>738505907Always were. That's what life is all about, you make do with what little you have. But nowadays everyone keeps getting mad that reality doesn't align with their dreamed up perfect world.
>>738503793Seriously though why is sleep like 7 hours of black void then an hour of kino right before being rudely awaken by an alarm?
>>738506673>MGQ kitsune mookBased image and trvthful take. We are, all of us, doing our best.I'd almost call it a good thing that more and more people are getting angry about the world not being what they want it to be- but no one is doing anything to even nudge it in that direction, and just screaming into the void.
>>738505907>women want to share tender moments with the man they'd sacrifice for>men want to be violently raped by a werewolf with a 19 inch dickThis is also true. But we'll pretend like the degenerate niggers on this site and very board don't exist for your sake.
>>738504192>hit it off with a girl in a dream>hear an audible "hi" from behind me, in my head, that wakes me upi was shook when i woke up. i KNOW i actually heard her say hi. but i was just staring at the dark doorway to my bathroom
>>738503894That why you live alone in a sound proof and blacked out room with no electronics nearby. Bonus points if you sleep in a salt water chamber.
>>738503793>have a dream >something incredibly sweet or nice is happening to me>can immediately tell it's a dream just from that alone>force myself to wake up from it even though I don't have toworst part is trying to forget it so I won't spend the day on a bad mood, wish there were pills to avoid dreaming
>>738504045Who the hell do you think she is?
when i have a dream where im about to have sex with a hot girl, armed guards burst into the dream or a nuclear bomb explodes outside the window or anything else to stop me in the dream, because my subconscious knows this world/society would never let me fuck a hot girl
>>738505907Maybe muslims were right about women..
>>738505321>She is Bronya afterall.theres literally a bronya in star rail
>>738503793>wake up>still tired>go back to sleep>always the most insane dreamswhy does it work like that
>>738505907imagine saying this on the biggest gooner board on 4chan
>>738504768>Jew gonna JewBut seedance is a chink AI
>>738506962yeah i had something similar where i heard someone say something as if there was someone next to me
>>738509335>asian jews
>>738503793Did Thanos use the infinity stones to become the little girl?
>>738509335Chink jews. Just look at WAN. its already at 2.7 version and they still not open source it.Ironically an actual jew releasing an AI model recently (LTX) its not as good as Seedance but at least its open source and uncensored
>>738509083There are like 3 bronyas in hsr and there will be more.
>>738503793I wish women were real bros
>>738506673In my dreamed up perfect world, you are by my side
>>738503894You wake up on your biological sleep hours and sleep again, you will have rem sleep in there. Bonus point if you could get a nap because 90% of the time you'l have a rem state in that nap
>>738505054>Your mind doesn't create memories during sleep.I mean they sorta do. James Cameron had a nightmare about terminators before even writing the movie so clearly they have some memory
>>738505216>if I repeat it enough times my headcannon will become realback to /vg/ with you
>>738503894You're conscious because you're close to waking up in the first place
>>738504827This.OG Silver Wolf mogs the shit out of her, all of these newer designs look like they come straight out of chatgtp's asshole.
>>738503894>have a semi lucid dream>titfuck an irl booba model>wake up when cooming in dream>also coomed irlFUUUUU
>great dream>wake up, remember it, piece it together>try to build off it>my stupid rational brain can't compete
>>738503793SILVER WOLF SEXOOO
>>738506962>>738509436You guys are possessed.
>>738503793Why do you pretend to be something you're not to try and make people angry?
>>738503894How do you guys get anime girl dreams? All I get is liminal dreams of me wandering around abandoned spaces.
>>738512959your perception of the world relies on a lump of meat. give it some slack
>>738512491It’s right though.They delayed the region at the last minute and even renamed it to something less Japanese sounding.The entire game is a joke at this point.
>>738513262This site is filled with paid and unpaid hoyoshills that will immediately call you a liar, but people with actual eyes and a brain can see this shit for what it is.
>>738513262>>738513484>The seamonkey cries again >>>/vg/. Now.
ARGH, SEX
>>738503894the existence is suffering and dreams are a part of this torture
>738505837>avatarfag has incredibly poor standardsof course
>>738504632>chinese corps assign you a gfseems based
>>738512959I dunno, I jerk awake often, thinking I hear my phone buzz. It's just your dreams making you think weird shit.
I get rejected by girls in my dreams. I cant win nowhere
>>738503793>hey let me condense the peak of mental illness into 4mb
>>738503894>wake up>quickly close my eyes>dream continuesHappened to me quite a lot especially lately.It usually only happens with the silly sandbox dreams but had it happen with a waifu dream too.
>>738513206>How do you guys get anime girl dreams?No idea. I only had it once.I dreamt that Gabriel was my girlfriendOne of the best dreams I ever had, since it was also unusually long and realisticI spent an entire day (in-dream) with her, mostly inside our apartment playing video games, watching 1980s action movies, and cuddling and fondling (totally in-character for her since she's a shut-in)I also cooked lunch for her and she loved my cookingIt was a dream that came totally out of nowhere since I had watched Gabriel DropOut years ago and it hadn't even crossed my mind recently.I tried everything to replicate it, even doing stuff like eating the same things by evening and night, without success
>>738513595China is brainwashing everyone to think this body type is pure sex
>>738513832Even in lucid dreams?
>>738514557Dont know how to do those
>only ever dream of gore and death>wake up more tired than when I went to bed>have a horrible fatalist/dreadful mood all day when the dream happensIm considering suicide at this point.
>>738516885dreams usually are reflections of your waking thoughts. You have issues anon.
>>738513206So you know how when falling asleep you can imagine stuff? Just imagine anime girl related stuff and fall asleep doing it
>>738503894wage cucking it
>>738516907NTA but I don't think that's the case. Most of my dreams consist of going to random places to do something or other. I never think about that stuff. Meanwhile things I do often think about are never reflected in my dreams.
>>738516885>the game over signal from Voices of the Voidwhat did you mean by that?
>>738506909>This is also trueNo it's not. This place is the most anti tranny corner on the internet.
I don't want to wake up anymore.
>>738512557I only recognize ONE Silver wolf.
>>738517550I just had a REALLY weird dream where I was at some gaming event and some ancient evil awakened (may have been my fault) and I was the only one left running away until I found a safehouse with someone else (A HERO)then I don't know if this was then or before when I was with friends or at the same time but i unscrewed some CPU looking thing to screw it into a microwave to power it on and somehow it was bridging electricity into a giant mech right outside and paralyzing it and keeping it from fighting the evil blue ghostbusters dog amalgamation or whatever the fuck it was somehow the mech got free and i was seeing the pilots perspective like watching an anime and he put 2 and 2 together but he thought it was PS5s at the event being turned on that paralyzed him with electricity and then the commander or something ordered everyone to destroy all PS5s on sight so that the mechs could fightalso at some point I was playing soccer on a full sized field with like 5 people and earlier a fat nigger pulled a tiny gun on me for pushing him off a walkway as revenge for him doing it to me earlierit also had a bunch of people I haven't spoken with in years
>Why are moids like this?This but unironically1. Why guys are slaves even in their dreams?2. Why your dreams are so simple and boring? It's something that dogs should dream, not humans.
>>738503894im glad when i wake up, my vivid dreams are often fucking horrifyingi had a recent one that was surprisingly peaceful; it was about a kid in a rural american town getting bullied to fuck in school, but he has a little brother with psychic powers that confronts the school bully in a secluded area one day and crunches his head like a fruit. i think it was meant to be a metaphor for gun violence.
imagine knowing so little about how dreams work that you think iths is a thing
>>738505907>>men want to share tender moments with the woman they sacrifice forThis but unironically. This is literally better than porn.
>dream about family screaming at each other>scream at them about how miserable they make me and how desperate I am to be alone >brother shows up>scream at him too >he is completely calm and only says >I'm not giving up on you>break down crying >wake up in my childhood bedroom where I listen to my parents scream at each other every daymy real brother would never do something like that
Yall ever dream about raping women?
>>738518121sybau troon
no Gabe in lightning underpants.what are you doing internet?
The last time this happened to me I had a dream where I creampied my female manager at work who’s 10 years older than me. I’m married with kids.
>>738504768Well when is WAN or LTX (the labs or the community) going to start making models that rivals Seedance? Considering that even Stable Diffusion and Flux is able to get to what NovelAI/GPT/NanoBanana in about 1-2 years they'll definitely going to be able to
>>738509867They released it as open sourced for the community to free beta test it... So then they lock down the 2.5 and 2.7 version..Kinda like Flux. Open sourced first, then with Kontext for Flux 2D they closed sourced it. Then ZiT, Qwen and Anima came out and got popular and they're like, "oh shit", and Flux Klein is open sourced.
>>738505665>cries about 'tranime'>immediately blogpostsjfc
>>738518170Women want that too anon**in their mid 30ies after failing to secure a mate and they feel the pressure
>>738518292No.But there was at one time where I watched anime girls got caught by tentacles in a dream
>>738503793I used to have dreams like this but I started hating women so much that my dreams have been replaced by me and my furry femboy bf killing women
>>738518553Fucking based
>>738518654I hate how my experience has been similar. I wanted to believe, but that's been ages ago.
>>738518524@groks is this real?
>>738504192>>738504669Have you tried Magnesium Glycinate? I've seen people say they get very vivid dreams after taking a large dose of it (probably more than 200mg.)
>>738514415hot
Just don't dream
>>738503793I have a dream in which man will be judged by the color of their skin
>>738503793Completely unrelated, but so is this thread. Recommend me some books for this feel. I know there are movies and I know there are no games not VNs for this feel, so looking for books. Romance written by females is insufferable.
>>738520094Ever since I switched to vaping it instead of smoking the dreams came back, and I'm glad for that.
>>738503894Be Grateful you can dream.
>dream about masturbating>wake up with cum in my pants What an absolute fucking loser I am that I’m not even getting pussy in my WET DREAMS, FUCK!
>>738520467can you imagine an apple in you head?
>>738520556Yes
>>738511928Holy shit nigger did you even read his post?
>>738503894Sleep earlywake up in the middle of the nightSleep again.It is just this simple.
>>738503883kys nigger
>>738520467I've recently disliked having dreams. They can only contains things "I know" or have "thought about" because it's all inside my head after all. It's quite a depressing thought.
>>738513595BRONYA-CHAN SEX!!!
>>738520885Show me the way seanig and I'll follow suit
>>738503894>And when you get that rare day off guess what, you don't EVEN FUCKING DREAMUnder normal circumstances you have several dreams during a nights sleep, you just don't remember them.
>>738503793
>>738522305imagine
>if you cum in the dream you cum in real life
>managed to become lucid once in my entire life>got so exited that it woke me up
>>738503894>dream I meet a qt girl in a party with friends and we hit it off right away>I don't drop my spaghetti and am not a social sperg, instead we talk and drink and I feel butterflies in my stomach >feel content >wake up>vividly feel the exact same feelings I had in the dream, while awake I love dreaming, I hate dreaming.
>>738505216>retarded nigger things only nippon has cherry blossomsimagine the levels of buck breaking when this retarded /v/troon realizes 99% of GRORIOUS NIPPON HESTOREY is just stolen chink shit lol
>>738503894>have dream>wake up as its getting nice>have nightmare>wake up in the middle of the night>if I go back to bed right away then the nightmare resumes.>have to stay up atleast 15-20 minutes or else it resumes.Anyone else have this issue?
You guys get coherent dreams with actual plot? Mine are always schizophrenic sporadic nonsense.
>>738523759happens to the best of us
>>738524860I used to have recurring dreams when I was younger and out of nowhere ten years later I got the sequelthe human brain is CRAZY
Why is it that my IQ increases when I sleep? Right after I wake up when I'm still in bed with my eyes still closed I can think deep thoughts I'm never able to think of through the day not to mention my imagination improves. Brainfog?
>>738503894I have decided that dreams don't happen in real time. But in the very short moment between your ear hearing the alarm and your brain interpreting the signal. I'm a genius, so disagreeing with me is not allowed.
>>738524860Kind of. I sometimes get dreams that are so vivid I remember them long after I wake up but then I have dreams that feel so real but immediately just disappear in my head when I wake up but I can somewhat remember that it happened.
>>738503894I haven't dreamed in like a year my brain chemistry is whack
most of my dreams are just a series of mild frustrations preventing me from accomplishing what I want to do and then I wake up pissed off
>>738503894only in my dreams did i get to see the girl i love. she doesnt exist in the real world anymore and im not the same person i was 20 years ago.i wish i did so many things differently back then, we were both kids and victims of circumstance. im sorry megan.
Sometimes i dream about cheese
>>738504719This, but trust me when I say you don't want this. Being yanked out of REM sleep 3-5 times a night fucking sucks. I remember my dreams but I wake up feeling like a ghoul.
>>738524860Yes. My brain makes up some plotline that I'm dropped into, like a small story. Random setting, usually fantastic, sci-fi or post-apocalyptic. Random characters, I can't even remember when I dreamt of my friends and family members.There is a semblence of a story but it's mostly just existing in the setting. I think my brain learned that there's no need for a complete story because I wake up before it could conclude anyways.I can't really change them like some vivid dreamers can, but the dream itself is much clearer than most people talk about their dreams. Less "fuzzy" I'd say.I write short stories for myself from these and use parts of it in my TRPG campaigns so I love my dreams very much. Fantastic inspiration.
i think silverwolf sucksgenerally any chinese design is bad and a slapshod chinese designer clothing slapped on a character
>>738505907i want to share tender moments with a werewolf gf with G cups that could just tear me in two.so frankly i think i can make this work
How long til deep dive vr?
>>738525736>ten years later I got the sequelgod damn it, don't remind me
>>738504859Planarcadia is literally the best written planet since Belobog. Pure action with minimal fluff. The content cuts were a blessing in disguise.
>>738528118>i think silverwolf sucks
>>738505907>not wanting to share tender moments with the werewolf woman with a 19 inch dick you sacrifice for
>>738528371dunno about the writing but it's dumb fun and it looks nice
>>738516885I also occasionally get dreams(nightmares) of strange creatures trying to communicate with me and then murdering me if I don't respond, some of them just disappear and I wake up
>>738503894Not always. I had a dream that Jane Doe and I ran off together and settled in a little oasis nestled between hollows and had a whole litter of rat children and grew old together. That's arguably worse than waking up halfway through.
What a bunch of fucking losers
>>738503793I dreamt that I had breakfast with my brother last night. We had toast with jelly, it was nice. In real life we haven't had a conversation for years.
>>738528537sucks cock
>>738529383sauce
>>738504849being attracted to women is evileven purely romanticallyactually especially if its romantic. creepy icky.
>>738529903This but unironically. All the evil in the world can be traced back to a bunch of simps that think with their dicks, and treat women like equals.
>>738505558I think you're just fat
>>738530000FUCKING WITNESSED
>>738530000
>>738529691https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/73089747/post/137234299kemono is dead
Dreams are fucking crazy and feels like the kind of thing if we tried to explain to an alien species they'd think we're fucking with em.I'm glad neuroscience is still underdeveloped and there's shit we don't really understand about ourselves.
>>738505558open your window
>>738530131so is coomer, right? videos don't even load anymore, not sure if its on my end
>>738524860I used to get nightmares about zombies and Nemesis until one day I had some wacky looney tunes-tier dream where a giant licker dropped on me, and I punched it to the stratosphere.
>>738530575the site is dead, the mod imageboard is down, nothing works. zoomer pirates need to direct link everything for clout
Anyone else have dreams where the sensation feels real despite you never experienced it before. Same with knowledge.
Had a dream where I started fist fighting Blizzard for shutting down WoW private servers.Haven't played that shit since 2008.
>>738505405>You will be able to continue in a pseudo dream stateIs that what it is? I always assumed it was me just using my imagination to keep it going a bit longer unconsciously
>>738530736Fuck, I hate it. Kemono was my lifeblood, I checked it nearly daily for the shit ton of niche jap artists I followed on there that exclusively upload to fanbox
>>738524860Most of my dreams are like movies. Sometimes I am part of superhero team and climbing to some villain's tower, sometimes I am part of SCP MTF unit going to investigate some anomaly, or stuck in a mansion haunted by Freddy Krueger with a pet cerberus(kek), etc. Note that I don't really watch movies or care for capeshit, I do like reading SCP though.I have done quite a lot of lucid dreaming in highschool so more vivid dreams are often lucid for me and I can steer them however I wish. I never have nightmares, I enjoy the spooky ones and fight with whatever I face there.I had a handful of dreams with my waifu too. Most often she appears just as dakimakura or a figure, but it's not that hard for me to manifest her in more lucid dreams.
>>738530902I suppose. Well you are technically still asleep but also conscious. It allows your brain to control your thoughts, but unlike lucid dreaming where you are 100% immersed in the dream, here you are aware that you are physically in your room, laying on your bed. The sensations will also not be as strong compared to dreaming. It will be more like just watching scenes play out but in first person.
>>738531157site was gonna die the moment people were direct linking instead of forcing people to search for it. Lesson learned
>>738530000the fuck i thought dubs were impossible to get on /v/ ???????????????????????????????
>>738530263They feel crazy until you get to try strong psychedelics.
>>738530736fucking hell, i hate twitterniggers
>>738531464idk if I ever will I dont know people
>>738531341Not to mention that after when others complain about it going down those same zoomers go>HEY BUDDY NO ONES BEEN USING THAT EVERYONES BEEN USING [linked pirate site that no one wanted posted] every single time, repeat ad nauseum
>>738506909>men want to be violently raped by a werewolf with a 19 inch dick Can you fags pollute some other board pls, thanks
>>738531334The worst part of the conscious half state is my mind starts to shove in shit I don’t want like that one song I can’t get out of my head. It’s been pissing me off since it’s always the same 5 second clip it repeats, it really messes with the flow of things and causes me to fully wake up
>>738531537Onions are your friends
>>738503793>Be me>Get tired of nightmares>Get mad about how they happen>Get really mad>Start throwing myself at my nightmare, screaming and trying beat the shit out of them>Now I never have nightmares, since I always turn them into wrestling matches were I beat the shit of them>Just No-sell their bullshit so they can't fuck with meAnd that's my cool dream story, thank you for reading.
>>738532401Honestly most of my nightmares nowadays are just bad days at the job playing on repeat, like getting yelled at by my manager. Like getting a nightmare about ghosts is still fucking scary as shit but it almost never happens to me anymore as an adult.
>>738503793I just woke up from a dream where I was sitting at a bus stop during my commute and none of the buses that passed were going where I wanted to go so I just sat there waiting endlessly for my bus
Well, if we are blogging about sleep:>fight something in a dream>kick it with all my might>wake up at that very instant and end up kicking the wall with full forceI also sometimes jump right out of bed, incredibly nimbly, the very moment I wake up. It takes maybe half a second and I'm up on my feet trying to process how I got here. Somehow I manage to untangle myself from the blanket, BOUNCE myself off the fucking mattress and flip over to the right side of the bed if necessary, and stand up, automatically. Usually in the morning, but it has happened in the middle of the night as well. The dreams where I fall to my death also have me do crazy shit in real life with no way to control it.Has anybody else experienced something like this? I'm starting to get concerned that eventually I will hurt myself just trying to sleep.
>>738532401i only see nightmares but i die in so many ways i can never prepare for them
>>738533992i want to sex you
>>738534454Thanks?
>>738536587*smooch*
>>738513595this picture is such a shame. if they had drawn sex wolfs feet it would be a total gallon remover
>>738537103stop it that's LITERALLY rape
>>738503793Man, girls.Girls, man.>>738503894The dream doesn't so much end, as much as it has already happened and what you think you're experiencing in real-time, is just your brain "rewinding" the tape right before waking up. Ever had an hours long dream happen during a 10 minute nap? That's it, dilated time.
>>738537202they know people would literally die due to dehydration if they did that
>>738526010I get this too when I've just woken up but I'm still half asleep. It's like the subconscious part of my mind is working in tandem with the conscious/awake part, and I get "shower thoughts" that are incredibly articulate and have insane clarity. Basically free therapy session with myself. Very therapeutic
>>738529256sadge
>>738503793I mostly have cool adventure dreams and walking around in empty cities with large, weird architecture. Peoplefags can stay out.
just listen to women asmr on youtube you get free affection without dealing with the bullshit
>>738532957Same. I never have the outlandish dreams where I can jump over oceans or fly through cityscapes it’s always just awkward interactions and experiences with people I know irl and makes me wake up feeling anxious as fuck, only has gotten worse now that I’m laying off weed and booze so dreams are more vivid.
>>738503793Loneliness because 80% of women date 20% of men.
>>738538160well, suggest some videos then
>>738505907I'm sorry, I read this as >men want to share tender moments with the werewolfwoman with a 19inch dickAnd was disappointed with my dyslexzila got me again.
>>73853834799% of asmr is just moderately attractive women whispering into a mic, just search (interaction/scenario) asmr and something will pop up. Stop being retarded nigga.
>>738520467That's because you always wake up to an alarm clock
>>738533992The worst is still falling in a dream. That without fail always gets my body to jerk uncontrollably so I end up elbowing or kicking something nearby, like my dog who likes to sleep on my bed sometimes.
>>738503793Holy shit she fucking absorbs that fuckin tea like a god damned shamwow.
>>738503894You post reminds me of the SA post who said that he was experimenting with lucid dreaming, managed to create a little village or city based on some game he loved, and this character said the could access their place if he ACKed himself. He said that never got so damn close to suicide lmao
>>738504045it is an upgraded version of one of the first 5 stars in the game, the character originally was shown to be a hacker and was an in-universe video game player.the upgraded version goes all in with memes and references, thanos glove, TTGL visor, pacman summon, minecraft sword, ect.
>>738516885In most cases dreams should be disregarded. A good dream is deceptive. If you have a dire nightmare it should remind you how to conduct yourself in waking life
>>738518015aint readin allat tbdesu famalan
Is it weird if I have AGP dreams?>be me>dream I'm Katyusha from GuP>something something soviet tank attack>dreams end with being naked bathing with Nonna and Klara
>>738503894>beautiful girl appears in dream>tell her to fuck off
>have an alarm to get up at 9>at 8:59, within my dream>something something "time to wake up anon">get physically sucked into the void and pulled out of my dream, in my dream>wake up normally, sit up>10 seconds later, alarm goes off>every timehow
>>738504741>Their real weakness is the power of friendship bravo
>>738503894you do dream on that day off, you just forget it because you're not waking up immediately in the middle of a rem phase with the dream still fresh in your mindhere's a pro tip, set the alarm at the same hours you use during your wageslave week, but when you turn it off you go back to sleep while thinking mind awake body asleep or whatever and you'll enter the really fun state of lucid dreaming where you can fuck all the anime bitches you want and get really sick of it
>>738503894>can lucid dream well>suddenly feel myself losing control one night>whatever theres a hot chick and she took pic related form anyway if it becomes a nightmare I can wake myself up>get a blowjob from her even though I know its gonna be a wet dream but again whatever its still going well>cum knowing I got a mess to clean up>wake up>nothing there>it was a fucking succcuubbuss
>>738538347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YopS2Mm2f_A
I really don't care about lonely people's political opinions at all yet they are the most opinionated about politics and society. Most of you are neurodivergent to boot. This is just pathetic. You are pathetic. You are short sighted and a slave to your insecurities. You are ugly on the inside and outside, you are also stupid and lizard brained.
>Been shaving my head for the past 6 months>Have a dream I have long hair>And that I'm Albert Wesker>Hair gets in the way when I dodge>"Playing" RE4 Mercenary Mode with one hand holding my hair in a ponytail while punching Ganados and trying to find a hair tie
>>738540397Welcome to 4chan
>>738540397who asked? wear a uterus hat and attend a rally
>>738540397>I really don't care about lonely people's political opinions at all yet they are the most opinionated about politics and society.All my grandparents were probably the most opinionated people I knew IRL. And they, well, weren't lonely for most of their life.
>>738518121>Indian>Tranny>FaggotWhat do you call that, a triple handicap?
>>738520662The teachers aren't lying when they say people can't ready anymore
>>738540397Where do you think you are?
>>738540397And you're right at home
>>738539185It's normal. I even had dreams where I switched back and forth between being a male and female character. It depends on the scenario your brain cooked up, really.
>>738540397>He looked in the mirror and got mad
I don't want to die alone but I know it's the best outcome for me regardless. I can't stand people or emotional responsibility, and at the same time I want to know what it's like to love.
>>738539628you never woke up
>>738503793You faggots unironically need to touch grass
>>738530131>>738531157>>738531341>kemono is deadThis really sucks, I didn't even care about porn and gooning, but Kemono was also a great source for paywalled video game mods. Especially driving simulators.It surprises me that there's not a good site that's as practical to use as Kemono for paywalled vidya mods
>>738540397and ironically they are non-voters which means they are more likely to impose their beliefs on reality rather than wait for the politicos to pretend to do something about it
>>738505405
>>738541389It'll come back, it was dead for over 6 months at one point when it still used the yiff.party as its url
>>738530814Did you battle against anyone specific from Blizzard or it was solo vs everyone
>>738503793can't relate, i always sexually assault anime girls in my dream
>>738503894>>738505054lucid dreaming requires an open schedule and a long undisturbed length of time to manifest and then enjoy before you inevitably wake up
>>738503894>dream every single night>dreams so long they feel like they last weeks/months at a time>wake up feeling completely drained>dread it so much that I barely sleep anymore>been like this for almost a year alreadyMake it stop
>>738541371gbtr
>>738541896After I learned how to lucid dream, I completely stopped dreaming. It was as if a hidden part of my conscience said>no, you're not allowed to have fun anymoreand cut off the dreams because I now had control
>>738540229do you actually watch this shit nigga
>>738539628Nigga got the Klonoa ending
>>738505837>Still love my little bagwife aftter all these years <3You draw rape guro art of her.
>>738528371I hate this commentThe names sound like they were hallucinated by an ai
>>738538347aftynrose was the best and she doesn't make videos anymore but there is a gold mine
>>738503793>>738503883Literally same false flagger
>>738503793That's some powerful suction she's got there.
>>738540487Would Leon stand a chance against notWesker if he was at full health and without the Racoon AIDS? Honestly, Zeno didn't seem nearly as competent as Wesker, and Leon got the jump on him like 3 separate times.
>>738544546How would you even fight someone that can dodge so fast it seems like he's teleporting a few feet? The only reason he doesn't just instantly kill Leon is because he's so fucking arrogant he wants to savor the moment for way too fucking long giving Leon a chance to do something.Same reason Wesker lost to Chris and Sheva, except for the part where he was so full of viruses and shit he had light sensitivity and actually had a vulnerability to being blinded by bright lights.
>>738539489Dam this nigger is based.
>>738503793why is it so hard to get good milk tea in america?
>have a deja vu dream once every few years>but they're always really fucking lame, typically just the first half of some boring conversation i haven't yet had in some boring location i haven't yet been but will be soon, like a hotel room or waiting room or what-have-youit's like the world's worst superpower
>>738544891It's very inconsistent though. Even in the webm you posted he teleports behind Leon, but also gets elbowed in the face, that somehow staggers him (while Wesker could casually tank an RPG to the face) and then he even gets his arm chopped. He just doesn't feel like he's even close to Wesker.But then again in RE5 when they fight on the plane Wesker is still able to dodge gunfire at near point blank, but somehow Sheva is also able to dodge when he's shooting, even though realistically he should be able to aim and pull the trigger before she can even move an inch. So it's not like he was very consistent either.Probably reading too much into what's supposed to be a video game equivalent of an action flick.
All and every single one of my dreams are in a dusk/night abandoned city version of the city I live in with a rural and natural look with much more vegetation than usual and dirt roads rather than asphalt, mountains, ravines and oceans where large buildings would be, I can probably map the whole place for how consistent it is, almost as if every time I dream I'm being transported to a parallel universe, I can start in any given location but walk, float or fly to another location I have dreamed of before and it will be the same place as before in the same direction.The times I can fly I sometimes fly all the way up to see the place from above and recognize areas I have been before in my dreams.Also yes there is a very rare chance that my waifu will randomly spawn somewhere in my dreams.
>>738545497Like I said, he's savoring that moment. His eyes are rolling back and his balls are tightening as he slowly pulls the trigger. Distracted just enough Leon can throw an elbow I'm 99% sure it wasn't even loaded and when he raises it at the end he reloads while Leon chokes from the hit to his throat. He doesn't finish it because Grace interrupts.
I had this really weird thing where every time I ever need to speak above my natural volume in a dream I would completely lose my voice. Most of the times I was trying to yell in the open or at someone in particular, but occasionally it was even in normal conversation when I was trying to talk back to someone. After some family drama where I "stood up" to some people it doesn't happen anymore and I figured it was a symbol of my nonexistent ego. Now I've achieved self-actualization and can fap to anime women all day with no shame.
In a perfect world we would get government mandated monster girl gfs
>barely if ever dream>cope by just daydreaming about my waifu comforting me instead
>>738546115I always have more dreams / remember them easier when I got to bed after a few drinks. Have a few beers before bed and see if that works for you too.
Why is it that men always go for fictional women when they could just date a real flesh and blood girl?This became such a huge epidemic that most girls escape into endless one night stands because they know they will never get a proper relationship with a guy
>>738546115Here is a neat trick to force dreams to happen.>sleep>set alarm to activate 2 or 3 hours after you are sleeping>wake up by the alarm>sit for a few minutes>go back to sleepThis will almost always guarantee that you have a dream.
>>738545789In a perfect world, you would be a good enough person to deserve a monster girl GF
>its another I fuck my mom dreamwhy does this keep happening. I am not a momfag
>>738547064>Why is it that men always go for fictional women when they could just date a real flesh and blood girl?I'll tell you a little secret: it's because they don't really want to date a real flesh and blood girl (also known as 3DPD).
>>738505907
>>738547064>when they could just date a real flesh and blood girl?they couldnt.
>>738547358women hating propaganda
This is not a joke. Last night I had a dream where I had to be an assistant to Chevy Chase. It was actually going fine but I had a pistol on me and I was resolved to kill him and die by cops if he insulted me. I woke up before anything actually happened though.
>>738547424That's a lie and I wish men would stop believing it
>>738542429yes nigga
>>738547064>they could
>>738547149WILD, classic
>usually have relatively normal dreams>have chronic fatigue so i have to sleep during my lunch to avoid falling asleep during work>there's a specific chair in one of the side rooms which if i fall asleep in i have extremely violent and unsettling dreamsWhat causes this?
>attacked by the fucking night hag againso sick of this shiti ran outside at 4am in my boxers because i thought it was a home invasion
>>738547928Someone died there so there's a large concentration of negative energy
>>738547928Happened to me once when I was dozing in a haunted building.Buddy freezes as he comes into the room and silhouettes himself in the doorway, and I just start screaming while I'm semi conscious because he looks like a phantom coming to kill me.
>>738547981>get attacked by a female monster>initially run away as she chases me and slashes away at me with her long claws>"wait, what the fuck am I doing? This is my dream and this is a monster girl, and I'm a monster fucker">turn around>backhand slap her >she falls on her back and recoils from the sudden change of my mood>unzip penis>see her panicked expression as she starts crawling away>start fucking herSilly monster girl, she picked the wrong man to haunt in their dreams.
>>738524818I had this a fuck ton as a kid. I ended up getting used to the nightmares and just using those scenarios as a way to wake up early with some of the constant things that would kill me. Then I would just go back to sleep cause I needed rest before school, only to chain into another nightmare. Although, sometimes it would just put me in a loop of more waking up in the dream and death until I was finally out. Now I don't really get nightmares anymore, I mostly think they happen when you just subconsciously fear shit irl even if it's in the back of your mind. Like I always just feared my parents finding out about my grades in a bad semester where I slacked, or some other shit.I can still chain dreams, but nightmares rarely happen. However, there is one type of nightmare that does freak me out to the point that I can't just sleep again. Whenever I leave my AC on and don't cover myself properly (I THINK) I will get attacked like I used to, but the feeling would be so strong and it almost makes me think I'm having a seizure in my sleep or something. (And to my knowledge I've never had a seizure). I've had strong physical feelings like it that I can still feel after a dream, but never anything to that degree. The few times I get it, I just don't think the dream itself is scary, but the extended way I'm attacked for a while before I wake is really unsettling coupled with that feeling that just lingers. Especially cause it's usually in my neck area.Mostly I think chaining dreams and nightmares comes from them being so fresh and your mind, and nightmares typically feel super memorable and you're often just pissed it ended that way. That strong mental feeling makes you go back I guess. Although, I've only ever chained like a really really good dream one time. Normally it's just me resetting into a new dream, but nightmares would typically always repeat or somehow end up where they left off.
>>738547981I saw the paralysis demon the other day. All my life I believed it to be /x/ tier schizo nonsense but it was all true. Mind really is a funny thing
>>738548905Likely a hypnagogia, spooky shit but sometimes, under rare circumstances a dream image will get projected while you are awake in the shape of a temporary hallucination while your brain catches up, happens mostly when you are about to sleep but can also happen afterwards.
>>738549107perfection
>>738547479>t was actually going fine but I had a pistol on me and I was resolved to kill him and die by cops if he insulted meYou sound like a very prideful individual.
>>738549142>dream imagethe same image? multiple times? and only THAT image?
This is how easy it is to get a gf
>>738547628Man I fucking hate this pic cause I know that the real problem is men just not having the opportunity to talk to bitches. Most of the stereotypical guardrails woman put up fucking fade when you sincerely talk with a girl for a couple of minutes. But most men on here are content with being isolated(and to be fair women too thats also the problem and no simps who give em 5 bucks for feet pics doesnt count)
>>738523968happened basically every time for me tooit sucks, but it was cool for the 30 seconds or however long i was flying around and fucking bitches
>>738549246Yes, brains love their patterns.
>>738549432Guys always complain about being friendzoned but I mean that's how you get a girl!First you become her friend and then you share intimate moments with her but noMost guys just shoot their shot with the first attractive girl they see and when she declines they resent all women for the rest of their lives
>>738548832women are temptress demons
>>738520551keked
>>738549709Do you have any idea how infuriating it is to be in love with a guy you know but he's just so dense he doesn't notice it?
>>738549626>t. the sex that openly brags about using simps and friendzoned betabuxx for free shit and meals out
>>738506843Unfortunately to do anything in today's world you would have to create such a massive event that it would usher everything into a great depression again. There are people with so much money and influence they could fund entire private militaries and take over small countries, but they won't (mostly can't cause it's mostly just investments and assets) because it's easier to just line the pockets of any politician/news media/bot farm on Twitter to control a narrative and push for reform that only serves to help line their own pockets further. The moment anyone threatens that even by entirely good natured means, they become a target. You will be demonized by forces you have no control over because you'll never have the level of influence to stop it, and even small groups can't force change unless it aligns with (((their))) ideologies. Imagine trying to run for office somewhere and you realize decades of being on the internet can just be pulled by people at the top when they need it most, even when it's stuff you've never posted publicly, just shit they got from agencies that siphoned your data. Only large scale brute force tactics would work, but it's the exact thing that would fuck the world's economy. So you'd be fighting for a better tomorrow, but at the cost of decades of economic progress. And people don't really want to give up their "good" lives doing that. Events like COVID and this current "war" in Iran prove that we can't stomach the costs of anything causing a global shift because the negative effects carry over and exacerbate financial issues. You can relate that to PC hardware. Even if AI data centers magically didn't need all the RAM/storage/compute the prices still won't return to where they were, just somewhere in the middle. Like the first and second GPU mining episodes or all the scalping in between. It just made Nvidia more ballsy with retail listings, and their board partners even worse.Rant aside, the game was rigged from the start.
>>738549881If you really think all women are like that then you have been brainwashedYou can spot a girl like that from a mile awayAnd it's not like men can't be evil and selfish
>>738503793Foids only want guys that have 8 inch dicks, weigh 150 pounds and make 500k a year
>>738549626Oh hell nah bro that shit may work up til high school(and maybe college) but adult life onward you make your intentions clear from the fucking get go if its clear from the first few hang outs that the bitch doesnt want to fuck then you move the fuck on to the next one. Despite how much fags on here say women are liars they are actually painfully honest. If they want a simp they make it obvious, if they want something more they make it obvious, and it shouldnt take more then 2 interactions to find out. There is no adult equivalent of a "childhood friend" arc your body is literally starting to decompose by age 27 you dont have time for that shit
>>738520551I'm fucking dying
>>738530000Quads? On my /v/?
>>738549831Yeah, we go to jail for that all the time you stupid bint.
>>738547474>pic>not the main sim>the real sim is either with a hotter version of you (the good ending)>or you're actually in a gay relationship with another sim or multiple other gay sims>the real real sim is her sim with one of her crushes or just some Hollywood actor recreation >whicked whims somewhere for sureAlso, is getting a Sims wife worth it? And how do you get one of those? Asking for a friend.>>738550015Women are like that but they won't openly admit it because they posture a lot. If you feed into how awesome it must be for them to just always get gifted games, or have people fawn over them to the point of sending them shit from a wishlist, they'll open up and be like yea man this shit is so fucking funny. Once had a girl stream to us having guys on those camsites like Omegle do shit for her, one guy legit rammed his dick into the wall. Had a few girls in our groups simped over heavy. Found a girl that invited us to discord with like fifty other dudes just pretending as if they had no interest in her but clearly got baited. The list goes on. The worst of it happened after 2015. A lot of women on the internet realized they could get away with baiting gifts, or using men as doormats making them think they had a chance on dates and stuff. You can't find a girl online without there being an army of simps behind her even in private apps like discord. It's insanely hard to find a girl organically online that doesn't care about that shit or hasn't been tainted by it already. IRL you'd have better luck, but with how much this information has spread, every girl does it eventually. Just not always as far as becoming psuedo pornstars.
>>738548832>only three
>>738503883what happened to the nigger that you were spamming rajesh
>>738506772it isn't, you go through several phases of dreams, you just completely forget them and you would forget the last as well if the alarm didn't wake you in the middle of itbut remembering dreams is a skill that can be trained if you are dedicated enough
>>738503894you kinda always just retroactively think it was interesting sometimes I can tell I'm about to be woken up because I'll have memories of the current dream somehow instead of losing them
>>738549208Only in the context of this dream
>>738547474where's the women loving propaganda?
>>738503793Women do this, too. People are incomplete as individuals, men and women are evolved to complement each other.But I don't think I've ever had a dream like this. Maybe I have, because I do remember waking up crying before, but I can't remember why. The closest I can think of is I had a dream where I ate out a cute 15-year old.
>>738544891why did he have to give him a turn after teleporting a gun to his head?
>>738547064
>>738524860Yes, but one time I had an overlord dream where it focuses on a girl with black hair with a pony tail (I don't remember her name) and she is with her friend that is with a party of adventures. They were tasks by the guild to explore some uncharted dungeon. The dream focuses on the girls' friendship and shows both of them helping each other along the way. Momon is also in the party and sees the girls interaction which reminds him of his mmo days. At some point the whole party gets massacred and Momon reveals that he's the master of this dungeon. Initially he was going to kill the girl but he was so touched by her action that he wants to turn her into his servant. The rest of the dream is Ainz having his maids strapping the girl to a chair and then proceeds to convert her. The process is very painful to the point that the girl tries to kill herself by chocking on her own tongue, only then to be stopped by Ainz who said "I won't let you go that easily" and heals her. I woke up and the first thing I said was "What the fuck?
>>738552467I WISH I KNEW! ;_;
>some guy just spamming Tumblr tier images made by 300 pound land whales that managed to get an equally retarded potentially southern dude to stick it out with themyea man, ain't that the goal, settling for women with zero self respect so you have to be a dude with no self respect, but you still have to be initially attractive enough to land with a woman that needs a forklift to get around. make it make sense man.
>>738503894>actually have a dream from start to finish>at the very end feel happy and have a sudden thought like "damn that was a good adventure time for a piss break"
>>738503883>those seething replies at fpbpOnly the individuals that the post offends hate the post.
>>738550371I like that porn video of miku doll.I hate that the sex part is like 7 seconds long.
I wish I knew what it was like to be desired.
>>738553094same
>>738552584No way that's fucking real.
>>738553094>>738553178Ugly boys! ;p
>>738552738That's a lot of projectionSorry but /v/ loves girls and no amount of doomerism will change that
>>738553094No... its better if you dont knowBecause when you inevitably lose it, its very hard not to kill yourself
>>738530131any alternative in the meantime? the other site i use is also apparently dying as the search function is just gone
>realize I'm dreaming>activate my noclip and fly straight to my old high school>start fucking the teachers and students
>>738553524use town to search while the main site fixes their shit
>>738547064>they could justNope.>most girls escape into endless one night stands because they know they will never get a proper relationship with a guyYes, of course, that's the reason. Women could never be culpable for their own wrongdoings, it must be men's fault somehow. That's always how it is.Except for when it isn't considered wrongdoing and is instead construed as female empowerment - then the credit goes back to women themselves, right? :^)>>738547479That's very strange. Did you recently watch a video about Chevy Chase being a huge cunt or something?I had a dream a couple days ago, the first in like two years. I was younger, living with my mom and older brother, but my mom wasn't home and there were a bunch of kids at our house. We decided to play some kind of game outside and everyone went running off. I don't know what the point of the game was, but some points were accrued by destroying pumpkins (must've been around Halloween) and some kid stayed behind and was all anxious or something, so I asked him if he wanted to go around and just break, so we did. It took a long time before we couldn't find anymore pumpkins and it was getting dark, so we headed back. We saw a couple girls getting checked out by an adult for medical reasons, but I don't know who it was because my attention was immediately grabbed by my mom who had returned. She kinda' yelled at me and asked where my brother and everyone else was, but I didn't know. I felt like I failed somehow. Was I supposed to supervise him? What about everyone else? I helped a sad kid get some points, so I felt like I was in trouble for doing a good thing. As night fell, my brother and all the other kids showed up in a clump around something. I had grabbed a flashlight and shone it on them. They said it was a dog and I laughed, thinking they were kidding, because it looked like a sheep. My mom came out and it lifted its head towards her. It was a large poodle. I got embarrassed and woke up.
>>738553402>taller>brown>light hair>gigantic handswomen are retarded. this is so stereotypically retarded it couldn't be drawn by a woman. please say it isn't
>errrrm women are actually super easy to please *flap flap flap*Yeah, if you're born hot lmao. If you have a good face card and are 6ft+, it's true that everything else is trivial. The thing is, even when the ""good"" women think to themselves "all I want is a kind man to start a family, my standards aren't toxic!", they're still imagining someone in the top 10% of males. The 5'7 guy with a recessed chin doesn't even cross their minds as someone who exists. Women are slaves to their own hypergamous nature.
>>738503793the fact that the new generation can only find anime characters attractive is concerning. Real foids will never satisfy them. We are heading for extinction.
>>738553568my man
>>738503894Maybe it's me but I enjoying the nightmares.It's fun dreaming and half knowing you are in a dream just to torment the monsters in your dream.I really love save scumming some sticky situations
I had a lucid dream once. I couldn't figure out how to change the dream so I super jumped to some wooded area and jerked off until I woke up.
>>738503894Am I the only one who has watcher dreams?Rarely am I a participant in my dreams. I am effectively just watching a movie with characters.
>>738553690Anons say this but the guys I know who have the most success with women are usually short and usually brown. I'm the tallest and whitest from my old group of high school friends and I'm a virgin, some of them are absolute degenerates. Nowadays it's the same with my coworkers. The tall white guys are geeks and recluses, the short brown guys are sexual deviants.>>738553721So?
>>738517953Mogged by Loona.
>>738503894In my experience, dreams are more lucid, and somehow much 'longer,' when you are in a state of constant physical exhaustion and emotional duress.I never dreamed so vividly, than the time I was flailing out in my classes. Chronically sleep deprived, and squeezing naps inbetween writing pages of reports after midnight. That 15-30 minute nap, would lead to an hour+ long dream somehow.I often had sleep paralysis and nightmares in this time, as well.I would often hear auditory hallucinations, while I was awake.
>>738505907Women don't even like men, they're all AGP lesbians.
>>738552725People into sanrio are always fucked in the head, why is that?
>>738553721I can’t believe the new generation is based
Anyone know how to kill their sexual attraction to anything? I want it gone.
>>738503894Unless I either sleep on my back or sleep twice I don't dream at all.
>>738520551You think that's bad? I fucking segway made me cum in a dream once.
>>738554482anti depressants I guess
>>738554140Nah, Silver'd win.
>>738554608... was she a hot segway at least? Like those aeroplanes?
>>738524860I've started to have ones where I'll reference in-jokes from my actual life or I'll set up a punchline or have a realistic conversation. However, the rest of the dream is always still schizo nonsense.
>>738554323>le "hello kitty girls are evil" XDI hate this stupid meme
>>738554831It was just a regular segway. The middle thing vibrated against my dick and made me cum.
>>738503894Just practice day dreaming, and if youre super invested keep a dream journal. I put myself to sleep by actively imagining stories, the dream ones where I wake up to typically are more interesting and less sex focused though.
>>738554935Memes are often based on reality.
Alright if you want to dream more do this.>Drink more water before bed>Take something that has b6 before bed (Bananas, nuts, meat etc)>Write down your recent dream and how you felt about it in a journal to reinforce it.>Dont take alcohol or antidepressants just before bed.>Dont take sleeping pills.
>>738520885you first autist tourist
>>738504859Crush your head with a giant boulder, latinx.
>>738503883ThisJust ban anything tranime related
>>738524296I feel you brother.
>>738554997But all the Sanrio posters I've seen are super nice
>>738555461I don't belive you.
>>738547064Disgusting, I fucking hate women.
>>738555526Go into a TMD thread next time on /v/Just.. ignore all those horny guys>>738555720No you don'tYou just think they hate you and this is your defense mechanism
>>738555776I truly do hate them. People in general really, but there's some groups I have specific reasons for hating them. Including women.
i sometimes dream the video games i'm currently playing
>>738549831Then just TEAR HIS PANTS OFF AND GIVE HIM SOUL SUCKING HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKING HATE WOMEN THEY THINK MEN CAN SOMEHOW TELEPATHICALLY KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS INTO THEM, HAVE YOU TRIED TELLING HIM? NO?????? THEN FUCKING TELL HIM YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
>>738555776which is which?
>>738553094i am often desired purely for my wealth which is impressive considering how broke as fuck i am
>>738509867Thanks I've been trying to remember what it was called
>>738547358If everyone got everything they wanted, things would be very different around here.
This thread reminded me of Lila.
>>738528181Why is she squinting
>>738554062this anon likes to watch
gachatranny general
>>738521129I suffer from this.>cool "you're in a videogame world!" dream>it's actually >me playing the same videogame I've played yesterday, POV unchanged, but I see no frames and the game is wonkier and maybe one NPC swapped voices with a popular voice actor>spooky nightmare dream>it's in a familiar location. I already know the entire building. the second I notice it's horror I just hop out of the building, fence or whatever and the dream shuts down and I wake up bored or the dream just gives up and I start dreaming about boring daily life again>it's a "I dreamed about not having money and can't pay my bills" dream>I wake up sweating bullets>It's a "realized it's a dream so I can think up anyth-">fuck you wake the fuck up if you can think you can work get the FUCK UP NOW
>>738503894I learned not too long ago people that people just constantly have nightmares as they dream. i cannot understand how these people function irl, it must be a bleak existance
>>738547064Modern dating is absolutely cursed.Finding a mentally stable, non-double digit IQ girl is like trying to find a needle in a haystack and god help you if you also want her to look pretty.I only dated few girls very briefly but the worst was a girl who told me more of her dad issues and father complex than herself. Appearently she consulted with the universe and told me we were compatible and that sort of thing.She was so far gone in superstition that I felt like I had to walk on eggshells to not get scolded for giving her 1 day of bad luck or whatever.But that's not the worst at all as she took me breaking up with her very well.One of my friend landed a girl who, after they broke up, started to hurt herself and then called the police and blamed it on my friend as some sort of revenge.Luckily my friend had an airtight alibi, but that crazy bitch would have jailed my friend out of sheer spite. She didn't even face any consequences so I guess she'll do it again with the next guy.I'd love to be with a girl but the problem is that the majority of people are viscious and retarded. Obviously the solution is to keep trying until you find a normal girl but you only need to get one entitled bitch who wants to ruin your entire life out of sport.No thank you.
>>738549831Have (You) considered communicating with him like a normal human being you fuckin muppet.
>>738547064Blame Sailor Moon for imprinting cute anime girls into my brain at a young age, blame Japan, blame cute girls in video games, blame whatever you want. I've been playing video games, fawning over fictional girls and living like that for as long as I remember. Why would I bother changing that?
>>738539185I once had a dream where Nonna was smothering my face with her chest, I think it was caused by me rolling face first onto my pillow in my sleep. Later Katyusha came and slotted herself between us. I hadn't cared much for Nonna before then but her fully clothed breasts covering my mouth gave me an appreciation.
>>738527762Megan is getting fucked by chad in the afterlife and you're posting here.
>>738549831>but he's just so dense he doesn't notice it?Maybe the guy gets the hints but he is simply not into the girl and doesn't want to be rude to simply say "leave me alone"?
>>738547064Modern dating is too transactional and many women have just used it for free gibs.Dating and relationships are just too high risk for men. Every time a Man has larped as a woman to find out what its like they learn it is paranoia and filled with bullshit.Every time a woman has larped as a man to find out what its like, they learn it is bleak and cold, often traumatized by it.
>in some sort of situation with dream gf, we were stuck in the city without a ride home or something>I made a silly joke or pun about it>she turns and looks at me with the most pissed off expression>like she was saying "are you fucking serious right now" with her eyesIt made her feel so real that I thought it was a memory and not a dream until I was in the middle of breakfast.
>>738553647You know it's not drawn by a woman because it's funny.
>>738557275>Blame Sailor Moon for imprinting cute anime girls into my brain at a young age
>>738503793Silver Wolf my beloved
>>738555461you’ve clearly never met one then. they’re usually the most short fused and petty people ever.
>>738505907I have tender moments in public and then fuck her with my werewolf dick at night when the moon is out dummyThat's not mutually exclusive
>>738547064I learned in middle school that contrary to what Disney wants you to believe, girls don’t want to kiss, hold hands with, or be around a monster. 2D girls don’t mind though
I rolled silver wolf E6, yes I am retarded and have autism
>>738531390Dubs, yes. Trips and higher are on but with 0's. It's been like this ever since moot killed the joy.
Why are girls like this? Can't they see I just want to play video games?
>>738503894>you ALWAYS wake up when it's getting interesting.>on a date with the perfect qt3.14 girl>hold hands and all that jazz>finally get into bedroom>get excited>wake up>can't remember her face>brain telling me she's the most beautiful and qt3.14 girl I've ever met>perfect in everyway>want to see her again in my dreams>can't recall anything about her face or how we met >mfw
I'm so lonely
>>738503894Your dreams are always interesting, you only remember a small part. We evolved to not remember dreams because if we always did we'd just sit around and sleep as much as possible. Whoever invents the dream recorder will be a very rich man.
>he doeesn't have a recurring dream succubus gfngmi (i think she is slowly killing me)
>>738560097>she
>wake up from dream, but stay in bed>brain doesn't fully separate what's real and what was a dream so for 30 minutes I'm lying there thinking there's gold bars in my medicine cabinet (i don't have a medicine cabinet)
>>738559928at this point i just focus on the feeling of being gently held, easier to remember than a face
>>738517835is that why 4chan has some of the highest percentage of trannies and homos excluding twitter and resetera? there's a fucking LBTQ board for fuck sake
i love dreams, i love sleeping in bed, i love laying in bed not even tired and daydreamingso many cool weird dreams, i love how they don't make any sense but your brain thinks they make perfect sense and doesn't question anythingplenty of nightmares as a kid but in hindsight i can think of them like old horror moviesnothing to do? lie in bed and daydream about having powers or something cool
>>738514256i managed to do this like two or three times, i think when i was just really sleepy and woke up in the middle of the night before falling right back asleep
>>738503793>>738503894just came here to say Ive never had a wet dream and Im PISSED!!!
>>738560097Mine is not only fat but also has a dick
Modern women are so non-functional they NEED a man in their lifeWhy are you letting these women destroy themselves by not dating them /v/?
>>738549626retarded tranny
>>738556590It's both funny and sad how true this image is.
>>738561518See>>738552584
>>738547358Made it realistic
>>738562002the one with the furry woman on the left is better
>>738560548>4chan has some of the highest percentage of tranniesWeird way of spelling xitter/reddit/discord>LBTQ boardBoard is dead as shit. Cope.
>>738561518Because they're not super soldier witches with huge tits.
>>738547358TRVKE
>>738549951Sad but true. Hence my saying nudge, as opposed to completely change. Not even on a global scale, but a local one. In the end, however, I know you're right, at least for the time being. People will not give up their comfort in exchange for the hardship that comes with beginning again. And can I blame them? Both yes and no.Also yeah, rigged as shit, well before either of our times. 'tis most disheartening.
>>738503793this makes me sad
