>There’s demos for the game in selected stores>People playing it have described it as the worst game everAnother Nintendo banger, no wonder they are in the brink of bankruptcy
>>738955323Grown man tendies will defend this
>>738955323>adult man goes to a restaurant, orders food he does not like on purpose, leaves a negative review
>>738955323It's a Yoshi game. They've been for fetuses since at least Yoshi's Story.
>>738955323$60
>>738955493No, they've been for kids. Retard.
>>738955323>nintendo game >is for toddlers this is news to you?
>>738955323goddamnit, I just want a Yoshi game where he fucks that sissyfaggot Birdo.
grown men really buy this yoshi and kirby shit?
>>738955323>tendiefartsniffers pretending it has always been this way
>>738955561Mario is for kids. I was six years old when Yoshi's Story came out, and even then I thought it was baby shit.
>Yoshi gets another shit, 18th time in a rowWHOA WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
>>738955561>2D game>Super Mario 64
haha
>>738955561>they've been for kids.The first one was. The series was locked as the designated baby franchise after that.
>>738955323huh?did someone say mario 64?
>>738955323>>738955454>>738955493>>738955575>>738955675I hate snoy schizos.
>>738955840HAHAHA THE PUNCHLINE IS EPSTEIN SIMPLY EPIC
>>738955493>>738955462But Mario 1-4 weren't like this ,neither was Kirby's Dreamland 1-3 plus Super Star, and even Yoshi's Island wasn't like this. Those were games for kids
>he has never played a Yoshi game before>he things this is newsI want normies and gook/Ivan spies OFF my board RIGHT NOW!
>>738955493Why do people always forget that Yoshi's Island DS and Wooly World exist?
>>738955840This is genuinely psychotic behavior, holy shit.
>>738956502kirby was definitely like this. that's part of why they never caught on in da west
>>738955804no. i said super mario rpg. sonic the hedgehog, donkey kong 3
>>738956502those games are over 30 years old
>>738955493show me your 30-melon runs and highest scores
>obese millenial manchild thinks everything should be made specifically for him, to hell with little kids who would enioy this
>>738955323This is the case with every modern Nintendo game and all Nintendo fans are in denial. They are currently even worse than during their peak blue ocean Wii grandma years.
>>738955462its more>adult man sees another adult man frolicking in the McDonalds ball pit and questions if he has brain damage
>>738955840Sometimes I think that I waste too much time on this website, then I realise that there are people who spend so much time here that they think they're fighting some personal battle against some ephemeral individual called Eric who's made it their task to spite them specifically and suddenly I feel much better about myself.
>>738955323>he's been convinced until now that yoshi games were not made for babiesincredible
>>738955656Yes, and then when literally anything happens that might not be appropriate for 5 year olds they soi face and freak out about how adult Nintendo is. DID SEPHIROTH JUST S-S-STAB M-MARIO? HOLY JEBUS, NINTENDO GOING IN HARD.
>>738955462>It's supposed to be bad!Something can be for children and still not suck ass. This is a huge cope for being incompetent and my point cannot be argued.
>>738955840This genuinely might be one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. You can literally do anything with your island in Tomodachi Life and this faggot made a hate-shrine for “Eric” which he will now see every single time he turns his game on.
>>738956870Secondaries voicing their opinion ON TWITTER, GET OFF THIS BOARD FAGGOTS.
>>738958728>Something can be for children and still not suck ass.it cant, it can be for adults AND children and not suck but it can never be exclusively for kids and not suck. Sadly the whole of Nintendo is now exclusively for children.
>>738955462It's more like a grown man buying a kids meal and whining that it didn't make him full. Nintendo has always made baby-tier entry level games.Star Fox and Pokemon are a braindead simple rail shooter and JRPG respectively for children. Stop demanding complexity out of them and move onto harder games.
>>738958914>everyone that isn't a nintendo fan is a cultistI wonder if you're capable of truly understanding what you post
>>738958437Tendies are fucking crazy man
more terminally online retards seething about games designed for women and then act confused when the games still sell well despite their public whiningfirst pokopia, then tomodachi life and now this
>Game is about finding interactions and solving puzzles >Why am I not dying?Same kinda person that wants Mario games to have lives again
>piss easy baby game for toddlerstendies are gonna love it
>>738955323Why do grown men keep playing games meant for 6-12 audience? There's plenty of strategy that makes chess and go look like tic-tac-toe available.
>>738958771kek
>>738959594If a game is good it's good, doesn't matter if it's difficult or not
>>738958437>then I realise that there are people who spend so much time here that they think they're fighting some personal battle against some ephemeral individual called EricThey're also known as famitsu faggots
>hourly snoy cope thread
Some people got review codes today, been hearing really positive things.
>>738955493>retarded yoshi island fags trying to not admit their game was also for fetuseswill never not be funny
>>738959398At least with mario when you died you suffered the penalty of losing coins. Meanwhile here, literally nothing happens. You can’t lose, you aren’t punished for poor performance, absolutely no semblance of challenge is present
>>738958437>>738958771Success broke tendies' brains way worse than defeat broke snoys'.
>>738959781it doesnt have to be intellectually stimulating, it just have to be fun
>>738955323It’s bananza all over again, except dk had destructible terrain to keep things interesting while yoshi is just a game from 30 years ago only worse.
>>738955323I'm not sure what people expect from Yoshi games. It was obviously a stinker for your average gamer but it's probably pretty cool if you have a kid that can learn stuff from it. There is value in games that teach kids how to critically think.
>>738955840that ps5 building would be funny if it has kaibas head sticking out of it like that one image
>>738955323The problem is Nintendo has decided that because Yoshi carries a baby around, his target audience is actual toddlers.
Furukawa not beating the "Disneyfied Nintendo" allegations anytime soon.
I played through Yoshi’s Island on the SNES and it was great. Why couldn’t we get another one of those?
>>738955840based
>>738961354games like that are hard to make and takes effort
>>738961354There's one on DS.
>>738961398This game is way more complex than a SNES platformer, at least try when you're snoyposting.
>>738955323>mario 64 for people that were born 10 minutes agowhat the fuck did he mean by this?
>>738955323Yoshi games are weird>simple objectives>cutesy art-style>little-to-no lose conditionsbut then>clunky egg-shooting>text-heavy tutorials>unclear mechanicsIt's too simple for 6-year olds but it's too complex for 3-year olds. Who are Yoshi games for?
>>738955323Wooow anon.. didnt you know that? They showed it in the trailers and previews. Its a babies game like all yoshi games after Yoshis Island on Snes.
>>738955840Eric has been thoroughly raped
>>738961198I remember yoshis island ds being fucking brutal in the last world, and 100% completion is finger rape. Outside of yoshi even something like captain toad or Mario vs donkey Kong expected more thinking from the player.
>>738955840This is embarrassing
>>738960319Yoshi's Island was hard and Yoshi did drugs in that game. Not for children
Dont care, Im buying anyway. You can stay mad.
>>738961614The jews pulled all the funding for this foundation, now buy the plastic 100 more times.
>>738961492even he doesn't know
>>738957124>>738958437>>738958771>>738961614all me
>>738961591A preview I listened to called this a Wario Land game but with Yoshi so I'm hyped.
>>738961623No it wasn't. Yoshi's Island was a game for babies. Even Yoshi's Island DS was a harder game. That didn't mean it was better
>>738955323>tendies suddenly realising nintendo games are for young childrenDamn, only took you what, 20-30 years of living in your moms basement?
>>738958437>>738959224>>738959884>>738960435>>738961614Shut the fuck up, snoy.
>>738961774Babies were not getting 100% completion though, which desu is what everyone playing the game should try for.
>>738961963boring tedium
>>738962004>t. zygote
>>738961936Like Duskbloods?
>>738961623Youd have to be doing hard drugs to think YI snes was at any point in time difficult
>>738961963>100% completionkek what a bitch. might as well call pokemon violet hard because you do a nuzlocke challenge
>>738962086Do you play games on easy mode too?
mario 64?
>>738961963I got 100% in every level as an 8 year old
>>738961354probably miyamoto made some retarded rule that they couldnt do the same thing again
>>738962151going for 100% isn’t easy mode
>>738962172Because the levels don't have an A to B end they're calling it Mario 64.
>>738962039>anon struggles with the concept of third party games because he's never seen one before as a nintendo fanboy
>>738962293
>>738955840CHADric won.CHADkurai won.Kirby Air Riders is STILL the only worthwhile Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive almost a year later after console launch.
>>738962298>what is Rare
>>738962382A second-party.
>>738962405Then why does MS have most of their library in rare replay?
>>738955323Nintendo fans are so hilariously fucked in the head.This is the first time i'm seeing the game (will probably pick it up for the kids now), but watching the trailer and this looks to be exactly what a Yoshi game should be, just a wholesome game for kids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d7IdzUK2MMIf you're nostalgic about shit you played as a kid, go and play that shit, i've still got my SNES and Yoshi's Island etc, stop expecting everything to be catered to your mentally ill man child ass.
>>738962439Because they were IPs that were owned by Rare.
>>738962382second party that nintendo had stake in
Bros, I bought and played every single first party Switch 2 game in 2025. There hasn’t been a single new game in 2026 I played other than Pokopia and I didn’t even like Pokopia. When will there be a good game that I can enjoy?
>>738962039>Like Duskbloods?Since when is FROM, Nintendo retard?
>it's for kids so stop criticizing it!So this is really going to be the new rallying cry for defending modern Nintendo products huh
>>738962549It’s a Nintendo exclusive game
>>738962561Is criticizing a kids game because it's for kids really the best argument brownoids can come up with?
>>738961714okay samefag
>>738962561It is for kids and it’s always been for kids. Are you gonna bitch and whine about Astro bot being for kids?
>>738962561It's more like getting angry that you can't use guns in a soccer game
>>738962086Nuzlockes are self imposed bullshit, 100% completion is doing everything the devs spent time and money on.
>>738962642>>738962649>>738962680oh my god, you fucking retards. The point is that older Nintendo games were also "for kids" but weren't babied down shit like this.
We had Kirby’s Epic Yarn years ago. This is just another one of those but now focused on exploration instead of solely being platforming.
>>738962779Yoshi's Story is very similar to this you braindead nigger
>>738962587Third party exclusives aren't really a thing anymore. Nearly all the ones on PS5 and Switch got ported off. NMH3, Triangle Strategy, MH Rise, SMTVV, etc.
>>738962915you can get hurt and die in that game, and you have lives there
>>738962930And that has nothing to do with the game in question.
>>738955493Yoshi's story 100% is rather difficult and an enjoyable about of challenge. Just running through the base game is a cakewalk for babies.I honestly kinda like it like that, gives babies something, gives others something to enjoy.
>>738962779this guy loves this fag's twitter post
>>738962779>he's unironically mad that Nintendo makes games for kidsFucking hell I haven't laughed this hard in ages.You're not their target audience anymore, get over it and grow up faggot.
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>738957215where does this meme come from? most kirby games aren't tough as nails or anything outside of the occassional post-game boss rush, but they're usually not complete cake walks. i'd argue that the average kirby game is harder than the average zelda game.
>>738962380this man is raped
>>738963041you laughed because you're illiterate and don't know what I said
>>738963019>everything else goes multiplat>he doesn't think this will tooAll of Sony's games market themselves as people PS5 only too until the PC port drops. If you're on 4chan you should have the pattern recognition to figure this out.
>>738962934Yes and the objective of the game was completely different too. You can't die in Wario Land 2, it's still goated.
>>738963067>i'd argue that the average kirby game is harder than the average zelda game.the average person will not believe that.
>>738962930Nintendo helped fund
>>738963126Play Bayonetta 3 on PS5.
>>738955323All yoshi games are for fetuses. the only decent one was the yoshi island for the super nintendo.
>>738963041Kids aren’t spending $700+ on the Switch 2, Pro Controller, SD Card, GameCube controller for NSO, etc… Why is it wrong to expect quality games that adults can enjoy too?
>>738963102>you laughed because you're illiterate and don't know what I saidI laughed because you're a fucking autistic man child that literally cannot grasp the most basic of facts...A) Nintendo makes games for childrenB) Nintendo are free to make games for any age group of children they likeC) You're no longer a child but you still act it and expect to be taken seriously
>>738955575Cute picture, sweetie! :3
>>738963190Sony did the same with Stellar Blade and that went multiplat.
>>738963221>Kids aren’t spending $700+ on the Switch 2, Pro Controller, SD Card, GameCube controller for NSO, etc… Why is it wrong to expect quality games that adults can enjoy too?Kids have parents who buy them things, it's a White thing, you clearly wouldn't get it.
>>738955323>go back and time and kid me asked me 30 years later how kino yoshi's island 2 isforgive me my child...
>>738963216>the only one I've heard other people say is good is Yoshi's Island so I'll repeat it here Fixed your post
>>738955323Deadass i've been looking for a piss easy cutesy game.
>>738961714Yeah we know retard.
>>738963302It already exists on DS
>>738963370>sfx replacedsoulless
>>738963190So? They also helped fund Wonderful 101 and Lego City Undercover and those came to playstation and PC.
>>738963416Dumbest faggot award
>>738963584Your taste is shit
>>738962779>oh my god, you fucking retards. The point is that older Nintendo games were also "for kids" but weren't babied down shit like this.>noooo, Nintendo can't make games for 4-5 year olds, they must make kids games for 30 year old sweatstained losers like me!
>>738963630Sorry you have severe autism it can't be easy to live like that.
>>738955323>New Yoshi game is a game for fetusesAs opposed to other tendie games
>>738963756Ocarina of Time remake will be the game aimed at an adult audience.
>>738963806*manchild audience
>>738961491your lack of intelligence is showing
>>738955323Honestly looks great, lots of fun mechanics and interactions, kids will love the story book elements, will absolutely pick up a copy for my kids. I mean fuck me dead if you're unironically getting upset at fucking Nintendo of all people making a game for kids then it's safe to say you're well past the point of needing to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror and should just buy a length of rope. You're so fucking divorced from reality you're a danger to yourself and others and probably a massive burden.
>Nintendofags actually had to coordinate to defend this game out of duty
>>738964168>Nintendofags actually had to coordinate to defend this game out of dutyAren't Nintendofags literally the ones shitting on it?
>>738964102Then what should we be playing, you faggot? I own a PS5 and a Switch 2. Imagine actually talking about your kids in the same post that you tell people to kill themselves. You’re a garbage human being.
>>738964316so who the fuck would be the ones saying IT KID GAME SO NO NEGATIVITY MEANIE WORDS ALLOWED then?
>>738963243Sony is cucked
>>738955323>brink of bankruptcyI bet you think the earth is flat as well, don't you retard?
>>738964512Letting games go to other platforms is a pro consumer and pro developer move.
>>738964316No? The only ones seething are snoys.
Ask yourself what damage and dying would add to this game instead, it doesn't really seem like it supports the core pillar and would make the game worse.
Imagine nintrannies reaction once Nintendo doubles down on the baby shit and the new Mario game is some goo-goo-dah-dah trash too (again).
>>738964761maybe the core pillar is the problem then
Yoshi was ruined for me because of the Yoshi x Peach content on Flipnote Hatena.
The game is going to be really fun.
for all the posturing going on here, we all know this game isn't going to sell shit because it's not bundled with the Switch 2 or a lifesim-adjacent game
>the wooden blocks>baby sensory video mario>now an actual baby gamehow does anyone over the age of 10 defend this?
>>738955323Why should I care about what a literal who has to say
>>738965045It will clear Saros sales in a week that's for sure.
>>738965161THAT'S your bar? Shame on you.
>>738964803Don't you dare go after the next 3D Mario, or I promise to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that I will not let you hear the end of it.Mario will have a daughter.
>no wonder they are in the brink of bankruptcy>literally the only company making moneyWhat did Ramesh the seething Snoytranny mean by this?
>>738965191What else should I compare it to? Sons of Sparta since it's a 2D game?
>>7389615364.5 year olds
>>738965313the other Yoshi games would be more pertinent, dunno why you need external comparisons for validation
>>738955496no yoshi
>>738955323Where's the gun?Where's the ball?I can't affirm my masculinity to this!!!
>the wooden baby blocks>the actual baby blocks >actual baby games worse than anything nintendo has madeHow does anyone over the age of 5 defend sony?
>>738965489even your arguments are ports lmao
>>738965418How are these bad sales?
>>738965541I... didn't say that though?
Nintendo gave me the Star Fox game that I wanted.
it's not a platformer it's an exploration based side-scrolling adventure game. you people are retarded. it's like calling lucasarts point and clicks "babby games" because you can't die.
>>738965561>>738965045>Isn't going to sell shit???
>>738955323Keep seething, bro.
>>738965636That comment wasn't about Yoshi sales trends. It was about Switch 2 software trends.
>nintendo>bankruptcy the sony cult are a special kind of retarded Nintendo's stock is still double the price of sony's, and nintendo is the only one not shackled to mountains of debt
it's not an RPG it's an exploration based adventure game. you people are retarded.
>>738955323>People playing it have described it as the worst game evermost people who have played it have said it is surprisingly fun thougheverbeit
>>738965687Holy fuck you are stupid
>>738965767I accept your concession.
>>738965690>only one not shackled>lost to fuck palword and kept losing trying to patent shitstay in your lane all companies are shit by default be you a fan or not.
>>738965742no its shit
Imagine making a game so fucking good that it dooms your franchise. Yoshi is so lucky to be associated with Mario, had this been a brand new IP it would had faced the same fate as F-Zero.
>>738965845>unprompted seething about pocketcuck don't you have 5 more AI slop youtubers to watch telling you "NINITENDO IS DOOMED ANY DAY NOW!!"
>>738965818No you're just fucking retarded. Compare Switch 2 sales to PS5 and Xbox. You're comparing exclusives to combined multiplatform sales like a dumbass.
>>738965917yoshi's island sucks dick
>>738965972I'm comparing the Switch 2's attach rate to the Switch 1's actually
>>738966017Post the sources of the data then I'm interested
>>738965998Yoshi sucks MY dick while I smell his eggs
>>738966269h-ha ha
>>738966245At 14.86 million consoles sold at this point in the Switch 1's life (sales report as of March 2018), it sold 52.57 million software units, giving us an attach rate of 3.53 games per system:https://web.archive.org/web/20180303182808/https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.htmlAt 19.86 million consoles sold at this point in the Switch 2's lifespan, it sold 48.71 million software units, giving us an attach rate of 2.45:https://web.archive.org/web/20260513124302/https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html
>>738965818confession denied
>>738955323Why would I be concerned when most nu-tendo games have been for fetuses?
>>738966648Comparing Switch attachment rates with Switch 2 is gay because there's a whole shop filled with backwards compatible software now.
>>738966648Also, it should be clarified that the Switch 1 only had the SMO bundle at this point, and it didn't last nearly as long as the MKW S2 bundle did (a solid 6 months after launch, with a month or two more of runoff from overstock supply in the west). MKW carries the S2's attach rate HARD.>>738967014A lot of the Switch 2 Editions have also sold poorly.
How the FUCK was this in the Star Dox direct ????????
>he posted it again
Come on Nintendo, you gotta have the juice to make something like the original again. DS was great, but man I did not care for the soundtrack. Like compare the castle themes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34uh4AMthsUAnd then we got this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kVnxpq_4oPulling a comment from the video "This sounds less like a castle theme and more like a theme that would play during a mischievous scene in an anime"Like where's the dam tension?
>>738966789concession expired
>>738966980lmao AClion
They were saying the same fucking shit when Yoshi's Island came out lol. It's where the meme Miyamoto hating Rare originates. Absolutely nothing has changed in 30 years I feel like it's Groundhogs day.
>>738967101>It's real
>>738967101>>738967343we got an insider folks
>>738967321thinking this game is anything like YI is a sign of retardation and not actually playing Nintendo games released before 2017
>>738961354We got 2 more of those but nintendo doesnt have it in them anymore
>>738967101>>738967343holy kek
>>738955840Lmao based
>>738967101Eric AND Barry. No way this is a coincidence.
>>738967404I see, so at what point in 2017 did Nintendo stop being retarded? Took em long enough.
>we're now actually at "Yoshi's Island was always bad anyway"ADD IT TO THE LIST
>>738967805Americans can't read
>>738955323I’m a shameless Nintendofag who recently paid $70 (plus tip) for Mario Tennis. But this is too much even for me. You can’t even die? Yeah, I’ve never liked any game that does that (not counting adventure games.) I’ll wait for Star Fox and Splatoon Raiders.
>snoys are mindbroken because a yoshi game is easy, just like every yoshi game has been
>>738967805it always was
>>738968345pretending to be retarded is still being retarded
>a game that's just a walking simulator, where challenge is nonexistent, and is just a vehicle to shove pretty flashing lights in your face until the end creditsIsn't this just TLOU and Uncharted and God of War, but with Nintendo characters?
>>738968748the yoshi game at least wont force unskippable gay sex scenes in your face
>>738968748>>738968345Are tendies just disingenuous or really this retarded?
>>738968817because the yoshi game players ARE the one having gay sex! DOHOHOHOHO
>>738968817It's a shame it won't feature any trans yoshis
>>738968905But why would parents leave their kids alone with playstation owners?
>>738969015we all know it's Nintendo Adults who are gonna make up the bulk of players here, come on (weird that childfucking was where your mind went though)
>>738969015Seems safer than leaving them with tendies
>>738969132
>>738969132>>738969113>snoy is seething trying to project after his meltdown yesterday
>>738968905that's just homophobic
>>738968748Out of curiosity, would you say the same thing about Pokemon Snap?
>>738968748>>738968345>Are tendies just disingenuous or really this retarded?
>If a toddler can't beat it, why bother?
>we're in a thread with a genuine schizophrenic pedophile with religious delusions about Nintendo who builds hate shrines to 4chan boogeymen in games that are supposed to be relaxing funtimes and thinks the brazilian CIA works for Sony, including working on here to besmirch Nintendo (yeah you Pauline fag)>but he's treated as the normal one only because he's pro-Nintendo
>>738969309In pokemon snap if you put the controller down you will "finish" a course but with no points you did nothing and get nothing In uncharted you can put the controller down and the game will play itself
>>738969502Having played Uncharted, I can assure you it won't. Neither will this new Yoshi game.
>>738969493you're just that annoying
>>738969584no, you just have an unhealthy attachment and loyalty to Nintendo
>>738969493ACfag's new trip is only "normal" in comparison to the sony cultists who spam shit like pic related on the regular
No one's falling for your falseflag, retard
>>738969493>we're in a thread with a genuine schizophrenic pedophile with religious delusions about Nintendo I think you mean "board" not thread.
>>738969309Pokemon Snap is a family friendly on-rails shooter.
>>738969657ah projection, is it?
>>738955323Who cares? It will still outsell Saros.
>>738969581uncharted 4 you have "control" but if you put the controller down the npc will just push you forward so the cutscene can start
I own a PS5 and have literally never heard of Saros until this thread.
>>738969795Correct. It sells itself on trial and error, puzzle solving, and exploring your environment with various tools, even though you can't "take damage". How does this not also describe this new Yoshi game?
This is why Saros, Concord and Marathon flopped. Snoys are terminally online obsessing over Nintendo's hit games instead of playing theirs.
>>738969959no gun? no balls??
>>738965690>Nintendo's stock is still double the price of sony's? sony's market cap is over double Nintendo'sdon't tell me you think individual share price means something on its own. Why would you comment about these things if you have zero clue about what they mean?
Every single Yoshi game after Yoshi's Island has been baby tier. Yoshi is a game for babies. It simply is what it is.
>>738970065Throwing eggs is very close to having a gun that shoots balls, if you think about it.
>>738969959Accurate. Like Pokemon Snap, the appeal of Yoshi will come from the areas you explore and the creatures you meet.
>>738970081this level of mental delusion is not healthy eric
>>738970206this is why nintendo is the best
>>738955840It been like 8 years of this shit bro
>>738969959>put ball in cup>OMG 500 IQ PUZZLE GUYS, GOTY!
>>738970226what do you mean?
>>738969958>I own a PS5
>>738970335it's a video game not a cognitive test
>>738960216You’re a faggot Seriously.Nintendo adults are excessively cringe, time to move on.
>>738970335>nintendo makes games for a wide range of ages, and thus the complexity of the games are different >meanwhile sony is making an AI to play video games for snoys because they're too stupid to push forward to play their latest movieslop
>>738970335Which games are you describing? I hope you also feel the same about>roll away from sword
>>738970595>time to move onOkay, then provide an alternative. What should we be playing instead?
>>738970597>>738970607>NOO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT SONY, NOBODY ELSE COULD DISLIKE NINTENDO'S CASUAL SLOP
>>738970791>instantly gets defensive when sony fans are called retarded
>>738970791Anon, not only have I not mentioned Sony once, but I have defended Uncharted in this very thread, right here >>738969581. I play on whatever devices I want. I've been an idort since I was a kid playing CnC and Quake 2 on my family's PC.
>>738970057It's the other way around, they have no good games to play and be busy. So how else would they spend their time
>>738970684Literally any PC game go take your pic. Its wild you people sit on that dogshit nintendo eshop with all the weird ass jap indie visual novel garbage, go on steam and join the real gaming world. Theres even handhelds that can play all these ganes at much higher specs that a switch, I honestly don’t get it at all why an adult male gamer would lock themselves into nintendos gay walled garden for literal children when a much better and diverse experience can be had for a very similar price
>>738969493It's gotten genuinely bad and pathetic.
>>738955323I don't even understand what I'm looking at.
>>738970896But CnC and Quake 2 are objectively bad games, by your own metric, since you can die in them. They promote toxic challenge and difficulty. Remember? Games aren't supposed to be frustrating for the younger audiences. Otherwise they're bad.
>>738970896Its just ACfag having a tantrum and pretending he plays any video games at all
>>738971157Who the fuck is ACfag?
>>738971215lurk moar
>>738971215It's another poopdickschizo made up by Tendies. They needed a few extra boogeymen to attack and blame everything on, and just scapegoating sony was getting old.
>>738955840Based EriChad living rent free in nintentrannies mind
>>738971313No nigger, you faggots always say these fucking stupid meme names as if everyones supposed to know who they are, you’ve literally just spammed “ACfag” for fucking years with zero context, its the same as the eric shit.Blow your head off with a shotgun.
>>738971215Yet another in the long line of seething retards who have doxxed themselves on 4chan he likes to defend pedos as long as they love sony loves to pretend hes a fan of some games, but will have a complete meltdown if someone corrects him on basic shit someone would know after playing a game for 5 minutes putting words in other people's mouths like >>738971087 is one of his main cope tactics to try derail threads
>>738965418>the best selling yoshi game is the only one that wasn't specifically designed for babiesOf course this means we need to double down on yoshi being a franchise only for babies.
>>738955323I get children are children, but there's also completely undermining them. The narration from that trailer is just retarded since children DO NOT talk at x0.5 speed.
>>738971413Shut the fuck up *ric
>>738960394>challenge can only exist alongside tedium
>>738971573Sick my cock you fat ugly tendie bitch
>>738971413there's no way you have been browsing for an amount of time and not know who that is
>>738971535>Nintendo fan having a schizophrenic meltdown because someone said something negative about nintendoYou hate to see it.
Why is everyone bumping a shitty twitter thread from a literal who?
>>738971615sic your cock on a pack of hungry dogs
>>738960394>literally nothing happens. You can’t lose, you aren’t punished for poor performance, absolutely no semblance of challenge is presentSo what you're saying is the new yoshi game is Game of the Year material just like Astrobot?
>>738955323Why would Yoshi-P do this?
>>738965418Poochy is so fucking cute
Yoshi is getting a Switch 1 port within the year. This isn't even going to hit 1 million sales on S2 and probably runs on the Switch 1 without even changing anything besides the resolution
>>738971640This doesn't really work when you spam the same images and make the same posts over and over
>>738971762Shut the fuck up, Homer.
>>738960319>>retarded yoshi island fags trying to not admit their game was also for fetusesImagine thinking yoshis island is for fetusesYou have NEVER done a 100% run
>>738971625Ive literally only ever seen “ACfag” for like the last 6 years minimum and everyone always acts as if its general accepted knowledge but its not >>738971683This shit is genuinely embarrassing and I think you deserve to feel bad https://youtu.be/c3Pn-0B08mM?si=ZNts8QDmZ3DCu1KOIts fucking paw patrol tier. You’re overweight in your mid 30s.
>>738971787Because Nintendo fans would never do such a thing.
>>738971928at least I don't waste my life seething over a children's video games company
>>738956502Those were before TikTok, dopamine addiction and ADHD
>>738971931>meanwhile sony fans >>738969670
>>738972002No you just waste your life buying their overpriced shit faggot
>>738972032uh oh meltie
>>738972059Uh oh mamchildRemember to take your estrogen, tranny, itll help you cope with being pathetic and gay
>>738955493>>738955462>Yoshi is a franchise for toddlers, you chud!>so are you're not going to play it?>WHAT? NO! I HAVE TO PLAY IT! IT'S YOSHI!Remember that calling you "drones"was deemed too offensive by this site's moderation.
>>738972025>sony fans act like mentally ill children, we should get to do the same!
>>738972105>the same>snoys scream about killing and molesting children >tendies call snoys mean names >according to baldy these are the same thing
>>738972097and again, projection.
>>738972102who are you quoting lolare snoys so starved for games they buy any slop that comes out on their machine?
>>738972235>buy any slop that comes out on their machine?I would say yes, but astrobot, marathon, SAAAARos, the new god of war, code violet are all flops
This whole thread is just MatthewFag arguing with himself everyone is Matthew but me
>>738972182>hah, snoys are so pathetic, they get offended so easily>IEEEE THEY SAID SOMETHING MEAN TO ME, I NEED MY SAFE SPACERelax famitsu kiddo.. The mean old snoys aren't going to hurt you.
>>738972185>t. Nintendo enthusiast who unironically owns a switch
>>738972338you're literally pissing yourself and crying because you got called mean names, while defending your fellow sony cultists and all the evil shit they say and do
>>738972456You're literally pissing and shitting yourself because you got offended by some snoys who made vague, empty threats (assuming those aren't just falseflags, which nintendo fans are known to do en masse).Stop getting offended on behalf of the children. It's pathetic. You're five seconds away from making pathetic hate shrines in tomadachi life or Pokopia or whatever, like this sad specimen. >>738955840
>>738972527>slaphead is projecting again
>>738972568>nintendo fans literally gloat about making shrines dedicated to people they hate on 4chan>this is considered normal and healthy
>>738972527>(assuming those aren't just falseflags, which nintendo fans are known to do en masse).lol
I think the last car game I played was Vigilante 8.
>>738969502Lol, you’ve never played an Uncharted game and it shows. Uncharted on Crushing difficulty is MUCH harder than any modern Nintendo game. I don’t even like the series but you’re being ridiculous.
>>738972741>snoys also falseflagOkay, and?
>>738972235>>are snoys so starved for games they buy any slop that comes out on their machine?you say as you're running defense to justify buying an actual Yoshi game for babies because it's what you've got
