Entering the last day of the festi/v/al. Did you get everything /v/?Also post lobbies.
>beat tryhards>lobby explodes
>2 of us against the world>get top 2>carry the bots in objective>winYou're just too good, Protobro. GG.
Wheres the abyssal collab?
Are (You) going for top 100, anon? how close are you away from it?
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSE- Oh, nevermind.>wasn't even a bonus
88388725reposting in case someone gets disconnected>>739934494I'm honestly glad I didn't attempt to stay up for the entire festival. Either would've died or gone completely insane by today. Not that I'm not going insane, thanks sweats, for forcing me to do two all nighters just for a title related to one of my favorite Sega franchises!
>>739934665Just doing my job man, everyone is pulling through.
I'm expecting the final cut off to be somewhere around 29k-33k my dear fellow top 100 chasers so get those points while you can.
>>739934867currently at 28k so I should be fine if I keep playing until dawn. though i'm planning on going all day until the festival is over not like i have a choice, i downed a 5 hour energy an hour ago so i'm stuck playing until 7
I wasn't handing that 1st over.
That's one cursed lobby.
>enter golden temple>tapping with bros>get tapped to the water>12th>kronos island bgm in my headhttps://litter.catbox.moe/y0rswcu5a9ipo8lc.mp4
>vs two groups of sweatsi hate it here.maybe they'll canniballize eachother and we can win tho
>Get spammed to the back>Mpreg fags kick me while I'm downMan, fuck that shit.
>Shitver sees me grabbing my usual stuff for bagging during lap 1>he tries to slow down and slicer me>I slow down first and force him to give upWhat a fucking loser.
Got everything. What's next? It's gonna be Classic Sonic isn't it...
>accept invite like 5 minutes ago>screen has been flashing waiting for the race to end the entire timei-is it broken?
Noticing that the relaxed tapping in the back days are over. Can't relax in any fucking lobby in this festival. Full frontrunning.
Post cars
>>739935298Maybe?Looking at the lineup I do think we'll get two more Sonic characters but it's either gonna be next month which will fuck up the pattern or it'll cap off the first season
>>739935402I would if they weren't lewded decals
>>739935490They gotta reveal something soon, next festival gotta be mid June.
>>739935609Aren't you forgetting something?
>>739935609State of Play 100%
>>739935298Maybe Movie Sonic? (althrough probably unlikely, since the Sonic 4 movie still comes in 2027)
BROhttps://files.catbox.moe/akb7gd.mp4
>get my items during lap 1>FRENZY>lose my itemsHaha...fuck.
>frontrun with the team the entirety of the first two laps>we all get chainstunned 1km from finish by tornadoes and a monster truckepic, simply epic
AIR TRICKS AAAAAA.
>>739935712Out fucking skilled.
>>739935727Baggers, when will they learn?
>>739935751And that's a oops from me. Not like it matters since these assholes are going to win, now even faster with one of us down.
>>739935649iirc they outright said movie content won't be in the game. but if this game gets more content to 2027, maybe they'll go back on it, even if it's just skins for the main characters
>weights inches from finish lineI'll compensate.
Sagebro you sold it...
>>739935923I-I know...
>>739935779it keeps happeninghttps://litter.catbox.moe/jc1jvi30m7qt0rdc.mp4
>>739935963Now that's a fucking ninja.
>>739935946Redemption arc complete
Screw you guys and your monster truck. :^(
>shoved against a wall and tornadoedThis game really makes you FEEL like getting prison raped by Big Tyrone
I know its 4am est but this is like the 5th or 6th lobby with a full bot team
>>739936165They've been in like 70% of matches the entire festival in my experience.
>>739935636That's probably in June, then LC6 is late July and the final round is probably August>>739935609I expect it this week. Probably Tuesday with the next festival being the week after
>>739936224*not in JuneSince TMNT drop soon and so does the next festival
>>739936115>pushed out of track by teammateAnd there goes all race.
>>739936284Thought you guys were gunning for the suicidal jump.
>>739936193GETTING SICK OF THESE BOTS, OR CLANKERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, TO BE HONEST
>literally the exact millisecond the team boost runs out>get tornado'd right at the endWell that's alright. I didn't want to screw over the sweatlords anyway.
REVENGENOW
>>739936315I never take that shit. Never have done it so I don't know the correct angle.
>try to take the white space cut towards the end>game says fuck you and leaves little room to use my laser as a safety netAre you shitting me?
>>739936319YOU, was it you who threw that damn magnet on Kronos? I flew right off the damn track.
MY race.
Our entire team was gunning for that finish line before something unexpected fucked us over.
REVENGE
>>739936342That was DEVILISH.
This is gonna be my last race its almost 5am and I still haven't had dinner
>sniped whole 3rd lapThe weak fears the strong.
>slicer incoming>throw my glove back>doesn't make contactOh okay. Fuck me I guess.
DASH PANELS.
>>739936512>2nd placeholy desync
>>739936512GGs, bro.
>>739936373Yeah, with the frustration throw. lmao.
>>739936512GGs Arlebro. see you later I guess.
87893280 3/4>>739936630GGs Arlebro
>>739936723I'm at your side, bro.
>>739936702They're calling it the magnet that shook the world.
>directly into sweatfestHappy happy joy joy
>>739936742I think you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=razdk0Mp0Ro
>>739936702Holy kek, I wish my angry throws were as lucky. GG's
Holy fuck.
and there's the time outlet's try this again10378895
>>739936872
For once I actually did my duty and hit every dash panel carefully. All that to get fucked by a truck in the final stretch.
>>739936920Try getting gloved and the fucking press making you get some sweet slow air time for fucking ever.
>Shittens againThe ride is never over.
>1 panel
>its my fault
MOTHER FUCKING TORNADO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>truck bagger during the final stretch of Metal Harbor
GGs Arlebros, I might come back later for a few races but will be on tomorrow.
>>739937270GG's Protobro. See you later.
>>739937270GGs Protobro. Thanks for playing.
>some dicklet on yellow team repeatedly throwing bombs backwardsReally faggot?
>>7399367232/4
>tornado does nothing to that assholehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1wj3f1pthsl3sncf.mp4Ok, thanks game, guess I need Sega's permission.
>sweats forma de 日本人oh nyo?
It took me 8 months to discover that grass doesn't actually slow you down considerably and i should always cut even if i don't have the wisp. Why did team Sonic do this?
>>739937565度し難い!
I hate them so much, what the fuck was that double monster truck bullshit.
>dc'd at race startI didn't want to race on minecraft anyway.
I hope speed hacking in a festival was worth getting banned.
>>739937752>console Switch users or something?
>>739937824Just inhumanely, ridiculous speeds and the entire team overtaking mine while we're blasting at full festival turbo boost.This was not desync.
>1up faggot as teammateWeren't they extinct?
>>739937752>>739937824Why console players can tell which console it is but PC gets that common icon for ocnsoles?
>>739937896He didn't get the memo.
>>739937930It's like a relic.
>>739937930He was in a coma bro.
current cutoff is 24k points.i just reached 29k. godspeed anons
>get the god roll truck and shield>manage to keep it into the final stretch>pop truck and run some people over then finish with shield to get firstGimme more of that good shit, game
GG's bros, I'm gonna call it a night. I had fun.Good luck with your future races.
>>739938048I think I'm climbing through 28k atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBqti-iiglIWe are one...
>dodge the ghost flame and cut through the factory floor with drill I felt so good.
>>739938063GGs Whisper. Thanks for playing!We're currently at 2/4 if anyone else wants to join!88388725>>739938197Oh yeah, that happened.
why am i getting dc'd right before course selection starts so much ;-;
>>739938197...we?
>Last race before 1000 points>Playing as Jet>Opposing team has Sonic, also on extreme gear>Entire race we're close>Last round we were constantly shifting between first and second, pelted by items but nothing stopping us>Cross the finish line nearly at the same time.>I wonThese are the moments I fucking live for. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.
Diabolical.
Didn't want to win that anyway...
Fuckers wouldn't let me alone. Was being spammed all kind of shit back there.Also:https://litter.catbox.moe/6stjb86ct9zt31fu.mp4
>>739938448Putting the wonder in Wonder Museum.
That was too close. At least it's Air Tricks time.
>see 4 trucks>groan
At least they had to really sweat that one. Fuckers.
Currently at 2/488388725
>randos not doing the objectivepain
>using other machines after using accel so much feels like
>carried the botVery nice. TTV even did his part.
>full COM team>other team missing two playersOh this'll be easy.>those two COMs got them the air tricks they needed to overtake my team's placement scoreNERF COMS
>>7399367233/4
I sure wish there was a way to signal to players that they need to change their plate.>would h ave won if this one random didn't get 23 fucking air tricks on MYSTIC JUNGLE
I'll try RG with my regular speed plate and see how it compares against my accel machine one.
>>739939534EG*Fuck.
That was a pretty comfy race.
>>739939651Until the end. That ghost brought the rest close to me and took me a while to shake them off.
>full team vs 1 and bots>and it's an x2Smells like a free win to me.
New code 72415732 3/4Questioning if I'll actually sleep the longer this goes.
wow, it's THE anon
>>739939806From that shady site? 4chan? Epic.
>>739939831But isn't 4chan a hacker who posts pictures of The Grinch holding a gun?
>just won three 4x in a rowwtf I love pubbing now?
>finally made it to 30kGod damn I might actually pull this off.
>>739940070I'm halfway there... haha...
>win by objective
Glad we won that. Fucking cunts a ghost and a monster truck during metal harbors final stretch? Fuck you.
Any open lobbies?
>>739940256I think >>739938914 is still going
My game is starting to miss some sounds. Will need to restart after next race. If you can wait for me.
>>739940352I guess right now works too.
>>739940348Yeah we're still at 2/4, but once the lobby glitches out I'm gonna be taking a break.
>>739940196That was the Blue team and I fucked them at the end of the big jump because I saw that.
>use wrong code>game takes a fucking month to tell me lobby is dead
>>739936880this lobby is still 2/4
Not sure if the other Arle is done or not but GG. >>7399367233/4
>finally a x2>it isn't a free meal
That was a horrible race. Everything was fucking me up. I'll go back to my love. EGs I find kind of weird to get used to because of the size and hitbox (which I think are the same as karts but I don't feel it like that).
God, this setup just feels so dirty. Would have been screwed if I DIDN'T take the KBB hit.https://litter.catbox.moe/rwiktf1sj502lc1c.webm
>lobby exploded>I'm left aloneGuess I'll ditch this race.
Server crapping the bed hours it seems. 20384985
>>739940624I hit the two fuckers in 1st and 2nd so many times and they just desynced through all of it. Dumb as hell race.
>receive invite>waiting for race to endBut I just received that shit.
>>739940759We were waiting a good bit before setting sail. See ya soon.
>timed outWelp that's it for right now. GGs Arlebro.
>>739940801I should've finished that other race...
And that makes 29k>>7399407143/4
>>739940942i try to join and it says the lobby doesn't exist
>>739940968I'll send an invite after this race. I assume you're one the Blaze on my FL.
>>739940968Same thing happened to me when I got back. Thought I made a mistake or something since I receive the inv later.
>>739941017i'm playing arle, but yeah, I'm using the blaze icon with green background
>tornado>tornado>glove>tornadoCAN YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF
>>739941157Tamest Aqua Forest experience.
>fucker behind me bothering all lap 1>use tornado and look behind>very close>brake a bit
>going full genocide on the opposite teamDIE DIE DIE
GGs Creambro. Hope to see you later.>>7399407143/4
>read air trick just as soon as it was about to disappearFuck. Guess I'll die racing.
ggs gamers, shame about all the dc's and barely any multipliers though>>739941697ggs probably will for a bit just to confirm the 1k
>>739941718FUCK MY LIFE EVEN THE BOTS WERE FUCKING MY SHIT UP
>>739941817>timed out going back to lobbySalt to the wound.
i got booooooted, can i have another invite?
New 78923068 3/4
>about to forget to change the plate again
Not a regular poster in these threads, but I did pick the game back up for the first time in a couple months cause I like Puyo.The fuck is up with there always being one team full of nothing but bots? Is the playercount just that low now or did Sega make that a thing for some kind of balancing reason?
Someone gotta take over. I need to handle something.
>>739942034no fucking idea, I've never seen that before this festival. And I've played in every festival. it's weird.
>>739942034We just don't know. It didn't happen last festival.
>>739942114Guess I'll do for a while83747434Inv sent.
i'm heeeeere had to bio
>>739942034i've lurked these threads for a while due to mainly waiting for a sale and this is the first time i've heard anons complain this much about bots, so i'm not sure.
>>739942297They recently made bots in the park stronger. It seems to have applied to online bots as well, because they're stomping the festival goals a lot of the time.
>>739942164Alright hopefully that doesn't happen again. Fuck this building. Headed your way.
>>7399421643/4We'll be going for... don't know how much long.
Nice fucking railing, Sky Road.
>>739942604Excuse me????
>me at the coral jump closing my eyes>jesus take the wheel>...>perfect execution
>>739942515>timed outNew one:25518508
Everyone had a tornado in hand road to finish line. Damn.
>>739942957Everyone except me.... because I had a laser for the cut. Woooooooooooooooo! Easy 1st
>>739943009Yeah, I did that too. And got greeted with TWO tornado walls as soon as I materialized.
FORGOT ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE
ARE YOU SERIOUS
>>739943404GG anon.
how in the fuck did we pull that tie win out of our asses?
>>739943404GGs anon, lmao
>>739943404Your sacrifice was appreciated.
Man, that finish.
12 hours left. Give us the strength to win the race. and get every x4 multiplier
Have you noticed the banner behind the lobby? The Puyo Puyo one. Amitie is sticking her finger in Carbuncles asshole.
>sawed>collision saves the day
>>739943708Holy shit, it's real.
>>739943708
No matter what I threw they would shake off like nothing.
I am proud to announce I have reached 16k points.
>>739944164Good job anon, that's impressive.
>>739944164
>>739943708Ami-chan is so lewd...
>>739944164We'll keep aiming higher together.
i wanna believe my slicer on the blaze there at the end was clutch af.
That was an ass clincher. I kept getting tossed around between the teams.
>>739944632I don't even know what the fuck is happening in all the chaos.
There's the mandated com error.
>two eliwoods in a rowSigh, and I was having fun for once too.
jfc, i got completely FUCKED on that last lap. they wanted me DEAD.
>>739944768>one of them is running giant spike ball nowthose fucking faggots holy shit
>>739944768Good news, you're free.Bad news, we're dealing with him now.
>>739944768naw, how about 3?
>dc after losingTypical.
>>739944972So now that they're secure in their top 10, they're just going to ruin everyone else's experience? Even more than they already have been? Classy.
>Eliwood into a dcGuess we were having too much fun before
New one:14166581
Really? Fucking finish line.
>lost by 6 tricksasdfkl;sndkfsnaaaaahaaaa why
This is the most powerful lobby in the entire game right now.
>finally joined the 30k club
so many fucking arles (we won btw)
>>739945786The PC ones are probably gay.
Of course...
you gotta be shitting me. We tied on tricks and lost on position.... how
29k... d-done...
>>739946194Congrats Sagebro.
>>739946221Thanks, bro. All thanks to teamwork.
>>739934692Just as planned
man, i'm still at 23k... am i gonna even make it to top 100?
>>739946489If you keep at it the rest of the festival, probable.
>>739946528Depends on how often you get winnable x4's.
What, how in the fuck 9? I passed a lot of panels and gates, wtf?
>>739946489Currently some poor sap in the top 100 is likely resting. Better get to work.
Finally another team. Was getting tired of those fuckers. They were trying so fucking hard all race.
>made them waste their trucks long before finish line
Are we doing a custom /v/ lobby today after the festival ends? love playing with you bros
>>739946987I can tell you for a fact that tonight and tomorrow I'm sleeping in, trying to get my life back in order. Two all-nighters in one weekend isn't healthy.
>>739946987 Not really sure on my part, since I don't know yet if I'll be able to play later today/tonight.
Rip the small streak
>trapped behind with all the trigger happy cpu and their infinite ammo it seems
>lose>get tossed outThanks John SEGA. Rejoining.
fucking how? they were a trillion miles ahead the entire third lap
>>739947636First time?
>>739947636You know... now that I see that, it is extremely weird they were ahead but almost no taps. That means their speed didn't come from team boost or tapping...
Save me from these rando retards.40161852
>coming in with a monster truck>their team boost is active
>>739947989You should stick to your discord.
Love how some of these retards are good at shitting races, but you see their rank and they're not even L1. What's the matter? Don't like you're own sweat people?
>>739942034It rarely happened with past festivals, now it became frequent for the puyo festival for some reason
GEEEEEEET TRUUUUUUUCKED MOTHER FUCKERS!
>some fucking how caught up to the team after getting assaulted on Kronos Island
>>739948393i'd like to believe it's because people love Arle/Puyo Puyo.
The most forced and artifical snoy shill psuedo-general I've seen on here in ages. Buy an ad.
Thought you were leaving, my mistake
>Jeet is backGood to know that you are doing alright.
>>739948515I'll go when one of you decides to go.
>>739948497lol wtf are you talking about? We're actually playing games here.
>Playing solo>Matched against /v/rosWell fuck.
GGs lads, sorry but it had to be this way.
TWO slimes at once?!
>forgot to change my gadgets
>>739948573>Playing solo>4x>Tie with a second team>One of my randos didn't have fucking AIR TRICK GADGETS EQUIPPED SO WE LOSTWHYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT THE SCREEN
>>739948497go back to speedstorm
>>739948447A memoirhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7sx6wmz25q3489f5.mp4
>pop my truck>teammate sends me off into the voidThe fuck is with this game
TWO fucking slimes AGAIN fucked us AGAIN
Back to the grind
Is aqua forest a troll pick? I keep getting locked out of air tricks when I bump anyone.
>>739949281If you touch the jump boost thingy while descending, then you can't air trick.
>>739949361Oh, weird. I've never noticed it in WMs.
Current rank 100.
>>739949465the goalposts.... they keep MOVING...
>>739949465Oh yeah the final cut off is definitely gonna be around 33k to 35k.
>>739949465Just made it to 32k which was my goal. As much as I just want to lay down and rest, I'm worried I'll fall asleep and lose Top 100. Rather be safe than sorry.
>>739949636>me about to hit 30kI just don't wanna wake up over 100...
>>739949465I have been grinding non stop for over 10 hours from mid 200s and this is all I have to show for it. This is unreal. Why did I even bother...
jfc, i just clipped through the fucking ground
>>739949758Solo? You gain more points by being with friends and for top lead. And multipliers work on those too.
UuuhThat's a lot of 67 air tricks
nuuuuuu connection error....
>The only lobby is fullGuess I'll continue my solo adventures.
>>739949997I'll join if you host one.
>about to win>they get an extra boost of speed from team boost at the last secondYou have been warned, fuckers.
any open lobbies? I'm at 25k so I can definitely make it to 32k today at least
Here goes nothing 84140703
>rank 119 at the start of what will be 9 hours of playingyeah, I can make it
Blazebro, inv sent.
>Lost by one padDammit.
>>7399502343/4 here
>1 point off the most boostsArrg
>>739950442Guess he died from exhaustion. We'll pour one for you, Blazebro. Rest in pepperoni.>timed outFuck. Hmm, do you guys want to keep playing? I can make another lobby.
>>739950824definitely. let's get it.
Lobby:203067383/4
>>739950824I mean I'm getting exhausted due to playing for 36 hours but I'm not gonna stay in Top 100 if I sit around doing nothing so might as well.
>>739950234>sitting in waiting room>suddenly, communication with lobby lostorz
>Timed out
>>739950812never mind the lobby exploded
>>739950904Will play for another hour guys. Need to do some chores around the house and sleep a bit to resume the grind the last 4 or 5 hours.
>>739950912>>739950919New one 10366322
>"i'm gonna try hard this time and get top 1000 for my girl, Arle">need 15000+ pointsYeah, no.
>>739951204Then she wasn't really your girl.
zamn
>1 point off AGAIN
TAPPING TIME.
>>739951349tap this>grabs sign
>>739951204It's genuinely crazy how much points you need just to get a single title for Arle. Genuinely didn't expect it to be so high.
>158 taps
>>739951532If only account sharing was bannable.
>>739951607It is bannable if they are on Steam, just gotta find their profiles to report.
All that lead, all those taps, all the team boost... And we NEVER got a lead as big as the sweats do in a fraction of seconds. Makes you think.
T-thanks bots.
Based COMs saving our asses. I hate magma planet so I just booked it.
I'm trying guys I'm trying.
>>739951804I mean it's basically known to be rigged in their favor since the update that added x5 multipliers
uh oh, my game is stuck on course loading screen with no music halp nevermind dc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7399509573/4 btw
>timed out on the loading screen>counts as a fair play penaltyyeah fuck you sega
>>739951928nyoo
>>739950957>timed out and fair points discountedWhat?New one:55454645
>lose fair play points>not due to a choice by me, but because of sega's godawful serverssasuga sega
lmao tried to grab a blue box and my drift got stuckalmost threw
Looks like both lobbies are full, I'll go solo until a slot opens.
Crap the lobby imploded, can you host Arlebro?
>>73995219355832780
>>739952224Cheers.
>sky road sends me flying to fucking neverland>all race trying to recover while two assholes were making it impossibleTiresome.
>>739952127oooooof
>>739952301That's why you disappeared, I was slowing down and waited for taps.
>opponents keep desync teleporting everywhere next to me, blocking team tapswow I hate this
>>739952359I always forget to make the turn and take try that super unoptimal one.
So, does the acceration character kit work on non ack characters? Because I thought not.
>>739952410Works on everyone.
>>739950824>Guess he died from exhaustionShame it wasn't permanent. At least that power nap woke me a little.
Did fortnite update again? This is absurd.>>739952410Yes. Accel characters just get a boost nerf with it as a tip.
>Have a good slep >Decide to check the board >Top 3 are in the 60k >10 in the 50s >100 has to be safely in 30KDamn, no rest for the wicked.
I am going to fly to Japan and firebomb Sega HQ if the next patch doesn't remove damage from tornado.
Damn, so close
i'm starting to think i've definitely slept/taken a break to cook for too long during this event to make top 100 at this point, but FUCK it, this is like, the ONE festival I wanna try for.
>>739952462>>739952439So it's like a hidden stat?
AAIR TRICKS AAAAA.
>>739952708You can see character/vehicle kit stat changes if you press X (xbox style controller) when picking character/vehicle with it on your plate.>>739952752Shit I didn't change... We gotta PLACE.
Guys, you have become what I hate. I don't feel like playing with you anymore.>>739952456Good to see you well bro.
everybody wins, thanks bots
>>739952796Bros we didn't PLACE...
Last half hour guys.
>>739953000Fuck, I got molested at the last stretch.
>>739952585>60KHow soulless do you have to be to reach those kinds of numbers?
>>739953014Dark chao gave me an omochao and tornado so I was able to blitz to third thanks to double ring gain boost. I switched though, don't worry.
>>739953059Account sharing is pretty soulless.
>Arle in the acc machine not losing a single bit of speed while getting sliced Yup, that's an abnormal speed report right there.
>>739953198aiiiiiieeeeeee
>lost by ONE FUCKING TRICKit's not fair, bros
>hit 31kMore anons need to wake up. Russian roulette with randoms isn't good for my sanity.
Sorry, I tried doing that shortcut at the last bit of the Donpa factory and fucked myself.
>>739953298I nuked those yellow team fucks.
yep it's my second most hated crossworld track how could you tell
>>739953239That was absolutely not a desync.Went blasting like literally nothing was happening to her.
>>739953130Has that recently just been a thing? Even that Kukson managed to get #1 in the MegaMan Festival and I don't think anyone called him out on account sharing.
>go for mines truck shortcut>team boost activates and ruins my jump>TRY AGAIN>fail>TRY AGAIN>failThanks for the carry team.
>>739953278Which Lobby is yours? The two I tried to join both said full.
>>739953516Well if they're not, I want what they're having.
>>739953467I can only wonder what others see on their screens when I go full brrrr against sweats.
Ah yes the classic "go from leading to 12th in one tornado" strategy. Very effective for them.
Last race, team. Let's win another one.
>11th place double box>single wisp and wisp shieldPerfectly balanced.I'm so glad the devs have their priorities straight like banning ring engines instead of this.
Fuck I fell twice. Have a funny bait webm from the last race as recompense.
>>739954142Don't worry, I fell too, went from lead keeper to 12...
Current top 100 cut off is 28k
GGs Arlebro. I suppose I can take over hosting for now.36935114
>they win top 3>we win the next 4>tie with the objective>both winHahahha. I'll take it. Thanks for the games, guys. GGs. Will see you in a couple of hours to finish the day. Take care.
NO FUCKING WAY
my brother in christ why does it keep happening
for some reason i keep getting title comm errors, restarting game. had to restart the game.
>timed out...never mind, give me a second to restart
>wonder why I've seen Shittens less today>check top 10>he got kicked out
Dash panels
>>739954493lmao really?
I really hope Sega's shit netcode isn't the reason I miss top 100
>>739954485OK, now I guess I can take over hosting.50194275>>739954493holy fucking shit my sides
>>739954463bruuuuhhhhhhhh
>even after all these hours I am STILL 3000~ away from getting into the top 100should i just give up? This is ridiculous.
>>739954493kicked out?
>>739951204When I did SpongeBob I only got like 10k and when my friend did the Mega Man one I told him he only needed that much and we both got top 500. Crazy the work that people put into this fest
>>739954608I'm around 2k away but at this rate I'll still catch up with a couple hours to spare
>>739953390lol why would they have collision
Damn, it's the sweats.
TRIPLE KILL
>>739954776Sorry man, I couldn't sweat hard enough.
wow the same sweats twice in a row. gonna duck them after this one...
>tanked two boos and still finished 4th but missed a bunch of dash rings because of them
Please stop aggressively tapping and getting your teammates pushed off the track
>>739954493There's no way reporting actually works?
>have comfortable lead>two weights>boo>desync tapped off the track>missed the good cycle for dash rings
Finally, normal looking people.
>>739955320Here's hoping
>>739949156Okay i had to buy the groceries for the week first but now i'm ready to kick sweatfags balls
Damn, minisweats.
I'm sorry other Protoman I've failed you
>>739955806It's fine man, we will eventually win.
We tied. :^)
>>739955854I guess a draw is a win...
I'll take that as a win against those sweat fucks.
>try to time team boost for the shortcut>miss the full gauge by a sliver
Was on a Forza binge so im pretty late to the festivalGot a room up: 52264879
>Japanese paizuri sweatsDamn
It's cool we won with the power of friendship.
Woo!
>>739956334>>739956336GGs lads, that was some good effort. I'll be back later for more, good luck everyone.
Oh no we lost a nibba...
>>739953390That jump became significantly less shit for me when I got in the habit of letting off the gas before going off the rampnice froggy car, mine looks similar
>>7399522243/4 then
>some unfunny fuck repeatedly launching uncharged bombsWhat a fucking maggot.
>>739955747Ok i got tired of randoms, any open lobbies?
Damn, can't believe Kirito left us for dead on lap 1.
>>739956560I just joined >>739956198
>>739956560>>739952224just started a queue tho sorry
>>7399561982/4
>>739956646On my way
woo, barely stole 1st
FUCK ME I FORGOT THERE WAS A FESTIVALNOW I HAVE TO SPEEDRACE THIS SHITSorry. Caps lock.
Victory feels good
Down a protobro... Is the room finally breaking?
I am so sick of tornados man.
I forgot to change to a power vehicle for taps, sorry
>>739957018Offline... 55832780 2/4
>matched into a top 10 team and sabotaged by a comm error>4x
>>739957327wrong thread, sis
>Fellow Whisper taps me>Game freaks the fuck out and send me into one of the nearby shops
>>739957314I guess that's what we got for being just as bad as the sweatlords...>>739957364stop feeding the troll
getting real sick of these fucking desync bumps where I get shoved into the wall and then they teleport away
found these fuckass crossworlds memes on YouTube and they kept having Arle be an asshole to SpongeBob...the big bob don't deserve that shit...Bob L'éponge will FOREVER have more of an impact than that Arle bitch...>>739957327fuck off
>>739957593you referring to this?https://youtu.be/1yuKpJy7GcU?si=Eo6RmcSyln-gYFBK
>Someone bumped me to the wall of the jellyfish section and got stuck...
goddamn /v/ sweats I swear
>>739957725all the bob tried to do was be nice and inviting and she threatened to HURT him and got megaman and protoman to fucking KILL him.I want this Arle bitch hung.
GG other /v/ lobby.sorry for hitting you in offroad twice, username in parentheses that i have no idea how to type.
>>739957891I had no defense anyway so it can't be helped.
>>739957840The battles we've fought have changed us. GG other lobby.
>>739957725>no twitter>just blueskythat's gonna be a no from me my man
>>739957872me too fellow Spongebro, me toohe don't deserve this shit
>did you managed
W-we were doing so well bros...
55832780 Still 2/4, desperately need reinforcements.
Man we were fighting for our lives that race.
>>739957725>Arle literally had to have fans beg to get her in>SpongeBob was in the game before characters like Sage Bob Esponja is more important than your stupidass Puyo girl
>>739958014>>>/vt/ranny
Smile, she's in.
>>739958256before anyone goes "PROOF?"screencap from a Beta when the initial bob leaks were happening
>>739958309/vt/ITANS own (You), brapskin.
>tap brake to not get tornadoed>get tornadoed>dead stopI fucking hate power cars man.
>Creamfag on the opposite team repeatedly slowing down to pelt shit at me>in fucking 11thMakes me even more satisfied knowing they lost to us by 1 point the cunt.
>>739957725I could only leave that shit on for 10 seconds before closing it.
>>739957593>>739957872>>739958000It's funny because SpongeBob and Arle would be friends if they met. He's that much of a Chad
>>739958372>SpongeBob was in the game before Rouge, Blaze, and Sagewhen the sagefags get uppity remind them SpongeBob was a more important addition than her
fucking aqua forest
Protobro, feel free to leave any time since I definitely can't carry.
>>739958372So wait, Spongebob and Patrick were seriously the first DLC characters to be implemented into the game? Neat.
>>739958876Nah, I'm actually starting to get into this.
Kill all frontrunningfags
Update on the 100th rank.
>pull first on 4x>we barely losedamn
>>739959178We need a couple more people in this lobby.
>>739959217Yep. Anyone needing a room join 55832780 ok?
>>739958957the bob is just THAT important
>>739959050Sorry man, gotta stay in Top 100 any way I can. Just passed 34k.>>739959158Holy shit, glad I pulled those all nighters
expo tunnel back thrown bomb, oof, ow, ouchie
I swear I hit continue but it said lobby disbanded?
72356139 new secondary room, I guess?
>>739958372I remember thinking it wasn't real when he was leaked initially or that people were grasping at strings. Then actual footage was leaked and I thought "holy shit"I just never expected it to happen, I figured the DLC would just be SEGA stuff since they wanted to capture the All Stars Racing crowd again
Not a note I wanted to end on but.Gonna hop off here for now Miku and Pac bros.Good luck with future races.
>>7399561982/4We could really use some help
as a certified bobber this is how playing this fucking game has felt to me latelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/3obftq.mp4
>>739934494I kinda want to get this game just to play as Goro Majima Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii
>>739959712Protobro maybe we should join this one?
>>739959739Sure
>in 4th when the boo approached>still got targeted by it>still got 1st at the end anywayfuck you sega
>>739959846KBB's targeting is truly an enigma.
>>739959712Says its full
>>739958317State of Play in 2 days. are you ready for her official reveal bro?
if someone has the ability to cancel still you need to rejoin
>>739959890We're at 3/4Try again
>>739959902it's gonna be Classic Sonic, watch
>>739959846>>739959874>boo>KBB (king bob-bomb)WTF!? TENDIESLOP!?
>>739959980Nvm the lobby glitched :(
>>739959676genuinely SpongeBob will be the ONLY Paramount DLC I'll ever go to hell and back to defend, he was genuinely the most hyped I got for a character reveal pre-Red and Arle and I'm not even joking
>>739959846I'm blaming the shortcut for this
>>739959902I've always felt like she'd be a season 2 inclusion, but I'd love for SEGA to surprise me. Regardless I'm looking forward to the SoP for once.
I didn't realize it was on. How long does it take to earn the points?
that fucking ghost
>>739957725>Surge is very popular and should have been in the game!What being terminally online does to someone.
>>739960320You have 5 hours? If you can dedicate that it should be enough for 1k rewards.
>Arle tornados me>time my rocket to shove up her ass during the final stretch>our entire team passes herFelt so good
>>739960395genuinely will laugh my ass off when the last sonic character revealed is Classic Sonic and all the surge fans basically lose it
Genuinely surprised it took this long for another DC.Invites sent. 18422373
Oh yeah, Top 100 cutoff is now 30k.
>>739960463he's the most likely Sonic series candidate to get in the game and if you somehow think someone like Surge or Infinite will get in over him you're delusional
>>739960070I mean, same. SpongeBob is my favorite character of all time and I've even met Tom Kenny twice now (and a third time in a few months). I don't mind the Turtles being in but I would have popped off harder if they were 2003 since that show and Sonic X were my introduction to both franchises>>739959986I expect him, but i also expected most of the SEGA characters to just be the same old ones from the previous All Stars Racing games and they didn't deliver. So it's up in the air for now. But this is the only time I can realistically expect them to add him, honestly
>top 100 gaining by almost 1k every hourwhat the fuck
Thanks eggman. I never recovered.
>>739960683Just win every 4x bro.
>>739960395>>739960617
I said: Did ya get all of the Villains, BITCH ?!
guys, i'm gonna be real, i'm so mentally checked out at this pointi am not getting ANY closer to top 100 (it's at 30k+ now and I'm STILL 3k behind it), there's only 6 hours left and i am starting to feel the fatigue. it's not worth it, i'm just gonna keep playing til next air tricks and then go to the bathroom and then probably sleep.
>>739960798does your shitty game let me play as SpongeBob?
>tornado someone at the end>he bumps me into the wall and speeds awaydesync is going to throw this game into the fucking garbage
Wow, just when I thought I couldn't hate twitch faggots any more.
I suggest we spam horns when we see that group.
That eggpawn really decided the fate of the race by fucking us with the monster truck starter
>>739960880scratch that, i'm like, 4000~ behind now. The gap is WIDENING.I gave it my best shot, but i don't think it's happening. At least I'm definitely in top 1000.
>>739960880You've done well solider. I hope you have a good rest when you finally lay your head.
Any free lobby spots?
HAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU TROLLS
>>739960798I unlocked Friend Inside Me and uninstalled the game to make room for Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2.
>>739961251It was a 4x and they were still doing that monster truck starter shit btw.
We won thanks to the power of 67Yippie!
>>739960880It's been great racing with you, I'll probably head off too when we get to air tricks.
>>739960395Not at all.
>>739961434
>>739961464Thanks. Was about to make one.