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my life support will fail if i do not see a single ape
>>740106503Sony doesn't care about us.
>>740106503>"Oh, you wanted a new Ape Escape? Fuck you, you'll take your fucking God of War spinoff and you'll fucking eat it like the good little piggy you are!"I am so fucking tired.
>>740106503Normalfags don't like Ape Escape because it's too zany and not muh gritty realism. sorry chud
>>740106503we aren't allowed good thingsonly pain
None of you are actual Ape Escape fans. We all gave up after the 20th anniversary.
>>740106503just let it restno way it won't be tainted with pozzwoke
>>740106503>not a super realistic gritty gloomy corridor woke story movieI dont get why you retards cling for fun games with sony consoles this late into the era.
>>740113341My expectations are to never expect anything new for Ape Escape but it's hard to completely crush the hope of a new game
>>740113341>None of you are actual Ape Escape fansI bought Ape Escape on PSN for like $15 dollarydoos. What more do they want?
>>740113341i've been playing ape escape since i was young with 3 and bought the other games that i could reasonably get (and emulating stuff like the million monkeys translation), what more do they want from me. granted i probably wouldn't want another game considering it's modern sony and i haven't had a console of theirs aside from the PS2 but i still hold some hope for whatever reason
>>740116162>picI dunno, Casi. There's a part of me that's morbidly curious what that would actually look like. It would. at bare minimum, be really damn funny.
>>740106503Japan studio is ded man. Let it go. It won't ever be the same. It is for the best
Astrobot needed to sell like 4x the amount for that to even be a twinkle in any execs eye
>>740117691Call of Duty and its sales numbers have been a disaster for the video game industry.
>>740117456We just need to get rid of sbi and blackrockThen you resurrect japan studio like in dragon quest or some japanese ritual and we all get saru gecchu 4 and gravity rush 3How's that plan sound?
>>740116897So is microwaving a clown, but that doesn't mean you should do it.
>>740118579The devs that made these games were thrown out like used condoms, doubt they would try their chances again
>>740106503Let's say there's a new ape escapewhat would you want it to be about? hard mode: pretend you're making a real game and not porn
>>740116162I wouldn't be afraid of them turning it into gritty realismslop because at the very least that would be entertaining.I would fear FAR MORE about them turning it into live service slop, mobile slop integration, or worse- AI slop
>>740118789>The devs that made these games were thrown out like used condomsDidn't they just make astrobot
>>740119128>there's apes>they escape>you catch themThe apes will have funny costumes and references.
>>740119495bro get on fucking google and stop jerking your tiny peen on 4chan and discord for like five minutesits old fucking news that asobi was thrown to the call of duty mines already buddyyour wishlist is never happening, they have SANTA MONICA STUDIOS making SLOP and that's it.
>>740116162So basically Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
>>740116162they could just get the astro bot team to make it. I bet they could do it justice
>>740119128>specter is getting up to his old bullshit yet again>this time pretty much everyone expects it so the previous protags don't get thrown out of the story for one reason or another>this means you can now have all of the protags from 1-3 and maybe natalie/casi/the professor/aki if you wanna go full pumped and primed or million monkeys, maybe put helga in too>funny reference apes like usual>freaky monkey five still get bosses, but can have a second member as backup depending on player (red/white for spike, red/yellow for yumi, ect)>movement more akin to 1/pumped and primed/million monkeys instead of 2/3>just be a fun fucking videogame
We can’t even get a hd collection?
>>740106503AE3 poisoned the IP. They don't want to touch it now.
Fucking Konami was the last team to work on Ape Escape.
>>740119409The only AI that belongs anywhere near Ape Escape is Casi, my beloved.
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