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>>740124651
>four years writing
>best you can come up with is cringe whedonslop dialogue
How many dicks has this chick taken? She’s obviously not getting hired because of talent.
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How the fuck did they release an abomination of a God of War game with an ugly 40 year old hag, nonstop slow walking talking sections, constant marvel quips, and a wholesome chungus literal talking magical cube and the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?

Are normalfags just completely lost beyond hope at this point?
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>>740124651
her bf is a jeet. disgusting whore
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>>740124846
That's not very different from the last game
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>>740124651
Why would you hire someone with literally no creative credits, who has never written a game or a book or a script or anything before, to lead write your AAA videogame? Who was the hiring manager? Did nobody think "hang on we're not a first time studio releasing an indie here, maybe this is a fucking terrible idea"?
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>>740124651
>4 years writing this slop
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>>740124953
she's not there for her writing ability anon...
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>>740124651
Again? You sure she isn't just some cripple consultant like before?
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>>740124651
I bet she used the chatgpt to make a slop for her.
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>>740124953
she is a relative supermodel amongst all the troons and battle ogres in the office
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>god of war
>not kratos
>in made up amalgamation land
Also a cube wobbling around in the background takes a lot out of the fight scenes
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>>740124953
Where there's a cot beneath your desk and you're not the one sleeping there, qualifications can be massaged. Reheated Avengers and Guardians dialogue from 2015 suddenly looks like a stroke of genius sucked from the aether.
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>>740124821
I thought she fucked up Saaros in the meantime, which her husband was on.
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>>740124846
>the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?
Whatever consensus you're seeing is probably astroturf. My shit, while not in english is about 125 percent negative.
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>>740124651
I hope the cube is a Pauline from DK situation and it's not actually a damn block following you around all game.
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>>740124651
white ayran woman killing brown gods what did alanah mean by this?
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>>740124651
>4 years to write this
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>Youtuber gets hired to do PR at Santa Monica
>Writes a cookbook as a marketing gimmick
>Claims this makes her a writer on the game
>Gets harrassed for it
>Studio lets her to write their spin-off game as a way to own chuds out of pity
This is games industry today
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>>740124651
Watched the trailer and I couldn't stop laughing when the Reddit cube appeared. It already looked like a massive piece of shit but introducing a quirky faggy sounding character and then immediately going into a "gameplay" section where she breaks out of prison by slowly moving about and glowing button prompts appearing on the wall sent my sides into orbit.
Whoever greenlit this piece of shit game is one apathetic bastard because nobody with an ounce of passion in their heart could possibly look at the pitch for this game and get excited.
"Hey guys!! Guess what??? Death is now utterly fucking meaningless in our franchise and the opening scene to the reboot has now lost all emotional weight :D".
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This is the lead writer of Laufey. She worked on Gotham Knights, AssCreed Origins, WatchDogs: Legion
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I’m sure her talents will be on full display
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>>740125283
it's california, no reason to lop hard working devs in every other part of the world in with that filth.
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>>740125071
That's what I wana know. She's known for inflating her worth on these projects
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>>740125448
The hypercut will be great, if it isn't already out there.
>Kratos and Atreus quietly spreading her ashes in the ending to 1.
>intercut with her fighting the final boss and shouting girlboss quotes
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>>740124651
So this is how you "contribute" to games when you can't actually make games.
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>>740125508
How do these companies keep making such incredibly poor decisions?
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>>740124846
This is just my gut feeling, but I don't think God of Cube will sell well given it's probably $200M+ budget.
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>>740124651
jesus christ
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>>740125448
It's crazy they would burn down god of war for this though. That was still a very valuable IP.
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Life as a woman is dangerously easy.
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I still can't believe that is the official coverart for the game.
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>>740125508
Better her than >>740125517
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>>740124651
Anthony Burch, dumpster this whore immediately.
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>>740125593
Kratos being sad and then smash cut to her juggling a generic goon before power slamming it into the ground
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>>740125508
>>740125603
they’re funded by the Department of Homeland Security

>also picrel
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>>740125448
Even if I thought the game looked good I would not be able to sit through the 17 minute Marvel cutscene in the first 20 minutes again.
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>hmmm Forspoken probably failed because the bracer didn't give enough quips
>lets give her a ribbon that quips AND a companion cube that quips
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>>740124953
If she was lead writer they'd be promoting it to the fucking heavens, she's probably just writing the fucking cookbook again.
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>>740125624
Arguably they already did by making Kratos lame
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>>740125283
fucks sake I hate everything
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>>740124846
that's unfortunately what the two previous GoW games have been, minus the hecking strong independent women that's just as strong as Kratos! as main character
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>>740125265
>GET IN THE CANOE ATREUS WE GOTTA GO GET ME CUBE.
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>>740125968
This is why I have no issue with AI taking over voice actors jobs. These people piss me off like you wouldn't believe.
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>>740125283
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
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>>740125283
This is how you end up with marvel quipping and cube companions
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>>740125776
I was playing the God of war reboot for the first time and my girlfriend asked me "when does the game start?". Have never forgotten that. This game looks like an even worse version of that.
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>>740126069
>saar'd
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>>740126069
That guy looks tired.
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>>740125738
>goo cube does a follow up attack
>(gettin jiggy wit it) plays at earrape volume
>cut back to Kratos somberly staring into the distance
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>>740125517
Reminder who gets to motorboat that

>>740124651
She keeps winning
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>>740125517
>>740126245
IndianBVLLS keep winning bigly
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The cube is the most edible looking video game character ive seen in a long time. I want to eat the cube.
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>>740126245
Mmm yess momma I love fucking on your sweet titties
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>>740126245
>he married the town bicycle
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>>740126194
I just had a diabolical thought. Imagine if she bitches about Kratos to the Reddit cube or infers that Krotos isn't Boy's™ real father. It's so pathetic and hacky that I can actually see them doing it. Cut to Kratos being miserable.
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>>740126328
Your fat ass would eat almost anything
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>>740126430
Maybe she'll fuck the cube.
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>>740126425
Sour grapes kek
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>>740126472
That is significantly more interesting than anything they will do in this game and you know it
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>>740124876
Why didn't you claim her for yourself when you had the chance, anon? You know this is all your fault, right?
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>>740124651
Watch her just being mentioned as some background narrative consultant.
She always exaggerates her roles in any project because she's a narcisisst who probably hopped into bed with some of the people in charge of certain staff.
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>>740125517
She doesn't look like that anymore.
She hit the wall bros.
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>>740126558
>Kratos, you just can't satisfy me like this 4 foot cube of gelatin can
>Father! Aren't you going to go after her?
>Leave it, boy. We must be better cubes.
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HELL YEAH! GIRL POWER! LGBTQ+ POWER! LAUFEY WAS MARRIED TO KRATOS, WHO IS A MAN! SO THAT MEANS IT'S HETEROSEXUAL, BUT SHE WILL STILL BE SHOWN AS LIKING WOMEN AND BEING TRANS SOMEHOW~!

TRANS POWER! My name is Alanah Pearce, and I've sucked and fucked lots of corporate executive cock to get where I am in the industry! I was paid lots of money to write for four years and do nothing else!
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>>740125517
post her at the beach
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>>740124846
They liked the slow, boring, easy gameplay of gow 4, their taste is just that shit
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>>740125236
>not in english is about 125 percent negative.income
Yeah we know
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>>740126069
Ma'am stop the stream and do the needful now ma'am. Redeem the bobs and vagens all night forever my love.
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>>740124994
At least they didn't make her a niggress.

It could have been much, much worse.
(Still not buying)
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>>740126736
Relax dude lmao
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>>740126245
>just be a 6'4 gigachad
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>>740124876
You lost Timmy
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>>740124651
That's a Twomp without the face!
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So how many dicks did she have to suck in order to get a spot for her name in the end credits?
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>>740126687
>We must have fewer polygons...
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>>740126069
Fuck Rahul's looking tired
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>>740127026
Can I model a cube with literally just 1 polygon?
Would that work?
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>>740126790
I've never liked Alanah Pearce. She's the figurehead of Santa Monica, and is more of a spokeswoman if anything, but she likes to brag about it. Everyone knows she's a whore who was given a high paying job for no skill.
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>>740126792
>just be a 10/10 Stacy
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>>740126162
>>740127071
I imagine having to work with Alanah Pearce is exhausting, especially if she doesn't want to fuck you.
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>>740127026
The cube is going to have 480 thousand polygons to get the water effects to look good using nslopea shit and will tank performance every time it's on screen
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>Vibe?
Shifted.
>Blasts?
Will be had.
>Chuds?
Seething.
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>Written by a whore who's entire writing backlog is a cookbook
>Directed by pic related
HOLY shit lmao
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>>740126687
"Father, what is sodomy? The ribbon told me that mother begged the cube for it".
"Boy, the ribbon is a trickster with a sissy fetish, don't stick your nose in your mother's affairs, I know I don't."
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>>740124651
Who is this character? Why is there a gelatinous cube?
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>>740127258
Lmao.
>PS2 game applies admittedly complex shaders to a fucking box
>it looks amazing
>Modern game requires a second GPU to render a cube with a water effect inside of it
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>>740127258
I can't wait to see it slide through a marvel portal at 16fps
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>>740127258
Fuck you're right
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>>740124651
Taimanin did it better.
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At least the writing is better then elden rings lazy zanzibart cringe. The gameplay looks more fun and welcoming too so really Laufey is shaping up to be a blast of a game to play and a future GOAT
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>>740127384
Kratos' dead wife.
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Here to spoil the game: pic related is king of this exiled world. Laufey kills Ares a 2nd time to avenge Lysandra and Calliope
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>>740124846
Because you stupid faggots discredited the argument by applying it to literally everything.
By bitching about non-issues like "wokey kong", or the writing in prime 4 you fatigued everyone.
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>>740127706
How do you kill a god a second time? What then?
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>>740127713
Prime 4 was a disaster. Maquenzie isn't even the most cringe character in that game.
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>>740127706
Na Ares will be a tutorial boss to show you how baddas and strong the bitch is
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>>740127789
something something Kratos did not kill Ares out of justice for his wife and daughter, but it was in his blood/nature Kratos sought power from the beginning. Laufey is depicted as the true hero of the games and has set things right for the murder of Kratos Family
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>>740127713
Why are tendies some of the wokest faggots ever?
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>>740127735
temu aloy
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Genuinely just needs outfit options with some hot ones and you won't even notice that you're playing an uggo outside of cutscenes focused on her face.
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>>740124846
They are deleting negative comments on the trailer. The second most liked one was calling her Foid of War.
Also nu-GoW faggots are a thing, most of them didn't even play the PS2/PS3 games. They think GoW is and was always that, some emasculated story set in norse mythology and they like that, since it's precisely what they want, some MCU tier vidya.
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>>740124651
I almost feel bad for soi of war fans.
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>>740124651
>spelled the name of the game she wrote wrong
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>>740126664
proof?
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>>740124651
The plagiarist strikes again
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>>740127789
They go to the afterlife for gods in the afterlife.
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>>740124876
is he at least brahmin?
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>>740124651
God of War: Hagnarok
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>>740127224
They're in a relationship
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>>740128498
You look at that man's eyes, and you tell me he's felt the touch of a fellow human being in ten years.
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>>740124651
>game name is laufey
>writes LAUFAYE in the post
oh it's going to be such great writing..
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>>740124651
No wonder Trump got elected twice
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>>740124651
Ah so that is why the dialogue was so god awful
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>>740127947
Because their only rule is “it’s okay when Nintendo does it”. Back when there wasn’t any politics in Nintendo games they would relentlessly mock wokeslop from Sony but now that Nintendo is putting pronouns and other shit in their games it’s a good thing
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>>740124651
lol she spelled the name of the game she allegedly wrote in her hashtag
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>>740124846
>expecting snoycattle subhumans to have any shred of standards
KEKAROO
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>>740124651
Does she steal a gum-gum fruit from Dionysus?
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>>740124651
God no wonder it sucks
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>>740127947
>want woke to mean something
>"y-youre woke!"
fucking pottery
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>>740127789
while i doubt ares is the boss, maybe a cameo, they already said the sword is super important so maybe its the god slayer sword
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>>740124651
I guarantee she didn't write it. Just taking credit for other people's work again.
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4 years of writing for this shit is borderline scamming your employer, she should never work again
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>>740125071
She probably just helped put together the cook book (written by other people) again.
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>>740124651
I now hope this bombs way harder.
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>>740124846
>nu-god of war
>womeme writer
you think snoys would dare to say any negative?
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lol his name is phranque which looks like some kind of ancient name that fits in with the setting, but then you pronounce and it's just frank
lmao that's fucking genius writing
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That's a lot of item descriptions
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>>740125508
That's a lot of trash
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>the Norse saga was butchered for this fucking shit
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>>740125508
just smile at the camera fucking dumb bitch
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>>740126245
That's a woman that doesn't talk to her dad
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>>740124651
this is like replacing Sephiroth with an middle aged women
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>>740130273
the norse saga was trash from game 1, both as an action game and a mid movie game
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>>740125508
ew she looks retarded or maybe british
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imagine telling someone that this is the next god of war game, its like the saints row reboot, nothing resembles god of war
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>>740125603
Just vote with your wallet until they get it through their thick skull
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>>740125517
can't believe you losers actually fall for this ugly shit
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>>740130841
What mythology is the cube from?
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>>740124953
Video game writing isn't really writing at all. Most video games are barely above the kind of stuff that would air on CW at best, and that is especially true for the entire God of War series.
At its best it was on the same level as the 300 film, which was mostly trashy and watched solely for the cool spectacle and its current stuff has been the ramblings of someone fetishizing the concept of fatherhood to an absurd degree (while likely never actually seeing or speaking to their child).
This game is in line with that.
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>>740130893
Marvel
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>>740127789
Then you get to kill the same god a third time in God of War 7: Neverknight Everywen Bettermen: Debra Wilsons Revenge: The Rape Cube Strikes Back
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Cubespoken
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>>740130954
The cube is a RAPIST?
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>>740124651
>doesn't even know the name of the game she spent 4 years on
Was she as much of a "writer" as last time?
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>>740130901
She thinks her kids are a compromise and wants to change the entire industry just because it is so bothersome to stop your game just because her kid needs something.
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>>740124651
>this one time, i ate boiled peanuts
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>>740130841
Why the fuck is there a cube
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>>740131102
that's frank, your epic companion
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>>740131102
the AI that gend the image probably put it there and they just wrote around it
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>>740124846
i took a look at r*ddit and even they hate the millenial marvel quipping reddit cube
they're not allowed to say they don't like the middle aged marvel quipping female main character in a god of war game but it's comin through in other ways
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>>740130914
they did refer to it as a cosmic cube
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Is she writing the cookbook for this one? How many types of jello can she find?
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>>740124651
i remember seeing this bitch trying to join in on the Forspoken lashings only for her to be writer on shit with worse cringe dialog

Forspoken only has like 2 lines of actual cringe dialogue and they're both in the intro of the game, everything else is played completely straight and earnestly

the whole LOL REDDIT CUBE is already clashing with GOWs vibe but tacking on actual worse than Forspoken dialog "I'm talking to a cube???" shit makes no sense
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>>740130880
>I can’t believe you losers are attracted to a conventionally attractive woman, you should be a faggot like me!
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>>740125283
or maybe she wrote some really good recipies that hey hired her as a full time writer you CHUD
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>>740124651
>she didn't even get the title right in the hastag
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>>740124651
kek this is gonna be forspoken 2 with norse GOW mechanics.
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>>740124846
I'm seeing mostly people shitting on it while only ps5onlyoids are trying to damage control it
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>>740131102
Because one of the writers is a D&D nerd and had to put a gelatinous cube in. Plus its a convenient way to get some kind of forbidden sword into the MCs hands
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>>740131347
Deborah Ann Woll is pretty well known for her love of D&D. I think she has her own podcast about it too
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>>740130841
What the fuck is up with the face lmao
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>>740124651
This shit ain't even GOW anymore.
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>>740131291
the character does go by faye for some reason
i guess i could see kratos calling her that after they were together but she even introduces herself as it in the trailer
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>>740124651
>GOD OF WAR LAUFEY

>#GodofWarLaufaye

Some writer, she can't even spell the name of the game she claims to have written.
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>>740127947
>all the snoy can do is scream an cry about tendies
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>>740124876
Well, she somehow managed to bag the only decent looking indian man on earth.
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>>740126630
>Wanting whores
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>>740131080
I will now mod your game.
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>>740131268
lol simp
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>>740130841
i miss the edgy 2000s
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>>740124846
Well, they liked the last two games for some unfathomable reason. Why not this one?
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>>740124651
>God of war: Turkish Delight
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>>740124651
Finally.

KAREN: THE GAME
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She still has a massive open wound on her head in her hair line, she fucked anyone she could to get a podcasting game review job before jumping into this shit


>gg sonybros

enjoy your trash
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>>740124651
lol so called whites are funny as shit instead of putting a man as her duo its a fucking cube how much of a cuck do you have to be to pull this shit off
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>>740132356
>Finally.
They've been perfecting the formula for years
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>Want to make DMC-esque action game
>The first few instances of gameplay they shown are squeezing through gaps, pressing a prompt button, and slowly walk-and-talk
huh?
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man
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>>740126245
>Saars have to settle for used goods
Sad!
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>>740129519
It does, it's not hard to understand. It's a giant tell when someone claims they don't understand when somthing is or isn't woke
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>>740131030
Think about it
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>>740132238
Cory Barlog made the best God of War game ever made, it's a shame the woke mind virus infected him, you could literally see it, the more time he spent at santa monica studios the woker he became. He turned from an absolute chad into a complete fucking pussy, just look at GOW2, it's violent, it's brutal and it's high test as fuck... What are they doing in his food? like i'm serious, this shit can't be normal
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>>740124846
>and the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?
By bots and paid shills like always. They always have these prepared.
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>>740126439
Awful big words from someone within voring distance.
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>Cory isn't even directing
>Other teams are probably just doing the trilogy remake
What the fuck has that retard been doing for the last 8 years?
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>European gods look mostly humanoid
>PoC of Color and Diversity gods look demonic and bestial
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what do they mean by this
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>>740127713
>shit tastes good because this other shit tastes worse
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>>740133204
Chillin'
I mean, he looks pretty comfy
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>>740124846
Normalfags are beyond lost. We are at a point of civilizational decay that is far beyond Weimar, and we know where that lead.

These people literally cannot be looked at as anything beyond animals or insects, parasites or cockroaches. Stop trying to understand them or make sense of them as though they have thoughts.
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>>740133353
he looks incredibly homosexual
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>>740132803
He was actually based back in the day, it's just sad seeing what happened to him. I still remember this interview with him because it was actually funny
https://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=1876
https://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=1958
https://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=2783
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How did the 2 least funny people on Funhaus manage to make 2 dogshit exclusives for the PS5?
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>>740133456
It's crazy to see what happened with this guy, I remember watching the God of War 2 Making Of... he never looked this faggy
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>>740133527
Many such cases
Game designers past a certain age need to be forcibly expelled or hooked on TRT before they destroy everything they had created
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>>740124846
the goyim demand their slop
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>>740133527
In fairness having to put up with Jaffe's retarded ass would drive any man insane.
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>>740133527
It's such a shame really cause that mf is talented as fuck, he's a great writer and an even better game director. Seeing him turning into this is really sad, after playing GOW2 he became one of my favorite game developers
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>>740124846
everything i saw on the jp one was negative, god of war oba
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>>740133716
David Jaffe is another can of worms, he extremely lib and his kid is a tranny. California is a nuthouse.
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>>740133710
lost at 0:20
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>>740134016
But he also got infected by the woke mind virus because otherwise he would have never been able to make such a high test game like God of War lol... I still remember when he created his youtube channel and he hated all this woke shit, suddenly he completely changed his tone, it's insane what happened to these people, really scary stuff.
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>>740124846
NPDEA stands for Normal People Don't Exist Anymore.
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>>740129036
shes so fucking ugly
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How does that even work? 4 years of writing what? She directed it? Or does she just come up with lines a cube would say??
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>>740131127
Wait Frank?
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>>740134173
I know, I also remember his old stuff.
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>>740134214
We don't know and she has a history of exaggerating her roles on shit. The lead writer is some other fat lady I think so she's probably just writing fucking weapon descriptions for all we know.
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>>740132193
Based, real men want to fuck other men.
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>>740124846
"Normalfags" DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CULTURE WAR, /pol/lack.

>>>/pol/
Go back.

Kill yourself, BTW.
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>>740132620
>You're a cube. Talking.
>streaming services produce nothing but unwatchable slop for original content
>eventually they realize that even among the morons who continue to pay them subscription fees a majority can't stand to consume it as anything other than background noise
>executives immediately start spinning this as a new market phenomenon and not an absolute failure to produce anything of merit
>the mandate goes out to write dialogue specifically for the "second screen experience"
>now every character explicitly states what they are looking at and how they feel about it like a cartoon gag about wannabe actors who are incapable of emoting
>all for the sake of allowing people who aren't even trying to pay attention to follow along
>the dumbest idiots alive are enraptured having finally been presented with scenes and plots they can understand
>they bring this style of writing into the gaming industry where they all work for some fucking reason
>now all AAA western games have dialogue optimized for a style of consumption that isn't even possible when the consumer has to be looking at the screen to control what is happening on it because it's a goddamn video game
Kill everyone in the world.
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>>740134374
you seem to be lost
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>>740125517
ma'am? why are you holding your head? is she okay?
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>>740134304
Or the Twisted Metal games, that shit was metal as fuck, woke Jaffe could never make a game like this anymore
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>>740124651
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>>740124651
TOTAL

INDUSTRY

CRASH

SOOOOOOON
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>>740126326
He found the two jeets who managed to score
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>quipping companion character trope
>is a literal cube
>name is frank

we have to do something about the fucking millennials
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>>740124651
Wow, this is - and I mean this in the most derogatory and insulting way possible - fucking gay.
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this is very obviously a not-gow game converted into a gow-title to recoup a previous games production theyd otherwise shitcan. what a weird choice. i thought we left the mid 2010's
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>>740135071
>this is very obviously a not-gow game converted into a gow-title
Santa Monica has not created a non-GOW game since fucking 2001.
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>>740130901
People give Kojima shit but at the very least "scientists accidently broke death and now there are antimatter ghosts but we can run wifi through the afterlife with anti-ping, so here's a can of monster and some grenades made out of blood now go deliver porn to albuquerque" is an original concept
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>>740124651
>again technically uWu
Haha get it? Because she's a game developer, and she's already played this highly anticipated blockbuster from Sony. Because that's what game developers do. They play the games! Before everyone else! Because this is a game. That she's worked on. Just making sure you know this :P
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>>740124846
Millennials need to be genocided.
And I'm not even joking.
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>>740135298
>No vitiligo people
Fucking racist
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>>740131445
It is, yet again, a girlboss character modeled after the female lead writer
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>>740135298
why are you just not saying jews
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>>740135383
While true I was more pointing that it looks like a bad photo shop
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>>740134398
This reminds me of Police Squad, a show cancelled because, and this is an exact quote from the network executives, "viewers need to watch the show to get the jokes"
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>>740135298
almost all of that was gen x
millenials got almost entirely excluded from media by boomers and their gen x lackies, it's just a small cabal of nepo hires
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>>740135526
Well obviously they had to inpaint the face since the original gen had someone attractive
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>>740127937
keep repeating this, let's see if that'll turn out to be the real plot. It would hurt soo bad, but it would prove these usurpers in charge want to completely ruin/recontextualize what made the old games wonderful.
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>>740124651
I forget...didn't she lie about writing/dev work for God of War before?
maybe she's lying again...fingers crossed!
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>>740124651
>WOAH, A TALKIN' CUBERINO?
>GUESS WE'RE DOING THAT NOW!
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>>740135298
What do zoomers even make? They are not le based generation in the slightest, in fact they're even worse, so I expect more of the same.
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>>740124651
>#GodOfWarLaufaye
This is fake, right?
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>>740124651
Alanah pierce is the quintessential state of the modern white woman. A race traitor that sucks dick to get a high paying job, zero morals, zero foundation, zero self respect. You can’t expect much from white women, white women have a 8000 year history of betraying their men for a foreign tribe. They roll over for the conqueror. The question is why white men aren’t fighting back. Learn about the early Neolithic farmer males and how they got cucked. Now study the bible and Quran - premarital sex is punished with lashes and beatings, extramarital affairs and miscegenation is punishable by death.
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>>740135886
Spin a Baddie on Roblox
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>>740135967
Our ancestors developed these rules for a reason.
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>>740135967
White men racemix more than white women, who are statistically more loyal than blacks, Latinas, and Asians
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>>740135967
kek the white man is cucked for life
>t. chink with motorized onahole
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I have an actual genuine question about the game's plot and God of War's lore here, so please pause your shitposting for a moment

What was in the trailer is supposedly an underworld/afterlife for gods, right? But we know that one of the gods shown off, the big red one with three eyes, is the Mongolian war god Begtse. That would imply Begtse was killed, but the Mongolians only became a major political power in the 1200s AD

When do the Norse GoW games take place? Are they that late in the timeline? Or is this implying that Begtse died before the Mongollians became a major empire? What are the implications of gods being dead in terms of the in-universe impact? Would the Mongolians have noticed or cared that the god was dead in the normal human realms of the GoW universe?
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>>740135413
>The millennial cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>The millennial trembles in fear when the Zoomer begins to notice too hard
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>>740124846
Videogames shouldn't have been the tipping point for you, but yes the average human deserves to be treated as cattle. Irl NPCs aren't a meme. Lots of people are incapable of independent thinking
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>>740135967
She also constantly leverages ""'mental illness""" and """chronic medical condition""" as reasons to be a lazy piece of shit and attention seeker begging for sympathy in the same breath. All while taking credit for everyone else's work while she sits around doing fuck all. She is legitimately the fucking worst.
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>>740135945
>This is fake, right?

yes
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>>740124651
Did she really tho? Last time she tried to pull this, Johnathan Burch called her out on her bullshit.
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>Afterlife of the gods
So World of Warcraft's Shadowlands. And everything that the other God of War games established will stop mattering unless Faye girlbosses her way to victory.

Jesus Christ
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>>740135298
Millennials are the SJW generation
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>>740136307
Anthony Burch, I mean.
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>it's called god of war laughy because you laughy when you see how bad it is
Sasuga, Alanah-chan.........
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>>740131261
>everything else is played completely straight and earnestly
lolno
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It's actually embarrassing has fast nu GoW has fallen

Like if you told someone who just played the reboot THIS would be the newest game they'd laugh in your face. Ragnarok was already over the line, this just did a triple flip over it.

Like fuck even at thier lowest the Greek era games were never outright bad
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>kratos wife and cube chungus
much better than a new egyptian trilogy
sony is so pussywhipped
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>>740124651
>God of War
>play as a woman who is neither a god nor one of war



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