>1.1m views and 100k likes in 5 hours>Everybody online hype as fuckWhat the fuck. Are we out of touch /v/ros?...
>>740135289>Are we out of touch /v/ros?...Duh, most people here are in their mid 30s and are jaded as fuck
>2026>not having return dislike extension installedRetard
>>740135385i turn 22 next month, am i an unc now?
>>740135289I wonder about the dislikes.
I just want a game that plays like the original gow :( the nu gow combat is so shit
>>740135438Show them dislikes to me anon.Hit me.
>not using morpheHow do you go about your day without seeing dislikes?
when will you learn, /v/?The future is female now!
>>740135289>God of War: No one ever truly diesWhat the fuck is this shit? And why is she so old and fugly?
>>740135454yes kys
i havent even played the other nu-wars. i dont care about gta6 either.
>>740135473I got you.
GOOOOOOODS
>>740135289>>740135385>>740135438>>740135454>>740135473>>740135479Post your favorite Laufey song /v/https://youtu.be/ii7wMothcqI?si=LaoTChoMXHPmaSA0
>This game is woke because the main character is a lady killing gods>This game is for chuds because it has a white norse lady killing egyptian and asian gods, who are depicted as evil monstrous demonsWhich way.
>>740135289PS5 owners about to get a second game
>>740135527They are defo making that weird hell/limbo of mythologies thing to then use it as the setting for a hyper-diverse many myths live-service game or many. This game is shilling incarnate for people to get invested into the place so they will fly like moths to a flame to the inevitable GoW F2P that they want to develop if this one does good.
>>740135602How can people dislike if the thumbs down is hidden?
>>740135289So im actually the unc then? Everyone really wants gay womanslop?
>>740135608https://youtu.be/80Gf35I7n1w?si=LLItlSWdAlezeT69This song makes me cry
>>740135289This is your friendly reminder that all of the God that Kratos killed never truly died.
>>740135667Uh... No. Not really. Look:>>740135602
thats really too bad that my opinion doesn’t align with the lowest common denominator
>>740135608>>740135690fags
>>740135623Egypt is white culture (pharaohs were literally white) and the game is woke cause the protagonist is an old ugly woman simple as
>>740135289100k out of 1.1 million is 10 percent of the people viewing it liking it dumb dumbsince you seem kind of retarded ill just say ti openly:10% of people liking your thing is REALLY REALLY BAD
>>740135805Or maybe it's because most YouTube viewers don't like/dislike stuff?
>>740135289I’d rather be out of touch than whatever soi guzzling cuck faggot something like this would appeal to.
>>740135653The number is hidden, the button isn't
>>740135653Don’t ask questions
>>740135289At this rate, the main protagonist of every single Sony franchise will be a (lesbian) woman.I can hardly wait to sell my PS5 after I have finished GTA VI. I won't be needing it anymore, because FF7R Part 3 will be a multiplatform title.
>>740135523It was actually at 14k dislikes earlier. I knew it, they’re deleting dislikes. How typical.
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>>740135745115 to 50 is painfully sad bro
>>740135289They're hype for the new God of War, not Laufey.
>>740135289>1/10th the people watching liked itThats bad right?
>>740135852Actually yes a 1/10th like ratio isn't bad, but a 2:1 like-to-dislike ratio is quite bad actuallyI don't expect this game to sell more than materially, "marketingly" possible. As in, nobody is going to seek to play Wife of War, but just exposure, marketing and being one of the only games on PS5 will still net it a (relatively small) install base. It's not like the previous NuGOW which still had some superficial basic visual appeal, this one appeals to NOBODY.
>>740135941No
>>740135289Hello hello helloMost "gamers" now are brown children from equator which play fortnite and pubg(You) and me aren't the target audience anymore and GoW(no) is now a deep (tm) and thoughtful (tm) narrative game. No more linkin park edits with Kratos for you.>waa waa I'm crine because my hobby is shit nowSame tbqh>vidya Now either for darkies or women>booksMost are werewolf demon nigga rape dungeon for female gooners or TOP TEN TWITTER QUOTES FROM ANDREW TATE FOR (doublecaps) REAL MEN>guns & historical stuffPolitics everywhere + reddit popsci faggots everywhere>minis and ttrpgsMercerfags are everywhere>>740135454Yes
>>740135289>dies>teleports to some Aztec mythological world and is revivedAre you fucking kidding me? lmfao
>>740135289I thought it was really funny how I clicked ahead about 3 or 4 times in the video and despite this being a "gameplay reveal" it was a cutscene every time. Seems like another movie-game I'm not going to play because I don't have a PS5.
>>740135385>most people here are in their mid 30s and are jaded as fuckyes this is me
>>740135289Why doesn't Kratos just kill himself and Atreus, so they can be a happy family again? :3
>>740135289Asmongolds audience alone should be able to remedy this. Wtf are you waiting on chudfags?
>>740135289I tried to watch it. The 'game' looks boring as sin and I don't like the cube and ribbons, but someone in the music department is really trying their heart out. I'm sort of appalled at how little actual gameplay there is in this though. I know it's the tutorial but motherfucking Death Stranding's intro is better than this and it's infamously thick with cutscenes. I also don't really care for the visual design. >not authentic enough to real reasonable>not stylized enough to escape the vibe that everyone's wearing plastic stage costumesCoolest things in the trailer are the bell soldiers and they're just gunna be mooks.
>>740136338>>not authentic enough to real reasonablewhat the fuck, I had a stroke. >not authentic enough for me to take most of the equipment seriouslyMain character's 'armor' looks like she ripped up a vinyl chair.
ARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!PREORDER THE SPECIAL GOOD BOY EDITION FOR ME AND MY WIFES BOYFRIENDS OSRS ACCOUNT IS YOURS I SWEAR ON MY DARTH VADER FUNKO POP!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwYBVY7FsU>19k likes>14k dislikeshighest rated comments are just shitting on itKEEEEEEK!!
>>740135289it's over, they won..
>>740135289>Are we out of touchNope. It will sell only because it will be bundled with the console. People like the clip because it is in the so bad it's good category, not in the so good I will pay $79.99 for it.
>>740135289I thought it looked fine. Just looks like an even more refined version of Ragnarok, which already improved on 2018. I never beat Ragnarok because I found the story obnoxious and the gameplay loop repetitive, so I'll most likely skip this one because it looks like more of the same. Only thing I find stupid is that some people are acting like Faye is some sort of ugly abomination that makes your eyes bleed, when she just looks like a white woman in her 40s. Not even bad looking, but obviously not a young girl in her prime. I don't think people here go outside enough to notice just how ugly and mid most women are, and Faye actually looks pretty close to the actress, who is good looking, not 100% match, but close enough to not look ugly. Either way, normies are eating the game up, so it probably won't flop, which is disappointing because I don't care for the direction they've taken the nu-GOW games.
>>740135289This shit's gonna flop so hard, it might legitimately shift the entire GoW series back to its roots. No one's excited about it, people are fucking tired of middle-aged white woman girlbosses, and the gameplay shows absolutely zero interesting stuff. This is everything wrong with modern AAA game dev bottled in a single title.
>>740135289it's viewbotted
>>740135289This game will sell millionsless than it would have with Kratos as protagonist
>>740137005>tranime reaction imageopinion discarded
>>740135289It tried hard to do combos but the animations are so fucking slow because of muh realistic movements
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>>740135289They are the fans crowd Slop-eaters,they consume whatever shit they are given, while we suffer because of them.
>>740135289Dragon age veilguard and highguard got millions of views too on botfarm jewube
>>740137005>back to its rootsIt’s tainted. Anything short of a full retcon of everything post 3. Honestly the Norse games should have focused on another character all together. Fucking hell man this shit is insane. So many fucking game series ruined in the most retarded ways possible.
>>740135602Sony sisters, we got blown the fuck out again...
Isn't the boys popular? Isn't being out of touch a good thing now?
>>740137158>They are the fans crowdAre these the retards who are fans of fandoms?
>called god of war>play as some soi f*male instead of kratosSony are the biggest dumbfucks in the gaming industry.
>>740136541>all those bot and jeet comments
>>740135289GoW4 and GoW:R are quality games held back by the lack of a jump button. Laufey addressed that. This is pretty much a AAA DMC lite now, im hyped.
>>740137246welcome to 2026 internet, enjoy your stay!
>>740135289That is just the strategy, Sony tried to make Alloy a famous female gaming icon with an original franchise but it never worked now they just attached a female to God of war and it will print money because the GOW name itself is more than enough to generate hype and praise
>>740136012>implying third world boys want to play as girls>implying third world boys can afford new ps5 gamesNo, it's first world grown men that want this.
>>740137362>they just attached a female to God of war and it will print money because the GOW name itselfit will flop 100%
>>740135454Fuck you, lil nigga
>>740136012brownchad here, i will never play a videogame that forces me to play as a foid, thank you for your attention
they should have made it a prequel from before she met Kratos and make it in the style of the old games.
I have 0 interest in anything gow after ragnarokTo me it doesn’t matter much what this was going to be. I am checked out from the series already.
>>740137643they should just not make a game where you play as a w*man in the KRATOS KILLING GODS series
/v/ is the only place I know that actually pretends no one plays these games at all. Just completely delusional acting like Horizon and nuGoW aren't some of the best selling games of all time. They shitted all over Bloodborne in sales but people here act like that was the PS4's only game.
>>740137504I thought Yotei would flop but it still sold around 5 million. Still less than the previous game but it usually takes at least one before normalfags realize they've been duped.
>>740137362>now they just attached a negro to spiderman and it will print money because the spiderman name itself is more than enough to generate hype and praise
>>740135289I am seriously baffled, gotta be bots.
>>740135289altman testing out his narrative control agents
>>740135289>Tomb Raider hasn't even cracked 300k views yet this is criminal!
>>740135289if you cant tell this is an llm application youre completely blind.marketing is the closest fit for current models
>>740137710>I thought Yotei would flop"Sucker Punch Productions confirmed that all major content updates for the free co-op mode, Ghost of Yōtei Legends, have officially ended, just two months after its launch."
>>740137362lollmao evennormalfags are allergic to playing women, this is a guaranteed flop just like when they changed spiderman and ghost protags. sony can viewbot and get botfarms to leave positive comments but that doesn't translate into sales.
>>740135289i will not be boughting mom of boy
>>740137362It's going to flop for the same reason Aloy flopped: no one, and I mean NO ONE cares about women if they're not hot and those aren't hot. Oh sure, some lefties will pretend online to like them but they won't buy or play these games. They just posture like they do.
>>7401376984chan is uncs and unc coded losers, its a dying site getting filled with bots and jeets. wtf did you expect lmao
>ugly woman>quip cube companion>written by millennial women>not kratoswe got another Concord coming bros
>day 1 and marketer shills are already losing itkek
>>740137286Good use of slop
>>740137817ofc.goota find a way for current models to generate revenue.
>you know that insanely popular franchise that has defined the playstation brand and gaming in general for over 20 years?>yeah they're using viewbots
I do not care about sequels or remakes it’s all just cheesy cash grabs. New IPs or bust if you’re ‘hyped’ over slop like this you’re what’s holding gaming back
>>740135385Can you fucking blame me
>>740135289kek
all this interaction and its still gonna sell like shit. just as a reminder, the best selling game on PS5 is spiderman 2 at around 17 million copies. sounds impressive until you look at Switch 1's best selling exclusives. No one buys these and its certainly not surpassing spiderman 2
>>740138280The only intelligent thing Jaffe has said in years.
>>740138280He can't just be honest and call it womanslop because he still got that simp energy in him. Poor guy.
>>740135289The only reason people even talk about this game is because it has "God of War" in the title.And is being presented like a full featured God of War game.Even though:No Kratos, the flagship character of the seriesDisney land setting, no grity and gore scenarios the series is known forVery gay looking character designsUgly female MCTerrible dialogue that really reminds me of ForspokenSo it is just as everyone is saying, take the "God of War" name away, and nobody would have any idea of what this game is supposed to be about, and nobody would care about it either.
>>740138615They know the game would flop hard if it didn't have the IP attached to it
insanely botted product.even twitch would be proud.
>>740135289>1.1 million likes>game comes out>every basedboy on twitter goes "take that chuds this is what real gamers want!" and they all pretend to play it and enjoy iti really dont give a shit what the mainstream audience likes this game doing well means nothing to me
>>740135289>watch trailer>talks to self>slides through crevices in hallway>hmm maybe if i do x...it'll do...y....why the fuck is every AAA game like this
>>740135289No one is going to buy this shit lolSuch a shame they made god of war into just more run of the mill marvelslop
>>740135289He's right you know
>>740137286Jesus Christ, KEK.
>>740139186yep that's how spinoffs work! welcome to your first day on earth!
>>740135289"ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>740135385People here are mostly indians or tranny tendies samefagging and shitposting every non nintendo game
>>740139130the people that direct these games don't play games
>>740139423spinoffs don't take the place of the actual mainline game tho. something these retarded sony studios don't seem to understand
>>740137362you can only take so many shits on a franchise before people stop talking about it
>>740135289I didn't even watch the trailer, I skipped so much that I was not getting the cube jokes manThis genuinely looks SO FUCKING SHIT
>>740135289https://4chan.org/advertiseNo, they just have massive marketing department. Which you seem to be part of.
>>740137989Con of cord
>>740139186Disingenuous. It'd be more like making a game about Kratos's brother.
Have fun, anon. I don't play games to be part of "a broader group" or because others enjoy them. I play games for my own entertainment.
>>740139516so you think they are not working on a GOW main title right now?
>>740138280anyone with a functioning frontal lobe is saying the same desu
>>740135289I have a new strategy for when a piece of shit like this is made. I treat it as a helpful reminder that the original games still exist and I time a new playthrough to coincide with when the new thing comes out. Thinking about replaying God of War 2. I get to feel appreciative of the original and laugh at the new garbage at the same time. Just treat it like it's not canon, scorn and dismissal are more powerful than anger when it comes to what marketing analysts look for. But if you really want to piss them off just post about how you chose to play the old games and are having a "blast".
the playstation 2 was probably the greatest console with the best library ever it pains me to see what has happened to sony and gaming as a whole
>>740137362I have no idea if this has been edited or is the original. Imagine fucking up a character design this much
>>740139460Really.Who wanted a new game with nu-Kratos anyway?This franchise should crash and burn.At least having a foid MC will make the process faster.
>>740139969dont sedate yourself be angry they have ruined almost everything out there and are getting away with itits all politics and ideology that doesnt even sell or is wanted
>>740139998It all started in the fateful day when some ugly colored hair whore was caught sucking dick for good reviews, then another ugly whore somehow convinced every game developer that it is ok to suck dick for good reviews and that we are all misogynists for liking video games and shouldn't be the target audience anymore.
>>740135289Why should I care what other people think?
>>740140294Because it's other people that make the games
>>740140097If something that is abhorrently fucking stupid and nonsensical like this game makes you angry as opposed to amused then you are wasting precious moments of your life examining the creations of a team of morons. Imagine being told "hey anon, we got a group of the most ideallogically retarded midwits that we could find and gave them $200,000,000 to make a game based on a franchise you love". You would never expect it to be good, you would set your expectations at rock bottom and not legitimise what they make in any serious fashion by engaging with it. I am 30 now and have seen this happen to most franchises I love, I won't let these idiots make me angry anymore and you shouldn't either.
game will sell billionschuds will lose again
>>740140510Nta but I get angry because unlike the woketards would have you believe, I actually DO want to enjoy games again. I actually do want to play games. So yeah, fuck these people.
>>740135289Another MASSIVE blow for PC gaming
>>740135289it's because picrel is the reason we are in this mess today, if we gatekept here 15 yrs ago when she said "video games are problematic" we could have avoided all this.
darksiders 3 all over again lol
