Straights unable to score before July 1st
>>740207864unironically funny as fuck. Learn to have some fun.
>>740207864as a straight man who hates pride month pandering, this is gold, props for clever word play.
>>740207864>bskynot fooling anyone
>>740207864>>740208004>>740208074This is silly for a moment. It's not THAT funny c'mon. Though I agree if you are gonna do some retarded pride month shit this is the way.
>>740207864Okay, that's actually pretty funny.
>>740208004>supporting demon possessed shit enjoyers is hilarious, bro. Lighten up, chud.
>>740207864kek
oh my science this is so le funnehcan't wait to show all my friends on reddit, discord and 4trans
>>740207864Faggots are more passive aggressive than women and then they wonder why they end up in a forest with a shovel in their hand and a loaded gun behind them.
Fake
>>740207864FUCKING KEK CHUDS BTFOD IJBOROFLMAO
>>740208142This nigga believes in demons.
Honestly based as fuck.
Samefag thread
>>740208250This nigga doesn't believe in sentient phenomenon existing on the electromagnetic spectrum that can occupy your gray matter in the same manner as your own synaptic firings.
>>740208004>>740207864If it's just a joke but it still works I would laugh. If you literally can no longer actually get points then I would ask for a refund for the dev ruining the game through a political/hostile update.
>1996We just want to be respected>2026STRAIGHTS BANNEDWho could've saw this coming?
>>740207864
>>740208392snowflake
>>740207864HOLLY FUARKING KEK THESE SO FUNNY MY CLITTY JUST LEAK LMAO
>>740208394It's fake, dumb raped bitch.
>>740207864I never played balatro but if you guys have it I hope you leave a negative review just to let the gays know they won't ever be accepted in any society
>>740208142Sometimes I wish there was an IQ test requirement instead of captcha so retards like you would be permafiltered. Believing in fucking fairy tales in 2026 lol top kek
>>740208318Sounds like mental illness
>I never played balatro but if you guys have it I hope you leave a negative review just to let the gays know they won't ever be accepted in any society
>>740208534The joke someone made using that game as a setting isn't fake, retard.
>>740207864Why are faggot so mentally ill?>>740208250This nigger types in ebonics
>kek banning things is so funneh!!!the modern faggot govcorpo drone is so pitiful. can anything wake them up? they already forgot about epstein
>>740208074as a homosexual man who loves pride month pandering, this is shit, absolute offensive and garbage.
>>740208638>Why are faggot so mentally ill?This pajeet types in ESL
>people taking the obvious fake joke seriouslySnowflakes
>>740208607>acts like we're accusing the joke of being fake
>>740207864>literally goes out of his way to show how disruptive pride month is>only effects his gay player baselollmao
>>740208589Yeah being gay is a mental illness glad you agree.
>>740208571>t. IQ of 95
you people are gullible as shitkill yourselves
>>740208715you're not replying to a leftist
>>740208142And this right here is why this is hilarious
>>740207864Gay shit isn’t funny desuThese are trannies btw >>740208004 >>740208074Anti-faggot jokes are funny not this pro-gay shit
>>740207864I'm a proud ally of LGBTQ+ (go ahead and laugh, get it out of your system), but if LocalThunk actually pulled some shit like this I'd ask for a refund in a heartbeat.
good thing i pirated it lol
>>740207864That's funny and anyone unironically getting asshurt over a joke like this needs to be put down.
>>740208768Coming from someone who thinks homosexuality is caused by interdimensional demonic entities taking control over the neurons in their brain.
>>740208469Nigger, thats 30 days of your game being broken. Not because of a bug but actual purposeful intent. That requires a refund.
>gay people exist>causes /v/ to seethe uncontrollably based
>>740208715Seems like you're the one taking this stuff seriouslyIs it autism?
I can't tell if you guys are just joking along or if you're actually offended by such a dumb joke. It's not even real. Actual snowflakes over here.
IDs would put a stop to bullshit threads like this.
>>740208882it's just not funny lilbro
>>740207864BASED!
>erm actually chud, YOU are the snowflake
>>740208250>>740208571>t. demon possessed shit enjoyers.
>>740208882It's the type of thing woke trannies would do because they hate normal straight people
>>740207864Small lel
Dey eat da poo poo
>740208963>pic proves itself
>>740208318
Why do you want to be the victim so badly?
>>740207864adding this as a custom deck with some lgbt jokers would be good. this is just annoying preachiness.
>>740207864>Render the core element of the game unplayable on purpose.Yep, that screams like a Refund case. I don't care about your political nonsense (Because why would you advocate for pride only in June instead of whenever it's facing a hurdle?), if you deliberately temper with your game I am gonna refund the shit out of it, dont subject me to your views in a fucking game of poker.
He should make it that pairs are worth more in the meantime
One time at my dad’s house I was sitting near a fan and as I listened to it I could hear a radio broadcast from within the noise of the fan
>>740209560That's epicMaybe get checked for schizophrenia though
>>740207864WTF i love playing indie tranny sloppa now?so based based based my fellow goycattle valvejeet trans xisters!
>>740209560It's not uncommon when electricians fuck something up. Frequencies can move through all sorts of unexpected materials and result in an audible transmission.
>>740208004>cutting off your dick is funny bro lol trust mewhy do they want you to believe this?
>>740208882Here's a funny joke:As soon as pride month ends, gay suicides will skyrocket. Haha wasn't that a knee slapper?
>>740208810>proud allyThat’s such a cringy term. Also I feel like it’s an insult to group all those things together. Gays always hated Bis (probably out of jealousy since they can have their cake and eat it too without restrictions, though they claim it’s because many of them aren’t really into the same sex) and now they pretty much all hate Troons since they took over their spaces and aren’t attractive to them.
>>740208004oh im laughing
>>740208571But then the entire moderation staff would be blocked from the site
>>740207864so glad i dont fall for flavor of the month memeslop
>>740208862That faggot doesn't care
>>740208571*tips fedora*
>>740209506Pretty much. You wanna fall into whatever snowflake umbrella term gets you virtue signal points for a specific time period? Sure whatever, even if it makes you look disingenuous as everyone else that will stop caring in a month. You start fucking around and being actively antagonistic or anti-99% of the population while also disabling a core gameplay mechanic? Fuck off, that just makes me think there's a reason people hate your movement so much as you continue to be obnoxious attention whoring freaks instead of seeing actual acceptance into society.
>>740207864I'm glad I never played this game now.
>>740209506>>740210056it's bait you retards
>the sodomy-castration cult still practicing its holy month while the rest of civilized society left it behindClearly, we're still being too kind.
>>740208142>>740208318>there are "people" on /v/ who unironically believe that magical invisible creatures posses human beings for the purpose of forcing them to have buttsex with other men
Can we have spades only during black history month?
>>740208571>Believing in fucking fairy tales in 2026 lol top kekOfficial narrative is fairy tale, retard
>>740210293And next, you'll say>and if they're real, it's a good thing
i like how pride month means fuck normal people month
>>740210336very hebrew of u
>>740210385Always did, back when it was sodomite cultists celebrating the anniversary of their own ghoulish violence.
>>740208004>White lives don't matter until September. Happy Summer of Floyd ;)
>>740207864kek'd and based
>>740208873>muh wrongthinkism>passive agressive tone100% narcissistic faggot
>>740210373what if a butt demon possess you? do you carry around garlic to ward them off? how do you know that a butt demon isn't possessing you right now?
>>740210484>how do you know that a butt demon isn't possessing you right now?Because nothing in me has any sympathy or empathy for child-targeting cultists.>inb4Was there a typo?
wasn't there supposed to be a huge content update like a year ago, whatever happened there
>>740210480>calling someone an autistic retard = passive aggressive??????
>>740210197Doesn't matter if this case specifically is bait, this has to be made clear.If you make the game unplayable or convoluted on political or other non-game oriented ground I will refund the crap out of it. I pay for a GAME, not for a programmed product of your views. If you want to sell politics, go sell it somewhere, not gonna suck it up in a video game where I want to have FUN and politics are factually and objectively not fun no matter the topic.
>>740210484Garlic's for vampires, anon. You're fucking crazy. Butt demons are warded off with a hollow iron buttplug that's full and sealed with salt
>>740210627>Because nothing in me has any sympathy or empathy for child-targeting cultists.Hold the fuck up, you seem like you're trying to avoid saying that you don't want to have buttsex with other men. Because that seems like the obvious answer. Why would that not be the first thing that you say? What did he mean by this?
>>740208004It's a funny joke yeah for like a couple seconds. But what about actually playing the game? It kinda ruins the experience?
>>740210638>this has to be made clearThis is a twitter screencap thread, not a developer feedback forum.
>>740210638you are making up situations to get angry about
>>740210769>you seem like you're trying to avoid saying [something that doesn't need to be said]I'm not in your sodomy-castration cult. My response should've made that clear.
>>740208004>all the seething in the repliesyep, this is funny as fuck. you faggots'll live.
my pirated copy never updates
>>740208392>If it's just a joke but not the joke I'd laugh.Nah anon the joke with teeth makes it something people organically get to discover it and become the butt of the joke. It's someone going out of their way to make their paying audience have an uncomfortable moment for a laugh and that's atleast an unapologetic joke.
>>740208004>>740210908>we're ghoulish cultists who find petty ways to spite normal people! isn't that hilarious???No, but it will be when your former capitulators catch up to the act and hate you for it.
>>740210883It kinda sounds like you've already been possessed by a butt demon. Have you seen a exorcist?
>>740211012>i'm going to ignore everything and keep pretending you're in the faggot cult tooI accept your concession.
>>740210781No it's just a new meta. Adapt to it or kick rocks as has always been the answer to a (gender)fluid genre like card games.
>>740207864>>740208189>bluesky post of a reddit screenshot
>>740211054If someone has been possessed by a butt demon what would you recommend for them to do? What's the procedure for a case of butt demon infection?
>>740211003>cult cult cultyou are genuinely so broken that you can't fathom anybody who disagrees with you as being anything but the """enemy"""
>>740208004daily reminder this anon is not a human, but colony (heh) of ass worms
>>740207864>AHAHAHA we ruined our game to appease antiwhitesBeyond cringe. Devs should be beheaded.
straights are too easy in this game
>>740208571you eat poop bro. you dine on turds.
>>740208810you should get your head checked.Antiwhiteism rots your soul anon, you shouldn't be proud to aid what destroys your kin.
>>740211140Are the worms in league with the butt demons?
>>740207864The joke's pretty funny but that's a pathetic attempt at regaining relevancy after that FOTM slop ran it's course
This thread of people falling for fake news and the thread getting 100+ posts is exactly why you have social media algorithms constantly shove negative ,fake, and ragebait shit towards you
>>740208004Only funny because it's not real. Would have still been a little funny if it was real but only for a day.But on the other hand it's retarded because this "pride month" is fundamentally retarded and only good for rainbow capitalism at this point.
>>740207864It's funny>>740208142It's additional funny this upsets someone
>>740210385Always has been, was always the point.To be as disgusting vile towards Western values as you can. Welcome to White erasure anon.
>>740211120What Milo Yiannopoulos is trying to do, only you'd call it "torture" and "abusive" and "should be banned." Curious if you'd say the same about sodomy-castration cultists trying to convert children...>>740211125>anybody who disagrees with youJust cultists and the cult's capitulators. Yes, it's an entirely accurate term, especially since the castration wing of it culminates in a lengthy pseudo-medical transmogrification ritual.
Normal people literally do not care about Pride Month. It doesn't even register to them. The only people who care about Pride Month are the people it's targeted at, and ironically, you guys.
>>740211301Smartphones were a mistake. If you aren't enough of an autistic nerd to spend hours of your time on a desktop computer everyday for fun then you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
>>740208004The issue I have is the laughter only happens in 1 direction. God forbid if you make a joke at the expense of the gay community.
>>740211424>What Milo Yiannopoulos is trying to doWhat the fuck do you assume I know what you're talking about? Just say the cure for butt demon. Honestly it's kind of suspicious that you refuse to tell us the cure for butt demon.
>>740211424>since the castration wing of it culminates in a lengthy pseudo-medical transmogrification ritual.transmogrify implies actual change.Nothing actually changes about the person, they are still a man, or woman.Just call it biologocal erasure.The castration wing/sect of transvestite supporters cause the biological erasure of their victims/prey.
>>740211496>Honestly it's kind of suspicious that you refuse to tell us the cure for butt demon.peeled lemon in the butt.Go try it right now anon.
are you guys gonna be okay
>>740207864Heh that's pretty funny
>>740210908>you faggotsthe irony
>>740211582i just tried it and it didn't work. what am i doing wrong?
>>740211451Maybe more people should care that a cult formed a holy month celebrating their acts of group-violence against Law Enforcement.>>740211496If you had the IQ requisite put two and two together, you'd know I was alluding to conversion therapy. Since I now know you definitively don't, I'm going to ignore any replies from (You) in particular.>>740211548>transmogrify implies actual change.That's what they believe happens, yes. In reality, they just chemically and then physically castrate themselves, and then tout is as a journey of self-discovery that they then push onto children, because they're a cult.
>>740211668>ermmm are you saying that you DONT know what butt demon exorcism entails?no. why the fuck would i know that
>740211746>>740208715
>>740207864I, too do have a joke to tell. You can't spell woman/female without man/male. Checkmate.
>>740211830Are you backtracking from the demon possession claims?
>740211867You can't backtrack from claims you never made, cuntface.
>>740208004Yeah but it also makes the game unplayable for a month. 'The first straight in a run will not score' seems more reasonable, you only lose a few dollars for the lack of interest(the first hand, then the waves from having lost the 1$).
>>740211614>>740210908>>740208867>>740208709>>740208004how is hateful bigotry "funny"?
>>740208810Which is why they obviously didn't do it
>>740207864Joke's on him, I'll fuck my gf today.How will he stop me?
>>740211905The post I quoted claimed that this was "demon possessed shit enjoyers".
>>740208142...but enough about Gachaniggers!
>>740207864This is a bluesky post of an edit taken from r/balatro and not a real change. /v/ could figure this out in less than two minutes but /v/ doesn't play games. there I just saved you 500 posts
>>740208638dis nigga dropped the hard r! SHOOK!
>>740208963Post examples of the right being funny.
>740211981That was a post, yes. Did I, specifically, post it? Or do you need a refresher on what "anonymous" means?
>>740208074You are so desperate for a clap on the back from fags that you're actually worse than them.
>>740210841>dev makes a "joke" change>mentally ill troons say "WOAH THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!!! I WILL DO THIS FOR MY GAME!!!
>>740212112You asked for it faggot
>>740212147>i responded to your post taking up the argument of the person you quoted but i am definitely not the same guy
>>740212112
>740212327>taking up the argument of the person you quotedWhere? Exact quote, please.
its funny but still only a one way road.
>>740212380>>740210373
>740212404And what part of that is me literally agreeing with what the other anon said?
>>740212373HA HA RACISM SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE SLAVERY, OR APARTHEID, OR THE KKK WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY WHITE SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE COUNTRYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE GET ARRESTED MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE FOR THE SAME CRIMESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
>>740208004Can *we* have some fun and officially ban faggotry for a month without getting sued and cancelled to oblivion?No? The fun is only ever for one side?Then LGBTs and their shabbos still deserve the most gruesome deaths possible, like all oppressors.
>>740208250>>740209013Hoy what did you just say about demons?I forgot my image :(
>>740208004Fpwp
>>740212498Dude, chill out. It's just racism.
>>740208004fippity bippity, truclear nuclear
>>740212373LOL
>>740212498> ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVESShitskins aren't people, so it's not indeed.> ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SUFFEREDEveryone suffered. Whites got victims of slavery for several magnitude than blacks, and we don't cry about it. Grow up nigga.>ITS NOT LIKE SLAVERY, OR APARTHEID, OR THE KKK WERE ABHORRANTEveryone was doing this kind of stuff. WHITES are the ones who decided to put an end to those practices worldwide. You are welcome, by the way.>ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY WHITE SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE COUNTRYIt's not, indeed. AIPAC's owners don't consider themselves white. Kinda the opposite actually.> ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE GET ARRESTED MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE FOR THE SAME CRIMESIt's not, indeed. Police cams clearly show that cops actually take extremely thick kiddie gloves with blacks. Thanks BLM for making those mandatory, lol.>ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEMIt's not, indeed. BLM proved beyond any doubt that gov/cop/corpo/media will support shitskins and let them get away with nearly everything.Now take a deep inspirations to calm down.That would have saved Floyd, it could save you too.
glad I didn't get this game because it's indie slop
>>740212467>im a different guy i swearyeah ok
>>740212507You had a few centuries of faggotry being banned, let them make jokes in their video game you insecure fuck.
why did trannys like this game so much? like actually
>740212923>i... uh... that... um...Concession accepted.
>>740212373assblasted that anon
>>740208534>dumb raped bitch.^ Gay origin story
>>740212498That's the joke!!!!
>Demon-worshipping parasites gets a whole month to infect the minds of youths
I see this as mockery so I laugh
>>740208004You forgot to also mention how valid it is.
Hate faggotry, pozlovers and everything coming out of commiefornialove "straight? in pride month?" joke when using the word "straight" to mean anything elsesimple ass
whole thread is discord tranniesI hope you all die in a grease fire, slowly
>when you're just like normal people but you almost got eradicated because you could. not. stop. taking muscle relaxants to loosen your asshole and letting hundreds of strange men cum in your shitpipe every weekend until your immune system shut down and you rotted from the inside-out Very cool!
>>740208571I'm an atheist and hate you disgusting faggots too, don't worry.
>>740212862only thing that wouldve saved Floyd is prompt narcan administration
>>740210293Replace "invisible creatures" with "they were raped as a kid" and yeah
>>740211460this was a better place when only the kids of upper-middle professional class people with a home computer setup browsed the internet.
>>740213459Fenty is unfortunately too fast and strong for narcan to work in time
>>740207864I miss when games had SOVLful temporary updates like this.
>lol it's heckin' funny bro!Is this some tranny Discord raid or something? Balatro is already an overrated as fuck Leddit game, but any post praising it feels really fucking fake for vee.
>>740210293Gay ghost doujin are pretty hot, maybe they read a few too many of them
>>740208004it would be funny if it was just for a dayit feels insulting that it's the whole month
>>740207864>gay pandering update>this is real, btw>it's actually fakeThere's something very poetic about this
>>740213495no it's not. maybe at the dose Floyd took but narcan absolutely saves you from just about any typical fent overdose if given in time. don't ask me how I know!
>>740213556It's not even real bro
>>740213556Even a day is insulting when you look into its origins.
>>740208571*tips fedora* Huzzah! A fellow enlightened gentlesir. Wouldst thou be interested in joining my book club, perchance? We'll be reading Richard Dawkins' seminal book, The God Delusion. We'll have the meeting at a local pet store so we can pet some heckin doggos, floofers, and puppers. We can discuss our favorite subreddits and discuss why it's natural to be childfree and why Disneyworld is the happiest place on Earth!
>>740207864Kek, got me a chuckle
>>740207864>Balatro knows how to troll>Conservatives take it hook, line, and sinker.Classic
>>740213594Bht seriously, is this what the zombies tell themselves when they take a fenty-spiked mix?
>>740213679When you find out it's fake you'll feel the same disappointment your parents do, Lilith.
>>740207864why do I have to be reminded of these POZZed vermin every time summer starts?
>>740213905I'm sick of 4th of July, too.
>>740213556you may have a persecution complex anon
>>740213985You freaks will miss America so much when Saudis or the Chinese take over kek
>>740214070Says the weirdo who thinks he's oppressed because he can't get anal worms?
>>740208534>dumb raped bitch.
>>740214098I won't miss the "muh representation" experiment at all, once it's proven to be a failure after centuries of puttering.
>>740208250>>740208571Reminder that the easiest way for demons to best you is to shame you into ignoring them.
Pettiest fucking shit ever lmaoThey deserve financial ruin out of spite
reminder that being gay is a choicegays are;more criminalmore addicted to drugsmore diseasesmore likely to die day to daymore prone to domestic violencemore prone to mental disordersmore prone to suicidemore prone to premature deathmore prone to early life incontinencemore likely to molest children per capitaland they live on average twenty years always than the rest of usbeing gay is a choiceit's a bad choiceit's a choice that condemns you in this life and the next"oh but my feelings i am automatically attracted to men!"you are conditionednobody is born with attractive tastes, people acclimate themselves and develop a type, but even if you were born with assitis and can't get enough of pinworms, you have a choice.it is a choice to jack off to gay shitit is a choice to call yourself gayit is a choice to ERP with that fag on discordit is a choice to go on grindrit is a choice to suck a dickit is a choice to fuck an ass or be fucked in an assit is a choice to put on girly shit it is a choice to participate in that fetish shit you don't like that muchit is a choiceit is ALWAYS a choice barring rapeby the waygays are also more prone to rape, per capita
Gays are cringe because, well, they're fagsStraights are cringe because they're massive simpsAre asexuals the only true chads?
>>740214347based as fuck
>>740212373>ifunnyI guess the right really can't meme...
>>740207864I made a thread calling this shit the most overhyped reddit game and turns out I was right, of course /v/eddit loves it.
>>740207864We're openly celebrating diversity through exclusion. What a time to be alive.
>>740210385>>740211395Neither of you are white.
>>740207864Balatroon...
>>740208250I'm a scientist and in lieu of some weird mass psychosis the invasion of extradimensional entities of some sort is the second most probable scenario.
>>740214537Well we've had affirmative action for decades. A lot of countries have legalized race-based discrimination as long as it's against evil whitey.The same people who love black pride month will also fight tooth and nail to prevent a white pride month.
>>740214537That's what "diversity" always meant: excluding who made what came before and letting people (and sometime creatures) with no knowledge of building fill the vacuum. It's what "muh representation" meant for 250 years, and the only thing that changed is how wide the bubble of "inclusion" became.
>>740214458Get a life.
>>740207864Month long April fools joke, pretty based to me
>>740214421sry i pulled it from google.com
>>740214791Yeah, and the rest of the sodomy-castration cult is one decades-long April Fools joke. Surely...
>>740213006>YouNo I didn't tho
>>740214940sounds like someone needs his dick sucked
>>740208004We don't use the word "fun" here.
>>740213006>You had a few centuries of faggotry being bannedGood, why can't we do it again, and keep at it this time without caring for whatever meaningless words a ghoul might say to make us stop?
Wait, this isn't actually real? why is the entire thread pretending it is just to get mad?
>>740215380No one checked if it was real so they just got mad instead
>>740214198I'm telling you people should stop buying western games. They always backstab you
>>740212498This post feels disingenuous.
>>740215503What gave it away
>>740214098Unironically better than what we have now tbqh
>>740207864Would be fine if it was just the first run every day but still i cant imagine paying money to have entire mechanics in your game disabled because some people like shoving their meat rod up a poop chute
aieee i'm being oppressed, this is literal genocide
>>740215628Is what they say when we don't let them induct children into their cult's rituals, yes.
>>740215416I pirate everything, moreso so I can miss out on the performative shit they do and say in their socials/steam
>>740209705wtf I thought OneShot was just furryshit, if I knew it was transhit I never would have played it
I love the seething retard replying to every single post
>>740211582It didn't work. Maybe I should try a bigger lemon?
>>740210293>invisibleOn /x/ they think that it is evil mind controlling intestinal parasite worms
>>740215889/x/ is redpilled on the brain worms? Maybe I should start posting there.
>>740208571absolute seethe generationgreat post
>>740211246What's antiwhite is the fight against liberty and self-determination. Brown societies hate fags, white societies acknowledge their right to exist even if they're annoying.
>>740207864It's funny, until you imagine the outcry if someone did this specifically targeting faggots and their ilk.
>>740207864>Ah AH YES SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO>GET IT? IT'S A REFERENCE TO STRAIGHTS AND TODAY IS PRIDE MONTHI'm more offended at the shit millennial joke disrupting a gameplay rather than faggots, to be honest.Keep your trans affirming card game, I don't buy it.
>>740216462Don't bother pointing out their hypocrisy; they've been blind to it since the Sedition Act of 1798, at the very latest.
>>740207864never bought this fotm trash anyway
>Post twitter (actually bluesky) screenshot>Everyone believes itThis board is just bots
>>740216542This. Jokes in vidya should never come at an expense of gameplay interruption, but then again, gays are all mentally ill and always choose the most obnoxious way to interject their fetishes into people's faces and then they're shocked people are done with their bullshit.Yeah okay it's fake but still, if you thought that was a good way to approach it my point still stands. Gays lack the self-awareness to understand why people are sick of them.
>>740210638>Doesn't matter if this case specifically is bait, this has to be made clear.to who? where the fuck do you think you are?
>>740208004your "fun" is lame and gayit's not surprise you tell others they need to learn to appreciate it
>>740207864>>740208004It's funny for like a second, but it also makes the game way less winnable, and certain decks and jokers completely non-viable.
>>740216725this, it's nowhere in the news page
>>740208004This is why nobody likes you freaks.
>>740211482It's like that because they know we can take it and they can't. If you can't, you're not straight enough.
>>740217385nobody likes you either retard
>>740214145Can't? Or won't?
>make a joke>guaranteed 500+ replies of assmad christcucks and deranged chudderyYou fags deserve it for having a shit taste in games and constantly flooding the catalog with dumb shit. It's time for you to seethe and cope for a change
Based Balatro shittershattering emaciated rightoid freaks without even trying
>>740217313Are you faggots just autistic or actually retarded? It's joke patch notes not an actual update holy fuck I feel like I'm going insane reading these replies no way you niggers are this dumb
>>740217490They may as well pin it at this rate too.
No cards that scale with straights in any meaningful way anyways
>>740217490>point out joke is unfunny culture war faggot retardation>"you're seething and coping!"liberals... we need a divorce
>>740213768The fact you're still seething means it did it's job.
>>740217770You lost, Timmy
>>740214178Reminder that the easiest way for you to be immune to demons is to give me money.
>>740207864i assume he banned the jokers that let you build around scoring straights then so you can fuckin build around scoring something else
>>740217816the best you're going to get it physically removed from white nations
>>740217743Runner can be good sometimes. There are much better chip-scaling jokers of course, but still.
What's even more hilarious is the creator could see this and make it happen just for fun and to piss people off.
>>740208318Back to /x/ with you.
>>740208018>no new Friends of Jimbo for more than a yearWhat does it take to have Inscryption-themed cosmetics?
>>740208142I miss 4chan from before people like you had found it
>be disgusting subhuman libtoid faggot>ruin everything on purpose because white men built it and you're a weirdo fuck up reject who lacks the confidence to make anything good of your own>continue lashing out at white men by turning your own zeitgeist into unrecoverable shit cancer because you're a demented pozzed faggot nigger stain on humanityliberal moment... mmm poo on my penis
>>740216725>>740217490It's either bots or AI has eroded the last remnant of critical thinking the average chud possessed. This board just takes everything at face value as long as it's framed in a twitter screenshot like a dog taking it's medicine wrapped in cheese.
>>740208715What are you accusing anyone of actuallyDo right-wingers now just say intentionally vague shit so they can whip out The Tweet like we activated your trap card
>>740213006Also known as the good centuries.
>>740218052f-fuck you CHUD!
>>740218052Your fault for only consuming western shit.
>>740207864Digital gaming was the worst thing that happed in gaming. So happy I never give money or even played this gay game.hope steam removes it. and never let the dev sell another game.
>>740208605faggot. end your life.
>>740207864Release the Epstein files
>>740218052liberals can NOT recover
>>740218052We are reaching levels of pretending not to understand things previously thought impossible
>>740207864fag humour is cringe
>>740218423it's called "wholly rejecting wokepozz". a cuck like you would not understand the warrior spirit.
>>740207864How many people are even playing Balatro at this point? This probably affects a relatively small pool of people.
>>740210627>Because nothing in me has any sympathy or empathy for child-targeting cultists.Yet I bet you voted Trump.
>>740218160It's a joke, anon, it is not real, the update doesn't exist.
so how many in this thread are agentics prompted into pretending to be outraged and how many are actual humans with empty skulls?
>>740208882It's a funny joke, but then you realise that your game is broken for another 30 days, and that's not funny.
>>740218625It's some discord faggotry probably.
Where the hell is 1.1 anyways?
>>740218461You're still pretending not to understand me
>>740217585I accept you concecion.
>>740208571Homophilia is the most low IQ shit ever though, and homosexuals are notably low IQ on average
>>740207864imagine playing some indie roguelike slop that can't even make non pixelated cards and adds woke updates
>>740218816everybody understands you're a gay retard, anon
>>740210293>posts a man who is currently being piloted by self aware fungusWew
>>740208142>You fucking demon possessed shit enjoyers! >Come join us at church where we all worship pedophiles and chant for the death of humanity and wish for the apocalypse so everyone can suffer and die!2026 christians are unironically satans greatest servants
4chan 20 years ago>lol umad christfag4chan now>THIS IS LITERALLY DEMONIC!!!!! IM OFFENDED!!!!!!You cannot tell me it's an improvement
>>740207864Ok so what month bans black cards from scoring?
I wonder why this happened.
>>740218869You're still doing it
>>740218052so.>*claps*fucking.>*claps*BASED!>*claps*
>wE jUsT wAnNa bE lEft aLonE!!!
>>740208004It would have been funny if the change lasted one day as a fake out before being reverted, or if they had introduced a special limited time challenge. But it's just annoying that the whole game is objectively made way worse for the sake of a joke that wears out its welcome really quickly,
>>740218943nta but is it so hard to understand that retarded woke faggot "shitplay" humor is not welcome here? are you autistic or something? get checked out, anon.
>>740208571damn you made an entire shortbus of sharteens shit themselves
>>740218958>If you want to be left alone then why are you FORCING me to read your tweet, HUH??!?
>>740207864Kek
>>740207864>fags have to straight up make up shit because they're not being pandered to anymorekekaroo
>>740219020>woke faggot "shitplay" humorThere was none of this. Seems like you are pretending to misunderstand a whole lot.
>>740218475See the part directly after that.
>>740219084yep, you are 100% autistic
>>740219053This is called "a joke". It is what people who have senses of humour delight in.
Why do fags and dykes have a superiority complex?
>>740219101>uhhhhh it's not that my entire worldview is based on a ridiculous mass delusion sustained through constant reinforcement to the poiint where it has become incomprehensible babble to normal people, you're just... AUTISTICI think you'd be happier if you saw reality for what it is.
>>740208571Triggered the christlarps kek
>>740219116normal people are just sick and tired of sodomites
>>740219159reality is your "humor" is not funny, it's just gay redditor shit for homosexual vaxxbots to seethe at superior white men over
>>740207864It's funny, because it reminds everyone that catering to minorities makes your life no difficult for no tangible gain on your part at all.
What the actual fuck is this thread. Unreadable /pol/ slop
>>740211451No, normal people don't feel comfortable criticizing it because they don't want to appear homophobic. But behind closed doors they will admit they don't actually support homosexuals. Most people don't support homosexuality. Even you know in your heart of hearts that homosexuality is not normal and should not be supported. It was never about love and was always about sexual deviance.
>>740219202>ridiculous mass delusion sustained through constant reinforcement to the poiint where it has become incomprehensible babble to normal people>gay redditor shit for homosexual vaxxbots to seethe at superior white men overBro lmao you didn't have to go and prove me so rightCollectively pretending not to understand things is literally the foundation of conservatism, that and projection
>>740219309you rn xishasan viewbots assemble to powerfully strike at world chudry
>300+ replies because niggers won't bother to check if its real or even look at the second fucking replyOP deserves to be shot but so does everyone else for going along with his faggotry.
>>740207864Damn, crazy how I almost bought this game. Shan't be now.
>>740208004No this os queerslop humor and it encourages the most insufferable faggots on the planet to be even more obnoxious
>>740219149They have an inferiority complex and their behavior is an attempt to compensate
>>740207864I know this is just a shitpost edit, but if they actually did want to do a funny timed holiday shtick for pride month like all those old games that would check the system clock and do something silly, it's be genuinely hilarious to just unannounced replace all instances of the word "Straight"/"Straights" with "Gay"/"Gays" for the month of June.
>>740219338>ridiculous mass delusion sustained through constant reinforcement to the point where it has become incomprehensible babble to normal people
>>740219567no, none of that would be funny at all. leave this website.>>740219589you lost another thread xis.
>>7402193744chan has become what facebook was. Boomers getting offended at fake headlines because their pastor told them about itA truly sad fate
>>740219567Why did system clock easter eggs stop being a thing, anyways? The only recent game I can think of to include them is Voices of the Void.
>bait thread goes into 300+ replies and still going hard
>>740219624Yeah, it would be pretty funny, lighten up sis
>>740219624>leave this website.no u
>>740219664no, it really would not be funny. it may get lots of upvotes on another website where you belong, however.>>740219674i'm happy using your faggot thread as a way to cut out cancer and cauterize the area. thanks for the opportunity famalam.
>>740219567>if they actually did want to do a funny timed holiday shtick for pride monthThen it would mean the dev team is overrun with cultists and cult capitulators, yes.
>>740219657Eh we'll take any thread we can get to shit on fags and trannies. You should know this if you'd been here for more than a day.
>>7402197344chan is the website where I belong. Permanently triggered christfags don't belong on this website.
Removed it from my wishlist
>>740219803you're permatriggered by anons telling you your shit is not funny though. cope
>>740208004no it's not, the game needed an actual update for a long time now and he does this shit
>>740209792kinda weird to name your church after your favourite sex position
the state of the oh-so great vidya board
>>740219827nice projection, cuck, I think that shit is funny and you're offended and shitting up my website because you can't take a joke, which is really part of the joke.Used to be we'd have to raid other websites to trigger people like you.
>>740219960sorry bro but you are human shit, it's just the way the cookie crumbled for you. get used to being told to fuck off here.
>>740214347>they live on average twenty years always than the rest of us>twenty years always than the rest of usBrowner than a crusty shitpipe
>>740217840SEEEEND MEEEEE YO MON-AY
>>740207864Heterophobia.If a game did that with gay, it would be off the steam store and arrest in europe.
>chuds have to pretend like they knew it was a joke this whole time to save face>after 300 straight posts of crying and seething Looool
>>740218910Only in kike religions is Satan the bad guy. You got your asshole reamed by thousands of years of cathlicuck propaganda
>>740214347/thread
>>740220043>below 70 IQ so xe cannot understand that people a repulsed by the attempted humor itself not the fact that it's an epic le photoshoprofffffffllll
>>740220008You're on 4chan and you actually think words hurt. That's because they hurt you, lmaoqq moar bitch nigga, I'm still going to be here no matter how hard you cry
>>740220083>he had to samefag his own post as damage control a minute after he got all his ESL mistakes pointed out
>>740220104the way you're posting now outs you as alienreddit is thataway champ
>>740208004eat shit fag
>ITT: retards fall for made up bullshit for the 100th time
>>740220043inb4 "those that fell for it are actually falseflaggers from gcj trannies"
>>740208715How is that a problem? Just lean into it.
>>740220093>a-actually I knew i-it was a joke th-this whole time >th-that just m-makes my crybaby p-pants p-pissing justified
>>740220134>coming from the newfaglooool
>>740220169>>740220186are these posters bots?
>>740220120you replying to it to point out the typo made me see it in the first place so thanks & seethe sodomite lmao
>>740214347>>740220030It's always the samejeet that's seething in these threads
>>740220256Life must be easy when everyone who disagrees with you is a bot
Ok i admit it im gay for furry boysBig onesSmall onesShortstack onesFemboy onesTDM onesBratty onesSmug ones
I don't know how what this means because>I don't play poker>I don't gamble>I don't play dopamine slopThis is just another Thursday for me
OP got what he wanted.
>>740220428yep, btfo by chuds
>>740208004You're a retard who only thinks it's funny cause it suits your agenda. It's not even real
>>740220443sorta true, the OP posted literal bait to stir discussion. There WAS no balatro update. Just fuel to the fire of whatever this thread turned out to be.
>>740220093That sure is a funny way of thinking.
>>740219640Same thing that happened to cheat codes I guess. No fun allowed
>>740220443>b(aited)tfo [of] chuds
>>740207864As the representative of all heterosexuals, I hereby officially decree that this joke is funny. Funnyroo, even.
>>740220525Is the author of this comic aware of Poe's law? Cause it doesn't seem like he is.
>>740220485OP did this a bunch of times already and it keeps getting engagement because nobody here actually bothers to check if the thing they're getting mad at is even real
>>740208004Fucking lol if it were the other way around you'd all call "based" but when it affects YOU you get butthurt. It's great that the "lighten up" post got the most responses. Fucking retarded hypocrites, the lot of you.
>>740207864straightbros..
this cringe thread must be a bunch of discord reddit faggots samefagging their unfunny retardation. estrogen does lower your IQ so
>>740220547Normalest straight ITT
>>740220614it is
KILL ALL STRAGGOTS/v/ has always been a safe space for yaoi and BL
>>740220707
>>740220707leftism is a mental illness
>chuds now have to babysit the thread until it archives >they need to respond to every single post making fun of them to save face>and the jannies aren't here to save them LolLmao
>>740220891So what, exactly, are (You) doing here?
>>740220936to farm (You)s lol
>>740220936projecting
>>740220773>>740220876>4chan is against mass shooters nowThat's how you know this place has really changed
>>740208004>load up game on june 1st>it directs you to a gay porn video until next month
>>740219338... the fuck are those shitty kicks.I literally trained kids who had better ones.Is that dude supposed to be a male ballerina or something?
>>740221002if you stink so bad even 4chan tells you you're mentally ill and unfunny maybe that's a sign to change yourself for the better xis
>>740220936couldn't resist, huh piggie?
>>740221002literally what the fuck are you talking about retard lmao
>>740207864Flushchads we just can't stop winning
>>740221030I think it just means you're a hypocrite who shit his pants and then points the finger at someone else>>740221035Hush, sweetie, oldfags are talking
>>740221119nobody cares what a stinker like you thinks
>>740208142
>>740221149Self-reflect upon that and then kys
This thread is again a failure in moderation.
>>740221274that's what happens when you pay $0 to 90% of your moderation team
>>740221252I am so superior to you it's laughable
Can we have Akagi shitposting back? I'll admit he was right. Moralfags are underdeveloped immature retards who need to be told what to think. We opened the door to Christards and they can't abide any dissent. They took the place on the internet known for having dissenting opinions and they made it into a conformity competition of who can pretend to be the most normal.
Gay male fart porn is kinda based nglPeak masculinity tbqh
>>740221372or just stop bumping blatant bait
>he still can't understand wigger starmeraeonical mogging ngl
>>740221320You must be truly desperate to believe you're at least superior to someone if you're telling this to a random anonymous strangerUnexamined mental illness is entirely to blame for the state of 4chan
>>740221426oh no no the inner ESL is coming outoh noooo noooo no no noooooooooo
>>740221424If only 4chan had a way to avoid that while posting...
>>740220565So true xister
>>740221460I'm sorry to hear that, you were doing well so far tho
>>740221390>Gay male fart porn is kinda based nglIndeed it is...
>>740220452It's funny because it's not real and people are assmad about it
>>740221516>be born a disgusting ugly fuck up freak>make it your entire existence to lash out at people having an anonymous chud imageboard because the rest of the internet being turned into your safespace crybully shitpit is not enoughim trying not to become a eugenicist from these worthless subhuman gurgling insects
>>740218785Does anyone even care about 1.1 at this point? It's literally 3 years too late, mods add ALL the content that you'd ever want or need.I'd much rather just see them work on a whole new fucking game instead
>>740221482Making sage invisible was a mistake
>>740221530Hello newfag, please fuck off
>>740221560I didn't ask for your life story
>>740221619please stay on reddit, it's custom tailored for mentally retarded people
>>740208004>yes goy it's ok to ruin games to push personal agendas and shit on the majority of the world's populationtry saying gaiety is banned from july to may, see how LGBTrannies have a meltdown and come crying for your blood. since you can't do that, they aren't joking
>>740221649But I can talk to plenty of you here
>>740221693woke lost this thread like woke lost the culture warwomp womp troon pedophile
>>740220614Called it. Close enough. -> >>740220152
>>740221616>newfagNo, I just pull that out whenever I need to remind people that the rap "artists" who openly hate them are overrated and their entire "culture" is degenerate filth. Makes sense why the sodomy-castration cult worships them, at least...>>740221725>woke lostFinally, we can have sane Government after 250 years of "muh representation!"
>>740208004Rightoids have no humor
>chuds fell for itlmao
>>740221007ClassicWish 4chan would still be like that instead of Indians, IDF and glowies shitting everywhere
>>740221725>woke lost this thread like woke lost the culture wari.e. it didn'tLOL
