>No threads>No social media presence>No muh 1M copies shipped announcementThis shit flopped bigly, right?
This is the 4channiest game since Onirism. We’re all busy playing it.
>>741629201and jacking off to the fairy porn
Who tf names their game "Adventures of Elliot'? That sounds fuckin stupid
>>741630148what kind of faggy name is that even, what were they thinking
>>741629124I want to play it. I don’t want to pay the price they’re asking for it.
>>741630148They forgot the Rodger part
>>741629124Sales numbers threads belong on /biz/
>>741629124>Focus, E
>>741629124so what's so offensive about this game that you niggers have made a bunch of threads just to shit on it?
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>>741629124this looks indie and indies go for $20 so i am not suprised
>>741629124>$60>denuvoridiculous
The game looks like soul blazer, that means I'm ok with that.
>>741631551It's more like the opposite problem in that they seriously overproduced a 2D Zelda. There's nothing special about this one.
>>741631924Does it really deserve a massive hate campaign in this site just because it's nothing special, I honestly don't think it deserves it.
>>741632012is it really a hate campaign, though?
>>741630148A lot of people in the previous thread said if you don’t like it, you’re non-White because Elliot is peak White representation.
>>741629124square games just dont sell that much in general. the newest octopath traveller, which is an established and liked series has 1000 reviews on steam, this is already over half of that. their games just have fairly niche appeal.
>>741631924but is it at least good? all I know is that it chugs on Intel cpus
>>741630148Came here to post this. The name is boring, generic, and tells you absolutely nothing about what the game is supposed to be. It really shows how something as simple as a name can make or break a game, especially when it's a new IP
>>741631551Because it was extremely hyped with dozens of people in every 4chan/r*ddit/Steam thread extolling the virtues of 2D-HD and how much we needed AA games. Unfortunately just because “Team Asano” (a superstar celebrity team or something) made this doesn’t mean it’s going to sell millions.
>>741632012You and your ilk not only begged us to buy this, but you also begged for 2D-HD remakes of Chrono Trigger, FF4-6, etc. People had extremely high expectations. Even now there are still people who claim this game is just as good as ALTTP, which is insane copium.
>mfw people acting like this shit doesn't have a FIVE HOUR demo you can try
>>741632517People still play demos? In current year?
>>741632435This is literally the first time I actively participate in a Elliot thread, I just noticed there are lots of "it flopped" "deserved it" threads of it, I was expecting a woke, lgbt, ugly game but it's just an average squenix game.
>>741632621its because low intelligent people make these threads to get replies, it happens with literally every new release
>>741629124The good part of this is that they will put this on sale soon and we'll all be able to play kino.
>>741629124I'm not playing as some faggot named Elliot LMAO
I think what doesn't help it (outside of overly chatty fairy) is that the beginning of the game is extremely slow and limiting until you get the fairy and it opens up, and that beginning part is what the demo focuses on. Now that I got the scythe and a few different magic spells, it's opened up to be a pretty fun game. Shame /v/ seems like they are determined to shit on this because... well it's just something to shit on?
>>741629124>>741632838Gen Alpha is cooked with these soft ass names. Elliot? Oliver? Liam? lmao
>>741632435>You and your ilk not only begged us to buy thisWho the fuck are you talking about and who is "us"? how the fuck are you this schizo to where you made video game threads so damn personal on /v/? Can you even show in the archive a post where someone was actually begging you to buy this or you literally just making shit up in your head?
>>741629124Eliot! You Idiot!
>>741629124>60 dollar snes game>Black dude in the trailer>Implying black people would even play this type of gameOh geez oh man how did this fail Rick?https://youtu.be/3QQjg0EdRxw?is=5m_rXaOCjMh-sojF
Does anyone know got to beat the reaper guys? The game says Faie might help beat them but I don't know what it is I'm supposed to be doing, I can't block their attacks much and I get attacked everytime I try to attack them too much. What am I supposed to be doing with Faie?
>>741630148aping the same "X of Y" style but it sounds absurd here because it doesn't sound mythical much less hype
>>741632435>just as good as alttpIt does some things better and other things worse.The level design is weaker than alttp but still good enough especially since its interwoven across eras.The Abilities and items are more interesting than alttp as is the combat and it has decent platformingYou can do a fun co-op campaign where each player has a different skillset once you unlock the fairy.The game is a solid 8 or 9 in my book, depends on what the rest of the fairy abilities are. The only cons I can think of is that the story is too wordy sometimes, which basically is a completely irrelevant point for the type of game this is though I would say this about any rpg as well. I want to violently beat up normalfags putting too much stock on story for ruining videogames as a hobby, never listen to the opinion of someone that whines about the story in a game they don’t have an opinion.
>>741630148It's entirely misguided and retarded. The simple solution right in front of everyone is just call the game "The Millennium Tale." There, it's kind of unique and mythical sounding fantasy story name. At the very most, you'd have some oldfags remembering "le melinium girl" from Etrian Odyssey, and then have "Adventures of Elliot" as the subtitle. The first Octopath Traveler succeeded in spite of the title not because of it, and so they got it in their head that bad names are a good thing. Thing is I enjoy these games, but this needs to change.
>>741634350I haven't had any particular issue with them. They're functionally just normal enemies. The goddamn kung-fu chickens and their five-hit combo give me just as much trouble. I don't think there's any trick to it, just fight them normally. It does become easier when you unlock the perfect guard if you don't have that yet.
I know like 99% of normalfags out there want to compare this to Zelda, and sure that's fair to an extent. But after getting the scythe, it's pretty damn obvious this is really an homage to Final Fantasy Adventure/SD1. The funny thing is, I actually have enjoyed this so far more than I did Secret of Mana on my last playthrough (outside of the music that is--Secret of Mana has fantastic sound track while AoE is just okay).
>>741633086You should’ve seen yesterday’s thread where anyone who didn’t like the name Elliot was called a jeet. I’m not going to spoonfeed you. “Team Asano” doesn’t know who you are and they’re not paying you for this shilling.
>solid 9/10>better than Sword of Mana>”the potential to overtake Final Fantasy”Is this the most critically acclaimed game of our time?
>>741635976I looked through the archive at every Elliot thread from yesterday. I figured with as mad as you are about this, surely you're not just making shit up. But can't find a single thread where anyone called someone a jeet. I did see someone saying the opposite to where if you like the game, you're a jeet>>741507404, but that's it. Basically you're actually schizo as fuck.>“Team Asano” doesn’t know who you are and they’re not paying you for this shilling.See, literal schizo babble out of nowhere.
>>741632517I did try the demo and that's why I know its shit.
>>741636706Square deploying paid shills would genuinely be preferential to the schizo faction wars Squaretrannies shit up the board with. At least they would get paid.
>>741631876I wish it looked like Soul Blazer, we could use more Soul Blazer-likes, with a simple, satisfying gameplay loop, and not much yapping.
>>741636945Stop calling them Square, and call them SE. They only benefit from the vague association with Squaresoft when they don't have even an ounce of soul that Sqauresoft had.
>>741629124it doesnt matter, they keep shitting out 10 of these HD2D games a year because they dont cost anything to make
>>741631551It's a Square Enix game
Has the game been cracked yet? I heard Denuvo games have started getting cracked but it's not on my usual sites.
