What do I have to clear to be considered "real interest"?
NoneIf you enjoy them who fucking caresThe problem is when you start giving strong opinions on them That's when people will start questioning you
>>741782745Whatever mork tells you to clear
>>741783043Which shmups are morkpilled
>>741782932>The problem is when you start giving strong opinions on themI have no idea what you mean by this
Any danmaku title on any difficulty but it has to be 1cc.
>>741783605It's okay, I'm sure you'll figure it out
>>741783694wrong has to be Normal 1CC or higher, easy only counts if: no bombs/deaths run.
>>741783860no bomb runs are soulless and do not represent the genre in any way.
>>741783762No, I really don't get it. I'm not allowed to have an opinion unless I've cleared certain shmups? And those shmups are a mystery?
>>741783860>dev literally says hard mode is the intended difficulty>y-you can nmnb easy2hu fags are a blight
>>741783976they do represent your stamina and willpower, if you got low willpower (mental), you need to work on it, if you got low stamina (you burn out during long sets in your fingers first), you need to work on that to clear the higher stage.
>>741784139once you clear the easy mode: you should move up to normal, then aim for 1cc in normal and finish with hard, then if it still interests you, go lunatic. basically that's the formula.
>>741784049Yes, there is a hidden secret list of specific shmups you must clear, and if you don't 1cc them and attach your save files to every post you make about shmups you get exiled from the community forever. Good luck!
>>741784305Why would I waste my time clearing a mode I can 1cc in 30 minutes
>>741782745Whatever Jaimers plays.https://youtu.be/zsp4vHyj314
>>741784213No bomb is just showing off. You are supposed to have a few planned bombs to trivialize the hardest parts.
>>741783605I presume he means if you start talking like you're any sort of authority on the genre.
>>741784779Gothic wa Mahou Otome?
>>741784862But that's still not answering the question. The question is >what clears do I need to have to be considered real interest?If he's gunna passive aggressively say>if you have an actual opinion I'm totally gunna humble you dudeAnd then list nothing, what was the point of replying at all
>>741784663just to make your brain understand "I can do this and its time to level up.">>741784827not on easy mode there's zero hard parts.
>>741785837>its time to level up.Do you say this out loud when you clear easy mode
>>741786753You don't?
>>741787109I don't play touhou any more
The more I clear the worse at shmups I feel I am
Are there any shmup games that focus less on being retardedly difficult and more on interesting characters, patterns, music, gameplay, etc?For example, I played Touhou 8 for the first time yesterday and I liked the gimmicks, designs and music for the bosses but not how they were insanely hard and not sightreadable (Normal mode).
>>741789463No
>>741789463Uh... Anon? Is this post a joke? Are you seriously asking for games easier than fucking Touhou normal mode? You gotta be kidding me. Also the things you listed are periphary to the GAME part of a video GAME. So I can only conclude you are a retard who needs to stay away from the genre, possibly even the medium. God, where do you faggots keep coming from? Is this a coordinated effort to make 2hu appear as though it's anywhere near arcade shmups in quality? Cuz it sure as fuck ain't.
>>741785101>>741784532
>>741789791Real
>>741789463ZeroRanger comes to mindI'd say Hellsinker too, if you learn to cheese it.
>>741790460What are you doing? Don't encourage this nitwit. People like him need to be gatekept and excluded, lest his ilk infest the shmup community like the locusts they are.
>>741790927He's not gunna clear zeroranger
>>741790927just a quick protip, adult men don't say "we need to gatekeep!" they just do it with their actions. hope this helps.
>>741791424Well we clearly need to, because not explicitly stating what we need to do has so far resulted in nothing but undesirables flooding every last nerdy community on earth. We need to be proactive and we need to start stomping this shit out on sight.
>>741790927No offense but you sound like you enjoy the taste of cock
>>741782745R-Type
Reminder to ignore you know who.
>playing deathslime to check out the game>shooting to both sides is cool>graphics are cool>choose the Extra path>obnoxious walls of bullets while enemies are above meIs there a better way to deal with enemies in that scenario besides the lock-on meme? Also is there any way to use lock-on without using the Hyper?
>>741791673Why does everyone keep calling me gay or trans or whatever? Like bruh I just wanna play shmups. Why do you feel the need to shut me down all the time?
>>741791897I just want to date you???
>>741789463https://store.steampowered.com/app/790060/The_Void_Rains_Upon_Her_Heart/
>>741789791why do your posts always get deleted?
>>741782745Is there a list out there with EVERY single shmup for MAME?I've been hunting down cave, psikyo, toaplan, all gradius, raiden, darius, rtype, etc. But there is still so much I'm missing.I didn't realize that there were like 6 Galaga/Phoenix type games, I remember seeing like 3 at the arcades back then.
>>741791896This is kind of the issue with deathsmiles. You need to have pretty good control over your option to play the game in any capacity above lvl1(easy mode) and it's very route heavy. So while the girls are hot and all, if you're not in love with the option mechanics probably not a great choice.
>>741792306Because there is an extremely jealous and hateful shitter mod who doesn't like that I call his butt buddies out on their bad behavior, so he's determined to shut me down and silence me. This happens a lot actually, and it's a huge factor as to why /v/ is dying.
>>741789791It's not a joke. I know you probably have shmup autism so you're biased, but these games just seem like rote memorization (similar to Celeste). I don't play games to die all the time by unexpected bullshit then replay the entire game over and over just to see credits. That's troony speedrunner behavior (You). Like why the fuck do bullets spawn on top of me sometimes? Some patterns are unnecessarily complex.For context I normally play platformers and metroidvanias, which live or die by good level design and player movement, not "le enemy spam".
>>741782745Take it from a certified unc... Play what you want and if it's fun don't be afraid to tell other anons that you had fun.Clout chasing is kid shit.
>>741792317Yeah figured the solution would be proper routing but wanted to make sure.
>>741792159>Early Access Game>2018Suck my dick
>>741792510It's because you're avatarfagging and because people report you and nothing else.
>>741792692How deeply ironic that you claim to be a platformer fan who appreciated "good level design" yet revile at the sight of Celeste, which by far has some of the best level design in a platformer. You are an idiot and not worth engaging with. Kindly fuck off.
>>741792510uh huh. i just kept seeing posts with the onimai manga images constantly get deleted, so i figured id ask u next time i spot u. i thought maybe some janny just had a grudge against onimai or some shit
>>741792943The Janny has a grudge against me, specifically, because I repeatedly call him put on his tyranny. Trust me, moderation is not you friends, and you need to rebel against them at all times.
>>741792768The game has 114 bosses, it is a boss rush. It is pretty much a complete experience as far as gameplay goes. The standard run have you go through 10 different bosses and the game is super beginner friendly. Also do not tell anyone to suck dicks when you typed this embarassing shit, faggot.>Like why the fuck do bullets spawn on top of me sometimes?Sit down and understand that you're a tourist. Drop your ego.
>>741792884Mario, DKC kino level design:>Introduce player to level gimmick in safe environment>Fully explore and evolve gimmick through various setups increasing in difficulty>Add supplemental set piece for variety>End level off with high intensity portion to test player skillsTroonleste level design:
>>741791424He's telling the other anon to do that, hope THIS helps, retard-kun.
>>741792692NTA but how far can you take a challenge when the ceiling caps out at what you're able to dodge to reactively or quickly learn after just a few attempts? Not very far I'd say. So should you design games around what a minute amount of people can naturally react to, or what just about anyone who isn't mentally disabled can eventually learn? The answer is clear. Additionally, many shmups don't require a lot of routing. Like you can learn batrider really quickly, the intense memo is from the scoring system. Additionally, I would say most metroidvanias have pretty bad design, as it's difficult to design a platforming challenge designed to be traversed both forwards and backwards, so you either get baby games like metroid and sotn, obtuse puzzlers like la mulana, or games where the open world merely houses closed off looping challenge levels like hollow knight.
>>741792692This is the shmup thread for people who like shmups. Stop pretending you have a genuine interest and fuck off.
>>741793404I played the game so that's more than enough "genuine interest". What happened to "don't knock it till you try it"?
>>741793121im with u bro. fuck them jannies
>>741793512You haven't tried shit. Now piss off.
>>741782745shmups are a failed genreIf you don't do clears, you're beating every shmup in 30 minutes each If you go for clears, you're gonna have to play the same shmup for 500 hours
>>741793250Oh I get it now! Youre that asshole who keeps spamming the anti-Celeste threads because you're allergic to learning so you came up with this image and other such coped to justify your own irrational hatred. Good lord are you pathetic. You need to go back to R*ddit, and the fact that this site hasn't universally condemned you means it has failed and needs to be scorched and salted.
>>741792692Memorization will come naturally in any truly challenging game.Whether it's a 2D platformer, a first-person shooter, or even a puzzle game. If you haven't memorized a large repertoire of moves and solutions in Tetris Grandmaster, you won't get very far in the game. The best players don't waste time thinking, they recognize situations they're already familiar with and simply execute the solution instantly.If a game doesn't require any memorization, then the game is really easy.Of course, this is different from games that rely purely on memorization, but shoot'em ups usually don't fall into that category. Intense memorization is usually associated with extreme levels of gameplay, such as when ayutists are chasing world records. But that's no different from someone speedrunning Super Mario Bros. and memorizing all the inputs for the entire game...Note: When you don't have much experience with shoot 'em ups, you might think it's all about memorization, but in reality, there are several subtle movement and positioning techniques that you learn over time and that really improve your skills, even in blind runs of new games.
>>741793712>if you're not able to blow through the game in half an hour, you need to learn it>this a bad thingSee? This is what happens when you don't gatekeep. Mongoloids flood in running their mouth about shit they do not, or perhaps even cannot understand (I mean, 500 hours for a 1cc? Really?). You needed to be violently expelled from the board years ago, and the fact you have been allowed to fester and multiply reveals the true issues in this site's leadership.
>>741794005Trying really hard to falseflag a thread deletion
>>741794005The way to gatekeep on 4chan is to not reply to and interact with those retards, you fucking newfag. All they're here for is (You)s and attention and you're giving it to them. People like you are the reason they're coming back.You're even taking their bait serious. Are you fucking stupid?
>>741794413What are you even talking about? I'm trying to help the thread and get bad actors out. Is this gaslighting??? It's not gunna work.
>>741793250kek this image is literally Hollow Knight and Silksong to a T.
>>741794521>>741793712
>>741794521No that does not work. In fact it does the opposite. Not calling people out only leads to thinking they're correct and justified in their misinformed opinions, creating an echochamber where more nitwits come in and shit up the place even more. The solution is to consistently and passionately tell them they're wrong and stupid, and to not let up. Then they either get a clue and change. This is how you keep a community alive and healthy.
>>741794961>get a clue and change*get a clue and change or leave.
>>741793712Shmuptroons got really mad at this kek
Everyone wants to talk about troons but no one wants to talk about shmups.
>>741792692stop trying to get into a genre you clearly don't like insecure retard
>>741794961Are you fucking dumb? "Shmups are rote memorization" is not a genuine opinion by someone uninformed whose mind can be changed, it's pure bait. As long as you indulge these people in any way, shape or form they're gonna return.
>>741793250I know I'm wasting my time doing this but this is how 90% of Celeste levels actually play once you get good at the game and its mechanics. You have a lot of options of varying difficulty to traverse the level at different speeds.
How long until shmup threads will become usable again?
>>741796750When Mork dies and his discord collectively acks
>>741796852I thought EU just uses the stg rev discord, what's wrong with that place
>>741796750Whenever you clear something
>>741796750When the onimai poster finds an identity outside of bombastically shitposting about his shmup hobby. So about the odds of winning the lottery. As it stands he's too easy to bait so people will just fuck with him every thread he shows up in.
>>741797591If you only knew how ironic this post was...
>>741796852Mork doesn't look like that much of an issue nowadays.>>741797528Somehow, I don't think that has helped.>>741797591This one is true though. Granted, the threads were already not doing that well anymore, but onimaifag gave them the coup de grace.
>>741796119It doesn't matter id they're "genuine" or not. The spread disinformation regardless and it needs to be combated. If we don't, clueless newfags who don't know any better will just blindly believe it and never even try, which would be a shame, because anyone can play these games and they'd be much better off for it. I'm trying to help people. If you don't see that, you're either immeasurably stupid or you're being purposefully disingenuous because you don't like what I have to say. In any case, be quiet. You're doing nothing but getting in my way.
>>741797915>Somehow, I don't think that has helpedWell anon, you haven't cleared anything and you're in here whining about someone pretending to be someone else specifically because no one is taking the bait, except you of course, who can't help but fall for it every single time.
>>741797790You can pretend his posts are also bait but doing what he does has clearly become an identity for him, inasmuch as someone can have an identity on this website. You underestimate the ways autism can manifest on here.
>>741798081Your mental retardation is quite frankly astounding...
>>741796750When the ip count comes back
>>741782745Nothing. I fell for the 1cc rabbit hole and burned out on the genre. Now I just play for fun and am happy when or if I get a 1cc. Playing these games like they are jobs or homework isn't the only way you can enjoy them.
>>741798076Not complaining about anyone in specific, but I'm not going to pretend he didn't add fuel to the fire.And no, not everyone who disagrees with you is somebody who has never cleared any game, get over yourself already.
>>741797591>identity outside of bombastically shitposting about his shmup hobbyAnd what would that be, Anon? Because I have yet to find anything in life even half as fulfilling as playing shmups. Getting married? Having kids? Don't make me laugh. Other people are a fucking blight upon my life. They do nothing but inconvenience me. When you find something that's even a quarter as much fun as playing shmups, go ahead and tell me. Until then, however, I'll choose not to believe you, because now I realize how meaningless life would be without them.
Shmups? Clears?
>>741798163You will see things differently when you've been on this site for longer.>>741798389If your hobby and your posting habits on here bring you joy then I'm unironically happy for you.
>>741798352Who said you never cleared a game? You're not playing a game *now*. Or at least not anything interesting enough to discuss, clearly. He's imitated because it gets replies. Just be more interesting than he is, shouldn't be too difficult.
>>741798621>You're not playing a game *now*I am actually
>>741798771Is it The Game
>>741798835Yes
>>741798621>he's not posting on 4chan using Dragon Naturally Speaking™ so he can use his hands to gameYou're the problem here
>>741798621Oh, and by the way, I am 100% NOT him. I only say that because anytime anyone says even the slightest positive thing about him, they're accused of being a samefag. It's sad common sense is so rare on this board nowadays.
why does it feel like /v/ is obsessed with blonde bratty anime girls?
>>741798986They need to be corrected, it's not a /v/ thing only
>>741798568Anon, you're posting an image of onimai. Have some self awareness. We've all become onimai posters.https://youtu.be/NCvNksazjV0
>>741799302He's only posting it because he's attempting to muscle out my Onimai pics and vids by posting them first. Unfortunately for him, I have these things to burn.
>>741782745Clear a real game instead, like a platformer.
>>741799302>>741799483It just felt apropos, I considered posting sakura instead but when in rome
>>741799693Do go on, magical girls are better and shmup-related anyways.
>>741782745If you were rewarded with the prize of sniffing their pantied butts after achieving a 1CC then maybe I would care to do it.
>>741798481Still playing futari. I realized how good point blanking is for the mantises/centipedes for stage 4 so I'm having a bit more fun with the first half of it now. God mode is honestly nuts, it really reminds me of ketsui a lot. I was watching this yesterdayhttps://youtu.be/vKNYJqRYaU0And all the optimizations layered in is honestly incredible. Obviously I'm not gunna do anything like this, I just wanna clear it this time around, but I think I like these types of cave games a lot more than the donpachi games.
>>741792306because he's a dumb tranny
