Did Link marry Malon after his adventures in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
>>741839093no link is a fishfucker
He thinks he did, but he really just fucked another stalfos.
According to me, yes he did.
its so cool how good she stinks
>>741839093Its stated that link from twilight Princess Is a descendant of the hero of Time so he definitely fucked a hylian girl
>>741839093Because in the child timeline, Zelda was royalty, and Link was some rando kid. Malon also hit it off with him easier.>>741839169In the timeline where they met, she died
Yeah, Ruto and Saria became Sages. So it can't be them.
>>741839291 There can be arguments made for Zora queen being Link and Ruto's descendant, and Telma being Nabooru and Link's descendent. Link getting around and siring a bunch of bastards with the Sages is pretty cool. Are there any forest people in Twilight Princess who could possibly be Saria and Link's descendants?
>>741839093Actually he married Cremia.
>>741839093Yeah probably. All evidence points towards it.
The farming and ranch village in TP not only had a new Link be born there but the village also had Epona's name and Epona's Song be passed down as tradition.The Link that got sent back at the end of OoT still had to help Malon get Talon to wake up and go home to the ranch. After finishing up with getting Ganondorf arrested and being giving the Ocarina of Time, Link goes to Lon Lon and ends up being given Epona to search for Navi after she left. After he returns from Termina, he has nowhere to go so going back to Lon Lon with Epona in order to get work and somewhere to sleep is the best choice. Over the years working there, growing up as a teenager with Malon and having Talon talk about him marrying her, Link and Malon fall in love. Eventually they inherit and expand the ranch with a family of there own and ranch hands (and their families); generations later this becomes large enough to be a village in TP.
That depends.How canon do you feel the TP manga to be?
>>741841440Yup its really sweet how much the games hint at it, I think link banged Zelda in other games but hero of Time definitely banged Zelda
>>741841548What happens in the manga?
No, of course not.
>>741843431Link isn't from Ordon.He's actually from some village in the desert I think. After some weird mcguffin I can't remember, he ends up in Ordon half-dead
>>741843470Really don't see how teaching him the song of time is romantic.I mean, the very same Link also apparently got Malon to give him her beloved horse to take out for a spin.
Malonfag thread
>>741841548I choose to believe that the TP manga is canon because Link got kissed at the end.
>>741841440>The farming and ranch village in TP not only had a new Link [headcanon]There's nothing saying he was born there. There's nothing saying Epona and the song were passed down there as tradition.The only part of your entire post that isn't headcanon is that Ordon had a Link and Link got sent to the past in OoT.The only absolute conclusive evidence is that the Hero of Time did not get together with Zelda nor Ruto, because his descendant is both a filthy fucking peasant and not a horrible hybrid abomination.
>>741843627Not only that but he passed down the song that Malon's mother sang to her to his own descendants where TP Link just casually plays it on grass for his horse.
People often use TP Link being a farm boy as evidence that the Hero of Time (Child Timeline) did get together with Malon and TP Link descends from them.There is some vague evidence to support this, Epona's Song is seemingly used like it's been passed down over generations, and what we can probably assume is Epona's descendant responds to it in the same way. Also the Forest/Farm hybrid could also be symbolic of their marriage.Like anything in Zelda, there is nothing direct though, but we do see literal evidence that the Fishing woman at least by trade descends from the Fishing guy from OOT, as she has a photo of him. Just a cameo obviously but more evidence of "TP people are directly descended from OOT ones".
>>741839093more like melon(s)
The Hero of Time ends up as a rustic farmer and his descendant lives in a ranching village, so...
BIG FAT FARMGIRL MILKERS
>>741846214Only based post itt.
Reminder that fish don't have sex.The female lays down a bunch of her caviar, and the male just cums on it.
Fun Fact: Malon is Mario & Peachs Daughter
>>741846607Reminder that isn't how Zora reproduction canonically works and anybody saying otherwise is a secondary tourist that hasn't played MM.
>>741846607>Pic unrelated
I had a random thought just now, imagine if OoT had more enemies like these and if these type of enemies were the most common instead of being rare exceptions you find in only a few places. It would basically be proto-Dark Souls. LOLOLOL!
>>741846607This is likely why they made them sharks in the BOTW era.They do mate directly and carry their babies internally.
>>741848543Except all these enemies are easy as piss once you learn their patterns. Dark souls is far less forgiving with reaction speed.
>>741839093I hate that the first thing I thought of seeing this pic was the goku stare
>>741849359this one?
>>741846607Zora aren't fish.
>>741846214Non-canon.
>>741839093No, he's dead.
When Zelda reset the timeline she left Link right back at the point just prior to the two of them meeting. At that point Link had already met Malon due to seeing her in Hyrule Town so it was probably less painful to be around her as he wouldn't have been constantly reminded of how all the people he met and interacted with in his journey could no longer remember him. Link was left right back where he started at the end of his journey, alone.
>>741839093how the fuck do you marry a woman in 2026? It just doesnt make sense. You have to find a woman who likes to be with you AND who thinks her life can improve with you in it AND thinks she can improve your life? That's 3 moonshots in a row.
>>741839169>tfw No LoZ where Link starts off in a fishing village or along the coast with other Zoras Windwaker doesn't count. The entire world was flooded by that point.
>>741850834just bee urself
>>741843473>actually from some village in the desertIs this implying the Hero of Time got with Nabooru in the manga?
>>741849359>>741849586>waifu wars....changes a girl
>>741850834are you retarded?>You have to find a woman who likes to be with you not that hard, most guys these days are retarded and lazy, doing the literal bare minimum puts you ahead of most other guys, this is true from grooming and washing your hair and clothes all the way to talking like a human, the bar is so fucking low these days>AND who thinks her life can improve with you in it easy, most women these days are also retarded, autistic mentally ill weirdos who think the world is falling. All you have to do is act normal, like your dad did, downplay her fears, and think rationally and she will see you as uber-confident in the face of impending doom. This doom is all in her mind, so, slowly normalise her and groom her into being normal herself, not only will she think you are helping her, she will actively see life improving with you>AND thinks she can improve your life?this is a myth of the idea women like bad boys to fix, you dont want that kind of woman (used goods), most women worth marriage want stable men who dont need maintenance. whats crazy to me is how low the bar is on both sides for zoomers, yet, all they do is whine and complain.men have it harder, though, if you reject whores whos body count is more than their age, let alone 5% of their age.
the normie got triggereddont you have work in a few hours? lol
>>741839093I am milk
I need a milk-drinking farmwife to sing to me.
>>741852553These arms are the result of daily milkings.
Link's love interest is always Zelda.Every single game is the same plot. Ganon is threatening Hyrule. Zelda is in danger. Link defeats Ganon, saves Zelda, and they live happily ever after (romantically).
>>741839291I never got how Twilight Princess could be the same world as Ocarina of Time when Death Mountain and Zora's Domain are switched around.
>>741857854Nah there are some who are definitely hinted as couple but others arent even close friends like twilight Princess Zelda
>>741839093There's something really compelling about this image despite it giving off Yes Chad vibes. Is it really just the big tits?
>>741858242>Is it really just the big tits?
>>741850003The N64 ones looked way bigger
>>741858242That and the Goku stare
settle down malonfag
>>741854843cremia thread is 2 blocks down anon
Farm girl > fish girl > princess girl > forest girl
>>741857854Zelinktranny are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay tranny?
>>741860737>t. malonfag
>>741860898Zelinktranny are you okay?Would you tell us if you're okay?
>>741861012>t. malonfag
>>741839093I wish to milk her...
>>741858049Depends on which version of the game. The Wii version of TP made Link right-handed by mirroring the entire world.
>>741846607Not all fish spawn and Zora are specifically shown to have internal fertilization followed by egg-laying in Majora's Mask. This is literally how sharks reproduce, they fertilize internally and then lay eggs. The "Zora spawn so you'd have to cum on their eggs" shit is a lame meme made by people that haven't played the games and saw that either that episode of Magic School Bus or Futurama growing up.
>>741852553>the little hero's dick is mine, farm girl
ENTER
>>741862575>Acts like a total fucking schizo>Disappears from the story
>>741839169absolutely mirin those traps and shoulder frame, early 2027 goals
>>741848812>Except all these enemies are easy as piss once you learn their patternsEvery enemy in every game is easy as piss once you learn their pattern.video very much relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cE-2nFhKpo
>>741862095 Swimmer arms>>741852553 Milker arms
>>741839169where are her nipplesthat should disqualify her from the discussion immediately, why the fuck is everyone ok with this, she has no fucking nipples, completely worthless
>>741844220Seethe harder, zelda tranny
>>741866229>t. malonfag
my headcanon is that Link in OOT is an incel
>>741866486>incelOOT Link is a literal child.
>>741857854>Link's love interest is always Zelda.lol couldn't be further from the truth in most games he has no romantic interest in zelda whatsoever which is why skyward sword was such a big deal for the shiphe had more chemistry with midna in one game than he does with zelda in like half of them
>>741866486...except that he's capable, attractive, and highly motivated?
>>741839093Yes, she's a rather unique character that had so little presence in the game, it was odd.
>>741862796do they just stay at the indian guy's house or do they ever go back to ordon
>>741867681They're back in Ordon in the end credits.
>>741867602There's a theory that adult Malon was only included relatively late in development and she originally had an even smaller role, because she's the only adult character in the game with no official art. There's official art of Cremia from when Majora's Mask came out, but nothing of adult Malon from OOT. Even the big OOT leak didn't have official art of her, just child Malon.
>>741867370just like truecels
>>741869112Now that I think about it, was there even any other child NPC that got an adult form in OoT besides Zelda and Ruto?
>>741850738Kinda fucked up
>>741850738I did not think of it that way. Makes perfect sense actually.
>>741850834You're putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>741852940Im at work taking a shit as I post this, anon
>>741848812>Except all these enemies are easy as piss once you learn their patternsSo literally Dark Souls.
>>7418591761st vidya fap
>>741863457>Every enemy in every game is easy as piss once you learn their pattern.Except enemies in beat em ups and shit like ninja gaiden, even if you know their patterns there's so many of those fuckers on screen and their AI is so aggressive you're getting raped anyway.
>>741839093Prolly did and you know what? I wouldve too if I was Link.
>>741839093>checks no one is watching and then kneels to link why is she so submissive? idgi
>>741858049Weak bait at is but you're definitely hovering in the right direction. Consider adding more layers of blatent retardation to antagonize more.
>>741870937You know Ingo fucked her like that, pushing her face down into horse shit.
They're a perfect match, if you ask me.
>>741862095Holy Shit! It’s one of Frieza’s Forms!
>>741871383Good thing I didn't ask you
>>741867602Edit any of the young Zelda girls over your pic related @Grok
>>741869767There's like 5 child npcs that aren't kokiri in the entire game.>Malon, Zelda, Ruto, yellow shirt girl, graveyard kidThe named 3 get adult models, and maybe graveyard kid becomes the poe salesman.
>>741839093Does OOT Hyrule even recognise the concept of marriage.>RutoThat was a zora-exclusive tradition of passing the crown jewel to the next king-to-be, rather than trading vows. >Kafei and AnjuNot Hyrule>the -sons in BotWRebooted continuity with all new lore. It also ends up played off more as a company business event than holy matrimony.
>>741871175
>>741869998It'd also explain how he already had Epona again by MM
>>741840861>Link getting around and siring a bunch of bastards with the Sages is pretty cool.He didn't need to get around doing it. Think about it: Every time you travel back to the future in OoT, he spends 7 years in a coma in the sacred realm, with all the sages you've rescued up to that point right there next to his unconscious body.And no one there has anything to do and nowhere to go, for 7 years...And they have to strip him to get him into his adult sized clothes as he grows...
>>741873980>Does OOT Hyrule even recognise the concept of marriage.
>>741858049the zora domain from ocarina is around where those triangles are on the twilight map, south of kakariko. they relocated further north somewhere up stream between the two games
>>741875880Waiter, my pasta has gone stale.
>>741875880Goodnight anon!It’s the Afternoon for me in my time zone
>>741874605>YES
>>741875880Anon it's been 20 years. Malonfag is dead. Humans are fighting against the Eternal Space Technarcate. You have to let go.
>>741844145>t: Zelinkcuck post
I DEMAND Malon and Zelda being drawn like the Jotaro and Dio walking encounter
>>741878916>t. malonfag
>>741839093It's the best guess since TP Link (game version) is a farm boy who knows Epona's song, but Zelda also would work given all we know for sure. Him never having gotten with anyone also works, especially given how traumatic of a childhood he had.
For me it's that fanfic where Malon's ghost shows up to take the Hero's Shade with her after he passes the final sword skill onto Link
>>741879285Also make Link stand in front of them both
>>741839093>>741839169Malon and Ruto make the most sense if you really think about it.>SariaForever a child and the whole theme between her and Link is just that it won't ever really work out between them. I know this is the uooooohhhh cunny board but it just doesn't seem like it'd work out really.>ZeldaFull blown princess in a traditional sense, Link got sent back and she'd have no memory of everything he did and what they did together as adults. Link in this timeline is just a kid that told her Ganondorf was up to no good, he wouldn't have the clout to convince the King of Hyrule to let them marry even if there were something going on between them.>NabooruThere's not really much of a reason for him to even seek out Nabooru, and if he tried he'd probably just get captured by the lower-ranking Gerudo before he could ever see her. Even if he could see her, she'd just view him as some Hylian at that point and not the guy that tried to help her steal something and then became a full-blown hero.Compare that to>MalonFarm girl so they're basically the same status, is shown to have a kind of crush on Link even as a kid, wants to be "swept off her feet by a knight" which child timeline Link actually becomes as evidenced by Twilight Princess, the game that also has a lot of hints they might have gotten together.>RutoLink would still need to save her from Jabu Jabu and as such she'd still go full fuck me mode for him, and it's a Zora custom where the princess can actually choose her husband via the Zora's Sapphire. Link is very unreceptive to her advances in the game, but he could easily have a change of heart if he got older, and Twilight Princess hints that they actually might have banged at some point with Rutela's weird golden hair things that no other Zora has in any of the games.
>>741869112That's a lie though. Originally there was an entire scene planned where you would save her from the farm with Epona after Ingo went nuts and tried burning it down according to Miyamoto and Zelinktranny thinks that Zelda won in this game.
>>741839169WTF, cover those boobs up with fins right rucking now
>>741840935termina stopped existing when Link went home
>>741881343Not true.
>>741881343I doubt that. It clearly existed long before he arrived there so I doubt it went away after he left.
>>741881343Termina was never real in the first place, just like the whale dream
Malon? more like melon, haha
>>741840861>Are there any forest people in Twilight Princess who could possibly be Saria and Link's descendants?Nope, just monke.
>>741882828
>>741840861Bro, Saria is a permanent 9 year old fairykin thing, she can't reproduce
>>741883086Not with THAT attitude
>>741858049Because Aonuma doesn’t give a fuck. I have serious doubts he ever did about this and just slotted in shit that seemed like it was cool at the time. Anyway give me the fucking bombchu lady.
>>741882759Termina is strictly speaking a parallel universe. Like one from the many worlds theory. It's as real as Hyrule is.It's also sort of a dream world of their creation though. See it that the combined inner mind of Link, Skull Kid and the Happy Mask man act as coordinates that point them directly that that world.That's actually how they think multiversal travel might work if it ever happened. Going somewhere specific in infinity would be very difficult, but using actual mind's consciousness (Or better yet, a very advanced AI) to essentially dream it up and pinpoint it allows for it to be located as a match in that image.
>>741839093Yes. That's why tp link is BORN with the full triforce of courage, unlike every other link which had to earn it. That's also why he knows epona's song. It's also why he lives in the woods. In FaRON woods. Guess what that is in japanese, FaLON. Link and Malon settled in the woods and established the new falon region.>thats cute but thats bullshitThe tp translation is FUCKED. This is well known. It's so bad that the DEGU toad, meaning big toad, was translated as DEKU toad. So that boss for us is now the DEKU toad due to a mistranslation. And Falon is Faron.
>>741839093Definitively.
I just realized that if post-OoT Link married Malon, she never got to experience being heroically saved by her knight in shining armor and instead just got arranged by her dad with some weird kid who came to the farm.
>>741883745Maybe Ingo still pulled some shit in the new timeline
>>741883290this is such a weird idea that retards have and i dont understand it>they do the story last so it means it doesnt matter and they dont care!when does the story matter then, when its the first thing they come up with? its all corporate fan fiction regardless of when its written. when you write the story first, you are limited to the story. when you make the game first, you arent limited by the story. its not ANY less important nor is it an afterthought. those conversations about plots and timelines happen regardless of when the story is written, so if aonuma writes a cool pirate story and then thinks about where it fits and chooses the adult timeline from ocarina, that would not change if the story came first or last.its the same shit when it comes to canon and dragon ball. toriyama was so particular about his manga and only his manga alone being canon that its genuinely mind boggling that people insist dragon ball has no canon and that everything is just some tumultuous mess by design. people see a fire raining from the sky and start crying its too cold and its like, are you actually retarded? how do you come to the OPPOSITE conclusion with the provided fucking information?
>>741883375Yeah there just happens to be a real parallel world populated almost entirely by slightly different versions of people Link knows where he's forced to relive the trauma of going back in time and having everyone forget him over and over. Lmao.
>>741884341Yeah, a real parallel world with its own history and mythos without your le trauma headcanon.
>>741883745>she never got to experience being heroically saved by her knight in shining armoryou seem confused. that was her CHILDHOOD wish. thats what she wanted DURING that peaceful time. link coming in, sword in hand, having just vanquished some monsters (king dodongo and fish aids still needed to be killed), is exactly her perfect man.even just being armed and knowing to fight wouldve been enough
>>741883745>>741884596You fags are just ignoring the fact that they hit it off before Link even made it to Hyrule Castle.
>>741884341It sounds absurdly unlikely, but if there are infinite worlds, then that absurdly low number times infinity is still infinity.Think of the craziest world you possibly can. Not only would it exist in a multiverse, but there would be no end to them.
>>741884556It's a fake world with a fake history born from Link's memories being manifested into reality by an extremely powerful magical entity. It's not the first or last Zelda game where this happened.
>>741873234I remember the graveyard kid but not a yellow shirt girl
>>741884829A fake world and history where Skullkid just so happens to go back and forth to long before Link ever arrives.
>>741873234graveyard kid canonically dies. im not sure why but either aonuma or iwata at one point said the graveyard kid gets killed by monsters or becomes a stalchild but it was too dark to add. and the poe salesman is the fucking guard who was there whos like, "hey wouldnt the world be better if everything fucking sucked?"
>>741883745Well she didn't marry just a random guy. HoT must have done a lot of heroic stuff later in his life still post-Majora, seeing how he's still revered in Hyrule by the time of TP.
termina is just another region and the npcs are due to the short time they had to work with it. i wish people would stop thinking its yet another dream world>>741885205revered by little gods because he was the chosen hero of time, not because of his actions
>>741885205He's revered by a bunch of god-like beings but no one else seems to really know about him do they?
>>741883745Didn’t he become a knight anyway?
>>741885403>no one else seems to really know about himWell, no? The Gorons do. In fact they regarded him cool enough to safeguard his bow in their mines.
>>741885430we dont know that. if he died and became a stalfos, then his stalfos form is the reason why he's wearing that weird armor and is huge. he couldve been a frail old man or something before he died unless its ever specified he definitely died in that armor. OH, hey, they added twilight princess stuff to ocarina of time 3d, so its actually possible they might try to add in whatever that armor came from into the remake
>>741885740Couldn’t he have become a knight and then a skelly?
>>741885740I'm going to be annoyed if Twilight Princess or at least the timeline shit in general isn't acknowledged somehow in the remake.
>>741885019The space of "Termina" is extremely maleable and was shaped by Link's arrival. This is made extremely obvious in the moon child sequence where Link is inexplicably teleported into an isolated paradise where little boys wearing masks of the boxes outright say l, "BOY IT SURE DOES SUCK THAT ALL YOUR EFFORTS WERE UNMADE AND NOBODY REMEMBERS YOU, HUH?"
>>741886008Some are theorizing the remake will actually be the "Downfall" timeline, and somehow created by the time travel of the N64 version. Not that it's ve Link losing but it'll be reconnected as some alternate branch that leads to Alttp.I think it mostly stems from Link seemingly having the Triforce of Courage at the beginning.
>>741886347Yeah but they were just talking about the groundhog day thing, not the world not actually existing.
>>741885890sure but then you have to explain what kingdom that weird exotic armor belonged to. might be better to just let it be stalfos armor. also, if he became a stalfos, it means he had to die AGAIN to actually free his spirit>>741886008im going to be annoyed if they do. but youll probably win. i want it kept to itself with its original intentions, not being reworked to fit new lore. either way, they ALREADY did this for the 3d game so i expect a hell of a lot more for the remake expect a VERY twilight princess inspired everything when it comes to the sages
>>741858049>I never got how Wind Waker could be the same world as Ocarina of Time when the world was flooded. That wasn't the case in OcarinaShit changes man. If the devs wanted something in a different place then that's what they did, it doesn't suddenly mean the game isn't related to the game the devs outright said it was. The Twilight Realm for example is basically just the Dark World, but it looks aesthetically different because that's just what they did, different aesthetics.
>>741886443>Some are theorizing the remake will actually be the "Downfall" timelinebut the original game had all 3 so what sense does that make?>adult timelinelink plays the ocarina and then vanquishes ganondorf and leaves, leaving the adult timeline safe for now but without the spirit of the hero>new child timelinezelda plays the ocarina and sends link to a new child timeline where he is still early enough to provide evidence of ganondorf's betrayal and get him arrested, leading to the events of twilight princess>original child timeline (DOWNFALL)link is gone because he is in a different child timeline. this child timeline still has ganondorf on the loose with the triforce of power and no hero to stop himthey CANT make the remake be the downfall timeline where link dies because link never dies for that timeline and it happens regardless because zelda split the timelines
>>741886517>sure but then you have to explain what kingdom that weird exotic armor belonged toWhy do you need to? Seems like unnecessary reasoning, you can easily hand wave it and say it was still Hyrule knight armor and shrug and move on. It wouldn’t be the first time things awkwardly didn’t match up.
>>741886517What did they add to 3D? I don't remember anything like that.
>>741887219did you somehow miss the image?
>>741887406Yeah but what does adding fancy weird spires to the magic bridge have to do with TP?
741887573i thought you were actually asking but youre just baiting
>>741886963>original child timeline (DOWNFALL)>ink is gone because he is in a different child timeline. Anon, what, no? The first child timeline IS the adult timeline. The only thing that changed is that Link was asleep for 7 years. He did not create another timeline after he pulled out the master sword.
>>741881343Source?Something directly from the game that states this?
>>741886517>expect a VERY twilight princess inspired everything when it comes to the sagesThat would be the smart thing to do to connect the games better, but I have a feeling you're gonna see furfag Rauru in the game instead, it wont make sense, but I have a feeling they're gonna staple the game to the nuLore as hard as they can. It's gonna be fucked.
>>741887720Bro you can't just ramble all over the place and then get mad when someone gets confused by your ranting lol. Please explain, I don't have the level of autism to remember what every single little pattern and detail refers to elsewhere in the series.
>>741887819link created two focal points by playing the ocarina of time. you use the sword to go back and forth but its still time travel.you think its the natural progression of time but youre thinking about it wrong. the adult timeline is essentially a "what if" future to the baseline that is the original child timeline. link TRAVELS TO A POSSIBLE FUTURE WITH THE OCARINA OF TIME and is held in stasis and aged up, but he still goes FORWARD. THAT possible future is saved and becomes wind waker. he saved the future but his present is still fucked. thats why the original child timeline gets fucked when zelda sends link to a new one. THAT baseline timeline is left without a hero to stop the bad guy in a possible future
>>741886517>you have to explain what kingdom that weird exotic armor belonged to>exoticIt's got a bunch of Sheikah style cravings on it.He was probably part of the Royal Guard.
>>741888703>Sheikahyou blind nigga? if anything its vaguely gerudo-y
>>741888703I wanna know how he lost the eye. Did he get Godwinson'd?
>>741888830>become stalfos>join monster army against his will>gets shot in the eye by some nameless soldier>now stuck as a giant one eyed skeleton ghostAND he has no penis.
>>741839169>nakedWTF BRO! isnt zelda a kids game?!!??1? reported
>>741888562>he saved the future but his present is still fucked??? Yes the present is fucked until Link comes back 7 years later and stops Ganon? It's the same fucking timeline. Your schizobabble makes no sense.
>>741888830He lost the eye subduing Ganondorf without the Master Sword
>>741889304I too wish that Hero's Purpose was canonBecause it's kino
>>741889485idk what you're talking about I just talked out of my ass.
>>741888830>I wanna know how he lost the eye.Horrible coat hanger accident.
>>741889162Its a POSSIBLE future for the present. Saving the future does nothing for the present if thigs change in the present. Link being GONE means no link is sleeping in stasis. how do you not understand this?
If fish isn't present, Malon.>BotW had not one but TWO love fish interests, one of which that unironically won
>>741890073>if things change in the present>Link being GONE means no link is sleeping in stasisBut things did not change in the present? Link was sent back after he came out of statis and saved the world. You're complicating this whole thing for no reason.
>>741890304I still can't believe that Nintendo made Mipha canonically a literal groomer and no one cares about it.
>>741839093Koizumi made THIS?
>>741852553>>741862095KEKAROOOOOOO!!!
>>741890304things did change. link was gone. link was sent to an alternate present. the future is NOT the future, only a possible future. he saved A future. That future could only come to pass if link enters stasis and ages up. Since he was sent away, link is no longer around to enter stasis and age up. Link is GONE from the present and can no longer save the future, resulting in a timeline whether the world suffers under ganons rule.youre looking at the future like THAT is the present, making the past rock solid and unalterable, but its not
>>741886517I remember people were hating on the new bridge but I liked it. now that I'm looking at it 10 years later it looks like something straight from kingdom hearts.
>>741886478But that's just it, how can they know? The bosses reset too. It's the land itself speaking to him. And it's not just talking about the Termina resets.
>>741886347Are you on shrooms? Did you get that headcanon from a shroom trip?
>>741885341>not because of his actions
>>741885341>revered by little gods because he was the chosen hero of time, not because of his actions
>>741852553>tfw she spots Bejita kissing Gigi
>>741888703>It's got a bunch of Sheikah style cravings on it.No it doesn't you crackhead.
>>741852553>>741862095*CRUNCH*
>>741839093No, he marrie me.
>>741892991Zelda won the linkbowl/thread
>>741890262It's genuinely funny as fuck how Zora girls keep falling for human men. You'd think Nintendo would just keep it to the Gerudo but no, there are two races that are constantly falling for them.
>saying “/thread” to your own post
>>741892991I knew there was a reason I still came here
>>741893990>Zelda won the ACKDo you see? Do you FUCKING SEE?
>>741894084Yeah because I’m ending the threadZelda won again btw/thread
>>741894170I see that Zelda won the linkbowlYes/thread
Current year Zelda friendzoned Link and Mipha is waiting in the afterlife.
Great Fairies won the Link bowl, they molest him as they please.
Zelda won the linkbowlBoth Malonfag and the fish cunts lost
>>741892991lmao
>/dbs/ destroyed the last remnants of sanity in the Zelinkfag’s mindThis timeline is truly strange.
>>741894894You can tell he's mad because our FUARKING HEROES have reduced him to spamming now, KEKAROO!
>>741892991
>>741894990Your /dbs/ threads are OWNED by GigiZelda will forever be the canon lover of Link
>>741890490Piss, meant for>>741890262
>>741896312The Master Sword did it years before her so it's hardly a shocking new concept in this series.
>>741896528And Nabooru did it even before that. She forced young Link to crawl through her hole.
>>741896725Link gets kidnapped by Fi before he meets Nabooru.
Link got groomed by a tree in Oracle of Ages.
>>741897019It's more like Link groomed her.
>>741895281>Zelinkfag also supports tranny avatarfaggingOwari da.
>>741897332Noticed.
>>741897019Be honest /v/Would you?
Link raped this
>>741852553>>741862095>>741892991looooooooooooool
>>741883745This dialogue refers to a cut section where ingo burns down lon lon ranch and link escapes with malon on epona (this even made it into the OOT manga)In the final game it's shortened to simply stealing epona from ingo which makes him crash out and become timid again, then malon takes over the ranch
>>741862095You forgot and left the reticle in
>>741897490What even happened to non-sage child timeline Saria? Link just fucked off and never talked to her again?
>>741899152>Link just fucked off and never talked to her again?Yeah pretty much. He still got blamed for the death of the Deku Tree and Zelda kinda robbed him of that closure he got when he went back as an adult.
>>741899152They probably had the same encounter on the bridge except this time Link never returned.
>>741897332Gigi will forever be the canon lover of BejitaJust like how Zelda is the canon lover of Link.BOOM any further points/rebuttals are concessions and or [HEADCANON]
>>741862575Twilight princess is completely saved from obscurity by midna.
>>741899330>They probably had the same encounter on the bridge except this time Link never returned.I choose to say this is bullshit
>>741862575It’s funny that the game had such a pushed romantic partner and she immediately got dumped by almost everyone.
>>741900902she became used goods. shes rape meat. when a woman is raped she bonds with her rapist so shes completely ruined for anyone except "her rapist"
>>741900902TP feels very rushed. They just kinda throw her quest into the story right at the end and of course Ganondorf infamously stealing the show.
>>741901383oh yeah sheik would be the type of character that'd attract that kind of rape victim discourse
are we all on the same page in understanding that this game is going is getting the same treatment as star fox just did? same game, just with the soul sucked out
>>741901252It’s definitely rushed. The e3 showcase was just a video, they didn’t have anything yet. The game lucked out with Midna and the power of hindsight boosting it.
>>741901383i love traps. i love femboys. i love cock. i love cum. i love anal. im literally wearing an inverted chastity cage and i masturbate anal-only.i never ONCE thought shiek was a guy and then had gay thoughts about shiek or even straight thoughts about a trap or futa shiek. its zelda. shes making her eyes red and hair blonde with magic. its a woman. her sweaty tits are bound tight while her musky pits soak her bindings but shes still a woman and always was.if you subscribe to the male shiek thing you are LITERALLY gayer than me
>>741844220>t. tp manga fan
>>741881343bro Darmani is carved into Goron Mt Rushmore in BotW
>>741901806not even slightly. we are all in agreement this is a reimagining that will recontextualize the original and expand upon it.example:>3ds remasterjust updated visuals but the same basic game with very few changes>a star fox situationthat would be the exact same game again with updated visuals and added cutscenes>an expanded star foxso this would be the same game but with altered maps to make them look fuller or just in a different scale. so kokiri forest would be identical in every way except buildings and locations will be different and look different but the same npcs and same story and same progression and everything.>what WILL happenit will basically be a new game. changed everything. levels, designs, npcs, events, story, everything is going to be changed. it would not surprise me if this is the next mainline zelda. yes a remake, but massively altered and massively expanded so its a new game for a new generation. this game is for the kids, star fox is for us
>>741902191botw is as canon as hyrule warriors
>>741901845zelda would use magic to turn into a flexible femboy so she could suck her own dick
>>741902343i liked botw and totk but i cant even bring myself to include them as part of the franchise. i literally headcanon the cdi games coming on the heels of zelda 2 and i cant imagine botw in the franchise. i never thought about it before but i agree its as canon as hyrule warriors. its just its own thing somewhere off in the distance and i want NONE of it to touch the remake
>>741902507nah, nah. I see totkniggers trying to argue that Hyrule was founded by (zonia) Rauru still
>>741900902Even the grannies that made the manga adaptation hated her so much. They used her as NTRbait and shacked her up with Shad at the end.
>>741902606>RauruThe town, the sage or the goat man?
>>741902293What gives you this confidence in it being a full expansion?If it were announced for next year, I'd be inclined to agreeBut it's supposedly coming out this year, introduced with less than half of 2026 to go, and all we have is a minute of the opening cinematicAfter Star Fox was shown to literally be its 64 incarnation with a very fresh coat of paint, and given the very limited amount of time to show it off / release it, I feel like it's inevitable it'll be another 3D Remaster
>>741901252Ganondorf was referenced after the third dungeon and explicitly shown after the fourth.
>>741903353Zonai Rauru.As in, there is an honest-to-god cohort of Zelda fans who believe Hyrule -- those ORIGINAL Hyrule -- was founded by goatman.
>>741852553>>741862095>>741892991Das it mayne.
>>741892991Kek, I knew these threads were still worthwhile.
>>741892991Oof… Gonna need a fairy for that one.
>>741903363Star Fox fags forgetting their place again.Need another reminder of who's on the marquee
>>741852553>>741862095>>741892991Actually embarrassing postsImagine seething this hard over Zelink supremacy None of you won the linkbowl
>>741839093No, the "proof" people have for this is retarded. I like Malon, she was always my favourite, but I hate the way a tiny but obnoxious section of her fanbase talks about OoT/Zelda.
>>741907592t. Zelda tranny
>>741907760>t: malonfagcuck
Why do OoT Link's genes spawn nothing but chads?
>>741892991>>741862095>>741852553I hate dbspics so goddamn much. They are the worst fucking thing on /a/, the worst of the shitty constant shonen generals by far.
>>741839093It's heavily implied yes
>>741908026just be grateful the ganoncuck and dbspic posters haven't joined forces yet
>>741903363well for 1, and this is the ONLY thing that really matters, this remake has been leaked in advance and its been known to be in the works for at least 6 years and that it has a MASSIVE budget. those same leakers said we'd see it in the direct and even leaked the date of the direct.so given THAT, we know whats up. the rest comes from nintendo themselves calling it a "FULL REMAKE" and insisting on saying it will be "REBORN"
finally a better thread than the ai slop zelda girls thread
>>741910541You know what this means? Considering we’re in the era where Zelda/Link is the only thing that matters, we’re probably going to get a ton of extra romance stuff for them and probably clarification for the Hero’s Shade too. Screencap this post, I’m calling it right now. It’ll be the final nail in the coffin for farmgirlfags.
>>741908024Good breeding.
>>741894016You mean hylian men?
>>741911232farmgirl is the only one that makes sense. link was born with the triforce of courage. hes not related to princess zelda. oot link could not ever end up or fall in love with zelda
>>741852553ORE WA RINKU WAIFU'DA
>>741873992Mario... stop that shit right now!
>>741908026ThisAs a HunterGOD and a Zelinker they are shit as well
>>741908026you gay nigga that shit is funny as fuck
>>741912035Don’t lose your head when it happens. Prepare yourself. This is the era of LoZ we’re in.
Screencap this postWhen the OOT remake comes out I demand all of you malonfags to kneel and praise ZelinkCHADs when it's confirmed that Link is canonically Zelda's lover
>Link can't talk>Multiple older ladies giving him his "first" blowjob>He doesn't correct them
>>741908026
>>741912927you might be too young or too stupid or too shitposty to realize this but every link and zelda is different and they all fuck different people depending on the game. oot link isnt a zelink so he wont be forced into some romance with zelda. we especially just got 2 games of that so theyre moving on. every time zelink gets boring they give link someone else. thats why tp isnt zelink
>>741910541Wrong, that was just the american bad translation. Nintendo made them change that and REMOVE "full remake".Go ahead, look on the website now for proof.
>>741891730I prefer the old bridge because it reminds me of Dragon Quest 1, one of my favorite RPGs. In that game, the descendant of Loto conjured a rainbow bridge to gain entry into Charlock Castle and defeat the Dragonlord.
>>741913515I’m neither, I’m realistic here. They haven’t had a secondary girl since TP. This is how things are now.
>>741858049i'm sick of open worlds. i want>hub/middle connecting area>entrace and pre-liminary zone to new zone>hallway section>new zone proper
>>741913591it was removed the instant it hit social media because it was mistakenly added too soon. its gone now because of that. its supposed to be a surprise, hence why they showed nothing yet
>>741913751botw had mipha if you forgot. the only reason that link is with zelda is because his fishhead wife died saar
>>741858049It bugs the shit out of me that in totk/botw death mountain is nowhere near kakariko villiage, since then being neighbours was a major plot point in TP and a minor one in OoT
>>741913890Nuclear cope
>>741913837I just want some dungeons that aren't horrifically half assed like Tears were. And no I don't count BOTW's 4 cookie cutter animals with 4 cookie cutter ganon fights to be "dungeons" at all.
>>741914257Nintendo doesn't take the timeline half as seriously as the fans do.
Malon's big hylian honkers with torpedo nipples Link is a lucky man
>>741914623I don't expect them to give that much of a shit about continuity as far as having each game's plot and lore totally beholden to the previous games story but I'd at least like Hyrule to be slightly more consistent with major locations not suddenly being in a completely different place relative to other major plot set pieces. I guess that ship had already sailed even by TP though with the temple of time being nowhere near castle townI don't know the ALTTP map that well but no doubt OoT's layout completely ignored it as well
>>741914623they care even more. you just think they dont because they didnt follow YOUR fan fiction
It's not the same hyrule castle guys. The OoT one was tiny, the TP one is collosal, and it's been hundreds of years.
>>741914623They used the timeline specifically to make >the first game in the timeline! (Skyward sword)>the last game in the timeline! (Botw)And they stopped paying attention after that and went back to letting their devs fuck around with whatever nonsense they wanted as seen by the zonai or whatever the fuck from tears of the kingdom
>>741915301who the fuck even said anything about that?
>>741915123>the temple of time being nowhere near castle townThat makes absolute sense imo, remember that Ganondorf totally knew what the fuck was up in OOT, he knew about the Temple being the gate to the sacred realm, he knew about the spiritual stones, he had a plan. After he was ratted out by kid Link, it seems pretty obvious that the entire system would have been scrapped. No more ToT in public, put that shit out in the middle of nowhere, no more spiritual stones. Keep in mind Link being sent back to the past also split the triforce into its pieces by default. Link coming back with the courage piece would have immediately split it. The remaining pieces then seemingly found their most worthy holders in due time. Zelda would have gotten wisdom eventually, and Ganondorf got his during the "divine prank" moment. The triforce was no longer whole, Ganondorf was sent to Twilight with his piece, and Zelda and Link passed theirs down via blood. By Twilight Princess it seems like Link and Zelda just have their pieces innately.
>>741858049They mirrored the wii version so Link would be right handed, GameCube was the unmirrored original
>>741915509>and she was a good friend
>>741915453It's too bad because there's a lot of potential in fleshing out the cosmology and theology of Hyrule, as the fans have proven.
>>741916292The coolest story in the franchise is what happened when things actually were connected and they gave a shit about it. OoT>MM>WW>TP.
I remember walking down to the city at night and hearing Malon sing. That was absolute cinema.
>>741908026spic website. Get used to it.
>>741916557>young girl on the cusp of puberty>only man around is her lazy dad who doesnt wake up no matter what you do unless a cucco crowsi wonder how many times she pulled his cock out of his pants just to sniff it, and lick it, before getting brave enough for more
>>741916525The timeline was created to explain why wind waker and twilight princess were like they were, and then it was used for skyward sword and botw and its not going to be used again because it changes every time a new game is made. Nintendo guaranteed is not going to pull a final fantasy 7 remake and create another several timelines out of the ocarina of time remake.
>>741916641Kill yourself /dbs/cuckYour general will never be funny ever
>>741916717There are enough farmboys her age, grandpa.
>>741917158there are precisely zero. daddy's thick hairy uncut cock, momma's favorite, is all she's got
>>741916525Ocarina of Time is a generational and historically significant game that set the standard for 3D action games, and its influence is apparent even in games being released today, nearly thirty years later. But in my humble opinion, the award for "coolest story in the franchise" has to go to Majora's Mask.
>>741916830>The timeline was created to explain why wind waker and twilight princess were like they werethe timeline was created from like zelda 2 you actual retard. they werent split before oot, but that was established with oot and not at some point afterwards.
This thread reeks of cow shit and toxic shipping wars. The real ending is whatever happened in your heart.
>>741839093The timeline robbed Link of this.Never forgive, never forget.
>>741916641Also Pintar can go fucking die too
>>741917406Hi zelinktranny.You will never ever have this full picture.
>>741917406This thread has actually been surprisingly rich in discussion about the games!
>>741839093Maybe originally, but the series since then have made it explicit canon that Link and Zelda are literally soul mates destined for each other no matter the incarnation. So all Link's previous love interests like Marin and Ilia are now required to get cucked by Zelda at some point after the game ends.
>>741917097Okay clipped dick bald retard that's nice. Maybe instead of getting mad at silly jokes you should direct your anger at the Muslim Chad fucking your ass raw (you won't that would require being a man)
>>741917645End your life cunt/dbs/ will never be good
>>741917578Wrong, fucko.
Reminder the /dbs/ shitter has admitted numerous times over the past several months that he's one of the biggest shitposters in the zelda threads.He's one of the main reasons the threads went to shit (along with zelinktranny returning and malonfag being a retarded lolcow)Do not reply to him, please.
>>741917832There’s at least 4 or 5 anons that post Zelda or Zelda/link stuff. But there’s only one or two psychotic ritual posting malonfags. People just don’t care about the other girls in 2026.
>>741917804I'd tell you to end your life but you're a white loser seething on 4chan it's effectively over and you're here crying to anyone trying to engage in actual gameplay or good humorNasty little foreskinless demon.
>>741917578This. 2007 is long past >b-but Miphadon’t pretend like the fucking fish ever have any chance
>sariafagsMost chill. Don’t bother anyone>M fagsPretty legit people. Medli bros in particular are nice>shopkeeperslutfaggotsThe most niche. Never had a problem>zelda protectorsSimply post Zelda pictures or link and her hugging. Not psychotic >zelink postersDepends on the game. But most are cool. >zelinktranny baiter Solely exists to bait the psychotic malonfaggot>malonenjoyerMostly normal. Just posts gif of Malon singing occasionally. Can be annoying due to ritual posting>Loli Zelda/shota link :) poster Has been ritual posting for years. Mostly keeps to his own thread but occasionally posts in the main threads then leaves>psychotic malonfaggot shitposterHas made it his mission to destroy every Zelda thread possible and makes them solely about shipping wars. Ritually posts t. Zelinktranny etc etc>zelinkOPMostly retired. Nobody knows what his ultimate goal is. >ericA nigger>acfagStill a nigger>barryNigger
>>741917832Threads aren’t ever going to be good again. Schizos never leave.
>>741918218Forgot to mention fishfags. They are okay in my book but the fujoshi sidonniggers are unbearable.
>Zelink cucks have to make up imaginary ops for their imaginary ship that has had zero traction in any game other than skyward swordLmao
>>741918291Nobody cares about your imaginary shipping war.
>>741917958>white loserI'm from Venezuela and I'm not white first off>seething and cryingI'm not though
>>741918381All this shitposting and "waifu wars" made me curious what happened.This is the thread that started it all:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101A normal comfy Saturday Zelda Girls thread, then Zelinktranny appears for the first time in months with his trip on and posts this: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101/#q736471014Then the thread devolves into Zelink shitposting that dies down overnight.Finally malonfag posts his infamous sage here:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101/#q736477165Zelinktranny throws a huge melty and shits up the Malon thread next Wednesday in retaliation. Malonfag fights back and flamewars and waifuwars started up.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736638934So in conclusion, zelinktranny throws a melty that his thread got saged, and malonfag is a retard for engaging with him, despite saying he wouldn't. Malonfag is also not innocent in this as he tried forcing Malon threads despite knowing it would risk mods starting to delete threads just because he didn't like any Zelda Girl threads that had Princess Zelda in it.
I was 13 when OoT came out and I've played it many times. I'm replaying the game now and for the first time in my life, I have a controller that rumbles when the Stone of Agony detects a secret. It's mindblowing; I had no idea that there was a pit in the middle of Kakariko Village with 200 Rupees inside.
>>741918218>medlishout out to that vid from coot27 where shes cowgirl riding bottomless, lost loads
>>741918867it was full of redeads when i went in there
>>741918867there's a secret grotto with a fairy fountain if you bomb the middle of Zelda's garden in Hyrule Castle
>>741918943Yeah. But if you kill them, a chest appears and there's a Huge Rupee inside.>>741918945Looking forward to finding more secrets!
>>741919056Try placing a bomb next to a gossip stone. The first time I tried it, a shat a brick
>>741839093
>>741852553>>741862095>>741892991jej
>>741918801There is nothing famous or infamous about any of these people other than ZelinkOP. If anything they are only trying to imitate him and failing miserably. At one point ZelinkOP was flooding /v/ with 100 threads a day called “Ganon likes to watch”. Search for it on the archive.
>>741839093My Link married ALL the bitches, he is a haremchad.
>>741914623I stopped caring about the timeline after Skyward Sword.
Secondaries to these threads don’t remember that the primary enemy of ZelinkOP was NTR spammers. He really gave fuck all about Malonfags eventually.
>>741919665>Link fucking ganonbizarre role reversal I've never considered
>>741920825I meant cucking but yeah link fucking ganon is another one
>>741839093He got her preggers, before fucking off and dying in the lost woods.
Old Zelda-girl thread-war schizo archetypes are probably like "Barry" in that they're artificial constructions and not real people. I think that if you start believing that you "recognize" different anonymous posters, it might be time to take a break from the board.
>>741841440trvke
After link got lost in the woods Dark Link took over his life and fucked all his bitches
>>741919665Zelinktranny sucking up to Malonfags after shitting up the threads with NTR fanfics and cado spam for years fuck off you lost
>>741839169Your fish head waifu does't even have these cannons...
>>741921191Shitty fucking fanfiction go die retard
>>741849359HARK DBScholars, the HALLS still RING with the cries of our FUARKING hero!
>>741921561seethe.
Why so much ai slop
>>741921715>post awful wish fulfillment fanfiction giving a happy ending to a character who ended up as a seething angry ghost for hundreds of yearsNo better than Zelinkniggers. In fact you may be worse. Disgusting shipper faggot
>>741919665If only he used his time and money to comission Zelink porn, rather than reposting shit to own ntrfags...
Is /v/ porn now?
