I get some points of the story are meant to be a mystery so they are revealed later.But holy shit it shouldn't be normal that 99% of the time i'm just "???" whenever an NPC speak. They mostly say nonsense or schizo hallucinate out of place conversations due to how bad the translation is.And the pacing is fucking horrible. When the fuck did the party agree to disguise themselves as soldiers and take a Shinra ship? Sephiroth can fly now? Why he needs a boat then? Who's this monster tentacle i just fought? Why doens't the party kill this scientist who was gonna have Aerith be raped by Red XIII?And then i arrive at some shitty camp, Barrett tells a sob story, and out of nowhere i end up in a fucking amusement park??? What is this pacing??? The party doesn't agree to do anything, at no point do they make plans or say "Mmm i guess our next step in tracking this Sephiroth guy should be going to Y place". No, I just go to the next point in the map, NPCs barely say anything, and move onto the next.Genuinely a horrible story where nothing makes sense, it's just hoping from amusement park to amusement park. And wtf with Aerith, she'll die in a few more hours i guess, she's had the personality of a potato and wasn't useful at all in fights, you're telling me this bitch who dies in Disc 1 made tons of boys cry and remember her forever??? How??? She didn't do anything! Only Midgar section and the first flashback were fun and intereting. Everything after i left the city has been nothing but confusing boring garbage. I installed the retranslation mod now but i'm not seeing any actual fixes improving how the story is told to make it more clear. This is "the best vidya story ever made"? the "hollywood tier story with a character's death that made everyone cry"? I just arrived at Gongaga and i saw the Turks talking about which girl they like most... these are grown men part of an evil corporation, takling "TIFFAAA OR AAEERIIITHH??"
>>742034041Remake improves on any of that, except the pacing maybe.
>>742034041You have brain damage, it's a simple story.
>>742034330What's simple about it? Why did the party go to the Gold Saucer? Why am i supposed to care about Tattoos now? When did the party agree to disguise as Soldiers and infiltrate a ship when all i did was just save a Dolphin? Why am i going to Gongaga? Why am i going to the Canyon?Nothing is making sense so far. At most an NPC says "hey to the south there's X city!". So what? I'm on a quest to kill Sephiroth, if the devs could add nonsensical "Truk: Hey do you like tifa or aerith more?" then they could have added some conversation with the party "Mmmm think Sephiroth might have gone through gongaga? let's go there".The plot is not assembled at all, it feels like i'm jumping from amusement park to amusement par.
this >>742034330
Literal low IQ midwit thread. Even the remake tifa and aeris schizos are less embarrassing than this thread.
>>742034473maybe try reading what the text next time
>>742034539what the texts says*
most og FF7 "fans" played it 30 years ago when they were 8, nobody truly knows how massively flawed everything is in this game.
>>742034330This. FF8's the clusterfuck that requires a few playthroughs to get.
>>742034718FF8 makes total sense unless your brain has no wrinkles.
>>742034539I'm talking to every character and reading every conversation. Nothing they say makes sense, nothing they say furthers the plot. Why am i supposed to care about tattoos? Why am i gold saucer?No NPC answers anything. This story is genuinely awful and imposible to enjoy, makes me realize most FF 7 fans have never even played the game.
>>742034041Sounds like you are ADHD and not paying attention. Not to mention zoom zoom spoonfeeding dopamine-cannon media has clearly rotten your understanding of mystery and slow-burn adventure, even if the original FF7 flows over ten times faster than the shitty, shitty Unreal engine Pajeet de-make.tl;dr: if you're still on Disc 1, you've barely gotten through the introdactory period. As in just the start.>>742034159The demake literally butchers every single conceivable thing. It is irredeemable garbage.
>>742035101>Sounds like you are ADHD and not paying attention.I do not have ADHD and i'm not only paying attention but taking a screenshot of every dialogue in game. I have 5075 screenshots so far and I'm at the canyon. Not a single dialogue so far has been clear. How is it a slow burn adventure and a mystery when i don't get why the character is even going to the next town? I repeat, WHEN did they make a plan to infiltrate a Shinra ship by disguising themselves as guards? Cloud got roped into it by a general and suddenly the entire party magically appears disguised as sailors and soldiers in the ship? Why? And this Sephiroth guy needed a ship despite being able to fly? And the Shinra president was completly nonchalant about having Cloud and ghost Sephiroth in the ship?Nothing makes sense. And introductory period? I'm like 12 hours into the game. What type of game takes 40 hours to understand why the character is even going to the next town? Why should i care about tattoos?
>>742034041>When the fuck did the party agree to disguise themselves as soldiers and take a Shinra ship?when that was the only way to follow Sephiroth. Elena literally tells the group Sephiroth is headed for Junon and when they get there they find out he's crossed the ocean. NPCs tell you he showed up and killed a few soldiers on his way.>Why did Sephiroth not fly over the ocean?idk>Who's this monster tentacle i just fought?you did literally say you understand there's supposed to be some mystery.>Why let Hojo chill on the beach?Cloud was going to attack him before the party literally tells him to stop, because he's already hinted during the conversation that he has important information.>What is this pacing???you are chasing Sephiroth. that's where he went.>at no point do they make plansthey literally talk about how their plan is to chase Sephiroth all the time.>"Mmm i guess our next step in tracking this Sephiroth guy should be going to Y place"that literally happens. they literally talk about where he's probably headed next.i don't think this game is for you, anon.
>>742034632>Nobody truly knows how massively flawed everything is in this game.On the contrary; all these stealth DEmake shills trying to undermine the far superior, complete, highly acclaimed 1997 original game never EVER state any of the "issues", and try to scrape the bottom of the barrel for ADHD things to nitpick.>>742035334>How is it a slow burn adventure and a mystery when i don't get why the character is even going to the next town? Again, the spoonfeeding schizo generation cannot self-relate and fathom the idea of an adventure.>And this Sephiroth guy needed a ship despite being able to fly? Since you're an autistic fucker who cannot hold his horses, I'm gonna spoil it for you:That's not Sephiroth. You've not once come across the real sephy. Just one of his many, many mutant-clones, that trigger a psychic reaction in your head.
>>742034041>And wtf with Aerith, she'll die in a few more hours i guess, she's had the personality of a potato
>>742035402>when that was the only way to follow Sephiroth.And when did that happen? Cloud infiltrates the parade, is roped into being a soldier, and the party now appears at the ship with the president? >you did literally say you understand there's supposed to be some mystery.Yes and it's fine when it's some things like "Who's this Sephiroth guy the party just decides to hunt after they leave Midgar", not literally every single boss fight and conversation in the game. I was going through teh Barrett quest and i was constantly wondering "Wait, what did Barrett do that we have this whole dramatic "he can't forgive himself"? just becuase he wanted to sell the town to Shinra?"Every character backstory feels like "I tripped... fell... scratched my knee... NOW THE WORLD MUST BUUURN!". It's ridiculous.>that he has important information.I literally didn't understand ANYTHING he had to say. Either the translation is horrible or something, the best vidya story ever and all i'm told is "mumble mumble head west"????>they literally talk about how their plan is to chase Sephiroth all the time.And they found him at the ship, saw him fly, go through walls, fought a tentacle monster and now i'm hearing talks about tattoos? I had to fucking google if i missed a dialogue that said Sephiroth had a tattoo or something. This amateur "harry potter and his friends are always one step behind voldemort!" feels so YA female author novel.
>>742035725>anon is MAD that people realize FF7 was always shit
>>742035009>I'm talking to every character and reading every conversation.then how did you miss>Elena: Oh! Right! Very well, Rude and I will go after Sephiroth, who's heading for Junon Harbor!>Aeris: You think Rufus is thinking about crossing the ocean from here, too? What? Does that mean Sephiroth already crossed the ocean?>NPC 3: The man in the Black Cape's been roaming the city, but we can't find him.>Dio: Why yes, yes indeed. And a tattoo on his hand that said '1'.
>>742034041You are brown it's okay
>>742035470>an adventure.An adventure? If the plot is supposedly about stopping this Sephiroth guy why am i having "an adventure"? Are you telling me the game now is about yaaay let's seee the woooorld let's goo on dates and play minigames <3 and not literally stopping the guy i saw an entire flashback about murdering everyone in a village?Why is the writing so bad it's so hard for the characters to even say "Maybe we should go to X place next to search for sephiroth?". They can bother to add irrelevant pointless lines about who the Turks find attractive so surely more in party interactions about where to go next were possible? >Just one of his many, many mutant-clones, that trigger a psychic reaction in your head.This... is the "best vidya story ever"? This convoluted retarded garbage? No wonder nobody played the original and all FF 7 fans didn't play the game.
>>742035814>AerisIt's that guy. That explains the mental illness.
>>742034330yepif you can't follow FF7's story you must be reading ahead without actually reaching that point in the game... i'm seeing it a LOT with Zackposting, because newfags think the twist is that Cloud was really Zack his whole when it's just that Cloud was placing himself in Zack's position when they returned to Nibelheim 5 years ago rather than admitting that he was never a Soldier and just a helmeted Shinra grung.
>>742035481It's the truth. I'm doing everything possible to get the most content out of her, i have her in my party 24/7, followed the wiki guide to get her date so she doesn't feel like a wasted character. Yet she's being a massive plot irrelevant bitch. It's wild how she seemed vital to the story in Midgar and all the hours after she might as well not be in the party. Barrett tells a sob story and she goes "Whatever let's have fun!! :D", like, i'm glad you will die soon now bitch? No wonder incels prefer Tifa, shame Tifa is even more boring and exists only becuase the devs were porn addict losers.
>>742034041
>>742035915>and not literally stopping the guy i saw an entire flashback about murdering everyone in a village?Sephiroth died back in Nibelheim, but now he has supposedly returned (according to Palmer). Cloud tells them all he remembers from when Sephiroth was claimed to have died but he can't actually be certain he saw him be killed (and he doubts he had the skill to kill him anyway).These things are supposed to make you intrigued, anon! >What the fuck is going on??? Let's find out!
>>742036057Imagine thinking poking fun of the downer thug is bad
>>742034862It fully requires at least two playthrough to get. You're kidding yourself otherwise. First time playing, you'll end up thinking the orphanage reunion was random like a total retard. You're not gonna remember the dialogue that makes it make sense until a replay.
>>742036057So, someone who is obsessed with the romances of fictional video game characters to the point that he gets angry at people who don't prefer his waifu: you must get laid a ton unlike us incels who like big tits. I bet women love seeing your shrine to Aerith in the basement of your mom's house.
>>742036125I was 18 when I played it the first time, and was fully capable of remembering the GF stuff that's told to you multiple times before you go on the exam mission.
>>742035814But anon, how being told that Sephiroth crosses the sea translates to Cloud giving cpr to some girl, riding a dolphin, being roped into a parade, and suddenly the party made an entire plan out of screen about infiltrating the ship the president is in? And i am told Sephiroth already left, but then, turns out he's in the ship. And the president of Shinra is completly non chalant Sephiroth, Cloud and Aerith were in his ship the whole time?Also that Turks conversation was so painfully immature and hard to follow, i spent most of it wondering "Wait, when did i fight Reno? Who tf was Reno? Red head guy? But he didn't die... why are they saying i killed him?" only for him to appear later anywaysTranslation is so bad and the plot itself switches from Goofy to intense in seconds.
>>742034041you are supposed to play the remakes. The orig is only for balding millennials
>>742036057>Tifa is even more boring and exists only becuase the devs were porn addict losers.Way to out yourself... you're literally the only person who cares about if Tifa's anime cartoon face is kinda modeled off a gravure model.
>>742034041Are you using the Shinra Excavation mod? It retranslates the script to be more faithful to the original japanese, and it does, in fact, makes the dialogues less schizo.
>>742035725>And when did that happen?when Elena literally told them he was headed for Junon and was going to cross the ocean.>literally every single bossbut it's not. what, were you just like HUH?? WHAA? when Aps showed up or something? lmao>I literally didn't understand ANYTHING he had to say.let's take a look>Hojo: Hmm! I believe we're both after the same goal.>Hojo: Nothing. I just remembered a certain hypothesis...... Haven't you ever had the feeling something is calling you? Or that you had to visit some place?......>Aeris: He's mumbling slowly... That must means he's hiding something!is English perhaps your second language? none of this is confusing.>I had to fucking google if i missed a dialogue that said Sephiroth had a tattoo or something.>Red XIII: ...you know, of course... My tattoo is number 13.>Cloud: How did you get that tattoo?>Red XIII: ...Hojo put it on me. Everything else is just war scars, but the number was done by Hojo.>Aeris: ...You know...... I think Hojo did something to those men in the Black Capes. But I don't know what it has to do with Sephiroth though... That's why I think we should just go after Sephiroth himself.anon, you're confused because you're not paying attention.
>>742036280This just seems like you aren't paying attention...You shouldn't be confused by things you literally played through, like fighting that Turk right before the plate collapsed and him wanting another fight. That's like suffering seizures or something if you keep blanking on things you just did.
>>742034159>Remake improves on any of thatlmao
Imo, "Aerith" isn't a name "Aeris" is.
>>742036081>These things are supposed to make you intrigued, anon!Well then it must be just me, but i do not enjoy a 30 hour long game in which I don't know what i'm doing, or what is going on, or where i'm going, all so the plot is explained in either the last 5 minute cutscenes or in a 20 minute long video essay.I'm mildly intriged by Sephiroth becuase i like his concept of "i think i'm the chosen one i wanna kill humans because they killed Ancients" but it's very hard to keep caring when he suddenly can fly and go through walls and the party doesn't take him seriously at all to the point i'm playing "Mog the moogle can't find a wife! feed him kupo nuts!".
>>742036280>how being told that Sephiroth crosses the sea translates to Cloud giving cpr to some girlwhy would that translate into Cloud giving cpr to some girl in the first place? are you seriously asking>But anon, why didn't Cloud just stand there and watch a little girl die?>riding a dolphinthat's how they got into the city, which they had to, because it's literally told to you the elevator is on lockdown because Sephiroth is wandering around killing soldiers.>And the president of Shinra is completly non chalant Sephiroth, Cloud and Aerith were in his ship the whole time?he literally berates Heidegger about it.anon, you're confused because you're not paying attention. just let the game go, it's not for you.
>>742036280>AAAAHHH WHY ARE THE CHARACTERS REACTING TO THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO THEM I'M GOING INSAAAANE
I am retarded and just finished this game a month ago and I understood everything.
>>742036109Well someone tell her she needs to stop being a massive bitch if she wants me to care when she dies because so far she's being nothing but bossy and lost all plot relevancy after the EXTREMELY FUCKING WEIRD scene of the professor trying to have A FUCKING DOG rape her.I'm noticing with these old FF games that japas are very fucked up, in FF 6 which i finished a few days ago Edgar is borderline pedophilic most of the game.
>>742036469Anon, do you remember the Nibelheim flashback?Do you remember that dragon you fought with Sephiroth?Remember how it instakilled Cloud but Sephiroth took 0 damage and dished out 3000+ damage per sword swipe to it????Remember how Cloud said afterwards to the party something like "Sephiroth's power is unreal, far beyond anything you ever read about"?????Anon... Why the FUCK would the party think they can take him on??!?!Pay attention, ffs...
>>742034041You just insulted one of the unc sacred cows, but you didn’t say anything wrong
>>742036594This is what tiktok does to zoomer brains
Cloud's true love revealed. That's who Cloud was talking about in the ending sequence.
>>742034041You're out to stop Sephiroth because he's evil but also your friend or whatever. If you haven't been able to suspend your disbelief and just go with the story so far, odds are the game isn't for you.I agree with you that 7 (and 8) have convoluted story arcs whose mystery only get cleared up to some extent towards the end.
>>742034041the game is rated "teen" so you're expected to have at least a teenager's level of understanding english
>>742036302I installed it after the "mumble mumble head west" because it was pissing me off i wasn't understanding anything.I had checked the mod out at the beginning when the guards schizo some Loveless ticket conversations that i had to go to fucking r*ddit to ask what that conversation was about only to find out the translators got confused and thought "Sempai" was referring to Cloud instead of to the other general which is why that entire conversation made no sense.And while that retranslation mod seems to make some dialogue more clear, it still doesn't help much and now i can't understand now even half of Cait Sith scottish written accent.Other times i dunno if it's just the author making fanfics or the original devs being retars, but this barrett retranslation is WILD and fully puts the character in a different light, if i kept the original translation i would never have thought Barrett was fake about his "WE NEED TO SAVE THE PLANET" sentiment.
>>742035334>I do not have ADHD and i'm not only paying attention but taking a screenshot of every dialogue in game.Please speak to a professional or kill yourself, I don't care which.
>>742036647The thing is that we already know all of the flaws of all of these old games, so we can tell when someone is nitpicking or trying to force an issue with the game such as OP.
>>742036594Whatever your taste is dogshit and you even use mods so you are subhuman
>>742034330Reminds me of the Yankee Candle Index not that long ago. They used to track covid waves based on people complaining that scented candles stopped smelling like anything.This poor guy probably caught the coof multiple times and came out of it with brain damage he has no idea has happened
>Remake fans when their game is criticized>OG fans when their game is criticized
>>742036956>this barrett retranslation is WILD and fully puts the character in a different light, if i kept the original translation i would never have thought Barrett was fake about his "WE NEED TO SAVE THE PLANET" sentimentThat dialogue should be taken in the context of this scene, that being Barret spilling his guts before everyone and admitting that he feels directly responsible for what Shinra did to his village and Dyne. He's upset and angry with himself, and he feels ashamed; he's not seriously saying that he was just faking caring about the planet.
>>742037004Coders chucked up, they hab mouth and eye movement already animated.
>>742036310>>Red XIII: ...you know, of course... My tattoo is number 13.>>Cloud: How did you get that tattoo?>>Red XIII: ...Hojo put it on me. Everything else is just war scars, but the number was done by Hojo.When did that dialogue happen? Did i miss it becuase i didn't have Red XIII in some conversation with an npc?I haven't even seen any tattooed man yet, only tattoo mentions so far were the hobo at the shithole before gold saucer and the bodybuilder in the gold saucer.Red XIII has been the most irrelevant character so far with nearly 0 dialogue and seems the least interested one in what's going on. Just arrived at Canyon and he's just weird.
>>742037113Regardless of the translation there is no way Barret does not care about the planet.Sometimes people really assume the worst things about protags even though it is not what the devs intended.
>>742037143>I haven't even seen any tattooed man yetThis anon are suck!
>>742036991I've heard all the classic FF7 complaints a million times and I agree with a lot of them. I can't remember the last time I saw anyone claim the original FF7 is perfect. OP is just a retard though. A game millions of 12 year olds played and understood and he is completely lost. Must be the games fault.Now, try insult the Remakes in any way without causing a chimpout. Even something small, you'll never be let away with it.
>>742037218But in this thread it is OG fans who are chimping out though?
>>742034041>I get some points of the story are meant to be a mystery so they are revealed later.They wrote the story as they went and put some things on the back burner. Jenova, Sephiroth, and backstories for cloud, got rewritten a bunch of times and you can tell since a bunch of them are still left in. Sephy will come in say something then later it's acutally a lie or he's confused. It doesn't help when your expository speeches turn out to be lies or wrong.
>>742037265Are they? I see people laughing at OP. Do you agree with him? Then you're just an idiot too.I wonder what you think of the 7 remake games... I think your opinion of them won't be surprising at all.
>>742037265>AAAAAAAA EVERYONE LOOK I'M CONFUSED BY FF7 AND CAN'T FOLLOW THE PLOT!"pay attention, retard">heh... jokes on them... i was just pretending to not be able to follow a simple story
>>742036501>why would that translate into Cloud giving cpr to some girl in the first place?Because that's what happens story wise right after? The way the story went is> I get chocobo to avoid some big snake> The turks act all goofy and immature at the cave with the girl telling secret information to Cloud> I arrive at some shithole with 3 houses and a dead fish> I give CPR> Suddenly there's a parade, the party is intrigued by the music, i use a dolphin, i get roped into a parade mini game and now i'm suddenly part of a super infiltration quest nobody told me about in which we're using SHinra's ship to go to a place called Costa del Sol, oh, and btw, Sephiroth is in the ship! and he flieees ohhh, here's a tentacle monster.It's insane. Completly nonsensical.
>>742036643>Anon... Why the FUCK would the party think they can take him on??!?!But then why did the party decide to go after him after they left Midgar?If he can go through walls and fly why a bunch of teenagers and a black man are going after him? We harry potter now?
>>742037562To stop his plans to seize the "Promise Land" since both Cloud and Tifa recognize Sephiroth is insane and not a freedom fighter going after Shinra.They don't want to fight him and kill him due to fearing his power, and they don't even know if he is alive until they are on the ship and see him (or the Jenova clone since the real Sephiroth's body is at the Northern Crater). They simply feel the need to stop his plans before he completes them, which is why they seek out the Black Materia the moment they realize Sephiroth needs it.
>>742037113>>742037193I'm sorry but the characters are as deep as a puddle. Maybe in Remake they feel more like people, but this Mr. T rip off constantly saying "@!"$#" is not a character i would start writing an essay about "He totally didn't mean when he said he doesn't actually care about the planet and is only a terrorist for revenge".The game in which the japa devs wanted to have Aerith raped by a dog does not inspire me to think "wow maybe Barrett lied in this line of text i just read?"
>>742037218>A game millions of 12 year olds played and understood and he is completely lost.Well then one of the 2Either those 12 year old lied and didn't understand shit and were just waiting for the next LE EPIC FMV!! SO COOL MY HOLLYWOOD MOVIEEE!or they are lying and they didn't play the game at all. Which is a pattern i'm seeing in 99% of FF 7 fans.
>every single second of this game is pure shit>I haven't played remake... but from what I'm hearing... sounds kinda good...Very organic. Very convincing.
>>742037748You've really never heard another person, in real life or fiction, say something like>"aww I'm no hero... i only do this because [frivolous or distasteful reason]!"Solid Snake does it constantly in MGS:>"I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just man who is good at what he does: killing."The point is that there is truth to the statement but the one saying it is being too hard on themself and doesn't want to highlight any good qualities about them.
>>742037748It's good and popular because it is Babby's first jrpg, but I don't like to pretend that I'm such a deep guy that I can't enjoy it.It's good anon. Try turning off your brain a bit and enjoy things.
>>742034041So you're gay I get it
>>742037856>>742037926yeah FF7 is either so complex that everyone lied about understanding it OR it is so babby mode that you have to turn your brain off to enjoy it.......you people just can't enjoy a game that everyone else likes, huh?
>>742037729>and Tifa recognizeTifa? She's done and said nothing so far. I don't even understand how she survived being stabbed in the flashback. And she even implied she didn't want to join the party because of "her feelings".She's such a non character so far.>they seek out the Black Materia the moment they realize Sephiroth needs it.Well i hope this black materia shit is explained at some point and i'm not gonna have to watch an essay on youtube explaining the plot after i finish the game, because the only time black materia was mentioned was by the shirtless guy in the Gold Saucer, and i even picked the "i don't know what that is" dialogue option to be explained what the fuck black materia is only for shirtless man to say "LMAO you do KNOW so i'm not explaining"Hate games in which the protag has knowledge the player doesn't and the player is never fucking told anything.
>>742036280>ESP>LAA>SoleadoAnd there it is folks. Wrap it up, show's over. ESL troll thread from an unironic brown retard.
>>742038078You are literally brown. >>742038095>>742036280
>>742037904>You've really never heard another person, in real life or fiction, say something likeIn fiction yeah, and it's always the truth. It's the character revealing their actual motivations.Suddenly writing fanfic about how Barrett totally didn't mean it when he said he don't care about the planet is just retarded. If the game tells me he doesn't care, then he doesn't care. Why would i start writing fanfiction?
>>742038078Are you seriously just going to complain whenever a plot element is introduced but isn't immediately resolved or fully explained?
>>742036270That's not it.
This is the most pathetic thread I've read in the past 16 years. Christ.
Why is everyone so mad in this thread
>>742038095>it's realEw gross. Explains a lot though.
>>742038197>Suddenly writing fanfic about how Barrett totally didn't mean it when he said he don't care about the planet is just retarded.You're the one using a fan-made translation mod!!
>>742034632I filtered FF when I was 8 years old, while playing Zelda and Half Life and Jak & Daxter etc.I briefly played FFVII when I was 12 and had a similar feeling as OP. Like "the characters are just talking" but I'm not hearing it.
>>742037856Actually it turns out those children were either white or asian and had no trouble understanding the game because those children were more intelligent than a grown brownoid: >>742036280 >>742038095
>>742038250OP is doing an excellent job of showcasing how unintelligent spics are, don't stop him now
Why is OP such a retard?>>742038095Oh... I see.
Don't worry anon it'll get better in Remake
>>742038296He's brown
>>742038037Anon. A down syndrome retard can literally run up to you in the streets and say YO GABBA GABBA UUUHH OHHH AWOOOOGAA WOOOOOGAAA.You will not understand what he said, and the nonsense he spouted is not deep or complex because you didn't understand it.That's how i feel when playing this game right now. I'm going from dot to dot in the map, talking to every npc, and everyone is just spouting nonsense, schizoing conversations, making retarded jokes, aerith raped by a dog, etc. Nothing is cohesive.It's not "complex" becuase it's deep. If it's complex, it's because it's disorganized, messy and retarded.}I'm hopeful the game will get better now becuase i really liked Midgar, but everything now is trash which fully shows me why Rebirth flopped since this part of the story is clearly complete and utter garbage.
>>742038434Do you think it's a coincidence that your skin is brown AND you're a massive retard?
>>742035009>I'm talking to every character (maybe) and reading every conversation (apparently not).>Nothing they say makes sense (to me),>nothing they say furthers the plot (for me).>Why am i supposed to care about tattoos (explain everything NOW!)?>Why am i gold saucer (I live in Tennessee!)?>No NPC answers anything (that makes sense to me).>This story is genuinely awful (imo)>and imposible to enjoy (I only understand MY pov),>makes me realize most FF 7 fans have never even played the game.We used to play the video games we purchased.2026 and "the world" is just "look-at-me, Internet!!!" now.
>>742034330Why does Sephiroth want and why?
>>742038434Literally everything you have complained about has been calmly explained to you as details you missed out on, I'm not sure how else to explain to you that (You) are the problem here.
>>742038434This childrens game is "complex" because you are brown
>>742038505Good morning!!!
>>742038520>(You) are the problem hereAlready proven: >>742038095
>>742034041It's crazy how almost everyone back in the day understand most of the story. Seems like you might just be fucking illiterate
>>742038505>>742038095Christ they're all coming off the boat today
>>742038586>>742038095
>>742038505Sephiroth/Jenova wants to summon a meteor to crash into the planet in order to force the Lifestream (aka mako, the energy made up of all living things when they die) to gather in such great amounts that Sephiroth/Jenova will use that power for themselves to become a god.You would've had this plainly explained to you by Sephiroth himself if you just played the game but....
>op literally has brown skinHe probably stinks of shit. Imagine how bad he smells while writing all these retarded posts.
Since you hate the pacing here then you're in for a shock if you try the remake. The first part is almost entirely set in Midgar
>>742034041You're dropped in to a world that the characters know, so ubneed to speak to NPCs and read dialogue (IE be above 60 IQ) to understand what's going on
>>742038095But i'm not brown. You don't have to get racist because the plot of FF 7 is very nonsensical and hard to keep track of. You FF 7 fans who haven't even played the game are very aggressive and racist... Which doesn't surprise me considering you guys are probably weeabos who love tranime and worship any crap made in japan.
>>742036280First jrpg?
>>742038858>hides arm and only shows his lighter palms>shines light directly on it>still clearly brown
>>742038858This is the single most unsettling image I've ever seen on this hellscape of a website
>>742038858la creatura...
>>742038586>It's crazy how almost everyone back in the day understand most of the storyYeah because Cloud's feeling is only copying from Zack's.
>>742038208Well anon but how long do i need to wait until stuff is explained? I'm 13 hours into the game, i just arrived at Canyon (and i've no fucking idea why i'm even here, i think it was mentioned when i left Midgar that Red 13 wanted to come here but i thought we were searching for sephirot, not taking rapist dog home) and so far it's all nonsense, and again, i must be very close to finishing the first disc so Aerith will die soon, and still nothing is explained and Aerith is still a boring irrelevant bitch.
>>742039004>how long do i need to wait until stuff is explained?You are playing a 30 hour game. If you were playing remake you'd have to wait over a decade.
>>742039004You being brown really helps explain why you keep talking about dogs raping women...
>>742039004Everything gets explicitly explained when Cloud and Tifa fall into the Lifestream together, about 1/3rd of the way into Disc 2.
>>742037417>Because that's what happens story wise right after?why would Cloud just stand there and watch a little girl die?>Suddenly there's a parade>super infiltration quest nobody told me aboutanon, you haven't been paying attention.
>too retarded to understand a simple story like ff7Damn Gen Alpha is fucked
>>742038520But anon, i don't want out of game explanations. I shouldn't need youtube essays to explain the plot to me, why is the game unable to do so?Is the game so bad the game can't tell me why i went to Gongaga? I literally had to google "why can't Barrett forgive himself?" and had to read the fucking default AI of google explain to me yada yada sell town yada yada becuase i genuinely could not believe i was going through this entire nonsensical quest in which worst Barrett did was being one of the several men who agreed to build a Mako reactor there or something?I feel that next i'm gonna have an entire backstory about what a tragic character Yuffie is because she once threw a ninja star and hit a squirrel or something.
In unrelated news, I'm playing Rebirth for the first time. Booba
> FF 7 fans got btfod so bad by a spic they had to derail the thread to make it about hating brownslmao
My eyes are open. FF7 was shit all along. Thank you OP.Brown people with ADHD are so wise.
>>742039401>got btfod so badWhere? I must have missed it
>>742039309If you're at the Gold Saucer you've little just gone through the area that tells you what happened with Barrett
To be fare you have to have a hi IQ to apprecimiate Final Fantasy 7
>>742039309>Is the game so bad the game can't tell me why i went to Gongaga?You didn't have to, it's optional at this point. Scarlet goes there to get Huge Materia but there isn't anything there besides a summoning materia.If you DO go there, you get backstory on the Turks, hints at the upcoming Huge Materia quests, and (if you bring Tifa and/or Aeris with you) you get to learn about Zack and see their awkward reactions to having to explain Zack to Cloud.>>742039401He hasn't made a single point...
>>742038912Is FF 7 so bad you keep demanding photos of me? Are you gonna ask for dick picks next? Surely final fantasy 7 has some redeemable qualities you guys don't have to derail the thread to make it about my skin color. Claiming someone is brown won't make FF 7 good
>>742039642>albino
>>742034041No, you're correct, FF7 is a disjointed mess made through sony dumping trucks of money on SE.
>>742039642Post face. I know a half breed when I see one
>>742036594jesus what is that ugly mod kek
>>742038670Thats the most idiotic thing ever, he becomes a "God" and moves using the planet until he finds a new planet where he umm sits for eternity by staring at the umm universe, the GI have a more compelling reason to be villains
>>742035334>taking a screenshot of every dialogue in game.why tho
>>742039642>Whatsapp
>>742039684Square rather, before someone spergs out. I just can't see Square as a single entity anymore, the damage is done.
Don't open this
>>742039401>FF 7 fans got btfod so bad>>742039642>Is FF 7 so badCan't help notice you two different posts type in a really similar and odd way. Quite sweet that you're on the same side too.
>>742038909No. I played FF 9 when i was a kid, tried 10 and 13 as a kid too. Then the last 3 months i finished Final fantasy 1, stranger of paradise, 2, 3, 3 remake, 4, 4 remake, 4 after years, 5 and 6.They had a lot of nonsensical stuff and bad translations like spoony bard but none to this level, specially since this story takes itself too seriously.In 6 the game ALWAYS makes sure to make plans for what's next. "We need to find Terra in X place" "We need to stop the Espers in Y cave", here i go from dot to dot without even knowing why. At most an npc says "south of here is gongaga!" but why should i care?
>>742039814>I played FF 9 when i was a kid, tried 10 and 13 as a kid too. Then the last 3 months i finished Final fantasy 1, stranger of paradise, 2, 3, 3 remake, 4, 4 remake, 4 after years, 5 and 6.Then FFVII should hold nothing you weren't expecting
>>742039814Based MODDER
>>742039814>In 6 the game ALWAYS makes sure to make plans for what's next.You mean like how you go off looking for Terra and the game forces you to sing in an opera????Or like how you open the door to the esper world and then suddenly you're conducting peace negotiations with the Emperor himself????lollmao
I played it when I was 16 and I think the only confusing thing was some of the Dr. Hojo stuff. You might not be retarded though, some of the new JRPGs are hand-holdy to the extreme. I cant play them.
>>742034041where's the brown smile?
>>742039732To PROVE that it was badly written and impossible to follow.We can't say he didn't read it, because he has the evidence that he read every word
>>742039732I like taking screenshots of every game I play, so far in all the FF games i played i have a total of 39,000 screenshots which amounts to 15 gb of screenshotsit's more fun than playing ff 7 honestly.
7 has always been trashRemake IS better at everything you complained about, but adds nomura plot ghosts insteadX is the only good ff>>7420344737 is garbage don't worry about it
>>742034862Only the case is you pretend fan theories are real like r=u
>>742040182You would think a FF7 thread of all places would be more accepting of death of the author.
>>742039895>You mean like how you go off looking for Terra and the game forces you to sing in an opera???That has to be one of the best vidya scenes i ever played, i loved it! it was so fun. >Or like how you open the door to the esper world and then suddenly you're conducting peace negotiations with the Emperor himself?What are you implying? That stuff can't happen in the journey?They talk with the emperor because need to stop the war to focus on the literal gods invading the world and killing everyone in revenge.It's a very different scenario from "WE NEED TO STOP SEPHIROTH... by playing mini games in this amusement park!!"Celes had to sing in the opera to get kidnapped so they could get an airship. It's all explained very throughly.Cloud having to participate in a parade as a soldier to infiltrate a ship is never explained, it just randomly happens and the party randomly joins and it's very jarring.
>>742040313In FF6, you are thrown into scenarios without any build-up or preparation. This is why the game gives you easy methods to strip everyone of their gear; it realizes that you are being thrown about from point to point with no chance at exploration.6 is the most unfocused FF game and by far the worst-paced in my opinion. You don't even feel like the World of Balance is a real world, it's just like a big beginning dungeon until the actual game starts in the WoR.
that's what makes VII so good.
>>742034539Big ask. Maybe if FF7 was an visual novel the OP would like it more.
>too distracted by the urge to blog and crank about what you're playing to even successfully parse it to even make cogent commentary, so the choice is instead to bellyache about a latent inability to follow the plot and blame the game for itNice thread retardbro, maybe you can turn some of your own replies here into some longform Youtube essay algorithm pull about how "good thing is actually LE BAD" and garner thousands of Likes from other disenfranchised young people who also hate when anything requires an attention span.>onoes, then I might have to remember things that happened before in order to contextualize them with things happening currently and my rotten alphtard brain makes this impossible
>>742040994>too distracted by the urge to blog and crank about what you're playing to even successfully parse it to even make cogent commentary, so the choice is instead to bellyache about a latent inability to follow the plot and blame the game for it
>filters brownsThe mark of quality
> nobody apologized to op for calling him brown and instead everyone ran awaymmmm
>>742038858bro why is your little finger trying to escape from your hand
>>742041805> Ugh us heteroids have to deal with women being so mean about our height! we can't control not being 6'4!!!>> HA! YOU HAVE A WEIRD LITTLE FINGER HA! DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU!You guys deserve the straight male lonliness epidemic.
>playing Rebirth>Sephiroth shows up in places he shouldnt be showing up saying kooky shit>yet for some reason he isnt in the temple of the ancients all that much compared to the original>possessed cloud sheds more blood than Sephiroth this part is kinda based ill be honest but the party acts like he is taking things too far when in reality he SHOULD be killing the Turks>game feels like it was made by some chronic shipper
>>742037417>>742041649> once again a kind passerby who shares OPs unique ESL typing "style" backs OP up and completely agrees with and supports OPHow nice!
>>742040083i respect that but you might be neurodivergent in some kinda way but power to you
>>742040083also do you use greenshot or similar program?
>>742043076No i use MSI afterburner and just press button
Remake was better than Rebirth and I'm tired of pretending it isn't just because dripfeed content crackfiends had more of their itch scratched. Remake levels might not be anything close to a masterclass of depth or complexity but at least they're adequately woven and intersected paths with objectives to complete that add a touch of variable sequence for flavor; all the dungeon content in Rebirth is a straight line that forks to a bay then cuts back to the main path anyway, with goals that are nothing but following the on-screen prompt to press triangle by one thing and move it next to another thing (all of which is explicitly dictated to you by fourth-wall breaking text that pop-ups as soon as you encounter an environmental fixture). Shinra Manor in particular was a genuine feat of butchering, it sucked so much ass. And at least the world of Remake is suitably expanded and interconnected between the start and finish. The best I can say of Rebirth to speak to its merits as a game distinct from Remake is that the open world stuff is good, "for open world." Meaning it has a lower standard to live up to due to sandboxes being the habitat for slop-fed normies where you're encouraged to dial your brain down to stream-of-consciousness and "just like play for the journey man" actively suppressing your ability or inclination toward critical thought that might inhibit your efficiency at checking off in-game chorelists. I can at least say that Rebirth was ballsy enough to implement some real barriers to its exploration that can require a little problem-solving, but then retards are constantly complaining about Gongaga (which was good actually), so who knows if that gets dumbed down even more for Revelation. Maybe kind of off-topic but I didn't want to devote a whole thread to this and OP here is gay anyway
Go to sleep, Sephiroth. You can't stay awake for 7 days reading those schizo Hojo notes.
>>742043286Remake is a better and more deliberately designed game, but there are very few key scenes in midgar from the original that they needed to do right and they completely fucked up all of them. On the subject of Gongaga, I think the area itself is great, but the actual story there is slop garbage. I think Cosmo Canyon sucks dick exploring however.
>>742038858>>742038095>>742036280>phone posting WhatsApp using actual ESL third worlder zoomerThis site is a graveyard.
>>742043521>I think Cosmo Canyon sucks dick exploring however.Completely agreed, thankfully Nibelheim right afterwards is a vast improvement. FLUDD chocobos are great. But speaking of story content for each region, MAN is it gay that Rebirth just explicitly states that Shinra rebuilt Nibelheim and replaced all its townspeople. And does Rebirth even touch on the original inhabitants of the town being experimented on and lingering around, like in the original? Instead it focuses on the usual groups of robed figures in perpetual migration passing through.
>>742039401>I fell down and shat my pants and everyone is laughing at me>heh, owned them again
>>742044070Yet i'm talking about videogames while you incel "white americans" just post porn and anime 24/7
>>742034041The final boss is two frogs
I want an explicit public statement from RapeApe and Hiro explaining why the third world isn't rangebanned yet and why phone posting is still allowed.
>>742044174I feel like everything after Junon story wise was kind of ass with nuggets of OK scenes here and there, but Nibelheim was especially bad. The gameplay is ok enough to have me keep going but man Nibelheim fucking SUCKS and the Shinra manor is completely dismal
>>742034041you really are illiterate or an eslalso a lot of game world stuff isn't told to the players and the only way you'd know it is by chatting with random npcs because nobody really cares about the world building or setting lore
>>742044324He's literally a brown third worlder zoomer with ADHD, read the rest of the thread.
>>742034041>Sephiroth can fly now? Why he needs a boat then?This is an excellent observation
>>742044324Can you explain this dialogue to me?If you fail to do so i'll know you didn't play FF 7.
>>742034041this has the same energy as streamers i've watched play 13 lately not reading anything and then 5 minutes later screaming at chat what the fuck is even happening how do I do this and i'm all it literally just told youlets break it down> When the fuck did the party agree to disguise themselves as soldiers and take a Shinra ship?while you were fucking around with the dolphin and getting roped into the parade>Sephiroth can fly now? yes>Why he needs a boat then?you don't know yet>Who's this monster tentacle i just fought?Jenova> Why doens't the party kill this scientist who was gonna have Aerith be raped by Red XIII?he ran off>And then i arrive at some shitty camp, Barrett tells a sob storyyou may actually be too retarded for this game>and out of nowhere i end up in a fucking amusement park??? What is this pacing???thats the joke>And wtf with Aerith, she'll-you shouldn't know this yet so not only do you not understand whats going on you spoiled the story for yourself.done, wasting my time on OP. this is bait and I already typed out all this shit.
>>742044643>he ran offHe's literally sunbathing...You guys didn't play the game you just watched a youtube playthrough and parrot a bunch of fanfic shit that doesn't actually happen in game. There's no scene of the party discussing how to infiltrate Shinra's ship, there wasn't even a plan to use a Shinra ship to get to Sephiroth (who, again, is in the ship, so what's the point)
>>742039642You have brown skinYou are an ESLSoleolo WhatsAppCant understand simple englishCant follow a plot line of "Oh hoh sephiroth is spotted in this other town so our group will go to that town"I miss when the only people with internet access were whites.
why are people keep making ff 7 threads
>>742044858>You have brown skinBut i'm whiter than you. Surely you're not so fragile and insecure you need to go into denial?
>>742044786context asshole, he ran off in the shinra building.they don't kill him on the beach because why the fuck would they, they are after ONE guy, and to bring down not murder a corporate power company>you didn't play the gameI completed the original 3 times and played the entire compilation actually fuckwit
>why he needs boat thenYou are ESL and cant read.
>>742034159Remake does clear up the purpose of the robed guys which is Jenova's WIFI Hotspot. I was confused that we were meant to be chasing Sephiroth but all the descriptions of him matched a tattood robe guy instead. We never had a good visual in OG of a robed guy shapeshifting into Sephiroth to clear it up.
>>742044973>whiter than you>ESL?
>>742045062> American trying to pretend he's whiteho ho ho.Notice how the racists are not posting their hand.
>>742044636it's funny because some rpg players always talk to every npc, no matter whati know because i am one of them>>742044643ff13 is garbage and everything to do with the plot is executed so amateurishlyi mean it's really because the gameplay is awful but i won't give them a pass on their total inability to organically develop the plot
>>742045148ESL to the point of being unable to follow simple dialogue is owning you.You made a thread showcasing that you are illiterate. Its over.
>>742043521alien tentacle monster leaves behind goo?no the game requires red blood when though there are no human bodies nearby and President shinra is alive how soulless is this demake /s
>>742035481Aerith's story doesn't get good until the Temple of the Ancients
>>742035725Sephiroth killed Clouds mom and sliced up Tifa. Cloud hasn't forgiven that. There is another reason Cloud is following Sephiroth that isn't revealed until disc 2.
>>742045350Post your hand <3Scared? brownie
>>742045749It is kind of baffling to see you type this in the first place.The self hate you hold is sad.
>>742036057Lets be fair everyone. Tifa has no plot until the middle of disc 2. She's just kinda there chillin.
>op shows he screenshots every single line of dialogue>anon can't see he's being disingenuous and won't argue in good faith
>>742046135Tifa has no plot even in disc 2. She's there as goonbait for heteroids.
>>742036280>plot itself switches from Goofy to intense in seconds.Unironically one of the best things about it.
>>742038909Yeah, exactly. Are zoomers just fucking retarded or what? zany anime bullshit is part of the fun of a jrpg
>>742037562>Why can Sephiroth fly and teleport when he couldn't before!Why indeed... maybe because he's not a "physical" being anymore. But you wouldn't know that at this stage because everytime you try to touch him he leaves or drops a tentacle monster named Jenova on you.You are supposed to be confused by Sephiroth. Is he dead? Alive? What's his purpose? Why did he kill the President of Shinra and fuck off? If he's an ancient like Aerith why does he have different abilities? Wait Aerith is said to be the last ancient by Shinra itself so why is Sephiroth claiming he's also one?Questions you should be having at this point in the game.
>>742047492>You are supposed to be confused by Sephiroth.I'm more confused about why i went to Gold Saucer and then to Gongaga and now to Canyon.
>>742038197Talk to Barret at the fire in Cosmo Canyon. He'll talk more about his motivations.
>>742047732>why i went to Gold SaucerSephiroth went there.>Gongagaliterally an optional area>CanyonRed XIII wants to go back home and knows you can learn things there
>>742038586The only confusing parts on a first playthrough was Sephiroth/Jenova/Clones and how they worked exactly. What's controlling what. But after thought and future playthroughs you can kind of work it out.Remakes unironically are doing a better job explaining that part right off.
>>742039272>Damn Gen Alpha is fuckedAnon, Gen Alpha don't play OG FF VII
>>742038993See even OG fans forget that Cloud made shit up. He didn't get memories injected into his brain. He either had a 1st person recollection or made shit up.So I don't blame OP for being confused but FF games are about exploring the world and enjoying the towns. The excuse for going from town to town is secondary.
>>742039004Aeriths plot is relevant until the final credits. Her death doesn't mean her relevance to the plot goes away.
>>742039309Gongaga is optional. You could have skipped it. The world is designed in a linear fashion. Unlocking new transportation methods makes it less linear. Until then you visit towns in a specific order as the story unfolds. The second half of Disc 1/Rebirth has a road trip vibe.
>>742038909it was my first back in '98 and i loved it. ESL myself so i didn't even pick up on the shitty grammar .
>>742039004>i just arrived at Canyon (and i've no fucking idea why i'm even here, i think it was mentioned when i left Midgar that Red 13 wanted to come here but i thought we were searching for sephirot, not taking rapist dog home)your buggy broke down and they're fixing it
>>742042569Sephiroth showing up early has plot relevance we don't understand yet just like OP being confused why Sephiroth can fly.
>>742049680>your buggy broke downWhen did that happen? My buggy was literally fine.
>>742043521Cloud dodging bullets with his neck made Gongaga worth it.
>>742044174Legitimate criticism of Rebirth is butchering the return to Nibelheim. The OG section gave me goosebumps from the (When you see it)
>>742034041>>Only Midgar section and the first flashback were fun and intereting.An all Midgar, FFX hallway style game would've been really cool honestly. Really show the class disparity going from the plates to the slums
>>742044636The two guards have a funny dynamic. One is a new recruit and the other is a veteran. The veteran keeps wanting the new recruit to be meaner. When the plate is about to fall you are worried all the NPCs are just fucking around instead of leaving. One of the guards acknowledges your kindness for caring.Remake expanded this scene with Wedge convincing the new recruit to open the gates to let more people escape.
>>742035334>5075 screenshots of dialogueFucking based OP.You have literal proof of your claims and those that can’t accept that they’re wrong will try to burn you down.
>>742048719That may be the best part of FF7; it's one of the few games to have an unreliable narrator that works.
I loved FF7 back in the 90's, but it's crazy that a few people are pretending that the story is not a bit nonsensical and there's a lot of "just accept shit as it happens and dont' think too hard about it". Probably bringing in post-first playthrough knowledge into their thinking.
>>742051191There's a lot of that because you're playing as someone with brain damage flying by the seat of their pants.
>>742035334Based, i felt the same way about everything after the dark elf in FF4, just complete non sequiturs constantly
>>742047732Because there is nowhere else to go so you go into the first towns you see to search for clues. Its very dungeons and dragons like that.
>>742047732The Canyon also has some of the best world building that is very important to pay attention to. It might help you understand Aerith and Sephiroth better.
>>742051246It's because it's a poorly written japanese game that got poorly translated. Most of the writing was done while snorting coke off Yakuza-supplied underage hookers' asses.
>>742050062Try getting back in it
>>742035915>An adventure?You're going to have a very mournful life if traveling isn't memorable, Anon.I recommend you visit an aquarium or a zoo. Perhaps go fishing?
chrono trigger got number 1 turn based game of all time for a reason, the story is at least comprehensibleyou should play ff3 or ff4 desu
>>742054420what about ff vi?
>>742038197Barret Wallace grew up in a mining town, North Corel. Its function in human society was to mine the power resource known as "coal." Barret became a "coal miner" from North Corel. It was a hard life, and he wanted things to be easier, though he did find validation in his actions. He knew his job hurt the Planet, but it was ultimately worth it and he felt he earned it. In fact, he didn't earn enough!Shin-Ra, a "make reactor" power company offered to pay the residents of North Corel huge sums of money in order to use their land to change from "mining" coal to extracting "mako." Most of the town enjoyed the idea of "easy profits," including Barret, but some of the town believed Shin-Ra was both lying to them about the benefits and was an evil company that was only going to make their lives worse (specifically, Barret's best friend, a man named Dyne).Dyne was right. Shin-Ra lied to them. Shin-Ra didn't "pay the residents of North Corel" and make their lives easier. Shin-Ra murdered nearly everyone. Barret was fooled, and every one he loved was killed... and his ignorance facilitated all their deaths. He held himself accountable, and he hated Shin-Ra for their criminal deeds. He adopted Dyne's daughter, Marlene, and fled Shin-Ra to find a home and build plans for revenge.Barret Wallace had a life-crisis; his ignorance and self-entitlement caused the death of everyone around him. His life became pointless and his actions became unwillingly crippling (i.e. the metaphor of his "crippled" right arm?). He used his experience as a miner to build a terrorist group, and he used his hatred for Shin-Ra as motivation to fund its actions. He recognizes his value, and Shin-Ra undermines the Planet and himself. He'll kill them for it.Also, he's a reference to Mr. T's character from "The A-Team" named "B.A. Baracus."
>>742050621Are you trolling?The entire conversation is a mistranslation because the translators got confused and thought the guards were talking to Cloud instead of to each other so the conversation itself makes ZERO sense. You didn't play the OG, did you?
>>742039728>Thats the most idiotic thing ever,I guess it's in your interest to stop him, then, huh? If he gets what he wants, you & your entire planet dies. Seems like Cloud (You) is making the correct choice to "stop Sephiroth."
>>742047732>I'm more confused about why i went to Gold SaucerYou're following "Sephiroth."Sephiroth was seen entering Gold Saucer.You're now following him into Gold Saucer.This isn't hard.>I hate minigamesWhy are you playing them, then?
>>742050062>>your buggy broke down>When did that happen? My buggy was literally fine.Try getting back in and leaving.Go on.
So whats going to be the big twist in Revelation? Sephiroth helps kill Jenova?
>>742057917>Sephiroth was seen entering Gold Saucer.When was this mentioned? :)
>>742039728Because Sephiroth is the worst parts of Jenova's predation and Shinra's ambition put in a blender until they created a monster neither of them could control. Sephiroth has access to all of Jenova's abilities and hunger for the Lifestream. But he also has Shinra's philosophy of "might makes right" and their belief that the world belongs to them by default>Sephiroth>Ha, ha, ha...... They've come again, mother.>With her superior power, knowledge, and magic, Mother was destined to become the ruler of this Planet.>But they...>Those worthless creatures are stealing the planet from Mother>But now I'm here with you>so don't worry
>>742058045After leaving Costa Del Sol>Old Man>Whew!!>Hey!>You're actually talking to me.>Cloud>What is it?>Old Man>I just passed a guy in a black cloak back there.>I just tried to tell him that it's dangerous up ahead, and he ignored me!>Cloud>Sephiroth...
>>742058045Before entering Gold Saucer and while speaking with NPCs.
>>742040083How would you rank what you've played?
>>7420586936 > 2 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 1Stranger of paradise was very very good but the story was the worst shit i've ever seen, super fun gameplay tho.Every other spin off has been complete garbage, had to drop Four Heroes of Light due to how boring it was. Mystic Quest forced myself to finish, boooring. Tactics Advance and Tactics Advance 2 boooooring, i hate tactics games holy shit they are so slow, having to wait for EVERY SINGLE ENEMY TURN fuck that. Played the wii ones life as king life as darklord, awful. So far spin offs have been a disappointment save for Strangers which had best gameplay.
>>742058485>>742058497This old man that doesn't say at all that Sephiroth went to the Gold Saucer?
>>742059219He says that Sephiroth went past him. He only path past him is Corel. And when the party confirms he's not in Corel, they move to Gold Saucer. The only other place in the area. Which gets confirmed later by Dio as the party is leaving >Cloud>(Hmm? The letter continues...)>P.S. I just recently met Sephiroth. He must have a lot of fans with boys your age.>Why don't you get his autograph? It seems he's headed toward the South of the river, towards Gongaga.>Sephiroth...>Ester>I guess this is goodbye.>Yeah. Well, if you ever get your own Race Chocobo, come back again.>I'll take care of your registration and everything. I'll see you again.
>>742059427So they went to an amusement park on a limb because Sephiroth wasn't in the hobo camp, even though the hobo camp had another exit. And instead of saying "let's go to gold saucer to look for sephiroth" they say instead "Aerith: LET'S HAVE FUN!"
>>742056983But he doesnt want anything actually just to stare into the void alone for no reason at all>>742058312So he stays with the corpse of his mother alone for all eternity and doesnt plan on getting bored ever?
>>742034041It's the most overrated, shit game of all time.
>>742059590Yes because it's within their characters to do so. Trailing Sephiroth is important but it's not so pressing that they won't indulge a rest period on the way. Hence chilling out at Costa Del Sol, spending a day at the Saucer, learning about the Planet with Bugenhagen, or indulging a date later in the game. It's not FF13 where they're laser focused on one thing... is what I would say. But even in a game criticized for being overly linear, they'll still take a small sabbatical at Nautilus. FFX is a literal death march of a pilgrimage and the cast will still take rest breaks where they can find them
>>742058045After arriving at Costa del Sol, your map tells you.>mumble mumble... Head West...And you're blocked from going any further beyond Gold Saucer until you receive a buggy transportation vehicle. Gold Saucer + buggy = can continue heading west & following Sephiroth.Was that difficult to understand?
>>742059913Well anon i don't know about 10 and 13 but i do know that if it's so important to catch up this world ending villain, going to the casino due to Aerith's gambling addiction is not very responsible.
>>742059619No, he will, in his own words, govern over every soul>Sephiroth>It's simple.>Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury.>The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury.>...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet?>Think how much energy would be gathered!>Ha ha ha. And at the center of that injury, will be me.>All that boundless energy will be mine.>By merging with all the energy of the Planet, I will become a new life form, a new existence.>Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now...>Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul.Why does he think he can do this? Because he's the heir to the planet. It doesn't matter to Sephiroth that Jenova was never an Ancient, the fact she's the most powerful thing on the Planet means it's hers by right and therefore his>Aeris>Sephiroth is different. He's not an Ancient.>Cloud>He shouldn't be able to find the Promised Land.>[Sephiroth appears hovering above the pit.]>Sephiroth>...Ah, but I have.>I'm far superior to the Ancients.>I became a traveler of the Lifestream and gained the knowledge and wisdom of the Ancients.>I also gained the knowledge and wisdom of those after the extinction of the Ancients.>And soon, I will create the future.
>>742060026They don't know he's a world ending villain yet. The only thing they know is that, according to Cloud, he's just as much a threat to the Planet as Shinra. They don't understand he's far worse than Shinra until after the Temple of the Ancients
>>742059619>But he doesnt want anything actually just to stare into the void alone for no reason at allHe (the game) explicitly tells you that using Black Materia, summoning Meteor, syphoning the Planet's Lifestream, and becoming a god with so much power is what he wants. It is, literally, his motivation.>Yeah, but that's, like, so dull, imoI'm glad SQUARE didn't hire you to write the story of Final Fantasy VII.
>>742060026>i do know that if it's so important to catch up this world ending villainYou might "know," but Cloud and the entire Planet doesn't know, yet. It's not revealed.Another incidental point; Cloud and his party are following after where Sephiroth is drawing them almost like, as Hojo implies, he's being "called" towards him. A sort of "calling." Cloud can "hear" where, as you literally state, "it's so important to catch up" because he's almost like some hypnotized creature being "called" to follow. Like many other tattoo zombie-like freaks who seem to "hear" Sephiroth and follow with great urgency and importance.>Why?Keep playing and find out!
>>742034159Yep, only purists disagree, and they're retarded.
>>742060771Yeah I'm glad you brought that up>Hojo>Nothing. I just remembered a certain hypothesis......>Haven't you ever had the feeling something is calling you?>Or that you had to visit some place?......>Cloud>I'll go anywhere Sephiroth is at!>To beat him and put an end to all this!>Hojo>I see...... This could be interesting.>Were you in SOLDIER? .......Heh heh heh! >Would you like to be my guinea pig?The party, and the player, think Cloud is driven towards Sephiroth because of the events of Nibelheim. Nobody understands that there's a much darker influence demanding Cloud to obsess over Sephiroth and follow him wherever he goes.
>>742034041Not defending Nomura but you are simply brain rotted and lack reading comprehension>DisguisesBecause the only ship sailing is Shinra's property and you are in a hurry>Who is the tentacleall you need to know is it's a monster>Sephirot fliesmagicFF7 is a traditional straightforward plot until the very end when you go into Cloud's mind, Nomura only started huffing his own farts after ff7's success
>>742038505summon meteorto kill humanity
>>742061131Tetsuya Nomura was not a writer or director for SQUARE. He was an artist.That's it. That's his role. He drew pictures.
>>742035920Jenova cells have the power of mimicry, retard, that's why Cloud was imitating Zack.
>>742034041It's a tragic love story, mixed with saving the planet and finding your true self
>>742034473Dunno if anyone explained the tattoo thing for you but try to remember where you saw the first guy with a tattoo and how was he like. It will be all revealed later but im not too confident you will get it if you cant understand how every guy with a tattoo is not counting Red XIII
>>742061435I could swear he wrote at least a few games, especially on the ps1 era
>>742061483No dumbass, his jenova cells read Tifa's memories, nothing indicates they read Zack's
>>742061483What? You understand that was a lie Sephiroth told to convince Cloud, and Tifa, that he's a test tube baby right? The whole point of the Lifestream section is Cloud is a real person and Jenova was fucking with his head. In fact, Cloud explicitly says his SOLDIER persona comes from stories he'd heard from Zack>Cloud>I never was in SOLDIER.>I made up the stories about what happened to me five years ago, about being in SOLDIER.>I left my village looking for glory, but never made it in to SOLDIER......>I was so ashamed of being so weak; then I heard this story from my friend Zack...>And I created an illusion of myself made up of what I had seen in my life......>And I continued to play the charade as if it were true.It's why Cloud doesn't know things he definitely should like the layout of the Shinra Building even though that's literally where SOLDIER is headquartered>Barret>Hey, you oughta know this building well.>Cloud>...Not really, now that I think about it,>This's the first time I've ever been to the Headquarters.This is not hard to understand, we literally see Zack talking to Cloud and telling him stories in Disc 3
>>742059219You seriously have to be one of the dumbest fucks to ever grace us with your presence on this board. It was okay for you in Junon for folks to say a man in a black cape appeared and killed our soldiers, you could understand it then. Now suddenly less then an hour later you cant comprehend that the man in a black cape could be Sephiroth. Seriously, get a fucking brain scan, im worried about your health
>>742062007Cope, Ifalna's tapes with Professor Gast prove that Jenova's cells have the power of mimicry. Ifalna tells Gast that Jenova got close to the Cetra by "looking like their dead parents or friends," using illusions and shapeshifting to infiltrate and gain their trust before infecting them with a virus.
>>742061923I'm willing to admit he attended company meetings (12 people) and contributed ideas, but was never given credit as any sort of key writer."Character design" is about as vague as SQUARE allows for his contributions for .01% of plot or background summaries of certain characters.He got his traction when he took over artwork for FFVII and made his importance when he directed Kingdom Hearts (2002). People already recognized him as "that emo + belts guy."
I never really understood the complaints about FF7's story and translation. If you have above a room temperature IQ it's easy to put two and two together. Is this what teachers are referring to when they say new students and even graduates can't parse information or intent from text?
>>742059219By that point in the story the player should already that the black robe guys are connected to Sephiroth.
>>742062556Yeah Jenova can shapeshift. This does not mean Cloud is a literal shapeshifted Jenova clone. Hell even in Ifalna's account she says that the people Jenova infected turned into monsters>Ifalna>I'm all right... When the Cetra... were preparing to part with the land they loved...>That's when it appeared!>It looked like... our... our dead mothers... and our dead brothers. Showing us spectres of their past.>Gast>Who is the person that appeared at the North Cave? I haven't any idea.>Ifalna>That's when the one who injured the Planet... or the 'crisis from the sky', as we call him, came.>He first approached as a friend, deceived them, and finally...... gave them the virus.>The Cetra were attacked by the virus and went mad... transforming into monsters.>Then, just as he had at the Knowlespole.>He approached other Cetra clans...... infecting them with... the virus..
>>742062691*should already know
>>742035334wtf did I just walk in to
>>742062683It mostly has to do with how words are presented and what players would typically think they mean. For example the word "clone" implies a genetic copy made in a lab. But the Sephiroth clones aren't literal clones. They're clones through circumstance aka regular people injected with the same type of cells Sephiroth had. After all you can't keep cucking Vincent until you get an army of Sephiroths, that just takes too much time. But if you take the word "clone" at face value then you might believe Cloud was made in a petri dish or something.
>>742062842I didn't say anything about Cloud being a "shapeshifted Jenova clone," I'm saying that you're wrong in suggesting that Cloud's mimicry of Zack has nothing to do with being infused with Jenny's cells.
>>742034041You haven't met Sephiroth yet. He's a corpse incased in crystallized lifestream in a crater to the north. Also Sephiroth is literally calling Cloud, alongside all the tattooed men, to rejoin with him so he can revive. Cloud has Jenova cells in him from experiments by Hojo. Play the game
>>742063089I always had the impression the game purposely used the word clone and wanted the player to believe that Cloud was made in a petri dish. The entire game is spent systemically dehumanizing Cloud until control is finally taken from the player at all when he becomes an extension of Sephiroth. The player isn't supposed to get what or who Cloud is until it's shown in Mideel. Even if the exact definition of the word clone and its meaning in the world is ambiguous, how does it change the context of the story? I don't feel like it does.
>>742060183>>742060396At last I'm become a god by merging with the planet now I'll stare into the sun for all eternity!!! Yes thatll show them!!!
>>742034041>And then i arrive at some shitty camp, Barrett tells a sob story, and out of nowhere i end up in a fucking amusement park??? What is this pacing???Are you clinically retarded, OP? Genuine question
>>742057917Better stop him fast. Hes up to something
>>742064042>Sephiroth bluntly says he will take ownership of every soul becoming the new God of the planet >"he wants to stare at the sun"Can you just tell us you're pretending to be retarded so you can fuck off already?
>>742059590Duh. Why can't the party take a break?
>>742060261The party is literally homeless after they leave Midgar. They have nothing better to do.
>>742064707Okay so then there's no problem taking a break at the nearest vacation spot that's a tram ride away. It's not like they know what Sephiroth is doing while they're chasing him. They're not privy to his actual plan until the Temple
>>742064383Just to be clear you mean he will rule over everyone in the lifestream? As in his own personal non material kingdom afterlife where he is in charge?
>>742065382Yup he wants to be God. He's the smartest and the best looking.
>>742065382That's every soul. All of them. Living and dead. The game establishes that all life comes from and returns to the Lifestream. That's why Shinra is evil. They believe they can burn all those memories and experiences and souls for money because they own the world. But no one owns the Lifestream, it's exclusively The Planet's. To bless and recycle all life with no bias. President Shinra is a fucking piece of shit but even his life is a part of the tapestry of experiences that is the Lifestream. So Sephiroth deciding to take it for himself and decide what happens to the souls within it for no other reason that he's powerful enough to do it makes him the most evil organism walking the Planet.
>>742034041Maybe try reading the dialogue instead of playing on your phone and watching Twitch in the background.
>>742065716>dissolve into lifestream and become a flower in WutaiVs>Control the lifestream and maintain your sense of self.
>>742065847So you're just going to stay in the Crater and stay yourself right? >No. I've decided all the flowers are mine now. And the Lifestream that made them
>>742064215>that wasted potentiali hate nu zack
>>742065967Aerith doesn't get it either
>>742066084Aerith also says>He'd tell you that he only cares about the planet. That he'd do everything in his power to protect and preserve it. But this isn't the way it's supposed to be. You're born. You live. You die. Death is always a sad thing but the same way every story has an ending, death is a part of life. And your life and the footprint you left on the world still matters, that's represented in how magic works in FF7. Someone, somewhere, at some point developed the Deathblow technique and that experience is encased in Materia for the living to still use. Sephiroth is the only one who refuses to take the fucking loss. He thought he was special but he was a Shinra lab rat. He lost his fucking mind and then Cloud beat him. But rather than just accept the failure, you know like Cloud did, he keeps doubling down on how he deserves to dictate literally everything because he deserves it. No you arrogant dickhead! You don't get to decide you own everyone and everything because of your power level. You're not a god. You're just as human as everyone else. You even have human parents: Hojo and Lucretia.
Will Sephiroth really exploit Cloud's love, or was this misleading in the trailer
>>742066050I hate that SE keeps pushing a dead man as a main character
>>742068182It makes sense that the two biggest influences on Cloud are more "spiritual" then physical. A theme in FF7 is Cloud only caring about low minded things like glory and popularity to things far bigger than himself.
>>742067119Hes dual wielding Cloud. Hand and face holding!
I'm kinda surprised I don't see "ego" discussed more as a central unifying theme for FFVII. Sephiroth's whole thing is the preservation of his sense of self and his grandiosity that makes him unwilling to be diluted into the bigger whole. Cloud undergoes complete ego death and reconstruction. Hell, the story is ultimately kicked off entirely because Cloud wants to prove he's billy badass to impress a girl. It became cool to shit on reading works for themes, symbolism or metaphors at a certain point when people started going "LOL IT JUST MEANS THE CURTAINS WERE BLUE DAWG" but it's plain as fuck those things are prevalent here given the villain's namesake and relativity between himself and the other characters. It's basically about a guy who self-actualizes to one potential apotheosis of the human condition by means of a literal space alien. So it's like an alien invasion story, but instead of literal invasion, the focus is more on its invasion of the human condition. This isn't meant to be a post about how this game is zomg 2deep4u but I just think it's really cool how it contextualizes its story using elements that are so human for how fantastical the events themselves are.
>>742069116Because the ego concepts are secondary to life and loss, never mind the fact that the real spoiler of the game generally stays intact decades later because everyone focuses on Aeris dying instead
>>742044786>AI upscaled backgrounds>replacing the chibi character models10/10, this is the best ragebait thread in a really long time.
>>742069116Its spiritual warfare. Aerith and Sephiroth are as close to Lucifer and Jesus as RPGs get. Aerith humbles herself in death while Sephiroth wants to hack it for more power.
>>742069914Sephiroth being "defeated" in Rebirth and retreating is just following the OG storyline or fate.
>>742070206I don't agree. The biggest problem I have with smearing Sephiroth's ass all over both Remake games is that he's supposed to be untouchable until the end. An image that becomes lost when Cloud keeps beating his ass every chapter
>>742069437Still, there's a certain irony that's almost funny in having a name character named Sephiroth and the earliest events depicted in the main character's story are him expressing that he literally wants to BE him, right? You could read it as a commentary on the relationship between an interpretation of God and how it plays into someone's pursuit of self-actualization, but then comes along this thing called "death" that throws a wrench in the whole thing.
>>742034041>When the fuck did the party agree to disguise themselves as soldiers and take a Shinra ship?At the risk of responding to obvious bait, I really hope nobody seriously has reactions and views like this. You really need the game and its characters to laboriously explain to you that, indeed, the easiest method for crossing the sea is taking advantage of Shinra infrastructure? Nobody needs to see that, that being made into a scene in itself is what WOULD destroy pacing. Just show the characters cheekily undercover on the ship and everybody understands what's going on. Anything beyond that is just shit writing and visual directing because it fails to understand that often less is more and in stories there's plenty of shit you're better off without.
>>742071619I don't really care about that to be honest. You might as well ask people what they think about Shiva being an ice goddess instead of a period of mourning for someone who has died.
>>742034041>Playing FF 7 and I genuinely can't understand anything that's going on.Going to be brutally honest with you OP. A huge appeal of the original game today comes down to peoples false memories (nostalgia) about the game. Its not even just the game either. They remember being little kids or maybe teenagers for the oldest millennials that played it and they remember those good old times. This game is very different than say Halo, COD, Fortnite, GOW or many other popular mainstream normiecore games out there that also became popular. Those games its kind of in your face a lot more what the appeal would be. Nobody is going to tell you FF7 had the most outstanding gameplay for example. And FF7 also had a ton of wild themes going on with it all at once.Basically FF7 was an experience in a way that most of these other games can't match because they really aren't about the same thing. FF7 might not have been intentionally confusing either but in hindsight it really worked well in the games favor. People still want to discuss it even today. People have a lot of fond nostalgia for it (besides haters of course). Its okay f you don't understand it. Some of it was intentional, some is due to localization, and some is just the developers messing up. But it all still somehow comes together to make an amazing game.
>>742072398>Shiva being an ice goddessbecause it reads like "shiver" and Japs love puns
Unironically I think OP might be too low IQ for a children's game.
>>742035334>I have 5075 screenshotsno wonder you don't get ityou have incredible autism
>>742035334this is the same type of person that says e33 is bad because they don't give you a 30 min lore dump at the start of the game explaining the world
>>742050898holy samefag
>/v/ got bored of hating OOT so it's shitting on another game in the millennial canon, FF7Doesn't being contrarian get old? Everyone knows that you're supposed to talk to the NPCs and figure things out yourself. Zoomers like almost everyone ITT just want a moviegame. FF7 isn't a moviegame. Then again, it's stupid of me to fall for such ridiculous bait.
>why isn't every step of the story spelled out for me in excruciating detail>went through the parts that are and didn't understand themHonestly?I think you might be clinically retarded.If you get a check-up maybe the government will get you a handler to keep you off of grown-up sites like 4chan.
Every time someone complains about the "demake" I'll refer them to this thread.
>>742059219Holy shit that upscaling mod is irritating. It turns the backgrounds into slightly fucked up smeared oil paintings.
OP so far:>can't parse a plot written for teenagers >crying that the plot isn't spelled out for him before he even goes through it>rees about heteros ("heteroids")>rants about incels>calls straight people "porn addict losers">goes on about beastiality>trying to defend the remake>uses extremely fugly PC mods made by retards for retards>badly samefagging in the most obvious way>latin american spanishAnd here I thought it was just indians.Rangeban for south america when?
>>742072823>supposed references to other cultures boil down to punscase in point