Who the fuckkk wrote this game????Fine, the Canyon part was very clear, where to go next? Oh who knows YOU'RE NOT FUCKING TOLD, but whatever I stumble upon Nibelheim and keep going forward.Now I stole Cid's plane and he's ok with it and even joins me??? I STOLE HIS FUCKING PLANE. And now THE WORST MOST CONFUSING PART EVER, how the fuck do you find the Keystone??? I had to fucking google because NO CHARACTER TELLS YOU TO GO TO THAT REMOTE HOUSE WITH NO DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHEREBut whatever, Gold Saucer date, Temple of Ancients and City of Ancients were pretty good segments, save for THE FUCKING CAIT SITH IS A FUCKING ROBOT plot twist, who kidnapped Marlene and Aerith's adoptive mother???? But apparently nobody cares Marlene is in danger??? And the party just forgives Cait Sith and he happily sacrifices himself after being a TRAITOR ASSHOLE 10 minutes before??? who the fuck is controlling him??? I thought he was a magic kittyo not a fucking robot that's so lame.Anyways now Cloud is all mind controller and shit and tries to kill Aerith and even punches the shit out of her in the Temple? That's so stupid.And Aerith's death wasn't that emotional. I guess this is one of those games that's been spoiled to hell and back so nobody cries when the dead bitch finally dies. The music boss fight was pretty good but i'm tired of fighting weird tentacle monsters with no explanation. Let's hope Disc 2 is more fun. But if it's just visiting the same locations i already went to killing giant monsters i'm out.
And who the fuck is gonna be my party healer now??? What a stupid concept to kill of your best magic character without introducing a new magic healer character. So retarded.I'm tempted to make Tifa a healer because shes' a woman and belongs in the kitchen but she seems too retarded to handle magic so i guess i'll just give Cloud healing magic and shell.
japan is all style and no substance. Their games are nonsensical bullshit but it looks cool so weebs cream their dragonball underoos for it.
>>742112705>And who the fuck is gonna be my party healer now??? What a stupid concept to kill of your best magic character without introducing a new magic healer character. So retarded.Cloud surprisingly because apparently all a SOLDIER is, is a regular Shinra soldier that is trained to cast spells. A magic knight. Maybe there was more of a meta reason to have that crossdressing segment earlier on than one initially would think. That's also why Cloud joins the party with spells equipped already since Zack was the same kind of bitch.
>>742112613Lol wait until you see the massive plot hole with how cloud beat sephiroth
>>742113529>Zack was the same kind of bitch.Zack was also a crossdresser?Also insane how the fandom cares about this Zack guyv when he never appears in the original.
>>742113507Name 5 western games with "substance"
>>742112613>>Now I stole Cid's plane and he's ok with it and even joins me??? I STOLE HIS FUCKING PLANE.Shinra was going to steal it anyway and already messed it up so he doesn't care. They got his hopes up about going to space and played him so he's happy to help you instead. Also I find his wife very hot, I like the nerdy quiet type a lot.>And now THE WORST MOST CONFUSING PART EVER, how the fuck do you find the Keystone??? I had to fucking google because NO CHARACTER TELLS YOU TO GO TO THAT REMOTE HOUSE WITH NO DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHEREThis is the only valid criticism since up until this point an NPC tells you where you should go but here they just expect you to try to check any point of interest on the map until you stumble upon it. Which is probably fun for many but I don't really enjoy exploring the map at all which is why I like FFX so much for getting rid of it.
>>742113507Based and redpilled. Sadly 4chan is full of terminally online weeabos who worship everything made in japan and were brainwashed by pol into thinking if they lived in japan they wouldn't be incels.
>>742113851Wait Final Fantays X has no world map?Ewwwww what a shitty game then.
>>742113691>Zack was also a crossdresser?>Also insane how the fandom cares about this Zack guyv when he never appears in the original.He appears in a flashback and you can see he is a long haired sissy just like Cloud and Sephiroth. And considering he was Aerith's bf and what kinks Aerith is in to it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination.
>>742113968>>Wait Final Fantays X has no world map?>Ewwwww what a shitty game then.You just put coordinates in the air ship for new places and pick the ones you've already been to in a list. Why do you care anyway? If you like exploring a boring world map this game shouldn't be confusing at all for you. I prefer going straight to the levels than being on some MS Paint bucket planes overworld.
>>742112613>But whatever, Gold Saucer date, Temple of Ancients and City of Ancients were pretty good segments, save for THE FUCKING CAIT SITH IS A FUCKING ROBOT plot twist, who kidnapped Marlene and Aerith's adoptive mother???? But apparently nobody cares Marlene is in danger??? And the party just forgives Cait Sith and he happily sacrifices himself after being a TRAITOR ASSHOLE 10 minutes before??? who the fuck is controlling him??? I thought he was a magic kittyo not a fucking robot that's so lame.Dude it's obvious he's a robot. He's an animatronic from the Golden Saucer that has a printer that spits out shitty fortunes. You find out later on in the game who's actually controlling him. Also Cait Sith is a strange name, like they were going for Cat Shit. I just set his name to the actual guy like calling Red XIII, Nanaki instead.
>>742112613>daily "I'm playing FF7 for the first time" threadOrganic as usual.
>>742114829But i am... look i even have FF 7 wallpaper <3
>>742115090It's not soleado, today?
>>742115331No today It's Cloud(y)
>>742112613Aeris left the party without saying anything like a retard anyway or she'd still be alive.
>>742112613retarded brownoid
>>742112613This is why remake saved aerith
>>742113691zack appears in the game idiot. you have to complete Vincent's questline to see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PD-xq1k6MQreturn to the basement and enter the room past Vincent's coffin later in the game.
Retard.
>>742119673Why the only men who like Tifa are porn addict incels who fetishize asian women?
>>742120351Tifa's not Asian though she's anime. FF characters used to be race-less until the new ones and FFX's CGI scenes.
>>742120926>Tifa's not Asian though
Next time someone says anything bad about 7remake, I will link to these threads. Then they'll be sorry.
>>742121089Yeah in the new one, which is what I said.
>>742113691>Zack>never appears in the originalEven if you go by the original japanese release version which didn't have the optional Zack flashback scene he's shown in the picture taken with Tifa and Sephiroth and several times when Cloud and Tifa are in the Lifestream
>>742121715That picture scared me. Zack looked like he's wearing nazi pants.
>>742120351Tifa isn't from Asia. She's from Nibelheim.
>>742121089He'll never confirm this, but Nomura 100% based Tifa's design on Jennifer Connelly.Every jap in the 80s/90s was jacking off to her and the white tank top is a clear tell.
>>742123762no it was some misao chick from a porn game.
>>742112613>Who the fuckkk wrote this game????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuWkvyeAu0E
>>742112613retard
i remember you from the last threadthats all I got to say, back in the day you couldn't "just google it" you got stuck and talked to people until you were no longer stuck, not bitch like a 5 year old about the entire journey.you're the kind of person that made quest markers and yellow paint mandatory
>>742123762>the white tank top is a clear tell.This guy knows. I'm not even Japanese and I was cranking it to Connelly
>>74211396810 and 13 don't have a world map either. The series just gets worse and worse until 15 which redeems it.
>>742124236>you're the kind of person that made quest markers and yellow paint mandatoryAnd what's the problem with that?I fucking love Skyrim compass. I play videogames for fun, not to read some Morrowind wall of text giving a vague description of the next quest location, or worse yet, doing what FF 7 did with the Keystone house and forcing you to google.
>>742124473>And what's the problem with that?goodbye 4chan
>>742124236Or you could buy a strategy guide. Or read the tips section of a gaming magazine.
>>742123762WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE BIGDICKTIFAFAG420 HERE WITH ANOTHER EXPERT TIFA DESIGN BREAKDOWNTODAY'S EXPERT BREAKDOWN IS A COMPARISON OF THE BEAUTIFUL TIFA LOCKHART ALONGSIDE JENNIFER CONNELLY AND TIFFANI AMBER-THIESSENSOME THINGS YOU'LL NOTICE RIGHT AWAY IS BOTH GIRLS HAVE DARK HAIR AND WHITE TOPS WHICH CLEARLY MEANS THEY'RE DEFINITE INFLUENCES FOR TIFA'S DESIGN BUT WHAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED IS MISS AMBER-THIESSEN *ALSO* SPORTS A SET OF SUSPENDERS, WHICH MISS CONNELLY DOES NOT.ANOTHER THING TO CONSIDER IS THAT MISS TIFFANI AMBER-THIESSEN'S FIRST NAME *LITERALLY* CONTAINS "TIFA" IN IT. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.SO NOW THAT WE'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF WHO INFLUENCED TIFA LOCKHART'S DESIGN I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ASTOUNDING RELEVATION. BE SURE TO COMMENT BELOW AND THROW ME A LIKE SO I CAN KEEP BRINGING YOU EXPERT BREAKDOWNS AND IRREFUTABLE FACTS TO ENRICH YOUR TIFA-ADDLED MINDS. UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS BIGDICKTIFAFAG420 SIGNING OUT.
>>742124473>And what's the problem with that?Heat death of the universe cannot happen soon enough
> How women look at you when you tell them to stop crossdressing their boyfriend
>>742112705Oops, you thought losing Aerith wouldn't be a big deal.
aside from the story are you enjoying the character progression/power/combat? i fucking love getting new limit breaks and unlocking upgraded materia spells or finding new equipment. grinding in 7 is so satisfying
>>742112613Its time boys
>>742115903She said she was going to slap the shit out of Sephiroth and come back. Don't sell her weapons just in case.
>>742123913This
>>742125492i was wrong i want Aerith back in my party i don't wanna use that stupid bitch Tifa she's a fat cow
>>742124571kek.
>>742126216You make Yuffie your healer. She has clear tranquil.Cloud/Yuffie/Cid Supremacy
>>742126626Yuckkk no thanks Yuffie is a horrible character and a massive bitch. Let alone she's ridiculously plot irrelevant.
>>742126626>limit break for healingVincent + Sniper CR/Long Barrel R + Deathblow + MP Absorb = high magic character with ranged attack that always crits and gives you back MP
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>>742112613Here
>>742112613you're dumb. palmer was trying to steal it. cloud & co were going to ask to borrow it. then it started being a run away plane so everyone jumped on it. it broke but was still sea worthy
Retards new yellow paint in text now
