>gaming is dea-
>No Onimusha>No blood of the dawnwalker>No stranger than heaven
no one is seriously hyped for intergalactic right?
dlcremakesequelrebootsequelremakeremake of a remakeremakeremakesequelsequelnewremakenewnewnew
>max payne remakewut?
>>742148540half of these are shit>>742148795i heard about stranger than heaven was going to probably be shit too dont know about the other two
>>742150404it's being worked on by Remedy but not much else is known
>>742148540>goyslop>foidslop>remakeslop
>>74215030290% of them have women as MC also ...
>>742150302john wick is not "new"
>>742150638not even half and so what
>>742150638having a female protag isnt bad. its not like female protags are a new thing either, so idk where all the weird hate came from.
>>742148540You have to finish the sentence if you provide a pic completely cementing your point. Or are you suggesting the oppositie, are the audience for this but killed yourself mid sentence?
>>742148540>DLC for a 10 year old game>remake of a 20 year old game>girl boss sequel>girl boss sequel>girl boss sequel>remake of 20 year old games>might actually be a faithful sequel>bastardized remake of a 30 year old game>remake of a 30 year old game>might actually be a good sequel>movie game sequel>who?>remake of a 20 year old game>movie>who>bald dyke sim '26it really is kind of amazing how shit it is. you could have shown kid me all kinds of shit from today, and I would have thought it was all an elaborate joke.
>Nigger Madness by EA
Most of these will come out in 2027 apart from 2 or 3 of them.
>>742148540>>742151975where are all the 2026 games
>>742148540>MP remakeIm looking forward to it so its going to become trash
>>742152516
>>742152635it doesn't look very promising, unfortunately. more than anything it makes me want to reinstall and play with the kung fu mod.
>>742148540>>742151975>>742152740Gaming isn't dea- but all of these fucking suck
>>742153139damn, i didnt know you played all of these games already. you must got some crazy connections!
>>742149969Heretics where we at
>>742153139I dunno what to say. I cant think of any other games coming out this year or next year.
>>742148795Dude new Onimusha kinda plays like Sekiro and I'm ultra fucking here for it.Also havent replied to something on 4chan in a fucken decade. New captcha is gayer than aids.
>>742153273People like us who've played hundreds or even thousands of games, and have played games for decades, can instantly tell whether a game is gonna be worth our time or not.
Roblox
>>742151124Nobody likes a Mary Sue but also I didn't hear anyone bitch when re3 was starring only Jill instead of a dude and chick like the previous 2 games. Didn't hear anyone bitch about the original gooner bait that was Laura Croft either.
>>742153273I know what I like, anon.>>742153338It's definitely a disappointing year for new games. I'm gonna try the new Fire Emblem and that's kinda it.
>>742152740Also black fag remake, halo remake, plague tale, control, gears of war, sar wars racing game, 2 Tbsp all-purpose flour, 1 Tbsp tomato paste, 2 garlic cloves
>>742153398The demo for Onimusha was pretty bad. The enemies are all retards who are zero threat.
>>742154151>2 Tbsp all-purpose flour, 1 Tbsp tomato paste, 2 garlic cloves
>>742148540Literally less than 50% of these games will make money back.And that's a bad thing, it should be 100%
>>742154294Mixed up the upcoming games tab with a shepherd’s pie recipe
>>742148540yes YESfine additions to the collection of woked slop that will flop anon!
>>742154502resident evil and final fantasy are not wokeslop. dunno about the rest.
>>742153273Half the games are remakes, so yes, I did play them already.
>>742149969You wouldn't know it looking at /v/, but Druckman has a lot of fans.
>>742148540>majority of them are instantly DOA wokeshit, straight up vaporware, sequelboots and Unreal Engine/RE remakes>2 (TWO) new IP games on the list
>>742154214I really liked the boss at the end of it but the rest of the enemies were fucking lobotomites so yeah. I'm an og RE/genma fan so I think I'm probably snorting fat lines of copium right now. If they tuned the Ai up to big boy mode though, I think it'll be dope. Also probs going to wait for the mod that gets rid of the yellow paint on everything you can interact with.
>>742148540some woke dogshit and some games which actually might be goodbetter than most years desu
>>742157085No hope for fable or GoW. Really hoping Capcom does code Veronica as well as they did the remake of re4. The 2 remake was dope but also heavily flawed andmissing the second half of the game. the remake of 3 is only tolerable if weren't alive in the 90's and also your mom smoked heroine mid pregnancy
>>742151975another RE game remake, fineanother FFVII remake, fineanother TR remake, fineSilent Hill remake, cautiously optimisticMax Payne remake, vaporware until further noticeWitcher 3, decade old gameFable is pathetic dogshitStranger Than Heaven has potential, could be putrid wokeshit propagandaAC lesbian witches, couldn't possibly careStar Wars, garbageTides looks great, cautiously optimisticILL looks great, hopefully optimisticExpanse looks mid as fuck, zero auraExodus also looks mid as fuck, and I'm a huge ME fanDarksiders was always midLords of the Fallen 2 has some good art, if the gameplay is good I'll try itLOLWOKE FLOPWho?Who?Who?Star Trek in 2026, almost as bad as Star WarsMagicians actually looks funGundam could easily be greatWho?Who?Fake until proven realCould be alrightWho?Subversive Jewish purple slop, instant DOA garbage, fuck LevineNo Law could be good, could be utter jankshitLooks like BR2049, mitebcoolIs that the 2D FPS RPG inspired by that one AI video?
>triple a trashyawn, bait thread
>>742148540Which one is supposed to convince me?
>>742149969Reddit milenials who simp for Naughty Dog, despite them not making a good game since Uncharted 2 (17 years ago)
>>742158565>Is that the 2D FPS RPG inspired by that one AI video?Yes - https://youtu.be/EOg8SZmYQr0
