Why aren't games fun anymore?
>>742273116They're made by retarded fat women and soiboys
new 'hog
Morky-mork.
>>742273472where the hell is this
You play on a keyboard
>>742273116Go fishing instead, it's fun
>>742275135this is retarded
>>742275135>ai slop
>>742273116Because you dont allow yourself to have fun well playing them.
>>742273116They still are
>>742273116ironically, everyone thinks they need to make bloated slop and sell it for $70. no one wants to sell 50 million copies at $3 a pop like the Vampire Survivors dev did.
>ive played videogames for +8 hours a day every day for the last +20 years... why am i bored of them??
>>742276586>>742276682PC gaymers mad LMAO buy a console.
SORRY FOR MORKING ROCKIN
>>742273116because you're a depressed retard with no other hobbies and you stick to the same handful of games and genres instead of trying something new
>>742273116WAZZAP, M0RK
>>742276586no, you are.
love him, simple as.detractors can't name better reviewers, matthew just burned himself the other week.
shmup discords were so cringe. does ric still frequent them or did he finally shoot himself?
Mork really downloads save files for every game because "he's too skilled to play on normal." What an ego. Also he really did play DMC3 with all stats maxed out and button mashed, very strange fella.
>>742273116>Why aren't games fun anymore?Because you come on 4chan where everyone is miserable and treats playing games like a fucking job despite the fact they (you) arent getting paid for it. Imagine hanging out with fuck sub room temperature iq monies that glaze games for being le difficult whether its dog shit or not for more than half of it like dark souls, or blow ecelebs like vinesauce cause theyd rather watch some shitter play it than touch it themselves. Hope this clears up your retardation.
>>742289117We love video games. It just so happens that there are a lot of people who post solely to try to make 4chan a less entertaining place for its users. Everyone knows this, there are even official government-sponsored publications talking about it, but the moderators don't do anything about it because they're probably more concerned with short terms ad revenue than with the quality of the community.
>>742273116you have higher standards and shovelware is now the norm across all budget tiers of development
>>742288267All reviews are shit.
because every game is made by people that are not gamers and only see games as how much money they can squeeze out of the consumer or by people that actively hate you and want to ruin gaming as a hobby for political reasons
I actually liked Mork before he became a fulltime youtuber. Before he'd actually make videos about stuff he enjoyed. Now all he does is make milquetoast roasts of games no one gives a shit about by the time his review is released.
>>742273116I think a lot of people completely missed the point that he made in this video which is in short: yes, you "enjoy" the games you're playing, they seem fine... But the very nature of these games (being slow, story-driven, tutorialized, dumbified in a "smart", committee-driven way) make your overall experience kinda miserable. So despite playing these "fine", "professionally made" games you still remain unsatisfied because you didn't actually engage with these modern games like you would with something like Ninja Gaiden. You WANT to suffer a truly challenging, intensive game even if you think otherwise.
>>742288580There was another La Plaza server but that one got ruined by pedo archive and toho pedos. As far as I know, there is yet another server but without Ric. He did stream himself playing that Gradius romhack like 3 days ago on Twitch.
>>742290417>like you would with something like Ninja Gaiden.He doesn't even do that lmao
>>742290705truly sad news. he should clear something worth a damn if hes still being an obnoxious invalid.
Play VR
>>742292539I think we should permanently rangeban everyone who posts retarded AI images like this
>>742293759>still seething about AIgive it up tranny
>>742293832Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?
>>742273116This guy only like cock and ball torture games.
>>742273116Why aren’t you fun anymore?
>>742292430What do you believe to be "worth a damn"
>>742293867Only they seethe about AI this much, cause they lost their job to it lmao
>>742280081Why haven't I gotten bored of games yet?
>>742288910>he really did play DMC3 with all stats maxed out and button mashedSauce?
>>742294012i dont recall him even clearing 1 loop of an arcade version of any gradius so start with that i guess.
>>742275135>2026 and this retarded argument is still being used
test
>>742294227What job?
MORKGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Games ARE fun. This is a self evident truth if you played. However, nobody here is even capable of picking up a controller, much less acrually taking the time to learn a game. It's actual insanity. I have never seen a space dedicated to video games be so vehemently against their existence. Like even Reddit must be better than 4chan at this point. And what's worse, not only do they not play video games, they will descend onto anyone who does and strike with schizophrenic fury the likes of which has never been seen before. You post a video of gameplay, and what happens? You get dislike bombed, slandered, insulted, all because you dared to step out of the schizo shitposter protocol. New anons are unironically evil. I should not have to live in fear like this.
>>742294327Literally all of his DMC3 gameplay in any video he mentions it, including his full review of the game. It's all NG+ maxed stats with 999999 red orbs. His autism forces him to cheat at games, because progression bad because muh arcade doesn't have it (even though some games do).
>>742294493Rule 34 artist
>>742294451I'm just curious because1) the harder games I clear the more I get harassedand 2) the harder games I clear the worse at shmups I feel I amI agree that people should seek to get better and play challenging games instead of stagnating and playing off topic garbage, but I don't understand what the point of these discords are, they just seem like mental illness dens. Like why do more shmup discords than rev need to exist at all? I've seen a lot of "schizo radiation" on 4chan lately, speedrunning has similiarly been ruined by NASA. Like there's some dead discord or general fracture that just sets up camp here and pervasively ruins everything. If people didn't bring this shit up constantly I wouldn't even know about it. How did things get so far removed from playing video games?
>>742294472>its retarded but i can't explain why
>>742295032It's more fun to accurately get your intended inputs and ease of use typically means you find engaging with a game grating. For example, I find people who are obsessed with handhelds typically only play garbage in bed they couldn't otherwise stomach.
>>742294852what's wrong with wanting to play with all things maxxed out?if he grew up with a ps2, he probably have played the game normally anyway
>>742295448>what's wrong with wanting to play with all things maxxed out?It completely trivializes the game. It wasn't designed with cheating in mind, believe it or not.
>>742295198>It's more fun to accurately get your intended inputs and ease of useAutism mindset
>>742295549if it wasn't designed with endgame stats in mind then it wasn't well designed
>>742295746This is not some faggoty Diablo clone or whatever. There is no "endgame stats"
>>742294925all my hatred for people like ric and others stems from years of watching their retarded takes and propagating shit like 'fake interest' while clearly showing little to no interest in anything other than making discussion of actually playing the games miserable. i see that it still persists, be it from those same people or not, and since i know i cant do anything about it i just shitpost and push buttons where i can. at the very least im still finding new games and setting goals for them. and with that i should probably get back to garegga before i turn into the very thing i hate.
>>742295648>debate me liberals!>lose argument>autism!
>>742296319Is there an actual strat for reducing flamingo rng? Like let's say I'm trying to incorporate in the NL milk and go into stage 2 with as many bombs as possible. How much of flamingos is truly rng and how much of it is just executing a specific maneuver tightly? Apologies if that's a stupid question.
>>742296657i havent tried to minmax the flamingos, im only using silver sword which is apparently really bad for that part. it does seem very random no matter what though because of the sprite limit and just where they decide to spawn.
>>742296990Oh I see, I'm kind of in a spot where the next thing I want to do with that game is a letter score with Gain, I just really like that ship and there's a lot of neat tricks I didn't do last time I played. I feel the biggest hurdles are the the segment from NL milk to flamingos, and getting better at phase 1 ghost squids spread attack, as I just bomb spammed it last time. The rest I think I can kinda just grind out. But that's not happening yet, playing something else now anyways.Good luck!
>>742275135>AI sloppa
>>742295549>It completely trivializes the gamedoes it trivialize going for S ranks in dante must die?
>>742298901Yes, since the game was designed with NG in mind. Besides, Mork always ignores scoring in games.