I still can't believe this is the SINGLE game in the past TEN years to do romance right.
>>742509378isn't that the Telltale knockoff that got a bunch of e-celebs to larp as voice actors?
Getting woke vibes from it so that can't be true
>>742509378>harem game>does romance rightanon, i...
>I still can't believe this is the SINGLE game in the past TEN years to do romance right.
>>742509469>Gay guy is a flamerWhat did they mean by this?
>>742509378Oh no, no, no...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hHyioLCxw&t=2524s
>>742509686Why do people say he's gay anyway? Is there something I missed or it's just faggots projecting?
>>742511196He can't stop thinking about Robert's cock he sings about it.
>I still can't believe this is the SINGLE game in the past TEN years to do romance right.......fucking HOW? The writing and romance is GARBAGE, it's just basically YA novel tier garbage. Please ropemax right now.
>>742509378whoops wrong pic haha
>>742509378Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>>742511389So if you make a joke about a guy having a tiny dick it's because you're gay?So projecting it is.
>>742513805Why are you thinking about dicks, anon?
>>742509378>i wake up exhausted, even in the morning
>>742509469I can't believe this is woke in 2026
>>742509614It's not a harem game. It's a "girl a, girl b, or neither" game. I wish it was a harem game.
>>742509469objectively speaking it had all the best romance archetypes and it was like a harem anime. dispatch is awesome. more linear than everyone presumed however. also the gameplay is really basic
terrible gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hHyioLCxw
>>742517552you posted this already troon
>>742511196during the rain dispatch he talks about his date with a guyalso before that he talks about robert not being his type, as an early hint
>>742517552"everything wrong with modern society"?not gonna watch an hour long video but how can that possibly be true? whats the core thesis here?
>>742511196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XeDqk64IP8&t=37s
>>742509378>do romance righ>it's just ff7 all over again
People shit on Mixtape for being beaten with only ten clicks when I basically did the same for Dispatch. At least my friends liked watching the show with me.
>>742517971this is a somewhat valid point but I dont mind it too muchyou can let dispatch play itself but why would you want to do that? the dispatching minigame is fun.
>>742517862>Hey! They ripped off this ideal game from 1997 that almost nobody else did since!how awfulA romantic dichotomy where you can choose the girl you want is like the ideal. It pleases everyone. And it's honestly baffling more don't follow that model.
dude... what if... superhero stories were... LE DARK
>>742518162>dispatch>darkholy fucking secondary
>>742517971Mixtape has zero gameplay. At least Dispatch had invented like 2 dedicated minigames between VN segments. And there's defined "win/lose" conditions even if the story trudges ahead regardless.
>>742518162dispatch isnt dark it's barely even cynical, the fact that superhero network is essentially running a protection racket isnt even really acknowledged
>>742512013I've only played the first two games but what happened to alisa
>>742509378shame the dialogue stunk and the ending hinges on the badguy just not waiting til he got home to check if the plug in was fake or not. Nice idea. Hope a sequel gets a better dialogue writer involved.
>>742518274hardly even a protection racket when half of the calls are like getting a balloon in a tree or delivery a coffee
>>742518162>is that a heckin subversirino
>>>/weg/
>game where you can date a pretty, unapologetically kind white girl and it works out with no strings attached>/v/ chooses the septum piercing mutt instead and calls the game wokeexplain this to me
>>742518162It's not even as edgy as Suicide Squad, even though it's roughly the same premise.
>>742518745invisigal is really really cutesimple as
>>742518745If not for the septum ring I might have been blind to how terrible an option invisibitch is. That was enough to wake me up.
>>742509378I don't trust them to not fuck up season 2.
>>742509378>can't romance batboyLiar.
>>742509378>game constantly tries to push one of the two girls on me>refuse to engage with such coombrain nonsense>game's story suddenly makes much less senseits a shit game specifically because it relies on the crutch of 'weaponize normal people's weakness for pretty girl' to be 'good'a 6/10. 7/10 at MOST.
>>742518745many people are stupid and blind
>>742519085>implying fixing a girl and having her fall for you as you save the day isnt peak storytelling
>takes you to a bar for an interview>you almost get merked at said by bar a former ex-villain and one of her employees>gives you mixed signals the entire time>gets the both of you drunk>threatens to push you off a billboard if you refuse her job offer>falls asleep on your shoulder mid-interview>leaves you stranded on the billboard with no way downwhat the FUCK was her problem?
>>742517971You're locked out on options if you play poorly in Dispatch.
>>742521802only one and at this point it's a purely cosmetic one
>>742519085>its a shit game>6/10
>>742518162Dispatch isn't dark at all, and Invincible's ending isn't dark.
>>742518834Then why didn't you put the nose ring in your post, you faggot.
>>742525015I cant help it if artists forget some detail
Remember when all those visifags accused BB of being evil, a spy for Shroud, having ulterior motives, etc. and then the last 2 episodes dropped and it turned out everything they accused her of, visi was guilty of instead?
>>742525894yeah how stupid to think BB was involved in the plotinstead she wasnt. lol
>romance in vidyais this the most cringe thing ever?
>>742525980>0 exclusive romance scenes that don't have their own BB counterpart must be sad knowing that the vast majority of visi's interactions are forced on the player regardless of whether or not you romanced her
>>742509378it's not though.
>>742517971Not to defend Shitbatch but it’s whole gimmick was being advertised as an “interactive TV show” whereas Mixtape was advertised as an actual game, but you ended up doing fucking nothing in it.
>>742526225yes I am truly sad to know my girl was actually part of the game I'm playing
>>742526667>bragging about her being a pick-me girllol
I can't believe people actually liked Invisibitch. Holy fucking shit taste.
>>742526667>Off-model trashYou must not be that into her.
>>742517971Even literal normalfags who like these types of games thought Mixtape was shit
I enjoyed Dispatch a lot, but playing it for romance just tells me you're a retarded teen, and stating it's does "romance" well? What the fuck you underaged faggot? You literally press a button you can't "fail" or had to build up towards because you were literally forced into "picking" either who were all into you no matter what you have done. That's not romance, that's forced narrative.
>>742527181I played it like someone running a hero squad and got the bad ending. Its insane how much you have to suck up to Invisigirl for the "true" ending. Completely ruined the experience for me
>The sole westoid game with straight romance options from a male's pov became the biggest gay colony on /vg/. The vast amount of anons who still care about the game are the actual unrepentant homosexuals who either want to fuck brown guys or get fucked by one. Try to talk about any straight romance and they will tell you that you do not fit in.Funny.
Aaron Paul sucks at voice acting. He sounds bored the entire game
>>742527376Yeah, that's kind of the whole emotional range Robert was supposed to have after losing his entire identity.Good job detecting this, your asperger rating went down by 0.1!
>>742527181you dont need to go after anyone
>>742518162Dispatch is vulgar and crass, but I wouldn't call it dark
>do romance right.>You literally don't have any choiceThis is the exact same zoombie brainset that made it impossible to lose against story bosses in modern gacha and even "serious games".The zoombie simply cannot comprehend effort towards getting what the subchimps desires, it needs immediate rewards for no effort. And sadly developers decided to cater to them since they "are the future" (until around 2045 when they will trigger global human eradication)
>>742527656you have a choice thoin fact, the romance is the only choice you really have lol
>>742527456The fact that only 4% found out how to avoid a psychopathic broken bitch and a manipulative cunt who'd ditch you any moment means the options were too well hidden. Not good game design, because i didn't want either and my reward would have been "worse ending" all for it, if modern gamers could handle actual bad ends but they can't.
>>742527656lmao >>742527456
>>742527449Get the cock out of your mouth. Losing everything isn't an excuse for monotone delivery especially in what are supposed to be moments of triumph or even something mundane like surprise
>>742527796See >>742527794You only reach this by being the shittiest dispatcher failing everything, the biggest asshole and the worst scum possible. Not because "Nah i don't feel attracted to either who for some reason want my cock after 3 days of work". Getting this ending is basically the hardcore run mode.
>>742527794it's not well hiddenthe girls are appealing and gamers love to self insert, so most people didnt feel like playing to reject bothvisi is easiest to reject since youre pretty much locked out if you dont go to the cinema with her, blazer is more mature and you have like three options on her route to say "let's stay friends"players simply didnt want to do that
>>742527875Of course the JRPG kid is gonna teach us how REAL people act.Let me guess, you push up your glasses, adjust your naruto headband and go "heh, easy" when the cashier doesn't ask you for ID buying light beer because that's how the japanese people in your anime behave like?
>>742527890???????????????you just need to keep things professional lolyou dont need to be an asshole at all
>>742527946>the girls are appealing You are a brown favela dude.Neither are appealing, unless you've literally never talked to a girl in your entire life and think this is the best they can be.
>>742528032you gotta be a huge weirdo lol
>>742527951Voice acting is universal. The same metric of critique is valid for audiobooks, movies, western animation, and everything else under the sun. Your sad attempt at ad hominem doesn't make Aaron Paul a better actor. He's shit with little range.
>>742527890you literally have an option to reject her
>>742517862>>742518154???????????????????????
>>742509378its a shitty game made by a shitty studio of ecelebsthe main character is an obnoxious reddit tier tough guy, someone looks at you funny assault them! how dare they insult your honor kill them!!!
>>742528184>the main character is an obnoxious reddit tier tough guy, someone looks at you funny assault them! how dare they insult your honor kill them!!!I recommend playing the game before commenting on it
>>742527449You mean the character trait that completely evaporates by episode 3? Robert's writing is legitimately sloppy
I love narrative driven games, but to be honest, they always attract the cringiest and most autistic people on the planet, who after the game fades from relevance happens to be the only one left. Every general of this kind of game becomes a social discord channel for 3-10 spergy trannies and gay guys all knowing each other by writing or even names and all they do is talk about how gay/trans a character is, wish each other good mornings and image dump the same gay art like they do every thread. Happened to the old telltale general, happened to LiS, happened to Discord and god knows how many others I forgot.I would expect this from social games like MMOs and Coop games, not this type of game
>>742528231>evaporates by episode 3>when the entire game's plot revolves around him trying to get his suit backwhat did you mean by this
>>742528794No, the game's plot revolves around Invisigal's rehabilitation. Even the prototype scenes are rushed compared to anything related to Invisigal. Dispatch is Invisigal's story the moment she gets introduced
>>742529025I mean, other than totally ignoring every cutscene that revolves around fixing Robert's suit, sureI guess when you get all your talking points off of video game essays that also didn't play the game you can just make shit up and it'll sound like it makes sense
>>7425183303rd and fourth is a small time skip. they're no longer students and everyones doing their own thing. rean is a teacher so its a new crew for him.
>>742529259Which are all rushed. Robert's suit was a device to tell Invisigal's story. You know what? Maybe you're right--in that case the writing in this game is dogshit, you bandwagoning faggot
>>>/vg/
>>742528220i've watched it on youtube that's good enoughthe opening is cringe AF.
>>742527332Shut up you bitch
>>742529578>25 hours and you still can't figure out the game's story if it fucked you in the assthe mecha man suit was a relevant plot device in episodes 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. That's literally more than half the game revolving around that plot point alone. >muh invisigalno one has ever said that a game's story can't have two cohesive narratives at the same time. Just because you're literally too retarded to focus on more than one thing at a time doesn't mean that means it's a bad story.
there are more people into the homo shit than the actual canon romances, wtf are you talking about
>>7425301955 minutes of screentime over an hour of story; with the exception of episode 6 (set up, once again, for a segue into more Invisigal wank) and 8 where Mecha Man is deus ex machina doesn't mean the entire story was an invisigal jackfest. There are several plot points running concurrently that are less important than Invisigal, and Mecha WastedPotential is one of them.
>>742518745Visi gets some really good early scenes like the movie theater and the fact she's obviously into Rob.
>>742530748again, 25 hours and you're still either being completely disingenuous about the story or just completely retarded. You should make a video essay
>>742529872>you bitchWho's name is Robert
>>742509378>I still can't believe this is the SINGLE game in the past TEN years to do romance right.>only two romance options>one is a dependable, trustworthy blonde goddess who has basically no character flaws>the other is a stupid, selfish cunt who tries way too hard to be funny and is hard carried by laura bailey's voice
>>742532234M-my name is...
>>742509378How lonely and low test do i have to be to play games because of the romance?
>>742517552I prefer the e;r vid
