>self-insert has a massive cockImmersion BROKEN
>tfw you have a massive cock but no woman has ever seen it and no woman ever will
>>742545134Immersion ENHANCED
>>742545134Damn thanks for sharing Tyrone.
>>742545134they're japanese. their standards are much lower. it's probably like 15 cm at most.
>>742545134ive never self-inserted ever
>>742545134every time they start talking about how big your cock is, i just close the game, bro. L faps.
>>742545401You should try it, it might feel good
>no slutty pink girlfriend with shark teeth that always wants you to fuck her brains out
>>742545286>tfw small cockWe (fellow small penis-havers) are literally just here to suffer.
>>742545948Having a large penis doesn't mean you will ever get to use it on a woman though.
>>742545134This looks dumb.
>>742545134She is a tiny Japanese girl so even my 16cm dick would look huge to her.I wish I could have sex with a cute japanese girl... pink hair and shark teeth optional.
>>742546051Anime is very dumb, yes
>>742545134I wanna read the rest.
>>742545989Whether it's used on a woman is irrelevant. Penis size is ultimately most important for the penis-bearer, not the penis-receiver. You can command armies of millions, have billions of dollars, have the lives of an entire continent in your hands, and if it's determined that you penis is small, everything you do will be attributed to that. Honestly, being a loser with a small penis is the greatest kindness the universe can offer to small-penis-havers, because no one will ever know and no one will ever care.
>>742545134Stop self-inserting.
>>742545134When we were kids I actually showed my dick to my cousin and she ran away scared because of how big it was and I swear her doing that messed with my head.
>>742545134haha yeah that's yuzukino fo you
>>742546263what would that make you, anon
My dick is so long I can self-insert
>>742546993A person enjoying a game and story. Me, myself, and I.
>>742547021I can't even fathom bending my dick towards my anus while aroused. That would be extremely uncomfortable
>>742547119try again
>>742545286Bruh, just put it out there, some whore will want to find out what it's all about.I remember watching some documentary about some virgin loser with a 13inch dick, he found an old slut that was dtf, bitch was all smiles when she showed up but tried to gtfo asap after. Apparently dude couldn't wake his anaconda.
I will never be a girl's first time.
>>742545989Women will quite literally fuck anything with a giant penis
>>742545134Whether you're 3" or 8" doesn't matter. Even a 'large' human penis is too small for a foid. They handle triple fist + forearm and 24" horse cock dildos no problem. Probably could fuck a literal rhino or elephant cock even. A man's dick doesn't even register. It's all acting.
>>742546343Did yall end up fuckin?
>>742547280>I can't even fathom bending my dick towards my anus while arousedIve actually autopenetrated before it felt nice
>>742547709how, what the fuck
>>742545134Are you kidding? That's actual immersion to me since my man-a-conda has been getting me rejected by all kinds of woman for years now in the dating game. Media and all telling me my whole life big is king, then I grow up and suddenly too big is a thing for most women these days or I'm lacking in other aspects of my life.
>>742547709
>>742547864>the look she gives you when youre a mere 8' dicklet
>>742545134I am now hungry for cock this is your fault op
God, SPHtards are pathetic
>>742547280>>742547709I reach my anus with a chubby but if I get any harder I can't possibly keep it blended
>>742547952keep going
>>742547523You're better off for it. It's nothing like your animes.t. had sex with virgins
>>742545286Hookers exist
>>742547316The character having sex is not you, and screaming "HE'S LITERALLY ME I'M SELF-INSERTING!" won't change that.
>>742545286My homosexual groomer 12 years older than me told me I had a great fat cock but it has never entered a female
>>742547921>mere 8 foot dickWatch out folks, we got a titan here on /v trying to fit in
>>742548147Do you earnestly believe that, or are you just trying to humblebrag to anonymous strangers on the internet?
>>742545286>tfw you have a short chode but love thick brown women
>>742548251>believeNigga, I don't need to believe. I did it and it was like the 2nd worst sexual experience I've ever had. Completely turned me off the whole "virgin waifu" concept ever since.
>>742545134Source?
>>742545134My wedding night was like this and it took over a year before we had real penetrative sex because my wife had to eventually go see a pelic floor specialist who told her to use dialators (basically a set of dildos increasing in size) to get to where she could take my cock. Although part of her problem was also just not being able to relax during sex.
>>742548251Cant it be both?
>>742548379RIDDLE JOKER by Yuzusoft
>>742548379>not knowing
>>742548415lmfao this nigga married a post-op tranny
>>742545286Wear grey sweatpants when going out for a jog.
>>742547952>mfw I have a sph fetish but I’m above average in length and as thick as a toilet paper roll
>>742545286>no woman has ever seen it and no woman ever will
VNs where the main character has a small cock? Bonus points if others comment on it being small.
>>742548251It's pretty easy to tell you're with a virgin. For a lot of reasons but the huge pain and blood everywhere is big one. Being with virgins is really not that great. The actual thing everyone attributes to them is the true love and spiritual connection they think goes with them. Which is probably also not gonna happen. Very, very, very few people meet their true love on the first try.
>>742548481Her giving birth to my children indicates otherwise, but maybe I've just been fooled by an extremely elaborate ruse and you figured it out, anon.
>>742548541>thick as a toilet paper rollThats thin dude
>>742548607>huge pain and blood everywhereThis doesn't happen for everyone. It's not uncommon, but plenty of women are just able to stretch more immediately, and the more turned on they are the better it stretches without tearing. You can absolutely avoid it completely even with women who start out super tight.
>>742548717>You can absolutely avoid it completely even with women who start out super tight.I'm sure this is coming from your rich experience of deflowering real actual women and not anime-fueled fantasies and wishful thinking.
>>742548615maybe he's including the paper
its a japanese game so massive to her is probably like 6 inches
>>742548893You can just look it up if you think I'm full of shit, which is probably best because this is 4chan.
>>742547523I did it once. She was sweet and quite horny, but didn't shave anything. She also never got used to penetration with me, and my dick is just average. Don't bother with virginity, that purity mindset is retarded.
>>742545286You can't just say that and not post it.
>>742548241based bertholdt poster
>>742547523I've got two. Neither of them worked out obviously. Totally overrated. You want a girl who knows how to fuck. 10 times better
>>742545286boo fucking hoo
>>742549037Brother, I'm sure there are some unicorns who are so horny they can take a literal horse cock on their first time and not feel any discomfort whatsoever. Plenty of genetic outliers out there.But most women are not going to be so lucky and your "first night" with them is just going to be blood, pain and tears.That's how it was for me with 2 separate women (who were both soaking wet and very willing before we started) and I'm not keen to repeat the experience.
>>742548147>>742549049>>742549092
>>742548147>>742549049>>742549092So you guys don't mind sticking your dick in a used hole that's been cummed in by dozens of other guys?That's kinda gay.Do you also like kissing non-virgin girls knowing their mouths have kissed a bunch of other guys and sucked a bunch of other cocks and swallowed loads of cum?Why not just fuck some twink faggots AIDS-ridden asshole at that point?
>>742549230>has never had sex>starts equating sex with women to sex with menYou have mental illness.
>>742549230I don't usually think about other men when I'm fucking a girl to tell you the truth.
>>742549286the girl thinks about other men when you fuck her
>tfw 7 inches and 5.5 in circumferenceGold standard.
>>742549327Who cares? If I cum first I win.
>>742549230You need help
>>742545134>left eroge industry to voice FrierenWhy did she betray us bros...
>>742549269>>742549286>>742549380you're still gay for preferring used goods
>>742549457Eroge is dead anyway.
>>742547674no :(
>>742548608If there was an operation that could let trans women give birth then at that point would there even be a problem
>>742548436Thank you!
>>742549569yes because its still derived from mental illness
>>742549461Seek a mental health professional before you shoot up a school
>>742549327Whatever. I'm not in the habit of thought policing. This is like that nigger on Twitter getting upset because white people can say the n word in dey head.
>>742549193Sounds like you were the one with a pussy that night which is probably why it sucked.
>>742549616Sure but real women are mentally ill as well
>>742549675Yeah but even still only some of them like ellen page get to that degree and brand of malfunction.
>>742549327And I'd be thinking of the girl exploding while I fuck her, what's your point
>>742545134>yuzushithate how shit moege they make I have a 7.2 inches cock btw
>Have a relatively sizable dick>Every woman was terrified of pregnancy>Like, actually terrified and stopping us midway through when I'm getting close>Even my ex-wife>I got a complex and can't get it up anymore>Even with supportive women>Therapy didn't do shit>So now I just fap to impregnation hentaiThanks for being unwillingly subjected to my Ted-Talk.
>>742548147Man don't lie to these niggas. Taking a woman's virginity is awesome. t. took two and wish I took more but I'm too old now.
>>742550297I'm not lying. My experience was legitimately terrible. Would never want to do it again.>Taking a woman's virginity is awesomeI mean, if you get off on hurting people, then yeah, might be great for you.
My cock is 6.3 inches length and 5 circumference, I measured multiple times with different tools and at different points in my life always getting the same result so I'm pretty sure it's correct. Supposedly this is above average but I just don't see it. And it's not because I'm a huge guy, I'm a manlet, if anything it should look comparatively bigger attached to my small frame.Has porn fried my brain?
>>742547618Even a horse?
>>742550514you know how every cock looks big on a small frame for femboys? you need to lose weight
>>742550540I'm not fat either, I'm closer to underweight than overweight
>>742545286>Schrödinger's cock
>itt obsessed with penis sizegayest thread right now
>>742550514>Has porn fried my brain?Honestly, yeah, probably. It's a helluva drug.
>>742545286>tfw you are a grower and your dick is tiny 99% of time, but no woman has ever seen it and no woman ever will
>>742545286Try having a massive cock that no woman ever feeds into your small penis humiliation fetish. Idk why but shit is tough man.
>have gf AND large wiener>she bitches about you hitting her cervixYou can't win, bros.
>>742545286Worse is when you have a massive cock and you used to get laid but now you're old so you're just an old guy with a huge cock no-one wants.
>>742548607>Being with virgins is really not that great.Tell me about it, like half of the girls I've dated were virgins and it fucking sucks. The first 2-3 times having sex is always this weird song and dance of uncertainty, and them not knowing anything gets old quick.
>>742550665Unironically fitting for eroge players because these writers just can't shut the fuck up about Schrödinger's cat
>>742550193I'm the opposite of this. The thought of getting a girl pregnant almost puts me off of sex, even knowing all contraceptive is only a 99% chance, not a full 100. I've played enough Xcom to know how low a 99% chance still is.
>>742545134The other girls take that cock just fine, she's just paranoid.
>>742551486Lena is the only good yuzu
>>742551529too bad she's stuck in a shit routeNene is the only Yuzu heroine done right
>>742549056
>>742545286Do gay porn
>>742550193>>742551195unwanted pregnancy is the best way to ruin your life, her life and the life of your child
>>742552176>and then he had to pay child support and had his wage garnished for 18 years>and the kid was retarded anyway!Homochads WIN AGAIN
>>742549461so is she
