what would your girlfriend think if she saw you playing this game?
>>743789853i have no gf so there's no way that could ever happen
>>743789853No one with a girlfriend has ever played a gacha "game"
what would your boyfriend think if he saw you playing this game?
>>743789985Korean women dont have boyfriends thoughbeit.
>>743790094Korean men deserve better than Korean women.
>>743789853She'd be like>oooh ahhh anon that's so hot and sexy but i'm right here teehee do you want me to do taht for youand then she would rip off her school uniform and then reveal she was in fact wearing the same clothes as the anime slut and then she would do the whole thing then my penis would go up like BOOOOINGGGGG and then she would put my penis (very big) into her vagina and we would have sex and i woudo cum and
>>743789853She's a gooner so she would say based
>>743790171hooly based
>>743789985So fucking glad this shit game is collapsingWomen ruin everything they touch
>>743789853It's my girlfriend that plays this shit while I play real games
>>743790171>andwake up
>>743790274>wake upto not just one beautiful buxom babe, but five of them in my bed. all doing that slutty whore dance. in fact. you see that pole? that's my penis. it's that big they're dancing on it
>>743789853>playing>game
>>743789853>girlfriend
>>743789853She would say "oh wait, I forgot I wasn't real"
>>743789853i don't have one and never will because no one looks like this. ive rejected and ignored a lot of girls and ill keep doing it because no one looks like this. they are all fat and they dont take care of themselves
>>743789985>Woman throw a fit when guys like virtual girls for tame shit like cuddling>Defend this game for being basically SA fantasiesWhy are they opposed to options that cater to guys? Or video games in general that aren't aimed at them first?
>>743790501I look like that
>>743789853It's usually some variation of "don't worry babe I only watch it for the story" "what's the story?" "you're looking at it".Idk that's about it. You can just do whatever you like so long as you're not overbearing or neglectful about it.
>>743789853I highly doubt anyone with this on their device has girlfriend
>>743789853I am my girlfriend.
>>743789853>shit thread >gorilfriendSo were reddit nowAmazing board separate it from the rest
>>743790869>now
>>743790535Because women are retarded hypocritical pieces of shit not worth your time or money.
>>743790537>/vt/rannyYou look like a balding SEAnigger.
>>743789853made for BWC
>>743789853Same thing my wife did last time she saw me playing a game like that. Put on the sluttiest thing she could find and try to jump my bones.
>>743790171>and then she would rip off her school uniformThat made me chuckle
>>743789853>Game about nigger asses>Literally called BROWN DUST , like their playerbase They would think I'm brown or black
>>743789853skin tight black shiny latex gloves and stockings really gets me going I wish more artists did that
>>743789853I love fat, squishy labia. Makes me wanna squeeze and knead it
>>743791230Brown dust means the invisible fecal matter in your pants
>>743789853Gay, she didn't even pull a sword out of her asshole or anything
>>743789853God I hate gacha. Literally the equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby for these gambling addled monkeys.
>>743789853>Cute amateur idol character becomes a poledancing whore a year after debutingThis is why I stick to gachas from developers that are backed by the chinese communist party. They'll at least have characters that hold virtues and maintain self respect.
>>743791325How is it brown if it's invisible
>>743789853I’m 25, 6’1”, good looking, physically fit, and I make 6 figures. I gave up dating on tinder after a string of worthless matches who were shallow and expecting me to fund their lifestyle. I have yet to meet a woman who can provide more value to my life than a good looking jpeg in a gacha game.
>>743789853why would you automatically assume i hold any relation to a 3dpd whore?
>>743791362corruption is my favorite tag though
>>743789985>>743790535>>743790226LADS fucking crashed and burned and I'm glad it did because the women who play it are some of the biggest misandrists on earth. They got multiple male-targeted gachas censored/banned, and constantly shat on male-targeted fanservice because REAL women are 200 pounds and have body hair for fucks sakes! Those anime girls warp your perception of reality and set toxic beauty standards! Anyways time for me to goon to my 6'3 kpop twunk boyfriend
>>743789853I'm a girl and I play thisSchera is my favorite character btw
>>743789853Genuine question, how do you animate like this? Is there a program people use for image manipulation/tweening/whatever it's called? I've always wanted to try it
>>743789985>enjoys yumeslop instead of yaoi kinoshe needs to get better taste
>>743789985
>>743789853why do girls like pole dancing so much?
>>743791505no clue, but be the anon we need for quality hentai.
>>743791505live2d
>>743791505Look up live2d. It's basically rigging numerous overlapping layers together.Basically the same shit vtubers use
>>743791528It's slutty
>>743790226What happened to it? I don't really keep up with gacha news
>>743789985>Could have stayed in their side of the lane with their slop>Instead decide to attack everybody who was happy with their own slop endlessly until it backfired
>>743789853I can't wait for women to be invented 20 or so years from now
>>743790171Holy fvark, chvdimvs maximvs has done it again
>>743790171BASED
>>743790167Is it true Korean women treat Korean men like second rate citizens?
>>743791665They had to fully cancel the 6th character (aka months of content and story they had been developing) because Chinese femcels were worried he could appeal to gay men too much. They literally blew up their own game because it might make a man happy otherwise lol.
>>743789853call it trashy, but then get horny and show me "tasteful" smut
>>743791779worse than that
>>743790171
>>743791665From what I understand, the playerbase wanted new content for existing husbandos. Yet the devs released a trailer for a new character that looked like he catered to gay league of legends players, so the femcels proceeded to go ballistic
>>743791863Really that's really fucking whack especially since surprise surprise some gay men like effeminate twink looking menTalk about biting your nose off to spite your face
>>743791908explain
>>743791938he looked the same to me. then again, they all look chinese
>>743790171Unironically what did he mean by this
>>743791943The character was actually a lot more masculine than the other guys in the game. He had a more defined jawline and a broader build, but apparently in china those things are considered gay which is funny.
>>743789853>girlfriendhuh
>>743789853I want her to brap on me
ppm raising post
>>743789853girlfriend?
>>743790171same
>>743789853i literally look like this
>>743792431Source?
>>743790171basedbasedbasedholy based lmaoooooooo
>>743792902chainsmoker cat
Heh. Yes. Of course. Now this assumes we, the anons of 4chan, have girlfriends. But>girlfriendHeh. Now the joke here is, you see, a play on expectation. The original poster, or OP as we call him in the parlance of our board, has issued a query presupposing a female romantic partner. A rather bold presupposition, wouldn't you agree? One might even call it, dare I say, normative. You see, the humor operates on multiple levels. On the surface, we have the simple denial. The bachelor's lament, if you will. But dig deeper, my friend, and one finds a rich tapestry of postmodern self-referential comedy. We are laughing at OP. We are laughing at ourselves. We are laughing at the very notion that a man who has clicked on a webm of a slutty pole-dancing character might, in some parallel universe, possess a girlfriend. Do you see it now? Do you truly see it?>girlfriendObserve the elegance. The single greentext arrow. The lowercase "g." No further elaboration is required, for the joke is contained entirely within the word itself, recontextualized by its placement. It is, if I may be so bold, the haiku of the imageboard. Bashō himself could not have crafted a more economical piece of comedic writing. In fact I would argue Bashō, were he alive today, would be posting on /v/ right now. Probably in this very thread. The Greeks had a word for this. I don't remember what it was but they had one, and it was probably better than anything the plebs on Reddit could come up with. This is the sort of humor that separates us discerning gentlemen of the Anonymous board from the normalfaggots who watch Marvel films and laugh at Kevin Hart. We laugh at the absence of a girlfriend. They laugh at the presence of one. Therein lies the difference between man and beast.
>>743789853She'd say I'm such a boy
>>743791505Live2d. Or motion capture for the most accurate movement possible.
>>743792948cutehow do i sideload her commentary on every OP
O-Oh herro
>>743793481>that horrible form on the dumbbell curl
Kill yourselves gooner freaks. Your brains are fried by porno addiction.
>>743793481why won't people just get a lighter dumbbell if you need to jerk it like that?
>>743793563he's on gear, it doesn't matter what he does. he could lie in bed and masturbate and he'd put on more muscle than a natty hitting the gym
>>743790171I can confirm, she would 100% do this
>>743789853The retards who play this game paid $20 for this webm.
>>743793705but you can just click on it here, it costs nothing
>>743790171ktim
>>743790167Korean men are insecure manbabies. They created the monstrosity that is Korean women.
>>743793576You instead
>>743789985>>743790226>>743791475>this and the attempted stabbing over honkai impact's bunny girl eventChinese gacha addicts who play gachas that pander to only men or women specifically might be some of the most unstable people in the world.
>>743791779No
It's a shame it is a shit game. The girls are hot.
>>743791158because you're esl?notice he didnt say "school clothes", and instead said "school uniform"as in, a cosplay
>>743789853I hate the tweened animation slop that all these gacha games shit out.
>>743789853It's either let me play this or we go hang out with your "friend" who has been trying to chat me up every time we go out together. Never fails.
During the recent heat wave I couldn't have sex with my gf because of the fucking heat, so we played a porn game together (I played and she watched me) and teased each other and waited until like 1am to have sex. It was honestly pretty kino.
>>743789985>the one and only female gooner gacha they get and femcels tank it to oblivion
>>743789853Let me guess - she's actually a pure, untouched virgin?
>>743790171MY MAN
>>743794385KWAB moment
>your girlfriend
>>743790171This isnt even a joke
>>743789853She'd knew who to cosplay in the next con.
>>743790171Best post in the thread.
>>743789853I don’t play gacha shit I’m not brown
>>743790535Women crave attention and virtual women take attention from them.
>>743789853>east asian niggas be like>our birth rates are like 0.4% and we have massive gender wars and loneliness epidemic and a society of like 75% of men under 21 never having sex>i know how to fix that bro, gacha with bimbo cumdumpsters>holy basedThe gooks are reaaalllly pushing the envelope. Dont be suprised if the game gets banned from google 1 day
>>743790171i fucking kneel
>>743791362Hating pole dancing makes you a faggot.
>Turn my Helena into a slut idolEasiest uninstall
I hate live2D so much it's unreal
