penguin = metable = video gamestourist = tourists
>>744788871Anon that's not a penguin, that's a seal
next time type something like >enemies can steal your healing items
Food plate = Video GamesCat = NormalfaggotDinosaur = /v/ user
>>744788935>Catme>this guycookie
>>744789187Ducks aren't able to eat meat though
I do hope the janitor doesn't find this thread. I love /van/.
>>744789263Anon, I'm not that guy but that isn't a cat nor a wolf, and it's not eating a tv remote nor a cookie. It's a dog eating a chocolate bar.
>>744789606Better behaved than Africans
>>744789606that's not a van, that's a can. Trash can. If trash can, why can't we?
Rat = /v/ UserHand = Game DevelopersGelatinous Substance on top of Fork = Video Game
>that's some diddy ahh uncslop
>game has confusing perspectives
how the fuck can humans even compete when animals are becoming smarter every day ?
>>744790042Gently slap them.
>>744790042>how the fuck can humans even compete when a-ACKKKKK
Rats are in video games. This thing looks like a rat. So this mp4 is video games.
>>744788871how did that faggot resist the urge to pet him?
>>744790042actually both are becoming dumber every day, google brain sizes per time
>>744790054What kind of a retarded zoo goer stands around vaguely amused and filming when a hippo is about to go amok?
>>744790125boomers are fucking retarded that's why like he even looks annoyed by the 1/10000 event
>>744790187incredibly dangerous>gets trampled>ACCKK
>>744790158I'd do the same, I'm confident I can outrun kids and old people, I wouldn't die there.
>>744789807>flexing on a f2p with the hat you just got
>>744790187i would be scared as fuck if this happened to me but I guess she must be their caretaker?
>>744789285says who?
>>744790095This is a blue board, anon. You can't post lewd imagery
>>744790278cute
>>744788871>dog: beggars>chair: coomer threads>tourist: anons posting images
>>744790054i was expecting something liveleak tier but this guy seems fairly aware of the danger
>>744790321
>>744790187Are they sheltering her from the rain?
>>744789606how much does he get paid?
>>744790353yes
Alright I'm out of 'phants.
>>744790337look at him go
>>744790396Fuck it, sharks.
>>744790361I hear he gets paid peanuts
>GTA heli controls
>>744790396thank you elephant guy
>>744790446>mfw i look at my game library and get distracted
>>744788871Seal = AI CorpoChild = PC parts
>>744790443is this guy scuba diving in fucking chainmail
>>744790125You can get ultra painful infection that causes inflammation in your goddamn bone marrows if you handle seals with your bare hands. Before antibiotics the only cure to it was amputation of fingers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger
>>744790484Yes that's normal for shark-related scuba-adventures.Sharks use their mouth to figure out what things are.
>>744790484shark bites things if they're curious. so yes.
>>744790471More like CP parts
>>744790508>>744790518but isn't that really heavy?
>>744790161Right? It's like those people who think acting annoyed all the time is a personality trait
>>744790471seal = mechild = child
>>744790545 >:D
>>744790547If you suck at swimming, sure.
>>744790396You didn't post the most famous one
>>744790545He should just have rotated him. For fun
>>744790590You can always go with the diving cage if you're too fat for chainmail.
>>744790545>Neutral NPC got agro'd
>experience a once in a lifetime happening>act annoyed and entitled>look around for someone to come club the sealBoomers cant die off soon enough
>>744790583
>>744788871How do you mess up a pinniped for a penguin? Penguins are extinct btw, there are no penguins alive anywhere on earth
>>744790116me when tasty vidya
>>744790613lmfao wow
>>744790484If you think about how you interact with the world, when you see something and want to know more, the first things you would do would be to smell it and to touch it, since other than sight those are our primary ways of interact with the world. Smell is not really a very useful sense underwater, so sea creatures have to either touch or taste, and with most not having hands, their primary way of learning about things they don't know about is taste, so they bite things they are curious about. Doesn't mean they're hostile, especially because most predators would vastly prefer to get smaller and easier prey than to try their luck with a bigger animal, unless they're desperate
>>744790704i understand the purpose for it, my confusion is coming from how heavy that must be underwater.
>>744788935Actually seems like a sealion which will bite you fucking hard if approached.
>>744790793I kind of just wanted to say that, I get you
>>744790054what a shitty enclosure
>>744790802Damn dude you dented his face!
I hate sharks. They are the NEETs of the underwaters
>>744790809They'd make cute dogs.
>>744790860At least they're comfy.
>>744790054>slaps a hippo into submissionXianxia protagonist material
>>744790887
>>744790891>little is know what they do in their resting periodthey're shaping reality and we are their tulpas
Post the gif of the dogs barking at each other then the alpha comes
>neutral mob attacks you when provoked
>>744790095
>>744790980>audio streams not allowed
>>744791000>mhhh, yummy boat
>>744790887Nah
>>744791106Can't be posting shark sex on a blue board.
>>744789807>Lol, look at me - I'm a rhino and I have a stupid horn, I go herp derp
>>744791102dopey cunt
>>744790054the poor hipper does not know his own strength. he could have that entire audience if he wanted
Dog = me trying to talk about videogamesCat = /v/
>>744789974>>744789928>>744789807Imagine if men's penises were as dextrous as an elephant's trunk
Oh, to drive the shark truck around town.
>>744791061
>>744791212Dolphin's actually are like that.Please do not fuck the dolphin.
>>744789798What the fuck! Is this.. could this possibly be... real?
Outta sharks, will just post random sea creatures.
>>744790925Chad
>>744791329God I hate seeing videos like this. Stop letting the geese think they're better than us, just grab it by the neck and huck it!
>>744791320Cock's craving eyes
>>744791000Delicous delicious boat
>>744791320...Add eyelashes to it...
>>744790547nigger you have 20 liters of air strapped to your back, in order to not balloon and die a horrible death by gaseous embolism you need to keep buoyancy, which means scuba divers also carry a belt with weights. if you carry a chainmail, you simply take off some weight from the belt. in any case, this guy didn't as he's clearly kneeling on the seabed. which isn't an issue in any case, you just pump the jacket with air so that you can ascend better if you're heavy
>>744789473I wish that was me
>>744791375
>>744790449You win this time Carlos
>>744791242i love red pandas
>perfectly good empty sail chair to the right>barges in and steals the already occupied chair from the manWhy?
>>744790446Is he retarded?
>>744791212No I don't want to imagine penises
>>744791442Dominance.
>>744788935>that's a sealSeals don't get that big do they
>>744791345They did it for free
Orcas > sharks
>>744791442Display of dominance. Whatever seal is sitting on the rock is the top seal.
>>744791451Too late
>>744791345Why don't we just hire beavers for construction instead of lazy minimum wagies
I'M BOUNCIN'
>>744791580fucking scary wtf nature
>>744791569The polish have already begun such a thing.
>>744791412
any Meerkats?
>>744791605
>>744791580Tryhard
>>744791641>hey faggot dodge THIS
>>744791751lmfao wow
>>744791779simps
>>744788871Holy shit, what a CHAD
>>744791779>look at me fuckers i don't need to swim, I have my own swimmers
>>744790959Man I did not expect these guys to share the same social-dispute-resolution behavior as foxes.
>>744791342
>>744790396Thanks for all the elephant images, Elephant Steve. I enjoyed them very much and even sent some of them to my mom because she likes elephants. Take care and have a good day.
>>744791895Pathetic.
>>744791925balls of steel
Video games!
>>744791991>gacha gameplay
>>744788871are those lizards at the bottom of that fence?
>>744790609lmao silly sausage
>>744792036Looks like iguanas, yeah.
sea = vidyaseal = redditfat walrus = 4chan
>>744791464yjk
>>744792221I love these guys because they carry their wives around with them after kidnapping them by sprinting into a group of them and just running off with them.
>>744791891Will Lithuania be safe?
>>744792285They just keep adding new random animals on each new update, at least these ones are cute and pretty cool and not just scary.
>>744792285Well you can't just say that and not post an example
>>744791394Is this eating?
>>744791191
>>744792358based crab
>>744792221What type of crab is that?
>>744792436it came on the 20.26 patch update
>>744792285Not to mention that their wives are always infants Just like mine!!
>>744791569we literally do
>>744792079lucky guy
>>744792465Not what I asked.
>>744792079
>>744792418Hot crab-on-crab action just for you.>>744792372Yeah it's sucking the bacteria off the other fish.
>>744792520Just check the patch notes anon
>>744792285This is what we gave up in our vain pursuit of civilization
ITT
Fun fact: Crabs imitate mating by pissing on each other.>>744792630This is what happens to balloons that kids release into the wild.
>>744792630dead space if real
>>744791751I feel like I saw this scene in a cartoon or something.
>>744792673If it's alive we can pet it.
>>744792664Just answer the question, you redditor.
>>744792754Damn that's a cool dude.
>>744789807>enemies taunt you
>>744792741Ok ok, it's a the game
>>744792806
Imagine not liking these silly fat fellas.Seals and Sea Lions are top tier cuties,I wish they were more prominent in vidya.
>744792856>Still too scared to answer Why?
>he lost so hard he refuses to reply properlyYare yare
>>744792907
>>744788871Based seal. Walked up to the pool, took a dip, jumped out, and then stole that dude's chair. He looked like he was going to kick it at first.
>>744790443Been watching shark attack statistic videos lately. Kind of insane that there are predators out there that can just straight up bite you in half in an instant anywhere, even in shallow water, and that people will make fun of you if you mention this.
>>744790054>game let's you attack a boss from outside the arena
>>744790187Awwww elephants are so cute, especially the babies. The baby is trying to help.
>>744793019Because it happens less than four times a year. You're more likely to get struck by lightning than be deliberately attacked by a shark, and it probably attacked in the first place because you were fucking around.
>>744792806>>744792902>>744792953>>744792997It's all your fault, you fucking assholes.
Post the one of the lions gently opening the car door
>>744793019They're always there too. Even if you don't see them.
>>744793132I got a bear for that.
>>744793093what the fuck is this even
>>744793124Those are different animals, mudkips aren't related to tiktaaliks afaik
>>744793102Why would you post something so depressing? That's so sad...the mothers have to choose between dying to save the pup or saving themselves and letting the pup die. Poor thing died alone in the snow; abandoned by it's mother.
>>744792998NOOOOOO DON'T PET THE HECKING SEAL
>>744793164And a less gentle one.Guess I'm posting bears and not fish now.>>744793169Vampire squid. Bleh.
>>744793093This is some lovecraftian shit.
Got any boars or boarlets?
>>744793164Kek. That's a bear cub, but the momma is nearby I imagine? It's probably best that she didn't try to do something to it. She probably could have chased it off. You can tell it was scared as it ran off but then came right back.
>>744793209And a very polite one.
>>744793209>Bears are so strong they can just kick a door in and break the lock like it's nothing
>>744792980Who are you replying to?
>>744791580speedruner tech
>>744791650AYYY IM WALKIN IN HERE
>>744793132
>>744793340Thanks. Cute
>>744793313>hur dur look at me im a human
>>744793313Uncanny valley shit
>>744793237
i love video games
>>744793381lmao outskilled
>>744793374>>744793375We still aren't sure exactly why bears mimic humans so much; It may be that they see us as smaller, hairless bears and just want to "blend in" with us, or they are just having fun.Bears do have a sense of beauty and what they consider "normal", so they like to keep their surroundings cohesive and orderly.
>>744793381Man I felt that. If I got juked that hard and so casually I'd walk away too
>>744790054Why the hell is the giant murder tank kept in an enclosure it can just casually climb out of?
>>744793421nice dragons dogma footage
>>744793440... Like safety bear over here. He's seen many traffic cones all standing up, so when he sees one that's fucked up he'll try and fix it. Very fascinating behavior.
>>744793440
>>744793461;HOG>>744793491I really wish someone would do a bear experiment involving painting. If elephants can do it, I'd imagine bears can too. Shame about the paws limiting them.
>>744793554Full of Amelia Earhart.
Follow meSet me free
Why are elephants such bros?
>>744793623Whoa, ho, ey, jannies help!
>>744793582
>>744789798That is some dyskinetic cat probably cerebellar disease or brain trauma and then it turns into AI ?
>>744793491That explains the one that climbed up a tree just to unfurl a flag as well
>>744793654This is how my lizard interacts with my cat.
Fuck it, we posting lizards now. Outta bears anyway.
>physics engine glitches out
>>744793704
>>744791580
>>744793775Yeah I've been posting in /van/ threads for awhile. about 90% of the images in my animal folders (Which is 3651 files) are from /v/ in the first place.
>>744790545Aww he's smiling :D
>>744793838God I wish my lizard was that into getting cleaned. Mine just sits in the tub and stares at me with rage while I scrub her.
>>744790449LMMMAAAAAAAOOOOO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
>>744793872
>>744791641BONUS CHANCE!
>>744793872Clean your bath, that's fucking nasty. I'd be pissed off if you put me there too
>>744788871>>744789187>>744789263>>744789798None of you retards are funny.
>>744792192why did he do it?
>>744789807you know, I think elephants might be almost as smart as us
>>744793919The tub is from 1890, that shit is baked in.
>>744793440My father hunted and he always disliked remembering the one time he killed a black bear.My dad happened upon it in a meadow of dandelions. It was sitting on its haunches, taking dandelions and eating their heads.He felt so terrible he decided to never hunt bear again.Though he did always provide us elk and moose.
>>744793916
>>744792358>mess withe the snibb :DDD, u get the snabb :DDDD
>>744793953No it's not.Use hydrogen peroxide. I do this for a living.
>>744789807>mfw a new sticklike gets announced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLbD7m4Ql7U
>>744789187What a fucking nigger
>>744789974>*BRRRUUUUUUUUUH*
>>744791485What the fuck is their problem?
>>744789721the smile at the end
>>744794074>you're a magical girl, anon
>>744794074:)
>>744792741>retard>lazy>cant even type something into googlehere you go, you dumb piece of shit nigger : >The viral internet story about the "crab that carries his wife" refers to the smooth box crab (family Calappidae), often dubbed the most devoted husband in the animal kingdom for wrapping its claws around a female and scurrying away from danger
>>744793721RussianPunchingGame
>>744794095>unhurried>in my lane>moisturized
>>744793759I thought webms had no sound on this board
>>744794146How dangerous is that sucker?
>>744794119Thanks. was that so hard?
>>744794168I love these blobby fucks.
>>744788871>has the entire ocean for himself>leaves it for a shitty smaller poolbut why
>>744790609>eats shit and immediately runs crying to mummyHe's just like me frfr
>>744794146this is 1000000% venomous isn't it?
>>744794168>bumps his head onto the curblmao
>>744794219What makes you think that?
