Splatoon Raiders was fucking amazingI hope they find a way to integrate the gadgets and tanks into 4 somehow because they're about a million times more interesting than sub weapons
Sex with Squids forcefully
>>745540789The endgame was awful
Shiver needs to get fucked
>>745540789More like splatroon
>>745541203by me
danger
>>745540789Why is Shiver such a thirsty fucking slut? Does she really crave cum that badly? What the fuck was Nintendo thinking?
>>745542494thats the whole point of this series, its horny woomys and veemos and they all need as much cum as physically possible
>>745540789>Splatoon Raiders was fucking amazingIt's easily the best game of 2026 yet. The only people seething at it haven't bought a Switch 2 yet
>>745541171It's a looter shooter
I know we all joke about characters being thirsty and stuff but Shiver unironically feels horny as fuck to me. Plenty of other characters were obviously attractive but Shiver's whole vibe genuinely feels like she's begging to get dicked.
>>745540789I feel like they'd have to completely knnecap gadgets and tanks in order to have a remotely balanced multiplayer but then it'd make them pointless since they're so fun in raiders specifically because they can make the mechanic overpowered
>>745545394It's the tongue coming out and her being too humanoid to just take that as a comedic visual.
>>745542494>>745545394I never really felt that way bout Shiver before but then like 15 minutes into raiders I was like "damn she's horny".
>>745545394The horny scene in Raiders has me convinced that the engineer will be the first canonically male protagonist
>>745546006Or just have everything be OP that's fun in multiplayer games instead of min maxxing balance sheets where everyone is bored
>>745546304if they took the speed tank and put it in multiplayer it'd essentially make the core gameplay of splatoon an afterthought and the game would turn into gundam vs
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TORQSCREW
>>745546623I find tactical with power option the best one
How come Splatoon is allowed to have four games in 10 years and Mario hasn't gotten a new 3D game in 8 years and counting.
>>745545394they absolutely knew what they were doingfrom all the closeups, to all the pinup-y poses, to her bond links giving you her being tsundere, and putting on smooth music for you. i honestly expected the final link to be "her showstopper becomes that you ride Mega together like a reefslider and mechanic has to hold onto shiver"you can't look at her taking this pose and not think "she knows she's the real treasure"
*reported some faggot with the cunny splash tag*Get fucked pedo
>>745547440>splatoon 2>splatoon 3>splatoon raiderswhere's the fourth one?
>>745548021Splatoon
>>745540789Did u get the rape mod
>>745540789What i want to know is that why in the ad I got, they made the mechanic sound like a 90s valley girl
>>745546284>implying a series with a huge yuri fanbase, lesbian characters, and the fact that male PCs weren't even going to exist at first wouldn't make the canonical PC female just because of some implied romance
>>745543970yeah it played it pretty straight looter shooter wise, borderlands for example has NG+ 2.5 which is super spicy for us.The best thing they could do is to release expansions, either one that starts you fresh-ish but with a higher floor so you arent overpowered as hell from endless buffet. Or maybe a roguelike mode like side order would be fun in co-op
>>745540789I've never seen Splatoon as a coom franchise until I played Raiders. WHY IS SHIVERS SO THIRSTY
>>745548021NTA but Octo expansion could have very well been its own game, it's that good.
>>745547440it's obviously faster to develop a splatoon game especially a spinoff like raiders than a 3D mario game which is one of the three triple ays titles nintendo have alongside 3D zelda and smash bros
>a huge yuri fanbasenintendo epd teams don't care about amerimutt twitter troons
>>745540789I still haven't started it. My switch 2 has been collecting dust since DK Bananza
>>745549560>he thinks it's just americanslollmaoroflkek
we were talking about fishing with shiver while the others are out getting materials and catching a big one and pulling it in together and shiver ends up falling onto you and it becomes hard to resist the temptation of just not getting up and enjoying the time alone togetherwhat is this about culture war bs
It's not her fault that she is so alluring...
>>745550306what is the mechanic thinking .....
>>745550306after you reach floor 1000 in the bottomless buffet and rewatch this cutscene, there's a QTE to fuck shiver on the spotmy uncle nogami told me
>>745540789There's loads of fun and cool stuff that's not allowed into the main game because it'd taint the purity of the almighty competitive esports bullshit. I've long given up on multiplayer Splatoon being fun, and anyone who hasn't is either delusional or a raging compfag.Side Order's Pearl Drone was one of my favourite things in the whole series, having an automatic "kill everything" bot that lets you just stand around and watch was outrageously cathartic, it was such a nice breath of fresh air, but also a sobering reminder of how shit the main games had become, because something even a tenth as fun as that could never make it into the main games.
>>745541139
woomy booby
What are good abilities for rollers?
>>745540789no, i like sub weapons
>>745550804>it's le heckin fun to do nothing and have the game play itself!nice negro opinionthe wolverine threads are down the aisle
>>745551196God this slop is so ugly
>>745550884
I will never get this lucky again.
>>745540789>body type slopkys, tranny
I want Shiver to molest me.
>>745550306>the way she comes even closerFUUUUCK
fuck squids
fuck octos
>>745551948how long were you at the beach at
>>745550306how odd that the models still seem to be the same quality as splat 3
>>745547440Splatoon isn't subject to Miyamoto's senile whims. They can just do whatever they want with the franchise. Thankfully, that means fairly consistent releases and squid sex.
I'm not paying for Deep Cut content that should have been in Splatoon 3
>>745552463This has "If I wanted to bag my own groceries I'd fill out an application" energy
>>745552354slightly longer than intended because my friend got salty since he only had 2, and he wanted to keep going until he had one more ( during which time i got 3 more )So maybe 30 minutes? 40?
>>745552407They probably wanted to keep the models at a lower complexity so they could push the amount of stuff going on-screen without sacrificing the framerate.
>>745552407They're probably the same models, but if you go back and play Splatoon 3, it looks so much more jagged than Raiders does. The biggest improvement was in the ink physics.
>>745541996>>745542494>She's dead set on making like 1/3 of the octo population be shark tamers >She just got handed on a silver platter the perfect tool for that >Gender only changes when the engineer is joining her shark tamer clan scheme
>>745552463>should have been in Splatoon 3your switch 1 would have liquefied if it tried to run this game
>>745552456At one point he suggested using Mario characters for the game. What a disaster that would've been.
>>745546284>the engineer>female How many female engineers have you meet?How many of those are not diversity hires but proper engineers?
>raiders thread when I can't make or join a room at the momentDamn
>>745550419>you seeing this?
>>745552718Maybe not but it would be seen as something Mario adjacent instead of a proper new fresh thing. And being a proper fresh new thing is what made it popular with the kids of the past decade, for once they had something that didn't suck, wasn't live service, and wasn't a downgrade of something that came before.
>>745552718he only said that as a last resort if they couldn't find a way to make the initial concept work, that was just a way to whip them into shape and it worked
>>745552592i sold my switch 2 so i cant :(
Any rooms up?
>>745540789why was the ost so ass tho?splatoon always delivers on 11/10 soundtracks
>>745554127I have to listen to the soundtrack when it releases to judge it. I hope there are full versions of the deep cut songs. Of the songs that released in the music app. Only initiation of the coastanids is actually unlistenable.
>>745554127the ost is better than what npcs claimthe mechanic songs, deep cut's final boss theme and even certain battle themes are really good
>>745554127nothing can beat Free Association
>>745552718that was back when they were making a game featuring rabbits. and he was right, the rabbit version of splatoon would have been declared shovelware and forgotten alongside the wii u
>>745554127>keep hearing this god awful noise in my earshttps://youtu.be/e8XHnYB_Hso
>>745552313Yea alright.
>>745552087>>745552313Gladly add inklings as well
>>745554127raiders is the ultimate test for an ω-3 fanand i passed with flying colors, i love how weird and wacky raiders' music ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wWvaJbMQI
>>745554127It's supposed to be the music thay Salmonoids can create and share. And as you know, they are at best African tribesmen.
Salmonid music has filtered people since day 1.
>>745556894the salmon run music is fine but some of the tracks in this ost made me question why the hell did they really think this was good? and no muh "actually salmonids are playing the music so it's purposely shitty!" isnt a good excuse to have my ears raped
>>745554127The soundtrack hasn't been 11/10 since Splatoon 2.I've ejoyed every game but the magic was lost starting with Splatoon 3.
>>745551292I run Icebreaker + Close Combat + Freeze. Roller is a surprisingly good endgame weapon, the amount of damage you can do is similar to an icebreaker charger.Run it with power tank. Splatellites, dash bomb, and splashdown. Splashdown for freeze, dash bomb for ink recovery and invincibility.
>Decide to play male octo this time.Was it a mistake?
>>745558218it's a mistake if you aren't gay, because all of the outfits look incredibly zesty on the male characters
>>745556398it's so fucking good though???
>>745558470There's nothing wrong with Hammer Craft, Bond Craft, Super Squid Ink, Ultra Squid Ink, Help Workwear, Booyah Workwear, Over Here Workwear, Pilot Suit, Bite Waders, Manta fighting gear
>>745557584thanks senpai
>>745540789Black Octopus wifeGood Life
>>745559792Any Crystal or 97-99 rooms?
>>745562243Didn't mean to reply
>>745562243I'll try and make a room in a couple hours if the thread is still up.
>>745550419>i could be killing salmonids, or as i like to refer to them as salmoniggers, right now
>>745545394We've been saying Shiver Sex for years!
This was my first splatoon game. I have to say I'm surprised how good it is aiming with tilt is rather than the stick. I also love the liquid/paint graphics.
>>745540789Tranny franchise tranny fanbase, absolutely fucking revolting lmao
>>745563421This gif never including the last and best part is criminal.
>>745546965No Fuck you. You're lucky I don't have Floaty Fun equipped
>>745563932>I don't have floaty fun equipped That makes you one of the good ones
i'll do my daily help in a bitif it's a gem, i'll keep playing a bitif not i'll angrily close the game until tomorrow
>>745564880you could also try the crane..
>Fire Rate part is measured in Small/Medium/Large rather than a +% increase like every other part that increases a gadget's base stats???
>>745565142maybe it depends on weapon? like in side order
>>745565254all parts are gadget specific what are you even sayingthere's overlap but you don't get a part for every gadget that shares the part
>>745563857sheesh
>>745564880game's good
>>745565374i'm retarded and/or need to go to bed, my bad
>>745540789so, thats it? this game aint getting more content updates or dlc?
>>745566043they released a game finished for once
>>745566043It hasn't even been a month since release.
>>745554127>Check out some of the OST since I haven't played it yet>The game about killing salmonids has a lot of salmonid musicWhat am I missing here? Is this people's first Splatoon game?
pretending not to understand things thus making discourse impossible
The way multiplayer works is so fucking dogshit.The endgame after floor 100 is boring and meaningless.Enjoy spending 8 hours a day farming the beach and then 8 more farming 97-99 for the primo you're missing.Wasted potential: the game.
>>745563576It's good practice if you plan on getting splatoon 3 or 4
>>745557179off the hook has some of the worst music in the series though
>3-star gadget part>+60% damage increase for 6 points>5-star gadget part>+15% damage increase for 2 points
>>745566423what the fuck are you talking about
>>745566635kek
>>745566456Meanwhile I'm over here answering calls for help all day and having a blast.
opened a room for bottomless buffet
>>745566423Reply directly you stupid faggot, keep your indirect reply bullshit on /vg/
>>745567161See: >>745567261
>>745567161What floor are you doing
>>745554127filtered lol
>>745567353I'm at like 100 and something I can't check right now
>>745567463alright, i'll join in, poolsclosed?
>>745567549yep
Mechanicbwos, Shiver told me to build a soundproof room with a big bed, should I be concerned?
>>745567549>>745567594Can I join too?
>>745567904I'll open in a min
>>745568016K I'm ready.
>>745568104it's open
>>745567742no because it's for big man since he snores really loud
>>745567742don't worry about it
shiverbros unite
I'll be able to join you dudes or create a second room after my switch charges
>>745568675okay just let me know when and I can let you in
>>745541139>>745550884>>745551675can't they just turn into squids to get away?
>>745569046Too overwhelmed with pleasure, can't focus on transforming.
>>745569046Ohhh nooooo I completely forgooooot whoops how embarrassing
>>745569046the 0.00000m2 of enemy ink:
>>745569101>>745569126>>745570279you could have been more thorough with your explanation
thinking about Callie wielding a jet squelcher.
>>745540789I sincerely hope Splatoon Raiders 2 is an open world looter shooter like Borderlands because Borderlands is fucking dead to me
It wouldn't kill the balance for ink to ooze down walls a bit more. Can't tell you how many times I've been cucked out of scaling a wall because of a single pixel of dry wall between the ink spots.
>>745571502did you know squid surge was created to solve that exact problem?
I think im out after this next one, MAT, thanks for the games in advance!
Alright my switch is charged, I'll hop into the room as soon as a I can boys.
Despite my grievances with its endgame, Raiders was so much fucking fun and just thinking about it's got me wanting to play again. Sure, I ain't got much to do but it's still fun. Could probably get those last 10 goldies and maybe try for S-ranks some more.On the flipside of things, so far almost every single pool goer I can see chose palace for summerfest. So I threw my hat in there, as well.
>>745572660>every single pool goer I can see chose palace for summerfest. So I threw my hat in there, as wellI did the same
Thanks for the room mat, even though I only one run in with you lmao.For any anons who want to join, there is a poolsclosed room up right now.I'd like to do a mr. salt shaker fight with the homies
>>745573006May as well, right? Not like I care too much about this theme, though I will miss the sky blue summer ink. It looks so nice with the shimmery water effects.>>745573131>I'd like to do a mr. salt shaker fight with the homiesHuh, never thought of that before.
>>745540789it's gonna be extra funny when splat 4 comes out and they go back to the extremely locked loadout system after showing us they're capable of letting us making custom loadouts. locked loadouts and extremely small map rotations forever!
>>745573634The refusal to switch to a Mario kart map selection is hilarious at this point
>>745573802or just do what basically every other shooter does, just put all the maps in rotation. I legit cannot think of any advantage of restricting the map pool like that man it drives me fucking insane
>>745540789Sell me on this game because it looked interesting but like what's the gimmick you just do runs and upgrade your shit?
>>745573885Yes but the feeling of being able to manage massive hordes of enemies is really satisfying like a more challenging Dynasty Warriors (Without the frame rate drops) It's so well paced, you always feel like you have exactly enough to deal with all the shit
>>745573634>>745573802I 100% get what they're going for, they don't want a 24/7 2fort situation with this game. Which personally is a stupid thing to try and prevent, but whatever. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't only 2 maps at a time. Splatfests in 2 were great partially because shifty stations bumped it to 3 and that little change let there be a lot more variety.
>>745573802Even Mario Kart can't be assed to have a Mario Kart map selection anymore though.
>>745574181>they don't want a 24/7 2fort situation with this gameI don't see how that'd be a problem in a game that has no community servers and extremely limited hosting options for custom games in general. Just put all the maps in rotation
>>745574338No one said they were smart about online. They limited salmon run in 2 because they were "afraid of fracturing the player base".
>>745552759Did you miss out on an engineering job because a cootie-oozing girl got it instead?
not making a salmon room tonight FUCK SPAWNING GROUNDS AND FREELANCERS see you next joe rotation
>>745574560>No one said they were smart about onlinewell obviously not the whole discussion is about them being retarded online about map rotations, not quite sure what this has to do with the totally unfounded fear of something like a community server running one map forever though.
I have never played a single Splatoon game
>>745574825melody love
>>745575007You can still appreciate Shiver sexo.
>>745574812same basic principle, too many players will gravitate to one map and/or mode and leave everything else a barren wasteland
>>745575007I like them more than pvp
The futility of running around the base after every raid knocking down the containers because of that one video where someone got a gem from doing it.>>745574713Well fuck, I was kinda hoping for one since the freelancers I got yesterday were the dumbest motherfuckers I've witnessed in a long, long time. Oh well.
>>745574338>Just put all the maps in rotationthe problem with that is certain weapons perform a lot better on certain stages in certain modes, so people would tend towards the more consistent weapons since you could end up playing on literally any stage in the gamesplatoon already has issues with stale meta as it is and that would just make things worsethat, and it's a bit hard to really understand certain stages and their mode-specific layouts if you're constantly rotating between every single map in the gamepersonally I never found the rotation system to be an issue, expanding rotations to include more stages would be nice though
>>745575548>the problem with that is certain weapons perform a lot better on certain stages in certain modesI hope they do it because fuck the meta and fuck touneyfags they ruined splatoon
>>745575481sorry you're on your own
So how did you feel about the cause of the Big Runs being King Ghidorah as a biblically-accurate salmon?
>>745575886It's cinema.There being an ancient Hugefry god buried deep under the throne of the salmon king is also cinema.
>>745576051>only reason it's still alive is because it stole the magical salt grinder and stuck it to its throat>rotted and disgusting, looking exactly like how zombie salmon look before they dieThat thing was creepy as fuck but fun as hell.
Any rooms up for Riders?
>>745575718And I had a full king meter ready, too. Full because none of the mouth-breathing botards I was grouping up with could get anything done. May as well try a bit more.>>745575886Absolutely beautiful. Up until Raiders, every single escalating threat was the result of crazy assholes with science plans. Getting an elder god and literally starting the apocalypse was the raddest shit. Plus lord Saltimatum is also really cool.
>>745576248Sorry anon I just closed the one I had open
>>745576259we only did one king was because I was very close breaking my controller in rage
>>745576337The freelancer at the end did nothing during extra wave.
>>745575007Same.>>745575263For me, it's lore distensions of the bad fanfic and power-scaling fuel varieties, like Tartar making a prototype of its desired advancement on Octarians that bootstraps into a feature-complete yet less assholish Mass Effect Reaper expy.Though Shiver IS cute.>>745575886Gives room for a "softer" take on the long-running idea of the Salmonids wrecking bunker-survivors without the blunt "broke in and ate everyone"; those "magnetic" distortions are doing shit that does not fit any real-life theory and consequently could wreck sensitive equipment expected to be safe in black-boxes.
>>745576337>>745576478That bad, huh? I don't like my chances later, but I'm still gonna do it.>>745576509>that imageNOT MY BABY
If we get DLC for Raiders, how would you feel about Seasoned Kings and the Seasoned Triumvirate?
>>745540789This is the only switch 2 game that interests me. I still won't buy one mind you but I am curious how fun it is singleplayer
>>745576872Why do you care? You’re not getting a switch 2
>>745563857First time I'm seeing this second part, where is this from anyway? Answer asap please, I got something urgent to do
>>745576764Would be cool, I was legitimately surprised that they didn't show up at all in Raiders.
>>745576949because this is a video game discussion forum
>>745576764>>745576981Cool idea, but how likely? Remember that apparently these salmonids are a splinter group that split off from regular salmonid society a long time ago. Could be none of them ever became regular kinds, just mythicals.
>>745576764frankly they wouldn't make for very interesting bosses in raiders, maybe triumvirate but the rest would be easy
>>745577048Do we know if the Kings are individuals, or members of species? If it's the latter Seasoned Kings can be a thing, have them guarding new islands.>>745577171They can always get one or two new moves to play with.
>>745577251Kings are a category, they're not specific individuals.There can be multiple of each.
I'm pretty sure I threw an egg away by mistake the other night thinking I still had Blast Boot mapped to that button.Raiders has ruined me I swear to god.
>>745576478I believe it>>745576670>That bad, huh?it was really bad and A and CH if you're reading this sorry for bailing on you guys but I just couldn't do any more
>>745577429No worries, mate. I was getting tired of using the Ballpoint myself.
>>745577612hope next joe rotation won't be shit but looking at the weapons I don't have much faith but at least it's on bonerattle
what do you give primo rail besides ice breaker and close combat
>>745577961consecutive attack up? freeze? ferment?
This game is so fun. Its my first Splatoon. I don't see myself being interested in a PVP game, however. I hope they do an expansion for Raiders.
>>745577882>Clash>Splash>ProAt least they're not gimmick weapons...
the part of the game I feared the most has arrived. I have only 2 gadget parts left to develop for double gold checkmark gadgets, and still need to find 4 more primo weapons...once I no longer really need spirhalite gems, and am at the mercy of RNG to still find those last 4 primos, this grind is going to feel a lot less fun.
>>745578662yes but they're very weak
>>745578662>clashFUCK>splash, pro, and squifferAll good in a vacuum, but that combination doesn't sound like it'll have much stopping power.
>>745545394She's strangely arousing and all but I'm surprised how much Japs love the little niggletess Frye as well. She's ugly visually but her personality is cute I guess (unlike Shiver who has rapist vibes) so there's that.
something's off about shiver...
>>745540789
>>745579418Christ I meant to post this saying what keyword does 4chan use if any? I wanna team up lol
>>745579418poolsclosedthe /vg/ general uses inkgen, I think
>>745579128>unlike Shiver who has rapist vibesThis makes me want to humiliate her the same way I want to humiliate a certain senran.
>>745545394and?
>>745576764I'm disappointed Horrorboros didn't come back in some way. The other two would feel redundant thanks to seasoned Big Shot and Maw.
>>745581275Eh, seasoned big shot and fatass are too different if you ask me. Multiple shockwaves versus one big instant-death radius. Basically a splashdown. You could argue that seasoned flyfish sort of fulfills fug's role. Inkstrikes aren't booyah bombs but they're both deadly, big aerial bombardment.
I never unlocked that one costume for playing online, I thought wed be using "poolsclosed" but 0 players were on the entire fucking timeI should probably get on that before everyone moves on. Anyone going to be available in 8~9 hours from now?
>>745541203>Go to F95zone>search for game "Inkling girl">open link to that game>go to last page in thread (may have to go back a few pages now)>someone dropped a link to both the newer 3D squid massage plus a fan made uncensorinkling girl vs tentacle is also good, but if you want to POV fuck a 3D shiver all night after slowly grooming her then the massage one is good.
>>745581860fuck
>>745540789>Splatoon Raiders was fucking amazingOverselling it quite a bit. It was something. I'm seriously ready for some real games now, Nintendo.
>>745581860Romancing octo girl still hasn't been surpassed.
>>745581785People have been playing for weeks, anon, where the hell you been?
>>745581785why do you guys act like it's some super missable thing? just open a room and people flood in. pick whatever.
>>745583075Probably expecting it to be like splatoon 3 where you can see the history of rooms, send invites, and stuff.
I want my woomy to cuck me
>>745575007we can always tell, off-model bro
bros were about to see whats on the 1000th floor
>>745583953Where?
>>745547257Having movement options gives you much more flexibility in how you go about things. It's very east to get ganged up on with no means of escape otherwise.
>>745583953Oh yeah, I think I saw that yesterday. Some jap got to around 990 or so. But can he make it to the end?
>>745583984a jap is streaming on youtube his suffering
>>745584198Link? I'm not even at 100 but i want to ser how it's like at 990
>>745584274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8suZ4Qnuw
>>745540789I want to play more Raiders, but I have to rush through DK Banaza before the My Nintendo Challenge ends at the end of the month.I am not looking forward to the dev challenges.
>>745584359I just got Bananza myself since I only just got my Switch 2 like a month ago. Do the challenges that want you to do shit with no skill point investment require a fresh save or is there some way to refund points for those specifically?
>>745584359The dev ones are the only challenges that are actually, well, a challenge. All the rest are basically a gimme, and even then only the final 2 are of any real consequence. But yeah, I also need to stop putting it off and do them already. I've said that like 5 times now.>>745584539You can talk to the kong elder, he'll wipe your slate clean and refund every single one of your skill points.
>>745584645Hell yeah. I was thinking it would be insane if they wanted you to start a fresh save to do that.
>>745584645Well I'm still working my way through the game, just fucking around smashing through everything to dig for treasure is both addictive and slowing me down since we only have 2 weeks left.I also have no shame so I'm using assist mode, since it still counts your challenges as completed when using it.
>>745584645I find the building destructions with 40 seconds left over to be kind of annoying, especially the elephant one.
>>745579128>She's ugly visuallyI find her very cute (no I'm not some twitter tranny, shut up niggers)
>>745584684Nah, they were pretty lenient on most of the Bananza challenges. I'd already 100%ed the game by the time it started so already had like half of them done by default.>>745584716>I also have no shame so I'm using assist mode, since it still counts your challenges as completed when using it.PUSSY. No but seriously, the game ain't nearly difficult enough for anyone to need that. But yeah, glad you're enjoying it. Just talking about it's making me want to start a new save file, I loved the hell out of it.>>745584741You can stay outside the wrecking area and suck up a lot of material, then throw it to destroy even more of it. All this before the timer officially starts.
999!
>>745584946nah back into the mines he goes
>>745584316So that "just push them off the side" strat stops working at a certain point?
>>745583075>just open a room and people flood inplayed day 1, and this has never happened once.No friends, even the splatoon / SR ones, seem to be playing this game, and if you use a password you need to match that password with the others, hence why I originally went with poolsclosed since, you know, /v/ actually had some SR champs in it.There has not been one single player to connect to, after talking about it here people said just use "splatoon" as the PW, despite that inviting redditor tier players, but even so its been pretty dead.it may not be missable yet, but it will be in the future when people stop playing which is already happening, either you quit, you beat the game then quit, or youre turbo grinding the buffet.its not like SR where there is just matchmaking built in, which is why im confused why they added this costume anyway
>>745584941>SpoilerYou've probably spared me a whole lot of headache.
>>745581747>buy amiibos just for outfits (before they announced what they unlock, here we got the 3-pack so, you know, consoom) because shiver is pure sex in this game>amiibo outfits give you the same fuck ugly jumpsuits, only, somehow, even uglierits so over for splatoon 4, each splatoon game has had less and less sexy clothing for the player and older and older player characters. S1 had kids in bikinis with clothing damage down to your pants, S2 aged em up and changed pants for shorts, still had some sexo gear though. S3 limited all skimpyness to like 3 bits of gear plus aged you up more.S4 is going to be old people in fully clothed hazmat suits.
>splatoon art from this motherfucker againHoly shit, it's like I"m back in 2018 again. Even had the good taste of making a cute braid veemo.>>745585493I think the challenge menu straight up shows you footage of how to do that if you press the hint button or something, I don't remember.
>>745584316am I stupid for thinking playing with others would make it easier, surely he could've rounded up a few fellow splat autists to do his runs with, I know it's too late now but still
What the fuck is wrong with shiver artists?>>745579128draws her like a black person with black person hips, black person hands drew this>>745575263off model chest size, shiver is a FLATTIE, plus, despite being stranded on an island for over a month, her panties are conspicuously perfectly clean and white? wheres the staining and stink lines?Why draw shiver if you arent going to draw SHIVER, and why draw her panties if you arent even going to bother drawing her actual, stinky old used panties shes forced to wear?
Am I the only one who thinks this game is very repetitive? there's no exploration and what you experience in the first 2 hours is exactly the same you'll be doing for the rest of the game
>>745585805I mean, I play EDF games for hundreds of hours so...
>>745585805>what you experience in the first 2 hours is exactly the same you'll be doing for the rest of the gameThere is not a game in the series this tidbit doesn't apply to. Not even Octo Expansion.
>>745585464Impressive that one post can have this many lies in it.
>>745585972everything in there is true though, thats my experience. Prove otherwise: you cant because this is the reality of what happened.
>>745585464>I originally went with poolsclosed since, you know, /v/ actually had some SR champs in it.That's /inkgen/
>>745541171All it really needs is the ability to target farm weapon types and gems, maybe another difficulty tier for stages
>>745586031I found poolsclosed to be more of a better experience. /v/ pools had shitters wanting a carry but also the best autistic SR players like myself who can top 5% solo/vg/s pool was more consistently good, but less able to cope with overfishing tier runs overall, I guess thats what happens with a larger pool, it averages down
>>745585464you need to post that you're making a room so people knowalso might have to do with timing
>>745585805I dunno, I've only played about 10 hours of the game and feel it's varied enough. The treasure hunt raids are more linear, but they have side areas where you find the secret stuff, then the giant crystal raids which are more open, then the sampler dungeons that teach you different mechanics, then the Dens where you just kill everything, then the mythic boss fights. You're always trying to figure out the best ways to genocide salmonids.
>>745585773i get the feeling these guys want to achieve it on their own
>>745586026Archive's right there, bro, go to literally any thread in the past month and see all the people playing together.
>>745584840like seriouslyshe cute
>>745585784>Flatass ShiverTake your own advice if you're going to be a haughty on-model fag.
>>745585805nothere's enough variation in the types of levels you go through (more exploratory mining, linear natural environments, dens focused on one enemy type, three layer ruins, classic campaign obstacle courses, bosses) that it never gets old, on top of the three tanks and all the gadgets and relics fundamentally changing the core gameplay
>>745586382Smoochable
>>745586274okay, and?doesnt change the experience of zero people playing from launch for the entire week of launch under poolsclosed on my end.>>745586167Well, I did again, here >>745581785>Anyone going to be available in 8~9 hours from now?after work i'll try again, in 5~6 hours from now.
>>745586469shivers ass is flat though, she just sticks it out/bends over/arches her back a lother hips are wide though.https://models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/splatoon3/asset/336817/
>>745586469Her ass IS flat, though, look at this.
>>745586721damn that is flat, this is how white women should look btw, firm, tight, small buttocksanything larger than this is literally black people aesthetics that were unironically forced and socially conditioned onto people. its only in recent, western history of the last 20 years large fat asses were seen as positive due to deliberate anti-white conditioning.
>>745586537If a large amount of anonymous players were able to easily and readily group up here for weeks on end and you weren't, then perhaps it's not the pool that's the problem.
>>745586842thats because they werent using poolsclosed, but "splatoon", because theyre picrel.
>over an hour of crystal mining with no goldiesTo hell with this, I'm going to bed.
>>745587089Fresh!
>>745587089skill issue
>>745587089go to the second lava level (I forgot what it was called) and play on spicy that's how I got it
>>745550884>>745551675Artist?
>>745587876Denki Shogun.
She needs a massage
>>745586721>>745588967she looks so goodthere's a few people who come into these threads to dump softcore porn that goes way off-model, and I'm not saying that's forbidden or that it's wrong to be attracted to a plump mature woman, but I'll never understand why they'd want to replace/bury/ignore THIS of all things
>>745589103yeah its more understandable when fryefolx decide to offmodel her massive 5head, because the default one looks retardedbut shiver was already perfect, so people changing her sex body just comes off as fat/black americans injecting their own blackwarped standards onto a normal already sexy woman
>>745587089good,FUCK you
>>745589176aww come on, you wouldn't fuck on-model frye?
>>745589347I would but, if it was frontal id be staring at that massive head.
>>745589103i reckon a bit of it comes from the fact on-model art is just a little more rare for splatoon. most art will at least have slightly less chibi proportions ie picrelwhich is still fine by me, as long as they still follow the fact shiver is sleek and aerodynamic, it's about being able to follow the form of her body, her giving you lines for your eyes to wander alongit's alluring
>>745589621You're right, it's not fair to rank all off-model art as being the same level of disrespectful
>>745589825Ok I hear you loud and clear butfrye's ears would twitch when she orgasms and that's pretty cute I think.
>>745589825Ay (You cant post that here!)Ay (Bitch!)
>>745583840that's pretty much on-model, autist
>>745590781it literally isnt.
>>745590781those boobs are much more boobular than her actual ones
>>745591248>>745591923she's just lactating, autist
>>745592009lactation causes you to stretch into more human adult proportions?lactations reforms your head and jawline?
>>745592075the idols are adults, secondary autist
You know it's possible to post on-model art without being an annoying faggot about it, right?
Squids
>>745592140Newsflash: All on-model fags are annoying faggots by defaultSorry you had to find out like this
>>745592137Trying too hard mate.
>>745592402>projection
>yes I'm a goonbrained genetic defect but, get this: I'm also heckin racist, you've never met anyone like me beforeyou're the most interesting nigger in the world and shouldn't kill yourself ASAP
>>745592296we may be autistic but we're only annoying to you because we're interrupting your masturbationlook at these >>745592291 >>745589621 >>745587089 >>745574825 they're all off-model and in a variety of styles, but the "on-model autists" don't care, because they are appealing images that respect the clumsy proportions of inkling. You can tell they were drawn by people who are attracted to the characters.now look at these >>745552313 >>745556434 >>745575263 >>745579237these bodies don't resemble anything that you'd see in canon, you can tell that whoever posted them is attracted to big fat mature emphasized human bodies first and foremost, and the splatoon theme is secondary, it's just a paint job on their usual interest. The people who participate in this may have even coniditioned themselves to see a splatoon thread and assume it means more fat porn for them.it was never about on-model versus off-model, it was about porn addicts trying to turn any thread into catering to their trashy body preference, and trampling all over the unique qualities that the real fans happen to appreciate
tl,dr pedo mod melty
>>745592980don't argue then if you're not willing to listen
>>745592924easy enough to see it as "splatoon artist" vs "artist that draws splatoon"though i suppose jtveemo is offmodel too most of the timeit's not even about boobs imo, you can have boobs (see marina) but it's about whether the proportions actually evoke the identity of the universe or whether theyre just standard characters wearing tentacle wigs
>>745592924>fatnigga i just like big titty bitches
Choco
>>745593108offmodel head
>>745592924Art is always to have liberties with fan recreations of characters to match their own style or interpretation of anatomy.But what puts me off from the latter selection of pictures is they look like they were simply a person given tentacle hair to suddenly become splatoon releavant.
>>745593146At least someone with taste.
>>745593150Never thought I'd say it but tentacles too big
>>745592763>>745592924>flamer bot + "on-model" crypto-pedo meltdown with a reddit spacing cherry on topamazing combo
>>745593306Offmodel headOffmodel breastsOffmodel hips
>>745593416It's like you can't read or don't understand how a conversation works.
>>745593146I don't know how to tell you this, but breasts are made of fat
woomveems are pretty and sexy regardless of proportions.if you can't learn to appreciate both, that's your loss.
>>745593108that's the thing, if you go and look at Marina in-game, you will be surprised just how petite her frame and breasts arepeople have been conditioned to believe she is stacked because of the overwhelming amount of that kind of art
>>745593584>more offmodel wank from not ingameJust admit that splatoon characters look kind of retarded and shit ingame but the overall designs are good and can be fixed by artists. It's not like this is the first time this happened. Just look at touhou.
>>745593847anon this is literally from an official art book
coomer artists drawing squids:
>>745540789>Tanks are added to salmon run>Japanese 12 year old starts repeatedly jumping into the water because you picked speed tank when the meta is 4 tactics tanks>Alternatively it's random and you always get the tank you want with weapons you hate and weapons you want with the tank you hate
>>745593707Tell that to the on-model aspies.Notice how off-model fags don't care when on-model is posted but on-model aspies start foaming at the mouth when off-model is posted. It's literally always like this with any kind of media, not just Splatoon or this thread. On-model aspies are the jews of fanart.
>>745593712yeah, she's a bit taller but even then the proportions overwhelmingly care more about chibi proportions with good tummies
>>745593187>>745593416>>745594170>>745594170it sounds like you're having one of those melties that you talk about so oftenI told you already that it was never about on-model versus off-model
>>745593847I knew you'd be retarded enough to try it with official artbook material.That's some of the reference material they are all designed behind.
>>745594284Lack of posting their own stuff and not even recognising official art. I'd assume they were just here to derail.
>>745594284>uhhh actually u mad???you are the only one who posted a reddit spaced seething wall of text replying to multiple postsalso lol, the "meltdown" comment unironically got under your skin kek
Not a screenshot of ingame=offmodelSimple as
>>745593378>reddit spacing>>745595035>reddit spacedNTA but formatting your post for readability isn't "reddit spacing", summer tourists thinking 4chan is le epic sekrit klub are so tiring
>>745595090Unironically, objectively and literally this. All fanart is off-model unless you ripped the OG 3D model and made some renders with it.
shiver and frye strike me as the type of girls who would absolutely eat people if they could get away with it
>>745594351>>745594782not him but the phrase>from not ingamemakes it seem pretty obvious he knows it's the artbook.
>>745595189there was no need for it in this case, it's 100% reddit spacing but it's okay to admit you are from reddit, this shithole is full of redditors anywayM00t won in the end
>>745595361Nobody calls character design specifications off-model
>>745595365im saying reddit spacing isnt real, it was made up by summer kids of the time to think theyre cool, ever since the eternal summer it's stuck around. the whole thing of "4chan vs reddit!! 4chan vs hackernews!!" and beyond is not 4chan4chan culture explicitly is not about who you are or what other sites you're from, it's about what you contributeand your contribution is having a little meltdown and purposefully arguing in the worst faithpost a ceph or close the tab
>>745595465maybe they do when both of you are being pedantic retards
Enough of this bullshit.I'm wondering if the very customisable approach raiders has will lead to more open loadouts instead of kits in 4.
it's really a shame that a fantastic IP like splatoon has such a dogshit tranny fanbasethis thread is a disaster
Sell me on Splatoon Raiders. Tell me about the gameplay loop and why I should bother buying it
>>745596153No you know what, you used the term gameplay loop, you don't deserve to have fun you deserve APEX Legends
Is this on-model or off-model?
>>745596153it's a looter shooter with a sizeable amount of content for only $50
>>745569046by forcefully he means that the squids are raping you. And are all males.
>>745596245>>745596315So you're telling me there is green, blue, purple, and orange colored loot that designates rarity like on Fortnite?
>>745596153it's a frantic, fastpaced looter shooter mostly focusing on movement, the swimming through ink dynamics and a large amount of customization through building your own set of gadgets and modifying themstory is about 25 or so? hours of content if you're doing all the stages you come across, but the postgame is quite extensiveyou get a lot of content for $50 here
>>745552456I can't see these two characters without thinking of extreme scat anymore.
>>745596259100% ON model since they turn me ON.
>>745541171I'm having fun but I know soon enough I'll have to grind to vet better stuff so I can grind in harder areas and not get killed so I can get better stuff and keep playing the game.>>745541171
>>745596774Is fortnite really the first game that comes to mind for coloured loot rarity when it's been a thing for well over 15 years before fortnite even existed.
>>745546284Splatoon, as a series, is female dominant.>all canon protags are females, the only one with a substantial amount of official male art is the Captain, but it's mostly female>the only idol that's male is very obviously an afterthought compared to the girls, it gets increasingly more apparent the more you look into it, like how Deep Cut was formed>the enemy Octolings are exclusively female, to the point that they're called Octozons in Japanese, as in, Octopus Amazons>it's implied that females are flatout stronger than males, hence the Agents and Octolings all being female, with the sole exceptions of Cuttlefish and Octavio>at one point in Splatoon 1's development they considered axing playing as males altogetherThe unibrow in Raiders is like, the most masculine thing players have had since Octo Expansion's Afro hairstyle included sideburns.
>>745596153you should play marathon instead, have fun you fucking faggot
God I wish cephalopods were real.
>>745596774holy tourist. Did you start playing vidya in 2020?
>>745597254They would suck.
>>745596259>>745597254>>745597472Infinite sex with Marina, omni-model
