In this thread, we play and discuss shmups, arcade games, beat em ups, rail shooters, 1CC and morkie hoggie density without avatar drama.What are you currently playing?Your favorites?Your last or current 1CC?
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no i dont think we will retard
>>745560208>What are you currently playing?touhou>Your favorites?eosd, pofv and podd>Your last or current 1CC?pcb
These threads died the minute mork autism entered them.
I'm going to play Touhou 8
I picked up Cosmo Dreamer on a whim yesterday, that game has some really fun boss patterns. Really cute artstyle to boot!
>>745563697Youmu Solo is fun af in this game.
>>745560208No thanks
>>745560208Despite liking these kinds of games, I've learned not to engage with these threads because they are unbelievably shit, even by /v/ standards
>>745564427Because these threads are a hotbed of sperg outs and shitposting and you're only allowed to mention very specific games.
Attention all shmuptroonsIt's time to admit that "routing" as a concept is objectively dogshit, giga autistic, and the reason this genre will never make it. Nobody wants to do gay shit like save state grinding and learning the way you're supposed to weave through pixels every single time you launch the game. You'd have way more fun playing a racing game and learning how to optimally drive on a racing track.>b-but why is that???Because the latter is intuitive and fun. The former is obtuse and autistic, like trying to find the best way to walk backwards while hopping on one foot when you're getting groceries.>o-ok what's the solution??You make games that are designed around being anti-routing and lean into instinctive dodging. And before you say it, no, rank that scales with how good you're doing is not good enough.Do you understand?
>>745563042>>745563697Why do touhou retards think they're tolerated here despite being constantly mocked and told to go away?>>745563752Looks really gay and touhou-coded, go away.>>745562705>>745563215>>745564329>>745564495>>745564723>>745564415Feel free to go back to your RPG threads, non-players.>>745563485Can you stop stalking and doxxing her? You're like a jilted ex-girlfriend, what has she ever done to you besides talking about video games and trying to help others? You're driving away the only good poster left on this board.
>>745564723>You make games that are designed around being anti-routing and lean into instinctive dodging.we already have shmups like those and it is called touhouminimum routing required unless you are scoring (if you somehow get filtered by this, you have some serious mental retardation) and it is RNG heavy (requiring instinctive dodging)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tVjvXGLizw
>>745565314>Feel free to go back to your RPG threads, non-players.way ahead of you
>>745565314>Why do touhou retards think they're tolerated here despite being constantly mocked and told to go away?the other way around. we already established the best shmup players on /v/ are all touhou players
Nice shmup thread OP.
>>745565514THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>745565848>not ostrich rights are human rights and just making jaimers a tranny insteadyikes
>>745565412Yet every shmuptroon ever hates them, curious. Why do you people demand Simon Says tier gameplay? Just be normal and learn a musical piece on an instrument instead of whatever this autism is supposed to be. I can tell you that it has 0 appeal to anyone outside of your clique. >>745565314Low IQ mass replyfaging like this should be a bannable offense. The RNG filter the tranjans set up always fails and let's these post slip through while suppressing actual discussion.
BUH-BUH-BUH-BOMB!!!
Would you guys watch my stream?
>>745568363>>745565595
>>745565595How the fuck do Twitch streamers stay moralized when they spend years at like 5 viewers?
>>745563485you saw his fightcade?
you don't need a shmup thread every fucking day, you fucking weeaboo faggot
>>745569734It's not even him dude. So some random guy decided to close his 8-year inactive channel today coincidentally. You're a schizo.
>>745570237Why are you obsessing over some shitty troll clip he edited 11 years ago? You're so weird dude, get a life.
/shmupg/ - stalking and doxxing general
I haven't gotten seriously into shmups but I took the recommendation to play RangerZero in a previous thread and it's a lot of fun.
Is this the google doc
Ip counter says there are 3 IPs in this thread btw
>>745571973Yeah these threads have gotten pretty fucked up. I don't even know where we go from here.
I can't even tell who's being bullied here since the guy with the lil youtube and posting clips seems like a different person from the obnoxious avatarfag who seems to be a falseflagger but I don't really know
>>745572107Apparently there's a schizo who really wanted to kill the threads or have some glorious return to /shmupg/ or.... I don't even know. It's likely a jaded mod, this has been going on for like 5 hours straight now.
>1100 hours>rank coh no no no
>>745571350>BTFO some random alaskan who spams images of toilets and his shitclears>now bullying some guy avatarfagging using images from some troon-core anime/manga that also posts about his shitclearswho is next?
why not play some shmups?
>>745572812If I play shmups I can't shit up the thread
aw
Uh yeah I'm opening the archive for this one
>>745571971Yes, it was leaked early.
>>745571973could be worse
@samefagfalseflaggingpostdeletingnegativeattentionseekingschizoSamsho is a pretty fun game that arguably solves a lot of problems in 2d fighters. It's weird it never caught on. Guess people really are just care about muh roster and brand names when it comes to that genre.
>>745573516d rank l o l
>>745572107I think the falseflagger is the one spamming the whole dox thing.
>>745573516It's a meme game for coping executionlets
>>745573564Yes, yes. You love self flagellation and negative attention. New bit soon? You lot are a diamond dozen on the /trash/ board. >>745573617Combos are bloat and setplay is gayThere are plenty of technical things you can do in Samsho. The one sick nigga has to do instant tiger knees.
>>745573516So why are you hard stuck C rank 1100 hours in? I saw some A rank niggas with <10% of the playtime.
>>745573707Idk sis, I think the bit is getting kinda stale. Can't we think of anything else to post other than self-flagellation gooning material? Would the thread die too soon without it?
>>745574041Is it because you suck at literally everything you try to do?
>>745560208I don't have any recent clears. Just Deathsmiles and Ikaruga, years ago. I enjoy just playing for score and no one can take that away from me.
>start out on touhou >idk guys I don't think I like this genre>shmuptroons: bro touhou straight kuso come try our memoslop. It's the real shmup experience>try them>they all fucking suck>go back to touhou with a new appreciate for itAnyone else experience this?
>>745573254Lol. Normally I don't condone doxing but I'll look the other way
>>745574401This is me but instead of Touhou it's modern shmups on steam, I haven't found an arcade shmup I actually like enough to grind.
>>745574467Which ones? Looking to try something new.
I've been distracted from the Phelios 1cc attempts for the last week or so but I am going to jump back into it. And maybe if I can do it smoothly enough I can find a new old shmup to play that's just as full of variety and adventure.
>>745565314>her
>>745574646Blue Revolver, Crimzon Clover, ZeroRanger, Eschatos, Cosmo Dreamer, Fantastic Danmaku Festival 1 and 2. I also liked Murasaki but it's very weird, looking to pick up Devil Blade Reboot and Rolling Gunner at some point.
>>745565514>milestone mentioned
>>745574826Cool thanks. I heard FDF3 is very good too but it wasn't on sale in the last Steam sale.
What the fuck happened here? why are so many posts deleted?
>>745574978Check the archive lol
>>745574978/shmupg/ faggot had a melty and decided to dox one of the people who posted gameplay here.
>>745574401play Deathsmiles, also ignore autistic spergs in this thread
I kinda wanna watch Bocchi now.
>>745575021This is going to be the theme of the threads going forward. Every time someone attempts to discuss shmups he'll bring it up to derail the thread. In time he will find even more players to add to the pantheon, and the threads will be him puppeting these personas to create elaborate dramas. People will be too afraid to post any substantial gameplay as this genre is very niche and its easy to find people based on what they play. The threads will become people briefly asking for game recommendations which will become so routine it will cease to be genuine and then it will be eceleb discussion.
>>745575463heh... same
>>745575021why are you obsessed with "posting gameplay", this weird ass fucking place is the only place that's obsessed with validating themselves like that as if it's some kind of a license
>>745575880What are you talking about? Its hard to discuss a game when you can't show what you are doing. I don't do it because about 5 other people play what I play, and not actively, so I'm sure I'd meet a similiar fate. What am I going to do, say I practiced X pattern today and that's it? Showing gameplay is normal in other threads, the ones that aren't dead generals at least. I think schizos see that and believe it is pretentious.
>>745575748*That* aside, it's been on my watch list for years.
>>745575880this is the video games board sir
I gotta sleep, have a good night, shmup bros
>>745576094Name me a single community in this board that spergs about posting gameplays outside of this fucking dickass thread.First and foremost this is an anonymous board and if you want to validate yourself posting clips go to fucking reddit.
>>745576083What did Guitar Hero do?
>>745576413I'm not going to reddit but I certainly give up on using this board. I don't have any hope whatsoever that things will be normal ever again. You've definitely convinced me on that. Engaging with you just seems to stoke the flames even further so I'm out.
I beat Radiant Silvergun and just about every Aleste game last year. Fuck me Aleste 2 for MSX 2 was hard.
>>745576440That specific image is a hint. Don't ban me onijanny.
>>745576508Oh boy eceleb thread time!
>>745576508I'm not your schizo boogeyman btw I rarely come here because of the shitshow that includes you too, but sincerely, without an intention to mock you at all, use fucking reddit if you want a safeplace to post your clips
>>745576706The best thing to do would be to make his own Discord server for posting clips and self promote on the bigger shmup servers, but he'd have to start over from scratch with a new identity and new accounts everywhere. Shmupfags are known for widely using 4chan.
>>745576706I'm just going to try to adapt to discord unfortunately. I don't really fit with reddit. I want to discuss the games, not show off clears, and I can't do that there. It's not about showing off. I really like shmups, i want to share that with people who have similiar interests. Imagine you like cooking and you go on /ck/ and say "I baked one bread today" with no picture or anything. It's absurd. I'm not sure why the schizos here can't understand that. It was an issue on /shmupg/ as well. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here but I don't really see this argument going anywhere.
>>745576948>I keep getting banned from redditOhohohoho
I just bought this on sale…
>I don't really fit with reddit
>>745577219have fun bro
>>745576948These guys are mental bro don't even try to reason with them
>>745564723>playing a racing game and learning how to optimally drive on a racing track.So routing?
>Currently playingDOJ, practicing stage 4 with Shotia just to make things safer, but it's fun so whatever>FavoritesFutari BL, Blue Revolver, Gradius Gaiden, DOJ BL itself at this point >Last 1CCCho Ren Sha 68k 1-ALL
I wish I had a trans boyfriend that would conveniently defend me wherever I go
>>745576530>Radiant SilvergunPlayed through this earlier in the year. Saturn mode is a fucking opera with its length but rewarding.>Aleste 2My niggy. I still need to play through the 8-bit Aleste games. Kinda lame of M2 for not including the MSX games/versions in the collection.
>>745574401Ignore the autistic screeching and tribalism. If you're like me, you'll enjoy non-touhou when you get bored of Zun's formula.
>>745577350Yes, but you seemed to have missed the most crucial part in me explaining why the Shmup version of it sucks. You can explain why it's fun and cool to get better at racing game to a normal person. The same can not be said about a shmup because the process is unintuitive and unfun. You're just tediously grinding save states and creating an imaginary route through bullets. 99.9% of people would rather just do ghost trials on a racing stage where can physically see with the track and their improvements with their own eyes.
>>745577652Two posts in and you're already reaching lmao Are you ok little man?
>>745577350Racing games are inherently multiplayer. If you just follow your exact route from time trials in Mario Kart, you will lose in any decent lobby.
>>745577791i thought you fucked off to discord lil niggy
>>745577219looks genuinely scary and frightening how tf is someone supposed to play this
>>745576948You have some kind of heavy OCD or autism if "I HAVE to post something to talk about a topic" is programmed to your brain, how do you think we communicated before internet was convenient and loading a video took like 5 minutes?Also yeah discord is probably more suitable place to do shit like that, you can't even post webm with sounds here, it's not a video clip forum.
>>745577791How am I reaching? Everything I've said is completely logical. 1. Shmups will always be niche 2. The closest thing to them is something like racing games 3. racing games do what shmups do in a better, more accessibly and interesting way 4. the solution to this mogging problem is to lean into features that racing games do not have as much (generally): extreme dodging Where am I wrong?
>>745578250kys cancer>>745576948stay based don't give up
>>745578539Go trans boyfriend!
Need some good looking arcade
>>745560208What's the best modern beat 'em up that's not Fight 'n Rage?
I wonder where the tranny cheerleaders will go when she finally fucks off to discord
>>745578464NTA but you thinking racing games are better than shmups is fucking crazy.
>>745560208The biggest issue I have with arcade design is its trial-and-error approach. I get why checkmates are important, but instead of encouraging skillful play, it often encourages rote memorization. If you mastered the controls of the game, given that you don't fuck up, you should be able to beat it without getting blindsided. This is why danmaku often sucks to play at higher levels - you simply need to know what part of the screen is safe, it doesn't matter how good you are at dodging when shit's undodgeable. I consider that bad design.
>>745577819>time trialsTime Trials is the original speedrunning autism, but without the RNG checks (for the most part). It's still good for track knowledge and developing lines, which I guess would be the routing in this context, but you have to adapt and use different lines on the fly in ranked matches.
>>745578753They are though. Literally nothing in this genre comes even remotely close to F-Zero GX or BallisticNG. Shmups needs to ditch the routingslop and move in another direction or accept being in the shadow of racing games forever.
As much as I loved Radiant Silvergun, I'm loving Battle Garegga so much more so far. Maybe it's because I put 60 hours inti RS and I'm sure it'll frive me mad later but goddamn it's so much fun. Not to mention the music is bitchin. It's even fun to continue a botched run and see how far you can get while jacking up the rank.
ive only 1cc'd 3 games and all were on novice mode lol (daioujou, dfk1.5, espagaluda ii). which cave game should i try to 1cc on normal?
>>745579351Mushihimesama 1.5
>>745578798Good thing I don't care about skill and memorization when it comes to shmups. It delivers the same thing that I get from playing any other genre out there: Fun. If I'm having fun, then there's no such a thing as "wasting time". I also have the habit of not save stating very often. I prefer to try new strategies and routes through normal runs, even though it can sometimes force me to reset the run. This kind of habit actually slows down my progress, but I don't mind it.
>>745560208DOJ is too hard, bros.I can't do it...
>>745578974You need to quit speaking in hyperbole so much. Your argument is coming down to shmups aren't accessible enough for you?>>745579351Mushihimesama
>>745579571I've been at the damn game for a month. I'm pretty close now but it's a beast of a game.
>>745579621My argument is that what they offer is unappealing to basically everyone outside of an incredibly small niche. Rightfully so, because grinding save states and drawing your own imaginary route through nebulous enemies and bullet patterns is a really dreadful experience. I frankly don't even see the skill in this genre. Congratz, you labbed for 60+ hours and now can do a little Simon Says performance for us. In actually skill based genres you have to actually adapt to challenges. It's like if fighting games were ONLY about doing a SINGLE flashy combo. Pass. Make the player actually have to free style and improvise the second they start up the game to the 30 minute mark and then we'll have a genre worth caring about.
>>745579937What were your major sticking points, and what ship are you trying to beat it with?I'm still trying to ingrain Stage 3, but I'm not too bad at the cart section of Stage 4. Stage 5 as a whole though...goddamn.And the Stage 3 and on bosses all destroy me. It's going to take a lot of effort. At least Arrange L is fun to cool down with.
Right now I'm getting raped by sans undertale
>>745580060Mentioned it in the thread already but stage 4 is something to practice for sure. It's not too bad once you have it down, at least with the B ship which is definitely the better one for survival. Carts are an issue but I honestly don't find them too horrible, maybe they'll take a hyper or a bomb but besides that they're fine. I haven't polished my stage 5 yet, but with Shotia there's a lot of room for bombing if you don't spend everything on 4. That's how I will go about it. The 4 boss is a bit tough too, but find a guide and learn the tricks and it's only half as bad, you definitely want a bomb for the later parts though since the boss just dies to that if you enter its ring and shotgun laserbomb it. I know how to dodge it normally but it's not worth it.
I don't think blue revolver is that good
>>745579975>what they offer is unappealing to basically everyone outside of an incredibly small niche.And? People are lazy and generally take the path of least resistance.You generally are routing/memorizing in most games you play. You are adapting the whole time learning the game and routing out the path to victory, the 1cc is just the results of your honed skills. And if you think you never have to improvise then you just haven't played one.
>>745580393I enjoy the game quite a bit but it's basically Muchi Muchi Pork with hidden score bonuses added so max scoring has to follow a bunch of somewhat specific paths similar to DOJ but more lenient, I could see why it wouldn't be someone's cup of tea
Can I get some good modern vertical shmup recommendations?GRAND CROSS: ReNOVATION looks kinda cool but people say it's easy, I like the aesthetic.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1808900/GRAND_CROSS_ReNOVATION/
>>745560208>What are you currently playing?looking for something new>Your favorites?Dodonpachi DFK, Crimzon Clover WE, Gunvein>Your last or current 1CC?Crimzon Clover WE Arrange mode
>>745582235>Crimzon Clover WE Arrange modeVery based. Awesome mode.
>>745560208I play Muchi Muchi Mork
Why do shmupcels larp like they have good music? All arcade shmup devs combined have less musical talent than ZUN has in his pinky.
>>745563752Never heard of this before but it DOES look cute, might pick it up later when I am done with the shmups I picked up during Summer Sale.
I had mostly given up on progressing past my plateau years ago (I can beat Touhou on normal without too much issue but beating Hard feels almost impossible and I've only beaten 6 and 10 on Hard), but I booted up PCB on a whim tonight and got to Yuyuko without dying. I think I'm going to start trying again, hopefully I can come back to a shmup thread with a victory soon
Fuck off. >>>/vg/
>>745585590>without dying*without a game over, I mean
>>745560208>discuss shmups, arcade games, beat em ups, rail shooters, 1CC and morkie hoggie densityAll of those are obsolete, low effort indy slopbait and garbage. Platformers, gunballs, and western RPGs are the superior form of video game.Good discussion.
>>745582432It was pretty hard at the end, I entered last stage with about 6 bonus lives and lost all of it by the time I beat the EX boss
>>745563042>pofv
>>745573483I am glad that general died. It got pretty pathetic towards the end - I was arguing with myself out of sheer boredom at times. If a post got over 5 (You)s, at least 3 of them were always me.
>>745563697I really like touhou 8 but fuck Reisein and these phasing attacks from all sides, idk how yo deal with them.
Last shmup I played was Dodonpachi resurrection a few weeks ago, tried a 1cc, died, continued to see what would be next, saw level 5 and lost all hope lol. One of my faves has been Sol Cresta. Unrelated but the game I recently finished has been Pipistrello and the cursed yo-yo. Gonna start playing some Tokon I think. Back to topic, a new mall arcade opened in my city, it’s got a bunch of beat em ups, 6 player X-men, ninja turtles, Simpsons, final fight to name some, some rail shooters like house of the dead, timesplitters and virtua cop. Unfortunately it does not have any shmups, I’m hoping they will eventually get some. I got Ikaruga and Earthyon on my wishlist as the next shmups I’ll play.
>>745587970bomb the fuck out of reisen, Eirin/Kaguya isn't that hard
>>745584565Burunyan man has better music than 2hu
>>745580393I agree it was kind of boring and easy
>>745576413>Name me a single community in this board that spergs about posting gameplayshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22post%20gameplay%22/Nearly all these posts were made in other threads than shmupsYou are a larping tourist.
>when he says he plays touhou
>>745582194bros... anyone?
>>745587990level 5 is not that bad besides the spinning wheels, those are run-ending
>>745589402>when he says he plays touhou
>>745590992brb playing pcb in public to get a qt gf
Mod please delete 2hu posts too
>>745593429Der's a snake in my boot!
>>745565848Mogs me
Melty time.
sure love how stg threads are permanently shitted up, hope you shitposting faggots ack yourself.
what's the hardest humanly possible shmup ever made?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3UdQ9dWBuI
>>745595270Only one to blame
>>745595315I am very uncomfortable
>>745595657weenie
>>745575021>dox one of the peopleReally doxxing or just sharing someone's public social media?
>>745595810NTA, but either is cancer and makes no one want to touch your thread.Go back to kf, troon.
https://files.catbox.moe/9adt3n.mp4I did itaround 1731 tries
Digibro will carry Mork's torch as the face of shmuptuber community
>>745597369congratsnow do it no vert
>>745597369I don't play 2hu in years, but doesn't this spell have a safe spot here somewhere? I remember seeing a few players just standing there.
>>745597925there's no safespot in the final rage phase since there's an aimed stream of bullets. you usually never see it in a normal run
>>745597883>now do it no vertI doubt I could do it even if I grind the spell for another half year. watching other players capping this spell made me realize I'm going up too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUaC06VoL58https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nksRMv49KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDJfyzuFM_M
>>745598641it was a half jokehave you done any other rage phases?
>>745582194I'm humbly requesting an answer once more
>>745600912>have you done any other rage phases?yeah I have done grudge bow and QEDalso three fairies star final which is what I consider the hardest
>>745602130Is every gold medal in the game humanly feasible?
wtf is this music?
What schmups would you recommend to a gamer like me?
>>745602598holy normalfag
>>745602598Touhou
>>745602409>Is every gold medal in the game humanly feasible?yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tghb8T8c-Uo
>>745603050Holy fuck
>>745602598>the most achievements is in Puzzle QuestIs that a good shmup?
>>745602598Undertale
>>745602598Kek what year is it again?
Cute!
>>745604308>she
How raped would I be going into Ketsui if my hardest 1cc is Radiant Silvergun Stage 2 route? I got to stage 4 on one credit once.
>>745595592why mork nazi
>>745602591Kino, but sometimes schizo kino, and specifically for the vocal song Freedom, a cruke (cringe nuke).
>>745606582>rhyming deathsmiles with smilesthis is why my electric bill doubled
>>745606582Jokes on you, we already have a DFK player who often spam CP in this board.https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/filename/milk%20horsecock/
>>745581094Yeah I just find that constant chain+score loop kind of exhausting and not terribly satisfying, and the game is very heavily built around it so it's not a great experience if you just ignore it and play survival or whatever
I really like Mystic Square's extra
>>745607046Schizo spammer but ultimately harmless. Still better than Ric (onitroon).
>>745608729I have only done four extras so far (4, 5, 16, 17) but Mystic Square definitely had the best one. Apparently it's one of the hardest but I can't confirm. It did take me a few hours but I also didn't know you can just time out the final attack which is a bit of a trend with the game but not one I particularly mind.
>>745609749My personal favorite Extras are 8 and 11
>>745582194can someone in this gay ass fucking thread reply, holy fuck this truly is the worst thread on the board
>>745610848Thanks for giving that anon a bump Woody-chan. I don't play modern shmups so I am not replying to him.
Mork hasn't touched a shmup in over a year and somehow he is still mentioned here and is still considered the shmup Leader of the shmup army.How is that possible? Do we not have anyone else to shill and champion? What about Pan? When will it be Pan's turn?
>>745563752I love Cosmo Dreamer and Like Dreamer. Honestly Like Dreamer is one of my favorite games of all time. The story is cute.
>>745611292kill yourself then
>>745597547Did Mork die?
>>745612418I don't have Cosmo but I have played some Like Dreamer and it's a charming game. Nice tiny hitbox and some defensive tools. I'll definitely play it more, and I want the SDOJ panda girl to give me a footjob.
>>745611790He's the reason any of us are playing besides the 2huGOD oldfags
>>745612762speak for yourself woody
>>745611790Sadly Pan just was in a massive accident driving over the cliff of a sand dune. Cracked vertebrae. I don't think he'll be energetically pursuing shmups any time soon, and that's the least of his problems.
>>745579975>what they offer is unappealing to basically everyone outside of an incredibly small nichekek and you're not reaching?>In actually skill based genres you have to actually adapt to challenges.Not every shmup has the same amount of memo needed, and even for the most routing heavy games you're forced to adapt and improvise. I don't even dislike racing games, f-zero gx and ring racers are the shit but I'm not going to partake in your gay shitty tribalism. It's very clear to everyone that you got filtered and "routingslop" is just a cope.
>>745613890>Sadly Pan just was in a massive accident driving over the cliff of a sand dune.>it's actually realhttps://www.youtube.com/@PAN--/postswhat the fuck
Everyone here is at least 37 or older. But im ready here about the 20 year old troon 0.0000000000001%er you are who just randomly got into a genre thats isnt for your kind when youre supposed to be playing gacha shit and starting a youtube career and getting paid .So FYI the people acting like high-schooler are grown ass men lmao
>>745613890Hope he gets well soon, his Guwange stream was fun
Recommend me a nice, easy beginner’s SHMUP.
>>745614527why are you capitalizing "shmup"
>>745602598where were you playing 15 years ago?
>>745614049Did you get filtered by the last 10% of achievements in Puzzle Quest too?
>>745615018Touhou, back in the days when LNN single stage runs were considered impressive.
>>745614082>nearly lost his armwtf
>>745615241Tbdesu LNN FW Stage 5 actually is kind of impressive
>>745615409It doesnt say anything about losing an arm retard
>>745615691I hit front first into the ground and then I can't remember if the vehicle spun or if it was smashing the ground into landing on the side. It ended on the driver side and pinned my elbow against the seat and the door so I couldn't move for about 15-20 minutes before rescue. Since it was between those 2, I didnt have the entirety of the car's weight against my elbow, so i didnt lose my arm. I managed to send a google pin to other riders, so they were able to secure me onto the car as they flipped it right side up without cutting off my arm. I got cuts all over, but the windshield broke forward, so its a bunch of cuts that need stitches but nothing deep. I can't feel any of the cuts so they are a non issue. I shredded the back of my teeth and lost some of the bottoms of my front teeth, but not to where I cant go to a dentist and get a bunch of fillings, no lost teeth or replacement.The problem is I cracked 4 of my vertebrae on my spine close to my neck. This is recoverable after some time, but can't engage my back and neck. So im in this weird position where I can move all my limbs and do squats or whatever, but getting up from lying down is a biatchI got crazy crazy lucky all in all, still got my limbs in tact and the spine damage is repairable
>>745615691He made another post and it actually does, he could've lost an arm but it was thankfully safe, spine and teeth damage though
>>745615691Retard
>>745615868>>745615824>>745615796have you tried not being parasocial about e-celebs?
Only no pussy virgins play shmupsThe time spent trying to 1cc you could have invested into your hygiene
>>745616241>Only no pussy virgins play shmupswrong
>>745616241This. Healthy people play melee and anti-grav racing games to scratch the skill based, pure gameplay itch.
>>745616241What about the transgoddesses who are the bussy like >>745614113
>>745615409it should be 5'12 vs 6'0
>>745615092Cope schizo
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>745595810>just sharing someone's public social mediaSo you're 100% okay if someone linked your real life profiles to everything you've said on 4chan, correct?
Do you prefer when games do or don't have viewport panning? I like it as long as the area isn't massively wide like old Raiden games, it feels kind of claustrophobic without it.
>>745615418Depends on if you use Y2 or not
>>745621182you don't, he's right
>>745621341I am.
>>745621523I like it when they don't, there's a sort of peace of mind knowing that everything is one the screen at all times.
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I'm an opiate-addicted tranny. This seems like the perfect genre for me!
