hop on deadlock
Ivy legally OWNS me btw, I'm her human slave
>>745692748Made for naizuri
>>745692748no thanks i'm already busy playing the greatest videogame of all time
>>745692748i dont like playing these games, cuz i get all flustered and sad when a teammate yells at me :(
>desperate to get out of brick hell>oops your teammates are already arguing a minute in :)>time and points stolen
>>745692748I could never into mobas and how to make a build :(
>>745693249just tell them to suck your dick
>>745692867Based, I should replay MGS2 myself
Why do people think Deadlock is woke?
>>745693409Deadlock has to have EOMM with how you roll the dice on which team has the worse shitters every time you queue, I don't think it even stops in higher ranks from the videos I've seen, solo queue support mains must fucking hate themselvesAlso Rem sexo
>>745692748>>745692842>hop on plap lock
>>745693805because they want something to be angry about to validate their worldview, and to make other people angry to profit off of the misery porn. "Woke" has become a buzzword that "content creators" parrot in a vain attempt to recapture the 2010's Culture War rush
Todays brick game by me, I'm the ivy 100480393
>>745696989You only see it like that because you don't want the vibe shift to happen.
>>745692748new player hero who do i play, also how do i understand which items to buy
>>745692748when they update it
>>745699197the eyelids kinda look like her irises here
>>745692748Release the patch first
>>745701582Have you played DotA?
>>745701230The vibe shift already happened. Trump got into office twice and there's still no border wall.You aren't the underdogs like in 2015. Yet the culture warriors are desperately trying to hold on to the privilege of being the "underdog" and "punch up" to a concept that's malleable enough to fit a needed narrative. If you want an irl (and kinda dramatic) example, just look at how the U.S. Government tried to rally the world against "terrorism." If you want a fictional example, Big Brother in 1984 (yes I'm doing this bit) is constantly "at war" with outside powers to keep the ire of the people away from the government. If you want a more topical example, just look at how the SJWs called everyone a "nazi," flanderizing the word, and pave the way for their own downfall. Now, the culture warriors call everyone "woke," flanderizing the concept, and are paving the way for their own downfall.
>>745703010you lost tranny, Trump 2028 btw
>>745694404SEXOOOOOO
Hell no.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>745703860Nobody gave a shit about Artifact and no one ever would have.
Hop on Graveslock
>>745692842Ivy would never advocate for slavery. She'd want you to be your own man.
I NEED Ivy to sit on me
>>745704181>turns to stone
>>745693409>>745694153why are you even worrying about a rank on a game that is nowhere near complete and doesn't even have a pick ban system
>that one Ivy /ss/ animation
PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME YOSHIT
>>745704430>that ursagod i hope it happens
>>745703010Jesus you managed to construct a post that just keeps convincing me I don't want to continue reading it.How about this, people call Deadlock woke because it has a fucking they/them and multiple DEI attempts. On the flip side though they mainly happened when the game was still out of the public eye and valve quickly cut that shit out when they realised they needed to win people over after it became public knowledge.
>Like Billy's abilities/gameplay>Hate his character/design>Like Abram's character/design>Hate his abilities/gameplayThis sucks
>>745704619It is fucking unreal how hard Mina saved this game. Ivy did it in 2024 qnd Mina did it in 2025.
>>745692748wait a minute, Ivy is that filipino female basedjak gf with the teeth and everything
I want to play the main mode but if I get counter picked in lane I am just going to suffer for 40 minutes having my team bitch and scream at me if I die.Streetbrawl is so much less stressful
>>745704767I hope the PvE mode is real just so I have a chill out game when Im not in the mood for ball busting
>>745704717so true!
>>745704678Just replace Billy with the Jacket from Hotline Miami mod.
>>745693805most female character have little to no ass or tits, while also having enby characters. but as a counterpoint there are few black women in the game and the ones that exist are not fat and ugly.thank god it's valve so they allow mods and slurs so it evens out and you get a game for both chuds and wokies
>>745704430EZ bingo desu
>>745704741nobody knows what youre talking about nigga
>>745704563ok thats a fair explanation.I'm just biased against the antiwoke crowd because the state of any kind of discourse has been polluted by Culture War nonsense. Even Deadlock isnt immune to ragebait jargon.
Vyper should be able to slither in tunnels
>>745693805>>745704949Its valve brand wokeIe. No downright sexy characters but also not slathered in ugly browns (the browns that are included are all good to decent excrpt calico)
>>745704949Geist has a decent brapper.As far as black women Wraith is okay but Calico looks like dogshit. Her hair is fucking awful
>>745705093its occult like i guess
>>745692748reminder that the next october update is item focused, reworks, new items, rebalance all that.after that one is the big update with new heroes and remodels
>>745705147>>745705093>>745705054calico is based on a literal bald niggress from neon prime
>>745703104kill yourself right now , because i don't want you to be the cause of both of our death in the future
>>745704949>most female character have little to no ass or titsi dunno it seems a thing onoy affecting the old heroes, except geist that bitch is thick. also it's probably to sell cosmetics that show more skin dota is doing it >envy charactersthere are none
>>745704949>most female character have little to no ass or titsum wut
>>745704678Billy may be better gameplay wise but at least Abrahms can just brute force people without having to worry about a parry ruining their day.
>>745705385
I'm intimidated by the autistic movement system, how do I git gud?
>>745705493that's why i said most, but i gave mina and silver big asses and tits modding so i dont really careit's kinda sad that there's no paradox equivalent tho
>>745694153Not only it has EOMM but they made rank just pseudo season pass where they reset it every X months and put everyone to low rank and let them grind number go up. And you have streak bonuses, demotion protection, and you don't lose any rank if someone leaves at any point, so more time spent = bigger number.
>>745705607lady geist calls him he, so does celeste, so does his father, shop refers to him as a maleit's they because his cloak and suitcase are sentient
How much is left to do before the game comes out you think?
bros what does silver smell like?
>>7457058281 year
>>745705832wet dog
>>745704290shut up retard
>>745705828Ask that again once we see what they add in the major updateBut realistically one more year
>>745705832up dog
>>745692748Tell Icefrog to stop being a lazy bitch and put out a new content update and I will go back.
best deadlock girl?
>>745705832You ever smelled a female dog's piss? That + booze
enter
>>745706052Lady Geist
>look at thousands of gacha games and anime JRPGs>millions of waifus>feel nothing>start up Deadlock>see Ivy>heart immediately meltsWhat black magic did Valve cast to make such a divine creature?
>>745706052Ivy, Holiday, Paige is okay too.
>>745706107They perfected uglycute with ivy
>>745706107>latina>tomboy personality>cheerful and bubbly>cute faceThey pulled out all the stops.Plus they made her face less ugly from the early model
Realistically all were getting in the new update is a pve mode, six heroes, and probably a ton of visual updates/remodels again
>>745706216>early model>uglier than the newer modelThey're both beautiful. TF you talking about?
>>745706317it's item rework first
>>745706340>This is as beautiful as current IvyDon't lie to me Anon.
you know a games dogshit when the porn bait to get (You)s is of possibly the most hideous character design ive ever seen.
>>745706391Would marry and have 50 gargoyle/human children with.
>>745706446I can't even hate. I respect your game Anon.
>>745706386Yoshi said that there wasnt an order for the item and content updateJust that the matchmaking hits first
For those of you that play deadlock and dota, do you have trouble going back to alot of singleplayer games? Nothing for me can compare to the depth and unpredictability of real players it just dosent compare.
>>745706957It's the opposite. Deadlock stresses me out to play.Playing singleplayer or PvE games is calming.
>>745706879>all those citationsholy fuck lmao
>>745706996What pve games do you play anon?
>>745706957Dota? No. Point and click MOBAs do nothing.Deadlock? It definitely hardwired my brain.
>>745693805She'd fingerfuck your prostate until you start whimpering like a little bitch btw
>>745707020L4D (solo because matchmaking is full of chink "+shop +RTV +mods" shit, Darktide, Helldivers, then I play some RTS games like Dawn of War with mods, and Stellaris.
>>745707103I heard the ai is unbearable trash in stellaris and poses no challenge once you learn the game, you feel this way?
>>745706957Play shit like DMC or Armored Core 6 or high difficulty Helldivers 2Alternatively I play Slay the Spire 2 as well
>>745706548realistically the item update should hit live first because it will let them balance any items that are too strong or weak in preparation of the hero onethe hero update can be milked for weeks with the voting system and it would be the best way to end the year unless the xmas "event" does something better
>>745707102Why is Deadlock full of so many femdom queens?
>>745707183>>745707103You guys should try against the storm
>>745707102if she adds rimming even better
>>745692748noI will stay here and look at pictures of the cute gargoyle mamacita though
>>745707157Eh, I'm not good at 4X games anyway, so I'm probably not the best one to ask; I do think my normal strategy of "Befriend everyone and hope my megacorp empire can shill out to the galaxy" is boring though. Managing wars is kinda challenging though, especially the logistics of expanding sectors.As far as AI goes, usually you're able to keep them from starting shit (unless you get unlucky with fanatic xenophobe militarists or a fallen empire or something)
>>745707219Ms. Objective is the only acceptable one
100501390I could scratch out my eyes at this performance. Wtf did I even do? Im the silver btw
I have shot gallons of cum to Mina and Deadlock's setting is sick but god does the game itself suck ass
>>745707867>I have shot gallons of cum to Minastop larping
>>745707867I like the game
>>745707905Don't try to tell me who I have and haven't jerked off to
>>745707742Assuming you're the same anon. Did you try a more tempo play style? Silver just kinda sucks right now thoughThe weekly competitive tournament is on and she doesn't get picked at all now
>>745707493Ms. Domestic, Ms. Attached, Ms. Normal, Ms. Objective and Ms. Certain are all acceptable.
>>745704319post it
Will there be /v/ lobbies, bros?
>>745708295we will be there
>>745708295What's the 24/7 2fort of Deadlock?
>>745708384right now 24/7 street brawl24/7 2fort when they allow custom gamemodes
>>745707742oh my gawd brah. I loathe your build orderYou buy bullet lifesteal as your SECOND item and you don't even have any gun items at that point. Even on someone like ven or haze that would be a terrible buy. You just don't do enough gun damage that early for the healing to be worth anything. You'd probably get more health from resto shot for half the price. But on Silver it's just not a good item at all. You also rush indom against a comp with a bunch of silences and dynamo. You probably would've gotten much more value with counter spell or dispel magicAlso they have so much spirit and you're building melee but don't get spirit snatch. Honestly, melee silver is a noob trap, crushing fist is so expensive for how little it does for you.And going melee against REM, Mina, Yamato, Apollo but you don't have a single way to slow them down or stop them (except your bola). Slowing hex is a really good item and it's autoaim. It's really good for silver to get early kills against mobile squishies
I wish we could go back to item slots being type-locked. Not every shooter should be rocket tag.
>>745692748>no update>no release date>learning shit that is subject to change completely at the drop of a hatNo.
>>745708016Uhh I only played 3 heroes so far so I'm kinda garbage at anything else I try >>745709074>oh my gawd brah. I loathe your build orderYou would hate my average ivy games Thanks for the tips. I've been just following valves standard page for silver so far
>>745703010>if you refuse to buy games because the developers shove mentally ill troons and brown savages into them, your country will collapseIs it possible for someone to fall for this?
>>745692748It blows out my sides that doorman is becoming the “Nerf Pig” because of the sheer amount of tubers who can’t stop themselves from diving and getting ass blasted when they’re punished for it.
>>745710124>I've been just following valves standard page for silver so farPLEASE be joking bro. You said you had 100 hours right? Default building in 2024? Also your in the rank it doesn't really matter about being ass, try other heroes if they interest you. Before the ranked update if you wanted to play a new hero you'd literally have to grief your rank or make an alt
if you play this game and don't use your mic you're throwing
>>745711253smells like gross wet dog. yuck!
>>745711253Wet dog smells bad
>>745711253>AI sloppa>with a water markYou're a faggot for posting this
>>745709074I've seen enough nerf silver again
>>745711253Built for vampire yuri
>>745705832bourbon and sweat, with a hint of some cheap perfume she tried a week ago then decided she didn't like it and threw it out after paying full price for it
>>745711101I only played 3 heroes like ever. Im the best brick player
>>745711626>perfumeSilver tries those doggy freshen up sprays you're meant to spray on your dog after you wash them. But she just rubs it under her arm pits like it'd deodorant
Here is an ivy game i played just now 100518192 I'm so close to getting out of brick rank
not watching that shit dont post it like we will
sex with ivy
>>745712318Brick games are fun to watch in a painful way
>>745709074>Combat maid Silver
>>745711253She's always in heat btw
Don't look
>>745712812if i get her pregnant does she have a single baby or a litter? does is change anything if i impregnante her in wolf form? is the baby or babies going to be part wolf too?
>>745712910ZAMN
>>745711450STONE IVY WAS HOPPING AROUNDNEW YORK CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
I wish monsterfuckers would leave
>>745706052Vindicta
I wish monsterfuckers would fuck me
Why is the LASH (tm) rejecting prime vyper pussy?
Is Paige secretly a fujo?
>>745713371implying he has a choice
>>745713371>>745713592Vyper is a whore that fucks billy
>>745713547>secretly
I'm too old to learn another moba
>>745704430Praying for PvE so all my friends who are scared of PvP can play deadlock
>>745713547>fujo with access to magicThat's horrific
>>745711253She has a juicy puffy cookie even in human form
>>745713547>Secretly
>>745713547https://deadlock.wiki/images/0/05/Paige_victor_conversation_01.mp3imagine
Can we get a REAL ranked mode not this mickey mouse participation trophy bullshit where you can climb while having 40% winrate because of protections?
>>745707867>Mina fan plays deadlock>Selects mina>mina is a high skill character that needs to know how to stay right on the razor sharp edge of death>gets rekt>Ivy fan plays deadlock>selects ivy>ivy has many different viable playstyles, including some easier ones for new players>Ivy fan has fun
Straight stankin'
>>745713827whomst is this baby girl
>>745706957Ultrakill has comparable movement, has a melee system, and more weapons you can use at any time than 4 abilities + 4 activesSo that stays stimulatingBut most singeplayer games I play are stuff like stephens sausage roll / Order of the Sinking Star
>>745713837"Ranked" is the current "grind a bunch of games" mechanic while they work on a battle pass
>>745713828damn this really is a reddit ass game huh
>>745713828>guy going through a identity crisis trying to figure out who he is>whore views him as nothing but a sex object to ogle Sad!
>>745704430>October releaseWhat is this even based on? I can't find any of Yoshi's posts stating this. As far as I know, one guy just said it and a few guys repeated it.
>>745693805damn... didn't knew miku had all that under her work clothes
>>745715415Oct something or other is the end of the ranked season and speculation is that Valve is going to launch something around the time of the reset.
god I wish I was Ivy
ivy makes muh dick stone form echo shard send post
>I am not divine... but I am powerful
>>745704319>that one Ivy /ss/ animationSauce?
>>745715415Doomers looking at the end of ranked season october dateTbh i think itll be late august or september
>>745715772I'd rape this bitch
>>745704717>>745704619If only her in-game model was half as cute as this
>>745715840Calm down Silver
>>745715840She only goes after virgins
>>745715890Its okay I just wish she had bigger tits and uncensored pantsu
>>745715772>>>/mlp/
>he fell for the S++++ilver meme
By the time it's actually released it will be too late to start
>>745716257I fell for Silver
>>745716345We know, Celeste
>>745716345We know, Venator
>>745716375You shouldn't liken people to troonicorns like C*leste, that's horribly rude
>>745704319nigger you can't just drop that kind of knowledge without guiding us feeble cursed ones to such a splendid treasure. I beseech thee.
>>745706536>>745706446>>745706391Got any pics of the mouse Ivy we almost got?
>>745716798this design left me discheesed.
>>745716963roflmaoshe looks asian
>>745717120Its such a odd design.
>>745717229I like all her designs and I bet all her gargoyle sisters also have unique gap moe faces. I alone would make sure that the gargoyle race survives.
Ivy in virgin-slayer sweater
>tfw I have saved dozens of pictures of Rem made before the pearl-clutching purges prime underage griffin-thing bussy
>>745704319WhereWHO
>>745717493There is no gargoyle species, she's literally just a magic'd up statue.
>>745717938>There is no gargoyle speciesThere will be.
>>745693805it's like 1 or 2 perpetually buttmad people
Mina HAAAAAAAAAAA
>>745707219Ms. Attached seems like safest choice
>>745692748hop on my cock
>>745718619inadvisable to say that to a creature made of stone
>>745704319
>>745693409>Rem's kemoshota peepee
>>745715772Fuck this antigrav lifesteal abusing piece of shit.
Cute gorgyle!
CUUUUUTE!
Silver is Big Abe's used goods unfortunately
>>745692867Truke! For Deadlock to somewhat compete with Dota they will need anothef decade.
>>745704319It's not in the usual places that have that content, did I just miss it?
>>745709965>learning shit that is subject to changeImagine saying this when DotA exists that had people download new maps every other month or so.
>>745692748Ranked update unironically ruined the game for me. Standard mode is taken about as seriously as street brawl now, but it's the only mode I can play with more than one friend in. Grinding ranked isn't fun so I haven't bothered booting the game in almost a month now. It was already wearing on me how the entire game's meta is just trickled down from a handful of annoying fag streamers and """pro""" players. Good example of this is Celeste becoming LITERALLY HITLER SO FUCKED UP PLEASE NERF YOSHI in the span of two weeks because pro players started circlejerking over how strong she is.Maybe I'll check it back out when there's a meaningful content update. The community is just cancer like any moba's. I miss the game's early days.
We will never get bikini skins
>>745706957i barely play anything else before i used to shit on deadlock and now i love it
>>745703963She's a fucking brat
>>745722265She's actually Drifter's ex
>>745693805you ragebait but I'd ride that till my nuts twist
>>745705702>if this game isnt filled with porn stars then it's for FAGGOTSyou sound self-conscious
>>745706879>that citation brickfags on wikis sure get desperate
>>745724309SHE'D ride you
>>745723895i hope so, having everyone in beach swimwear makes visual clarity worse and shits on the game's verisimilitude in exchange for a few bucksif we're lucky picrel will represent the average skin and we don't get 40 different recolors that make every character a shitty pallet swap
>>745692748is doorman still being nerfed to the ground because faggot youtubers keep playing retarded vs him and then crying?
>>745717938Since her name is partly based off of the IV on her shoulder, I imagine there might be an Ay, Ayay and Ayayay gargoyle sisters somewhere in NY - animated or not. They'd make a great mariachi band
>>745724627dickgirls are gay, anon
>>745692748Ivy hopping on my Dicklock.
>>745706058
>>745723895>Silver proven to have furry bits on her body>artist decides to do nothing about it - legs smooth, pussy smooth, shoulders smooth etc>Celeste proven to be smooth>artist decides to give her furry faun legs in an ugly pink and a tailThe conclusion is simple - death to all artists
>>745725159Silver must have a damp bush that tickle your nose as you dive in and Celeste must contort around to fuck you in weird sex position.It's the LAW.
>>745718815I can tank it
Any player better than me want to show me how it's really done in a normal game?
>>745725234Silver has a cookie
I want to hold hands with Ivy...
>>745725471bushed cookie
>>745711450seen enough of these posted now I'm starting to think it's worth making a folder.post more please.
>>745704430GOD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PUT THAT FUCKING REDDIT FUCKING STUPID RAT INTO THE FUCKING GAME
How do I into Pocket? He looks fun to play but I eat shit when I try.
>>745725875Rat King soon, friends!
>>745725875Mein Fuhrer.. Das mousetraps...
>>745726129you flick your 4 balls in then you run and artic blast throw your coat backward and make sure someone eat it then you go in your briefcase to snort meth and you blast out and tp away
what if the rat hero is a cute girl who is cheesed to meet us?
>>745693409>oops your teammates are already arguing a minute in :)I see you also play with RussiansThose niggas have zero tolerance for frustration
>>745726502>hear russian speak>see russian nameI just know I'll be losing
>>745726215He won.
What are the odds they'll crack down on mods bigly before release? It's Valve so it won't be them nuking mod pages or anything, just hard sv_pure 2 (strict whitelist likely only allowing HUD file modification) at LEAST in ranked, possibly in all official queues.Afterall someone might make "unfair" mods, that's not compslop friendly! And why would you pay for the purple rarity propeller hat item from the new lootbox if you can download it and way cooler/funnier mods for free?
>>745726837Even League of legends with kernel anti cheat allows you to do UI mods and custom skins.
Not enough Ivy in here
>>745724898the doorman nerf was actually "cool" as far as nerfs gothey nerfed the walker instead of completely gutting doorman (they still nerfed him a lil)now the walker won't stomp until after the cart endsdoormans are already buying knockdown to get the walker to stun you still
>>745724898>playing retarded>kit you can do nothing against if he catches you unless you have built in immunity or eshiftWatching a cutscene is not fun. Fuck that Reddit ass character
>>745719083It doesn't exist
Best silver player in brick rank, that's me
>>745730810Every Silver player is in Brick because the hero fucking SUCKS
>>745732384ackshully I'm in Emissary
>almost all the girls have one less stamina>extra stamina is recommended for all, even those who have 3 stamina>icon is a horse>valve subliminally tell the girls in the cast to build up stamina to fuck horsesthat is the first thing it came to my mind. i am so cooked
>>745732952You need help
>>745732952>>745733086The joke is that they will all have sex with Celeste.
>>745733430oh no haha I have 2 stam I need to fuck Celeste now haha
>>745692748The game looks fun if only it wasn't a fucking MOBA
>>745733624thats the best part because all the other mobas are boring as shit
>>745733624Yeah, cuz ANOTHER hero shooter is what everyone wants and needs!
>>745733565>mfw Celeste's smut is 90% futaFor fuck sake man
>>745704949Brother have you seen Silver? She makes beeping noises when you hold s.
>>745733565Shiv...
>>745734102The current choices are>Valve's hero shooter from 20 years ago>Blizzard's gay communist shooter>Disney's capeshit shooter made in chinaYes I would in fact like another hero shooter. Actually just give me Team Fortress 3 please
>>745692867Warcraft 3?
sex with Apollo
>>745708090>>745715775>>745716447>>745717848>>745728062>>745722894https://baraag.net/@thenaysayer34/115335692613181075https://gofile.io/d/c7cNrpBy TheNaySayer34I dont know why its not on the usual sites. And Ivy wouldnt do this, but Viper would.
>>745734410You guys keep forgetting shit like Quake Champions, Strinova, Fragpunk, Concord (dead), Highguard (dead)...There are probably more, I don't even play the genre that much but there are absolutely too many of these games coming out
>>745692748I really like Rem
>>745734582Quake Champions only appeals to quakefags it's only a hero shooter by technicality Strinova is cool I played that for a few hours and had a good timeFragpunk is not worth getting into and the game is dying despite being new
>See tons of "How to SHMOVE in DEADLOCK videos.">I..I don't think learning all of this tech is necessary to get better at Deadlock>OH YEAH?! WHAT'S YOUR RANK?!>...Initiate 1>YEAH SO SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHINGI've been playing this longer than most people with over 750 hours but I really have no authority. I'm fine with that. It just makes me annoyed to see people talk with such authority when their meta does not seem to work at all for certain elos. Ivy (probably): Que Sera, Sera
>>745734763My point was that there's more hero shooters than mobas, and even more hero shooters are coming out, this is just a fact
deadlock sucks
>>745735104My friend. Just have fun. Who cares about rank? As long as you're not braindead and have fun you're good in my book.I was Eternus and let me tell you once standard came out I stayed there and never looked back
>Death: I think Silver is S tier>Every match where Silver is actually in the game she's going like 1/10 (In his own matches)hmmm
>>745735183Can I just say Mina players in my experience have been the most insufferable? I'm fine with being toxic enemies. You style on your opponent. You shit talk in allchat. You spam crouch. Whatever.But Mina players will dive and die 2 minutes into the game, flame their partner for not diving tower with them and then feed intentionally while arguing with a brick wall on mic.
>Who cares about rank?I feel like every game I've ever played that has a ranking system has gave me an encounter where someone has gone "How are you bronze? Are you mentally retarded?" But I stopped caring in League. So I should learn to stop caring in Deadlock.
>>745692748the nortubel of deadlock
>>745735104initiate lobbies are really funny, people just walk in straight lines
>>745735603I'm about to make it into Alchemist and I'm genuinely afraid that my Sinclair "Rabbit Kicker" build won't work anymore. It's not the nuker everyone plays him ass but god damn is it fun.
>>745735704the problem with Punchclair is that you might get some players putting 2 and 2 together for once in their lifespan and dodge+parry in front of you as you abuse bnnuy
>>745735546The bottom ranks in these games are for people that are beyond bad. Like little children clicking buttons without knowing what they do, people with broken hardware or unstable internet that can't finish a full game or just genuine sub 80 IQ retards that play the game to get stimulated by flashing lightsThat's why people make fun of you for being bronze. You're not even a sentient person to them
>>745735872I've seen people try. Most of the time I manage to get more than one with the extended radius. God I love abusing bnnuys.
I have bad aim and bad movement so I just play heroes where that doesn't matter as much
>>745735990It's not fair. I went 1 and 9 in placements. I swear each game I had a feeder. "Yeah okay sure it was always someone elses' fault. I'm sure."IT WAS. One of those placements we lost 6 to 4 because Infernus refused to fight!
>>745736243Play Mojo and Jojo
>>745692748I have played and lost too many ranked games this week, I will have a break. I need to use a better Ivy build damage build. I give up on trying to support retards.
>See Ivy for the first time>Think she looks kind of cute for a gargoyle monster thing, which is kind of weird but whatever>Hear her dialogue>...oh.How did they make someone so adorable, those fucking bastards.
>>745736734Way ahead of you
>>745736795is there a mod to remove her nose ring?
>>745736783I love Ivy and Lashs' interactions. A lot of people assumed he would be mean to her.
>>745736992why would you want to do that? It looks great on her
>>745737087The only person that's outright mean to Ivy is dickhead goat Billy, and that's because his whole thing is that he's so mad he hates everything by default. Even Vyper, who has a tangible reason to hate Ivy, doesn't really seem to hate her. She's too sweet.
The Baroness awaits.
>>745704319>>745734558>/SS/ animation>is just the kid getting tailfucked in the ass by hernext time you better post nothing you cocksucking gaylord sodomite
>>745709965Gee almost as if this game is in closed beta stage and people are only playing it because it got leaked
>>745732952>stamina master icon changed after 2 hours
>>745737228Vyper is someone who probably angers Ivy more than Billy.Nobody takes Billy seriously.Ivy's interactions with Vyper are the only times she sounds angry, mostly for the shit Vyper talks about her family, even if true.
>>745734558>it's actually some gay shitkill yourself
>>745739174>>745737578>people are surprised that """""ironic""""""" p*dos are faggots
ROCK HARD for Ivy
>>745715772>>745716041>no bulge
>>745739494>Draws Ivy once and then never again>Only posts a single sketched piece like once every month>Turned his Peg x Max comic into a cuck closet comicIs there a more frustrating artist
>>745739701Some people peak once and then fall, just how it is.
>>745692748Who do I play?
>>745739845gun mo and krillQSR + intensifying mag + swift striker + titanic magno one will expect a moleman to out damage them
>>745739845My brain sparkles and Dynamo and Mo are the picks.
>>745739845Haze, if my lobbies are anything to go by.
>>745714351>even the nerdy bookworm is a whoretoo real
Wholesome werewolf-on-vampire cuddling
>>745739845abrams, infernus, and graves are all easy modeif you can wall stun into punch, build a flame dash build, or exist as graves
>>745739845depends, what is your preferred playstyle in these kinda games?
>>745740731I don't like suggesting Graves to new playersNot because of bad habits but because she has poor range, laning, and personal agency to turn a match if her team is lacking.
>>745740687I always laugh at chicks drawing futa, just accept you're straight
>>745741491graves could be good to suggest to someone with thousands of hours in dotasince they probably have better macro than a total noob
>>745739845The answer is Vyper>One skill shot with charges>Near infinite stamina>Spray-n-pray hero>Hit one button to finish off enemies>Ult pauses the game for you>Ignore movement techniques
>>745741923that doesnt even look like futa it looks like rule_63 yaoi, they both look like dudes
>>745734558What a waste of time. I can clearly see why this garbage isn't on the "usual sites".
>>745742939she does zero damage if you cant aim
>>745745123She also dies when getting shot.
>>745734558Bleh, but guess I deserve it for being a shots nigger
>>745713828https://youtube.com/shorts/T5Y4pfuBhYwVictor is for Ivy! IVY!
>>745737087"The Lash" is just an act that he keeps up in his personal life.
>>745741491sure but in literal brick league if you've got even the most bare minimum more skill than your opponent they get fucked because they can't shoot skulls and can't deal with macro pressure while farming unless they're designated wave janny like seven
>>745746821For me it's Lash X Ivy, Victor X Mina
>>745746821This line is interesting for two reasons>Ivy apparently does have romantic interest in people>Victor doesn't register what she's suggestingI wonder how many times Ivy's hit on people and it's just gone over their heads that this little gremlin wants to date them
For me, it's the idea that Ivy really is the attack dog of Carlos Arroyo and that she was being used all along.
>>745734558this shit sucks i thought she'd be sucking a small shota pp
>>745747340I mean it's entirely possible. Ivy's clearly good-hearted but we only really learn about her family through her own lens. She very well might just be assuming the best of them and they've been providing a curated image of themselves to her. That would kind of suck though because if Ivy ever found out she'd be completely devastated.
>>745747340Pretty sure that's what they are going for, especially considering her sister is also involved in some shady stuff.
He could've had this but he just had to get assassinated
>>745747174My guess is that Ivy was focused on protecting the Arroyos and Spanish Harlem for so long she never took the time to even think about romance, now that her mission's complete she's broadening her horizons and exploring her feelings, but Victor's just too autistic to pick up on it>>745747140Can't believe you'd break up Lash and Vyper, I thought only the power of the court's restraining order could do thatAnd Mina is a bitch, she doesn't deserve Victor
>>745747854What an asshole. He ruined everything for Mina.
>>745747424That's what she'd do to Manny Arroyo every night when she's not out on patrol
>>745747871>And Mina is a bitch, she doesn't deserve VictorShe's cute in their convos
>>745747871Actually yeah that sounds like a good read on the romance stuff, shame she tried it on the one guy that's harem-anime-protagonist-tier thick-headed. I wonder if anyone in-universe would actually give her a chance though, it's easy for us as 4chan people to say we'd date Ivy I'd take her up so fast on the offer Jesus Christ, but that's a different can of worms.
>>745748135There's a fair amount of weirdness in New York but a living gargoyle is still a stand out oddity, she's widely regarded as a hero so we know she's accepted but that title probably comes with its own challenges, she clearly struggles handling the renown she's received >>745748076Just listen to her dialogue with anyone she doesn't consider hot
Imagine existential crisis when you're not sure if women attracted to (You) or some soul trace in your body parts. There is no objective reason even Geist is attracted to him.
Did the AI Matchmaking update fix or kill the game, chat?
>>745693409They need to add a Surrender button that starts out with a smaller ELO penalty than losing but starts to exponentially have a greater and greater penalty until it reaches the full -300 similar to losing
I think every attempt at flirting with Viktor should end in total failure because he doesn't give a shit about that and it's funnier
>>745749083It did neither.
I think shes cute and really nice. This makes her the most attractive of the cast.
Alright Ivyfags, post some useful builds for her. I tried support Ivy and didn't like how Active-focused it was.
>>745748135The only character not autistic enough in the game to consider it I think would be Shiv, and he doesn't really scream like he's into monster girls to me so he'd probably politely decline or pretend he didn't get the hint.
>>745749337Rush Capacitor and TrophyRoam like you're homeless and transition into either support for your gun carry or aoe spam with Echo stomp You're going to have 4 actives
>win one>lost one>win two>lost twoIm stuck on mystic rank forever
>>745749337All supports are active focused, brochacho.
>>745749337Use the Deathy build
>PLAYER HAS LEFT MATCH>It is now safe to leave;
>>745735104Schmoovement is character dependentIf you are playing venator you can rank up without ever double jumpingIf you are playing Celeste, holdiay, lash, or viscous without any idea how to air strafe, you are throwing
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>>745751148Imagine the smell
