Agp chads, how are we feeling about potentially the best girl simulator yet?
depends on the porn mods
>fringe abbreviations nobody knows about
>best girl simulator yetYou mean real life?
>>746517382Women can't make games for men, they are too self absorbed.Men can make games like The Sim or Animal Crossing, but women can't make ball and gun games.They just can't.This game will be bad.
>>746517382nobody is feeling agp over that ugly goblina
>>746517382I’ll let my sister customize Lucia because I’m a brainlet when it comes to female fashion, my V. in my cyberpunk’s 2nd playthrough was essentially dressed like a man half the time. I’d rather mess around the map as Jason “literally me” Duval.
>>746517382Anyone else get the ick when he said "sequins"? Like wtf is sequins? Has any male in history ever uttered the word "sequins"? Why would a male know what this word means?
>>746517382If it lets me roleplay as a massive slut then I'm in ;)
>>746517382Ass too big to be honest. It just looks silly watching her run, duck and jump off buildings with an ass that big. It looks like the type of shit you'd see in a Skyrim mod. I hope with exercise or dieting it can go down. Looks absolutely awful in some shots.
>>746517382Reminder that according to the leaks, Lucia can have sex with other guys but the guy cannot have sex with other women
>>746517382That's a man with a penis.
>>746518383yeah, real men don't know what things are
>>746518850somehow a bigger faggot than op
>>746519000I like fit bubblebutt latinas, not baboon tier dumptruck asses. If you like obese cellulite ass, that's your choice
>>746518974>thingsI didn't say "things". I said sequins. No heterosexual man on earth knows what sequins is without looking it up.
>>746517382I'm feeling great!I am not AGP, though.
Would anyone with AGP on this board care about a monkey like that? They usually post anime girls
>>746517382AGP is entirely about reclaiming everything that women have stolen from men over the centuries by market forces and humiliation rituals. There's no AGP potential in playing as a woman who is just as emasculated and asexual as a modern man.
>>746519227I know what it is. a sequins is when one thing happens after another, sometimes choreographed like a fight sequins in a John Wick movie.
Im a man and im looking forward to the girlfriend simulator. Im going to rp and hold hands with lucia.Im going to buy the game and enjoy it and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
>>746519227Not knowing sequins is only 1 step away from not knowing glitter.Yeah sequins are gay but glitter is even gayer, not knowing what they are just makes you look like a retard.
>>746518974
>>746517382>you don't actually get to pick the outfit that she ultimately wears>it's just a mindless filler scripted scene some woman wrote they can't do anything right
>>746517382will this be the first GTA game that has an actual in depth sex mod that isn't made by some third world scripter from brazil?
>>746520575Ok, now I know you're a liberal male. Do you know what a male says when his girl asks him which dress she should wear? "The green one," or, "the black one."No male would respond to this query by naming the fabric or texture. That just doesn't happen. It never has happened. Because men do not think this way. The reason why this is incomprehensible to you is because as a liberal male, the only friends you've ever had were women. So yes, as a chronically friendzoned liberal male I'm sure you've had plenty of opportunities to discuss sequins amongst other fabrics, materials and textures of women's dresses. But any male outside your specific demographic would not have experienced any situation in life involving the discovery or utterance of the term "sequins".
>>746520575>Not knowing sequins is only 1 step away from not knowing glitter.This nigga actually knew what sequins is
>>746521665We're not talking about how a man responds to a woman. We're talking about knowing what sequins are.They really aren't an obscure thing unless you were born after 2000. Not knowing what they are just exposes you as a retard.And no I am not friends with any women except my wife because women are fucking gay. Real males respond with "who cares" because picking a color is fucking gay and women are too retarded to follow instructions anyway.
>>746523284You keep exposing your thought patterns to such a degree of transparency that I'm beginning to think you're larping as a gay liberal male. No heterosexual man on earth would respond to Michael Jackson by inquiring about the materials and fabrics that comprise his outfit. You might be the gayest, zestiest male I've ever communicated with.>except my wifeLOL don't even try that shit man, it won't work here.
>>746517382AGP is dead anon. We have been using PCI-E for decades now
>>746517382i dont want to become a nigger i only want to become a hot anime girl
>>746520696I really doubt 53% women know what a howitzer is
>>746517382She lacks the gigantic breasts I require.
>>746520696Unironically, are those even real words on the right?
>>746527402>>746520696They are French/Italian words for makeup/clothing.Freesia is a flower, kohl is the black soot that Mark Antony smeared on his face like a whore, espadrilla is when you have 4 or 5 warships together (no idea why girls know this one), sateen is some fabric.
>>746521665>>746521957>filenames>gif >borderline schizophrenic engagement bait at all costs Blatant LLM slop
>>746517382Built like a fridge
>>746518383I have bandanas with some glitter on em my nigga.
>>746521665bodiedthatfreak
>>746523923So am I gay or am I larping as gay? Do you even know what larping is?>Exposing your thought patternsYeah thats what communication is, like how you keep exposing yourself as a retard.
>>746519615I think she's okay
>>746517382A man NEVER says shit like"wear that dress"or "what are you going to wear for the party"This is obviously written by women for women. It's not realistic. It's fucking gay. I can't stand listening to Lucia. Her voice makes me want to blow her fucking head off.
Put a 44 into lucia's mouth and watch his tranny brains splatter all over the wall. Take a picture of it and upload to 4chan for laughs. Fuck that whore and fuck this game.
>>746518383>he doesnt have a cool tshirt with flippable sequin art on itNigga you gay
The dress on the right. Def
>>746530570They actually do, women will approach their husbands or bfs and ask them which dress they like better before going out or in general. God damn boh, are you this clueless?
>>746517382>Catalina: 2026 EditionAre any of the people writing for this game even old enough to have played 3?
>>746530883That's what weak husbands and BFs do. They are faggots and beards for women
>>746517853>women cant make games for menYou know shit about gaming
>>746530994No.
>>746518383See, this is too much. People know what sequins are unless you've been living under a rock.
>>746531075Yes and you are a faggot ass tranny as well if you think that's how a real man talks to his wife or BF. I've never heard of that kind of dress before in my life and I'm late 30s.
>>746530994what are you talking about
>>746531125Wonder why
>>746517382the fact that you get catcalled and treated differently as lucia really makes me excited, this is gonna be a great unintentional agp simulator
>>746530883>women will approach their husbands or bfs and ask them which dress they like better before going out or in generalYes, but that's a woman asking for an opinion. That's not what you described in the previous post.
>>746531185Yes it is.
What a pointless thread this is kek
>>746520696>shemalelel
>>746531269I just like fucking with people over their social inexperience and getting a chuckle over them telling me that normal behavior and social behavior isnt. Im not an expert myself, but its amusing to poke and prod.
>>746517816it means tranny
>>746517382she's really ugly so no. maybe with mods
>>746517382>hng I wish I was a mid female that’s one big dinner away from obesity
>>746530421>So am I gay or am I larping as gay?Idk bro you're just really on the nose about how fruity you are.>Yeah thats what communication isOh cool, you're doing that thing where you pretend not to understand. Wow, that never happens.You couldn't be more of a stereotype of a soft liberal male if you tried.>>746531106Describe a plausible scenario in which a heterosexual male would learn the term "sequins". I'm not talking about merely seeing clothing composed of sequins material, I'm talking about learning the actual word for it.
>>746531418True, you know there has to be a few anons seething itt right now lmao
>>746527661espadrille is a type of canvas shoes... they were trendy like 10 years ago lmao
>>746531684Living and experiencing life on this planet we call Earth. Sequins are pretty common, now corduroy is a material most people won't know the name of.
>>746531976NOT true except for zoomers most millenials would know what corduroy is.
>>746531976>Living and experiencing lifeDescribe one of these experiences.
>>746520696I only know what a doula and pessary are but I know all the man words.
>>746521665I can't imagine going through life consuming goyslop and wearing plastic and not thinking to question my surroundings. It is the mindset of a troglodyte, or just an llm
>>746521665>the sparkly dress>>746520696finally, proof that I'm a man
>>746520696I know all of these words because I'm not an illiterate retard.
>>746518850Everyone seems to have birth giving hips in this game, including men. Something is off about the models.
>>746519227Can confirm that I don't know what that is and I know everything.
>>746532560Anon, you are an illiterate retard and only looked at the shape of the letters. >yeah, I've seen those before
>>746532426>not thinking to question my surroundingsPeak midwit. This is always an easy tell. The human brain ignores 99% of all information available to the senses, focusing only on what is relevant to one's survival and personal interests. Do you have tiles in your house? What material are they? Ceramic, porcelain, glass, terrazzo, stone, composite? Do you have hardwood in your house? What type of wood are they? Oak? What type of oak? Or is it maple, ash, walnut, basswood, maybe birch?What is the trunk capacity of your vehicle(s)? How many power outlets do you have in your house right now?What is the cubic capacity of your oven?I can't imagine being in direct contact with these things every day and not think to question my surroundings. It is the mindset of a troglodyte
>>746517382She looks too black
Her va and motion capture actress is super attractive. Manni L Perez, has done va work in gta 5 but wont admit it. Which is strange, guess she has an NDA until release if gta 6.
>>746532248You're experienced it when you watched the footage and you're experiencing it again right now retard
>>746533816Her imdb did show gta 6 but was deleted, but does have her credited for gta 5.
>>746517382Maybe if she were cute white and blonde
