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I mean yeah I guess it's a good metaphor, if you cook for yourself and want a grand meal you need the whole set, if you only ever eat macaroni and chicky nuggies you don't need all that now do ya? The PC is for people who play a lot of everything, but the console is quick and easy to grab if you know you're only gonna be playing a couple of games on the family television now and then
>>746918283>The PC is for people who play a lot of everything,lollmfao even
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>>746918330I don't even know how to begin arguing with thisThis might genuinely be a statement so retarded it transcends any logic, even the faulty kind, that could be used to refute itYou have achieved ultimate stupidity
>>746918442I accept your confession
>>746918475>your confessionS-Senpai?
>>746918475>https://youtu.be/eB2R9lTSnMI>my middle school director looked like cpt. BartletYuuko Yoshida professional leaker, I won't die, anon. >>746918220I want a super ergonomic with pressure detection mechanical keyboard! That's just not enough for me
>>746918220i use both for my pc
>>746918890>I want a super ergonomic with pressure detection mechanical keyboard!You're just spoiled. If it's a question of culture, onoff switches are more noble.
>>746918442Well, start small, we've all got time here.
>>746918220
>>746919508wwtt
>All my friends are Indians (All my friends are brown and red)Spoonman>And all my friends are skeletons (And beat the rhythm with their bones)Spoonman
the gamesir just be your hands then
>>746918220the right tool for the right job
>>746918220The spork: a shitty fork and a shitty spoon. It performs neither role adequately.Not sure what you are trying to prove.
>>746918220And yet despite all that cutlery, you're still considered shit for racing games, aircraft games, almost any game involving a vehicle, and 3D platformers.
>>746921561only for sims, which aren't games in the slightest.
>>746921302That's what a gamepad is.It's a freakish compromise of a flight Joystick and arcade controls. It works but it's still basically the worst for any given game.platformer: arcade stickflight: real joystickdriving: wheelUI driven games: mouse/kbFPS: mouse/kbThere is no game where a gamepad is the *best* choice. It's just the most convenient for most things in one device. It's a spork.
>>746921848Cope KBMtroon. Controller is better for everything, your shitty typing instrument will always be trash for gaming
>>746921510
>>746922309>Controller is better for everythingit's total shit for shooters and strategies
>>746920387SPOONMAN COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDSSAVE ME I'M TOGETHER WITH YOUR PLAN
controller is like holding huge balls individually in your handskeyboard is like mashing your hands onto a pair of breastsimagine being a straightfag or a gayfag and artificially limiting yourself when the superior choice is both whenever you want i.e. being a futafag
>>746923190Controller is shit for strategy games and card games.Controller is actually kino for shooting games. Point and click mouse shooting is lame. The inherent jank of controller aiming adds to the fun and enjoyment.
>>746922889
>>746918220Mouse and keyboard should be a spork and the controller a fork>whyBecause you can technically eat everything with a spork, but I'd rather use a regular fork instead (some games are just better with controllers, but still playable) and for the controller there are some genres that just doesn't work with it, using one to play let's say a RTS would be like using a fork to eat soup.
>>746924271>being that perverted and ommiting the most sexual type of controller of all: the joystick, with which you have literally one hand holding big cock, and with hotas, another hand on a thing shaped like a wrist, an ankle or a neck (depends on your imagination)ngmi
>>746918220Just use both. I shoot with mouse, drive with controller if a game has both
>>746918220true
>>746924651hotas is for sitting on and I was just talking about what goes in my hands
>>746924430wheres the flight stick
>>746924651The balls are definitely touching.
>>746924430simtoddlers on suicide watch
>>746921848>There is no game where a gamepad is the *best* choice.Soulslikes
PCsnoys are even more pathetic than snoys at this point.
>>746918220How about picrel in your keyboard hand, and mouse in the other? Best of both worlds.
my mouse gaming days are overi use it exclusively for first person games now and not for too long
>>746925391that would unironically be perfect. can I buy that thing separately, or something similar?
>>746925553only retards who can't afford a proper desk get thisstudy basic posture and ergonomics
>>746925614okay underagebro, you'll get there someday
>>746921302>le spork is le shitty le fork and le shitty le spoon! bazingaHe said it! The man who has never used a spork said the catchphrase!
>>746925641nigger i'm almost 40. you're just dumb
>>746925391You can literally do this with the Switch 2
>>746925608I ordered the last ps3 navigation controller that was in stock in my region. I'll try to link it to my windows pc with a mayflash magic-s ultimate dongle.
>>746925672you will get there someday kid
>>746918220Last night I keyboard controller cutlery your spork?
>>746918220Using cutlery is still a food analogy, you fat fuck.
>>746918220What's the point when all pcfags eat is slop?
>>746918350what will you think of next germany
>>746925812Don't worry consolefag. The second, your console company introduces ai enhancement like dlss5, you and your people will gladly shove the slop right inside your brains.
>>746918220That's the dumbest fucking metaphor.A controller is a device SPECIFICALLY made to play games on it.A keyboard and mouse are general purpose devices repurposed to play games on them.The "controller has no accuracy compared to mouse" argument also holds no water in:1.) games that do not rely on aiming2.) controllers with gyroThat's like saying a brick is a better hammer than a hammer, because you can also use a brick to build a house while you can only use a hammer as a hammer.
>>746925804KBM is a glass of wine, controller is a line of powder
>>746918330I mean good luck playing Dota and CS on xbox controller
>>746918220controllers can be nicer for controlling vehicles with the analog input
>>746926092Has anyone tried playing those games with a steam controller?
>>746925391
>>746924325>The inherent jank of controller aiming adds to the fun and enjoymentlol
>>746926750It's the standard r/4chan attitude, though. Jank means SOVL and KINO. Things that work well are soulless.
>>746918220Kbm = real gamingConstroller = movie gaming
>>746929143You are over simplifying it. The extra challenge and inefficiency needs to be meaningful. For example, animations that lock you into a vulnerable position that will punish you for bad timing like only Monster Hunter potion flex are good since it is something you control and work into how you play. However, something like input delay is just bad or awkward targeting are bad since they aren't meaningful and just get in the way. Going back to controllers, gyro where you lose accuracy from shaky hands is the option you are looking for that is less efficient and accurate but still better than mouse. It is a meaningful challenge to overcome and separate players of different skills compared to a mouse that is much more stable and consistent since you are sliding it across a surface. Analog aiming is bad because it is in conflict with how you would naturally want to adjust your view and aim. It feels robotic and disconnected compared to gyro or mouse.
>>746918220Perfect analogy. PC gaming is something faggots have to do at a table like a cuck while console gaming is functional and you can do it anywhere.
>>746926141I did. In my opinion CS would work okay on mediocre ranks if you trained gyro controls for tens of hours, but Dota seems absolutely awful on it. Even Valve probably realized, because I remember they had some official support for the original steam controller in main menu but they gutted it before releasing the second one, lol
>>746930451Nobody uses spirogyra or whatever the fuck toddler controllers have, and a mouse is analog aiming.
>>746918283>The PC is for people who play a lot of everythingHonestly most PC gamers are playing the same gun/ball/gacha slop as the console and mobile crowd. We just have better access to mods. The one big exception is MMOs, which are still mostly a PC thing with some exceptions like FF14.
>>746930662>while console gaming is functionalwtf does that mean?
>>746918220Kinda true. Occasionally a spork is the appropriate utensil though.How does something more advanced like a steam controller with its additional buttons and trackpads fits into this metaphor?
>>746921848I would say controllers are only adequate for 3rd person games like 3D platformers and action-shooters. Maybe driving games if you don't have a wheel. KB/M mogs for literally everything else.
>>746918220>Keyboard and mouse = Cutlery >Gamepad = Crack pipe Huh?
>>746921561>aircraft gamesHave you ever tried playing a flight sim with just a controller? It's literally impossible because you cannot map all the control surfaces on the limited amount of buttons on a controller. You will have to use kb/m to press and adjust shit in the cockpit. Unless you're playing something extremely arcadey like Ace Combat, controllers are absolutely shit for any serious sim games.
>>746926048>A controller is a device SPECIFICALLY made to play games on it.>A keyboard and mouse are general purpose devices repurposed to play games on them.It's fascinating how a device made for games fails at it so spectacularly while devices made for pointing and typing work so much better. Most games worth playing are completely incompatible with controllers because of their limited number of buttons that only allow you to play very simplistic games.
>>746918220>left is when you want your social media followers to know what epic classy dinner parties you throw>right is when you just want to eatApt metaphor when you consider all those "post your battlestation" and "post your rig" threads full of faggots who spend more time on cable management than actually playing games.
>>746918442>>746918475>>746918330>>746918220fucking hang yourselves discord sissies 4chan is dead forever
Modern video games are KFC mashed potatoes and gravy.
>>746936708Steam controller or PS4 and 5 trackpads give you up to 16 extra inputs that are as easy to hit as the number keys on a keyboard. It isn't controllers that are the problem, but specifically Xbox design that is holding everything else back.
>>746937213They're delicious?
>>746937348You remember they used to be and sometimes, rarely, they are now, but other times they're nasty.
>>746937080How fucking broke you have to be to use a spork to eat in your own home?
>>746937348they shrink your dick
>>746918220>>746921510>>746922889>>746924430>>746937213>food analogy
>>746937510I still order KFC once or twice a month. It's breddy gud.>>746937784I cut mine off to show my support for E33, so the joke's on them.
>>746921848Every platformer style game I've played for the last like 10 years has a control layout that depends on at least shoulder button + face button combinations that are wildly uncomfortable on an arcade controller if not outright needing the additional inputs of the analog sticks. Wheels suck ass without direct steer and/or FFB and are completely unsuited to any non-car racing game.Play video games retard.
>>746938148>the joke's on themanon, I...
