The Nintendo Direct is in less than 3 days, and you know what that means.
Three days? That's tomorrow.
>9/9/26wigger wednesday?
>>747009932No, we are less than three days away from the non-Zelda Direct.
>>747009835I hope that Goytendo announces bankruptcy and their exit from the video game market.
>>747009835but 9/9 is cirno day :(
>>747009835>and you know what that meansBig Maring...
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>>747010126You missed buying the dip, lol
I'm a Nintendo fan and I have never had a job, and never had a girlfriend. I hate my life, but the night before a Nintendo Direct I can't sleep, like a child on Christmas eve, since I'm so excited. Two nights in a row is going to be brutal. Nothing else brings joy to me anymore but video games, so these directs better be good.
>>747009835Seems like there are some new game releases, but you might have trouble finding them. You know what to do.>Press R1 To Activate Virtual Boy Vision And Detect Game Particles
>>747010481Better than having a 4chan janny bf
>>747010612Kek you got me
>>747010465Its gonna go down hard again after the directs. Once the armket realizes that the OOT demake will be amssive disappointment, and the other direct confirms Nintendo has literally zero games coming out in the next 6 months.
>>747009835that Mario physique is disturbing
Snoy on suicide watch
>>747010771They announced Odyssey like 2 months before release, so who knows. I'm willing to bet that the OoT remake will release before November since they have nothing else lined up for Christmas. It might even drop the same day as the Direct. Duskbloods said they're releasing this year, but they have to do more work on their network than anticipated.Also stock price is almost never correlated with game announcements unless its a big revenue generator like gacha/loot crate games. The only announcement that could realistically swing the stock value would be if they announce some new money extraction scheme like another monthly subscription. Every other possibility has already been priced in.
>>747011181Not because we wanna prevent it but because we wanna laugh as soon as it happens.
>>747011014When has that ever stopped Nintendo?
I hope every time some movie game gets shown off with nonstop inane dialogue and the most braindead "I literally cannot think of any games besides Batman Arkham" game design that people just spam AAA Mario quotes at them. I genuinely believe that that could save video games.
>>747009932>that's tomorrow
>>747011372Odyssey was announced at the Switch presentation 9 months before Odyssey came out.Technically a year before since it was in the Switch reveal trailer.Either way it's Zelda's anniversary event so I doubt Nintendo is going to release Mario right on top of it, especially when they've been pretty December agnostic lately. If a new Super Mario was going to come out it'd be in October or in spring.
smash-bros, is it finally time...?
>>747011643I don't get it
>>747009835Mario if he PlayStation.
Cirno day?
>>747011838I hope they add NBCUniversal reps like Woody Woodpecker.
>>747012252The Touhou remake comes out that day so they might give it an "available now" segment in the main direct.
>>747011398Snoy need something to alleviate their misery in their darkest hours
>>747012229He will be better than PlayStation.
