Doesn't the Indian remake team know it's not only a tool for puzzles but also a bladed weapon?
>tfw can no longer hookshot onto random wooden things and all the roofs
>>747330772long range nipple twister
It hardly even looks like the original, god imagine being a drone going to the store and buying this slop for 70$.
>>747331115poorfag
>>747330772I called it early that its an indian made game, the star fox was indian made as well.Nintendo has gone down hill.
>>747331262>thinks $70 means he isn't poorit's about not rewarding shit and setting a bad precedent
>>747330772Why is the new one so disgusting? Couldn't they have kept the sleek design while making it look higher res? Why is the main body of the tool now a weird ass bubbly pot? Why does the handle look so fucked up?
>>747331308>the star fox was indian made as well.>it's realHoly shit Nintendo is dead
>>747330772isn't that just the clawshot from TP?
what are we gonna do once we find out that this game was in fact made in-house?
>>747331683Yeah
>>747331730cope as always
well they are keeping the studio a secret until it's out (red flag enough) but you can just tell it's made by retarded people. would also explain the obsession with swirly ornamentation on clothes
>>747331683Similar, and guess what the TP one doesn't hurt enemies and also only works on specific buttons.
>>747330772>change the design for muh realism>can't even bother making it look functional anyway
>>747331854>the original idea was [headcanon]
>>747332391you can see the web. but the game allowing you to have a good headcanon is better than forcing nonsense
>>747332391Headcanon that can be explained simply is still vastly better than mental gymnastics headcanon.
>>747331854>picTo be fair it's always struck me as bizarre that the Deku Tree has a network of rooms and doors inside it in the first place. A ladder dispensing switch doesn't break suspension of disbelief any more than all the other switches in the dungeon that open doors or light torches.
>>747330772Wokeshot, covered to the brim in greebles.
>>747331730>>747331850The reality is it is outsourced and you are coping.
>>747330953Wait, really?
>>747332821>To be fair it's always struck me as bizarre that the Deku Tree has a network of rooms and doors inside it in the first place.That's not very bizarre since it's an N64 game where things clearly aren't supposed to be taken literally. But it will be weird in a remake with detailed graphics and animations.
>>747332730>dude the spiders... the spiders stole the ladder to halt link's progress!they're fucking spiders lol, what is this schizo theory
>>747331115nintendo fans are legit retarded cultists
>>747331635Gaming is dead in general and it only gets worse with Indians and AI. Just a scam people willingly let themselves be fleeced by for distraction.
>>747331262if you want me to listen to tranny anime voice acting you should be paying me faggot shill.
>>747331683Consolidating them into one item perhaps?More hints that MM and TP are also getting remade for an HD Hero of Time trilogy
>>747333484>they're fucking spiders lolNew to fantasy?
>>747333721>have the assets>have the cheap indian studioobviously they will remake all the games
>>747331730to be honest, I am inclined to think it's at least japanese made because elements of the art style are too distinctly east asian to be made by a western studio.
>>747331730Isn’t it already speculated to be one of their Monolith teams?
>>747334005yes
>>747330772where is the chain stored in the new one? i know it's a fictional weapon but at least have some semblance of realism.
>>747334005maybe the mountain in the distance lol
>>747330772doesn't even have the iconic brown and gold color pattern of oot
>>747331308Indians are actively ruining the entire planet, if you haven't noticed
>>747331635Nintendo really lost their love for games and their own characters. They used to make games with passion, now it's pure business.
>botw menu based item selection So instead of having quick access to three items at once I have to pause the game every time I want to use a different tool? What a fucking demake.
>>747334354>no more bombchu/deku nut magician fun
>>747331854That's the problem with remaking a game without the original team. You just know the unimaginative troons working on this remake couldn't make the spiderweb connection and instead deemed it some kind of oversight.If you're going to make a lazy 1:1 remake, at least make it actually 1:1 and don't change shit you don't understand.
>>747333856>they will remake all the gamesNintendo is also incapable of making classic dungeons today but fans crave them so remakes are the go-to
>>747330772desu I hope it no longer lets you oneshot Moblins and that Moblins are a bit tougher. Surely they will improve something right?
>>747332905saar pilled
>>747331635Explains fucking up something as vital as hit feedback.
>>747333221>N64 game where things clearly aren't supposed to be taken literallyin hindsight maybe.
>>747334301>Nintendo really lost their love for games and their own characters. They used to make games with passion, now it's pure business.It's true. They genuinely used to love making games, that really came across strong in their press and media interviews back in the day. They would have done it as a hobby in another world, but sadly that is not this world, where greed runs rampant and unchallenged. Only indie developers make games for the passion of it in the current era. Nintendo today is totally unrecognizable. It really goes to show that money will absolutely corrupt a person enough to turn them away from their own spiritual passions and desires, to pure material, prosaic reality.
>>747331308>the star fox was indian made as well.There is no coming back from this, what's even the tendie cope?
>>747331635>>747331308jesus christ
>>747334354Certain items are auto mapped to the D-pad, like the Ocarina, Iron/Hover Boots, Lens of Truth, and unknown 4th thing.
the original doesn't look like a HOOK shot at all and honestly a giant broadhead like that won't stick into anything unless shot from a cannon.The new one is a grappling hook, so that isn't quite right either
>>747331730Laugh at the fact that an ugly demake is apparently the best that the once mighty Nintendo can do, as well as laugh at tendies who will happily eat this shit because it has a name attached to it
>>747331308The only Indians credited for star fox other than the money launderers that own the company worked on the lighting which is an obvious standout for the most off putting part of the remake.
>>747330772>3ds shit
>>747331308Every big game is Indian made these days. Don't look up Elden Ring or Nightreign staff.Only AA and indie titles can escape the Indian menace.
>>747338537in universe why does the hookshot even exist>I want to shoot to a shorter max distance
>>747330772>It's clawshot>Master Sword isn't even OoT's version>BotW style title>Completely ditch OoT's established art style for some overdesigned quasi-realism garbage from Unreal EngineZelda is basically Fallout at this point. The series has been dead for decades and Nintendo parades its corpse around for a generation that refuses to even play the original but hey, iconography! Remember Zelda's lullaby?? Buy the Amiibo and preorder for 90 dollars!
>>747334354>>747334523Damn that's retarded. Already hate this in SS.
>>747338537upgrading to long shot always feels like channeling big dick energy
Yeah I noticed it in the trailer but I guess it makes more sense and TP already updated the design.
>>747338934SS is ironically still better just by being a wheel instead of a scrolling list of icons.
>>747338727In universe? It's what Dampe had
>>747331506isn't that the whole pokemon gig?
>>747338836I will be honest, the BotW and even Wind Waker sound effects were bugging me
>>747339036this when I got lengthening surgery
>>747339170Why did Dampe need to grapple short distances
>>747338551>Don't look up Elden Ring >https://www.mobygames.com/game/174989/elden-ring/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true>literally 99% Japanese namesDon't fake doompost just to glaze your shitty derivative spiritually Indian indie games. Can't even say Indian without indi
>>747338727The same reason stepladders exist
>>747339102True, I don't understand why they would use a belt instead of a wheel if they're going for soulless UI
>>747339438You take what you can get.
>>747331635Huh. They've been in the industry since at the latest 1996. Pretty long list of credits. Interesting stuff.
>>747339454as pictured the longshot offers way more utility while not being much different physically.
>>747332821Nigga it's magic the great Deku Tree of the whole forest ain't gotta explain shit.
>>747339453kek
just to mess with you
They just let AI do everything, right?
>>747331635Why a multi billion dollar company needs to outsource their devs? This is how they respect their legacy,
What the fuck is this thread?
>>747332821Yea but it's the Deku tree, not Deku rock
>>747333484To be fair despite our size spiders are actually pretty smart creatures all things considered.
>>747339891Sometimes you don't need a tape measure that is 12 feet long
Convince me that this wasn't AI interpreting a low resolution sprite and hallucinating new details like a claw. The new version doesn't even have hinges for the claw fingers so it would be terrible for gripping. Any person would realize that as they were designing it
>>747340728They just changed hookshot to clawshot.
>>747330772what are the points of each claw anon, are they not sharp? are you retarded?
>>747338727In universe, it was something Dampe dug up, potentially something used by the Sheikah.
>>747340728>hallucinating new details like a claw. Fake fan>The new version doesn't even have hinges Also blind
>>747340728Nah I can see a person looking at that and thinking about how to modernize it.>>747340931My bigger question is, why did they make the chain so fucking big? At least the original designs had some sense about it.In real life a 1/4 inch chain can hold THOUSANDS of pounds.
>>747339438it's not the length that matters, it's how you use it.
>>747331730Was it not made by the xenoblade people?
>>747340931which is dumb because the clawshot looks less like a weapon and doesn't damage enemies and doesn't cut into wooden surfaces
>>747342008It doesn't in twilight but it will in this game
>>747333136You should do an IQ test, man. I bet you would score great.
>>747341737may be related to his death
>>747331854I'm sure the "spiders of the ganon's curse" also dug a room, placed a door, and put a slingshot in a chest in said room.If anything it makes more sense that this room was designed by the Kokiri to be a test for Link.
>>747342150that's why it's dumb that it looks like the clawshot and not like the hookshot
>>747333136It works like the hookshot from Skyward Sword now and it can only hit targets and it always attaches to the centre.Similar to how Ice Arrows were reworked in the Majora's Mask remake to only freeze predefined locations that are marked with a blue glow instead of any patch of water.
>>747342317>"hook"shot>no hook
>>747342285You can see the spiderweb. Stop making the same cope replies to this screenshot, psycho
>>747331262Niggers in the ghetto drop thousands on fresh fits.
>>747342323>it can only hit targets and it always attaches to the centre.Source: it came to me in a 4chan post
>>747342376the indian new one isn't, the original is
>>747338727>>747339891Iron chain costs money and man-hours to make.Whoever originally commissioned the shorter hookshot to be made couldn't afford as many chainlinks as the rich guy who got the longshot
>>747330772Plapshot
>>747342698>Scorpion with his Grappling Hook
>>747342285>If anything it makes more sense that this room was designed by the Kokiri to be a test for Link.Agreed, so why is the room made of fucking stone now?
>>747343137Lost Woods connects to the Goron mines where they quarry for stone.It's foreshadowing.
The remake is good.It looks good.It was developed in-house.You are brown and you will continue seething.
>>747343239>Gorons made the Deku TreeDeepest lore
>>747342716More likely the longer chain requires a much stronger mechanism to launch and retract. Even just the regular hookshot is too ungodly powerful for a normal person to use.
>>747331854>tendies are defending thisGrim.
>>747343348Where did you think Gorons got the firewood for their torches
>>747343137>why is the room made of fucking stone now?Ancient Kokiri ritual site where they built a Stonehenge ring around the Deku Tree Sprout.
>>747343245>arsonist worshiper calling anybody brownTake your stinky little brown ass back to /pol/ now Rodriguez.
>>747343538understandable
everything is just over designed
>>747343245It’s made by Indians, dude.
>>747330772Personally, I’m outraged.
>>747343716>everything is just over designedI'm curious if they will "underdesign" some of the weirder assets like the lion door and the eyedrop frog
>>747342285That's so fucking stupid. Not every goddamn ladder in the game needs a fucking backstory. Such autism.
>>747343082doesn't hook. oot hookshot is literally picrel
>>747343245>It was developed in-house.Anyone who believed this after the first look at Link's shitty looking model in the teaser trailer isn't a serious person.
>>747331635For you guys making those dumb>[Country]>No gamesThreads.
>>747344161It literally hooks and pulls people towards him.
