Pokemon turns 30 this year
>>748156667>thank you for playing our games for 30 years, as a celebration we are giving away 20 pokeballs, 5 ultraballs and 1 masterball (only redeemable 1 time per switch and only for 1 game of your choosing)!
>>748156667why do zoomies believe life ends at 30?
>>748156667At least post a different image sometimes you fucking autist
>>748156975Because it does>t.28 year old zoomer
>>748156975because they project their diarrhea genetics and bad life choices onto the entire human species
>>748156667>turnsIt turned 30 in February
>>748156667I turned 30 this year too. I love Pokémon.
>>748156975They are already balding in their 20s that's why
>>748156667it died years ago and was replaced by digimon in every aspect. the soul is gone
>>>/vp/
>>748156667Funny, so did I.
>>748156667
>>748156667It's so over
>>748157163I'm 36 and it actually gets better. You give less of a fuck and realize life isn't a railroad of things you HAVE to do. You don't HAVE to get married, have kids, whatever. You can live how you want. You get the ultimate freedom if you want. Stop worrying about your looks and other dumb bs and just live bro
>>748156975Five years ago they thought life ended at 25. Meanwhile I'm 37 and dating two zoomettes who are 24 and 22. It's easy to pull girls these days because all the guys their age are into faggoty shit like Pokemon card scalping and collecting Star Wars Legos.
>>748156667You’re like 7 months late dude
>36>full head of hairGET ON MY LEVEL PLEBS
>>748158292im on finasteride i wont lose it, i stopped it at norwood 2
i'm 36 and still a khv broke hikkineetit doesn't get better at al
>>748156667they retired Ash a few years ago thoughthere's a loli MC now
>>748158292>Dad has full, lush set of hair even at 75>Mom's side of the family all the men go bald>Im 33 and still have a lush set of hairI'm hoping it stays that way
>>748158506are you looksmaxxed? you can geomaxx
>>748156667And its still complete dogshit, nothing has changed
>>748158718Mine started rapidly thinning and balding from a full lush head at 35. Good luck. I'm the same background.
>>748158783look was never the issue for me, come from a family of chads. I'm severely depressed and mentally ill, all my problems are of my own making but i can't get out of my mental cage
>>748158814Disgusting. Who is making these dogshit designs
>>748158083>yeah bro just accept being a failure lolok manchild
>>748158092Pedo
>>748158092Fucking kill yourself pedophile
>>748156975because the world is ending
>>748158092>24 and 22too old.
>>748156667He literally looks like a gym leader.This whole >waaa he's oldJust don't work
>>748159082Idk man I got 3 million in investments and I'm probably gonna retire at 42 when it likely doubles in S&P500. Not sure what else being an "adult" constitutes if you have your shit together. Then again you're posting a crude paint drawing about bing bing wahoos so I can't imagine you're an expert on the topic
>>748159082How come women never get called a "womanchild" but men get called "manchild"
>>748156975they don't understand what it means to be a wizard
>>748159903Ashley Sex
>>748158092Don't forget sports betting. Saying you do fantasy football is tantamount to saying you're a DM and hold weekly adventures in your basement
>>748159830Because it's normal for women to act like children their entire lives
>>748159830Gender roles, society doesn't expect women to be stoic breadwinners so no one cares if they're "childish"
>>748159679>>748158092Whenever there are threads like this, there's always posters larping about being millionaires and dating hot young girlsWhy are you like this?
>>748156667and Zelda turned 40, so?
>>748160032I work in marketing. Normie women love fantasy football and sports betting, and think it's weird I'm not into it.
>>74815697533 and my energy and happiness tanked when I turned 29.But I blame my whore ex for that
>>748159008No, you don’t understand! It’s based on a concept!
Its been a hell of a time in me tryna be a Pokémon Master. I was 23 when it finally came stateside and at 51 I can look back fondly at my journey.
>>748158092fucking based, how'd you get em anoni want some age gap pussy
Yeah and it 7 months ago you fucking retard faggot
>>748159830Cause they stop mentally maturing by 16
>>748159830society has no expectations for women
>>748159830Because women have zero responsibility and there are zero expectations of them. They can do literally whatever they want without judgment or consequences. They can even murder their three children and still be protected by society.
>>748159830they get called quirk chunguses, though
>>748159830I call my wife that when she blows hudereds of dollars on ponymerch
>>748157163UNDERAGE OUT
>>748160295>>748160378>>748160593>>748160631>>748160635So because of that I dont care about the "manchild" label
>>748158092Wish I knew how to pull zoomer girls.
>>748160727Nigger I'm 28 how the fuck is that underage?
>>748158814God Pokemon designs keep getting worse, other creature collectors are taking a shit on them at this point
>>748156667Ash Baldum
>>748160847You can only post here if you are a wizard
>>748160847You must be 180 to post here.
>>748156975Basically does
>>748158092>they thought life ended at 25. Meanwhile I'm 37 and dating two zoomettes who are 24 and 22.>24 and 22So it's correct? Life ends at 25?
>>748160886>Baldumtsss
>>748160953For women, it ends around 24.
>>748160953>>748161007LOL
>>748159830Patriarchy infantilizes women while demanding men kill of their inner child because it's "adult".
>>748160893This isn't wizchan nigger
>>748160847i don't understand your kiddie lingo babble
>>748156975Why do millennials act like they werent afraid of turning 30? Its been widely considered the scary number for many years now.
>>748159903hagrid sex
>>748160802You're a woman?
>>748160953do you also have a 10 inch cock and are a billionaire?
>>748161091>nigger>kiddie lingo???
>>748161090>WizchanNice try you fuckin warlock, go back to wizchan with the other fraud “wizards”
>>748156975I see 60 year old boomers flirting with barely legal 18 year old cashiers every day but 25 year old zoomers have it drilled into their heads by their peers that they're pedophiles for so much as looking at 21 year old women.
>>748156975Ended at 24 for me. Constant illness since.
>>748161169What are you even saying? Speak english
>>748161103I was chased down by some high schoolers and they branded the number 30 on my neck. Its not as bad as people think.
>>748161103>scary numberThat was 40 and it was largely justified because of irreversible changes in one's body occurring around that age. Then came the zoomers who memed 30 as the new 40.
Hahahah what an outlandish idea.
>>748161135I dont owe women anything
>>748158292I was balding at 22. it's over.
Is this a good time to a locklab ad?
>>748158092And what are you into (or pretend to be into considering you're posting in a pokemon thread on /v/) that's so attractive?
>>74815697531fag here, it IS over
>30 year old franchise>literally not one good gameHow is this possible?
Just defeated Cyrus and he almost oneshot my entire team with his Gyarados, now I don't have any pokemon left to catch Dialga.
>>748161790Go back to the pokemon centre
>>748158292>39>completely greyI won?
>>748158165>kirby not on the listMy boy is as fresh as the day his first game launched.
zoomers are terminally online retards who's social media ruined minds think that you are suppose to have everything at 23. They have yet to realize that all those rich younger people they saw have rich parents, are scam artists, or are scam artists with rich parents. They put themselves to a standard even baby boomers would find impossible at their peak, then crash and burn when they inevitably fail
>>748162036This is true. Most BSBs lives were condemned long before their first breath ever entered this world.
>>748156667Still younger than me.>>748156975They're right though. I'm starting to to suspect you are in fact a zoomer trying to stir shit.
>>748161413the only thing outlandish in this film is the gen X writing that storefront retail can still be a relevant and sustainable job up until your 40's, especially for a movie that's made and produced in 2005 kek
>>748156975Your health starts to slowly go to shit and generally life slows down so your opportunities to do shit slowly goes away.Most people have kids by this time but since most zoomers aren't having kids they'll probably just slowly decay by themselves and they know it.Also life after college isn't as exciting or meaningful by itself and a lot of fags aren't capable of creating their own meaning. I've known MULTIPLE zoomers who get into their field of work and immediately go back to college for some random bullshit because they hated the idea of working at the same place for years and didn't like how life is for 99.9% of people ever.
>>748156667Well I was nearly like this at 20.Now I am pic.
>gen x had a whole friends episode about joey being upset about him and his friends each turning 30>its all the millennials and zoomers bro just trust me and hate them
>>748161413>>748162272Entire movie is a humiliation ritual and the guy has to literally get married before he gets to fuck
>>748162270>REEE IT DOES!!no you are just an unhealthy fat fuck who didnt spend a single day in your 20's at a gym. To every other anon, all you need to do to avoid becoming this faggot is to go to the gym once. drink water, and take vitamin C/d pills if you don't go outside often
This game is a bit shit, but it's definitely the first step in the right direction I've seen from GameFreak in 20 years, even if they did hire somebody.It just needs some work.I've always said MonHun could be a direction pokemon could have gone in. With capture mechanics added.
>>748162390well, the director is jewish after all
>>748156975Finished at 23ish for me. Signs began in teens.God I hate my health issues.
>>748156667The oldest ones turn 30 next year. I wonder if suicide rates will spike up
>>748162360baby boomers and gen xers had more of an excuse because before then 30 years old was genuinely close to the end of most people's lives. now with 90 years old becoming a standard instead of a exception, 30 means nothing unless you are a completely unhealthy fuck
>>748159082Being a failure is having 4 kids in an increasingly dilapidated environment and with no way to pay for any of them. No wonder that gen hates their parents already. They get treated like dolls or pets for the first few years then ditched at their grannies or outright neglected. They attack people in my area nowadays all the time and I don't blame them.
>>748156667its crazy boomers all looked like that at 30 because they smoked 999 cigs a day and drank booze till their livers exploded without touching a glass of water once. Literally no one in my friend group around their late 20s/early 30s is bald. We have shittier GMO pozzed food and microplastics in our balls but a 30 yr old zoomer today looks like anyone born before 1990 on their 18th birthday because they drink bottled water and use lotion. Also pokemon games past 5th gen are gay
Zoroark loves children and wants them to be happy and live forever. Molech on the other hand wants to eat you, the choice isn't hard
>>748162639>was genuinely close to the end of most people's livesNot really.It was maybe for people 100 years ago in the first world at least.Not in Ethiopia. They barely got to 15 like ancient peoples.
>>748156667i turned 30 this year and i look like this
>>748162687Most of my mates are bald because of testosterone. Aus is a bit weird though with that. Even the girls have issues.This is even with microplastic issues.
>>748162639>baby boomers and gen xers had more of an excuseno they didn't, especially gen xers.
>>748162687Boomers did cigs and alcohol, which unless you are extremely heavy on either lead to long but uncomfortable life. Zoomers are doing straight nicotine and other harder substances while also being unhealthy fucks generally which break doen their body by 25. im surprised that millennials ate peak unregulated slop yest are still doing much better health wise, maybe D.A.R.E did something afterall
>>748162662>Being a failure is having 4 kids in an increasingly dilapidated environment and with no way to pay for any of them.Still beats being a manchild who never had sex let alone doesn't have any kids
>>748160580Not him, but you need to dress like them. Smell good. Look like you workout, no need to have huge muscles, just look fit. If you're balding, fix it (i did), or shave and grow a beard (Minoxidil if you can't). I'm not handsome so i can't pull a girl in the moment, but what i do is too talk to them on a place i know i can speak to them over a few days (on their job), crack a few jokes here and there and then, on a day where she doesn't have a lot of work engage in a longer conversation. You just feel when the girl maybe doesn't feel attracted to you, but 'likes' you, then you strike and ask her out.>t. 33 yo sex-haver with aspergers
>>748163170honestly "smell good" and don't look like you smell bad is really it. Im shocked by how many people, especially younger ones, don't take a fucking shower yet go outside
seinfeld was 35 when his show started you guys need to relax
>>748160580>>748158092But i don't agree with him about last thing. Zoomies (specially younger ones) like nerd shit. Even normie ones enjoy anime, videogames and other geek stuff. Just don't be a sperg and be chill about it
>>748163036And that's why you're a failure.You just don't get it and you're perpetuating the problem out of mere ego.You have to belittle others to reinforce that egotistic decision now. This is also why covid happened. Because you doubled down on your decision to commit to nuclear family shit instead of actually fixing problems in this society. Then you make it harder for others to fix the problem.Humanity is doomed at this rate and people will forever be miserable and your escapism to some ancient 20th century dream will not make it better for yourself.
>>748156667>You turn bald at 30Who the fuck goes bald at 30? That's something that happens at 50 at the earliest. I still have a full head of hair.
>>748163912many zoomers are balding at 20 due to poor health choices, mainly zero water drinking
>>748160381>larping Just because you weren't smart enough to invest your salary early on and what it compound won't make your coping and seething any more real
>>748164043>many zoomers are balding at 20 due to poor health choicesNah the poor general environment nowadays. Covid regularly will make sure the never make it past 30 without issues. All so old people and parents felt safer and could commit to their bullshit lifestyle of escapism that capitalism requires. Kids need to burn their countries to the ground and execute them.
>>748163170God patched this strat out in the low trust 2.2020 update
>>748157621Then they need to stop watching fucking "alpha male influencers" and stop taking testosterone supplements.Hair loss is one of the symptoms of having too much testosterone, which is why gym rats tend to be bald. You also lose hair as you get older, because men also go through "menopause" meaning what little estrogen they produce is reduced, which in response increases the testosterone concentration which in return leads to baldness. It's also why baldness among East Asians is much lower, especially in the elderly, because their testosterone concentration is naturally lower so they are less likely to go over the hair loss threshold.But losing your hair in your 20s is only EXTREMELY rarely due to genetic reasons. Most of the time it happens these days is due to testosterone supplements pushing them over the baldness threshold. Naturally (on average) your hair shouldn't start to get thinner until you enter your 40s or even 50s.Yes testosterone is the "male" hormone, but more testosterone doesn't automatically mean a healthier male body. It's all about the correct balance between estrogen and testosterone and where the ideal point in that balance lies is different between men and women. But both sexes need both hormones to some degree. Hell, have you seen what men without ANY estrogen look like? They look straight up like fucking aliens with a completely deformed body.
How are millennial men coping with going bald?
>>748156975It actually ends when you're born assuming you aren't a rich jew
>>748163036I've had sex and I don't want a family cope
Just how the fuck are you all going bald so fast, take care of your hair more, dont let it get too greasy and deal with dandruff right away.
gene editing will be here in 10 years. hope you're rich
>>748156667im 32 and not balding. sorry you are OP
>>748162272In 2005 there were more places than not in the west where a single guy could live off a shit retail job
>>748159830girlfailure
>>748156667>turning 30 next yearim afraid of my on mortality /v/ros
>>748158083you are at the tail end of the coping stage. next is either you become an hero, or you wait for death still like you usually have been doing for the last 26 years.
>>748164636I mean if your hairline isn't receding just a bit by your mid thirties then you fucking have no test. It's a natural side effect of DHT period. >>748162272Management makes plenty of money and commission based retail jobs pay stupid money. You can still make 80k selling fucking beds. You can make livable wages even now doing fucking anything as long as you aren't an absolute retard.
>>748158092cool story now tell us the one where you shot the gun out of robbers hand to save mlady then put him under genjutsu until the police arrived
>>748156975Life has been too good. People forget that we're meant for conflict.
>>748163170That goes for your car too. She doesn't give a shit if you drive a 2008 Toyota Camry. As long as it doesn't smell like a gym bag and isn't cluttered with shit. She doesn't care
>>748160580Unironically use dating apps that aren't actually dating apps like Snapchat, IG, etc. that let you find local girls and just DM them. Alternatively you can get a part time job at a place like Target and just hit on your female coworkers. Be the big fish in a small pond.
>>748163170ah yes go bald and grow a beard meme. do you think you are kratos, faggot?
>>748156975You misunderstood OP. Look at the picture - actually life ends when you go bald.
>>748161625I actually do like Pokemon, but I'm not one of those faggot card scalpers or obsessive collectors. I got one of my zoomer gfs to start playing Lets Go Eevee on the Switch because she's into Hello Kitty and it was easy for her to just go from Animal Crossing to Pokemon. >>748163848 is right. You can like kiddie nerd shit as an adult, but you have to be chill about it and mostly keep it to yourself. It helps if you have more "adult" hobbies and interests as well so you don't come off like a total sperg and have something to talk about that isn't just anime and bing bing wahoo. My main hobby other than vidya is being a /k/ommando, which terrifies women but also gives you that "bad boy" allure if you know what I mean. Aside from that I study languages (moon runes).
My life can't be over at 30 cause I was born dead
>>748164636Going bald or not is entirely genetic. It has nothing to do with "taking care" of your, unless you count taking drugs that override your genetics to prevent haorloss as "taking care" of it.
>>748163912I was going bald when I was 22 and I never met or saw anyone else with this problem until I went online. I had to actually go to the doctor for hair loss and she told me she's only met a hand full of men my age in her entire career with my problem.It's rare and you only see it a lot because the internet loves to shit on people and I've had my fair share of people trying to dunk on me for something largely out of my control.Still a lot of balding zoomers I've seen online are gymrats who may or may not be taking test supplements and are accelerating their hair loss.
I'm 29 years old, don't have a driver's license, never applied for a job, never had a job, or an income, have done nothing since I left high school 11 years agoHow do I make myself do things? I don't want to do anythingI don't even play video games
>>748166614when your parents die you will have to do something no matter what with that weight hanging over you for a while
>>748158814>>748160518What am I supposed to be seething and shrieking about?
>>748166614And here I thought I was a loser for neeting until 24
>>748161201Don't know why they fall for that internet bullshit, no one IRL cares as long as everyone is an adult.
>>748159134>>748159210Here, have a pity (You). You have to share it, tho.
>>748158718Same story and age as you but mine went from immortal to Norwood 2 in the span of a year.
>>748159210>>748159134its not like you guys are fucking those zoomettes either, so the loss is still on you guys
>>748163898>you're perpetuating the problemSo do you every day you don't kill yourself, but you don't see me complaining about that
>>748167090skibidigatr
>>748161413It was outlandish 20 years ago. Now not so much. If you are virgin at 25 you'll probably spend the rest of your life that way.
>>748167657Your first thought being a toilet seat and that retarded meme shows how mentally-damaged you are.
>>748167862It looks like a toilet seat retard.
>>748158934I have never seen someone bald in their 30s. Every bald motherfucker I know, personally or not, started losing hair during their 20s.Sometimes it's noticeable, sometimes it's not until you look at past pics and see they had thinning hair all along and taller foreheads as each year went by, but none of them started the loss after 30yo.
>>748168028I'm sure everything that stands up looks like a toilet seat in your mind.
>>748164261>me eating tofu and drinking milk-substitute lattes for the phytoestrogens to keep my hairgg hairlets stay bald
>>748156667It's time for this dude to upgrade to a beanie hat instead.
>>748159830Men are increasingly stopping being simp cucks and are shaming women more and more for their pathetic behavior. Probably a side-effect of woke fatigue, but shit like the Lindsay Clancy trial alone blackpilled millions worldwide. The fact is that female hypocrisy has become too much of an issue to ignore.
>>748158092Why don't you have a seat?
Sorry chuds, 18 is legal and that line has no other requirements attached to it. Cope, seethe, masturbate and cry about it.
>Pokemon turns 30 this yearAnd it has been terrible for about 10
>>748166614>I don't even play video gamesSo you're just here doomscrolling all day?
>>748161079>PatriarchyAKA women
>>748161103I'll admit I was kinda bummed when I turned 30 because I felt like I hadn't "made it" yet. The truth is that life isn't a race, and everyone accomplishes their own milestones at different times. A great man once said, "Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself."
>>748169264>And it has been terrible for about 10you made a typo, it's been shit for 20 years not 10gen 3 was the last decent era for pokemon and even that was already a downgrade from gen 1 and 2
>>748169286That was me until I was 27 and all it took to fix it was to go for about a year to an actually good therapist. The guy actually treated psychology as a proper science, was passionate about it and actually knew philosophy and classic literature. Therapy gets a bad rap because it's overcrowded by leftshit woketard feminazis who don't know shit and who would have lost their license over gross negligence ages ago if the system actually worked as it should and it wasn't pozzed jewish talmudic garbage. If you are paying to agree with stupid opinions, then you picked a shit therapist and should get out ASAP. A good one will actually try to understand your issue and work with you through it. Mine was interesting in the sense that he wasn't concerned with my long-term history (whether I was bullied or abused as a child and so on). I had a firmly ingrained misconception that such aspects were essential to good therapy. When I was starting out he in fact told me we didn't need that stuff. All he did was to rewire harmful or self-sabotaging thoughts and that fixed my issues.
>>748164261Fax no email. It's one thing to boost or supplement your testosterone if you're older or genetically low-t to begin with, but taking steroids and testosterone will literally make you go bald and shrink your penis. I can't wait to see how emasculated these retarded alpha-bros will look in 10-15 years.
>>748169748>A great man once said, "Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself."A wiser man said, "if you ever need a morale boost, just compare yourself to Christian Weston Chandler"
>>748159830They do, not nearly enough though. They're mostly called "girlfailures", and they see it as quirky and cute instead of being a failure because they think a rich man will show up and save them one day.
>>748158092>Bragging about dating two girls from the worst generation so farAs a zoomGOD, zoomettes are fucking insufferable. They're the most superficial foids. I don't even see them as human.
>>748169748This, I thought my life was done but it was only at 30 that I was able to focus down and start doing everything I wanted to do and take dating seriously instead of wallowing in my misery
>>748170046Doesnt chris chan have a gf now?
>>748156975>>748161103This, Millenials were fucking crying about it and still act like it's over.
>>748161413I'm turning 30 in 4 months and still haven't kissed a girl
I just cannot get a driver's licenseI can't do anything else until I can drive and go places but I can't force myself to do it no matter what I do
>>748158092Then once they reach their 30s, they'll seethe over older men dating younger women. Hypocrites, the lot of them.
>>748161079Women ARE infantile, that's a fact. As for men being demanded to kill their inner child, that's not a patriarchy issue, that's a systemic failure because the system requires people to proactively engage and participate in it, the less participants it has the less productive it becomes. Men back then would have both a patriarchy that put women in their place while men went out to have fun, raping, pillaging or if they lacked the the energy to do so, producing food and engaging in business, which probably had something to do with raping and pillaging(through war).
>>748170291Please share some wisdom Life circumstances led me to always be working and moving from place to place so I have no social circle and only now do I finally have a steady job and finances sorted but Im in my 30s. I just want to know how how to start dating
>>748164261I'm a fat fuck and balding, explain that.
>>748158083>You give less of a fucksorry for your endless pills, alcohol and weed life turning you into a drooling retard
>>748170384Just relax. Watch a lot of youtube videos on driving.
>>748170501Get some hobbies and focus on yourself Not them, when you're comfortable with yourself you exude that confidence and things that seemed impossible and stuff that only Chad could do now seem easy, and with practice comes naturally and with higher success.Don't work out or get inti hobbies for them, it all starts with you, don't go into women with a mindset of "I need to impress her or I'm gonna kill myself", go in with the mindset of HER having to impress YOU
>>748156667literally me
>>748169086Online, sure. Unfortunately the majority are still bluepilled simps.
>>748165018That would be extremely illegal
>>748158092I'm thinking about "reuniting" with an old friend and going for it, but i haven't kept up with her so i don't know if she's a whore... How would you guys check?
>>748170314Flutter!
>>748161905Wait until 2027 to turn 35, 1992 babies
Ok. My last post on /v/. Balding isn't due to testosterone or DHT as that other guy is saying. That's old belief.DHT only causes miniaturization of hair folicles IF you have low bloodflow to the top galea aponeurotic (the part that goes bald). There are a lot of people with high DHT that doesn't go bald and why do you think the sides and the back of the head never go bald unless you have an auto-inmune problem?So what to do. 1. Massage. Check youtube for a tutorial. 20 mins daily. Strech that shit. This will give you the best results. 2. Fix your nutrition, eat in a way that your bloodflow is perfect, research which vitamins and minerals and other supplements help you with this, stop eating processed shit too. 3. Workout. 4. Sleep and reduce stress. Stress hormones harm bloodflow.>>748165132True
the only thing that really changed with me aging into my 30s, is really really loving and self-inserting myself into old ugly bastard porn
>>748158718My hair is long and thick, but my hair line is receeding and it's thin in the front. Is what it is
>>748158292>42, still full hairs with nearly no white ones>paternal side all died of old age with full hairs>maternal side all have sudden loss before 50God please let me have some luck in the genetic lottery for fucking once...
>>748156975My life has ended after 2022. It was already going to shit after my pop died in 2019 when I was only 19, but I thought it would get better later on. But since 2022 it feels like I've been living in constant purgatory, hearing missile and drone alerts almost every day. Not sure if I'll make it to 30s even.
>>748156975Do you think that this thread is made by a zoomer and not someone in their 30s farming misery points as usual?
>>748170384Download the 4 in 1 app or any equivalents in your country and do 10 minutes a day before bed. That should help pass the exam part>Passed both first time
>>748156667This image doesn't work because ash got retired years ago. He's not even affiliated with the games. The entire anime is a totally different entity from the games, which is irrelevant because ash isn't the anime protagonist anymore
>>748161790Candies res your mons too, i remember using that trick once when i was playing for the first time
>>748156975My life ended at seventeen lol
>>748165815>My main hobby other than vidya is being a /k/ommando, which terrifies women but also gives you that "bad boy" allure if you know what I mean. Aside from that I study languages (moon runes)nigga you sound like a bonified faggot. those girls probably wouldnt mind dating a guy that collects cards obsessively either
>>748162639Or a woman, lol. They become very infertile long before menopause.
>>748172121I heard baldness tends to skip one generation
>>748159082A failure according to who?the society that preys on you?lmao keep being sheep i guess...
>>748172767Baldness doesn't skip shit. It depends on the mother's genes. Your dad being bald doesn't mean you'll be bald, but if your mom's male family is bald there's a high chance you're going to be bald.If you want your son to be bald, fuck a girl with a bald dad
>>748170534>Stop being a extreme retard zoom zoomWhen ´´giving less of a fuck`` means getting into vices?>>748168681I prefer being bald than gay lmao
>>748172809A failure according to biology if you don't reproduce you are a biological failure
>>748156975>be 20>when i turn 30 it's over>be 30>when i turn 40 it's over>be 40>when i turn 50 it's over>be 50...you get the point
>>748162701God i wish...I wonder if there's a lifesized doll with a socket around for sale
>>748170384I'm 33 and making another attempt at my G2 after 5 years this week.
>>748170046Now if you need an even bigger morale boost that would last for weeks you only have to compare yourself to Anthony Burch.
>>748164636Isn't greasy hair good though? Because it's the natural state and they get dry if they're not?
>>748158165Funny how this shows millenials have contribute nothing to the videogame industry and all they do is latch onto the shit boomers made, dragging the rest of us with them.
>>748166614What a ch->I don't even play video games/v/irgin fag
>>748159830Men are expected to solve everything for women, they cant afford being childish. Women on the other hand are first class citizen and are allowed to do as they please
>>748169748You will never beat the best.You should do your own thing as long as you do good enough.
>>748169748>>748170291You sound like resigned beta men who are stuck in shitty jobs.Grim
>>748156975This. Life doesn’t end when you turn 30. It ends when you lose your hair. Duh
>>748156975I'm 30 and I'm living life just fine. 30 isn't even all that old in the grand scheme of things. I bet a 60 year old would kill to be 30 again. Just live a life that makes you happy, and age won't even matter.
>>748174212The majority of people do shitty jobs and get on with life, only a small minority "make it".Society is run by the majority
>>748172767>>748172881There are multiple genes linked to baldness, it isn’t just linked to sex chromosomes. Men with bald fathers are also more likely to become bald
>>748156667Why do poeple always draw Ash as looking like a white 40 year old. Ash is from Kanto and shit, he should have a decent head of hair thanks to all those onions he eats.
I'm 31 and just pay 19 year olds for sexIt almost feels like a cheat code when you stop caring about the moral hysteria over prostitution and age gaps. Most men are too prideful to pay for sex but how else can you fuck teenage girls in their prime?I don't think people realize how many college aged girls sell sex for money in secret, they live completely normal lives and aren't trashy crackwhores like the movies. One girl used to be a ranked student athlete and she let me fuck her for $300. Young girls are incredibly stupid naive and easy to take advantage of, and most men REFUSE to do it out of misplaced pride.Just take the escort pill. You're holding out for a trad waifu that doesn't exist. All women are whores.
>>748171018I dunno, maybe check their instagram and facebook history, download a few dating apps and see if there's a profile there.Obviously make a fake account, don't show your name online
>>748164043Choice is a cope
>>748157585Can you not dox me please?
>>748156667Pikachu still loves him :)
>>748159364this. at that point I might as well go for someone my own age. at least they know how to fuck.
>>748175804Does pikachu still fuck ash at 30 years old or do you think pikachu looks for younger 14 year old cock again
>>748158092Last time Ive dated a zoomette I ended up disapointed. This time I'm dating my age but two sisters instead
>>748156975Because they're very effeminate. This rule only applies to women.
>>748173051who are you talking to
>>748175320The problem is the 300 dollar thingI would rather just spend that money on my hobbies and food because it actually brings me joy and maybe splurge a bit and fuck a whore every few months.Believe me I've also done this a lot and I don't regret doing it at all, but after a while you realize you're paying so much money to nut once and those girls might be horrible partners on top of that.Like seriously just imagine how far 300 dollars can get you? I could buy a new rifle or a new guitar or go on a trip somewhere. Or I could nut in like 2-3 girls and be exactly where I started and maybe an STD.
>>748156975It does. I can't crossdress or be a femboy anymore.
>>74815809231 years here>currently having a f+ with a 25yo>before her I had a f+ with a 28yoUnfortunately I had to leave the house to get them but all them bitches are hoes
>>748176825maybe the "ebil troons" were onto something huh...
Did they actually do something cool for the 30th anniversary? Anything at all? The 25th had that TGC set that looked like old cards and that it.
>>748176885What the hell is a f+?
>>748177272Probably some zoomer term for friends with benefits
>>748177272friends with benefits (friendship plus) buddy
>>748176009bro...
>>748156975it ends whenever you start waging
>>748176909it happens to them too.
>>748177562>>748177572>A female friend you fuckSo your girlfriend?
>>748177635You gotta grow up sometime.
>>748156667>34>Clear 200K a year>Still considering an HeroingIf you told me 10 years ago I'd clear 200k a year, I'd have thought I'd be rich with a hot wife. Instead, I consider ending it and am alone...
>>748177927Get a escort, nigger.
>>748156975Because that's when the thrill of livin' is gone.
>>748176683Escorts don't have dynamic pricing so $300 is a scam for chad but an absolute steal for chuds and gets better value as you grow older and uglier. I'm 5'8 socially awkward and medium ugly so the money I'd have to pay to date a reasonably attractive woman FAR exceeds the cost of whoring. $300 is an absolute steal.When calculating the cost of dating a woman, gifts, dinners, larger apartment, ring, and wedding, you could easily pay for years of prostitutes. The latter is eternally young and tight and hot while my looksmatch is a post wall fat single mom.You don't need that much money to enjoy hobbies. A ski pass runs me a couple hundred, that's the entire winter for hobbies. A martial arts gym is $150 a month for unlimited training, nature and biking is free, vidya and anime is free. Trooovel is a meme for instagram foids I've done it it's pointless. How many guitars and guns are you gonna buy? I have 4 guns and 1 guitar it's enough. There's nothing to buy unless you go full goysoomer.
>>748157903Me in 2050 when they finally make full dive vr pokemon and I can be 12 years old again.
>>748177927same but without the job
why are 35 old hags allowed to date younger guys but im not allowed to date younger women?
>>748177885People are just afraid of commitment. I think "situationship" is a funny fuckin word.
>>748170246Sure thing, faggot. More fresh pussy for me.
>>748157903Ash when he remembers he never paid Misty back for her bike
>>748157163No it doesn't>t. 27-year old zoomer
>>748178159You can if you have money. The concept of a sugar daddy isn't extinct.
>>748156975My face age regressed back to 25 when I started taking care of myself due to old age scare at 29. I look younger now at 31 than I did at 29, I had some aging signs that are now gone. But yeah if I hadn't started taking anti aging shit I would probably be looking like a boomer rn.
>>748158083>reach your late 30's>become even more of a manchildReally, that's the big thing that you learned? An embarrassing coping mechanism? lol see you in ten years when you're looking for a bride in Southeast Asia
fuck pokemon
>>748177885No, because she's allowed to fuck other men
>>748175320>I don't think people realize how many college aged girls sell sex for money in secret, they live completely normal lives and aren't trashy crackwhores like the movies. One girl used to be a ranked student athlete and she let me fuck her for $300. Young girls are incredibly stupid naive and easy to take advantage of, and most men REFUSE to do it out of misplaced pride.>All women are whores.Please hear this man. He's saying nothing but facts.This also goes for older women than 19.
>>748156667would watch an anime where Ash is 40 and raising his black son in one of the cities?maybe pikachu is still alive, they pokemon age?what controls their population?
>>748178346woni's evil snake like face laughing at my tiny thing
>>748178346Poor girl is doing her best...
>>748176585Me, now simmer down, I can't hear him speak with all your blabbing
>>748178346based chink girl
>>748178384So you girlfriend and you are a cuck.
>>748177885It's an open relationship. Zoomers are mostly cucks
>>748178541No because you can also cheat
>>748158961>all my problems are of my own making but i can't get out of my mental cageThis is a psyop. These things were done to you by people who were enriched by your sacrifice.This doesn't mean you can't change for the better though. Don't be discouraged.
>>748178654So you are a couple but you are just cucking eachother all the time.That sounds depressing.
>>748178541Those types are more of the community bop where they have an actual BF and then she fucks like 3 other guys for attention and money.It's degenerate but there are usually only 1 cuck in that dynamic.It's truly a wonder how women have sex like 3x more often than men do.
>was one of the youngest when I arrived on this shithole back in 2009>now I'm one of the oldest at 35were did all the oldfags go? they weren't normalfags so I doubt they have a family, maybe they just died or migrated to rpgcodex
>>748167502You literally are complaining about it, NPCs are fucking hilarious lmao.
>>748178703Welcome to 2026, enjoy your stay
>>748178346>obliterates both scalpers and nu-pokemon kidsbased, but she didnt look very happy afterwards
>2 of my 36 yo friends have children>1 just divorced, kid is 5>second just got his kid and already want to divorce, his gf went to the police for domestic violence (she lied)>my own sister is divorced with 3 kids (yes the father was white)>my brother's 17yo teen is an absolute retard and called the cops on his own fatherwhat's the fucking point? I'd rather play vidya
>>748178801I know people pushing 50 who post here, they just don't feel the need to announce it.
>>748156667Imagine balding lmao.>t. 33 and still got the same hairline as I had when I was 8.
>>748178801>rpgcodexfunny, this shithole's reason to exist was moot's personal disappointment in a forum and so he created this website so him and his friends could move away from that forum. Even though moot would ultimately be disappointed at 4chan.I'm not surprised oldfags would move back to forums
>>748178346this is someone's fetish isn't it?
>>748170380>turn 30 in 6 months>most I've ever done is hold a girl's hand on a date (she dumped me after like 2 dates)>because of this all of my friends (also virgins) think I'm the biggest chad ever and that I've got gameAre we doomed zoombros?
>>748179252Saw someone lose 50% of their hairline over the course of 3 months at 36. Don't tempt fate anon, be humble.
>>748178801Discord and Twitter really.
>>748179380Yeah
>>748157163holy same and true, literally wtf is there now, just ideally progressing along a career path, paying off a mortgage, and then maybe retiring before i die? nah i choose neet instead
>>748179398>>because of this all of my friends (also virgins) think I'm the biggest chad ever and that I've got gamekek
>>748156975Life ends somewhere around 14 let's be real here
>>748178801>were did all the oldfags go? they weren't normalfags so I doubt they have a family, maybe they just died or migrated to rpgcodexi assume some autists became more social with stuff like discord and vrchat, and some autists including some of that first group trooned the FUCK out (see: fallout new vegas), and then a chunk also were neets whos parents died and the 1% normied out and barely post and the rest perished (this will be my fate when i reach their age, most likely)
>>748179943Feels weird being a autist with a gender bending fetish who never trooned out.
>>748164113Boohoo nigger cry me a river
>>748158814>>748167657Please tell me this is fake, holy fucking shit.
>>748179364The idea of a forum where you have to pay to be allowed to post seemed stupid to me at the time, but now I realize they were just ahead of the game.Don't have to deal with bots, don't have to deal with spam, don't have to deal neither schizos nor dumb normalfags. Maybe SA was unto something.
>>748180025>the autistic retard who doesn't have liberal brainrot and would still become a woman immediately but is logical and grounded enough to realize the tech just isn't there yetbrain implants into robot bodies could be cool
>>748178801>were did all the oldfags go?Still here, though a lot less these days4chan's fallen offIt's become "mid"
>>748179943Honestly if I had a GF I'd rarely post here anymore because that'd be the rest of my free time gone.
>>748180156I'm 6'1 with broad shoulders. I know damn well I'd be a hybrid of Chris Chan and the IT'S MAAM guy.
>>748178195I'm attracted to women, I just hate them.
>>748179421Holy fucking shit maybe he isndoing cancer treatment or something. There's no way it can be that fast
>>748179398I'm 31 and the only time I've been asked by a girl to hold her hand was on a rollercoaster by a random foid that was afraid.
>>748178316What's your routine? What products do you recommend?
>>748180356there's also still the wall even if it goes perfectly (it won't)
>>748180347don't even need a gf nowadays, just get some needy discord nerd who likes playing vidya with you bwo, they're free, then you can just ghost them in a few years and they'll end up having a mental breakdown or something idk
>>748159082A failure to WHO exactly?
>>748180769I want someone to like me and want to be with me long term and for it to be mutual.I won't settle for anything less and if I can't have it I'll just blow my money on shit I like.
>>748180769>needy discord nerd who likes playing vidya with youWheremst've?
>>748170046Chris never had to work a full day in his life and he is still "moderately" well off.
>>748180862there's always ai robot wives>>748180863uhh idk if it's just a degen cesspit now but vrchat was pretty fantastic for this like 5 years ago, lots of dumb 20s-30s nerds, weebs, furries, people having fun just wanting to drink with other people, etc
>>748169772Biggest trvke in the entire thread.
>>748181008>5 years ago
>>748169772>gen 3 was the last decent era for pokemon and even that was already a downgrade from gen 1 and 2Ackshually, I'd beg to differ that Platinum is the peak of pokemon.
Just masturbated so i don't think of gf anymore
>>748181053i mean i have a couple old friends from that time that still play regularly so it can't be that bad, but i do imagine there's much less more-normal people now? maybe i'm wrong though, i really miss dumb shit like the knuckles being everywhere and so many people doing ugandan accents, holy fuck that shit was so funny
>>748169264This, but gardevoir.
>>748156667No it doesn't. It turns 30 in 2028.YWNBJ
>>748170246I will say that millennial women are more intelligent than zoomettes. Zoomettes are just hotter than millennial women ever were simply because foid social media promotes content about fashion, makeup, fitness, etc. that millennial girls never had back in the day. I see gorgeous zoomettes whenever I go out to the store or wherever. When millennials were in high school 20 years ago, the girls were not that hot.
>>748178346Did Nintendo get her at the end?
>>748180529Collagen + vitamin c + vitamin e peptides and initially Loreal Retinol but jumped to Tretinoin after more research, started with .025, then .05 and now at 0.1 with Rejuveness moisturizer. And sunscreen. And sometimes during weekends I know I won't go out I roll my face with a dermaroller. Some lines I had forming around the nasolabial folds area are almost gone, I should have started much earlier. My recommendation to all zoomers is to follow Clavicular's example, if you start early like he does I'm sure by 30 these zoomers that started at like 18-20 are gonna be looking 20 still.
>>748169286not him but kinda yeah some times i take a pause from doomscrolling and jerk off
>>748181280I agree zoomettes are hot, but they're vile creatures with no heart. I think zoomettes develop faster than past generations, too. I remember back in middle school when girls would wear leggings and some of them were thick with huge asses. I thought "Not complaining, but what the fuck are they putting in the water to make these girls so curvy?" If you saw them from behind, you'd think they were adults with the way they were built. But like I said, vile creatures with no heart.
>>748181741>but they're vile creatures with no heartFrom my experience recently meeting zoomettes, they are not that bad. They actually give me a lot more attention online than the millennial foids do. The south american zoomettes are pretty shit though, they just ghost for no reason and overall just barely respond if at all.
>>748172565>nigga you sound like a bonified faggot.Of course I am. I'm posting on this website. Girls will indeed put up with guys who have lame hobbies, but they will resent them rather than being excited about them. If you have a cool hobby then girls will be eager to try it with you. Really the cheat code to getting girls is learning to play guitar or some other instrument like the boomers always said. Sadly I never learned as a kid so I'm pretty much SOL.
>>748180842>>748173059
Me
>>748174212Every job is shitty. That's why it's called a "job." You do your job to get money so you can do the things you actually enjoy.
>>748181224>>748156667How did it happen? Why did they lost their spirit?
>>748181151I loved that period of the internetFelt like the old days
>>748181952Yeah, Zoomettes have been much friendlier to me then millenial women ever have. Millenial women would always get angry and give huffy silent treatment if I dared try to speak to them for any reason, Zoomer girls have been far more likely to come off as human beings as opposed to just a scowling golem.
>>748181952How old are you compared to them? Daddy issues are more common in zoomettes. A lot of them think they want a boyfriend, when in reality they want a father figure.
>>748182041norwood
>>748156667I never understood why Ash is the face of the franchise when he isn’t in the games
>>748182032This is not you.
>>748182219Being the star of the anime for 25 years.
>>748182240It is
>>748159830It is implied with the -man
>>748182219Pikachu is the face of the franchise.
>>748182125vrchat at that time was like the peak of social vidya so far imo, the game really was stupid addicting for me when i was new with how strange the whole experience of trying vr and such is, too lazy to be social now tho but it's still cool
>>74816141337 yo virgin here, got engaged to a 20yo with daddy issues which am slowly healing.What you have to understand is that you're not marrying society nor their family nor their friends, unironically stop giving a shit and expecting people to give you the ok to fucking fall in love with someone, they'll just sabotage you
>>748182713>got engaged to a 20yo with daddy issues which am slowly healing
>>748183017NTA, but you never hear about the successful cases. Only the failed ones.
>>748156975>why do zoomies believe life ends at 30?It does though if you have not started a family yet. Now you're one of those old fucks who did not know when to settle down and look like a manchild acting like a teenager.
>>748183017You just gotta not go in expecting an equal do that and they just turn into very obedient pets and then it's your turn to cherish them. Plus you know nobody's perfect
>>748183261This. And you have to remember, more than 60% of male zoomers between the age of 28 to 32 do not have a girlfriend or wife.
>>748183261oh no, you will be different from the normalfag cattle, it's over...
>>748183686
>>748156975I clicked on this thread thinking it was gonna be discussing Pokemon, but it's just yet another thinly veiled zoomie-discussion thread #7843274832.Why is /v/ like this now? Why is like half the fucking userbase compliant in making sure we talk about zoomies all day? Why does no one call it out? Am I the only human being here now?
>>748183261>Now you're one of those old fucks who did not know when to settle down and look like a manchild acting like a teenager.Only women seethe about this. They're the ones constantly obsessing over age gaps and how you're supposed to be married and own a home and luxury sedan by a certain age, and how men are supposed to be social butterflies but aren't allowed to have fun, etc. Meanwhile my gf's dad is begging me to go fishing with him because he's retired and bored.
>>748183723You've become the minority, old man. Your era is over.
>>748183776That's not what's saying though? It's "old men" talking about zoomers all day.
>>748183898Oh, you're a shartynigger. My apologies for disturbing your fit of autism.
>>748183723>I clicked on this thread thinking it was gonna be discussing Pokemonyou know there's an entire fucking board for that, right?
>>748183723If you talk about Video Games instead of Gen Z, you're a heckin' disgrace to your Millennial Clan. You MUST talk about them ad nauseam, making sure you get your information from tabloid articles and made-up generalizations in your head. Why? Well...uh...erm...YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING ANGRY. STOP QUESTIONING IT. STOP RUINING OUR COMFY THREAD NOW.
Explain this, zoomers. Fucked all your crushes btw.
So 95% of the posters in this thread are bots, yes?
>>748175320Prostitution needs to be legalized in America again
>lil zooms gave up on life>I get to pound zoomettes at 34y/o>AND crush zoomer bussyEasy mode desu
Milliebros, our comfy zoomer-bashing thread is being ruined. Why isn't anyone doing anything about it? What the fuck is going on?
>>748184004Corporations have designed their environment in such a way that women are groomed into acting like whores. They've done this, because this way they can extract the most value out of both sexes.Men who have sex spend money to attract the opposite sex, while men who don't have sex spend money to sate their unsatisfied sex drive.
>4chan, a website known for basement dwelling perma-virgin wizards who don't care about pussy>UMMM YEAH I FUCK ZOOMETES ALL DAY LONG THEY LIKE MY MILLYENNNNIAL COOOOOOOOCK YEEEEEEEEEES *autistically jerks off*So retards like >>748184119 are just spammers who are dedicated to shitting up /v/ with this? That kinda makes sense.
>>748184004I dunno but these asian fuckboy types all wear makeup and take pictures in different angles to make themselves look better/younger, just like women do.
>>748175320where do you find your girls?I only stick to AMPs because all the bigger sites are full of fat uggos with too many rules and screening ls and deposits that way overvalue their looksat least even though the AMP mamasans are very much over the hill they are pleasant and to the point
>>748158083How much disney do you have to consume to become a goywarrior like this?
>>748184225SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP RUINING MY POSTS YOU FUCKING ZOOMER NAZI. FUCK OFF!The thread is ruined now. Can someone make a new one?
>>748157483There is no 30 in February moron
>>748184334>nowRemind me, when did you start posting in here?
>>748184225>t. foidSorry for your 30+ age
>>748184414You lost and got raped.
>>748184294He's either not as old as he says, hasn't felt the sense of soul crushing defeat when you see children play in the park and they're not your own or he's surrounded by people like him so they all auto validate and cope togetherAt least I'd assume he's a guy, he can have children pretty much anytime unless he's snipped.
>>748184334I know what you mean man. I can't fucking stop talking about zoomers on /v/. I keep derailing every thread on /v/ to be about them. I will go into random threads about video games and just talk about zoomers, and people keep fucking bullying me and insisting I am some sort of weirdo. I am literally addicted to discussion about generations, and I push any topic into that direction.I even called my mom a zoomer last night when I got really angry because the dumb fucking bitch burnt the Pillsbury sugar cookies, the yummy ones with little designs on them.Anyone else have this issue?
>>748182713...dude. Wake the fuck up.
>>748184225Sorry to burst your bubble but I came here years ago because I liked anime, video games, ttrpgs, and weebshit but also the anonymity. I may be a basement dweller but I'm not retarded.
>>748158083Look at this sour grapes loser lolThis is why life ends after 30s
>>748184597Your obsessed with talking about generations like everyone else in this thread, so yeah, you are retarded.
>>748183076>you never hear about the successful casesNo shit. I wonder why.
>>748179943>i assume some autists became more social with stuff like discord and vrchatI probably would be better off, maybe even with a gf if I did but I guess I took lurk moar a bit too much to heart
>>748183723AI just passed the Turing Test, it's so Joever for internet messageboards
>>748184658>i sure do wonder why the planes that got shot down never returned from the battlefield!t. retard
>>748184645No I'm obsessed with tales of the abyss and fate stay night
>>748178346She probably crushes puppies to death for money
>>748184561Why tho were both virgins and have done everything short of penetration already. You just gotta get them young
>>748156975if you were born in the 90s you basically got to see the last bit of a non turbo fucked world and it got taken from you just before you became an adult so it kind of is over but not through any fault of your own. At least you got to have a good childhood zooomers don't even get that they get dogshit slop video games catered to the widest audience (read: turbo retards) and they probably won't even get to be an adult between running out of resources on the planet and the people running the planet are genuine retards poisoning every bit of food for a quick buck and letting cleverbot control WMDs
>>748184767Too bad she doesn't exist.
>>748184819Insanely retarded ESL post. This is proof that th
>>748184901ANONS GET DOWN THERES A SNIPER
>>748184901Wtf candlejack got hi
>>748184946Fucking hate posts like these. Stop spamming the thread, assh
>>748184506>unless he's snipped.Somehow he sounds like the type to throw "vasectomy parties"
>>748156975It ends after 25 if we're being realistic.
>>748184819>if you were born in the 90s you basically got to see the last bit of a non turbo fucked world...so 1997-1999 zoomers still fall under your autistic, rambling, retarded generalization?
>>748156975It's the biggest gate. If you don't have your shit together by 30, it kind of sets the tone for the rest of your life
>>748185036if you are born after 9/11 you are not a real person
>>748185085So now 2000 and pre-Sepetember 2001 suddenly falls under that too?Are you a fucking bot?
>>748185136honestly anyone born after y2k is pushing it
>>748175320While I agree on the fact that paying for sex is cheaper than maintening a relationship with a hole ; condom sex is dogshit + you can't kiss / lick them + they clench their pussy to make you cum faster. I had the chance to live one relationship where I got to fuck raw, then when I was forced back into condom sex it was so disappointing I stopped craving sex at all. Been sexless for 4 years now
>>748156667minoxidil isnt working anymore bros...
>>748162390That used to be the normie standard, you know.
>>748185136Everyone in this thread is a bot that is pre-programmed to push generation talk. Nobody in real life cares this much.
>>748178198yes it does >t 26 year old zoomer
>>748159679You come to 4chan on a regular basis, you dont have shit.
>>748170380what efforts towards that goal have you made?
>tfw 40 and have a thick head of hair still
>tfw i am a retarded faggot who makes up fanfiction about hair loss
>>748157163it's literally no different>32 years
>>748185590STOP BULLYING ME YOU FUCKING ZOOMER. FACEBOOK AND PEOPLE ON 4CHAN TOLD ME YOU'RE BALDING.Seriously, why isn't anyone doing about these fucks shitting up the thread? This was supposed to be our comfy zoomie-bashing thread and it's ruined.
>>748180082>Don't have to deal with bots, don't have to deal with spam, don't have to deal neither schizos nor dumb normalfags.Wouldn't work these days, retards pay for 4chan passes just to shitpost harder
>>748185702>This was supposed to be our comfy zoomie-bashing threadZoomer board, old fart
>balding at 30HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>748186154I started balding at 18, ending up with Norwood III at 20.Took me like 6 years to get over it. And by getting over it I mean accepting that I will die alone and unloved.
>>748185828even your reaction images look fucking gay and soulless
>>748186221Not to worry, I have some oldies. Like this classic from some unc-coded movie that came out when I was 8!
Why is depression such a meme with the social media now?
>>748186328nobody watched this femoid slop except troons like you.
>>748184901>>748184961ALL YOUR HEADS ARE BLOODY TWELVE FEET TALL!
>>748186516>freely give away access to control to massive corporations>said corporations use it to attempt to brainwash an entire generation into being gay slaves>most of the generation turn into gay slaves>"how could this have happened???"
>>748186638>freely give away access to control to massive corporationsYes, 30 year olds in 2026 did that
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>>748186831Dude, you're still calling them "corporations".
